CONFESSIONS OF A MAFIA HIT MAN: Max "Joey" Kurschner The Hit Man Tells The Ugly Truth PART 1

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    TERRIFYING AND LEGENDARY MASKED INTERVIEW WITH REAL LIFE MAFIA HITMAN MAX "JOEY" KURSCHNER WHO HIMSELF WAS THE VICTIM OF A MAFIA HIT IN 1982
    The David Susskind Show (1958 - 1986) was television's most ground-breaking talk/debate show. Susskind was the first to bring on multiple guests, whether they were political figures or call girls - together on a set to have no-holds-barred debate of current issues. Susskind's show was the first to offer wide-open, unrestrained conversation about issues of the day. Celebrities, politicians or regular civilians let their guard down and talked freely about themselves.
    Guests included Phil Spector, Neil Simon, Neil Diamond, Gore Vidal, Truman Capote, Nikita Krushev, Stanley Carmichael, Lillian Hellman, Bill Cosby, Mel Brooks, Marlon Brando, Steve Roebel, Robert Kennedy, Paul Newman and many more!
    The Susskind interviews are among the most in depth and intimate of their day. 1100 shows transferred from their original 2" video masters.
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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @so-what5991
    @so-what5991 5 лет назад +10875

    This guy tried to kill me when I was a kid. My parents ended up forgetting to bring me on a huge family vacation on Christmas. And this guy and his partner were going to rob our house. Luckily I had boobie trapped the whole house that they perfectly fell for every time... I remember he came close to biting my fingers off but my new friend who I originally thought was a killer hit hom with a shovel you wouldn't expect to do anything but luckily it worked.

    • @jacuzzi8898
      @jacuzzi8898 5 лет назад +1554

      Alen Cato I would advise you to swing paint cans down from the stairs next time. Worked for me.

    • @Guap303
      @Guap303 5 лет назад +67

      😂😂

    • @66slade
      @66slade 5 лет назад +401

      Home Alone mf???

    • @therealbraindawg
      @therealbraindawg 5 лет назад +127

      Yeah? Did you also get touched by Michael like Macaulay Culkin, stupid? Fucking BOO.

    • @Vometbomb
      @Vometbomb 5 лет назад +107

      Alen Cato at one point did you look at a picture of your brother’s girlfriend then say “woof”?

  • @TayDays1128
    @TayDays1128 2 года назад +121

    4:37 “[My old man] did the best he could with what he had. He had it, we had it. He didnt, we didnt. He tried, what more could I ask him for?”. Always admire that family respect.

    • @kennypowerz1267
      @kennypowerz1267 Год назад +5

      Nothing to respect when you live a life of crime.

    • @alfresh7128
      @alfresh7128 Год назад

      @@kennypowerz1267 stfu a crime is a crime no matter what stealing lieing for personal gain is a crime just like our poliction make up laws for us to die suffer for personal gains

  • @dudeonew148
    @dudeonew148 Год назад +18

    The most surprising and scary thing to me is that serial killers like this one are the most silent and calmest persons in the world.

    • @ronl.4524
      @ronl.4524 Год назад +6

      He wouldn't be by definition considered a serial killer. Subtle but important differences.

    • @rolandomendez6059
      @rolandomendez6059 Год назад +3

      He’s not serial killer

    • @Sh1tzboutagodown
      @Sh1tzboutagodown 11 месяцев назад +4

      I grew up around some similar men.
      They are just people that didn’t have any opportunity or see that they had any other opportunities.
      People that come from from nothing tend to be more compassionate and loyal and fierce and manipulative and generous and giving.
      It just happens that this is the way they make $.
      It’s so normal when you are in that type of environment especially when you basically are being intentionally or non intentionally groomed.
      This guy would literally kill for you if you were his friend…….I’m sure most of you reading this have no clue what it feels like to receive that type of love and loyalty.
      Most of your “friends” wouldn’t lend you $100 or come to your help in a fight.

  • @basitk12
    @basitk12 2 года назад +492

    That’s the real nyc. Both interviewer and the interviewee.

    • @michaelcavallacci2945
      @michaelcavallacci2945 2 года назад +6

      100%

    • @michaelcavallacci2945
      @michaelcavallacci2945 2 года назад +15

      At one time the baddest place in the world

    • @Will-dn9dq
      @Will-dn9dq 2 года назад +3

      The killa joeiiiiyyy lol. Yup old school

    • @jordandoshier9821
      @jordandoshier9821 2 года назад +1

      Oo

    • @zzxxooooxxzz4964
      @zzxxooooxxzz4964 2 года назад +3

      Come on really..?? You actually believe that he was getting paid 20K ? I will let everybody know right now that if he had his button (was a made man) the boss's of the families had so many guys around them that were not really earners (turning in the big envelopes) and had to have them quote on quote on the payroll meaning taking home some $$ every week or they would have disappeared soo while the guys who were good with there brain were taking care of their part of the family, the other guys that were real tough guys and we're good with their hands when something had to be handled the boss gave the order and they went out and took care of business like I said if this guy was straightened out he was not getting paid to commit obligations that he was supposed to take care of as being part of the family don't get me wrong every here and there the family may want to have an outsider take care of it for whatever reasons (did not want other family members or other families to know they were involved) and hire a private HiTmaN to take care of the problem but although it did happen it was never something that happened regularly anywhere or anytime... remember that these guys were always looking for a dollar and to me I see no difference here in that interview just now he's trying to make his dollars off fictational stories by selling his book.... I don't want to talk about someone who is no longer around and I assume he is no longer around considering in the interview he says he was married in 1950 something... I just wanted the people who don't know how that lifestyle really worked to open their eyes a bit people who were con artists usually stayed con artists for the remainder of their lives.. 💵💸💲💰💵💸💵💲💰💸💵

  • @walterc5502
    @walterc5502 2 года назад +76

    "You ever shot anybody with a long range .22?"
    "Well yes, ofcourse. Who hasnt." -David Susskind lol

    • @greenwil
      @greenwil Месяц назад +1

      Technically speaking, the "R" in 22 LR stands for "Rifle." 🤣

  • @eddieberriman8790
    @eddieberriman8790 2 года назад +463

    The clues this guy is giving about his past, orphanages, Foster homes, father 3 manslaughters, broken neck ect ect, I'm surprised he hasn't been caught up with long ago.

