Jake and Amir: Dinner Jokes

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

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  • @LameScreename
    @LameScreename 12 лет назад +319

    I feel like we're watching Amir's slow transition from harmlessly eccentric to violently insane.

    • @josephpoyastro4580
      @josephpoyastro4580 2 года назад +7

      You nailed it

    • @AhrkFinTey
      @AhrkFinTey Год назад +7

      little did you realize just how right you were

    • @OvidianIdeals
      @OvidianIdeals Год назад +1

      You always hear the story of Amir doing all of these insane things when he's talking to Jake, but you never have to watch the uncomfortable interactions with the rest of the public. But if his humiliating stories are to believed at all, he's always been like this. The only difference is they didn't actually show him shitting himself.

    • @subliminal2927
      @subliminal2927 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@OvidianIdealsthey show him shitting himself in Hygiene

  • @MyMiniMovieMagic
    @MyMiniMovieMagic 5 лет назад +712

    I wish the episode would have just ended when Jake walked out lol

    • @jacobkobald1753
      @jacobkobald1753 3 года назад +52

      Not saying it's not a great skit but that would've been epic

    • @Jac12
      @Jac12 3 года назад +15

      Lol. someone did it
      ruclips.net/video/ycGXjT49sy0/видео.html

    • @JassZoigel
      @JassZoigel 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/user/clipUgkxMzjQ7Wwpt_gne517JXf4B-OBeNe5xy6j clipped it

    • @RaycrowX
      @RaycrowX 9 месяцев назад

      Yes!!!

  • @TheExarion
    @TheExarion 10 лет назад +397

    Just realized, this didn't have the usual Jake and Amir opening.

    • @ChasesReality
      @ChasesReality 7 лет назад +3

      TheExarion odd

    • @5y9h3r
      @5y9h3r 4 года назад +2

      I just realized it’s probably cause Jake doesn’t want to be there.

    • @miracledip5123
      @miracledip5123 3 года назад +5

      I think this is when they were transitioning to the new popsicle stick opening

  • @Vintexen
    @Vintexen 12 лет назад +35

    Ive seen every episode of Jake and Amir not once, not 12, but a dozen times, and this is legit Amir gold.

  • @BlizzardofOze
    @BlizzardofOze 11 лет назад +261

    I love how the videotape isn't even from the same conversation. You can hear it in Amir's inflection. So not only is this NOT the first time he's tried this, he failed to properly record it that time too. It's the little things like this that turn a really really good video, into a fantastic one.

    • @on_a_SideQuest
      @on_a_SideQuest 5 лет назад +51

      Honestly I think that is a continuity error. Nevertheless, good joke

    • @AaronTheImposter
      @AaronTheImposter 4 года назад +25

      I think they just prerecorded it..

    •  4 года назад

      It’s clearly intentional, it would’ve been all too easy to make the line identical in post

    • @pennclick
      @pennclick 4 года назад +3

      @ Probably because he failed to record and only recorded him saying "or do I have a videotape of the whole friggin thing"

    • @someguy5815
      @someguy5815 4 года назад

      I can't like this

  • @seancunningham8571
    @seancunningham8571 4 года назад +87

    Poor Chloe moves up from working at a P.G.I. Fuglies to a nice steak house and still has to put up with serving Amir

  • @mickomoo
    @mickomoo 8 лет назад +405

    USA Rice? wow that continuity.

    • @RamenSploosh
      @RamenSploosh 8 лет назад +6

      ikr? XD how did i miss that before? lol

    • @samuelbuchananbarlow5677
      @samuelbuchananbarlow5677 6 лет назад +10

      It was mentioned by Amir as a birthday gift for jake

    • @camerontempleton1355
      @camerontempleton1355 5 лет назад +10

      @@samuelbuchananbarlow5677 And is also a real twitter account Amir posted on in character.

