Jordan Gonzales- People have said before that Bikini Bottom is based on Bikini Atom, a place to test nuclear weapons, maybe the radiation somehow mutated the sponge and have it life?
I always thought, that the reason for Spongebob's parents being round and brown was because the're old and used up (because they're sponges and you see Spongebob several times being used as a kitchen sponge). If you use the same kichten sponge for about 50 years I think it's pretty plausible, that it'll change colour and shape over the decades
You are actually right. They are old, there is episode with their younger looks. But this also proves that Bob is adopted, they are already old while he s just a baby...
@@Mr.-the-Mr.-Mr.Yeah, SpongeBob certainly isn't an orphan. There are many sea sponges in his family that look like him, like cousin Stanley and his grandfather and his eyes look exactly like his mother's eyes.
Because of eLearning we have an online test with 3 questions and I now realize the past week of studying genetics was useless. I could have just watched this video and passed ; - ;
Actually, in one episode, Spongebob and Patrick look for Squidward's long lost brother, then see his mom, who tells them that he never had a brother. Spongebob and Patrick then decide to get adopted by Squidward's mom so that Squidward can have a brother. Basically, Spongebob is adopted, it's canon.
I should suggest that to my teacher when we go over it this year. Or I think were going over it this year as I haven't been over it yet. She always shows us lots of videos, maybe I can convince her to show this one. I probably wont cause she's pretty strict, but if I get a couple friends maybe I will
Matpat : “Sponges don’t have wombs” Me : Yea good point. Funny how they faces and can talk and have their own cities and language and schools and jobs and currency. I always get a laugh out of that when I go swimming. A spectacular world down there
Its Feb 2024 and ever since MatPat announced his retirement, I've been binge watching all old episodes especially the ones that still use the into theme song. We will miss you MatPat!
Don't forget, he's applying logic to a show like spongebob where burgers never go soggy underwater, there's bodies of water underwater (oceans, lakes, rivers, etc.), fire works underwater even though they were self aware about it that one time, and where fish drive boats underwater.
Another thing that was COMPLETELY ignored is the fact that spongebob in terms of facial features looks very similar to his mother He has her blue eyes her nose and dimples
I always thought SpongeBob's father looked like a potato, his mother looked like a chicken nugget, and his grandmother looked like a chocolate chip cookie. But that's just me.
To be honest, I knew about Punnet Squares way BEFORE watching this about a year or two ago. And some kids in my Science class STILL don't know how they work...which is hilarious, considering theyre 16.
Or maybe all sponges are yellow and square, and they just become round and brown as they age, like wrinkling or getting grey hair. With the exception of grandpa squarepants (who we only see in imagination), all of the yellow square sponges are young. Or at least pictured young when we see them. And all of the brown sponges are old. It seems to be a pretty big coincidence for you to leave out. Especially since sponges in the real world do the exact same thing, they lose their vibrant colors as they age.
Cousin Blackjack has a medical issue preventing him from maturing properly, who knows how that would effect his aging process. But even if that weren't the case, it's more likely that he is adopted, than Spongebob is.
In “Not Normal” when Spongebob becomes normal he’s round. And his family is pretty normal EXCEPT the square ones. Thus, square sponges are the weird ones, still family though.
Idk, kinda just felt like a waste of time... plus, he's been doing a lot of theories that cater more towards older kids/young teens... This just felt very dumbed down. Idk if they're selling out or if they have a higher demographic of kids... but I've found myself being more interested in The Science Of than Game/Film Theory lately.
Because in the pundit square there are only two variables, dominant and recessive traits, except that something to do with color is actually more insane. For human hair color, there are upwards 4 different traits that make this up, not to mention color blending that can occur like in a flower, where a Rr (R is red, r is white) makes pink, not red. . . . and there certainly isn't any genetic crossover in the formation in the gametes during meiosis where a set of chromosomes will create a new chromosome with random slew of segments from both chromosomes. He didn't prove himself wrong, he just showed us how he dwells on the surface of his theories, and that he tries to prove himself right with half truths and half baked ideas.
