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  • @alanrcastro8580
    @alanrcastro8580 Год назад +886

    I love how Angeal sounds like he's reading the Wikipedia entry for "monster" instead of expressing his thoughts

    • @MitridatedCarbon
      @MitridatedCarbon Год назад +28

      I think and hope the original Japanese dialogue made more sense and it got weird through localization.

    • @toagradius8856
      @toagradius8856 Год назад +39

      @@MitridatedCarbon
      I could definitely see it working in a sorta sarcastic tone. Like he’s pointing out that he’s doing the typical monster things as a joke but deep down knows his reasons are genuine.
      But everything is delivered with exactly the same tone so it just doesn’t work

    • @MitridatedCarbon
      @MitridatedCarbon Год назад +21

      @@toagradius8856 maybe in the original Japanese "monster" was more of a specific term which might works as a Japanese saying. Cause "revenge" and "world domination" despite being weird terms, they habe nothing to do with monsters.

    • @AngraMainiiu
      @AngraMainiiu Год назад +13

      Half the time it sounds like he's reading off of Wikipedia...

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 Год назад +33

      *_OXFORD'S DICTIONARY DEFINES "MONSTER" AS..._*

  • @Lyn685
    @Lyn685 Год назад +975

    Angeal...I should've been the one to fill your dark Soul with LIIIIIIIGHT!

    • @Matthew-jb4cc
      @Matthew-jb4cc Год назад +69

      That line always gets a chuckle out of me.

    • @CrystalRose1111
      @CrystalRose1111 Год назад +78

      When I grow old into a decrepit fossil that line will still be funny

    • @masterseal0418
      @masterseal0418 Год назад +4

      Lol, DMC1 reference.

    • @dragopy2410
      @dragopy2410 Год назад +7

      So glad I'm not the only one who thought of this

    • @BeavisSaves
      @BeavisSaves Год назад +25

      WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  • @SmeddyTooBestChannel
    @SmeddyTooBestChannel Год назад +1731

    i now understand where all of the kids with gaia online accounts got their personality from

    • @genoteh9706
      @genoteh9706 Год назад +115

      That hurt... But you're not wrong either

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip Год назад +127

      You just took me back to the late 2000s when hot topic, GTA, shadow the hedgehog and gangsta rap and grunge were king of the world

    • @BuruKyu
      @BuruKyu Год назад +5

      omg is tartara colgada from tofu project

    • @noaag
      @noaag Год назад +15

      @@ImmaLittlePip what are you talking about those are STILL king of the world, just that we now have goth gf, cowboy gta 2, and a torrential monsoon of sonic shitposts
      this has actually been a huge year for my guy Shadow as I have personally seen cool Shadow content from SnapCube, SuperMega, and of course Jehtt absolutely killing it on the edgy firearms enthusiast black hedgehog front

    • @fauster2850
      @fauster2850 Год назад +14

      @@ImmaLittlePip grunge was the early 90s...

  • @HarrisBoe
    @HarrisBoe Год назад +956

    Angeal: “then what should an angel fight for, Zack?”
    Zack: “traditionally angels fight for our Lord, God in Heaven”
    Angeal: “odd, I don’t remember taking on a Jenova’s Witness as my apprentice.”

    • @kabutomushigerman9852
      @kabutomushigerman9852 Год назад +30

      honestly i thought that this would actually happened but lol

    • @lxxvx
      @lxxvx Год назад +22

      this deserves more updoots

    • @MrMallard19
      @MrMallard19 Год назад +12

      And that's when Angeal punches him in the gut

    • @Hwyadylaw
      @Hwyadylaw Год назад +56

      Christis core

    • @CapnShades
      @CapnShades Год назад +36

      "Jenova's Witness" I am so MAD that I didn't come up with that first.

  • @AfroRyan
    @AfroRyan Год назад +594

    Angels dream of one thing: pizza pasta pepperoni.

    • @chiffydragon
      @chiffydragon Год назад +28

      This comment is full of dreams...and honor.

    • @october1820
      @october1820 Год назад +2

      @@chiffydragon And pizza pasta pepperoni?