  • @blueapple4044
    @blueapple4044 Год назад +41

    This is like putting a face mask on Morgan Freeman and thinking we won't know who it is.

    • @jonelle94
      @jonelle94 6 месяцев назад

      Who is it?

    • @deathbywhipple6120
      @deathbywhipple6120 2 месяца назад

      @@jonelle94took a couple months apparently but people believe this is max kurschner something like tha

    • @Hopper-gn2ej
      @Hopper-gn2ej 21 день назад +1

      Like he said later in the interview, he doesn't care whether he lives or dies, he never got anyone put away with his book or interviews, and also wasn't a made guy so he wasn't breaking omerta or anything. Everyone found out who he was a few months after the book was published anyway, because he didn't pay taxes on the book sales and got brought to court for it.

  • @patricksebers7160
    @patricksebers7160 Год назад +8

    I met Max at a hotel mid January 1982. I was there for training at a computer company. He kept asking me to go out to dinner. I kept saying no thanks. On the 20th, he asked me out for a pizza, I declined again. As I got to my room I heard a shotgun blast. My phone immediately started ringing - it was the hotel manager telling me my 'friend ' had fallen. I run out to him to see him on his belly. I rolled him over to see a multiple pellets from a shotgun deader than a door nail. The wound was not anywhere near as gory as you would think. His car was parked so I would have to have gotten in on his side. The take away is when traveling don't go out with strangers...I have no doubt I would have been dead too.

    • @Sh1tzboutagodown
      @Sh1tzboutagodown 11 месяцев назад +3

      He was hitting on you and you missed the opportunity.
      You could have been up stairs making love and he never woulda got shot.

    • @dylandoggy248
      @dylandoggy248 6 месяцев назад +1

      Wow

    • @TheJole88
      @TheJole88 Месяц назад

      Bullcrap

  • @moneyfirst4676
    @moneyfirst4676 2 года назад +31

    "my old man put em to sleep"
    This guy should be in a movie 🍿

  • @johnny56g
    @johnny56g 2 года назад +206

    I saw Joey speak at Ball State in 1975 or 76. Still chilling to this day.

    • @groznytoe3398
      @groznytoe3398 2 года назад +14

      He dead blown away in Vegas

    • @perculated7666
      @perculated7666 2 года назад +3

      @@groznytoe3398 who was this? And OP where was he speaking? Did he have a mask then or what

    • @brianmunich553
      @brianmunich553 2 года назад +6

      @@perculated7666 he is talking bollocks

    • @populationone1659
      @populationone1659 2 года назад +1

      Lying 🤥

    • @King5pade
      @King5pade 2 года назад

      You sure you seen him?

  • @maxtowers9769
    @maxtowers9769 2 года назад +64

    The thing I find interesting is that some people are saying he's a psychopath, and others are arguing he's not because he couldn't sleep the first time. Personally I'm not sure what I think he is but I think it's important to note that he specifically says he was unable To sleep because he was nervous about things such as the discarding of evidence. This seems like He was worried about himself getting caught not feeling guilty.

    • @chrishandsome4267
      @chrishandsome4267 2 года назад +3

      We’ll duh

    • @demsandlibsareswinecancer4667
      @demsandlibsareswinecancer4667 Год назад

      I think it's all b******* because the mafia does not pay people to do hits. Don't take my word for it. Ask Michael franzese or Sammy the bull or any other old mafioso. You're part of the group, you're expected to do work. Otherwise you wouldn't have been made part of the group if you couldn't do it.

    • @lonaldmcdonald8907
      @lonaldmcdonald8907 Год назад +1

      You throw up the first time you commit murder.

    • @scotthergert1668
      @scotthergert1668 Год назад +3

      @@lonaldmcdonald8907 not true for everyone

    • @scotthergert1668
      @scotthergert1668 Год назад

      he could be a psychopath and he was definitely more paranoid about getting caught than feeling guilty about the actual murder but its hard to say if hes psychopathic kr not because he does seem to have a conscious and makes connections with people but again no one really knows how deep those connections really are

  • @gangstersleaguethebook
    @gangstersleaguethebook 2 года назад +14

    You may not know this, but this guy singlehanded killed 16 Czechoslovakians and at the time he was an interior decorator.

    • @joshuachambers2829
      @joshuachambers2829 2 года назад +4

      Hahahah ehh Uncle Paulie Walnuts!! Lol don’t worry, I recognized the reference

    • @lipz4dayz-370
      @lipz4dayz-370 Год назад

      Let the painter paint

  • @andrewmiller9265
    @andrewmiller9265 2 года назад +36

    I was shocked when he revealed his wife died!!! I'm glad he got his revenge

  • @dbc400
    @dbc400 2 года назад +53

    If you had this guy in your life you would know who he is even with that mask on.

    • @greghill1106
      @greghill1106 Год назад

      Exactly that's the one thing that makes this seem "off"

    • @traeyoung9890
      @traeyoung9890 Год назад

      @@greghill1106 is it real or not?

  • @YourOldXBOX360
    @YourOldXBOX360 4 месяца назад +3

    When Joey was knocked in 1982 by a single shotgun blast, his brother told reporters “I just figured his time was due.”…

  • @LexLifeRaj
    @LexLifeRaj 2 года назад +275

    This guy has a likable personality

    • @mayermacher
      @mayermacher 2 года назад +20

      you are 20 years older thats weird to say

    • @Eleventhearlofmars
      @Eleventhearlofmars 2 года назад

      Bet you fuckin hate him 20 years on lol.

    • @fisher7636
      @fisher7636 2 года назад

      Trademark of a psychopath

    • @pauleytee8410
      @pauleytee8410 2 года назад +6

      I like his face

    • @wmurray003
      @wmurray003 2 года назад +36

      He's straight forward, unlike most people. That's what's likable.

  • @redskins17084
    @redskins17084 2 года назад +29

    They killed he’s wife and kid the revenge killings I understand.