A 1/16 is unlikly but it happens, my son is a blue eyed redirect head. my look a like in every way exept nither me or my wife have blue eyes or restore hair
Both of those things can actually happen irl... gas fires don’t go out underwater and a pure concentration of water with no amount of air mixed in actually can drown a fish
Question: What is squidward? Because of his name we assume he’s a squid. But think about this, He may have the six tentacles of a squid but he has the round head of an octopus. Not only that but in the episode Patrick the game he said he was an octopus. So which is it?
@@trollsbroppy5543 Well here at The Film Theorists we tend to take cartoons more series then it should be. But i see what you mean, 75% of the ocean is unexplored there could be another animal out there like that. No judge btw.
Can we all just stop for a second and realize we are talking about spongebob, a show where fish talk and there are fires, showers, baths, and lakes underwater
pittkendoka Remember the ep where spongebob gets the suds a human hand grabs spongebob and uses him to clean so it’s highly possible that they are over used sponges since in the world of sponge bob sea sponges can be used to clean
maybe mr krabs used to be a whaler and killed pearl's mom and then adopted her......watched spongebob from its debut and still do occasionally now and only just thought of that as i read your comment
Do a theory: Who is Pearl's father? Why I'm asking this is because, there is an episode in Spongebob where Plankton is in jail and he has a friend that looks like Pearl. What if Pearl's Father was a criminal thats why Pearl's Mother left her to Mr. Krabs?
I just thought SpongeBob’s parents were old used up sponges and that’s why they looked like that while SpongeBob is a young sponge so he still looks normal
Matpat : Alright team we need ideas!!!!!! Person 1: Ooh! Ooh! How about a theory on Pearl's biological mom??? Matpat : I sleep Person 2 : Pffft. Here's a better idea. Is Spongebob adopted??? Matpat : *REAL SHIT?!?!?*
Matt would work excellently as a dream demon. Only he would be a theory demon and his apocalypse would be full of enraged screaming teenagers and defensive basement dwellers xD I even personally drew him as a GF style demon but he didn't see it ;-;
Matpat: "and no he isn't the son of two cookies"
me: "oh..."
I thought his parents were used sponges and that's why the don't have color and lost their square shape
@@janiriuszine1769 same
@@janiriuszine1769Same i thought that too
He said even if his parents are two cookies
They aren’t cookies they are old used sponges
Me: Couldn’t someone just have dropped a sponge and it sank to Bikini Bottom?
Matpat: goes off in his world of research and facts.
Not coming at you but i dont think it would come alive after it was dropped again not coming at you
Jordan Gonzales- People have said before that Bikini Bottom is based on Bikini Atom, a place to test nuclear weapons, maybe the radiation somehow mutated the sponge and have it life?
Funtime gamer-sorry i didnt know about that
@@lavender_flannel9237 Somehow I doubt radioactivity animates non living things.
@@lavender_flannel9237 sponge gar disproves that.
MatPat is that substitute teacher that you want to replace your actual teacher with
Everywhere I go, I see your face
Everywhere i go i see you lol
:0 he’s here
@@everythingmust yes he will magically give u mustaches when ur older
Well, my Biology teacher is actually pretty cool so
I always thought, that the reason for Spongebob's parents being round and brown was because the're old and used up (because they're sponges and you see Spongebob several times being used as a kitchen sponge). If you use the same kichten sponge for about 50 years I think it's pretty plausible, that it'll change colour and shape over the decades
You are actually right. They are old, there is episode with their younger looks. But this also proves that Bob is adopted, they are already old while he s just a baby...
Thats a good thought tbh
I thought it was because that was more accurate to how actual sea sponges look.
For real life
But his grandfather is old too but he is still yellow and square
Wait so we're talking about this when there's Pearl and Mr. Krabs?!
Burnt Orange fr
Burnt Orange Her father was revealed to be in jail.
Burnt Orange she's probably an orphan as well
It is too stupid
Also we don't know the dad
Mat:"That's a very safe for advertisers joke"
*video shows no ads*
Cicelia The Introverted u spelled ad wrong
Banana Dork - Gaming oh thanks
Cicelia The Introverted np
Banana Dork - Gaming Ads = more than one Ad and Ad = one Ad
Cicelia The Introverted 69th like!
me when finds out spongebob’s parents aren’t cookies: *impossible*
Ikr
WHAAAAAAAT!?!??!?!?!
Ikr
LOL
Is you memelord you're majesty?