    • @iamabestcowVEVO_OFFICIAL
      @iamabestcowVEVO_OFFICIAL Год назад +2

      @@october1820 And pizza pasta pepperoni.

    • @Matt_19-89
      @Matt_19-89 Год назад +3

      Do Angels dream of electric wings?

    • @october1820
      @october1820 Год назад

      @@Matt_19-89 Do Binyots dream about electric pizza pasta pepperoni?

  • @worldscoolestperson7672
    @worldscoolestperson7672 Год назад +787

    Such a whiplash from the high quality translation and dubbing of Remake back to mid-2000s squeenix schlock.

    • @macuser7048
      @macuser7048 Год назад +173

      Not even. The PSP game didn't even sound THIS BAD.

    • @sdbzfan1
      @sdbzfan1 Год назад +69

      Well remake is a modern script while crisis core has a script from the 2007 psp game one for one

    • @wombocorp
      @wombocorp Год назад +74

      it's called kino

    • @DarkButz
      @DarkButz Год назад +48

      @@sdbzfan1 Yeah, but you could make that script still work a bit better if the VAs didn't sound like they recorded the lines separately and with absolutely no context.

    • @sdbzfan1
      @sdbzfan1 Год назад +30

      @@DarkButz true Rick Gomez was the hightlight of the old dub

  • @CapnShades
    @CapnShades Год назад +312

    I am so glad they didn't change the timing. Zack's zero-hesitation "that's not even funny" is so damn hilarious no matter who's voicing him.

  • @TrappedInFloor
    @TrappedInFloor Год назад +1590

    I love melodramatic Japanese writing.

    • @mushijian7839
      @mushijian7839 Год назад

      Playing JRPG Is like eating sushi.
      One time it's exquisite, two times it's fucking annoying. (And you just wishing that this piece of a shit second antagonist gets a shovel in his face by Geralt from Rivia and Tony Soprano, instead of forgiveness.)

    • @Hwyadylaw
      @Hwyadylaw Год назад +152

      The localisation really sells it

    • @lordbauer5983
      @lordbauer5983 Год назад +151

      Switching from Japanese to English turns this from “melodramatic anime” to “Jesse, what tf are you talking about?”

    • @kingcrimson4133
      @kingcrimson4133 Год назад +80

      It sounds like an excuse but this kinda writing really does just sound better in Japanese, coming from someone who speaks it. It doesn't help that the translation work and the voice acting are both very clumsy.

    • @darkscoutergamer6168
      @darkscoutergamer6168 Год назад +1

      Same I love it 🤣

  • @iBlewupthemoon98
    @iBlewupthemoon98 Год назад +286

    “Well then. What are they?”
    “Angel’s wings.”

    “Bullshit.”
    [Angeal starts playing Nu Metal from his iPod]

  • @jaydeng.3029
    @jaydeng.3029 Год назад +147

    I love the fact that all of these Jenova hybrids are just shedding constantly

    • @burgbass
      @burgbass Год назад +32

      Must be a lot of uncomfortable pin feathers

  • @HarrisBoe
    @HarrisBoe Год назад +208

    They COULD have done a rewrite, but then it wouldn’t be Crisis Core

  • @CarlMakesVideos
    @CarlMakesVideos Год назад +1002

    Nomura actually had no writing credit on this game, if you can believe it. The voices and the timing really throw things off further too, make the already sort of disconnected dialogue there seem even more so.

    • @PolyverseCube
      @PolyverseCube Год назад +54

      I don't know why people don't just play in Japanese whenever dubs are this awful

    • @fenix0seraph
      @fenix0seraph Год назад +193

      I feel like most of the dumb bullshit in the Compilation of FF7 that people tend to blame on Nomura probably came from Kazushige Nojima. Nomura was more of an idea and general concepts guy, but Nojima was the scenario writer in charge of the execution which is where a lot of it fell on its face.

