Did you hear about the one where she booped a tiny amount of frosting on his nose and he got mad and smashed a whole slice into her hair? She said she regrets holding back her tears and wishes she had called him out right then.
the kind of husband that starts stabbing the furniture and presents at a gender reveal party when it's revealed, scaring the wife (That was an occurrence btw...)
It's often the only thing they know. When you grow up watching your parents be cruel to each other, neglect you, scream at you, this prime you as a target for an abusive dude who wants a punching bag.
@@celisewillisyeah. What's worse is that they think this is what love is and that true love is what they have. When you tell them that they deserve better they tell you that nothing could be better.
What's so sad is that people like this are the people who ALWAYS pumps out a kid or two or idfk how many and those kids just end up traumatized or messed up💀
@@celisewillis I grew up with my parents constantly fighting and being miserable with each other (they are somehow still married after 53 years). That made me decide it is better to be alone than be with someone who makes me miserable.
Literally worked with a woman whose story wasn’t much different. He also cheated on her. She took him back. Proudly proclaimed “He tried the rest and came back to the best.” Thankfully they never had kids.
The poor makeup artist for brides who have actual crazy love stories like if they say or do anything they could be blamed for the wedding not going through so you gotta just bite your tongue 🥺😭
He's definitely not a red flag, hes a walking green flag. He wanted to protect her from that dude, isnt that so sweet. He even bought a weapon just *incase* charles attack her, how sweet!
No lie, one of my ex boyfriends drew a gun on me during a fight. It wasn't until my most recent ex's told me that I could have been killed did it set in... over 10 years later.
It's exactly like grammas story after grandpa died. Just misses the "he went to my high-school and waited there for me every day, so what could I do, of course I married him."
Ugh my psycho ex had my head so twisted I once told him I expected him gone by the time I got home from work. He wasn't. He begged to just hold my hand to talk to me and explain. I grudgingly agreed and found myself handcuffed to him and a promise ring shoved onto my finger as he begged\demanded that we stay together. Stupid me was won over by the fact that be actually put in the effort to ride the bus to the pawn shop to get the cuffs and ring and was willing "to risk everything for love." To my abused and neglected self it seemed so romantic. Now knowing what I know about his criminal behavior I wonder if the cuffs were something he already had and the ring was taken from one of his other victims.
These are the people that when I was younger I'd be envious that they were getting married because I thought you had to be " good enough to get married"😂😂😂
Really hope you keep reacting to this because I loved your reaction and commentary. The movie is plot wise closer to the original novel, but I would say the series is actually more faithful to the novels as far as the characters, their relationships, and the vibe of the story.
OMG, I have this moment with friend of friend who dating this very famous actor of my country then started telling us about how one night he scrolled through her instagram to 2016 which they not even know each other yet and called her to yell at her in the middle of the night then blamed her for making him not prepared for shooting the next day. Everyday she has to take a selfie of her outfit and if he’s not agree with it she has to change. Now he meet all her friends and start to isolate her from any friends he’s not approved. The admiration changes to horror so fast for me,lol
This was me at a childhood acquaintance’s bridal shower. How she started listing about how he won’t let her decorate the house unless he approves of it, and how he won’t even let her bring fruits into the house because he hates fruits. He’s also a cop, which was already a red flag to me considering cops have some of the highest domestic violence rates against their wives. Really hope she knows what she’s doing…
Me and my ex for real lmaooo. His proposal was an ultimatum. And he blackmailed me to get back with him 🤣 I didn’t go through with it ofc but loool. Had me out here healing for 3 years.
This exact situation, minus the shotgun, happened to a friend of mine. On again, off again until he left for a job and decided he didn't want a LDR so he could bang as many girls as he wanted. My friend started dating again, he found out, came back, proposed, and they were married 3 days later. He was abusive, but she stayed with him for around 6 years, even after he broke her wrist. She is doing better now. Crazy.