Fun fact: Sea sponges were actually used as dish sponges before the dish sponges we know of today.
“. . . Or yellow”
*food theory laughs in the distance*
I hope somebody likes one more, you’re at 99-
266, new comment
Now 291 as I am posting this
360!!!!!
@@ktj1635 plus the likes you have
No one can avoid having a theory not even spongebob
Ok sooooo my science teacher literally used this episode as a lesson
they deserve a raise
Wow cool teacher
I'm soo freaking jealous
wait- so your class had to go through the part where he talks about sexual reproduction between sponges 💀😀
It's either this person has a cool teacher or this person is making stuff up probably making stuff up
0:45 spongebob doesnt seem to have much skeleton in his closet
Alex bale: let me introduce myself
*RIP Stephen Hillenburg...*
*R.I.P STEPHEN HILLENBURG*
He died the day before my birthday
#(
oof I'm rlly saaad! Literally. ;-;
He died?
MatPat: Hey, I should do a SpongeBob theory about genetics!
Also MatPat: *ignores Pearl and Mr. Krabs*
Dominic Quist do you really need a theory for that? Its pretty obvious pearl is adopted.
TheKing maybe Mr. Krabs is her sugar daddy? I need answers
Dominic Quist krabs is too cheap for that
there was an episode where he found her alone somewhere as her mother died or something so I don't think that needed an explanation
Dominic Quist yeah how the fuck do you get a whale out of a crab
i always thought spongebobs parents were cookies when i was little.
Lily Kleinschmit uhhh ok?
Lily Kleinschmit Shut up let people die
Lily Kleinschmit Stop
Same 🤣
Lucarn Anderson same-
Wasn't there an episode where they defined SpongeBob's parents as older sponges who have started to shrivel up and have been discolored over time?
I know I'm replying very late but in one episode Spongebob is shown as a baby in his mothers stomache.
@@Lord.ViraakThis video clearly shows that part was SpongeBob’s imagination. He’s still not an orphan, but that part wasn’t possible.
@@Mr.-the-Mr.-Mr.Yeah, SpongeBob certainly isn't an orphan. There are many sea sponges in his family that look like him, like cousin Stanley and his grandfather and his eyes look exactly like his mother's eyes.
When a RUclipsr talking about spongebob explains genetics better than your AP bio teacher.
LITERALLY
Mood
why its so true
no lol bc he uses the prosecutors fallacy i think is what its called
TGEN YOU TEACHER IS USE-
Matpat, you literally taught me the Punnet Square years before we discussed this at school. You are the best Science teacher ever😂😂
Maxine Tumarao same
Same no one but me in my class knows what a pundit square is
same but when we studied it at class I had no idea on how to do it
Because of eLearning we have an online test with 3 questions and I now realize the past week of studying genetics was useless. I could have just watched this video and passed ; - ;
Maxine Tumarao same!
“Think back to sixth grade”
Me currently learning this in 10th Grade:
We're learning this right now in 9th and I came back to this video in hopes of understanding it better
@@bee8632 SAME
I learned about it in 7th grade
me learnig in 2nd grade and getting in 3rd grade:
Me learning it in 6th (well I already knew because i watched this but yknow): 😎
LOL 11:40 THE MEM AT THE END "I swear, It's not what it looks like😳..." I HOPE IT'S NOT LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣
Actually, in one episode, Spongebob and Patrick look for Squidward's long lost brother, then see his mom, who tells them that he never had a brother. Spongebob and Patrick then decide to get adopted by Squidward's mom so that Squidward can have a brother.
Basically, Spongebob is adopted, it's canon.
very good my child
Funky Fresh Fellow f
Funky Fresh Fellow . Yggg ttc
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tropical gamer Yeah I wanna know too
Oh... i thought his parents were old used sponges.
They are lol
Same
Guange Enterprise anemone
Lol
donny haasnoot I thought that they were cookies and he was adopted, but I was pretty little when I watched sponge bob
my science teacher showed this to us in class. I love her.