    • @brycebitetti1402
      @brycebitetti1402 Год назад +81

      @FenixSeraph Both of them are masters at making the most basic interactions awkward and the most simple of plots convoluted as all hell. Put them together and you get FFVII Remake, the pinnacle of throwing just the _most_ into a story without thinking about the endeavor wholistically.

    • @thatitalianlameguy2235
      @thatitalianlameguy2235 Год назад +89

      @@brycebitetti1402 but 358/2 is the one with the most natural dialogue and the only one that is nomura written directly

    • @paperluigi6132
      @paperluigi6132 Год назад +74

      @@fenix0seraph hell, Nojima AND Sakaguchi wanted to kill off more than just Aerith in the original FFVII, and it was Nomura himself who reined them back.

  • @MrShellbuster
    @MrShellbuster Год назад +361

    The original voice acting was so monotone and more controlled, this really does have that extremely over reactive tone. It's fucking hilarious

    • @vincenthawthorne9360
      @vincenthawthorne9360 Год назад +11

      Whether you wanna argue the original English dub was bad or not it’s far better than this. The original voice at least actually tried.

    • @eevee4
      @eevee4 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@vincenthawthorne9360go back and listen to angeal's original english dub, they're both just different flavors of monotony (aka not really trying at all).

  • @onlinestonedogii
    @onlinestonedogii Год назад +50

    They named him Angeal because he has angel wings. Angeal stands for angel but with an extra a

  • @MichaelMacaw
    @MichaelMacaw Год назад +182

    I love how Vinny’s reaction to this is laughing even harder than when he got to this part in the PSP version. It’s like how he loses it every time Dracula recites the Bible at the end of SotN.

  • @timothyfinn3619
    @timothyfinn3619 Год назад +65

    The voice acting is on par with Devil May Cry 1's “I should've been the one fill your dark soul with LIGHT!”

    • @frengkygiovany5152
      @frengkygiovany5152 Год назад +12

      Nah that was just one weird line mixed with a voice crack, this whole scene was terrible

  • @DeathKnight5608
    @DeathKnight5608 Год назад +73

    1:33 Imagine if Zack started crying like a baby right there on the ground, holding his gut.

  • @cobrasix9575
    @cobrasix9575 Год назад +45

    I liked the part where Zach said "Truly this is the Core of the Crisis." and then fell through the floor.

  • @gladiusbladeofthenorth9939
    @gladiusbladeofthenorth9939 Год назад +86

    Gongaga

  • @FlameHidden
    @FlameHidden Год назад +587

    That Zack voice just aint doing it

    • @macuser7048
      @macuser7048 Год назад +59

      Sounds like a worse actor reading lines on a script.

    • @EdgeHeadFUHaters
      @EdgeHeadFUHaters Год назад +94

      If they were gonna go with a new voice actor just snag Axel's VA from Kingdom Hearts and call it a day.
      Like god damn, Zack's new voice sounds like he just woke up from a coma.

    • @RainbowCheesus
      @RainbowCheesus Год назад +42

      I figured I'd get used to it with time but I just can't. Especially knowing how great his voice was in the PSP game.

    • @RookieBalboa
      @RookieBalboa Год назад +5

      @@EdgeHeadFUHaters Axel’s VA was outed as a sex pest so kinda glad he isnt in this

    • @SleebyRise
      @SleebyRise Год назад +119

      @@RookieBalboa a few google searches seem to point towards those allegations being proven false

  • @fieryrebirth
    @fieryrebirth Год назад +72

    Vinny was losing his shit at this line in the original game stream too. I could tell he REALLY had to dial it back for this reimagining.

  • @firstnamlastnam2141
    @firstnamlastnam2141 Год назад +16

    I can be your Angeal...
    ...or your Deviel...

  • @BlueLiminality
    @BlueLiminality Год назад +78

    Never thought I'd see an anime version of a Neil Breen movie.

  • @shubhamnew
    @shubhamnew Год назад +61

    the music and the pauses in the dialogue gave me hella Deadly Premonition vibes, which made this clip that much more hilarious

    • @implord4197
      @implord4197 Год назад +21

      "So tell me Zach. Are you a fan of the Final Fantasy franchise? After we're done with this case, we can watch this new movie I bought... Final Fantasy: The spirits within..."

