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  • @Qxir
    @Qxir 4 года назад +146

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    • @imissedthejoke8747
      @imissedthejoke8747 4 года назад +4

      Like this

    • @loveless2558
      @loveless2558 4 года назад +2

      When you comment faster than the youtuber who made the video

    • @andrewbacon7042
      @andrewbacon7042 4 года назад

      @@loveless2558 I did that before

    • @dicewizard3664
      @dicewizard3664 4 года назад

      God tier video

    • @adamh3857
      @adamh3857 4 года назад +1

      the gun is an over by under shotgun , we Irish are fond of the double barrel shot guns

  • @Joshua-hz3cl
    @Joshua-hz3cl 4 года назад +1862

    I feel like this entire movie is a lead up to a porno that never happens

    • @skunkrat01
      @skunkrat01 4 года назад +124

      Already struggling to breathe I’m laughing so hard, then I come across your comment and I might genuinely need resuscitation soon

    • @argenisjimenez8118
      @argenisjimenez8118 4 года назад +39

      Go Premium for exxxtra scenes

    • @peter_piper3004
      @peter_piper3004 4 года назад +23

      Karen W are you still alive. How was the resuscitations

    • @skunkrat01
      @skunkrat01 4 года назад +20

      peter_piper300 I can confirm I did indeed, die.

    • @liammeaney4227
      @liammeaney4227 4 года назад +31

      MONK ON MONK ACTION COMIN LADS, GEAR UP FOR AN AULD FASHION FENIEN LEMON PARTY 😩😩😩

  • @-EleventhHour-
    @-EleventhHour- 3 года назад +453

    So sad the Modern Irish have lost touch with their Kung Fu history

    • @Leatherargento
      @Leatherargento Год назад +9

      I know. And after St. Brendan took the trouble of giving it to them as a gift! 😜

    • @bradsanders407
      @bradsanders407 Год назад +8

      First time in my life I've heard excessive drinking called Kung fu

    • @stilettoswinger7404
      @stilettoswinger7404 7 месяцев назад +4

      Excellent comment

    • @silverXnoise
      @silverXnoise Месяц назад +2

      That garden gnome spying on everything was pretty realistic.

  • @caesaropapismno9245
    @caesaropapismno9245 4 года назад +928

    Jack O’chan

    • @nikitaastakhov9252
      @nikitaastakhov9252 4 года назад +45

      lol lepre-chan

    • @shiperobin
      @shiperobin 4 года назад +65

      Bruce O'mal Lee

    • @weirdsciencethe2nd205
      @weirdsciencethe2nd205 4 года назад +30

      Jackie o chalahan

    • @willtipton100
      @willtipton100 4 года назад +25

      Jet McGee

    • @weirdsciencethe2nd205
      @weirdsciencethe2nd205 4 года назад +14

      @@willtipton100 this is amazing im in stitches why are we making irish jaki chan names 😂😂😂😂👌 oh yhea edit just remembered the film tbe whole things a great giggle

  • @ChaseThePinballWizard
    @ChaseThePinballWizard 3 года назад +287

    "You killed my son. Now I'm gonna kill you, Just as I killed your father."
    "You killed my father. Now I'm gonna kill you, Just like I killed your son."
    Best lines in the whole movie.

    • @apathyintheuk265
      @apathyintheuk265 Год назад +13

      The irony being, neither killed/attempted to kill son/father in the way they did kill/attempt to kill.
      Otherwise, wholly accurate.

    • @random_ak_in_the_backyard
      @random_ak_in_the_backyard Год назад +9

      “Plot twist i am ur father….” “No no it can’t be”

    • @thurin84
      @thurin84 9 месяцев назад +1

      shakespear could do no better.

  • @TheVisualRiot
    @TheVisualRiot 3 года назад +473

    "Fuck you and your gun ya prick" has to be the most irish action movie quip that is even possible. had me in stitches

  • @alexjohnson439
    @alexjohnson439 4 года назад +720

    This whole movie is like a cutscene from the old gta’s

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir 4 года назад +204

      "all we had to do, was win the damn tournament, Seagull"

    • @IM_THE_CHANGLLER
      @IM_THE_CHANGLLER 3 года назад +25

      @@Qxir all we had to do : was fallow the dam cargo ship seagull

    • @BiggieBig_
      @BiggieBig_ 2 года назад +9

      Nah bro honestly it reminds of oblivion or Skyrim, especially the monks 😂😂

    • @The_OwO_Shogun
      @The_OwO_Shogun 2 года назад +4

      YOU CHOSE THE WRONG PUB FOOL

    • @markosolo
      @markosolo 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Qxir Was his first name Steven?

