School Bullying | Indian Stand Up Comedy by Chirag Panjwani
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- Happy Teachers’ Day. Ek baar baith ke count kiya tha , maine 44 teachers se maar khayi hai.
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Edit and Grade: Anuj Mehta
Sound mixing: Varun Patil
Intro animation: Ameya Agrawal and Kushal Subramanya (@ame_yaar and @kussub)
Shot and recorded by The Habitat Team at The Comedy Roulette event at The Habitat, Mumbai. To know more about such live shows: / indiehabitat
Live Producer: Balraj Singh Ghai
The Habitat Audio Team: Yash Rajiv Barse:
The Habitat Video Team: Vivian Castelino
Special Thanks: Laksh Nayak, Nisarg Avashia. Aditi Ganatra, Debarshi Majumdar, Masoom Rajwani, Shivam Lakhanpal, Ujan Bhattacharjee, Raunaq Rajani, Saurabh Bothra
Disclaimer: This is a scripted comedy routine written and performed by the artist and contains fictional stories. These are just jokes, made solely for the purpose of the viewer’s entertainment. No insult, offence or disrespect is intended to any person, entity, organisation or profession. Nothing contained in this video attempts to or intends to hurt any sentiment and or hurt any sentiment and/or malign the reputation of any person or entity, living or dead, or make any comment or judgements about the procedures or preferences of such person or entities. The actual events are very sad and the audience used to feel bad for me when I told them the actual stories. So I have tweaked every story to confuse you if I am a good person or not. #StandUpComedy #SchoolComedy #SchoolBullying
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FIRST REPLY SIR PLEASE GIVE ME A HEART!
Indore aajao plizzz
peterian how aap 😂😂!!!
“Actor banna hai isko?” Omg 🤣🤣
Ban jyega ... ✨🔥
It took me some time to get the joke
😂
That was dark af
Tumko to ni ban na actor😂😂
Bro I'm from St. Conrads and can totally relate to Peter's jokes.
I also have taken admission in DPS in 11th and bullying change is real 😂😂.....
maza aagaya yaar! bohot hi funny. 🙌🙌
Peter's and DPS supremacy😂😂
I also studied at a school in agra for 8 years and i can assure you, he is saying the truth! 🤣🤣
Peters?
@@Udit.Mathur Yes 💯
Which school
By the I m from shivalik
Peters supremacy
We've been told that Bonjour Sir's cane (the Black Cobra) has been kept as a memento somewhere in school and honestly, it felt great to relive some memories of Peter's, Chirag! Great success ahead!
Thank you Nice Naman
tum hi ho kya boondi?
Bundi ka raita?
Bhai tu hi h kya boondi😂😂
holy shit bundi commented
Literally watching atleast 5th time for that apache's kid story....such a great story telling
Chirag so happy to see you brother,throwback to your fluent delivering skills when you ,me abhyduay used to do debates and speeches at our catholic convent school !!!! Haha cheers
Didi boys school me aap kya karne jaati thi!!?? Btw ye sab sach hai kya??😅😅
@@ashish____ wahi jiska 2 se zyada londo se hookup tha😂😂😂
I always guess the height of comedians by the logo in background 🤣 Great set by the way and storytelling! 🔥
hahaha
The gang of that convent school have deep fondness for bonjour sir. This bit was the best memoir our Alma Mater in Agra.
Bhaiya mai bhi 11 me isi saal boys high school gya hu …….bhut marte hai ….lekin mai abhi bhi maar nahi khaya😣…..bhai dimag kharab raheta hai ……notebook ke liye marte hai ……11 me notebook kaun banata hai😭😭
Congratulations abhi tak bache ho
It illegal to punish the child in school. You can file case under section 75 & 82 of JJ Act 2015 and several other relevant sections.
Even I am from the same school man
Loved it❤️
Really miss Bonjour sir
Konsa school hai bhai ye mai bhi agra se hi hu 😂
Peter's
Sir ka naam "bonjour" tha?