  • @Ro321chile
    @Ro321chile Год назад +50

    Ff7: a story about caring for nature
    Ff7 expanded universe:

    • @snatchr2451
      @snatchr2451 Год назад

      FF really lost something when Sakaguchi left.

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah Год назад +2

      @@snatchr2451
      He hasn't been that involved in FF since FFV, though. Although XI was turned into an online game because Sakaguchi fell in love with Everquest.

    • @stanbrule9357
      @stanbrule9357 2 дня назад

      ​@@budakbaongsiahSakaguchi didn't direct the games after 5 but was still heavily involved with the story for 6, 7, and 9 I'm pretty sure.

  • @palientologist
    @palientologist Год назад +38

    Holy shit this is kino.

  • @Tenji140
    @Tenji140 Год назад +49

    this dialogue is a punch in the gut

  • @pepsicola4718
    @pepsicola4718 Год назад +10

    "WHAT DO ANGELS DREAM OF!?"
    Almost as bad as when Dante said
    "I should've been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGGGGHT!!!!"

  • @Maggot-Milk
    @Maggot-Milk Год назад +57

    I'm glad final fantasy is going a different direction with its inspirations from The Room

  • @js-ro5jk
    @js-ro5jk Год назад +19

    This scene perfectly sums up the overall experience of Crisis Core. Unintentionally hilarious and awkward

  • @Dragorosso95
    @Dragorosso95 Год назад +60

    It’s not even Nomura’s writing, it’s Nojima’s…

  • @virtualdash
    @virtualdash Год назад +31

    Truly, the writing of all time

  • @theotherjared9824
    @theotherjared9824 Год назад +14

    Zack is just a regular guy dropped into the world of FF7.

  • @shadowthephoenix1
    @shadowthephoenix1 Год назад +23

    Everytime i see scenes from this game, whether being the remake or original, i just cant believe adults wrote this. It feels like the lead writer was actually an employee's 12 year old son.

    • @mr__switch1825
      @mr__switch1825 Год назад +3

      Tbf tho
      This does sound better in Japanese
      Not bcs of the voices but bcs what is said makes more sense in Japanese writing. That's why a lot of jrpgs have similar writing that seems cringe and weird for ppl in the west.

    • @enricomugoy5869
      @enricomugoy5869 Год назад +1

      @@mr__switch1825 But FF7 isn't just some JRPG. Old JRPG has this mature and well thought writing. Yes, even in Japanese, FF7 OG dialogue is mature and they talk like people. This is just some melodramatic bs.

  • @FunkyGhost37
    @FunkyGhost37 Год назад +27

    Vinny losing it at the exact same moments as his first stream of CC is great.

    • @islandboy9381
      @islandboy9381 Год назад +2

      The original and this should be put side by side the audio will sound the same

  • @JamienautMark2
    @JamienautMark2 Год назад +33

    I understand part of Vinny’s love for this game is nostalgia. But seeing this I totally think Vinny would actually like Kingdom Hearts, it’s the same stupid yet amazing writing.

    • @governor_explosion
      @governor_explosion Год назад +26

      There’s a Hard Times article that points out that every dumb thing that happens in KH actually happened previously in some other FF game, it’s just that you REALIZE how stupid it is once the Disney characters show up.

    • @thatitalianlameguy2235
      @thatitalianlameguy2235 Год назад +7

      @@governor_explosion kh is supposed to be goofy tho, it's half a fucking Disney game, goofy dies as a joke

    • @FROEZOEN
      @FROEZOEN Год назад +4

      Kingdom Hearts is dogshit if you didn't grow up with it. Zero exceptions.

    • @JamienautMark2
      @JamienautMark2 Год назад +9

      @@FROEZOEN When I say stupid but amazing it’s ironic enjoyment. Outside of 2 moments in the whole franchise that made me feel emotional, the whole series is like watching something like The Room. I’m amazed real people wrote some of the shit that happens.