Stop there’s a guy named Jeremy who’s abusing my old coworker and she’s ready to move several states away with him. this guy was also hitting on me while they were together. Like, girl, n o, run away!!
They're going to interview you for the true crime doc and surprise! She did it with an axe in the living room so that she can go back with the high school sweetheart.
"Mama, tell us about how you got married." Her: (💖☺️😭🥺😮💨💔🫂💋🔫💍🥹❤️🔥😇💋) "...Papa..? Your side of the story?" Him: No one steals what's mine, even after I threw it away. So her choices were to either marry and stay with me no matter what or to die... "...I feel so bad for Mama."
@@LevitheEldritchAbominationImmortal just means you don't age, right? If you're invincible then you would probably have issues killing yourself. Being invincible and immortal would mean you don't die at all.
@ville__jail, jail for one thousand years, do not pass go, do not collect one hundred dollars, no bless yous for guaicamo, nothing, this is a prison comment
Final two paragraphs smush something in about how the neighbor called the cops on them like 8 times and the guy killed their cat in retaliation but they somehow make the neighbor sound like a crabby, unreliable busybody.
@ville__ I can't tell if this is a vile, dark "joke" to comparatively point out the horrors of the truth this video is based on or a genuine sentiment... If the latter, please seek help. There is no reality where either situation should be condoned or accepted...
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I had a moment like this...was maid of honor & day before wedding, bride starts telling me about all this horrible shit her fiance & his family is doing to her. I tried to tell her that she can call it off & I'd support her...she told me to STFU, she was going through with it & just wanted to vent....I wanted to cry.
Yes, this is the worst part. When they say they just want u to listen n not give advice. . . And then they proceed to tell u how their partner is a man child, alcoholic, workaholic, emotionally stunted, doesn't do any chores, and says they will only marry ur friend if their parents approve of ur friend. . . N all u can do is sit there listening to dis horror story bcuz ur friend is convinced that they can get their partner to get off alcohol n dat wud somehow solve all their problems.
This is like me at my friend’s wedding. She starts telling me that they met at a rave and at that very moment his baby mama was in the hospital giving birth to his fourth child, but he was at a rave instead of being with her. Clearly, it was a sign he loved children! Then, after getting pregnant because he was too embarrassed to ask his sister for a condom, she wore him down over several years and breakups until he agreed to marry her. Ah, true love. At the wedding as he and his best men lined up in their best jeans, we saw something a little weird and oh shit! Yep! They were crips, in their colors and packing! The vows were very romantic. She sang him a song and when asked, “Do you take her to be your wife?” He shrugged, laughed, and said, “Sure, man. I guess.” *swoon* We left early when the groom’s mom shot up in the port-a-potty and tried to fist fight my mom. I do not talk to this friend anymore.
even with the emotional neglect, sudden threats of violence, and generally abusive behavior, i think the real crime is thinking "are we doing this thing or what?" is a sufficient proposal
Fr, saying he's passionate when he went with such a lazy proposal. Like what's even the point of stalking someone if you're gonna half-ass the most important part? Even bad boys on Wattpad are more romantic than him 😭😭
@@cottylem5708 🤣🤣🤣 if he really wants some tips on unrealistic crazy romances im sure i have some old frerard fanfictions that were somehow still less ridiculous and toxic than this dude!!
I met my husband at an anime convention in 2010. We moved in together and got engaged two weeks later. Got married 8 months after that. Been together 14 years now, still super happy and in love.
My partner and I met while walking home from high school. One of our first memorable conversions was him giving me a lecture on Norse mythology. Friends for many years. Dating for four. He's working on getting a ring so he can officially propose.