  • @ronl.4524
    @ronl.4524 Год назад +8

    Max Kurschner A.K.A. "Joey" was indeed a Jewish old school mobster who worked under
    his boss Meyer Lansky.
    Kurschner was a degenerate gambler with a pension for the horses. After what some believe was a falling out with the mob due to the unwanted attention he was generating, Kurschner found his way to Vegas and then the S.F. Bay Area. Accounts show that "Joey" was spending much of his dwindling money & time at the area tracks. It would be at one such Bay Area track (San Mateo) that in 1982 Kurschner's past and time would eventually meet with his end via a shotgun wielding unidentified assailant.

    • @carrietaylor6658
      @carrietaylor6658 Год назад

      Is he still alive this fellow?

    • @AlexFromnic
      @AlexFromnic 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@carrietaylor6658 did you read where he was blown away with a shotgun in 82 and his name was max kurshner?

  • @horse3233
    @horse3233 2 года назад +31

    atleast he has guidelines and kills them as quickly as possible

  • @ericklovegoria1267
    @ericklovegoria1267 2 года назад +196

    Hipsters:” I miss gritty New York”
    Gritty New York: “I’ve killed 38 people”
    😂

  • @jeffreyv408
    @jeffreyv408 2 года назад +14

    If I had we had if we didn’t they didn’t “ did the best with what he had “ bro my grandpa stood on the same concept great person in my life !! Rip grandpa

    • @autismman102
      @autismman102 2 года назад +1

      I had a stroke trying to read that

  • @jordancarter5507
    @jordancarter5507 2 года назад +40

    Fascinating!!

  • @zaynesimon8676
    @zaynesimon8676 5 лет назад +388

    When an old school hitman seems to be more respect for people than the average person these days

    • @MrMerk1991
      @MrMerk1991 5 лет назад +5

      Dead on!

    • @McBobtheruggaman
      @McBobtheruggaman 5 лет назад +28

      I mean to me this guy seems like a total piece of shit, he doesn't even have respect for life.

    • @KMill-xb3uc
      @KMill-xb3uc 5 лет назад +2

      signs of the time... wow

    • @ThePlayer920
      @ThePlayer920 5 лет назад +2

      One needs to take a life before one can know it's true value

    • @McBobtheruggaman
      @McBobtheruggaman 5 лет назад +19

      @@ThePlayer920 No dumbass, once you've you've killed for something besides self defense you don't have respect for human life.

  • @EricHowl
    @EricHowl 2 года назад +203

    Imagine how sad it is that the best feeling you ever had in your life is killing 3 men. Children need love and family. Or we become hurt adults. Praise God

    • @gotyoubud760
      @gotyoubud760 2 года назад +84

      i mean they killed his pregnant wife. that’s enough to make any man crazy

    • @jajajajaitschris1950
      @jajajajaitschris1950 2 года назад +1

      Imagine being a 🐱🐱 and NOT getting revenge for the men who killed your pregnant wife lol 🤡

    • @AlwaysDazed
      @AlwaysDazed 2 года назад +56

      Not sure if you missed the part where he said those guys killed his pregnant wife. Any man even if he came from the most loving stable family would of sought blood.

    • @healthvsfatigue9147
      @healthvsfatigue9147 2 года назад +5

      No brainer! CONTEXT

    • @user-yw1ce1ek8z
      @user-yw1ce1ek8z 2 года назад

      So you’re ok with someone killing your pregnant wife and you doing nothing about it 😂 got it

  • @cedric.nshimiyimana93
    @cedric.nshimiyimana93 2 года назад +71

    “You ever shot anyone with a long range 22”
    Had the host replied “yeah”
    That would have made my day, week, and years lmao 😂

  • @og-lad3241
    @og-lad3241 2 года назад +7

    “Someone already decided he’s going to die”Damn..

  • @asquadmoneygang9929
    @asquadmoneygang9929 2 года назад +11

    He’s keeping it real

  • @u7angbe
    @u7angbe 2 года назад +15

    Mob guys sure always are the most confident ones

  • @chazzwilliams762
    @chazzwilliams762 2 года назад +99

    All the questions he asked him they can trace him wtf but this was very interesting and you got to admit he was on go and putting in that work

    • @soundlesssundew
      @soundlesssundew 2 года назад

      Genuinely such a retarded comment

    • @AlchemistOfNirnroot
      @AlchemistOfNirnroot 2 года назад +11

      If it's true and he's smart; then he'd casually answer questions but actually be inserting lies (like years given, weapons and even motives).

    • @chazzwilliams762
      @chazzwilliams762 2 года назад

      @@AlchemistOfNirnroot re watch and see if yo comeback was bullshit

    • @AlchemistOfNirnroot
      @AlchemistOfNirnroot 2 года назад +3

      @@chazzwilliams762 Work on your language skills before calling me slow.

    • @taco3814
      @taco3814 2 года назад

      He wouldn't be giving out important information if it actually could lead back to him.
      If he is smart enough to kill 38 people without getting caught then he definitely isn't dumb enough to rat himself out on live television.
      There is also a good chance he is just making this shit up, there is no concrete evidence they he was even affiliated, other than his word.

  • @gfilez7859
    @gfilez7859 2 года назад +13

    Yeah, you can tell he punched a few tickets on a few unfortunate souls. Old school street tough guy who became a button for the mob.

  • @kennymorrison7615
    @kennymorrison7615 2 года назад +11

    Not Joe barbosa he's from Boston and this guys from new York accent get it right

    • @charlescarter4608
      @charlescarter4608 2 года назад +4

      This might sound crazy to you, but some people actually share the same name. I live in a midwest city with a large Italian American population. I have a very ethnic Italian name. At least a dozen other ppl share the same name as me....and that's just the one's I'm aware of.

    • @Herkulez1981
      @Herkulez1981 2 года назад +2

      @@charlescarter4608 his name was max kurschner , got wacked around 82 in the bay area

  • @kevinhlavati6285
    @kevinhlavati6285 2 года назад +12

    He would look a lot tougher if he wore a brown paper bag like the unknow comic.

  • @mystaniceguy
    @mystaniceguy 2 года назад +2

    I love how he says “Foist” instead of first lol.

  • @user-xm4bb9uu2v
    @user-xm4bb9uu2v 2 месяца назад +1

    Gun owners: .22 ain’t shit, my thick coat would stop that
    Joey: “Hold my beer and grab my .22” 😂

  • @jsmokey5588
    @jsmokey5588 Год назад +1

    Could listen to this man talk all day man love this accent

  • @WyldRhino
    @WyldRhino 2 года назад +25

    I almost feel like the revenge bill was justified.