    • @Dakayto
      @Dakayto Год назад +1

      Kingdoms hearts writing was never amazing

  • @rh.4ndu
    @rh.4ndu Год назад +54

    never in my life have i ever watched or played any final fantasy game, all i know of them is what gets talked and joked about during other streams. this just feels like a fever dream, especially when the game looks polished like this 😂

    • @derpstick5467
      @derpstick5467 Год назад +9

      Same well I also know about the Tifa porn 😅

    • @MisterPancake778
      @MisterPancake778 Год назад +7

      I have like 1k hours in XIV and about halfway though I couldn't fucking take it anymore, and just turned on the Japanese voices and wallowed in my ignorance for the quality of the voice acting and just started speed reading text boxes, and yes there is some of this in XIV (although not anywhere as pronounced this) also they have English accents instead.

    • @fugfiggen1536
      @fugfiggen1536 Год назад +12

      @@MisterPancake778 XIV's English voice acting is good as fuck in the expansions, what are you on?

    • @MisterPancake778
      @MisterPancake778 Год назад +1

      @@fugfiggen1536 I did not turn on english voices for the expansions so I will not debate that, that being said I have heard the voice acting for some of the raids/trials (ivalice raids in particular) and while theyre good, im perfectly content with my RPG weeb characters sounding like japanese people.

    • @fugfiggen1536
      @fugfiggen1536 Год назад

      @@MisterPancake778 Oh, halfway through A Realm Reborn. That is much more understandable.

  • @Thaltas
    @Thaltas Год назад +251

    Jesus christ the voice acting director needs to be put off this. The voice direction here is abysmal, im so sad the VAs are gonna get shat on over someone who definetely didnt organize the dialogue properly. Makes the original dub sound like a miracle

    • @jonathand.4088
      @jonathand.4088 Год назад +42

      It kind of sucks for the new voice actors, because they have to match the exact timing and mouth movements of the original dub which really hinders their performance.

    • @vacuumboots
      @vacuumboots Год назад +19

      @@jonathand.4088 thats no excuse lol every anime has that issue and almost every localized game. VAs are trained to match lips and they get multiple takes, and the audio can be further edited. This was a hack job, albeit a hilarious one.

    • @victorhugocostaesilva
      @victorhugocostaesilva Год назад +9

      While that's true, this scene played almost the same way in the original. It's pretty faithful in its badness lol

    • @cloudftw113
      @cloudftw113 Год назад +31

      In a way, the updates to the voice direction make the dialog worse. Because it's modern higher effort dubbing with early to mid 2000's lines of dialog. It creates this bizarre dissonance that's weirdly fascinating to listen to. Like with the Star Wars Prequels, it doesn't matter how good of an actor you are, sufficiently bad dialog can never be saved.

    • @user-fl6ww3rs5q
      @user-fl6ww3rs5q Год назад +15

      @@vacuumboots I think it’s a bit unfair to compare it to anime. Anime typically has very simple and minimal mouth moment it’s either O or _ pretty easy to match. But when it comes to video game cutscenes with more detailed expressions it’s quite difficult to match

  • @emmetthatcher9583
    @emmetthatcher9583 Год назад +20

    "What ith it you're after, Douglath?"

    • @XmodxgodX
      @XmodxgodX Год назад +7

      "I was just on my way to play catch with Skeeter. Why are you asking me that all of a sudden anyways?"

    • @Zeppelee
      @Zeppelee Год назад +8

      "Your grill."

  • @jkbobful
    @jkbobful Год назад +26

    Nojima was the writer of Crisis Core he also wrote Stranger's of Paradise

    • @loading2463
      @loading2463 Год назад +4

      stranger of Paradise was a Master piece

  • @TheShockVox
    @TheShockVox 4 месяца назад +5

    It’s not just the writing. The right delivery can make even bad writing work. Zack’s old actor was charming as hell. New actor doesn’t deserve the shit he got online. But his inexperience was apparent

  • @J-Pow
    @J-Pow Год назад +81

    People are complaining about the new voice acting, but no delivery is going to save this writing.

