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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024
  • This is just my opinion.
    (I do not own any of this music, this is all promotional for the amazing bands listed)

Комментарии • 27 тыс.

  • @thecoconut4569
    @thecoconut4569 5 лет назад +19413

    nice to see all these nice people here

    • @serioulysam123
      @serioulysam123  5 лет назад +1317

      Mark R. Chandar Metal people are some of the nicest people 🥰

    • @thecoconut4569
      @thecoconut4569 5 лет назад +215

      Sam Corbin that’s true

    • @SFCKNZSD
      @SFCKNZSD 5 лет назад +97

      it’s nice to see you here too

    • @yaku63
      @yaku63 5 лет назад +29

      Sup Megamind Mute.

    • @jaeger1009
      @jaeger1009 5 лет назад +24

      Hello mi british friend

  • @legoeater6920
    @legoeater6920 2 года назад +2325

    This is what people in the 1950's thought Elvis sounded like

  • @lxillisxviii5336
    @lxillisxviii5336 4 года назад +2546

    My stomach when I haven’t eaten all day

  • @dizzasterartist
    @dizzasterartist 5 лет назад +642

    When he said:
    *ourghe weeee weee wourghe wurwur*
    I've felt that

  • @Moonwalker1075
    @Moonwalker1075 Год назад +109

    This what people who don't listen to metal think iron maiden sound like.

  • @laced9585
    @laced9585 5 лет назад +6570

    What people think I listen to when I say "I like metal"

  • @harrisonkallergis8306
    @harrisonkallergis8306 3 года назад +563

    Cannibal Corpse sounds like the Beatles after this.

    • @anesthesia24
      @anesthesia24 3 года назад +13

      the beatles are nice tho

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 3 года назад +44

      @@anesthesia24 That’s what he meant. Cannibal corpse sounds really ugly, but after these songs they sound really melodic and nice. He’s only praising cannibal corpse and making fun of slam deathcore.

    • @anesthesia24
      @anesthesia24 3 года назад +2

      @@juanjoyaborja.3054 im a metalhead but do people actually like this slam deathcore shit ?

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 3 года назад +3

      @@anesthesia24 Probably not. These bands aren’t extravagantly famous, probably because it just sounds that ugly. The people who like it probably say it as a joke.

    • @thedjentleman1662
      @thedjentleman1662 3 года назад +22

      @@anesthesia24 I'm metalhead too and slam fucking sucks, it's an insult to metal and the worse is that it gets confused with death metal

  • @robertphillips1605
    @robertphillips1605 2 года назад +464

    I love brutal death metal but at this point I feel like it's a competition to see who can sound the most like a frog

    • @dragonking3652
      @dragonking3652 2 года назад +39

      I dont see the problem lol.

    • @twilightwolfpiano
      @twilightwolfpiano 2 года назад +32

      ok as a fan of this music, this made me laugh

    • @Somewhere_Bagel
      @Somewhere_Bagel 2 года назад +20

      Thats because lot of these are slam or some variation of that. Some of my favorite brutal death metal bands are Mortal Decay, Internal Bleeding, Demillich, Disgorge, Gorgasm, and more. Although i do love these stupidly over the top bands like this video

    • @lightningmonky7674
      @lightningmonky7674 2 года назад

      Or a pig!

    • @ofxquixx4609
      @ofxquixx4609 Год назад +1

      It's Deathcore or Ultra Death Metal

  • @Tim2716
    @Tim2716 Год назад +133

    This is how Imagine Dragons listeners imagine Bon Jovi sounds like.

    • @jacobfrank5743
      @jacobfrank5743 Год назад +16

      lmfao holy shit

    • @blvvd666
      @blvvd666 Год назад +3

      JAJUDJWJSA

    • @DustyEchozy
      @DustyEchozy 2 месяца назад +2

      Maybe not Bon Jovi after 2010s.

    • @Tim2716
      @Tim2716 2 месяца назад +1

      @@DustyEchozy yeah

  • @bode6128
    @bode6128 4 года назад +621

    So is this how people who listen to pop think metal sounds

    • @aeron_draven
      @aeron_draven 4 года назад +6

      Yeah basically

    • @fymarchan6476
      @fymarchan6476 4 года назад +4

      theappletree Metallica is not Metal it’s just fucking money machine

    • @joeyhammer6702
      @joeyhammer6702 3 года назад +34

      @@fymarchan6476 what you fucking mean Metallica is definitely metal. Maybe they sold out on their 5th album but that doesn’t mean they are garbage. You don’t have to hate popular stuff. Metallica helped paved the way for thrash metal which led to the development of death metal and other extreme genres. So Metallica has rightfully earned their spot in the metal world. Do you mean to tell me master of puppets, ajfa, kill em all, ride the lightning, and the black album are bad albums maybe give them and actual listen

    • @babtizedinbloodofficial7679
      @babtizedinbloodofficial7679 3 года назад

      This is the new heaviest metal we have

    • @wizarddemon
      @wizarddemon 3 года назад +2

      @@joeyhammer6702 I think he's new

  • @joeltheranker580
    @joeltheranker580 2 года назад +1062

    Timestamps:
    0:22 Imagine Dragons - Believer
    0:50 Nickelback - Photograph
    1:22 The Living Tombstone - It's Been So Long
    1:53 Darude - Sandstorm
    2:22 The Beatles - HEY JUDE
    3:00 Taylor Swift - Shake It Off
    3:31 Smash Mouth - All Star
    4:04 Spice Girls - Wannabe
    4:36 The Wiggles - Fruit Salad
    5:38 Cocomelon - Wheels On The Bus