    • @lildurpy
      @lildurpy 2 года назад

      What is the revenge bill?

    • @WyldRhino
      @WyldRhino 2 года назад +1

      @@lildurpy I almost feel like the revenge was justified *

    • @lildurpy
      @lildurpy 2 года назад +3

      @@WyldRhino word up I thought it was some sentencing law LOL

    • @WyldRhino
      @WyldRhino 2 года назад +1

      @@lildurpy haha nah, I think my phone just f*cked up.

    • @autismman102
      @autismman102 2 года назад +3

      Definitely justified. Any man will be seeing red if someone killed his pregnant wife and broke his neck.

  • @kaui4896
    @kaui4896 Месяц назад

    This interview enticed me to want to have this mans job, for one im trigger happy and 2 his carrier sounds exciting 💯💥👌

  • @jacobhernandez172
    @jacobhernandez172 Год назад +16

    This man needs his own mafia movie

  • @davidmontgomery8938
    @davidmontgomery8938 Год назад +3

    Stories may be fake, but that accent is for real

  • @gc2161
    @gc2161 Месяц назад

    His calmness is eerie

  • @Lowclips1972
    @Lowclips1972 2 года назад +2

    “Never felt so good in my life”

  • @killedbymyangels2345
    @killedbymyangels2345 Год назад +2

    No house of worship, not in front of families, no torture, and no robbery. All of things gangs and dudes in 2022 indulge in

  • @trippiechris1852
    @trippiechris1852 2 года назад +5

    “Not the name of the man” this guy knew how to keep his head😂

  • @andrewrivera4046
    @andrewrivera4046 Год назад +3

    Just a business transaction. The thing that has always amazed me about mafia gang life is it’s just business to them. Outside of business they have their wife/kids and a “normal” life but under the table they kill and steal like it’s just day to day living.

  • @shimmytimmy274
    @shimmytimmy274 2 года назад +4

    Idk who’s worse the guy that killed 38 people or the interviewer who let him walk outta that room 🤣

  • @partssman1
    @partssman1 Год назад +2

    Max "Joey" Kurshner is the hit man being interviewed

  • @naetaylor2755
    @naetaylor2755 2 года назад +22

    How does someone go publicly explaining a crime & not be arrested just confessing to crimes but someone who does crimes privately be cruetly sentenced

    • @august-se8sr
      @august-se8sr 2 года назад

      Government works with criminals.. nothing new.. these guys are like family. You wonder why so many Italians are policemen🤪

    • @daplug9424
      @daplug9424 2 года назад

      As long as you’re not black anything goes..

    • @naz7812
      @naz7812 2 года назад +5

      not enough evidence and most of these cases are closed they can not trial you for the same case

    • @autismman102
      @autismman102 2 года назад +2

      Also without proof, his word doesn’t mean much. A confession only leads to a conviction when there is sufficient evidence to back it up. That’s why in court, a lot of cases plateau. There is enough evidence for a conviction, but the defendant has not confessed to the crime. If someone walked into a police station and told them he murdered 20 people, without any sort of evidence to back it up, the only thing he could possibly be charged for is obstruction of police (Maybe even providing false evidence if some attempt for evidence was made)

    • @autismman102
      @autismman102 2 года назад

      TLDR:
      Say what you want to police, you need evidence to back it up.

  • @flipacoin6827
    @flipacoin6827 2 года назад +57

    This should of been a documentary I would of watched this asap

  • @Charoul
    @Charoul 4 месяца назад +1

    Tremendous!

  • @zakesoya5565
    @zakesoya5565 Год назад +3

    “To you he’s a criminal to me he’s mY old man”

  • @JohnnyReyGonzalez
    @JohnnyReyGonzalez 2 года назад +2

    Man’s was making $59,981 in today’s money at 16 years old back in 1948 for a hit.

  • @Malouco
    @Malouco 2 года назад +8

    Leave my ninja Joe alone! 🥷
    HE IS A GOODFELLOW 🤌

  • @RichbUKDE
    @RichbUKDE 5 лет назад +6446

    For a Mexican wrestler he has a suspiciously American-Italian accent.

    • @johnsradios484
      @johnsradios484 5 лет назад +167

      Richard Baggaley he’s got a nyc accent for sure.

    • @AC-94_da_Rap_Arsonist
      @AC-94_da_Rap_Arsonist 5 лет назад +135

      @@johnsradios484 nah thats more Italian than NY

    • @jerichosamurai
      @jerichosamurai 5 лет назад +249

      Anthony Campbell the NYC accent is similar to the Italian accent because of the high number of Italian immigrants.

    • @AC-94_da_Rap_Arsonist
      @AC-94_da_Rap_Arsonist 5 лет назад +33

      @@jerichosamurai seems similar but not close atleast to Italian accents are alot more thick

    • @jackdaniels2586
      @jackdaniels2586 5 лет назад +92

      Anthony Campbell lmao....he is from nyc. he has a nyc italiano accent. he literally talks about his jobs in nyc...before he talked about it, i can tell he was from lower east side area.

  • @CommonlyKnowledgeable
    @CommonlyKnowledgeable 5 лет назад +1173

    "Its none of my business" .
    Kills 38 people .

    • @DevilishHatred
      @DevilishHatred 5 лет назад +137

      so do military everyday and they are told its not their business. were all puppets in this world, just depends on who you listen to and the way your perceived and categorized scales accordingly.

    • @DaveThaBossDTB
      @DaveThaBossDTB 5 лет назад +42

      @@DevilishHatred This is the most realest thing I have ever read. Straight facts. You did not quote anyone or anything. Straight from the human soul. It is all about perception. If you convince a bunch of people they are depressed they will think they are. This is why perception is so big.

    • @sendnudes8004
      @sendnudes8004 5 лет назад +5

      *makes a statement*
      Flies over your head.

    • @natudavis8092
      @natudavis8092 5 лет назад +8

      ...he's a hitman...

    • @Okay1k
      @Okay1k 5 лет назад

      LOL

  • @criticalthought8709
    @criticalthought8709 5 лет назад +466

    “They didn’t break it big enough”
    Quote of the century.