Bleach sorry for drinking you a sec ago
U got a shit school 😂
@@omarsukar4342 nah that person has a lit school or just a lit teacher
I should suggest that to my teacher when we go over it this year. Or I think were going over it this year as I haven't been over it yet. She always shows us lots of videos, maybe I can convince her to show this one. I probably wont cause she's pretty strict, but if I get a couple friends maybe I will
No she really didn’t
"Spongebob doesn't seem like it has any skeletons in there closet" *looks at the hundred of dark theories on spongebob*
Matpat : “Sponges don’t have wombs”
Me : Yea good point. Funny how they faces and can talk and have their own cities and language and schools and jobs and currency. I always get a laugh out of that when I go swimming. A spectacular world down there
Lol
@FandomKween13❎ ?
based
@Jenna Farley so inspirational
*when I was 6 I convinced my cousins that spongebob's mom was actually a cookie and they called her a cannibal because she made cookies a lot*
*k bye*
Same
Lol. That funny
?𝖔𝖗 𝖎𝖘 𝖎𝖙¿
🀄️🃏🀄️🃏🀄️🃏
Lol
People with six fingers are probably nice people. They don't have middle fingers
Kim Dalton they do
Doesn't have to be the middle finger, could always be the third finger from the left or from the right
All they have to do is put down there extra finger and put up the middle finger DOI
@Terry 20 people with six fingers could combine their two middle fingers, now they have double the power
actually the thumb isn’t a finger so they are the only ones with middle fingers
MatPat: “SpongeBob doesn’t seem to have any skeletons in its closet”
Alex Bale: “And I took that personally”
that or spongebob's mom had a little fun with a different man
or well different sponge
Itay Yakobowitz I thought spongebobs parents were potatoes xD
Itay Yakobowitz I bet she had too much fun......(One night stand)
Lmfao
The milkman
Me:
*watches the video*
*gets 87% on test*
Me:thank u mattpat
Only 87%? *Disappointment intensifies*
Yes it does
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, that's pretty bad.
@@JianCB2 depends what country you are from. In Malaysia, 87 is A-
an 87% is a c in my school so 😖
I just want to point out that, if Spongebob and his family were humans, he'd be called HumanBob
Huigh mahn bob
I miss ten seconds ago when I didn’t see that
stop stop stop stop stop
Just BOB
Kulik 1 well you'd think so, but the point is that there's a sponge before the Bob. And he is a sponge. It's a bit sad if you can't get that
For years I thought they were cookies.
Grammar Police Same
fricking same.
Grammar Police me too...
Me too
There just some old ass sponges
Idk man I think Mr. Krabs having a whale daughter is a bit more concerning
Mack Things lmao true
Mack Things he's clearly a sugar daddy not genetic
Mack Things
I know right?
If she's not adopted, then that would've been some wild sex
yes that is true
I thought SpongeBob's parents looked like that because they were old and lost their color and shape
Super Squad like wrinkled, I thought that too
If that was the case, his grandfather shouldn't be square and yellow
Its Feb 2024 and ever since MatPat announced his retirement, I've been binge watching all old episodes especially the ones that still use the into theme song. We will miss you MatPat!
He looks like his mom though, what you really should've done is make a video about how mr krabs has a flipping whale as a daughter haha
Just Chilin its obvious, he adopted her
You sir, just ruined my childhood
its not so obvius, in one episode she says that she thinks all step parents are mean
Her real father is in jail. If you watched jailbreak and when you see a whale. I'm assuming that.
Damn...I never realized this😂
Don't forget, he's applying logic to a show like spongebob where burgers never go soggy underwater, there's bodies of water underwater (oceans, lakes, rivers, etc.), fire works underwater even though they were self aware about it that one time, and where fish drive boats underwater.
It’s cause water isn’t wet
daddy donn Im gonna die people who say this piss me off
Laval Stephens water is not wet
Karen is a computer underwater...
Fun fact about the bodies of water underwater, there are actual bodies of water in the ocean
The film theory:is spongebob adopted?
Me: *chillin in the bikini bottom next to the ocean with my bonfire* nah
Wait, if we are underwater how can there be a fir- (fire unlights)
me: *chilling in bikini bottom in the rain* I agree spongebob isn’t adopted
is this DHMIS
@@theamazingcatwizard3654 wizard surprisingly enough it's actually possible
This comment makes me want to listen to James Blunt
Another thing that was COMPLETELY ignored is the fact that spongebob in terms of facial features looks very similar to his mother
He has her blue eyes her nose and dimples
Ok Matt I get it but are we not gonna talk about how pearl the WHALE is Mr. Krabs’ the CRABS daughter.