    • @Pokemen396
      @Pokemen396 Год назад +20

      Idk, the original was alright. Not great but how can you dub a remake without looking at the original scene and thinking *this* is better?

    • @thatitalianlameguy2235
      @thatitalianlameguy2235 Год назад

      What is wrong with this? His mom fucking killed herself, and he's a mutant, I think he's allowed to act emo and zack tells him to not be stupid

    • @PrincessNine
      @PrincessNine Год назад +7

      Ah yes, the take of the century. "The dialogues still bad"
      So....like.....it's GOOD we have worse acting????? Most would opt to soften the blow not worsen it

    •  Год назад

      @@PrincessNine yes, it's good that the voice acting is worse, fits better with the script

    • @PrincessNine
      @PrincessNine Год назад +3

      @ literally worse lines have been saved by great deliveries but okay. Fuck effort

  • @relientlykrazie6011
    @relientlykrazie6011 Год назад +13

    Went back and rewatched Vinny react to this scene in the OG version and... yeah, the voice acting does sound better there than here, despite Angeal's monotonous delivery (which might have been what they were going for, he's so dry to compare to Zack's overzealous "puppy-like" nature/delivery).

  • @DAFORCEFilms
    @DAFORCEFilms Год назад +35

    Nobunga-style action with writing by that genius Kojumbo.

  • @FutaYuuta
    @FutaYuuta Год назад +7

    WHAT DO ANGELS DREAM OOOOOOOF???

  • @glitchmaster2672
    @glitchmaster2672 Год назад +7

    Nobunga? No! Me gongaga!

  • @majorghoul9017
    @majorghoul9017 Год назад +22

    Legit shocked that Angeal didn't just kiss Zach on the lips

  • @otakamerd1220
    @otakamerd1220 Год назад +7

    People complain about the dialogue and voice acting but Tomar is in this one

  • @OkamioftheRinnegan
    @OkamioftheRinnegan Год назад +6

    Between this and Birth By Sleep, I think there was just something about the PSP that really brought out the Nobunga in Nobunga.

    • @masteroflight7296
      @masteroflight7296 Год назад +1

      is Nobunga suposed to be Nomura? because he had nothing to do with the original Crisis core other then character design.

  • @racerdawg86
    @racerdawg86 Год назад +90

    i bet to nobunga in japanese it seems ultra mega cool and deep

  • @naranara1690
    @naranara1690 Год назад +8

    I'll never forget when Montezuma declared his revenge against Cortés and posthumously shit the ass of every conquistador. Truly one of the all time

  • @peckneck2439
    @peckneck2439 Год назад +2

    I'm happy that it didn't got a rewrite because it it did you couldn't easily replace new Zack voice actor with his old one lmao

  • @chuganoga1908
    @chuganoga1908 Год назад +10

    I think the original voice actor presented the original script far better. Yeah it can be cheesy at times but who cares it’s a Japanese video game from 2007 just have fun with it. I personally loved this story and how they built Zack as a character and how they explored more into the lore from the FF7 universe.

  • @mrpingasman3079
    @mrpingasman3079 Год назад +8

    My god the voice direction

  • @benwilson936
    @benwilson936 Год назад +6

    1:27 IM NOT GONNA SUGARCOAT IT

  • @McManners100
    @McManners100 Год назад +1

    Angeal gets an angel’s wing. Its like poetry it rhymes

  • @luigiboyinblu
    @luigiboyinblu Год назад +1

    That’s right, I love Final Fantasy VII at its best AND at its worst

  • @sokoTV2
    @sokoTV2 Год назад +13

    If you guys don't know, the english cast for this game is completely recasted from the PSP original. The Japanese cast is the same I hear, but they also rerecorded all the dialogue over there too.

    • @NintendoFan7141
      @NintendoFan7141 Год назад +8

      Its really strange how the original English cast for FF7 got completely recast at some point despite some VAs even saying they were keeping their roles in Remake like a couple years before it actually came out, but every other language got to keep it's cast.
      Makes no sense to me why its just the English cast that got a complete recast.

    • @_Cetarial
      @_Cetarial Год назад +3

      @@NintendoFan7141They were ”too old” or something like that.