    • @user-wv8mc7iz1w
      @user-wv8mc7iz1w 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @chrisjenkins203
      @chrisjenkins203 Год назад

      You know I always feel so lucky when someone breaks my neck but they don’t break it “big enough”. It really burns my biscuits that they can’t do the job properly. So, after that, I go and show them how to do it the right way…

  • @businessnik
    @businessnik 5 лет назад +3746

    Why does he have to have the accent we all expected?

    • @graeme1709
      @graeme1709 5 лет назад +117

      LOL exactly what I was thinking

    • @battheman777
      @battheman777 5 лет назад +745

      despite popular belief, stereotypes exist for a reason

    • @Porthin
      @Porthin 5 лет назад +4

      I thought that way too

    • @Porthin
      @Porthin 5 лет назад +53

      Like vito from mafia 2

    • @bigmac7077
      @bigmac7077 5 лет назад +213

      He’s a italian nigga

  • @bobby9192
    @bobby9192 5 лет назад +1337

    “You cal him a criminal, to me he was my ol man”
    Interviewer: “what did he do”?
    “He killed tree guy”

  • @staygold5280
    @staygold5280 5 лет назад +71

    Interviewer: “So, would you say that killing people is incorrect?”
    Hit man: “That is correct.”
    Smfh lmaooooo

    • @mitchellgardner2193
      @mitchellgardner2193 2 года назад +2

      Sometimes i do things that are not... correct.. to.. do.

  • @mikkelskarvik6541
    @mikkelskarvik6541 5 лет назад +868

    "what would happen if you bungle a job"
    "I'd be dead"
    "have you ever bungled a job?"
    facepalm

    • @DustenRust
      @DustenRust 5 лет назад +65

      Joey must have thought "this guy's an idiot"

    • @AlphaQHard
      @AlphaQHard 5 лет назад

      waddaryu an idiot?

    • @Mr.Hyde_23
      @Mr.Hyde_23 5 лет назад +23

      and later in the interview
      "only 3 rules, you don't kill a man in houses of worship, you do not kill a man at home in front of his family, and you do not torture a man"
      "do you torture him?"

    • @A5h3n.
      @A5h3n. 5 лет назад +1

      @@Mr.Hyde_23 :l

  • @codiefitz3876
    @codiefitz3876 5 лет назад +3135

    “I walked up behind ‘em and I shot ‘em in da backadahead...”

    • @duke3250
      @duke3250 5 лет назад +196

      Badaboom. Ayyyy.
      Gobless.

    • @so-what5991
      @so-what5991 5 лет назад +273

      And his fada killed tree guys

    • @brandonpaavola5634
      @brandonpaavola5634 5 лет назад +68

      Dey gonna knock sumbudee

    • @matiuhs
      @matiuhs 5 лет назад +9

      I was loling

    • @lln8020
      @lln8020 5 лет назад +1

      The biiddd😂😂

  • @AbsurdistAgent
    @AbsurdistAgent 5 лет назад +654

    “Your father was a criminal.”
    “Well YOU call him a criminal but to me he was my old man.”
    “What did he do?”
    “He killed three guys.”

    • @phinix424
      @phinix424 5 лет назад +3

      I was gna quote that 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @durtydean8430
      @durtydean8430 5 лет назад +26

      *Tree guys

    • @PicaPauDiablo1
      @PicaPauDiablo1 5 лет назад +3

      @Big dookie we absolutely don't have Free Will. Are you kidding? Just put Free Will in RUclips and look at anything from Sam Harris or any neuroscientist

    • @PicaPauDiablo1
      @PicaPauDiablo1 5 лет назад +1

      @Frederick Röders exactly

    • @DoufWag1000
      @DoufWag1000 5 лет назад +5

      “Tree guys”

  • @jesseclifford7365
    @jesseclifford7365 5 лет назад +754

    Boss: “Hey Joey, is that the same coat you wore in that interview?”
    Joey: “What interview?”

  • @davidsharrock9536
    @davidsharrock9536 5 лет назад +3011

    He likes the swivel chair.

    • @housearrest9124
      @housearrest9124 5 лет назад +181

      He’s like “this chair is awesome” in his head

    • @rts4133
      @rts4133 5 лет назад +74

      The Hamburglar loves the swivel chair

    • @slivic83
      @slivic83 5 лет назад +31

      Shit i like the swivel chair.
      I also like the rocking chair.

    • @fuckyourmother1960
      @fuckyourmother1960 5 лет назад +14

      David Sharrock I love swivel chairs I have fucked many a pussies in swivel chairs

    • @behindyou702
      @behindyou702 5 лет назад +26

      Pointing this out makes him look goofy 😂

  • @irish_soldier1248
    @irish_soldier1248 5 лет назад +668

    This interviewer tried really hard to get an emotional response out of a paid hit man

    • @Waterflow07
      @Waterflow07 5 лет назад +9

      Very hard😂😂

    • @jhonconpan574
      @jhonconpan574 5 лет назад +10

      Thanos Car ok why suck there dick

    • @josephpa05
      @josephpa05 5 лет назад +1

      Pretty Generic interview

    • @subzero8679
      @subzero8679 5 лет назад +1

      He got him to laugh once.

    • @autismobinch135
      @autismobinch135 5 лет назад +4

      He kind of did when talks about killing the 3 people as revenge for his wife

  • @patrickbateman2225
    @patrickbateman2225 5 лет назад +139

    Nice interview joe, now go home and get your shine box

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 5 лет назад

      Stupid comment from an obviously stupid person.

    • @khambrelmathis6101
      @khambrelmathis6101 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @henrymartinez2117
      @henrymartinez2117 5 лет назад +4

      *repulsivley beats your head in with the butt of his pistol* You stupid mothafukka you!

    • @blackdiamonds853
      @blackdiamonds853 5 лет назад

      LMFAO

    • @1ZosoLZ
      @1ZosoLZ 5 лет назад +1

      Henry Martinez lmao I read that in Pesci’s voice

  • @martinmcguire8598
    @martinmcguire8598 5 лет назад +3393

    Killed 38 people and then joined Slipknot

  • @stelley08
    @stelley08 5 лет назад +711

    FBI were waiting for him outside of the studio after the interview... but he slipped past em all with a fantastic disguise

    • @AxiomaticDemon
      @AxiomaticDemon 5 лет назад +49

      well laws are actually set in place for journalist to interview present criminals, journalists do not have to report any evidence they find to police, even if they know the criminal.