Go Away well I mean, Pearls mother was a whale soo
Krab’s*
No one ever said Mr. Krabs is her biological father. Clearly, she is adopted.
Go Away his name is Eugene Krabs, and it would be Krabs'
it could be her sugar daddy since all she wants is money 🤷🏻♀️
Sometimes I wonder where he gets these theories from..
NEXT THEORY : HOW HARRY POTTER IS RELATED TO BAMBI AND HOW BAMBI IS RELATED TO TRANSFORMERS
Cavvie The Artist Hahahah. Lmaooooo
😂😂😂😂
I’m gonna right this shit down
It’s brilliant
I can actually make a theory/see how you could relating Harry Potter to Bambi...........
Bcuz Bambi is a transformer and can transform into a hippogriff and Bambi’s transformed name is buckbeak
THEORY CONFERMED!
I always thought SpongeBob's father looked like a potato, his mother looked like a chicken nugget, and his grandmother looked like a chocolate chip cookie. But that's just me.
Potato + Chicken Nugget = Sponge
A well-balanced meal.
@@morshulinton4112 Put that in a Rebus Bubble and meme it.
Nah that's not just you-
But that's just me
I like how he went into detail while I was like mmmmmm either mom cheated or he’s just adopted… I blame the society I grew up in.
Same.
After watching this theory I LITERALLY know more about punnets square‘s then my entire class
BAD VLOGS! Same, everyone else was so confused and I was like “Hehe, I know some of this stuff.” Don’t say RUclips doesn’t teach you anything
Same lol that’s what I’m learning in science class right now and I feel like a genius since I watched this
cARdbOarDFur Draws omg me too😂😂
School: 2%
Movies and games: 4%
RUclips: 94%
lolololololololololol
To be honest, I knew about Punnet Squares way BEFORE watching this about a year or two ago. And some kids in my Science class STILL don't know how they work...which is hilarious, considering theyre 16.
Do one on mr crabs and his daughter
Anonymous Bob Either mr.Krabs dick is bigger than we thought or pearl is adopted
Mike Gans 😂😂😂😂
Mosese Sofa King Savage wait, really? How do u know?
Pearl was obviously adopted - Eugene is a Crustacean, and Pearl is a Mammal
Anne Marie Ever notice how whenever Krabs is suprised, he says "Mother of Pearl!"
I just always thought they looked like that because they were old
Shawn McMillan me too
We all did, we all did....
Same though lmao
Great the cake is a lie and so is my childhood
Yeah I thought they were like old sponges
matpat to every fictional character ever ''i diagnose with orphan''
Matpat-
The systematic destroyer of childhoods since Aug 2009
Or maybe all sponges are yellow and square, and they just become round and brown as they age, like wrinkling or getting grey hair. With the exception of grandpa squarepants (who we only see in imagination), all of the yellow square sponges are young. Or at least pictured young when we see them. And all of the brown sponges are old. It seems to be a pretty big coincidence for you to leave out. Especially since sponges in the real world do the exact same thing, they lose their vibrant colors as they age.
RosekiSommers Cousin Black Jack is round and was always brown
This is exactly what I’m thinking
That can be true
Cousin Blackjack has a medical issue preventing him from maturing properly, who knows how that would effect his aging process. But even if that weren't the case, it's more likely that he is adopted, than Spongebob is.
But you see his grandpa is yellow and square
Sponge bob drowns underwater
Sponge bob makes fire underwater
Sponge bob drinks water underwater
Don't question sponge bob... Just don't
How does it not make sense to drown underwater? How does it not make sense to drink underwater.
@@Sendittothemoon they drown in the water that is underwater
They drink water in a cup while underwater
Well I may sound like a nerd, which I am, but there is an existing ocean that can kill fish, so this does sorta make sense to drown underwater.
Actually fire can be made under water it's called a class b fire. Watch matpats gametheory on fire type pokemon
That one episode were he drowns is in goo because it’s goo lagoon
my mom: "watch an educational show!"
me: "bet."
In “Not Normal” when Spongebob becomes normal he’s round. And his family is pretty normal EXCEPT the square ones.
Thus, square sponges are the weird ones, still family though.