    • @Grapesoda-is7ti
      @Grapesoda-is7ti 2 года назад +75

      5:03 Creed - With Arms Wide Open
      5:20 Kidz Bop - Bring Me To Life

    • @erfan1635
      @erfan1635 2 года назад +15

      😂😂😂

    • @lightningmonky7674
      @lightningmonky7674 2 года назад +1

      High effort shit post 🤣🤣

    • @twilightwolfpiano
      @twilightwolfpiano 2 года назад +19

      something seems a little off about them in this video, wonder what it could possibly be

    • @Temarim222
      @Temarim222 2 года назад +2

      Lmfao

  • @dostamales1957
    @dostamales1957 3 года назад +424

    “When a woman likes you she speaks in a higher tone”
    Women around me:

  • @lunar.enigma08
    @lunar.enigma08 Год назад +58

    all these bands have super complex logos that are near impossible to read, but it's a sort of art that i can appreciate in a way. they're like the entangled brambles of doom, forming vague letters of prophecy. overall not my sorta music but i don't actually hate it. also all the people that made the album art are super talented.

    • @blackhole7668
      @blackhole7668 Год назад

      Who tf asked you?

    • @Mentalmetalia
      @Mentalmetalia Год назад +7

      @@blackhole7668 🤓

    • @lunar.enigma08
      @lunar.enigma08 Год назад +10

      @@blackhole7668 just stating my opinion. i wanted to create a positive since this comment section is full of negatives.

    • @weeklydoseofinsanity3319
      @weeklydoseofinsanity3319 Год назад +2

      @@blackhole7668 everyone's entitled to what they want to say, to put it on the internet. don't make it a reality where we shut down people's opinions, do you want what you say to be shut down? hell if you say you don't care about being shut down (which I know you'll certainly respond saying something of the sort), wont it still be pretty fucking annoying for something to shut you up? have a think about it

    • @pseudoprogression
      @pseudoprogression Год назад +3

      @@lunar.enigma08 we need more people like you asap

  • @BlaseApollo
    @BlaseApollo 3 года назад +392

    Not my cup of tea but
    A. Some of the riffs were amazing
    B. Cover art was badass
    C. People who are saying that this "isnt music" or "doesn't require talent " are completely wrong

    • @guitarplayer1495
      @guitarplayer1495 3 года назад +57

      well, people who call this music untalented or just 'noise' are probably either K-Pop fans or rap fans.

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 3 года назад +10

      Plus I, despoiler had one of the most difficult vocals ever

    • @guitarplayer1495
      @guitarplayer1495 3 года назад +13

      @@juanjoyaborja.3054 check out Cattle Decap, Infant Annihilator, Cryptopsy, Oath To Order, Shadow of Intent if you like those guys. or Acrania, Lorna Shore, Within Destruction, or even mental cruelty! Those guys are nuts

    • @heavymetalhorseman2068
      @heavymetalhorseman2068 3 года назад +2

      Spot on.

    • @rokko4047
      @rokko4047 3 года назад +5

      @@guitarplayer1495 i like rap and kpop and i think this shit's fire

  • @Miek333
    @Miek333 4 года назад +371

    Perfect music to play at a wedding, funeral, or a 8 years olds birthday party.

    • @Fetch_Productions
      @Fetch_Productions 4 года назад +9

      That’s the kind of music I listened to when I was like 3, so that joke is out the window-😂

    • @taggarerinkeby626
      @taggarerinkeby626 3 года назад +5

      yea all kids dancing to this 😎👍

    • @haley-ru7jz
      @haley-ru7jz 3 года назад +2

      Definitely playing one of these at my funeral

    • @TankEngine75
      @TankEngine75 2 года назад +1

      Never understood why metal music is apparently not for weddings or kids or whatever, I listened to metal since I was a kid so I don't understand the jokes

  • @EnigmaEnginseer
    @EnigmaEnginseer 2 года назад +235

    Remember, if your band logo doesn’t look like a thorny bush you’re doing it wrong

  • @ikon4255
    @ikon4255 Год назад +66

    this is what black sabbath sounded like to people in 1969

  • @gemstonez
    @gemstonez 3 года назад +502

    this is what i thought linkin park sounded like when i was 6

    • @abeginnerspov5968
      @abeginnerspov5968 3 года назад +18

      I won't be surprised to see people expecting a Linkin Park song. Chester was a fucking demon

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 3 года назад +1

      @@abeginnerspov5968 Jason Evans makes his screams puny

    • @kittykittybangbang9367
      @kittykittybangbang9367 2 года назад

      @@abeginnerspov5968 RIP :(

    • @Grapesoda-is7ti
      @Grapesoda-is7ti 2 года назад

      This is what Minecraft players think Korn sound like

  • @frijolitocool
    @frijolitocool 3 года назад +184

    This has 2009 vibes yet it was made in 2016

  • @maxgoryachevofficial
    @maxgoryachevofficial 5 лет назад +73

    I just love the peaceful PowerPoint type transitions between the songs

    • @kolegth
      @kolegth 5 лет назад +1

      Windows Movie Maker*

  • @МаксВинокуров-з6й
    @МаксВинокуров-з6й 4 года назад +526

    Pop-lover: i like every type of music
    Me:

  • @katfis
    @katfis 4 года назад +473

    its more of a countdown of the most unreadable logos

    • @gallowshumor1784
      @gallowshumor1784 4 года назад

      Meh these logos are easier to read than a lot of better bands

    • @antongerasin3871
      @antongerasin3871 3 года назад +7

      @@gallowshumor1784 If by "better bands" u mean Slipknot or Disturbed - idk wtf are u doing here.