  • @loodytheleprican3079
    @loodytheleprican3079 4 года назад +602

    "this movie was filmed in trim meath" shows a man with a tan.
    Me: bullshit

    • @okaydetar821
      @okaydetar821 4 года назад +18

      Likely the tan was fake.

    • @stuffy2757
      @stuffy2757 4 года назад +25

      This shit is only like only a few minute drive from my house

    • @silentlore2458
      @silentlore2458 3 года назад +10

      @@stuffy2757 same man 🤣I've probably seen that fucking pub

  • @anon2234
    @anon2234 4 года назад +1097

    Qxir's longest video. History was made today.

    • @danielflanard8274
      @danielflanard8274 4 года назад +2

      @No Name
      What

    • @alexsparkles4112
      @alexsparkles4112 4 года назад +6

      No Name ummmm.... he makes great content. Wtf you on about?

    • @dylandominic
      @dylandominic 3 года назад +3

      It's like when you come into class and the teacher just puts on a movie instead of teaching the class

    • @mauricedavis2160
      @mauricedavis2160 2 года назад +1

      History is made everyday!!!🙏👍👻

  • @TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoff55
    @TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoff55 3 года назад +135

    As a person who has made shit films with his friends on zero budget I can easily say that any zero dollar budget movie that gets completed is a winner in my book lol

  • @Mohawks_and_Tomahawks
    @Mohawks_and_Tomahawks 3 года назад +57

    - Loose or Else -
    "What am I gonna do?!"
    "You must Win!"
    Makes sense.

  • @Gordons1888
    @Gordons1888 4 года назад +710

    The tobacco staining on the monks beard is just a constant reminder this is in Ireland

    • @brendanbyrne6607
      @brendanbyrne6607 4 года назад +12

      hahahahaha

    • @andrewmcdonald8363
      @andrewmcdonald8363 4 года назад +20

      Oh horse shit ,my teeth look they were replaced with corn kernels and my face looks like a butthole and man I'm a hit with all the lassies plus I quit many years ago takin a Barth laddy

    • @MsRichycon
      @MsRichycon 4 года назад +4

      🤣😂🤣😂you don't see to much of that nowadays

    • @MsRichycon
      @MsRichycon 4 года назад +4

      That's the bought a year to my eye

    • @Shitsoshi
      @Shitsoshi 3 года назад +2

      First thing i notice

  • @xoose
    @xoose 4 года назад +452

    The sequel appearing 22 years+ later actually makes a lot of sense. It's the earliest he could get parole from the multiple concurrent life sentences he's been serving for various gun crimes, assaults, and murders. The blurb could read something like "Bennett must keep his nose clean to avoid landing himself back in the clink."

    • @LuchadorMasque
      @LuchadorMasque 3 года назад +6

      Dont concurrent sentences occur all at once?

    • @xoose
      @xoose 3 года назад +20

      @@LuchadorMasque Yes, which is why he managed to get parole after only 22 years. If they were consecutive life sentences he wouldn't be eligible for parole until 2253.

    • @LuchadorMasque
      @LuchadorMasque 3 года назад +6

      @@xoose oh . . . K

    • @artiet5982
      @artiet5982 3 года назад +3

      Hahaha

  • @ikitclaw3299
    @ikitclaw3299 4 года назад +426

    People in trim actually talk like this, it's due to lack of oxygen at birth

    • @bickyboo7789
      @bickyboo7789 4 года назад +54

      The fetal alcohol syndrome probably doesn't help too much either

    • @pencilsharpener5347
      @pencilsharpener5347 3 года назад +12

      @Kristian McConville hahaha hahahaha. hahaha kristian mccockville

    • @ramseydoon8277
      @ramseydoon8277 Месяц назад

      Lol savage😂

  • @jmace5964
    @jmace5964 3 года назад +71

    Fun fact the monk isn't wearing a costume they found him like that and asked him to be in the movie

  • @tahustvedt
    @tahustvedt 11 месяцев назад +21

    10:15 - The monks tending to the overgrown field of weeds is priceless.

    • @ramseydoon8277
      @ramseydoon8277 Месяц назад

      Lmao too bad it wasn't a field of ganja😅

  • @phyrinx3740
    @phyrinx3740 4 года назад +399

    We don't deserve this gift

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir 4 года назад +127

      You're goddamn right

    • @pentagramprime1585
      @pentagramprime1585 4 года назад +27

      We don't deserve to see Qxir get smacked around in a pub either. BUT we might in 2020 if he's in the sequel.