    • @steveent5319
      @steveent5319 5 лет назад +11

      Yea slipped right past em in true hit man disguise, CIA..... also other comment is correct, journalists don't have to divulge locations, cause the one guy took him 2days to find and interview Osama Bin Laden, they were high fiving, pot after pot of chai' tea, even got a couple lap dances from Burkini bitches I heard..., but on the record, no one could find him at all, what and stop the billions in bang bang boom bucks, i don't think SO ;)

    • @joshhacker3926
      @joshhacker3926 5 лет назад +3

      He prob turned on the mob the cops don't put him in jail if he rats

    • @joshhacker3926
      @joshhacker3926 5 лет назад +5

      Nahom Negussie very true , plus he's acting like hes still available for hire! So they might have just arranged this interview like they did with bin laden.

    • @stelley08
      @stelley08 5 лет назад +1

      @@joshhacker3926 not sure if you got the memo regarding the fake ass bin laden interview...

  • @TheUmbrex
    @TheUmbrex 5 лет назад +4057

    bada bing bada boom

  • @MarkArandjus
    @MarkArandjus 5 лет назад +891

    Jesus, that bit about the revenge for his wife alone is like an entire plot to a movie.

    • @maxrider672
      @maxrider672 5 лет назад +7

      Law abiding citizen is kind of the same. Awesome movie 2

    • @MarkArandjus
      @MarkArandjus 5 лет назад +1

      @@maxrider672 Well, first 10 minutes of Law Abiding Citizen :)

    • @IVDestroyerzzVIJc
      @IVDestroyerzzVIJc 5 лет назад +1

      Mark Arandjus John wick

    • @popacap21
      @popacap21 5 лет назад +63

      the fucker deserved it. kicking his wife whos pregnant? smoke all the fuckers.

    • @jackburton6330
      @jackburton6330 5 лет назад

      This is the plot to a new movie out called Galveston.

  • @sciencenate
    @sciencenate 5 лет назад +182

    “What happens if you bungle a job?”
    “I’m dead.”
    “But... what if you gave it your best?”
    Are you kidding me?

    • @joeduce2752
      @joeduce2752 5 лет назад

      Nate Hill .flat bullet so it's hurts.man this fuc is nuts.joe my name joe

    • @woswasdenni1914
      @woswasdenni1914 5 лет назад +1

      “I’m dead.”
      "did you ever bungle a job?"
      "no" (obivisously)

    • @followthegrow108
      @followthegrow108 5 лет назад

      @@joeduce2752 bot

  • @bradsartin2569
    @bradsartin2569 5 лет назад +470

    They broke my neck.. spent 15 months in a hospital
    But they made one mistake...... they didn't break it big enough.

    • @murica9254
      @murica9254 5 лет назад

      Brad Sartin lmao

    • @antekolak7336
      @antekolak7336 5 лет назад +1

      Brad Sartin the

    • @lamosos
      @lamosos 5 лет назад +25

      This is almost too good to be unscripted.

    • @hankscorpio7767
      @hankscorpio7767 5 лет назад +6

      This guys like a character out of a movie lmao

    • @boddared2426
      @boddared2426 5 лет назад +6

      @@hankscorpio7767 its reality mafia don't like messy jobs

  • @PatchedThePipe
    @PatchedThePipe 5 лет назад +83

    "You ever shoot anyone with a long range 22?" Lol I'm sure the interviewer was always blasting folk at the weekends

    • @rojas9187
      @rojas9187 5 лет назад +2

      You never know, that interviewer was old school. Who knows what kind of dealings he might of gotten into

    • @ragnarlothbrook4652
      @ragnarlothbrook4652 2 года назад

      A “long range .22” wtf there isn’t such a thing. Over 60 yards it’s like throwing a f@cking rock at someone

    • @looneyrklkk1624
      @looneyrklkk1624 2 года назад +2

      @@ragnarlothbrook4652 22 is one of the deadliest calibers bud😂

    • @ragnarlothbrook4652
      @ragnarlothbrook4652 2 года назад +1

      @@looneyrklkk1624 yeah on COD. Wtf are you talking about? 😂🤌🏼 you ain’t hitting shit over 50 yards it’s one caliber above a pellet gun. But don’t listen to the guy that was in the military and has been hunting his whole life. “Long range .22” 👌🏻😏

    • @looneyrklkk1624
      @looneyrklkk1624 2 года назад

      @@ragnarlothbrook4652 caliber not the gun dumb ass🤣🤣

  • @crazymike8057
    @crazymike8057 5 лет назад +1206

    If you pretend he's wearing a silly crow costume the video becomes much more fun.

  • @michaeln2768
    @michaeln2768 5 лет назад +1586

    this guy got married and I'm still single.

  • @wdb_qbotznofacenocase2654
    @wdb_qbotznofacenocase2654 5 лет назад +11

    You call him a criminal I call him my old man.. Respect 100

  • @moustachinho9014
    @moustachinho9014 5 лет назад +272

    Joey: "you dont torture them"
    Interviwer: "Do you torture them?"

  • @thewoolycontacts
    @thewoolycontacts 5 лет назад +148

    Best interviewer ever. Non bias, no judgements.. just straight conversation and questions. He contained his own emotions and morals when he could. And just let joey speak.

    • @trip.6499
      @trip.6499 5 лет назад +9

      Lol he ask the dumbest questions

    • @KINGKONG1OO
      @KINGKONG1OO 5 лет назад +2

      he asks basic questions and I'm pretty sure this is fake, the guy's admitting information that would make it incredibly easy to find him. His Dad went to jail, he got married in 1958 and he grew up in a foster home.

    • @LetsBuildWordPress
      @LetsBuildWordPress 5 лет назад

      @@KINGKONG1OO See I thought this too... I think he was giving away far too much info... but who knows, maybe he's just not that bright! lol

    • @MikeJones-gs7sl
      @MikeJones-gs7sl 5 лет назад +1

      @@KINGKONG1OO if it's incredibly easy.... Find him...

