You always hear the story of Amir doing all of these insane things when he's talking to Jake, but you never have to watch the uncomfortable interactions with the rest of the public. But if his humiliating stories are to believed at all, he's always been like this. The only difference is they didn't actually show him shitting himself.
I love how the videotape isn't even from the same conversation. You can hear it in Amir's inflection. So not only is this NOT the first time he's tried this, he failed to properly record it that time too. It's the little things like this that turn a really really good video, into a fantastic one.
i think i have finally realise how amir doesnt live on the streets. he doesnt work at college humour but just shows up there and act like he does and then pays for everything in lawsuits.
The episodes that involve literally anyone not from the CH office are so uncomfortable lmao... Jake and Amir both manage to make regular people outside of work hate them so easily. See episodes: Waitress, Dinner Jokes, The Club, Coffee Shop, Amir Faces the Harsh Realities of Dating, and countless others
wow way to be incredibly vague keezdavis. Amir was in more collegehumor sketches pre-2011/2012, most notoriously Hardly Working. He's a lot better on J&A, however the series has been plummeting since around the move to LA.
***** Wow we turned into like best friends in the ''reply'' area of a comment of someone saying They should be dining at THE Ds! in a Jake and Amir video called ''Dinner Jokes''... This is too funny :')
Amir never followed up on his lawsuits. Every lawyer he talked to about them either laughed him right out of their office, or called the police. As a result, Amir now has a total of five restraining orders filed against him.
I feel like we're watching Amir's slow transition from harmlessly eccentric to violently insane.
You nailed it
little did you realize just how right you were
You always hear the story of Amir doing all of these insane things when he's talking to Jake, but you never have to watch the uncomfortable interactions with the rest of the public. But if his humiliating stories are to believed at all, he's always been like this. The only difference is they didn't actually show him shitting himself.
@@OvidianIdealsthey show him shitting himself in Hygiene
I wish the episode would have just ended when Jake walked out lol
Not saying it's not a great skit but that would've been epic
Lol. someone did it
ruclips.net/video/ycGXjT49sy0/видео.html
ruclips.net/user/clipUgkxMzjQ7Wwpt_gne517JXf4B-OBeNe5xy6j clipped it
Yes!!!
Just realized, this didn't have the usual Jake and Amir opening.
TheExarion odd
I just realized it’s probably cause Jake doesn’t want to be there.
I think this is when they were transitioning to the new popsicle stick opening
Ive seen every episode of Jake and Amir not once, not 12, but a dozen times, and this is legit Amir gold.
I love how the videotape isn't even from the same conversation. You can hear it in Amir's inflection. So not only is this NOT the first time he's tried this, he failed to properly record it that time too. It's the little things like this that turn a really really good video, into a fantastic one.
Honestly I think that is a continuity error. Nevertheless, good joke
I think they just prerecorded it..
It’s clearly intentional, it would’ve been all too easy to make the line identical in post
@ Probably because he failed to record and only recorded him saying "or do I have a videotape of the whole friggin thing"
I can't like this
Poor Chloe moves up from working at a P.G.I. Fuglies to a nice steak house and still has to put up with serving Amir
USA Rice? wow that continuity.
ikr? XD how did i miss that before? lol
It was mentioned by Amir as a birthday gift for jake
@@samuelbuchananbarlow5677 And is also a real twitter account Amir posted on in character.
@@camerontempleton1355 OMG is it really?? I was just thinking to myself that sounded like it might be real
Bobby Hernandez It is real. And it last posted in 2013. Good shit regardless though
Follow it, if you SCARE!
Moo-oo-ah-ah-ah
i had to pause it there to get a grip XD hahahaha
He also made a scare joke in another episode where Amir is alone at a diner! :D
"That's when you say your name, sweetheart. It's called flirting!"
"Good news everyone my name is Jake herwitz and dinners on me"
i think i have finally realise how amir doesnt live on the streets. he doesnt work at college humour but just shows up there and act like he does and then pays for everything in lawsuits.
Yeah. He has a lot of neat life hacks that save you time, effort, money and not to mention c-c-c-c-cash.
1Nf1n1tY Gaming your name hurts to look at. Why didn't you simply put Infinity?
I’m pretty sure his parents left him a fortune
I love so much the little zoom in on Amir's face at 0:44.
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Note to self: Get waitresses to slap me and videotape it.
Fuck you.
whoever writes the descriptions for these episodes deserves a medal
Damn, Amir likes his steak rare as hell.
You should try it sometime, ask for some bread (fries will do too) to drench up the bloody juice that comes out of it. Lovely :)
Rare is fucking nasty
***** that's why you get medium or medium well
Rare's the only way to go. I don't like eating meat with the texture of coal.
Then get Medium Well, Natalie
It’s cool yet painful to finally see Amir’s stories he usually tells jake with our own eyes.
Isn't this the same waitress from the PGI Fugly's incident?
+shoopdawoop32 She's cursed.
that doesn't look like chicken nuggets
Holy shit. Everything has changed.
Are those my nuggets in theyuh
I think he can go a day without the nugs
that first line omg
i lost it right there at the beginning.
So did I - best part!
The episodes that involve literally anyone not from the CH office are so uncomfortable lmao... Jake and Amir both manage to make regular people outside of work hate them so easily. See episodes: Waitress, Dinner Jokes, The Club, Coffee Shop, Amir Faces the Harsh Realities of Dating, and countless others
This is something that normally Jake would narrate back to Amir but actually played out lol
i wish i could find a guy like amir... i think my days would be filled with endless laughter
"You're hurting my fingers honestly..."
It's fine? It's fine? Or do I have a videotape of the whole frickin thing!?
Amir should be on more collegehumor sketches.
are you serious?
wow way to be incredibly vague keezdavis.