    • @skunkrat01
      @skunkrat01 4 года назад +4

      I feel the same way

  • @mielvanvelzen5967
    @mielvanvelzen5967 4 года назад +407

    To be honest for a homemade movie in the 90's it's pretty decent. You can tell a decent amount of hard work went into this. Car crashes and all.

    • @georgerubypoppy1063
      @georgerubypoppy1063 3 года назад +11

      I thought he said the crash was a genuine accident?

    • @irwinisidro
      @irwinisidro 2 года назад +10

      And there seems to be a effort on color grading.

    • @drubber007
      @drubber007 2 года назад +1

      @@irwinisidro You're obviously colour blind & American.

    • @igorino1767
      @igorino1767 2 года назад +5

      @@drubber007 Jesus Christ you didn't have to go as far as to call him American. Brutal!

    • @drubber007
      @drubber007 2 года назад +1

      @@igorino1767 Ha ha ha not really Brutal. Why do you think I suggested he was American?

  • @Louey_
    @Louey_ 4 года назад +323

    I'm getting a tattoo of Why don't you boyscouts go play in the woods on my chest

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir 4 года назад +132

      It's okay, I know what it's like to be bullied

    • @lukahutinski9075
      @lukahutinski9075 4 года назад +4

      But i haven't done anything wrong yet

    • @nikitaastakhov9252
      @nikitaastakhov9252 4 года назад +1

      @Nolan Is Innocent oh no

    • @jimbobur
      @jimbobur 4 года назад +4

      @@Qxir Merch idea?

    • @darrenmcdonald5373
      @darrenmcdonald5373 4 года назад

      @@jimbobur great idea!!!

  • @Mephitinae
    @Mephitinae 2 года назад +36

    I love how the hero decides to go on a picnic after killing a mobster's son. He was on the spectrum for sure.

    • @mjfan653
      @mjfan653 8 месяцев назад +2

      The spectrum of kung fu? Right?
      On a serious note, through history quite a few planned and unplanned killings have been followed up with the killer going to an gallery, a cinema, meeting friends or whatever.
      Maybe to take the mind off what happened, maybe the mind just short circuits and wants something familiar and “safe” feeling. I dont know, a few have been known to do drugs and meddle with the corpses as well, so its not an universal thing. Killers are fascinating, I bet criminologist have a spectrum of “killer” ranging from not killing to really killing.

  • @partthethird
    @partthethird 3 года назад +21

    "I hear you're a kung-fu master now, Father"

  • @justinpipes85
    @justinpipes85 4 года назад +395

    As an American I'd love to see you cover more Irish films. This is pure gold.

    • @holyravioli5795
      @holyravioli5795 4 года назад +20

      Look up hardy bucks, its about as Irish as any media can be and fucking hilarious

    • @kevinrhea7332
      @kevinrhea7332 4 года назад +7

      I second that emotion

    • @justinpipes85
      @justinpipes85 4 года назад +3

      @Declan6914 Lacey hahahah.

    • @justinpipes85
      @justinpipes85 3 года назад +2

      @J T thank you for the recommendations.

    • @sligeach
      @sligeach 2 года назад +4

      Must have been the gun bits you loved!!!!!😂

  • @sub2willne52
    @sub2willne52 4 года назад +228

    How could you not even mention Mikey Graham cutting up cocaine with a Dunnes loyalty card?

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir 4 года назад +93

      I'm not sure why I didn't even mention he was part of a popular Irish boy band tbh...

    • @paulfahy9125
      @paulfahy9125 4 года назад +6

      No need to mention , you can't miss him can you eh !!

    • @ahtijansson9283
      @ahtijansson9283 2 года назад +1

      aul dunnes has had it bad from being used to cut up coke to preists getting lost in their underwear section

  • @RoemDaug
    @RoemDaug 4 года назад +680

    The lead guy actually has surprisingly decent form.

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir 4 года назад +311

      He is a genuine martial artist tbf

    • @ablebaker8664
      @ablebaker8664 4 года назад +67

      @@Qxir
      Every bit the actor that Jean-Claude Van Damme ever was, though. So, yeah. Bad.

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 4 года назад +32

      @@Qxir That explains the wooden acting, ...too many blows to the head.

    • @schore69
      @schore69 4 года назад +9

      thats what steroids do for you! hes jacked as fuck

    • @RoemDaug
      @RoemDaug 4 года назад +51

      @@schore69 lol steroids can't give you balance, flexibility, and technique

  • @blucrustt_
    @blucrustt_ 3 года назад +17

    This video makes me crave for more movie reviews from this channel. The vibes are super chill and the commentary is fun

  • @nodiggity9472
    @nodiggity9472 3 года назад +17

    This is by far and away the best Irish Kung Fu movie I've never seen.