Fantastic performance @chirag panjwani , u just recalled all the memories of Peter's.... and yes bonjour sir will always be in our heart... He is the best teacher of Peter's. ❣️❣️
To be honest, most underrated.. artist ... Always enjoyed your set💕
😂😂😂😂 mast joke mara re
He is underrated because of his unfunny jokes
Wow you really hate me dude
@@ChiragPanjwani famous hone ki nishani ki ..😂 haters aane start ho jaye.. good luck bro😊
@@RahulP572 baat to sahi hai
Loved it 😂😂😂I also studied in Boys school for 10 years😂
I’m sorry
@@ChiragPanjwani 🤣🤣
@@AnkitMishraa5 😂😂😂
@@ChiragPanjwani😂😂😂
Dude you can be a voice over Artist for animated characters.
That 10 sec visualization of a pickel is much better than what Nora fatehi can do
Bonjour Sir, the most iconic personality St.Peter's ever had! 🙌
Sounds like a journey from Peters to Pauls ... Agra people will understand :D
You're right about one school
i loved it dude...you are amzing...my stomach hurts i literally laugh out loud....keep going man!!
Great tribute to your teachers 😎 😂😂. Took me back to peters. Would love to see you live sometime.
Solo Shows in Bangalore , Gurgaon and Kolkata. Tickets : in.bookmyshow.com/events/chirag-panjwani-live/ET00343392
you got that charm bud and calm story telling skills, keep it going
this vid got me recommended and i binged all your videos
Man you should post more , you are funny af
Agra walo ko pata hai ki he's talking about St.Peters College Agra😂🙌
@Chirag Panjwani I am also studying in st. Peter's college, agra so I can relate very well😂😂
I loved how every punch was so relatable and true, I've been in Agra for 7 years I've thousands of memories of my school life and on every joke I could imagine my friends doing the stuff. Truly Wholesome!!
Enjoyed it😂, audience thodi light thi but, that Home-Work wala pun deserved a better laugh
Who all are from peters
Legit binge watched all your videos🤣Dekho dekho boondi uchhal rahi hai👏🏻😆Great set bro!
This is amazing as usual Chirag! 😁😁Keep uploading more videos ❤️
I am a teacher now N had the most beautiful novodayan life so for me this set is memory land. Bhai maza aa gaya. Thank you for this set
Proud #Navodian
I studied Georges in for 6 years and I feeling your pain
By far the best one from you Chirag !! 🎉🎉 कूडोस
The name of my bully was also Naman and he was 2 yrs YOUNGER than me. All the characteristics are same too. The only difference was that I never spoke up and now, after 6yrs, also I am scared of him. The worst part, he lives in my society.
Best 😂😂
Full of nostalgia 👍👍
Maza aa gaya 😀
Your best work so far! And the best part .. its not even an exaggeration 😂😂😂😂
Awesome video man! We miss Bonjour sir and peters, good old days❤ would love to attend a live show! Keep up buddy!
peters se dps tak ka safar lmao
Sbko hearty, toh mereko bhi hearty 😂
Loved your golden experience 💕
I was laughing while feeling bad the whole time 😂😂 hope all students are okay
Black Cobra 😂 diary in pants 😂
It's mind blowing 😂😂😂😂 too much relatable..... Loved it ❤️
Bro you look like cricketer from lagan😂😂 .. nice set bro . Keep growing 🤛💪. Love from jharkhand
stand up comedies which are more like story telling are perfectttt>>>>
I was in the live show and during the whole show I was thinking ye banda sach m bahut funny hai yaar🤣
"Wife bhi hw nhi karti thi" lmao
Amazing set !!
Well well I’ve watched this 4 times now on separate days obviously.
Good job brother
Exam stress se bahar aane ke liye dekhta hun har exam ke ek din pehle 😂😂
that loduchand-loduchand... @ 2:15 😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂
No backchodi pure content (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
St. Peter's ??🤣🤣
yupp
Bonjour sir 😂😂
just wondered about the audience who were still laughing...
all the best
Starting me aise laga ki Sandeep Maheswari v ajkal comedy karne laga. School ki yaadein taja ho gayi. Nice one bro
8th Class me BC Kon Bacche Hookup Kar Rahe Hai XD
Great stuff brother.