Amir was in more collegehumor sketches pre-2011/2012, most notoriously Hardly Working. He's a lot better on J&A, however the series has been plummeting since around the move to LA.
Oh my god! I love hardly working xD
I have said, "I'm Rich... James bitch!" at least 10 times a year to this very day, and I don't think I'll ever stop.
I love how jake acts like a parent when amir calls the tramp and tramp and slaps him in the back of his freaking face.
This video reminds me of the way Amir used to ask Jake "Dinner tonight?" in the earlier episodes! Oh, nostalgia!
How am I not seeing any comments on that amazing "I'm Rich....James Bitch" joke at the end.
after 6 years i'v finally grown strong enough to finish this without cringing into unconsciousness
Same tbh
"That's almost enough out of you actually." Is my new go to line for crappy customers hahaha
They should be dining at THE Ds!
+My Old Name Sucked. What in the world does "same" mean in real world english in this context??
+My Old Name Sucked. What was your old name?
Pffff
***** Makes me cringe
***** Wow we turned into like best friends in the ''reply'' area of a comment of someone saying They should be dining at THE Ds! in a Jake and Amir video called ''Dinner Jokes''... This is too funny :')
Amir makes my day every time lol
the "moo-oo-aa--aa-aa" slaps harder the second time 'round
1:26
Amir looks like a baby bird waiting for food from its mother.
Hahahaha omg this was hilarious i miss these
jake finally agreed to dinner tonight
Lmao the girls reaction to him saying lawsuit was priceless
Judge: And the court finds in favor of the restaurant. Amir you will have to pay them $2,000,000.
Amir: .....................Fuck me.
Superdarkcloud666 Is a check fine?
Very nice dude!
+bronco24 ..... name?
Shit joke
that would be so out of character. the correct should be:
Amir: ...noooo!
this series is the crown jewel of college humor
Jessica is hot
1:28, I don't know why, but this face gets me every time I watch this 😂
Yes usarice returned
Jake and Amir is by far the best series i have ever seen
I hate to admit it but... Amir is actually a genius on how he pulled that all off... like, did not see that coming... X'D
actually im so happy after watching this cuz i always wanted to do same thing this guy did. taping all the events of ppl
That waitress is beautiful
Yeah I'd watch her from afar and breath heavily then awkwardly look away when she looks at me with disgust.
You mean you'd Aladdin her from Jafar. Girls love Disney.
Then I'd treat her to a meal of sushi, but only if she would treat me-et to a seat ON HER FACE.
Low standards.
I fucking love amir
@@yareosh a
The video on the phone wasn't the same thing😂😂😂
So much for JAKE and amir
Lost it at 0:07 lmao
lol These are my favorite skits on this channel
Holy shit I just realize that I can make so much money by girls slapping me. Thank you amir :D
Hang on, how often does that happen?
Not Leonard Nimoy hey, it's Leonard Nimoy
No, this is Amir
Not Leonard Nimoy no. you're Leonard Nimoy
I guess I'm that too.
Couldn't stop laughing at jake when he instantly says later lol
I can barely tell if the humour is worth how uncomfortable the video made me aaaah
Ahaahaa wow this episode was golden. My new favourite.
Make a sequel for this!!
Jake and Amir vids always brighten my day :) keep it up guys!
He's a good actor
I love these guys so much
I love how the recording is different from how he really did it
I'm headin over to some cracked clips to cheer me up ...need it this time.
Jake and Amir are my fav skits
it's been ages since i enjoyed a Jake&Amir.
Jake and Amir is easily the best thing college humour produce
Why do I always come back to Jake and Amir? So painful to watch, but soooo funny!
This is probably the best one they've ever done!
I just noticed this is the same waitres from TJI Fugleys. She should have expected him to grab her wrist.
Gotta love these videos keep em comin
Ah, well it is always great to meet a fan.
One of their best ones ever!
They should have their own show lol, I can't get enough of this .
U of Minnesota CAN NOT WAIT!!
"you're hurting my fingers, actually" I died!!!
Everytime Amir calls himself Jake Herwitz I just think of The Talented Mr. Ripley
This is AMAZING!!! Lost for words
Haha, I laughed my ass off. :D These "crazy characters meet real world" type of skits are the best.
I'm asking them to make a sequel to this video irregardless of whether this is one or not.
favorite show ever1
I think he just tells everyone it's his birthday every day. Like the mad hatter.
props to those actresses… that shit was so funny and uncomfortable
He hangs out with so other ppl don't have to. I have a friend just like that, we do our part.
One of the best J&A's
GIVE ME MOARRR POV!!
Do people dislike videos just to feel rebellious? Because I could not find anything to dislike.
1st time i watched jake and amir PREETY FUNNY
I like how on (Almost) every video I see on this channel, there's someone being a comment warrior fighting about something.
Class act extraordinaire.
I don't think I am ever going to work at a restaurant after watching this...
can youtube stop showing ads asking me to subscribe to channels i am already subscribed to?
This Made my Day :3
Right when the scene shifts to Amir after jake leaves at around the ninth or tenth second, I hear Thrift Shop.
lawl, YAY a New One!!!!!
I laughed more at the 'most offices' bit at the end for some reason haha
I thought it was funny when they said "Call your aunt and play the audio for her on the telephone." haha
I love how he always uses Jake's name.
This was one of the funniest jake and Amir videos I've ever seen. I fucking lost it when Amir started grabbing that chick's arm.
I have never loved an online series more. I love you jake....I love amir more though....
OMG!!! LOVE THIS !!!
Amir never followed up on his lawsuits. Every lawyer he talked to about them either laughed him right out of their office, or called the police. As a result, Amir now has a total of five restraining orders filed against him.