  • @ikitclaw3299
    @ikitclaw3299 4 года назад +196

    Here in Tallaght we practice crouching cider hidden flagon

  • @daviddavis4885
    @daviddavis4885 4 года назад +464

    I am EXTREMELY disappointed in the lack of Kung Fu Leprechauns

    • @krinos1
      @krinos1 4 года назад +11

      Declan6914 Lacey one ate my cats food and ground ponded it fracturing its skull little feckin shit

    • @Meowface.
      @Meowface. 3 года назад +25

      Isn't that what yoda is?

    • @daviddavis4885
      @daviddavis4885 3 года назад +9

      @@Meowface. why must you say these things?

    • @user-fb7or1wt3t
      @user-fb7or1wt3t 3 года назад +7

      @@daviddavis4885" why say these things you must?"
      You missed the perfect time for a proper Yoda quote.

    • @brianbarley9711
      @brianbarley9711 2 года назад +2

      Uh yeah he mentioned the tiny monk

  • @michaelk9339
    @michaelk9339 4 года назад +255

    I will Write, direct and pay Qxir if he Plays the main role in my Irish kong fu Romantic Comedie

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir 4 года назад +100

      Oke

    • @Mikey-zk5wc
      @Mikey-zk5wc 4 года назад +35

      @@Qxir oooooooh its coming boys

    • @darrenmcdonald5373
      @darrenmcdonald5373 4 года назад +11

      How you getting on with the script? Need any extras ?

    • @randomish4285
      @randomish4285 4 года назад +6

      Updates?

    • @NearlyH3adlessNick
      @NearlyH3adlessNick 3 года назад +4

      Rona _had_ to have given you time to write a script?!? Surely!! Lol

  • @roberth.5938
    @roberth.5938 2 года назад +16

    When he was being chased by those motorcyclists and shot one random guy coming towards him, I really had to laugh out hard

  • @alvinlee2968
    @alvinlee2968 3 года назад +1

    I discovered your channel when I was sick with Covid. This made me laugh so hard it was unbelievable! I've only a handful of videos remaining to watch from your channel. I healed but I still need a good gut laugh. Keep churning!

  • @nigelfogelquist
    @nigelfogelquist 4 года назад +201

    When I think of ninjas, I think of rural Ireland

    • @hcombs0104
      @hcombs0104 3 года назад +4

      Do they play with the leprechauns?

    • @Bernacide
      @Bernacide 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sk0p3r
    @Sk0p3r 4 года назад +234

    ireland sure is a gift that keeps on giving
    ps. of course the monks would be in the pub too

  • @stuffy2757
    @stuffy2757 4 года назад +124

    This is a 10 minute drive from my house I'm gonna visit all these iconic places

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 4 года назад +17

      Irish I could go with you. 📉😎📈

  • @d_ruggs
    @d_ruggs 3 года назад +4

    honestly i loved that "whaaa da fuq is dis" line delivery

  • @jstone247
    @jstone247 3 года назад +3

    Just love your very sophisticated background setting.

  • @adrianruess1646
    @adrianruess1646 4 года назад +288

    Still more realistic than any of Steven seagall’s movies .

    • @coffinrodriguez3150
      @coffinrodriguez3150 4 года назад +15

      The slow mo scenes in segal movies are my absolute favorites.

    • @nickabel8279
      @nickabel8279 3 года назад +5

      Had to like to get u to 69 lol

    • @adrianruess1646
      @adrianruess1646 3 года назад +3

      @@nickabel8279 69 Dudes ! 🤘🏻🤘🏻

  • @JimmehRulez
    @JimmehRulez 4 года назад +221

    Irish Kung Fu?
    More like...
    *Drunken fist.*

    • @zachaliles
      @zachaliles 4 года назад +6

      Only if fist is a verb in this version.

    • @nikiTricoteuse
      @nikiTricoteuse 3 года назад +4

      I do feel the choice of name was a missed opportunity.😁

  • @brunneng38
    @brunneng38 4 года назад +181

    I’ve seen way worse films. This looks considerably good considering the lack of budget and actors.

    • @hedgie9823
      @hedgie9823 4 года назад +32

      I agree, for a low budget film with friends it's not terrible

    • @cactuscraze4877
      @cactuscraze4877 4 года назад +4

      @@hedgie9823 Yeah

    • @rustymason3860
      @rustymason3860 3 года назад +8

      Very true. I discovered a lot worse than this noble attempt a few years ago when everyone was talking about the threat of Bollywood. Hollywood has nothing to fear from the land of tech support.

