Peer Pressure | Stand Up Comedy by Chirag Panjwani
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- #StandUpComedy #Comedy #StandUp
I talk about the pressure of hanging out with stoners and about being updated politically. Let me know in the comments whether you guys have heard about the contributions made by Major Ram.
For enquiries, please drop a mail to : panjwanic7@gmail.com
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DISCLAIMER : This is a scripted comedy routine written and performed by the artist and contains fictional stories. These are just jokes, made solely for the purpose of the viewer’s entertainment. Also, in the video I’m saying that I’ve never even tried anything so NCB if you’re reading this then I am on your side.
No insult, offence or disrespect is intended to any person, entity, organization or profession. Nothing contained in this video attempts to or intends to hurt any sentiment and or hurt any sentiment and/or malign the reputation of any person or entity, living or dead, or make any comment or judgements about the procedures or preferences of such person or entities. I am judging the people who still like HIMYM though. Shame on you.
Venue courtesy : Happy High, ShahpurJat, Delhi ( Thank you Ashish Kwatra, Prakhar Pramod and Arun KS)
Edit and Grade : Waseel Rizvi
Sound mixing : Sreejith Menon
Intro Outro animation : Shikha Sharma
Immense gratitude to Nishant Suri for letting me record in his show
Special Thanks : Aditya Pandey, Baneet Chhabra, Bhavneet, Debarshi Majumdar, Kartik Kala, Kaustubh Agarwal, Laksh Nayak, Md Anas, Nitin Mandal, Rajasekhar Mamidanna, Shivam Lakhanpal, Sanshrut Khanna, Shivam Sachdeva, Swati Sachdeva, Vijay Yadav, Vivek Muralidharan
Kharab lage toh dislike button daba dena but ganda ganda bolna mat main bahut sensitive hun.
If you would like to attend my solo show live, tickets for all cities are below.
Tickets : in.bookmyshow.com/events/chirag-panjwani-live/ET00343392
If you city is not mentioned please let me know and i'll add a show there.
Agartala, Tripura
Bhai you look like Wahab Riaz!
Never the answer has been : "It is illegal" ....... what a punchline 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That farmer bill punch that we need crop 🤣🙌
oo bhaai, nice video, almost chocked laughing :)
Funny throughout...❤️
Video viral na hua toh I'll help, kyuki "Main hoon na"
Okay
Mera nahi ho rha
@@dmonslayer uska khud ka nhi ho rha 🥲
sabke paas Monil nehin hotey Laxman.
Ha
Audience is still searching about Project Milap and Major Ram😂😂
Talking about herbs but all I hear are giggles from the audience
This the best (also the only) comment so far
Freakin awesome. Soo good too see you back with this killer video. ❤🔥🔥.
Dosto no kanjoosee in sharing!
arre sir aap yha......your best line is....uncle chhodne ko bola tha chodne ko nh😂😂😂😂
I think You are most good looking stand-up comedian. You have got a nice smile. Also you can make people laugh without taking so much strain.
You should try movies. Or somebody should try him on their movie.
I rarely laugh out loud at standup pieces but this was amazing, it made me laugh my heart out😍
Your comedy feels also addictive as it is my 3rd time watching this,keep posting more otherwise i would feel withdrawal symptoms 😂👍
I agree.
It is our privilege that we get to see such funny and hilarious 10 - 11 minutes of your thoughts. 😂😂✌🏻
Amazing set..!!
Epic agra😊
Live Show Ticket Link
linktr.ee/Ichaadhari_naag
This was the closest to reality performance in a standup. Specially the triggering and sales part. I've done it in the past, I didn't like the experience but those friends who are still doing this always push me to join, it's just a common behaviour among addicts, they know deep inside it's bad, but they want everyone to join in so that their moral compass can justify their actions as it gives some self validation that everyone else around is spoiling their life as well..
What moral compass? It is legal in US and Europe and also during Holi in India. Bhaang pi ke to kisika moral compass nhi dagmagata? Fir sadhu sant bhi bindaas foonkte hai. Tab kaha jaata hai logo ka moral compass? Anyway India me bhi legal ho jaega very soon, thanks to our govt. I think you are searching for validation for not being able to have the fun that your friends are having. They just want you to have fun with them too. Trust me once u experience it, you wont think about validation and useless things for an hour or so. But its your choice to remain in ur reality.