Mine was the top guy on this fun thing we had where you filed out forms and then a computer gave you 5 top matches. He was at the top, but was in grade 13 (used to be called to get credits for University). Ended up seeing him outside a bar and my friends and I were like “wow” and my friends boyfriend knew him from school and brought him over. He said his name and I laughed and told him about the list. We were married 22 years, 20 of them pretty happy considering 4 yrs into our marriage I got into a debilitating car accident. Then he had a mid life crisis and we ended it. Tale as old as time lol. 😅
Nah, a Twilight skit would be more like... Bella: “Wait, you were WATCHING me sleep EVERY night?!” Edward: “Yeah, I know it was wrong of me, but I’d worry about you, and you look so beautiful and smell so good. It’s no excuse, but--” Bella: “No, I LIKE it! I’d totally be stocking you if I thought that I could get away with it, and that’s before you gaslit me about your super strength. That just fueled my obsession.” Edward: “You... like it?” Bella: “Yeah, it’s totally sexy. Speaking of sexy, wanna bang?” Edward: “You know I could kill you, right?” Bella: “True... oh, I know, you can turn me into a vampire! Then I can have all the cool superpowers and we can be together FOREVER! And if you don’t, I’ll unalive myself.” Edward: “I really don't want to damn your soul, but you seem pretty determined, so okay. But on one condition: marry me.” Bella: “No. Don’t get me wrong, I want to be with you forever and ever and ever. But, like, what if we don't work out? No, let’s just skip to the superpowers part.” Edward: “Wait, are you using me for my body?” Bella: “Yes.” Edward: “You know what, that’s hot. Now I want to marry you even more. Too bad you’ll be dead. And once you’re dead, I’ll have to unalive myself because there is no life without you.” Bella: “Wait, so you really won't turn or bone me unless we get married?” Edward: “Yep.” Bella: “Then what are we waiting for!? LET’S GO!”
My grandparents' story is weird but not decorated with this many red flags. He just was courting her younger sister before she died in a car accident. Grandma was the next nearest single woman in their small community.
I thought of that from Tiktok as well 😂 although my grandparents' story is actually really wholesome. They met at a dance. There's no weird stuff, just met at a dance and fell in love.
My grandpa impregnated 2 women 3 months apart (in 1954). The 1st never told him, (we only found out about it a couple years ago even though my dad went to HS with his half sister... and was almost set up on a date), my grandma didn't hide the pregnancy, so they got married real quick. It was wild learning about all this.
I’ve been a bridesmaid 7 times and in 10 weddings. The vast majority of them are doing well now. But…one of them-we tried to get her to turn the limo around. She cried before walking down the aisle (I’m not sure it was happy tears). It lasted 9 months (but they stopped sharing a bed after 3 weeks). No, she wasn’t pregnant. I have no idea why she did it. Bored, I guess? She went on to get two masters degree, a good job, and has a little boy (on her own, happily-not the 1st husband’s) and a great boyfriend now.
@@nataliaalfonso2662 all your commrnents I've seen on this video have been blaming the people who are suffering for not making better decisions, that's victim blaming. I recommend researching the term as it puts the onus on people who are being abused/going through a hard time and we can't all be logical in those moments. We can't all be logical in the best circumstances but when there are pressures from partners, family etc. it's even harder.
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the kind of groom that smears cake on the brides face and everyone commends her good humor about it
Did you hear about the one where she booped a tiny amount of frosting on his nose and he got mad and smashed a whole slice into her hair? She said she regrets holding back her tears and wishes she had called him out right then.
@@SuperMrsMarHa ha, that's such a good joke that stanzi should make a follow-up reception video.
@@SuperMrsMar didn't one of the grooms who do that break her nose and she was bleeding every where?
the kind of husband that starts stabbing the furniture and presents at a gender reveal party when it's revealed, scaring the wife (That was an occurrence btw...)
@notbeanbag8764 ex-wife, I hope!
He's gonna say "I guess" at the altar, and they'll all think its a joke...
He's definitely a shut-up-ring kinda guy 😬
More like, as long as she keeps my stomach full and my balls empty, I'm good
Jokes aside its really sad to see people being miserable with each other but at the same time deluding themselves to think this is the only way.
It's often the only thing they know. When you grow up watching your parents be cruel to each other, neglect you, scream at you, this prime you as a target for an abusive dude who wants a punching bag.