    • @brunneng38
      @brunneng38 3 года назад +6

      @@rustymason3860 If there is a hell, it plays Bollywood films on every tv channel 24/7.

  • @Eddietheteddie
    @Eddietheteddie 3 года назад +9

    I would love for someone to remake this movie, same characters, same places but with a massive budget. It would be fantastic

  • @shipofthesun
    @shipofthesun 3 года назад +1

    7:50 Hold on there, champ. Don't want to react too quickly and maybe be able to actually catch her.
    9:12 "Go to the fair, they said. It'll be fun, they said. Where are me smokes and whiskey?"
    9:20 Enjoy The Fun Of The Fair, while it's open. Not exactly teeming with activity.
    9:45 Seagull? SEAGULL?
    10:07 Based on her kitchen, she either bought that apple tart, or Jimmy needs to beware.
    11:04 "Wait a minute, I forgot I know kung-fu!"
    12:20 I was so engrossed with the plot I'd forgotten music existed until this point.
    12:31 "Here, let me gently press your face to the bar."
    12:54 "Hey man, I just want to play some pool."
    14:52 Try wiping all the blood off before poking him in the eye with the paper towel there, nurse.
    14:57 Corel Draw lives!
    15:23 "I have the situational awareness of a ninja, I hav- whatthefuck?"
    15:45 "I have the situational awareness of a ninja, I hav- whatthefuck? Again, old man?"
    16:28 Wait, this is a normal Ireland?
    16:32 You can almost see the wires that move the Jimmy mannequin around.
    16:51 "I think I got some of your finger."
    17:56 According to that note, you're going to illegally dance in a small Midwestern American town.
    19:20 The tour group is confused.
    19:47 I guess a couple of PAR can lights were out of the budget.
    19:56 That's Skeeter.
    20:33 "And you are my second student. What do you want here? We're Irish. Oy vey."
    22:14 I would have dumped Jimmy's ass on the ground and demanded my money back long before this.
    22:27 "Someone get Mom a Xanex, please."
    22:23 "These 3D scenes are incredible."
    22:52 "He's ready. He flipped that phone like a true Ninja."
    22:53 cut to ditch
    23:22 Better question: why is the waist of his pants always up around his nipples?
    23:26 Take that, Arnie.
    24:03 HOW DID YOU MISS, YOU MORON? PUT HIM OUT OF OUR MISERY.
    24:29 Irish mob hideouts ain't what they used to be.
    24:55 What an emotional gut-punch.
    25:15 "Those coppers were nice to let us go without question, doncha think?"
    25:22 "So tell me about yourself."
    25:56 "Alright, let's get back to our eels, or whatever the fuck it is we eat in very normal mid-90's Ireland."
    26:20 I've been trying to find the monk gloating somewhere in the background for 20 minutes. Probably off eating eels or something.

  • @PastLight
    @PastLight 4 года назад +88

    We'll forgive his discomfort being taken out of his natural enviroment of the pub.... that killed me :D

    • @dalestringham170
      @dalestringham170 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, same for me.

    • @edgy839
      @edgy839 4 года назад +4

      I shit you not right as I found this comment Qxir started saying it and I got spooked

  • @Pellemain
    @Pellemain 4 года назад +45

    The funniest part about this whole thing, is how the protagonist goes "Puah!" everytime he punches, like he is literally making his own sound effects...

    • @Miesko1
      @Miesko1 2 года назад +3

      mate they had a budget of 2 pound and a cheese cracker they found on the floor

  • @hermitoldguy6312
    @hermitoldguy6312 4 года назад +84

    In England, a lot of martial art weapons were outlawed in the 1967 Firearms Act, and it was a response to the Kung Fu movies at that time.

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 4 года назад +16

      In Arizona until last year possession of nun chucks was a felony. However I think monk chucks were OK 📉😎📈

    • @benkeane365
      @benkeane365 3 года назад +2

      @@JTA1961 you can make your own it's not hard

    • @LuchadorMasque
      @LuchadorMasque 3 года назад +13

      @DJ TRIX nunchucks are not as deadly as a gun. When was the last time you heard about a mass nunchucking at a school?

    • @thepoliticalgunnut8018
      @thepoliticalgunnut8018 3 года назад +2

      @DJ TRIX Yes I'm sure that your bo staff is just as effective as a semi auto 308.