    • @bobbyhernandez7117
      @bobbyhernandez7117 4 года назад +2

      @@camerontempleton1355 OMG is it really?? I was just thinking to myself that sounded like it might be real

    • @kalm_tree
      @kalm_tree 4 года назад +3

      Bobby Hernandez It is real. And it last posted in 2013. Good shit regardless though

  • @wildlydistraughtindividual
    @wildlydistraughtindividual 9 лет назад +225

    Follow it, if you SCARE!
    Moo-oo-ah-ah-ah

    • @joeyrozic1100
      @joeyrozic1100 8 лет назад +6

      i had to pause it there to get a grip XD hahahaha

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 3 года назад

      He also made a scare joke in another episode where Amir is alone at a diner! :D

  • @wildflowerwoods1333
    @wildflowerwoods1333 10 лет назад +106

    "That's when you say your name, sweetheart. It's called flirting!"

  • @biamlutler8485
    @biamlutler8485 8 лет назад +79

    "Good news everyone my name is Jake herwitz and dinners on me"

  • @FullDiamondAlchemist
    @FullDiamondAlchemist 9 лет назад +225

    i think i have finally realise how amir doesnt live on the streets. he doesnt work at college humour but just shows up there and act like he does and then pays for everything in lawsuits.

    • @Arandomfigure
      @Arandomfigure 8 лет назад +75

      Yeah. He has a lot of neat life hacks that save you time, effort, money and not to mention c-c-c-c-cash.

    • @boss_444
      @boss_444 7 лет назад

      1Nf1n1tY Gaming your name hurts to look at. Why didn't you simply put Infinity?

    •  5 лет назад

      I’m pretty sure his parents left him a fortune

  • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
    @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 9 лет назад +217

    I love so much the little zoom in on Amir's face at 0:44.

  • @gongde8669
    @gongde8669 10 лет назад +136

    Note to self: Get waitresses to slap me and videotape it.

  • @zLukkee
    @zLukkee 9 лет назад +20

    whoever writes the descriptions for these episodes deserves a medal

  • @MynameisBrianZX
    @MynameisBrianZX 11 лет назад +198

    Damn, Amir likes his steak rare as hell.

    • @user-cp9id1mj8b
      @user-cp9id1mj8b 10 лет назад +11

      You should try it sometime, ask for some bread (fries will do too) to drench up the bloody juice that comes out of it. Lovely :)

    • @JoshLikeCrazy
      @JoshLikeCrazy 10 лет назад +10

      Rare is fucking nasty

    • @JoshLikeCrazy
      @JoshLikeCrazy 10 лет назад +6

      ***** that's why you get medium or medium well

    • @Cyber_Noot
      @Cyber_Noot 10 лет назад +16

      Rare's the only way to go. I don't like eating meat with the texture of coal.

    • @skullofrebellion6653
      @skullofrebellion6653 10 лет назад +1

      Then get Medium Well, Natalie

  • @mightytaco123
    @mightytaco123 4 года назад +15

    It’s cool yet painful to finally see Amir’s stories he usually tells jake with our own eyes.

  • @shoopdawoop32
    @shoopdawoop32 10 лет назад +133

    Isn't this the same waitress from the PGI Fugly's incident?

  • @nickwells2602
    @nickwells2602 9 лет назад +384

    that doesn't look like chicken nuggets

    • @SpiceWeazel
      @SpiceWeazel 8 лет назад +37

      Holy shit. Everything has changed.

    • @OhplsAndrew
      @OhplsAndrew 8 лет назад +23

      Are those my nuggets in theyuh

    • @GarrettTrimble
      @GarrettTrimble 7 лет назад +5

      I think he can go a day without the nugs

  • @waldo1478
    @waldo1478 11 лет назад +43

    that first line omg

  • @CRAZEEDUDE18
    @CRAZEEDUDE18 4 года назад +10

    The episodes that involve literally anyone not from the CH office are so uncomfortable lmao... Jake and Amir both manage to make regular people outside of work hate them so easily. See episodes: Waitress, Dinner Jokes, The Club, Coffee Shop, Amir Faces the Harsh Realities of Dating, and countless others

  • @Aomicplane
    @Aomicplane 4 года назад +4

    This is something that normally Jake would narrate back to Amir but actually played out lol

  • @zd111809
    @zd111809 12 лет назад +3

    i wish i could find a guy like amir... i think my days would be filled with endless laughter

  • @jefferysparks4431
    @jefferysparks4431 9 лет назад +21

    "You're hurting my fingers honestly..."

  • @NougatCN
    @NougatCN 8 лет назад +37

    It's fine? It's fine? Or do I have a videotape of the whole frickin thing!?