@@celisewillisyeah. What's worse is that they think this is what love is and that true love is what they have.
When you tell them that they deserve better they tell you that nothing could be better.
What's so sad is that people like this are the people who ALWAYS pumps out a kid or two or idfk how many and those kids just end up traumatized or messed up💀
@@celisewillis I grew up with my parents constantly fighting and being miserable with each other (they are somehow still married after 53 years). That made me decide it is better to be alone than be with someone who makes me miserable.
"I'd rather have bad times with you than good times with someone else." -- lyrics from a love song by Luther Vandross
"Because he's so PASSIONATE"
girl is delulu
Literally worked with a woman whose story wasn’t much different. He also cheated on her. She took him back. Proudly proclaimed “He tried the rest and came back to the best.” Thankfully they never had kids.
Bella's Mom really left Charlie for this red flag parade 😂
Aha now I see... it's in Bella's genes... can't blame her then, she did improve a lot!
No, you did not! 😂😂😂
Don't slaughter the only decent character in a teen movie. Charlie is not perfect but he's decent and nice. And nice isn't overrated.
Omg thank you! I legit was like "we all understand this is literally the plot of twilight...right?" Like I think that's part of the joke but still
@@eenix0really? I don't remember much but didn't Bella say he was a cool guy he's a singer or something
The poor makeup artist for brides who have actual crazy love stories like if they say or do anything they could be blamed for the wedding not going through so you gotta just bite your tongue 🥺😭
I was waiting for it to be smth like “when he was 24 and I was 14”
He's definitely not a red flag, hes a walking green flag. He wanted to protect her from that dude, isnt that so sweet. He even bought a weapon just *incase* charles attack her, how sweet!
Luckily, I know you’re joking
@@AniyahMaldonado-x2c Yeah, but this is e x a c t l y how she and her family/friends will write it up. "Protective of the poor delicate womenfolk"
No lie, one of my ex boyfriends drew a gun on me during a fight. It wasn't until my most recent ex's told me that I could have been killed did it set in... over 10 years later.
"He wouldnt stop following me home until I said yes, hahaha"
It's exactly like grammas story after grandpa died. Just misses the "he went to my high-school and waited there for me every day, so what could I do, of course I married him."
“And that’s how me and your grandpa got married”
Ugh my psycho ex had my head so twisted I once told him I expected him gone by the time I got home from work. He wasn't. He begged to just hold my hand to talk to me and explain. I grudgingly agreed and found myself handcuffed to him and a promise ring shoved onto my finger as he begged\demanded that we stay together. Stupid me was won over by the fact that be actually put in the effort to ride the bus to the pawn shop to get the cuffs and ring and was willing "to risk everything for love." To my abused and neglected self it seemed so romantic. Now knowing what I know about his criminal behavior I wonder if the cuffs were something he already had and the ring was taken from one of his other victims.
You just know if this happened in a TV show so many people would think it's so romantic and that they're endgame. It's quite worrying
Tons of examples can be said here for sure but the one I thought of was "Gallavitch" in Shameless 💀
Awwwww. It’s every third grandma’s how-we-got-together story. So cute. 🥰
These are the people that when I was younger I'd be envious that they were getting married because I thought you had to be " good enough to get married"😂😂😂
When people mistake toxic behavior as love.
Really hope you keep reacting to this because I loved your reaction and commentary. The movie is plot wise closer to the original novel, but I would say the series is actually more faithful to the novels as far as the characters, their relationships, and the vibe of the story.
I love that this isn't even the story of how they met, it's just the proposal story. The first meeting story is probably even more alarming, somehow.