@@T3Rmin4LCuRi0siTy Lol isse jyada misleading maine kuch dekha hi nhi as usual😂 Ye chutiye wale maje kisko chahiye. Meri ek avg bottle daru iske packet se mahangi aati h. To isme na to kuch classy h. Or kahe ka enjoy bhikari jaise kachre me mare pade rhenge or dhua ka ring bana k khush, aa gya jindagi ka swad. Maine actually try kiya h honestly shuru ka 1-2 exp bekar hota h, fir baad me insan dhire dhire adopt hone lagta h, fir continuity badhti h, fir chutiya katta h, fir drugs, charas chije milti h fir narak hi swarg feel hone lagta h😂
Isse achha h occasionally kuch lene ka, reality me jinda rahne ka meditate kr skta h insan chahe to jaruri nhi ganjedi banna. Kisi ko force nhi krna chahiye nasha hamesha khud ki marji se ho to hi achha lagta h. Plus wo sadhu sant wala logic alg h udhar unko moh maya se matlb nhi h. Bhang or ganja dono hi similar type ka nasha hota h btw lekin bhang mostly Holi me chalta h daily krna bekar h lekin koi v addict insan ko maine aaj tk nhi dekha ki wo isko accept kare ki ganja ya bhang nuksan krta h ulta aate h bewde ki lungs k liye faydemand h😂
Or US me boht limited jagah jaise ki California me legal h. Or vese LA prostitution v legal h. Or gambling v legal h. Morality na sirf laws k paar ki chij h. Jaise ki freedom of speech legal h, morality ki baat tab aati h jab hm chahe to logo ko mislead kr k ladai kara de apni freedom of speech ka use kr k jaise neta krte h, lekin nhi kiye to wo morality h.
Vese overall limited me chije thik hi hoti h, lekin ye khud ko chutiya banane ki baat h....
@@T3Rmin4LCuRi0siTy kaise mentality hai yarr tumhare matlab tum galat kar rahe toh tumhare sath wale bhi kare taki sab sath mae mare wahh... aur govt ka kya hai unko toh aise narcotics se fayada hai toh wo maybe legal kar hee de...wo toh tum pe depend karta hai na ke tum kya karte ho....anyway but please aise pressurize mat karo jo nahi kar rahe naahi criticism pass karo kyuki afterall galat hai ye back of mind mae sabko pata hai ... kuch respect karo iss body ke 😐
@@sakshi5946 kisne bola galat hai? I am sure ye daru ki companies ke studies hi bolte hai. Poori duniya ko daaru sahi lagta hai aur friends ek dusre ko force karte hai pine ke liye. Fir road rage, accident, sexual harrasment aur domestic violence karte hai daru ke nashe me. Ye sab chor ke agar log weed ko galat samajhte hai to unki buddhi koi kaam ka nahi hai.
Your level of confidence is commendable. You were at ease the whole time. And I thoroughly appreciate your sincerity about not smoking or drinking. Majority of the stand up comics bore me with unnecessary MC BC language and stoner stories.
It's really not funny. It just shows how people have strayed away from their lives. I'll look forward to seeing more of you. Best wishes!
You're in line with Amit Tandon, Vinay Sharma, Chirayu Mistry, Rajat Chauhan, Joel D'Souza, Kjeld Shreshtha, Vivek Muralidharan and Sridhar Venkatraman. Great job, brother. Keep it up. 👏👏👏👏👍❤️💐
It is your privilege! *Laxman gesture over head* 🔥🔥🤣🤣
Seriously man.. amazing..I hardly laugh while watching standup comedy videos now-a-days..but this was definitely at another level ❤️
Same bro 😂 I can feel you 😂
Sooo good man.. You give a very chilled out vibes.. Great set and very relatable too.. Keep it up and best wishes..
"cheez addictive hai ke nai ye to insan pe depend karta hai ❤️ gold.' great video, and beautifully shot.
Thanks Amar rocks singh zing
@@ChiragPanjwani bhai mai bhi binge watch addictive hu aur chhot nhi rahi kya kare
This is your privilege that you are not uploading more videos.
I didn't expect it to be this much good before I clicked!
You are awesome bruhhhhh
What a great set man. Loved it.
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@@ChiragPanjwani 😂
Comedy was great :D and so was the music at the end ! Does someone know the name of the full track used in the video at the time of intro and at the end ??
I know , but i will never tell so that you have to watch my video again whenever you want to listen to it.
You had me when you said "never i have heard it's illegal" 😂😂
Bhaang is NOT ILLEGAL, only GANJA IS REGULATED. Even GANJA IS NOT ILLEGAL in some parts of the country.
Major Ram ka dad was killed in combat
I died laughing 😂😭😂
Hope you're with Major Ram's Dad now
@@ChiragPanjwani good one 😂😂
@@ChiragPanjwani ps-lmao ded
I didn't get the project milaap joke (guess it's my privilege (TT) ) otherwise an entertaining set bhai. Keep moving forward!
Sabko samajh nahi ata Laxman
John Abraham in tushar Kapoor’s body 😂
Legends mark your attendance here 😁
Funniest guy I know.
- Sent from the 5th dimension
Jio jio
Amazing bro.. simply amazing.. very unique way of delivery.. you could be the next big thing... Keep it up 🤟
Kya badhiya comeback brother... Funny and edgy as always.. All the best bhai...
Who else feels tat this guy looks like Wahab Riaz?
He looks like mini John Abraham.
Clean comedy is Hard...he makes it look easy 👍🏼
It feels like he is turning pain into jokes🙂...
Btw good work💯👍
Seriously cool stand up ever seen 😁😇
Chirag bhai ke aage koi bol sakta hai kya?
Awesome content❤️👌..and btw you have pretty good English dude...saw your podcast....and ended up seeing your standup...😊
Too awesome! And 100% relatable
This is the best set I have seen in the entire year
so good
Project Milaap
Bhai apki awaaz farhan Akhtar jaisi hI
You have some IQ,,keep goin brother 👍🤗
In Canada cannabis is legal... So you can no longer call it a drug, officially...