  • @xoxo5961
    @xoxo5961 10 лет назад +82

    Amir should be on more collegehumor sketches.

    • @zeekdavis11
      @zeekdavis11 10 лет назад +2

      are you serious?

    • @luishtdw
      @luishtdw 10 лет назад +7

      wow way to be incredibly vague keezdavis.
      Amir was in more collegehumor sketches pre-2011/2012, most notoriously Hardly Working. He's a lot better on J&A, however the series has been plummeting since around the move to LA.

    • @xoxo5961
      @xoxo5961 10 лет назад +2

      Oh my god! I love hardly working xD

  • @v.duskren8819
    @v.duskren8819 2 года назад +1

    I have said, "I'm Rich... James bitch!" at least 10 times a year to this very day, and I don't think I'll ever stop.

  • @MandenTV
    @MandenTV 8 лет назад +69

    I love how jake acts like a parent when amir calls the tramp and tramp and slaps him in the back of his freaking face.

  • @nayanaswal92
    @nayanaswal92 12 лет назад +3

    This video reminds me of the way Amir used to ask Jake "Dinner tonight?" in the earlier episodes! Oh, nostalgia!

  • @dearimena7466
    @dearimena7466 6 лет назад +10

    How am I not seeing any comments on that amazing "I'm Rich....James Bitch" joke at the end.

  • @nathanbrathwaite3997
    @nathanbrathwaite3997 4 года назад +9

    after 6 years i'v finally grown strong enough to finish this without cringing into unconsciousness

  • @joelambert1784
    @joelambert1784 3 года назад +3

    "That's almost enough out of you actually." Is my new go to line for crappy customers hahaha

  • @michaelh13
    @michaelh13 10 лет назад +150

    They should be dining at THE Ds!

    • @jeffbrondo6831
      @jeffbrondo6831 9 лет назад

      +My Old Name Sucked. What in the world does "same" mean in real world english in this context??

    • @jakobthorseng6377
      @jakobthorseng6377 8 лет назад

      +My Old Name Sucked. What was your old name?

    • @jakobthorseng6377
      @jakobthorseng6377 8 лет назад

      Pffff

    • @jakobthorseng6377
      @jakobthorseng6377 8 лет назад

      ***** Makes me cringe

    • @jakobthorseng6377
      @jakobthorseng6377 8 лет назад

      ***** Wow we turned into like best friends in the ''reply'' area of a comment of someone saying They should be dining at THE Ds! in a Jake and Amir video called ''Dinner Jokes''... This is too funny :')

  • @Timidjango9
    @Timidjango9 11 лет назад +7

    Amir makes my day every time lol

  • @Fuffuloo
    @Fuffuloo 3 года назад +1

    the "moo-oo-aa--aa-aa" slaps harder the second time 'round

  • @someperson5506
    @someperson5506 9 лет назад +4

    1:26
    Amir looks like a baby bird waiting for food from its mother.

  • @SergAI
    @SergAI 2 года назад +1

    Hahahaha omg this was hilarious i miss these

  • @Josh-wt5xp
    @Josh-wt5xp 3 года назад +3

    jake finally agreed to dinner tonight

  • @FryDaddy
    @FryDaddy 12 лет назад +2

    Lmao the girls reaction to him saying lawsuit was priceless

  • @Superdarkcloud666
    @Superdarkcloud666 9 лет назад +19

    Judge: And the court finds in favor of the restaurant. Amir you will have to pay them $2,000,000.
    Amir: .....................Fuck me.

  • @SquatterMoccasin
    @SquatterMoccasin 7 лет назад

    this series is the crown jewel of college humor

  • @TheAdamFothers
    @TheAdamFothers 10 лет назад +37

    Jessica is hot

  • @Felarchy
    @Felarchy 8 лет назад +1

    1:28, I don't know why, but this face gets me every time I watch this 😂

  • @brettk8230
    @brettk8230 8 лет назад +6

    Yes usarice returned

  • @ItsKanches
    @ItsKanches 12 лет назад

    Jake and Amir is by far the best series i have ever seen

  • @MrXekaz
    @MrXekaz 11 лет назад +25

    I hate to admit it but... Amir is actually a genius on how he pulled that all off... like, did not see that coming... X'D

  • @misheelmunkhsoyol7003
    @misheelmunkhsoyol7003 12 лет назад

    actually im so happy after watching this cuz i always wanted to do same thing this guy did. taping all the events of ppl

  • @TheEzzyMaster
    @TheEzzyMaster 8 лет назад +48

    That waitress is beautiful

    • @MandenTV
      @MandenTV 8 лет назад +26

      Yeah I'd watch her from afar and breath heavily then awkwardly look away when she looks at me with disgust.