This is like one of those booktok romances lmaoo
That robe looks comfy af!!! ☁️
Shes back! ......you were out the whole time I was fighting leukemia.....glad we're both ok
OMG, I have this moment with friend of friend who dating this very famous actor of my country then started telling us about how one night he scrolled through her instagram to 2016 which they not even know each other yet and called her to yell at her in the middle of the night then blamed her for making him not prepared for shooting the next day. Everyday she has to take a selfie of her outfit and if he’s not agree with it she has to change. Now he meet all her friends and start to isolate her from any friends he’s not approved. The admiration changes to horror so fast for me,lol
People blame violent movies/games....
I blame Romantic Comedies
...lol...
Its giviiiing... ✨️Harley Queen✨️
I was expecting two girls in love. Obviously anything else is a disappointment, but damn this was still entertaining.
It’s actually really sad, how accurate this skit is! 😩🤣😩
To be real, it's crazy how much romance films repackage toxic, stalker, and/or abusive behavior as "romantic"
Serial killers in prison really do get hundreds of marriage proposals in their mail.
I love that the affiliate link is to the robe she's wearing.
This’ll just be a yawn day for the dark romance section of Booktok.
He doesn't really want her, but doesn't want anyone else to have her either.
I remember the original of this 😭😭😂 the video was so cinematic too for no reason
What’s the video?
Omg why is this my literal life. and I genuinely find that romantic. Small town life I guess. 😫
Honestly your makeup is always amazing
This is basically the plot of Twilight.
This was me at a childhood acquaintance’s bridal shower. How she started listing about how he won’t let her decorate the house unless he approves of it, and how he won’t even let her bring fruits into the house because he hates fruits. He’s also a cop, which was already a red flag to me considering cops have some of the highest domestic violence rates against their wives. Really hope she knows what she’s doing…
Yeah, sadly this one plays out somewhere every freaking day of the year... and their friends celebrate and encourage it
This is SO "booktok dark romance"coded...
typa shit i read in books that got me giggling and kicking my feet but irl i’d be like “who does this man think he is” and report his ass to the cops
the twangy accent sloooowly creeping in...XD
Her lack of sensing red flag is like the screws borrowed from aunt in those galvanized square steel videos keeping the relationship together 😭
Normal people looking @ people who fantasize about yanderes:
(looking at you, fanfic readers.)
Why do I have to think of a dozen tiktok couples with their shut-up ring here 💀
Truly a beautiful story 😂
Grandma's lore be like:
They both sound insane. Maybe that’s why they get along
Plot, twist.She was only dating charlie in hopes that it would make jeremy jealous😂
it’s giving booktok books
As someone who lives in the South, I say this lovingly: The South.
This vids is fresh
Soooo many red flags that are all too familiar
Makes me feel better about my own relationship tbh.
Me and my ex for real lmaooo. His proposal was an ultimatum. And he blackmailed me to get back with him 🤣 I didn’t go through with it ofc but loool. Had me out here healing for 3 years.
$30 for that fluffy ass robe isn't bad.
When this becomes a Lifetime movie it could be called "What Her Mama Taught Her"....
lol a Wattpad romance story irl
Seeing my first marriage reflected in this is... Well, I got smarter.
I bet this is in a romance novel somewhere😵💫...
This exact situation, minus the shotgun, happened to a friend of mine. On again, off again until he left for a job and decided he didn't want a LDR so he could bang as many girls as he wanted. My friend started dating again, he found out, came back, proposed, and they were married 3 days later. He was abusive, but she stayed with him for around 6 years, even after he broke her wrist. She is doing better now. Crazy.
Everything about this screams Fool for Love lmao
That's about as romantic as 365 days
Stop there’s a guy named Jeremy who’s abusing my old coworker and she’s ready to move several states away with him. this guy was also hitting on me while they were together. Like, girl, n o, run away!!
peak heterosexuality
The glasses aren't rose tinted, they're OPAQUE 😭
Oh hey its my sister and her first three husbands
Opposed to her 2nd how many husbands? 😳😳😂😂
“He’s got a shotgun in his car”. I can’t definitely see the potential with him…
She's a major red flag herself, you guys know that, right?