    • @nyxo8064
      @nyxo8064 3 года назад

      @@antongerasin3871 he never mentioned slipknot or disturbed and as bad as those bands theyre still better then 9/10 of these bands

    • @antongerasin3871
      @antongerasin3871 3 года назад +1

      @@nyxo8064 I guess it's right if you're up for generic stratched shit. I wouldn't protect all of this bands, but at least 4 of them are just incomparably better at making truely NEW music. Not like Slipknot never did, but 3/4 of their songs would be 10 times better if were like 2 times shorter.

    • @Reoat-ib9dk
      @Reoat-ib9dk 3 года назад

      I can read #6

  • @lilairstrike535
    @lilairstrike535 Год назад +32

    not necessarily a “fan” of this genre, but all of their artwork and cover pieces are awesome 🤩

  • @stinkywhizzleteats.3673
    @stinkywhizzleteats.3673 3 года назад +277

    The lyrics of these songs touched my heart. Good for putting kids to sleep to and relaxing to!

    • @GreatOldOne9866
      @GreatOldOne9866 3 года назад +7

      I know you might be joking, but that’s actually true.

    • @Grapesoda-is7ti
      @Grapesoda-is7ti 2 года назад +3

      Skinless’ lyrics were actually awesome

    • @ponos_abizyani
      @ponos_abizyani 2 года назад

      And when he say
      hueeeeheheheeeyyyyyyzzyysuehehehehbszbxjjdsbsbaanshxjxjsvsjsn
      Its touch my hearth and make my cry

    • @OmarHyari2009
      @OmarHyari2009 Год назад +1

      Good for putting kids to *_"sleep"_*

    • @fanaticofmetal
      @fanaticofmetal Год назад

      @@Grapesoda-is7ti And the song just slaps

  • @jackywacky4972
    @jackywacky4972 3 года назад +184

    I don't know why but 0:50 sounds like a really loud burp

    • @Cobbsterner
      @Cobbsterner 3 года назад +6

      genuinely my first thought, like that shit's the world's longest burp

    • @jackywacky4972
      @jackywacky4972 3 года назад +3

      @@Cobbsterner haha yeah same i couldn't help but notice it when u can't understand the lyrics xddd

    • @atlf3357
      @atlf3357 3 года назад +1

      Stoppp now I can’t unhear it 😂😭😭

    • @lebauro
      @lebauro 3 года назад

      it is my friend, it is

    • @gradiumm
      @gradiumm 3 месяца назад +1

      thats how you know its good

  • @zemaneiro292
    @zemaneiro292 4 года назад +187

    Top 10 songs for people who "listen to every kind of music"

    • @Akshay-dn8qc
      @Akshay-dn8qc 4 года назад +12

      Checkmate people who “listen to every type of music”

    • @medisculpodemisaccionesinm2298
      @medisculpodemisaccionesinm2298 4 года назад +4

      I hate them

    • @childmolester6557
      @childmolester6557 4 года назад

      but this isnt music

    • @MisterAutist
      @MisterAutist 4 года назад +17

      @@childmolester6557 There is rhythm to all these songs and dissonance within it's notes, therefore, it's music.

    • @childmolester6557
      @childmolester6557 4 года назад +2

      @@MisterAutist well, still shitty and boring music, and i listen to metal too, but i prefer the oldschool stuff with a message and some emotions behind those screams over some burps, just my opinion

  • @smooches-the-deathmetal-bunny
    @smooches-the-deathmetal-bunny Год назад +33

    i fully expect the last song to be a recording of my dad snoring

  • @gravyspin2938
    @gravyspin2938 4 года назад +752

    When you can’t read the band name you known it’s good shit.

    • @toospooked4594
      @toospooked4594 3 года назад +61

      When you can't understand what there saying is good stuff too lol

    • @ynonkak
      @ynonkak 3 года назад +11

      There is this one band I only listen to one of their songs and the song and band name literally has ... at the end because it can’t fit on screen

    • @Reoat-ib9dk
      @Reoat-ib9dk 3 года назад +2

      ​@@ynonkak For real?

    • @ynonkak
      @ynonkak 3 года назад +3

      @@Reoat-ib9dk yeah

    • @ynonkak
      @ynonkak 3 года назад +4

      @@Reoat-ib9dk I found the song and try to find the band by using the song name and just remember the band name is very long the song is called pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

  • @TheEasybeat
    @TheEasybeat 4 года назад +852

    Apparently the heavier they get, the less legible the band name is.

    • @phuckp.cummings5148
      @phuckp.cummings5148 4 года назад +15

      I feel it should be the other way around, where if the band name is illegible, the heavier they are

    • @Pengd
      @Pengd 4 года назад +6

      @@phuckp.cummings5148 So do I but it seems slam bands beg to differ.

    • @digitalmortality2001
      @digitalmortality2001 4 года назад +1

      @@Pengd some of them, for example suffocation and devourment

    • @crashdummy40
      @crashdummy40 4 года назад

      The Opposite from the ass tracks i just heard

    • @digitalmortality2001
      @digitalmortality2001 4 года назад

      @@crashdummy40 actually, it isnt the opposite

  • @DoktrDub
    @DoktrDub 5 лет назад +203

    You know it’s heavy when you can’t read the band name

    • @lokstollen124
      @lokstollen124 5 лет назад +3

      Funniest comment EVER!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @childmolester6557
      @childmolester6557 4 года назад +1

      @Ralph Richter true

    • @Tomejatokoupil
      @Tomejatokoupil Год назад

      @@childmolester6557 the fuck is wrong with you

    • @yaboi2500
      @yaboi2500 4 месяца назад

      Unless your band's name is Mortician or Ulcerate.

  • @SvedskiKuvar
    @SvedskiKuvar Год назад +55

    This is what my great-grandmother thinks The Beatles sounds like.