    • @Tribrachidiumheraldicum
      @Tribrachidiumheraldicum 8 лет назад +42

      You mean you'd Aladdin her from Jafar. Girls love Disney.

    • @inconsolablepeasant1548
      @inconsolablepeasant1548 8 лет назад +16

      Then I'd treat her to a meal of sushi, but only if she would treat me-et to a seat ON HER FACE.

    • @OhplsAndrew
      @OhplsAndrew 8 лет назад +1

      Low standards.

  • @TeeBreak
    @TeeBreak 5 лет назад +2

    I fucking love amir

  • @carloscorona8197
    @carloscorona8197 9 лет назад +4

    The video on the phone wasn't the same thing😂😂😂

  • @PaypalBank
    @PaypalBank 4 года назад

    So much for JAKE and amir

  • @TopazRocker
    @TopazRocker 10 лет назад +4

    Lost it at 0:07 lmao

  • @noxjoe
    @noxjoe 12 лет назад

    lol These are my favorite skits on this channel

  • @MarioTransformer7001
    @MarioTransformer7001 10 лет назад +52

    Holy shit I just realize that I can make so much money by girls slapping me. Thank you amir :D

    • @legoindy111
      @legoindy111 10 лет назад +9

      Hang on, how often does that happen?

    • @rosegfx4840
      @rosegfx4840 10 лет назад +2

      Not Leonard Nimoy hey, it's Leonard Nimoy

    • @legoindy111
      @legoindy111 10 лет назад +6

      No, this is Amir

    • @rosegfx4840
      @rosegfx4840 10 лет назад

      Not Leonard Nimoy no. you're Leonard Nimoy

    • @legoindy111
      @legoindy111 10 лет назад +4

      I guess I'm that too.

  • @lewisharvey1204
    @lewisharvey1204 8 лет назад +1

    Couldn't stop laughing at jake when he instantly says later lol

  • @bee-ho7of
    @bee-ho7of 8 лет назад +4

    I can barely tell if the humour is worth how uncomfortable the video made me aaaah

  • @thexulterius
    @thexulterius 12 лет назад

    Ahaahaa wow this episode was golden. My new favourite.

  • @JakobtheHiggins
    @JakobtheHiggins 12 лет назад

    Make a sequel for this!!

  • @IronCharioteer
    @IronCharioteer 10 лет назад

    Jake and Amir vids always brighten my day :) keep it up guys!

  • @seanthesheep101
    @seanthesheep101 12 лет назад +1

    He's a good actor

  • @mailneerg2308
    @mailneerg2308 11 лет назад

    I love these guys so much

  • @O-pinyin
    @O-pinyin 6 лет назад +2

    I love how the recording is different from how he really did it

  • @undeny
    @undeny 12 лет назад

    I'm headin over to some cracked clips to cheer me up ...need it this time.

  • @tayswiftie13s
    @tayswiftie13s 12 лет назад

    Jake and Amir are my fav skits

  • @saketjawaji1557
    @saketjawaji1557 12 лет назад

    it's been ages since i enjoyed a Jake&Amir.

  • @aidanswain1245
    @aidanswain1245 12 лет назад

    Jake and Amir is easily the best thing college humour produce

  • @bakedfresh13
    @bakedfresh13 12 лет назад

    Why do I always come back to Jake and Amir? So painful to watch, but soooo funny!

  • @shadowofadoubt14
    @shadowofadoubt14 12 лет назад

    This is probably the best one they've ever done!

  • @RickFoxChicken
    @RickFoxChicken 4 года назад +2

    I just noticed this is the same waitres from TJI Fugleys. She should have expected him to grab her wrist.