    • @thepoliticalgunnut8018
      @thepoliticalgunnut8018 3 года назад +3

      "Firearm" laws

  • @contorta960
    @contorta960 Год назад +1

    'Screw you and your gun, ya prick!' 😹😹😹 The fact he plays himself is absolutely golden!

  • @whiterabbit699
    @whiterabbit699 3 года назад +2

    Brilliant, the acting and special effects are top notch, it's a wonder their is not a thriving film industry in Ireland

  • @LimitedHandles
    @LimitedHandles 4 года назад +106

    An evil villain motivated entirely by irony? Terrifying!
    This was great Qxir, keep up the good work man. I have watched nearly all your stuff via recommend just finally sub'd .

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir 4 года назад +23

      Cheers bud!

    • @VasbytXXI
      @VasbytXXI 4 года назад +6

      Mist be the dawn of hipster villans.

  • @alexx7817
    @alexx7817 4 года назад +89

    Notification from Qxir: yes
    Video from Qxir: YES
    Video is 30 minutes: YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 4 года назад +2

      That's what I said except for one more "S"

  • @jamiemoynihan6689
    @jamiemoynihan6689 4 года назад +61

    I love how he beats the living shit out of the bouncers for doing there job😂😂👌

  • @SeanFitzpatrick693
    @SeanFitzpatrick693 Год назад +1

    23:12 my one-liner would’ve been “too bad the warranty just expired…”

  • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
    @lavasharkandboygirl9716 2 года назад +1

    Director: where’s the mic guy?
    P.A: over there, that guys named Mike.
    Director: good enough

  • @ryanvandoren1519
    @ryanvandoren1519 4 года назад +117

    "Enjoy your slide."
    Me: cant stop laughing
    Qxir: "that wasn't even funny.."
    Me: "oh..."

    • @LDW12887
      @LDW12887 2 года назад +2

      Same

    • @ashiwashi
      @ashiwashi 2 года назад +1

      same

    • @KCKrumbcake
      @KCKrumbcake 2 года назад +1

      Minorly chuckled. That was the funniest thing Bennett has ever said. Correction: "Just Like I Killed Your Son" is even funnier

  • @FemboyStyyx
    @FemboyStyyx 4 года назад +52

    There is a small series of episodes called "WŚCIEKŁE PIĘŚCI WĘŻA". It's a polish production that's even more fucked up than this one. Worth watching imo.

    • @rooseveltbrentwood9654
      @rooseveltbrentwood9654 4 года назад +6

      well thats going on my watch list

    • @OpelMantaB1977
      @OpelMantaB1977 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/8097OV0kpxU/видео.html

    • @clray123
      @clray123 3 года назад +1

      Yessss and don't forget the prequel (I think) titled "BUŁGARSKI POŚCIK" (Bulgarian Chase/Fasting).

  • @axel2741
    @axel2741 4 года назад +51

    (Gets fed strawberry in the fields) “So... you uh... come here often?”

    • @ldgvh7210
      @ldgvh7210 2 года назад +5

      *Jimmy marries Nicola*
      "So, wanna go on a date some time?"

  • @paulloveless4122
    @paulloveless4122 2 года назад +4

    I love the nicotine stains on the monks mustache.

  • @revan7383
    @revan7383 3 года назад +8

    I feel like the script said "monk" as in a Buddhist monk or smth, but when they went to get a monk costume they just used the first one that said monk on it, even though it was wrong

    • @X.Y.Z.07
      @X.Y.Z.07 3 года назад +3

      Catholic Monk Kung Fu Master... 😂

    • @litterpicker1431
      @litterpicker1431 3 года назад +2

      He's the Irish Friar Tuck.

  • @contorta960
    @contorta960 4 года назад +30

    "I'm not doing that again!" 🤣🤣🤣
    This is the kind of movie that Father Dougal wants to stay up late on Christmas eve to watch

    • @weekendmom
      @weekendmom 2 года назад +3

      And Father Ted explaining to him (and failing) that, no, ninjas don't exist on Craggy Island (despite the significant Asian community there).

  • @NoFlu
    @NoFlu 4 года назад +52

    Good to see that you're still putting your greenscreen to good use....

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir 4 года назад +20

      I hate putting it up lol it's just that there's a big mirror there so I have to

  • @matthewjmcgraw
    @matthewjmcgraw 4 года назад +79

    The only bad part of this movie is the audio

  • @ucanthandletruth4456
    @ucanthandletruth4456 2 года назад +1

    "Loose or else" I'm dying. You mean nobody working on the film could tell him it now spelled "lose". 😂😂

  • @jackthetoad885
    @jackthetoad885 3 года назад +1

    Qxir: Nikola stops by and gives him an apple tart.
    Me: Another great Irish euphemism!
    < girl hands pie to dude, then leaves >
    Me: Oh...uh.