    • @AnnIsRad
      @AnnIsRad Год назад

      PFFT THE BEATLES?! WHAT THATS LIKE 1%

    • @jjandjacks7928
      @jjandjacks7928 Год назад +1

      @@AnnIsRadthat’s the joke

  • @funneneym9965
    @funneneym9965 4 года назад +11526

    This is what non metalheads think Metallica sounds like

  • @loganpatterson7279
    @loganpatterson7279 5 лет назад +94

    4:04 Jesus, is their drummer a spider?

    • @bagtype
      @bagtype 5 лет назад +14

      Nah it's a minigun

    • @nevermind2322
      @nevermind2322 4 года назад +10

      he's using drum triggers, basically cheating

    • @LeToplache007
      @LeToplache007 4 года назад +4

      @@nevermind2322 Lmao he is still playing the drums. You wouldn't know but a lot of professional drummers use triggers on their sets live. Skill is still there, the sound is just louder.

    • @johns3655
      @johns3655 4 года назад +1

      It's common to use electric drums now too

    • @cuppalatte_
      @cuppalatte_ 2 года назад

      An A-10

  • @callum910
    @callum910 4 года назад +133

    Where's Nickelback

    • @childmolester6557
      @childmolester6557 4 года назад +6

      nickelback is still 100 times better than these burps

    • @nicsferatu86
      @nicsferatu86 4 года назад +3

      Gabi Stefanoaia im trying to ignore this braindead comment

    • @callum910
      @callum910 4 года назад +1

      @@nicsferatu86 let my try and ignore the fact you think I'm being serious

    • @childmolester6557
      @childmolester6557 4 года назад +1

      @@nicsferatu86 go cry kid, did i hurt ur feelings?

    • @nicsferatu86
      @nicsferatu86 4 года назад

      Gabi Stefanoaia you’re the last person that would hurt my feelings knowing that you listen to nickelback

  • @ash_vagabond3308
    @ash_vagabond3308 Год назад +51

    Top 10 greatest burps of all time

  • @therealblsck6852
    @therealblsck6852 4 года назад +103

    Chill/Lo-Fi music for study and sleep

  • @PieroMinayaRojas
    @PieroMinayaRojas 3 года назад +161

    How to make a "heavy song":
    -Play drums fast
    -Use double pedal
    -Low guitar tuning
    -Pig vocals
    And there you go

    • @hardcorechronicles
      @hardcorechronicles 3 года назад

      Hooombre, siempre encuentro un comentario tuyo en algúnos lugares inesperados ja

    • @PieroMinayaRojas
      @PieroMinayaRojas 3 года назад

      @@hardcorechronicles xd enserio?

    • @hardcorechronicles
      @hardcorechronicles 3 года назад

      @@PieroMinayaRojas En casi todos de los demos de System y en algún otro más de metal

    • @PieroMinayaRojas
      @PieroMinayaRojas 3 года назад +1

      @@hardcorechronicles Mmhh bueno yo he subido mucho material de System

    • @hardcorechronicles
      @hardcorechronicles 3 года назад

      @@PieroMinayaRojas Sii, yo creo que he comentado algúno hace tiempo pero la verdad me sorprende encontrarte en ciertos lugares ja, no lo tomes a mal

  • @manglef1843
    @manglef1843 4 года назад +62

    I found all of these Songs from my grandmoms playlist, Am i supposed to be worried?

  • @slipknotmfkrlocust8843
    @slipknotmfkrlocust8843 10 месяцев назад +106

    Can't believe Taylor Swift wasn't on here.

    • @Gaz_42069
      @Gaz_42069 10 месяцев назад +4

      Bro really made me spit out my water 😂

    • @lancelot5125
      @lancelot5125 10 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @kerbalscuffedprogram4705
      @kerbalscuffedprogram4705 5 месяцев назад

      But what does Corey Taylor think about this?

    • @slipknotmfkrlocust8843
      @slipknotmfkrlocust8843 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@kerbalscuffedprogram4705 If taylor swift were to marry corey taylor, would her name become taylor taylor?

  • @Grapesoda-is7ti
    @Grapesoda-is7ti 2 года назад +137

    10. Wheels On The Bus
    9. Itsy Bitsy Spider
    8. Pledge Of Allegiance
    7. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
    6. Happy Birthday
    5. Mary Had A Little Lamb
    4. Johnny Johnny Yes Papa
    3. Humpty Dumpty
    2. Old MacDonald
    1. Head Shoulders Knees and Toes

    • @The_IDoom_Slayer
      @The_IDoom_Slayer 2 года назад +3

      Them shits are fire

    • @RonsonMusic69
      @RonsonMusic69 2 года назад +5

      Too heavy for mee

    • @billbobbophen
      @billbobbophen 2 года назад +2

      You're delusional to only put Twinkle Twinkle in 7th. Belongs in top 3 at least.

    • @TiredAndBloody
      @TiredAndBloody 2 года назад +2

      Head shoulders knees and toes goes hard in the moshpit

    • @Grapesoda-is7ti
      @Grapesoda-is7ti 2 года назад +1

      @@TiredAndBloody Bro when I entered the pit when that was playing I lost an eye, a testicle, and basically the entire bottom half of my body

  • @BiggieSwagz
    @BiggieSwagz 2 года назад +121

    This video really helped heal my life.
    Because of my lack of sleep, I was failing school, being less social, and disappointing my family, teachers and friends.
    Thanks to these songs, I was able to fall asleep faster, and more peaceful, waking up happier and more confident in myself throughout the day.
    Thank you, Zombie-Slaying-Skeletal-Badasses-That-Tend-To-Appear-On-Metal-Albums

    • @DarkOminigiri
      @DarkOminigiri 2 года назад +3

      Hey man we're on the same boat here

  • @chrisclips5175
    @chrisclips5175 4 года назад +1222

    Ok this makes me think slipknot and pantera are rock bands

    • @littlefire1205
      @littlefire1205 4 года назад +130

      if you listen to this type of music for only like 2 days, everything else is pop songs. i thought metallica, slayer, slipknot, and system of a down were heavy until i only listened to Infant Annihilator for a week and when i listened to those bands i just listened, i was like "😐"

    • @Wegetsu
      @Wegetsu 4 года назад +45

      @@littlefire1205 Kinda same...I'd still prefer Pantera or any band from the big 4 over this but opinions I guess.