I was thinking maybe since they’re old they get worn down. They lose their color and shape, just like a old person would.
@@freedom3798 But Spongebib's Grandpa was square and yellow
The square sponge is are worried one of the ones fits one still family ones that are still family through
So did we just watch a 12 minute video of mat proving himself wrong over a sponge?
Yup. And he’s done it before. Nice that he includes his fails in the final product on occasion.
What a happy finding.
Idk, kinda just felt like a waste of time... plus, he's been doing a lot of theories that cater more towards older kids/young teens... This just felt very dumbed down. Idk if they're selling out or if they have a higher demographic of kids... but I've found myself being more interested in The Science Of than Game/Film Theory lately.
Because in the pundit square there are only two variables, dominant and recessive traits, except that something to do with color is actually more insane. For human hair color, there are upwards 4 different traits that make this up, not to mention color blending that can occur like in a flower, where a Rr (R is red, r is white) makes pink, not red. . . . and there certainly isn't any genetic crossover in the formation in the gametes during meiosis where a set of chromosomes will create a new chromosome with random slew of segments from both chromosomes.
He didn't prove himself wrong, he just showed us how he dwells on the surface of his theories, and that he tries to prove himself right with half truths and half baked ideas.
Yeaaah...I guess you're right
I love how whenever MatPat says something about a rock, it always shows Dwayne.
I've learned more watching this channel than I did in 6th grade.
i always thought that spongebob’s parents were just old worn out sponges, you know all brown and dirty with all the corners being worn out
Same
Well true but like we see in the family tree the cousin is young and found and brown
leyny aragon I don't see color
That's exactly what i thought as a kid!
A 1/16 is unlikly but it happens, my son is a blue eyed redirect head. my look a like in every way exept nither me or my wife have blue eyes or restore hair
No hate, but you realize you're adding logic to a show that has underwater fire and drowning fish
Dude those things were put in as jokes and yeah y not thats the fun of theories
Fish can drown irl
Mdoggyhood a you're about 5 years late
Both of those things can actually happen irl... gas fires don’t go out underwater and a pure concentration of water with no amount of air mixed in actually can drown a fish
Mdoggyhood it is hating and no one asked u and that's why I think the hole thing is in patches head and his suffering from deppresion
If anyone was adopted it was Mr Krabs's daughter Pearl.
Sounds like a roast
Anthony Gives Up obviously haha
Tru, and i think we see her real father in jail in that one episode.
“Sponges don’t have wombs” but in matpats logic they have eyes and mouths and speek
Question:
What is squidward?
Because of his name we assume he’s a squid. But think about this,
He may have the six tentacles of a squid but he has the round head of an octopus.
Not only that but in the episode Patrick the game he said he was an octopus. So which is it?
@Subscribe To me for no reason THAERY COEMING SOON
He's an octopus
@@trollsbroppy5543 Well here at The Film Theorists we tend to take cartoons more
series then it should be. But i see what you mean,
75% of the ocean is unexplored there could be another animal out there like that. No judge btw.
I say genetic mutation
Squids have ten tentacles. To longer ones for grabbing prey.
I never thought I see the day where MatPat does a theory about if Spongebob was adopted.
nevermind a theory about spongebob was adopted how about matpat doing a spongebob theory at all?
Pearls dad is in jail we don't know about her mom she probably died and that's why krabs adopted and spoiled her
Magic Wizards I always saw it
Teacher: how many fingers do you have
Child with 6 fingers: 12
Other children: what
Rodney Iseminger k
:0
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If they had six fingers why would they say that they have 12??
I legit have 6 and a half fingers total
I don’t usually comment on videos but MY TEACHER USED THIS FOR A GENETICS CLASS IT WAS SO COOL
IS SPONGEBOB ADOPTED?!?!?!?!?!
meh, probably not...
No he is actually not adopted.
Nux Taku yeah
Nux Taku What the hell are you doing here? Go make another sarcastic anime review, I love those!
Nux Taku his mother had an affair
hay it's Nux 👍😁
Why is one of my favorite parts at the begining-
"Are ya ready kids?"
"No"
"I can't hear you"
"NO!"
"Maybe now?"
"I SAID NOOOOO!"