  • @qmelon2956
    @qmelon2956 4 года назад +60

    Saint Patricks revenge: fatal five finger strike

  • @alanwatts8239
    @alanwatts8239 4 года назад +93

    When he entered the pub and you can see three monks having a beer i died laughing xD

  • @justinpipes85
    @justinpipes85 4 года назад +31

    I'm more interested in the backstory of the Ninja Monks. They can sneak up on anyone.

  • @SlyBlu7
    @SlyBlu7 2 года назад +4

    11:08 slayed me. Jimmy's kung-fu is truly supernatural, his "funny monkey" style made me laugh so hard that I almost broke my own ribs 13 years AFTER he did that move.

  • @matthewexline6589
    @matthewexline6589 5 месяцев назад +2

    I fucking loved that scene where they flipped the car but it was completely accidental.

  • @morbiusv5857
    @morbiusv5857 4 года назад +48

    THANK YOU QXIR for this birthday present.

  • @DirtIndustry
    @DirtIndustry 4 года назад +24

    I can say with certainty that is a Irish living room.
    Edit
    The tart was on a foil tray all she did was take the plastic of it the liar.

  • @parrotwitdacarrot
    @parrotwitdacarrot 4 года назад +15

    I really like how you go into what actually happened in the outtakes, it is a nice detail :) keep up the good work!

  • @marcusmulethaler5367
    @marcusmulethaler5367 2 года назад +1

    That adult sized swing actually looked like a lot of fun.

  • @himynameismike1710
    @himynameismike1710 7 месяцев назад +1

    17:26 WHAT?! Nothing could have prepared me for a shot of him shooting bad guys while standing on a bike seat going down a country road! What's the actual cut of this scene?!
    Honestly this is pure gold. The whole thing feels like what you'd get if you asked Jason Statham to make a parody of one of his own movies on a budget of $10.

  • @andreasgraggober
    @andreasgraggober 4 года назад +82

    Irish John Wick!

  • @saucyyikers3877
    @saucyyikers3877 4 года назад +49

    The movie is basically about a guy who dies anything for a girl.

    • @VileStorms
      @VileStorms 4 года назад +18

      A simp you say?? I didnt see idubbbz in the video?

    • @chainsofgames
      @chainsofgames 4 года назад +7

      @VileStorms Idubz isnt a simp tho he did a power move by not giving a fuck

    • @octahedronmedia1586
      @octahedronmedia1586 4 года назад +4

      Bennet was a fucking simp all along

    • @princesscarl1656
      @princesscarl1656 4 года назад +1

      The rise and fall of iDubbbz is very surreal to his older fans like me. How the fuck did he accept Pear-Chan as his waifu and not cringe in his boots is beyond me

    • @ricky-sanchez
      @ricky-sanchez 3 года назад +2

      This movie was about a local gang harassing some guy. Bennet was not a simp, as the girl eventually got caught up in bennet's struggle with the gang. Bennet didn't go looking to save her until it was confirmed that he got her kidnapped.

  • @zachaliles
    @zachaliles 4 года назад +19

    I remember the video you're talking about. I think I commented something to the effect that they were basically outlawing ninjas. Now it makes sense. This movie scared the Irish.

  • @billxmas889
    @billxmas889 Год назад +1

    The William Shatner "TJ Hooker" power slide over the Car Hood was Spot on !

  • @koretmulder6316
    @koretmulder6316 6 месяцев назад

    I swear, this is right up there with "The Room".
    (You should review more movies, this was fun!)

  • @disgruntledwelsh3817
    @disgruntledwelsh3817 4 года назад +54

    Say what you will the fight choreography is alright all things considered

    • @harrybutz947
      @harrybutz947 4 года назад +1

      I kept saying this same thing, only half way atm.

  • @sonicninja3434
    @sonicninja3434 4 года назад +19

    The biting in an arm bar is from a Bruce Lee movie. The acting is from "The Room."

  • @battlebread1958
    @battlebread1958 2 месяца назад +1

    I wasn't expecting this to be 30 minutes

  • @nickabel8279
    @nickabel8279 3 года назад +2

    The way that movie went I expected them to just carry on with their picnic

  • @Xehemoth
    @Xehemoth 4 года назад +14

    I can't believe this guy only has 220k. Dude, you will have some serious exponential growth soon. It wouldn't surprise me to see you at 1 mill by the end of the year and 5 mill by 2022.