    • @MorbidMindedManiac
      @MorbidMindedManiac 3 года назад +41

      Going back to Metallica and Judas Priest after going on a brutal fucking death metal session for 3 days just doesn’t feel right

    • @mateogonzalez6421
      @mateogonzalez6421 3 года назад +29

      Listening to the darker and heavier sub genres of metal makes me want to dance when somebody plays thrash.

    • @raskullsshako
      @raskullsshako 3 года назад +14

      @@mateogonzalez6421 I mean, it won’t hurt to do the Toxic Waltz 🤘🏻

  • @insaciablemente
    @insaciablemente Год назад +111

    This is what grandmas think Led Zeppelin sounds like

  • @creamcheez6354
    @creamcheez6354 3 года назад +71

    0:50 when he said *e̸̢͍̼͆͛͋u̸̢̻̼͌͒͝a̴̪͔̪̔̽̚o̵̞͕̼̓͐̔u̵̢͖̼̓͛̕i̸͎̞͕͐̓͠a̵͙͎̐̓͌͜r̴̢͍͑̽͜͝g̵̢̠̠̀͌̈́h̵̠͚͉̓̔͘y̵̠̻̦͑̀r̸̠͕̙͛̚̕r̸̢͎̽̈́́͜g̸̡͚̻͛̐h̴͇͍̟͋̓* i felt that

  • @angeloundercover8012
    @angeloundercover8012 3 года назад +977

    My mom used to sing me these songs before bed.

    • @gladiatorMMA149
      @gladiatorMMA149 3 года назад +20

      Same I would accidentally knock myself out for my head banging and windmilling

    • @HellWorker-sw3lm
      @HellWorker-sw3lm 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gladiatorMMA149
      @gladiatorMMA149 3 года назад

      @@HellWorker-sw3lm that's a sick profile name man

    • @HellWorker-sw3lm
      @HellWorker-sw3lm 3 года назад +1

      @@gladiatorMMA149 yours too bro

    • @gladiatorMMA149
      @gladiatorMMA149 3 года назад

      @@HellWorker-sw3lm thanks man

  • @evanlewis4425
    @evanlewis4425 4 года назад +562

    Me: yeah I like Metallica,
    What’s going through their mind:

    • @dankboi6128
      @dankboi6128 4 года назад +4

      *their*

    • @vandalking8341
      @vandalking8341 4 года назад +1

      Ahahahahahahahahahahaha😂😂😂

    • @rikkatheconure2395
      @rikkatheconure2395 4 года назад +2

      the exact opposite happened to me.. i said i liked metal and they were like "so like matallica?" of course they were like 50 tho and thats the heviest thing that exists to him

    • @devyl3057
      @devyl3057 4 года назад

      @@rikkatheconure2395 I would make a joke about this comment, but I'm not gonna...

    • @masteroffire5793
      @masteroffire5793 3 года назад

      Metallica is heavier than some of these change my mind

  • @randomanimations6462
    @randomanimations6462 Год назад +41

    They all drank a large McDonalds sprite before this

  • @a77ackeranimations20
    @a77ackeranimations20 2 года назад +269

    10. Imagine Dragons Dancing in the dark
    9. Ed Sheeren shape of you
    8. Taylor swift You belong with me
    7. Fur Elise by Beetohven
    6. It's Corn! (Remix)
    5. Dream Mask
    4. World's smallest violen AJR
    3. Megalovania Toby Fox
    2. Candyland blood on the dance floor
    1. Family guy theme song

    • @TrophySon1996
      @TrophySon1996 2 года назад +30

      Damnit, you didn't include "Happy" by Pharrell Williams, and "Last Friday night" by Katy Perry... Those are much heavier than that

    • @megamuerte6934
      @megamuerte6934 2 года назад +10

      Bro wtf shape of you It made me sleepless, that song scared me when I was a kid. It's countless times I shit my bed just thinking about the phrase "I'm in love with the shape of you"

    • @ieatforeskindotcom
      @ieatforeskindotcom 2 года назад +5

      y'all clearly did not listen to the my little pony friendship is magic theme song, shit traumatized me dawg

    • @a77ackeranimations20
      @a77ackeranimations20 2 года назад +1

      @@ieatforeskindotcom also I forgot goofy goober rock

    • @DavidKazuma
      @DavidKazuma 2 года назад

      honorable mention: Babykiller by Devourment

  • @francisfrain6385
    @francisfrain6385 4 года назад +136

    Top 10 songs that you can smell

    • @lilblinder11
      @lilblinder11 4 года назад +5

      ha comedy 👏

    • @juicykiwi7347
      @juicykiwi7347 4 года назад +7

      Smells like phlegm, plaque, tobacco, and beer.