    • @ayashin19
      @ayashin19 5 лет назад

      @@LetsBuildWordPress info for what if they really wanted to bust him the interview would have been a set up

  • @johnholms8199
    @johnholms8199 5 лет назад +59

    “They made one mistake, they didn’t break it big enough”

    • @nicholascerini6267
      @nicholascerini6267 5 лет назад +6

      He literally said this as I read this comment. It was pretty bad ass

    • @vg4655
      @vg4655 5 лет назад +1

      I ain’t correcting him just for the 2 minutes after he says that 😂

  • @scabbarae
    @scabbarae 5 лет назад +63

    Am I a bad person for rooting for this guy during the revenge story?

    • @mftripz8445
      @mftripz8445 5 лет назад +6

      Nah

    • @heroincake9621
      @heroincake9621 5 лет назад +1

      Dud we saw evrithing from his prospective of cours you gone side and like the dud that tells his story's I like him es well

    • @tedmccarron
      @tedmccarron 5 лет назад +1

      But then you should cheer when somebody kills him as well.

  • @jonsnow2689
    @jonsnow2689 5 лет назад +968

    Darth Vito

  • @CaptainPlanetMoo
    @CaptainPlanetMoo 5 лет назад +273

    “What about the victims pleas for help?”
    “I don’t give them time to get the word please out”
    Lmfaooo😂

    • @champsallday40
      @champsallday40 5 лет назад +4

      That part gets me every time 😂😂

  • @Cjpearce426
    @Cjpearce426 5 лет назад +83

    "You don't kill them in a place of worship"
    "Not in front of their families"
    "You do not torture them"
    Why do I find that very respectful?!

    • @williamreddy4702
      @williamreddy4702 2 года назад +9

      Professionals have standards

    • @theotherguy2499
      @theotherguy2499 2 года назад +2

      There not evil like cartel members

    • @maskedthecreator1508
      @maskedthecreator1508 2 года назад +4

      @@theotherguy2499 anyone who kill someone is probably a evil person

    • @theotherguy2499
      @theotherguy2499 2 года назад

      @@maskedthecreator1508 define evil thats what it's about

    • @maskedthecreator1508
      @maskedthecreator1508 2 года назад +4

      @@theotherguy2499 okay let me rephrase what I said, anyone who kills someone out of malice, wicked, or ill intent. To me that is what Evil is. Do I think this guy is Evil? Kinda. I can understand why he killed those guys that put him in the hospital and hurt his wife, that isn’t evil. But taking hits and killing people as a job is in a way.

  • @motab9981
    @motab9981 5 лет назад +557

    What happens if you bungle a job?
    I’m dead
    Have you ever bungled a job ?
    .....

    • @FloW_Sweth
      @FloW_Sweth 5 лет назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @duarte9448
      @duarte9448 5 лет назад +3

      Lmao

    • @sherlockholmes8872
      @sherlockholmes8872 5 лет назад +13

      Have you ever jungled a Bob?

    • @CommissarKane
      @CommissarKane 5 лет назад +9

      I think he was a bit flustered talking to genuine killer.

    • @dlowjoe2683
      @dlowjoe2683 5 лет назад +3

      It's called taking and asking questions to see if the persons your are interviewing slips up and then you can call him out on it or not, come on journalism 101

  • @purplecrack93
    @purplecrack93 5 лет назад +16

    “If you bungle the job... what happens?”....
    “IM DEAD”

  • @tonsofpieces
    @tonsofpieces 5 лет назад +10

    Susskind - "What about the *_pleas_* of men who are dying, what about their begging and their praying?"
    Joey - "I don't give them enough time to even get the word *_please_* out." ⚰️✟

  • @Jukelikesgames
    @Jukelikesgames 5 лет назад +272

    “Dey didnt break it big enough...”

  • @INKEDCREATIONS
    @INKEDCREATIONS 5 лет назад +408

    A hitman for the mafia named Joey, I never seen it coming

    • @leobeenplakker6505
      @leobeenplakker6505 5 лет назад +11

      B K its not his real name. His real name is max kurschner.

    • @EzraB123
      @EzraB123 5 лет назад +4

      @@leobeenplakker6505 Do you know who he worked for? His name sounds Jewish.

    • @leobeenplakker6505
      @leobeenplakker6505 5 лет назад +4

      Dane Kunes Yes he was jewish. Ive searched everywhere on the internet to get Some information about max, But cant find much. I came across someone who gave his oppinion about his autobiography : I bought his autobiography when it came out as a mass market paperback (under the title "Killer") in the early 1970's. I was 12 or 13 years old and read and re-read it many times. I also read his other two books, "Hit #29" (which was also reissued as part of the Adrenaline Classics Series) and "Joey Kills." At that tender age, I thought those books were great and took them as the gospel truth about the mob. The initial book, "Joey the Hitman" (fka Killer) is probably a pretty accurate summary of how the nuts and bolts of the mob worked at that time from a guy who had the worm's eye, street level view. But Kurschner, with Fisher probably as a willing accomplice, almost certainly makes himself seem more important than he ever was. He lets on that he was a close confidant of Meyer Lansky, which is pretty dubious, and also claims that L.A. crime boss Jack Dragna was planning on leaving Kurschner his criminal empire but died before he was adequately trained. The idea that Dragna, a Sicilian born old school mafioso, would have considered a Jewish hood as his successor is laughable. According to an LA Times story in August 1954, Kurschner was arrested for attempting to extort $75 from B movie actor Lane Bradford by offering to "forget" to serve Bradford with legal papers involving a divorce. Pretty small time stuff and less than two years before Dragna's death. "Hit #29" seems authentic enough for the most part, and is a good read, but the third book, "Joey Kills," reads like a screenplay for a bad 1970's crime drama, with scenes that either completely contradict parts of the first book, or are ludicrously contrived, or both.
      Ultimately, I think Kurschner was a knock around guy who did some hits, some muscle work, some bookmaking, numbers running, drug dealing and other miscellaneous scams, probably like a lot of street level mob guys of his era. Tough and smart enough to make decent money from time to time, but not enough to hold on to it or get into anything really big. Ironically, the books he did with Fisher, probably one of the few legitimate money making ventures of his adult life, may have been his biggest score. As Fisher pretty much concedes in the forward to "Joey the Hitman," Kurschner created a persona that was somewhat moralizing and self-justifying, and a mob world where nobody got hurt unless he deserved it. I suspect that in reality, like most mob guys, he exhibited many of the characteristics of a psychopath: self centered, lying and manipulative, unable to empathize with others, parasitic lifestyle, etc. And at the end was a pretty pathetic cat.