    • @Super_Suchi
      @Super_Suchi Год назад +6

      What’s even weirder is that the original voice actors are still playing the characters in kingdom hearts

    • @PrincessNine
      @PrincessNine Год назад +5

      @@NintendoFan7141 the voice director is on some ego trip I swear

  • @KaiserMattTygore927
    @KaiserMattTygore927 Год назад

    this is some amazing speening on the nose writing i've ever seen.

  • @jaredberry4762
    @jaredberry4762 Год назад +2

    Did my man Angeal just do Power Wave?!

  • @Glitch_Man42
    @Glitch_Man42 Год назад +58

    Something tells me the voice direction in this game is not good.

    • @HamsterPants522
      @HamsterPants522 Год назад +5

      something tells me there wasn't a voice director at all

    • @hummingvoid7824
      @hummingvoid7824 Год назад +1

      Either the direction is bad or they intentionally make the voice acting as cheesy as the OG like Shenmue 3... for some reason.

  • @dreamywolfdd
    @dreamywolfdd Год назад +2

    0:47 its like a hyena and a goose enter a room at the same time

  • @kiyopawn
    @kiyopawn Год назад +4

    I played crisis core before knowing anything from Ff7 and it was such a wild ride, I was like what the fuck.

  • @SpookSkellington
    @SpookSkellington Год назад +68

    This is the level of writing you'd see in a bad gay porn, but nowhere near as funny.
    Then again nothing will ever be as funny as "throw me some numbers" or "it gets bigger when i pull it"

    • @jaakarimiquel8473
      @jaakarimiquel8473 Год назад +14

      Embrace your dreams. Your deep dark fantasies.

    • @Weebash14886
      @Weebash14886 Год назад +5

      @@jaakarimiquel8473 "Im sorry Zack
      -Sorry for what ? Your dad told you not to be ashamed of your dreams and honors, especially since your buster sword is such at good size and all"

  • @red_dead_lex6173
    @red_dead_lex6173 Год назад +1

    I personally LOVE this for this game

  • @SinisterShrink
    @SinisterShrink Год назад +7

    Never been into FF so I'm just gonna assume that is the Echo fighter for Cloud, aka Dark Cloud

  • @matttumberman2191
    @matttumberman2191 Год назад +3

    Nothing else out there.

  • @daquaviousbingleton8633
    @daquaviousbingleton8633 Год назад +2

    Its like the Agnus Redux cutscene from dmc4 but completely devoid of irony.

  • @BaldorfBreakdowns
    @BaldorfBreakdowns Год назад +2

    0:28 the line sounds like it's being read as a question.

  • @greatsaiyaguy8868
    @greatsaiyaguy8868 Год назад +21

    John Mulaney sounding ass

  • @eckitronix
    @eckitronix Год назад +5

    Embrace the memes, and you'll relive your dreams.
    Also I know it's anime swordsmen in a sci fi world fighting over not realistically much but Vinny still over here channeling Zero's Traumatic Loss lmfao

  • @_black_bird
    @_black_bird Год назад +1

    Playing the remaster was my first time and my reactions were very similar

  • @SciontheDark
    @SciontheDark Год назад +27

    Man. The OG Zack VA does such a better job. This guy sounds like he's holding his nostrils shut.

    • @enricomugoy5869
      @enricomugoy5869 Год назад

      Better or not, the writing is still dog shite. You can't do much if the script is trash.

  • @ashencometmom5291
    @ashencometmom5291 3 месяца назад +1

    there are two kinds of people:
    -people who thought this was really cool as teenagers and now find it cringe
    -people who called it cringe as teenagers to look mature and are now ready to admit that they genuinely like it

  • @vanilla8956
    @vanilla8956 Год назад +23

    This feels written by AI

  • @boomerangmonkey8263
    @boomerangmonkey8263 Год назад +4

    That script is Final FANCY!

  • @ryanfrick2190
    @ryanfrick2190 Год назад +5

    He sounds like "🤓"

  • @isame731
    @isame731 Год назад +1

    0:02 the tiger poster

  • @Markeplier23
    @Markeplier23 Год назад +4

    Me? Nobunga.