    • @luvscxrs8606
      @luvscxrs8606 3 года назад +5

      Step 1: consume copious amounts of Taco Bell
      Step 2: record whatever comes out of you
      Step 3: play metal over the recordings

    • @yaboi2500
      @yaboi2500 4 месяца назад

      If that's case, then the entire list would be Primitive Man and Thou songs lol

  • @simoneleven3396
    @simoneleven3396 3 года назад +141

    0:51 my man speaking fax

    • @juanjr4mirez
      @juanjr4mirez 3 года назад +8

      Lmao JJAAJAJAAJAAJ

    • @Dasdickehuhn
      @Dasdickehuhn 3 года назад +12

      His growling is sloppy asf souds like he has water in his mouth or other shit

    • @ilyas_elouchihi
      @ilyas_elouchihi 3 года назад +1

      Looool

  • @foobindoobindoobers2772
    @foobindoobindoobers2772 Год назад +74

    U know it’s heavy when it sounds like someone shitting

  • @YourboiPancho
    @YourboiPancho 8 месяцев назад +15

    Wild how I saw this video so long ago as a kid and would ask myself why anyone would listen to this stuff. But now here I am years and years later realizing that I know all of the bands here

  • @charliesarmmole704
    @charliesarmmole704 6 лет назад +157

    The less readable the logo the heavier the band

  • @thesenate2656
    @thesenate2656 2 года назад +108

    What comes to my grandma’s mind when I mention Iron Maiden

    • @J-Santana155
      @J-Santana155 2 года назад +5

      Lol my step dad thinks iron maiden came from the devil

    • @Solvo6000
      @Solvo6000 2 года назад +2

      My dad says that when he was a kid he was scared of Maiden because of the posters

  • @LeftiesHater
    @LeftiesHater 4 года назад +226

    So.... Where's Nickelback?

  • @oscarh5439
    @oscarh5439 3 года назад +860

    This is how Slipknot sounds to people who listen to mainstream pop

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 3 года назад +17

      You mean led zeppelin

    • @tcg1_qc
      @tcg1_qc 3 года назад +47

      @Sam and it's a good thing, metal needs to become more popular, we need more metal fans.

    • @Ataxanrakhminov
      @Ataxanrakhminov 3 года назад +1

      @@tcg1_qc wake the F*ck up bro metal is dead since late 90s

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 3 года назад +28

      @@Ataxanrakhminov So apparently slipknot became randomly popular throughout the 2010s? Talk about metal being dead lol.

    • @Ataxanrakhminov
      @Ataxanrakhminov 3 года назад +3

      @@juanjoyaborja.3054 I was talking about metal being less popular

  • @kkirill4633
    @kkirill4633 2 года назад +91

    Forget about the music - the covers are literal pieces of art

  • @thespasam5487
    @thespasam5487 4 года назад +64

    Nothing screams 2000’s like a list of heaviest metal songs in 4:3 aspect ratio with windows moví make default lower thirds.

  • @ulench6653
    @ulench6653 Год назад +32

    My favourite lyrics were "gruuuurgh glurghglurgh gruuuurghlghhh"

  • @Zane_windle
    @Zane_windle 4 года назад +127

    Imagine if this was what alarm clocks sound like.

    • @nikodragu3
      @nikodragu3 4 года назад +12

      U gotta agree that it will be 10x more effective

    • @Zane_windle
      @Zane_windle 4 года назад +1

      @@nikodragu3 it will definitely wake you up

    • @beauchambliss9910
      @beauchambliss9910 4 года назад

      I would love it t9 be hones

    • @kerembayrammusic
      @kerembayrammusic 3 года назад +2

      Good idea, setting my alarm to burping noises over hardcore guitar riffs

    • @SxpectBeats
      @SxpectBeats 3 года назад

      You know what is the best thing? This songs are my alarm🤪😅

  • @giovannikarolsimonetta7895
    @giovannikarolsimonetta7895 3 года назад +87

    i need a lo-fi version of this

  • @fresabeso3353
    @fresabeso3353 4 года назад +1512

    Finally some nice Christian music

  • @Joeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
    @Joeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Год назад +58

    Mother of God, It's All Toilet Sounds!

  • @1brytol
    @1brytol 4 года назад +181

    Me: I like metal.
    My mind: Disturbed, Sabaton itp.
    My family:

    • @hmmmrobert7570
      @hmmmrobert7570 4 года назад +2

      Those are not metal tho

    • @nicolasreny221
      @nicolasreny221 4 года назад +14

      @@hmmmrobert7570 bruh stfu sabbath is metal

    • @childmolester6557
      @childmolester6557 4 года назад

      @@hmmmrobert7570 yes, ur right, just like these burps over a gay and boring intrumental aint metal either

    • @antongerasin3871
      @antongerasin3871 3 года назад +1

      @@hmmmrobert7570 For me Disturbed are not. Sabaton most of the time are.

    • @childmolester6557
      @childmolester6557 3 года назад +5

      @@antongerasin3871 disturbed is actually heavier than sabaton 🤡🤡🤡

  • @incognito9813
    @incognito9813 3 года назад +118

    The kind of music my mom thinks I listen to when I say "I like metal".

  • @Santiagopauli
    @Santiagopauli 2 года назад +43

    Where is ed sheran?

    • @benb5998
      @benb5998 2 года назад +1

      I’m asking the same thing man:/

  • @frytagustaw1447
    @frytagustaw1447 Год назад +26

    My stomach after eating something outdated

  • @Jas_117
    @Jas_117 2 года назад +80

    *world's longest burps*

  • @tebunky8187
    @tebunky8187 3 года назад +137

    what non metalheads think korn sounds like:

    • @mannequingaming54
      @mannequingaming54 3 года назад +14

      they must think nickleback is basically cannibal corpse

    • @haiqalrafiq7834
      @haiqalrafiq7834 3 года назад +1

      true 🤣😭

    • @chimonjyotisaikia2454
      @chimonjyotisaikia2454 3 года назад

      Slipknot and lamb of good too😂

    • @doomervibes4341
      @doomervibes4341 3 года назад +4

      That pic of Varg with an anime girl 😂

    • @paraa2443
      @paraa2443 3 года назад

      And they also probably hear "Hail Satan" in KoЯn's songs too.