In Canada you have to refer cannabis as herb...
political comedy which is actually funny is rare now a days great work bro
Seamless joke delivery, I really like it. ❤️
Loved it 😄 that having opinion part 😅😂
From Pakistan 🇵🇰
It's strange how I haven't seen his videos before,,,his work is amazing
At 5:04, You said “People you have DATED”
So you run on a treadmill🏃♀️ Both the ways ????
😃😃
Teri Music cassette dono side se bajjti hai kya…??
😂😂
Tu leta bhi h aur deta ….!?!?
🤣🤣
That 'Mai Hoon Na' reference in the end 😂
You killed it 😂😂🔥🔥
One of the best act I have ever seen.You will be among the very best in near future.
Itna confidence toh mujhe bhi nahi hai but thanks yaar
@@ChiragPanjwani 😂😂😂😂
@@ChiragPanjwani we both are from same college. And kudos to the act. It's very fresh n way too good
effortless yet so funny .. Maza agya Bhai. Tune Kamal Kar dia.
Upcoming days u definitely become 1M subscribe 😁😁 ur jokes r too good
panjwani is what stand up comedy is all about. stuff from our lives, that we struggle with, and is funny when you look at it.
Watching your videos is addictive.....more addictive than American TV shows.. 😝
Waiting for new videos and shows (in jaipur🙄).
Same yar, humare parents ne bhi hume teenage mein aate samay hi bol diya tha ki buri habits se dur raho otherwise you will only have to face the repercussions....
After a long time....found something fresh...🤣👍
I love your way of comedy 😂😂😂😭
Kya legend aadmi ho yaar tum. And it's visible tum genuinely confused ho. Mast hai bro!
"Albeit - Even though or although"
Har bhari video dekhte waqt search karna padta hai....😅
Never add (forced) subtitles in your video
It takes away your punch lines
Indo pak me o kuch nahi h.. ind pak sunne me accha nahi lgta.. jese Mumbai valo ko Mumbaite nahi bole Mumbaikar bolte h.. Delhi valo ko delhite bolte h..
I'm so high fk where did I walk into....is this pubg tournament stream ...
Project milap 😀😀
Nicely done bhai.
Ye John Abraham standup comedy kabse karne lga 😂😂 lagta hai movie flop hoyi bhai ki
Bhai... you're supremely underrated
You fucking killed it there...just fuck this chutiya audience.
Video viral hoga...hum karenge viral 🤘🏻
Expecting 500K subscribers by the end of 2023 🎉
The audience missed to appreciate that call back at 8:00.
That one girl 👧 in audience that says “that’s true”@8:23….🤣🤣
Maine usko bhi bhai bol diya yaar galti se
+1 for algorithm. Pls make him the next big thing algo god's.
Excellent and innovative
🎉 so true… no one talks about netflix addicts …ganja cigarette/netflix se to better hai
KAAFI BHADIYA JOKES AUR UNKI DELIVERY EPIC VID💯
Chigar ji
Yr content itna aacha hoke bhi subscriber nhi h
Feeling sad 😢
Dukhi kya hona tum he subscribe kardo
@@ChiragPanjwani saari video dekli share krdi subscribe kr diya bhai
Like bhi krdi buss isi viedo pe comment kra buss
Young punit pania with hair 🤣
Bina khud use kiye, bhai itna achha explain kr hi nhi skta.... 😉😉😉😉🤫🤫🤫🤫
Political comedy mat karo yaar 😔
Chah ke bhi nahi kar paayunga
Brilliant ! Mazaa aya 😂
मैं चार साल से गांजा फूंक रहा हूँ। मुझे तो आदत नहीं लगी गांजे की।
Bhai aap Wahab Riaz aur Deepak Chahar lag rahe! Also, nice content!
Project milaap 😂
It was a masterstroke
Who the fuck doesn't know about Major Ram?
"Kharab lage toh dislike button daba dena but ganda ganda bolna mat main bahut sensitive hun." ok
You look like Sasta Deepak Chahar He is an Indian Bowler
Left me hotties wala kya context ? Audience?
Main chutiya hu ...ki aapke last wale kuch jokes thode hard the ? 🙂
Bhai stage name ganjwani rkh le bhau bdiya famous hoga
4:20 bilkul additive nhi hai bhai mai khud roj peeta hu pr aaj kr additive nhi huva mai 🙂🙂
Amazing set!👌🏻
man I love your content. keep growing you are destined to be on top if you continue this humour
8:25 this was epic!!! main chutiya hu mera dimag chutiya ha xD
Keep doing the great work! 🙏🏻
This needs to be viral
You are soooooooooo cute!❤❤❤❤❤and hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤌🤌🤌
Date krne wale bhi "bhai" bolte h 🤣🤣
Sai stoned hai vo bhi 😂
I agree that weed is not at all addictive, I have been smoking every day for 10+ years now; but don't get addicted to it!!!😊
You deserve more subs bro.❤️💕