This really seemed like a good time to whip out the cigarette props
They're going to interview you for the true crime doc and surprise! She did it with an axe in the living room so that she can go back with the high school sweetheart.
"Mama, tell us about how you got married."
Her: (💖☺️😭🥺😮💨💔🫂💋🔫💍🥹❤️🔥😇💋)
"...Papa..? Your side of the story?"
Him: No one steals what's mine, even after I threw it away. So her choices were to either marry and stay with me no matter what or to die...
"...I feel so bad for Mama."
Every popular dark romance, haha
Bears...😆💍😆
* plays white wedding *
When my friend got married to this guy his parents told her she didn't have to change her name in case they divorce someday.... yeah :/
If my wedding isn’t a cosplay party in a cave I’m not doing it right
Call her a bull because she's running straight towards those red flags ✋🏾😭
@ville__okay 1st: wtf 2cnd: wtf is google trying to translate this to
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Report and move on
@ville__ sorry I'm immortal
@ville__what's so bad about this video anyway?
@@LevitheEldritchAbominationImmortal just means you don't age, right? If you're invincible then you would probably have issues killing yourself. Being invincible and immortal would mean you don't die at all.
Mmm, those glasses are REALLY rose tinted, aren’t they?
They're hot pink at this point!
They’re just red blocks
@@dantarctica9430 pretty much tbh
@ville__jail, jail for one thousand years, do not pass go, do not collect one hundred dollars, no bless yous for guaicamo, nothing, this is a prison comment
They are so tinted that they are literally painted with a thick layer of acrylic paint. She can literally walk into a wall with those glasses.
A real shotgun wedding, eh?
I love you, internet stranger.
@ville__
Don't even just like why? 😢
@ville__ what the fuck is wrong with you troll 💀
@@solsystem1342 it's a stupid bot
Report the bot for child abuse and we should be good, y'all.
The news in a few years: "there were absolutely no signs that this charming family man could be capable of such violence."
HA LITERALLY
Proceeds to describe the most horrifying thing you can imagine.
I immediately thought of "American Murder"? (Christopher Watts who killed his wife and children.)
"he was such a good dad, always happy to babysit the kids and was president of the junior athletics club"
Final two paragraphs smush something in about how the neighbor called the cops on them like 8 times and the guy killed their cat in retaliation but they somehow make the neighbor sound like a crabby, unreliable busybody.
This sounds like one of those “how my grandparents got together” stories
@ville__ scumbag
@ville__ WHAT THE FUCK
@ville__ I can't tell if this is a vile, dark "joke" to comparatively point out the horrors of the truth this video is based on or a genuine sentiment... If the latter, please seek help. There is no reality where either situation should be condoned or accepted...
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Yo fr I found out my grandmother was dating someone else and my grandpa like borderline stalked her. He kept showing up at her bus stop.
she found a bullet in her heart
@ville__ you first
@ville__ ok
@ville__CALM DOWN
@ville__ohhh you're the one spamming the same comments over and over to get attention
Shot through the heart and youre to blame
I had a moment like this...was maid of honor & day before wedding, bride starts telling me about all this horrible shit her fiance & his family is doing to her. I tried to tell her that she can call it off & I'd support her...she told me to STFU, she was going through with it & just wanted to vent....I wanted to cry.
And when she calls to whine and cry about how horrible of a man he is, I’d return the favor.
Yes, this is the worst part. When they say they just want u to listen n not give advice. . . And then they proceed to tell u how their partner is a man child, alcoholic, workaholic, emotionally stunted, doesn't do any chores, and says they will only marry ur friend if their parents approve of ur friend. . . N all u can do is sit there listening to dis horror story bcuz ur friend is convinced that they can get their partner to get off alcohol n dat wud somehow solve all their problems.
U did what a good friend could have done, by telling her she cud still leave.
How’s their marriage going now? ☠️
@savannahmoon7744 Peachy I'm sure. Like roses and butterflies. Cause obviously she's delusional so 🤷
Such a romantic gesture on his part
i’m really swooning over him
@ville__ admitting that you like cp in the big big year of 2024 is so fucking crazy
@ville__ gasp.....oh no.....suddenly I feel the need to grab a rope....what's happening to me.....