  • @barrywalker673
    @barrywalker673 4 года назад +78

    I started my Metal journey with AC/DC and Accept way back in 1980 at 11 years old. Now at 51 I'm a proud owner of eight of the 10 albums that these songs are on. The progression of Metal has always kept me tuned in to the new forms it has branched into. Where it goes from here no one knows, but I'll be there listening until I die.

    • @SirForcekin
      @SirForcekin 3 года назад +9

      You’re a legend.

    • @blackhole7668
      @blackhole7668 3 года назад +4

      You're sad

    • @TheUsualSuspects358
      @TheUsualSuspects358 3 года назад +3

      Can you please tell me what the name of the bands are I'm very confused

    • @jeffrunyan2691
      @jeffrunyan2691 2 месяца назад

      @@TheUsualSuspects358 shit pile and company

    • @jeffrunyan2691
      @jeffrunyan2691 2 месяца назад

      @@barrywalker673 I would never publicly admit I wasted money on this crap.

  • @balddavemustaine7620
    @balddavemustaine7620 Год назад +26

    Sounds like someone had too much Pepsi

  • @maxk9102
    @maxk9102 4 года назад +158

    The harder is to read the band name, heaviest the metal is.

    • @arockfloatinginspace4488
      @arockfloatinginspace4488 4 года назад +4

      Nope i can read suffocatin's name easily

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 3 года назад +1

      So wait, if nickelback makes their logo completely illegible, they become a really heavy band?

  • @tcg1_qc
    @tcg1_qc 3 года назад +36

    4:03 fucking hell, those are not drums, it's an MG42

    • @thekadengank2143
      @thekadengank2143 3 года назад +1

      99 percent sure its those computer drums the youngsters been usin. No ones actually playing that unless they went out to a ranch with a machine gun😂

  • @childbeater6973
    @childbeater6973 4 года назад +58

    where's adelles hello?

  • @epikilleviatanoexl2458
    @epikilleviatanoexl2458 Год назад +25

    when you're happy you enjoy the song, when you're sad you understand the lyrics

    • @money-j60
      @money-j60 Год назад

      Black people hear rap white people hear rock music

    • @fanaticofmetal
      @fanaticofmetal 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@money-j60Both usually listen to rap lol, metal is not mainstream

    • @money-j60
      @money-j60 11 месяцев назад

      Hm ok

  • @guidos2090
    @guidos2090 3 года назад +84

    I remember being 12 and searching "heaviest metal songs ever" on RUclips when I was getting into metal and there was a video like this but it wasn't this, and I couldn't understand the sound, I only listenned pure noise. Now I'm almost 20, I'm a metalhead for almost 7 years now, and I explored the whole genre A LOT. Now I listen to this and I like it because I can understand it, I'm used to this and I have trained ears for this extreme stuff because of the years, but it's funny how when I was 13 all I could listen was noise. The most relatable personal comparation with this experience is MMA. When I didn't understand grappling it was very boring for me, but now that I practice BJJ and MMA, and I watch a lot of MMA, I can find it fun because I understand what's going on. It's like watching a professional chess match without knowing how to play chess, you obviously gonna get bored if you don't understand what's going on. And you won't like stuff like this if you listen it for the first time and are not used to extreme music, but once you understand it and your ears get used to it you start to enjoy it, because it's not noise anymore, now you recognise the patterns and it's a new language

    • @MtCoronet0
      @MtCoronet0 3 года назад +12

      This is a true observation. I recall listening to songs from when I was just beginning to get into metal. When I listen to the same songs I did back then now, 2 years later, it sounds entirely different. The difference is you actually recognise the riffs and the drum patterns and you're able to compute and make sense of it. Now you have an ear for those patterns compared to back then when you couldn't audibly differentiate apart which is why many people listening to it for the 1st time describe it sounding as "noise".

    • @RenzoPereyra115
      @RenzoPereyra115 3 года назад

      I can completely agree with this!

    • @imhavingaverygoodtimehere1221
      @imhavingaverygoodtimehere1221 3 года назад

      exactly!!!

    • @plazma7778
      @plazma7778 3 года назад

      you have to know what gorenoise is right??

    • @05-redacted70
      @05-redacted70 3 года назад

      too long and too true :)))))

  • @michaelolz
    @michaelolz 3 года назад +40

    I'm a complete square, family man, Christian and I actually like this and the metal community is populated by awesome people. We come from all walks of life. We just dig what we dig.
    I do, however, have a challenge for you, Mr. Corbin, if you ever come back here to this comment section...can you do a part II of even HARDER songs? That'd be great. It's good that channels like this are being put out by actual fans because you get to hear the real stuff. I've seen this video many times and I really do appreciate what you're doing.

    • @seanrosenau2088
      @seanrosenau2088 3 года назад +2

      You say you like this music, how do you feel about Dungeons and Dragons?

    • @plazma7778
      @plazma7778 2 года назад +1

      listen too gorenoise it’s the most heavy genre ever

    • @xJust_Pizzax
      @xJust_Pizzax 2 года назад

      Impending Doom is a Christian band

  • @erikhof410
    @erikhof410 4 года назад +113

    0:51 Me after finishing my cola

  • @inboundmusic8894
    @inboundmusic8894 Год назад +25

    Where's wonderwall?

  • @rubikfan1
    @rubikfan1 4 года назад +33

    At what point is metal turning in people burping?

  • @grates211
    @grates211 3 года назад +85

    ''It's not heavy it's just people burping''
    Yeah it's not heavy it's brutal lol

    • @arts1721
      @arts1721 3 года назад

      @Sam lol pantera heavy

  • @constantine-dl7wh
    @constantine-dl7wh 3 года назад +41

    remember, people, It's not a death metal band if you can read the logo!