  • @gerdeeplincon7197
    @gerdeeplincon7197 12 лет назад

    Gotta love these videos keep em comin

  • @Darth_Bateman
    @Darth_Bateman 12 лет назад

    Ah, well it is always great to meet a fan.

  • @kobaee
    @kobaee 12 лет назад

    One of their best ones ever!

  • @iansauce8641
    @iansauce8641 11 лет назад

    They should have their own show lol, I can't get enough of this .

  • @CollegeKid2745
    @CollegeKid2745 12 лет назад

    U of Minnesota CAN NOT WAIT!!

  • @popsiclesandhoney3702
    @popsiclesandhoney3702 12 лет назад

    "you're hurting my fingers, actually" I died!!!

  • @Vintexen
    @Vintexen 12 лет назад

    Everytime Amir calls himself Jake Herwitz I just think of The Talented Mr. Ripley

  • @BodyHunter0007
    @BodyHunter0007 12 лет назад

    This is AMAZING!!! Lost for words

  • @patu8010
    @patu8010 12 лет назад

    Haha, I laughed my ass off. :D These "crazy characters meet real world" type of skits are the best.

  • @JakobtheHiggins
    @JakobtheHiggins 12 лет назад

    I'm asking them to make a sequel to this video irregardless of whether this is one or not.

  • @TheSuperdxhbk
    @TheSuperdxhbk 11 лет назад

    favorite show ever1

  • @Phelan666
    @Phelan666 12 лет назад

    I think he just tells everyone it's his birthday every day. Like the mad hatter.

  • @c9unt801
    @c9unt801 Год назад +2

    props to those actresses… that shit was so funny and uncomfortable

  • @ryuuk85
    @ryuuk85 12 лет назад

    He hangs out with so other ppl don't have to. I have a friend just like that, we do our part.

  • @thexulterius
    @thexulterius 12 лет назад

    One of the best J&A's

  • @NoxuzBlog
    @NoxuzBlog 12 лет назад

    GIVE ME MOARRR POV!!

  • @lukewilliams6061
    @lukewilliams6061 11 лет назад

    Do people dislike videos just to feel rebellious? Because I could not find anything to dislike.

  • @PikachuStudiosOfficial
    @PikachuStudiosOfficial 11 лет назад

    1st time i watched jake and amir PREETY FUNNY

  • @xXxTheDarkNinjaxXx
    @xXxTheDarkNinjaxXx 12 лет назад

    I like how on (Almost) every video I see on this channel, there's someone being a comment warrior fighting about something.

  • @Mavuriku
    @Mavuriku 12 лет назад

    Class act extraordinaire.

  • @wraith0831
    @wraith0831 12 лет назад

    I don't think I am ever going to work at a restaurant after watching this...

  • @donaldoconner
    @donaldoconner 12 лет назад

    can youtube stop showing ads asking me to subscribe to channels i am already subscribed to?

  • @darkmandoom1
    @darkmandoom1 12 лет назад

    This Made my Day :3

  • @MrRobbobsob
    @MrRobbobsob 11 лет назад

    Right when the scene shifts to Amir after jake leaves at around the ninth or tenth second, I hear Thrift Shop.

  • @TizTommy
    @TizTommy 12 лет назад

    lawl, YAY a New One!!!!!

  • @StealingClips
    @StealingClips 12 лет назад

    I laughed more at the 'most offices' bit at the end for some reason haha

  • @ericbryan113
    @ericbryan113 12 лет назад

    I thought it was funny when they said "Call your aunt and play the audio for her on the telephone." haha

  • @Me4502
    @Me4502 12 лет назад

    I love how he always uses Jake's name.

  • @ImTooAbstract
    @ImTooAbstract 12 лет назад

    This was one of the funniest jake and Amir videos I've ever seen. I fucking lost it when Amir started grabbing that chick's arm.

  • @tinadee327
    @tinadee327 11 лет назад

    I have never loved an online series more. I love you jake....I love amir more though....

  • @10streetX
    @10streetX 12 лет назад

    OMG!!! LOVE THIS !!!

  • @squrilleyboy
    @squrilleyboy 12 лет назад

    Amir never followed up on his lawsuits. Every lawyer he talked to about them either laughed him right out of their office, or called the police. As a result, Amir now has a total of five restraining orders filed against him.