I am also a proud peterian !!
Kuch bhi ho. . Bonjour Sir would be proud of you bhai. . (God bless his soul)
Keep growing, keep rising!
Plus,
I hope Naman doesn't mind. . 🤭 🐒
Bhyiiii bohot funny. Bohot aage jayega ye boii😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was being bullied my entire school and college life ,my facecut skin colour curly hair resembles like African migrant ,various nicknames various teases all my study life ,hurts a lot ,plzzzz guys bring awareness to our next Generation
Fantastic writing and performance!
yaaar peters ki yaad dila diiii. nostalgiaa
How many Hindu schools, if any ??
Useless teachers, forget English...Hindi or Sanskrit were a far cry!!!!
Dude!!!😂😂😂my name is Srushtee and my boyfriend used to be my classmate in 6th std and I used to bully him a lot😂😂. Oh god this brings back memories. Loved this video
Chirag bhai ke aage koi bol sakta hai kya?
i was a student of St. George's in agra and each thing he said is true about the school where teachers dont beat but student bully does exist
But St. George's isn't a all boys school
And Bonjour sir was in St. Peter's
St. George's ❤️
Told some new untold fact about bollywood :- actror bnna hai isko.
Amazing sir 🤣🤣🤣
Insane between-the-lines comedy 😂😂🔥
Amazing Stand Up 🔥🔥🔥
Gajab😂
Actor banna hai isko
Bhai ...
Very nice 👍
Arrey Nishith. Thank you
Sooo good!! 😂
I am in Peter's and I am proud of it!
Bro I can seriously relate to this hard Abhi bworld hua tha hindi Bhashotsav bhi magan sir, Harry sir Yaad hai aapko?
I am from Anthony's agra and I am sure he is talking about peters ! 😂
i subcribed you man... you really deserve it
Are you talking about ST PETER'S BRO 😂😂😂
🤣🤣 This is EPIC. Keep going brother.
😂😂 i love your sarcasm and way of delivering jokes n stories !!
I have also study form st Peter's college Bindal sir Gyan sir Glen sir Magan sir he is saying 100% truth... rip bonjour sir 🙏🙏
Watched your first video and subscribed. Very good set, looking forward for more!
Bhai really enjoyed it...
You were talking about Peter's and DPS, right?
As Chirag bhai jo sir ki aap baat kar rha ho Peter ma tha 1 hi school ha devil wala but now it has been changed and now teri is new teachers Rahul sir 😂😂
bhai bahot he umda....har chez mein full on mark..last time you were nervous ..this time you came much stronger...keep it up bro
That after leg day wala joke is damn relatable. I was literally crying over my legs before watching his show.😂😂
I'm Naman. Well done. Ab hum third target dhoondte hain 😂
Oh man, he is saying truth….
school yaad dilaa diya x-petarians rocks
Best jokes among contemporary stand up videos. 🧿🧿
I remember there was a teacher in my school who was new and we heard somewhere, that he was a criminal 🤣🤣
Raita jokes were damn good 🤣🤣🤣🤣
ST PETER'S AGRA
the school he studied in was definitely DPS 😭
Deepak Chahar+Harshal Patel😐
😂😂
“Bonjour sir ke pair choo lo is real”😂
Kudos man , really enjoyed it👍🏻
Funny dude 😂😂
Chirag Panjwani ❤❤
You are amazing bro...don't give up good days are coming....your timing and content is impeccable
Shabbashh bhai, per chune wala yaad aa gaya, or harry sir ki cobra ko mene let let k khaya hai, 🙈 and RIP Bonjour sir 🙏 #legend.
bhai kya tum mere batch waale prateek jain ho ?
I am also from Peter's and all this still prevails but now upto certain level
Peterian life ❤️😂
You are good...badhiya storytelling skill h bhai aapki..bahut aage jaaoge
I was also in catholic convent school and there used to be a teacher who used to drill a child's ear of nursery with her sharp nails and make holes, even if the last injury wasn't cure, she used to bite the ears with her mail every time