  • @another_irate_user
    @another_irate_user Год назад +21

    My favorite one is where he goes:
    "AAAAUUUUUUUUGHGHGHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

    • @Okbuddypal
      @Okbuddypal Год назад

      My personal favorite is when goes BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

  • @majiddaher9336
    @majiddaher9336 2 года назад +47

    When he said huhhuhuuuhuuuuhuujlhiiiiihiuuuuhuuuuhuhuu .. How can a man write this amazing lyrics.

    • @island2919
      @island2919 2 года назад +1

      Oh yeah

    • @cookiesontoast9981
      @cookiesontoast9981 2 года назад +3

      You don't listen to this type of music for the lyrics. I like to think of metal this heavy as instrumentals with the vocals just being another instrument.

    • @island2919
      @island2919 2 года назад +1

      @@cookiesontoast9981 beautiful statement there, agreed

  • @big_titan_ofleft_house8377
    @big_titan_ofleft_house8377 5 лет назад +92

    When peppa pig is the vocalist

  • @laucap3361
    @laucap3361 4 года назад +51

    Where is nickelback?

  • @bigyessuccess4525
    @bigyessuccess4525 5 месяцев назад +25

    Bro hasn’t heard wheels on the bus yet 💀

  • @kubokubo6347
    @kubokubo6347 5 лет назад +64

    My favorite part was the URRRRRRRRRRR and the BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @Itsnoahscott
      @Itsnoahscott 5 лет назад

      Lester Holt Lol Same

    • @cg4322
      @cg4322 5 лет назад +1

      Meeeeeeee..... Grrrrr ...want...GRRRRRR....... COOKIE. cookie Monster

  • @nensha5084
    @nensha5084 4 года назад +212

    "heaviest songs ever!" *shows nothing but slam metal*

    • @moe8885
      @moe8885 4 года назад +27

      Skinless isn't slam.

    • @nensha5084
      @nensha5084 4 года назад +9

      @@moe8885 missed the point of the comment though

    • @moe8885
      @moe8885 4 года назад +5

      @@nensha5084 its a funny comment, I just had to point that bit out.

    • @just_another_internet_man755
      @just_another_internet_man755 4 года назад +45

      Well, he's not wrong, slam metal is a heavy genre, but yeah, i missed some variety here.

    • @nyxo8064
      @nyxo8064 3 года назад +4

      @@just_another_internet_man755 and musical talent

  • @cKHAVIKk
    @cKHAVIKk 4 года назад +30

    Every one of these songs sounds like amplified burps over amplified farts.

  • @cheesefitzz
    @cheesefitzz Год назад +26

    Where's bohemian rhapsody

  • @evilpumpkinii7916
    @evilpumpkinii7916 3 года назад +60

    What my Grandma thinks I listen to when I say “I listen to some rock”

  • @neealexbendkei6412
    @neealexbendkei6412 2 года назад +70

    Slam Death metal ❌
    Burp Metal ✔️

  • @bloopiee03
    @bloopiee03 4 года назад +46

    I remember as a kid I thought Cannibal Corpse and Dying Fetus were the most heavy it got, and boy was I wrong. This is awesome lmao.

    • @ShanaynayGosby
      @ShanaynayGosby 4 года назад +21

      I mean cannibal and dying fetus still goes hard as fuck tho

    • @shitjerry7299
      @shitjerry7299 4 года назад

      Imo even vital remains

    • @nyxo8064
      @nyxo8064 3 года назад +7

      Except cannibal corpse and dying fetus actually sound good

    • @Toki0392
      @Toki0392 3 года назад +1

      @@nyxo8064 agree

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 3 года назад

      Cannibal corpse and dying fetus are still heavier than these spergs

  • @AdamMathews
    @AdamMathews Год назад +21

    lol the second one sounds like a man burping for the first time in years

    • @KhanGarth
      @KhanGarth Год назад +1

      tfw your growls are so low it just sounds like a burp

    • @snailmail2000
      @snailmail2000 Год назад

      Now it's unhearable

  • @mildcranberry
    @mildcranberry 2 года назад +94

    1:00 me after drinking a soda

  • @ohnonononono4159
    @ohnonononono4159 6 лет назад +41

    Where is Despacito and Edd Sheran

  • @philip6019
    @philip6019 5 лет назад +34

    Mom, pick me up im scared

  • @austinmurray7298
    @austinmurray7298 Год назад +26

    I love seeing the haters hate on music they don’t understand I’ve listened from everything beginning with slipknot all the way to analepsy listen you may not understand the music but that’s the point of slam metal your supposed to feel crushed by it your not supposed to hear words since it’s trying to be inhuman if you want to hear lyrics go to something like Metallica Sabaton or even rammestein if you have to but slam is made for people to listen to and feel crushed

  • @themyersfan57
    @themyersfan57 3 года назад +79

    What Metal sounds to people who don't listen to Metal be like:

    • @ilyasse1250
      @ilyasse1250 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @n_o_n_t_u
      @n_o_n_t_u 3 года назад +6

      Or more like: "what my Non-Metalhead friends think I listen to when I say I like metal".

    • @guidos2090
      @guidos2090 3 года назад

      No joke. I remember being a child and listening to Iron Maiden the first time and it was something like this for me. Nowadays I listen to deathcore a lot and enjoy this music. It's all a matter of perspective

    • @spitz5183
      @spitz5183 3 года назад

      @maniel dikhlik So you’re saying we’re special?

    • @Grapesoda-is7ti
      @Grapesoda-is7ti 2 года назад

      This is what Windows users think MCR sounds like