    • @EzraB123
      @EzraB123 5 лет назад +3

      @@leobeenplakker6505 Thanks for that explanation man. I'm Jewish and do some charity work every now and then for Jewish communities in Brooklyn. Like Brighton Beach area mostly but other places in NYC. Tbh they have a lot of the same inner city problems that you would see in any other community. Shootings, drug abuse, etc. Kinda defies stereotypes tbh.

    • @M3yeR969
      @M3yeR969 5 лет назад

      BlackN Yellow I read the book and could never find any info on this guy.

  • @djabdi
    @djabdi 5 лет назад +1091

    Joey Diaz came a long way lmao

  • @AVENGERSMAN.
    @AVENGERSMAN. 5 лет назад +883

    This guy sounds like he came out of GTA: Liberty City Stories

    • @POWERMINDS747
      @POWERMINDS747 5 лет назад +14

      No, GTA Vice City! Hahaha

    • @Mw_bill
      @Mw_bill 5 лет назад +11

      Nahhhh liberty city boii

    • @ibm3302
      @ibm3302 5 лет назад +8

      Sindaccos

    • @rolandoacosta9946
      @rolandoacosta9946 5 лет назад +6

      Meet me somewhere Nah Its Forrelis

    • @ThePlayer920
      @ThePlayer920 5 лет назад +27

      Hey, Toni! How've you been? You're looking a little skinny. Has your mother been feeding you right?

  • @hotlegshoolihan1779
    @hotlegshoolihan1779 5 лет назад +42

    I never heard one human being ask so many dumb questions in my life.

    • @mftripz8445
      @mftripz8445 5 лет назад +2

      Well to be honest you'd be slipping on ur own shit face to face with a 38 mark killer

    • @xSouRBoYz
      @xSouRBoYz 5 лет назад +1

      Fuck up little kid go watch something else

    • @nybirdman
      @nybirdman 5 лет назад +1

      Go watch vladtv. He asks made men about takashi69er or whatever his name is

    • @CallerEight
      @CallerEight 5 лет назад +1

      It's true the interviewer asked some fuckingg dumb questions

  • @phx4closureman
    @phx4closureman 5 лет назад +43

    6:36 *I just kept reloading and kept shooting, and I'll tell ya sumpin ... I never felt so good in all my life* 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

  • @EAP-TCB
    @EAP-TCB 5 лет назад +861

    It’s Joe Pesci auditioning for Goodfellas.

  • @mr.v7244
    @mr.v7244 5 лет назад +1334

    looks like a level 25 hitman

    • @alexabplanalp4455
      @alexabplanalp4455 5 лет назад +53

      Mr. V but his old man was a level 35 boss

    • @mr.v7244
      @mr.v7244 5 лет назад +25

      @@alexabplanalp4455 thats how mafia works, as a boss you cant hire other bosses to do your work, they are either hitmen or underbosses , this guy is a hitman

    • @michaelfleming4994
      @michaelfleming4994 5 лет назад +5

      Lmfao

    • @23igna
      @23igna 5 лет назад +6

      @@mr.v7244 The boss is Al Pacino

    • @eval_is_evil
      @eval_is_evil 5 лет назад +1

      Elusive target

  • @kirbfx
    @kirbfx 5 лет назад +1744

    Boy he really likes that’ swivel chair. I swear he was going to say “Ayyeee, this swivel chairs aight! I can toin dis way, I can toin dat way. I think Imma get me one of deez!”

    • @camsterdam3896
      @camsterdam3896 5 лет назад +52

      Grabbing his toes as he spins...😁

    • @kutty1k
      @kutty1k 5 лет назад +23

      PrivateAttorney bruh y’all killin me 😂😂😂😂

    • @2423yay
      @2423yay 5 лет назад +2

      Casperian 😭😭😭😭

    • @kirbfx
      @kirbfx 5 лет назад +3

      MrDoublehappy 😂😂😂

    • @gr1mdarkness145
      @gr1mdarkness145 5 лет назад +3

      This comment made my day

  • @mikescott7599
    @mikescott7599 5 лет назад +753

    When he opens his mouth he looks like the Canadians from South Park

  • @eskimoassasin6764
    @eskimoassasin6764 5 лет назад +172

    Fat Tony left Springfield for this interview

    • @SeeDMT
      @SeeDMT 5 лет назад +2

      The kids got spunk

    • @theaestheticcactus7889
      @theaestheticcactus7889 5 лет назад +2

      Apparently his cousin fit Tony is filling in for the purposes of this interview

    • @eskimoassasin6764
      @eskimoassasin6764 5 лет назад

      Careful on how many upvotes this gets. Fat Tony and the gang might see me telling everyone who is under the mask. Soon I may be dumped with his yard trimmings.

  • @lordvader479
    @lordvader479 5 лет назад +1045

    Now he gets stoned on Joe Rogan's Podcast lol

    • @LoydAvenheart
      @LoydAvenheart 5 лет назад +7

      wait really?

    • @ShitBagSPC
      @ShitBagSPC 5 лет назад +11

      Lloyd Nix
      Yup

    • @ShitBagSPC
      @ShitBagSPC 5 лет назад +37

      Jesse Pinkman
      Lol nah i was just joking

    • @user-hc1vg5md3z
      @user-hc1vg5md3z 5 лет назад +7

      lol good one

    • @jacket5674
      @jacket5674 5 лет назад +13

      Christian A AY JOEY SOME SHMOOK THINKS HES A WISE GUY ERE

  • @jayykellyxiii4910
    @jayykellyxiii4910 5 лет назад +2

    Such a good, honest, hard working man. Bravo Joey!

  • @Matt-gs2mf
    @Matt-gs2mf 5 лет назад +716

    That’s how mafia works 💁‍♂️

  • @natudavis8092
    @natudavis8092 5 лет назад +13

    Once again, another character who gave old NYC it's reputation as the roughest city....