Only true gentleman shows you his shotgun❤😍
@ville__ You first.
rose colored glasses make all the red flags pink lmaooo
Reminds me of a line in Bojack Horseman: "When you're wearing rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."
This is like me at my friend’s wedding.
She starts telling me that they met at a rave and at that very moment his baby mama was in the hospital giving birth to his fourth child, but he was at a rave instead of being with her. Clearly, it was a sign he loved children!
Then, after getting pregnant because he was too embarrassed to ask his sister for a condom, she wore him down over several years and breakups until he agreed to marry her. Ah, true love.
At the wedding as he and his best men lined up in their best jeans, we saw something a little weird and oh shit! Yep! They were crips, in their colors and packing!
The vows were very romantic. She sang him a song and when asked, “Do you take her to be your wife?” He shrugged, laughed, and said, “Sure, man. I guess.” *swoon*
We left early when the groom’s mom shot up in the port-a-potty and tried to fist fight my mom.
I do not talk to this friend anymore.
That’s such a repugnant story. I feel dirty even knowing that happened.
They were crips??? White “crips”?? Lmaooo what
@@kay-collins who said anyone was white?
@@nataliaalfonso2662 chile they were white
@@kay-collins ...??? How do you know that??? Were you there???
Poor girl saw them red flags and thought it was a parade.
even with the emotional neglect, sudden threats of violence, and generally abusive behavior, i think the real crime is thinking "are we doing this thing or what?" is a sufficient proposal
Fr, saying he's passionate when he went with such a lazy proposal. Like what's even the point of stalking someone if you're gonna half-ass the most important part? Even bad boys on Wattpad are more romantic than him 😭😭
@@cottylem5708 🤣🤣🤣 if he really wants some tips on unrealistic crazy romances im sure i have some old frerard fanfictions that were somehow still less ridiculous and toxic than this dude!!
2 Red Flags getting together.
Make it a nice neon red
@ville__ what the actual fuck
@ville__ what the fuck is wrong with you
@@gwen3822They spam comments on RUclips every day.. I just report as spam and hope to never see them again😑🙄
@@RainbowFlowerCrow apparently this asshole wasn't a bot 💀 i did report him as well though
This is the exact kind of person who then goes on long tirades abt how no one respects the sanctity of marriage anymore or shit like that
Me and my husband met in anime club in high school, and I think that says all that needs to be said lol
I met my husband at an anime convention in 2010. We moved in together and got engaged two weeks later. Got married 8 months after that. Been together 14 years now, still super happy and in love.
My partner and I met while walking home from high school. One of our first memorable conversions was him giving me a lecture on Norse mythology. Friends for many years. Dating for four. He's working on getting a ring so he can officially propose.
I met mine in high school and then reconnected at an anome convention after graduation
Mine was the top guy on this fun thing we had where you filed out forms and then a computer gave you 5 top matches. He was at the top, but was in grade 13 (used to be called to get credits for University). Ended up seeing him outside a bar and my friends and I were like “wow” and my friends boyfriend knew him from school and brought him over. He said his name and I laughed and told him about the list. We were married 22 years, 20 of them pretty happy considering 4 yrs into our marriage I got into a debilitating car accident. Then he had a mid life crisis and we ended it. Tale as old as time lol. 😅
Omg I'm getting married in two months to my partner I met through an anime club!! They were so damn nerdy about manga I fell for them immediately.
"I can fix him!" I gonna stop you right there
She's like: "he dont need no fixin', leave him alone"
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No. Put down the ducktape and RUN GIRL!
That's why when I was a hairdresser I stayed OUT of people's business! Lol.. I don't want to hear any of it!😂
I thought gossip was the other currency hairdressers employed, they must know so much tea, they can open a damned teashop!