Can we all just stop for a second and realize we are talking about spongebob, a show where fish talk and there are fires, showers, baths, and lakes underwater
and mammals can live underwater, machinery works underwater, and a crab can have a whale daughter.
NO!
Yeah, it's hard to come up good theories when the source material is highly inconsistent...or IS IT?!
this just a theory, a film theory!!
A Barrel of Fun Shhhhh.....
This after him leaving just hits different
Real bro
Same😔
aren't spongebob's parents old, used sponges?
pittkendoka How can a sponge talk?
Wicher Jenniskens
yeah, that’s right. they were old used sponges, this video is just wrong 😂
I thought they where cookies but pat said no....
@pittkendoka ohhhhhh
pittkendoka Remember the ep where spongebob gets the suds a human hand grabs spongebob and uses him to clean so it’s highly possible that they are over used sponges since in the world of sponge bob sea sponges can be used to clean
You just made me hate my seasonal allergies even more...
LOL
Lol
🤣
Oh, a new upload? Well let's just se-
*"SPONGEBOB IS ADOPTED?!?"*
oh okay
Goodbye childhood
How is it that Stan has 5 fingers, like everyone in his family, but Ford has 6 fingers. Is Ford adopted or something?
Ok, you can explain the heritage of Spongebob, but explain Pearl and Mr. Krabs. That's the real theory
pearl is adopted.
maybe mr krabs used to be a whaler and killed pearl's mom and then adopted her......watched spongebob from its debut and still do occasionally now and only just thought of that as i read your comment
MrReifer Yeah, and Pearl was still a baby when Mr Krabs adopted her.
I would say it but it would probably get taken down
You have the perfect profile picture.
Do a theory:
Who is Pearl's father?
Why I'm asking this is because, there is an episode in Spongebob where Plankton is in jail and he has a friend that looks like Pearl. What if Pearl's Father was a criminal thats why Pearl's Mother left her to Mr. Krabs?
LuCCian YES
LuCCian yes
LuCCian YES
No!!!
Lol jk YESS
maybe crabs just impregnated a whale then got pearl, after its just fiction that is also related to science in someways :)))
0:49 “Who makes enough to provide for himself”
He had to pay Mr. Krabs 100 bucks a week during his first few weeks of working there.
HE sold seaweed on the low
Mr. Krabs only pays him 5 cents a week.
RandomKidGaming U He earns less than a dollar a year.
Makes sense
MattPatt: There is no dark to spongebob
The Evolution Theory: Am I a joke to you?
Hey! Stop talking about me and start talking about *Pearl* and Mr *Krabs* I don't know what it is but something doesn't add up there.
Spongebob himself. Do you remember that badass-cowboy familiar of yours?, pretty sure you do!
SO TRUE
Spongebob Squarepants Krabs is really Pearl's sugar daddy
Spongebob Squarepants holy shit
Are you a orphan
My favorite words of matpat is
'Hey its just a theory'
that sounds like if sans said it.
A FILM THEORY.
I just thought SpongeBob’s parents were old used up sponges and that’s why they looked like that while SpongeBob is a young sponge so he still looks normal
**important reasearch going on the planet**
Matpat = *_IS SPONGEBOB ADOPTED_*
-MatPat>Important research-
Matpat=important research
And then there is Mr. Krabbs and pearl
i think its kindof obivious
Lmao
Twjr3 Ø.ö shes, shes, kidnapped coz mr krabs does not want to pay child support
We aren’t supposed to talk about that
Naomi Davis ya I no
Oh man, we haven't done allelles since Rosalina. Good times.
Cool, dude! I was thinking of our last touch up on genetics, and thought of Rosalina. Great to see another true GT fan ;D
Will Hale I remember that one
Hsterts Hertz same
That's actually one of my favourite episodes. Especially with the Luigi twist at the end.
exactly what i thought
"SpongeBob doesnt have a lot of skeletons in his closet"
Alex Bale: Hi How are you?
Friend: Are you allergic to anything?
Me: Yeah. Plant sperm.
Friend: ...
Jane J oh hello cookie cat
No way me too!