  • @trixievonmothersbaugh1340
    @trixievonmothersbaugh1340 4 года назад +7

    "What the fook is THIS??" Totally my favorite scene. I had to rewatch it the first time around.

  • @DarkIzo
    @DarkIzo 4 года назад +18

    6:08
    its 1 am and im at my mothers
    i had to use 80% of my brain to not burst out in laughter at that oblivion scene

  • @RockyMountainBear
    @RockyMountainBear 3 года назад +1

    "Loose oR eLsE"
    "What are you going to do?!"
    "I'm going to teach that basterd a lesson! A spelling lesson."
    ...thank God it was a fight competition, and not a spelling bee.

  • @tziirkq
    @tziirkq 3 года назад +3

    Boring fact: Jimmy's Dad is played by Ed Downey, Irish Kenpo legend, who instructed my own Dad for many years. He's a really sound fella.

  • @ryanse4
    @ryanse4 4 года назад +26

    This is this funniest video you've ever made! I love this!

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir 4 года назад +11

      Glad you like it :)

  • @tomg5187
    @tomg5187 4 года назад +7

    God tier find! It would truly be a tragedy for little gems like this to be lost/forgotten about. Awesome!

  • @patrickmahany9268
    @patrickmahany9268 4 года назад +27

    Genuinely happy this was made

  • @alternativetheory9118
    @alternativetheory9118 2 года назад +1

    This entire movie was hilarious but that note killed me. "Loose or else" Hahahahaha

  • @PrometheusZandski
    @PrometheusZandski 2 года назад +4

    At 7:20, this looks like start to a porn scene. All it's missing is a funky electric base solo in the background.

  • @saucyyikers3877
    @saucyyikers3877 4 года назад +14

    11:08 Wow. I really learned something. That the Irish would go to jail just for some good ol' beer and rum.

  • @aelius3805
    @aelius3805 4 года назад +42

    I love how in martial arts movies there are bullies everywhere. I trained mma for nine years and I was never in one fight outside of competition.

    • @benkeane365
      @benkeane365 3 года назад +4

      Not been looking in the right places then come Warrington if u want a straighter

    • @mykelengieza7057
      @mykelengieza7057 3 года назад +2

      And I'm guessing you want a cookie or something.....

    • @litterpicker1431
      @litterpicker1431 3 года назад +2

      There _are_ bullies everywhere. The reason you've never been in a fight outside of competition is that you know better than to start fights, and bullies know better than to start fights with martial artists.

    • @aelius3805
      @aelius3805 3 года назад +2

      @@mykelengieza7057 peanut butter, please.

    • @aelius3805
      @aelius3805 3 года назад +2

      @@benkeane365 Well I live across the pond so to speak. It's gonna be a little difficult. I know it's been almost a year, lol. I had to say something.

  • @con0852
    @con0852 4 года назад +17

    25:30 RIP Micheal D Higgins, he had a good run :,(

  • @jamierobinson3349
    @jamierobinson3349 Год назад

    I just recently subscribed to your channel and I gotta say that I love it. And I'm American (cue the dramatic music) so the next time you call Americans crazy I'm going to remind you of this movie lmao! 😂
    But all joking aside, I absolutely love your channel and the entertaining way you present these stories. I binge watched your videos last night and I especially liked the ones you told with cartoon characters and I laughed so hard at one of them that I spit my drink out. But then, I am American and we learn everything from cartoons. 😆 Cheers! 🍻

  • @adamb.c.1553
    @adamb.c.1553 Месяц назад

    Jimmy 🤣. His acting 🤣🤣🤣. He’s definitely related to “Where did you get your sunglasses” Kevin 😂😭🤣

  • @jamiemahony3934
    @jamiemahony3934 4 года назад +15

    Bennet was later condemned to the joy for what was to be coined "the great Trim massacre" one of the worst mass murders in Irish history.

  • @soulscookies
    @soulscookies 4 года назад +7

    “Also before every match, this tiny little monk... uhhh, he might gnome actually”

  • @jimbobur
    @jimbobur 4 года назад +9

    Visit County Trim, where even the men of the cloth are down the pub.

  • @snootdingo9365
    @snootdingo9365 3 года назад

    "C'mon Nicola, we're leavin'. This guy's crazy." Powerful stuff, man.

  • @griffinjohnson3858
    @griffinjohnson3858 2 года назад +1

    24:20 when ur playing halo and the beat down does more damage than a point blank gunshot to the face 😂