Pov she's that one girl who read mafia fanfiction on Wattpad so she doesn't find anything wrong with it
She read mafia fanfic on wattpad *and nothing more.* Like, ever, in her entire life.
@ville__ awww hunny is everything ok at home?
@@Eric123_lol the one person that only reads wattpad mafia fanfics responded to you lol
@ville__ you first
The stuff that isn't romantic is actually pretty good. There's a lot of found family gang and mafia stories that slaaaaaaaap
For a moment I thought it was a Twilight skit...
When I say I cackled I mean I woke up my neighbors. This is too funny.
It's the flannel, too
Nah, a Twilight skit would be more like...
Bella: “Wait, you were WATCHING me sleep EVERY night?!”
Edward: “Yeah, I know it was wrong of me, but I’d worry about you, and you look so beautiful and smell so good. It’s no excuse, but--”
Bella: “No, I LIKE it! I’d totally be stocking you if I thought that I could get away with it, and that’s before you gaslit me about your super strength. That just fueled my obsession.”
Edward: “You... like it?”
Bella: “Yeah, it’s totally sexy. Speaking of sexy, wanna bang?”
Edward: “You know I could kill you, right?”
Bella: “True... oh, I know, you can turn me into a vampire! Then I can have all the cool superpowers and we can be together FOREVER! And if you don’t, I’ll unalive myself.”
Edward: “I really don't want to damn your soul, but you seem pretty determined, so okay. But on one condition: marry me.”
Bella: “No. Don’t get me wrong, I want to be with you forever and ever and ever. But, like, what if we don't work out? No, let’s just skip to the superpowers part.”
Edward: “Wait, are you using me for my body?”
Bella: “Yes.”
Edward: “You know what, that’s hot. Now I want to marry you even more. Too bad you’ll be dead. And once you’re dead, I’ll have to unalive myself because there is no life without you.”
Bella: “Wait, so you really won't turn or bone me unless we get married?”
Edward: “Yep.”
Bella: “Then what are we waiting for!? LET’S GO!”
The absolute panic and distress in her eyes as she listens to the story. Poor girl is gonna have PTSD.
every grandmother’s story on how they met grandpa
My grandparents' story is weird but not decorated with this many red flags. He just was courting her younger sister before she died in a car accident. Grandma was the next nearest single woman in their small community.
I thought of that from Tiktok as well 😂 although my grandparents' story is actually really wholesome. They met at a dance. There's no weird stuff, just met at a dance and fell in love.
My grandpa impregnated 2 women 3 months apart (in 1954). The 1st never told him, (we only found out about it a couple years ago even though my dad went to HS with his half sister... and was almost set up on a date), my grandma didn't hide the pregnancy, so they got married real quick. It was wild learning about all this.
@@wahlflower3517 You, her younger sister died in an "accident"...
Entirely, entirely too real.... though it does explain why older generations think bullshit like this couple could even remotely be "normal"
This is literally every makeup artist’s craziest wedding story
I’ve been a bridesmaid 7 times and in 10 weddings. The vast majority of them are doing well now. But…one of them-we tried to get her to turn the limo around. She cried before walking down the aisle (I’m not sure it was happy tears). It lasted 9 months (but they stopped sharing a bed after 3 weeks). No, she wasn’t pregnant. I have no idea why she did it. Bored, I guess? She went on to get two masters degree, a good job, and has a little boy (on her own, happily-not the 1st husband’s) and a great boyfriend now.
Glad that she actually went on to have a happy life
Couldn’t she have given the money spent on the wedding to charity or something?
@@nataliaalfonso2662wow, you’re a victim blamer.
@@Waspinmymind what?
@@nataliaalfonso2662 all your commrnents I've seen on this video have been blaming the people who are suffering for not making better decisions, that's victim blaming. I recommend researching the term as it puts the onus on people who are being abused/going through a hard time and we can't all be logical in those moments. We can't all be logical in the best circumstances but when there are pressures from partners, family etc. it's even harder.