KID RAPS AN OBNOXIOUS VERSE FOR 3 MINUTES STRAIGHT

Yo! So this is for an improv troupe that I'm in at my school. I figured since I didn't put a video up this week that I'd put this one up instead which works right?
Anyways, lyrics below:
[Jake]
Now look, the first time around, man I just read off the ground
And when we did it a second time, I stood in back like a stupid mime
Just listenin and watchin, and walkin,
Waiting for him to stop talkin
Just til I say my few lines
And then he goes back and he shines
And I go back to pacin and my head goes back to bobbin
The rap world is Gotham, he's Batman, I'm robin
Cause in both places and cases they're all his words and his phrases so even if I read em' all he's still the one that amazes
It's time to change that, cause this is my own personal verse,
I'm puttin fate in my hands, I'm about to reverse this curse.
Just call me Bow Wow, cause there's so much that we have alike,
We both in the rap game, we both tryna be Like Mike.
[Mike]
He wants to be like Mike
They all wanna be like Mike
Boy I'd rather be like Ike
Like with 11 around and I tell them when to strike
33rd in my high school I guess kinda we’re alike
You were 34th so I guess I’m kinda alright
Above economy, first, and Presidential class tonight
That means the sole purpass of my Air Force Ones
Is to be held up by Air Force One
Right?
I command everyone from the mass to one
So pass the pen the wizard is en and he’s been in the cabinet before I broke the metaphor and put bins in
You’re gonna need an Excederin in before you reach wits end and
You can’t win with a round peg in a square whole cause I don’t fits in
I throw fits in every class I have
Don’t even get me started with math I don’t want to go down that path
So I slipped off the graph and when I hit the bottom I arrived and
I derived that this is the place for me
My place to be like a safe sweet taste of tea
Cause honey, I was made for this key
I am no longer locked
When I unleash you’d think I was sponsored by Casio
cause I got these G’s Shocked
Track teams good I’m faster though running game at Wheaton sponsored by Reebok
Colder than the Arctic Monkeys better get your knee socks
But do you want to know
How long I can go?I’ll spit till it starts making me money
Get so famous My Name Is mentioned after I’m a mummyAnd I’ll still be collecting more than you
Till you don’t know what to do
Cause your spouse went up the chimney flueSnuck out the house with a shovel
And with a grumble she flicked through Bumble for one last chance
And you would never figure even in a trance
That she went from a gold to a grave digger
Without giving you a glance or even a flicker of remembrance
Mikey's gonna get these Nikes so flashy people can’t help but point
It’s a joint parasitic relationship so when he dances
He jumps up goes sideways gets Max Air for the glances and breaks the joints from the fingers
Into the button to get his kicks pumped up and that about sums up
Why when I walk by, peoples thumbs are perpetually stuck up
But I’m over itI’m over the Jordans
Chromexel leather Wolverines excel in blowing the synthetic pleather to smithereens
Better alarm the festival of fiends that freak out if they don’t match their jeans and allow not another crease besides the seams to rock the reams and reams of virtual paper that they blog about and review the One, Two, One Redux, One Re-up, and another one coming later redesigned look between the lines we changed the color we call this throw up so throw up your bills and reach for your wallet
Get them before you see them on complex
It’s not complex just pay more than the rest
To be the best for a couple of days
Until they are forgotten and not cool until they are considered retro
I know I gotta letcha go
Sorry to bring math back but maybe it's a sin cos I went off on a tangent
I got one more thing to say it's an addition
So listen
Don’t be calling Jake
With floaties on expecting to get a calm lake
Know you’re getting into Oshins
And we aren’t even thinking yet just going through the motions
Check the syllabus
Shows too big we could fill a bus
Let me end this filibuster
Are you feelin us sir
We are in the Den this time
This Friday at 8:30
I’ll see you Den

[@alexs.3383]

Wow how long did it take you to write your verse? It's so long!!

[@8thWeekday]

About an hour! Probably a little too long

[@8thWeekday]

ty!