Same tbh lol
I don't have 5 or 6 fingers. I have 10 fingers
I have 11
Do you have 5 fingers per hand not pair of hands
R/woooooosh
I have salad fingers
pfft only 10? i have i have 21
Who’s here after Stephen Hillenburg died😭😭😭😭😭
cupcakelover _775 yep on the 26 of November by an sicknesses
:-(
:(
Krish Bb57 so sad 😞😢
Krish Bb57 me😭😢r.i.p. Stephen Hillenburg
Matpat: SpongeBob Is Adopted
Pearl The Whale: Am I A Joke To You
MatPat forgot about cousin Blackjack. Cousin Blackjack is a round and yellow sponge, proving that it is possible to be round and yellow.
and cousin stanley
blackjack is more of a brown yellow
lavender fox Stanley has a square head though. But I guess he could count as circular since it's just his head.
Eh blackjack is brown dude
lavender fox Stanley has a *square* head.
The plant sperm joke was made by my teacher too....
soggyhotcheetoman withaloveforllamas same 😔
soggyhotcheetoman withaloveforllamas I was eating and I got sick
It's not a joke though :V
Mine too. Mrs Treadwell
Lol in the beginning of the vid u only had a few likes 😂😂😂
I'm up here and have no likes 😢
Matpat : Alright team we need ideas!!!!!!
Person 1: Ooh! Ooh! How about a theory on Pearl's biological mom???
Matpat : I sleep
Person 2 : Pffft. Here's a better idea. Is Spongebob adopted???
Matpat : *REAL SHIT?!?!?*
yeah
Person 4: Pearl is actually dead
MatPat: *A S C E N D E D*
Person 3: IS SQUIDWARD CIRCUS BABY?
MatPat: WOKE
Person 5: Patrick is *GOD*
MatPat: *WORLD ANNIHILATION*
oh god fucking Comment award shit tiers memes are spreading
stop beating a dead horse you fucks
Scientist literally found a sponge that look just like SpongeBob a couple years not with the starfish that look just like Patrick became a major meme
Im more interested in knowing why mr Krabs has a whale as daughter
Same
hahahahah lmao ikr 😂😂😂😂
Adopted or Sugar daddy... you decide.
Logan Smith sugar daddy probably a milfhunter
vickytubbie Obviously because he fucked a whale
“Spongebob doesn’t have much to unpack”
Tell that to The Theorizer, his Mrs Puff and Patrick theories threw me for a loop
My science teacher just made this an assignment and I said he wasn’t adopted 😭
When I was little I thought sponge Bobs parents were cookies
Snickers The dog they aren't cookies???
Snickers The dog omfg yasss
I thought they were cookies too
*YUM*
Snickers The dog Who didnt?
Matpat called ford sixer , MATPAT=BILL=STAN=FORD
*CONFIRMED*
Matt would work excellently as a dream demon. Only he would be a theory demon and his apocalypse would be full of enraged screaming teenagers and defensive basement dwellers xD I even personally drew him as a GF style demon but he didn't see it ;-;
Selin Naz Sur sad times, eh?
He's also Sans
And Ness
MATPAT=BILL=STAN=FORD
BILL=SANS
G-MAN=SANS
SANS=NESS
MATPAT= BILL= STAN= FORD= SANS= NESS= GMAN
*CONFIRMED*
Matpat: 6th-grade science- genetics
Me: _cries in I just learned genetics this year and I'm in 8th grade and now I feel dumb_
It all depends on curriculum. I was suprised he was right
Don’t feel dumb, I didn’t learn it in school until grade 12
Your parents didn’t get you a picture book about Gregor Mendel in 4th grade. No, just my parents? I will show myself out.
I just learned it in med school don't feel dumb😂
I’m in sixth grade and I haven’t learned about punnet square
MatPat: "Think back to sixth grade"
Me currently in sixth grade: "I just learned this"
Next Theory : *Is Ajit Pai a human Trollface*
Ajit Pai is DEAD?
Luxra we all know the answer
Luxra The answer is yes.. And that's no theory..
I actually like him. Repealing net neutrality isn't a bad idea.
Is Ajit Pai a Teratoma in the shape of a human?
Spoilers the answer is yes.
I have a theory, as they become older, they create a bigger chance of becoming round and "browner" but that leaves a lot of holes.
AYYYY PUNSS
Why?
But that doesn't work with the grandfather who is old, yellow and square
Pun intended?
WiseWeasel 1942 see the door go