  • @hooty8703
    @hooty8703 Год назад +3

    This is popsicle stick tier writing

  • @OtherMomo
    @OtherMomo Год назад +67

    this is why i dont play japanese games in english, its so hard to keep tone without re-doing the pacing of the dialogue of the WHOLE GAME's animations

    • @OtherMomo
      @OtherMomo Год назад +14

      wait i do play MonHun in english, the player call-outs are useful
      "IT'S TARGETING YOU!" okay ill stop mashing for a sec

    • @arzfan29
      @arzfan29 Год назад +17

      99% of them are good in English, this is a rare example of one that isn't super good

    • @Moshca
      @Moshca Год назад +5

      The original game had good voice acting

    • @urbiznesnunuv6938
      @urbiznesnunuv6938 Год назад

      Or the game is just shit

    • @Oroxom3
      @Oroxom3 Год назад

      I only play some japanese games in english NOW. Dubs have improved a lot... but some cases are... qeird haha

  • @Bessux
    @Bessux Год назад +3

    I am working for Hollander now... Thank you for asking.

  • @benjaminnewell5214
    @benjaminnewell5214 Год назад +1

    Angeal should have been the one to fill Vinny's dark soul with light

  • @TheInquisitor26
    @TheInquisitor26 Год назад

    “Spell it out, buddy”

  • @Filthma
    @Filthma Год назад +21

    I'll admit I have more nostalgia for this game than possibly any game ever but... I swear, the original voice acting makes this dialogue work so much better. What is going on here maaaan?

    • @lotus2001
      @lotus2001 Год назад +1

      it’s called copium

  • @thefireisonfire
    @thefireisonfire Месяц назад

    "Well then what are they?" Angels wings! "I see" might be the funniest poorly delivered line ive ever seen in a video game and i love it

  • @CACOaugus1o
    @CACOaugus1o Год назад +2

    I have the impression Angeal's lines were suposed to be delivered with sarcasm. But they just read the lines straightfaced.

  • @YuckyRory
    @YuckyRory Год назад +1

    The wings of an Angeal

  • @diegomedina9637
    @diegomedina9637 Год назад +2

    No, Gongaga wrote this.

  • @MMDTrxsh
    @MMDTrxsh 7 месяцев назад +1

    "World dominatio-"
    *_"That's not even funny, man!"_*

  • @Sr_Santana195
    @Sr_Santana195 Год назад +4

    Oh the cheese

  • @thedingleberrybush6076
    @thedingleberrybush6076 Год назад +3

    Did...did they just The Roomify Crisis Core?

  • @seankkg
    @seankkg Год назад

    I can't with those new voice actors.

  • @sergioescobar1391
    @sergioescobar1391 Год назад +3

    Genius Nobunga

  • @d00gz_
    @d00gz_ Год назад +1

    Damn they turned it into a final fantasy game 😔

  • @neo-giu
    @neo-giu Год назад

    0:56 WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOR

  • @FlCl3000
    @FlCl3000 Год назад +3

    This powerful cringe hit me so hard when I was a teen
    It’s so hilarious but I still love it

  • @EisenSMT
    @EisenSMT 3 месяца назад +1

    Most bad voice acting comes down to direction. I can almost guarantee the actors were told to speak this way to convey that 2000s cheese

  • @eddygotitbad
    @eddygotitbad Год назад

    This Is Cinema
    -Martin Scorsese

  • @pimposki6232
    @pimposki6232 Год назад +16

    are there any japanese speakers here? please tell me this is just awkward localisation, like raiden's line about "the rain transformed" and snake's "you were the lightning in that rain. you can still shine through the darkness" in MGS4

    • @Hwyadylaw
      @Hwyadylaw Год назад +5

      It's a lot better in Japanese, but it's not as massive of a difference as in MGS4

    • @sunshineskystar
      @sunshineskystar Год назад +2

      It's probably as painful as it is in japanese. They love this kind of writing for some reason.