hello my fellow dane let us talk danish together so the other wont understand. rødspætte smørrebrød sildemad tuborg giga nosser pølse med kakaomælk inger støjberg tissemand. Måge lort med karrysild.
I love history. My favorite era..or I guess event I spend a lot of time looking up would be the American Civil War...followed by anything and everything from prehistory. But I never really got into Midieval stuff...until I found this channel and now I'm bingeing hard on all their videos lol
wicked Sven ravaged my area after we sided with Knut when he was still alive shortly before a battle that was about to happen 2 villages away, Knut fled the scene and we had to fight Sven alone, totally outnumbered ....which, together with exceptionally bad luck, led to our defeat but we managed to off another fratriciding danish king ca 100 yrs later - cursed King Abel was slain a few miles down the road 👌
I think that is true. When doing genealogy research on my Dane/Swede side I kept seeing references to Denmark and Sweden fighting. Most of the time I didn't have time to determine WHY they were fighting again. My biggest branch is from Bornholm, the Hammer clan who had historical ties to the Hammershus Fortress. My "Swedish" side was in Skane/Scania/Skaneland and got established when the area was part of the Danish Kingdom. A lot of back and forth between Bornholm and Skane. DNA today shows strong links to the area. I admit my ancestors started a lot of fighting for reasons unknown to me. The slaughter of the peasant "army" at Visby, Gotland (Sweden) in 1361 being the worst or most violent. I know they also teamed up with Lubeck, Germany on some raids like on Estonia or Latvia. No solid idea why they attacked those areas, but I think it was part of "convert the pagans to Roman Catholicism". I was surprised at the number of times they teamed up with the Dutch military. The Dutch helped break a Swedish siege of Copenhagen at least once, but seems there was another Dutch rescue of Copenhagen. Then Denmark and Holland teamed up against England. Alliances were like dust in the wind. Very few dull moments in Danish history.
@@daneaxe6465 Sweden is probably one of the most warlike countries in history, from 1000 years A.D and 800 years forward there aren't that many years Sweden isn't at war. Thankfully we stopped that bullshit some 200 years ago. War is a waste in every way shape or form unless it's a defensive war. Russia is currently writing checks it cannot pass because of this stupid "empire" mentality.
@MedievalMadness May I suggest you look at another "Bloody Banquet" I was reminded of, known in Spanish history as the Day of the Fosse. Perpetrated by Moorish ruler Abderraman against the Spanish nobles of Toledo in 806 A.D.
An important figure to add, when Valdemar fled after the blood feast, he gathered Absalon and Esbern Snare. The 3 were like brothers. (I don't remember the story 100%, but something like that.)
This has a lot of similarities to “The Black Dinner” when James II had the heads of the Douglas clan murdered. (also the inspiration for the red wedding in game of thrones)
Another danish King named Valdemar in 1520 held a banquet at the swedish capital Stockholm where he under the guise of celebrating his accension as King of the Kalmar Union (between Denmark, Sweden and Norway) decapitated the swedish high nobility by executing 182 people on false charges of heresy. On his way home he stopped by a monastery and murdered most of the priests by drowning them in a local lake.
They all seem very angry and sad. Must be from fighting over a very depressing part of the world. They see the sun on a clear, dry, day maybe twice a year.
A wet stone was not a soft stone. That is absurd. Did you make that up yourself??? A wet stone was, and still is, a sharpening stone. Not a full grinding wheel but a small handheld stone for precise razor edge blades.
I can make all the jokes about how brutal this time period is, because it was to some extent and we took the really dark stuff that happened focus on it. This wasn’t my point is, my point was that the kid reading this stuff has a very good voice for the job, and even if these videos go nowhere, there is a talent in his voice. Don’t stop.
@@mykal2803 I’m messing him up with someone else. I take back what I said, but… I think I confused him with North02 or whatever his name is. They sound about the same, and the kid from voices of the past.
As hobby history reader i think this channel is just brilliant! Keep em coming! Thanks! Respect from Finland!
Jesus im dizzy lol. Good job keeping that all organized
This one was confusing. I feel like I’d need to read it with my highlighters to keep track of all these men.
the blood feast of Roskilde sounds like it is straight out game of thrones.
Probably was Martin's inspiration for Red Wedding
@@b.r.holmes6365 maybe
Check out the Stockholm Bloodbath then 😎
Probably the other way round😃
@@b.r.holmes6365 The Red Wedding was inspired by a Scottish historical event known as "The Black Dinner".
I am from Denmark. We know how to party.
I have a good friend that is Danish, and he is going to LOVE this video. Such a beautiful, creative and cultured nation....now....
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hello my fellow dane let us talk danish together so the other wont understand. rødspætte smørrebrød sildemad tuborg giga nosser pølse med kakaomælk inger støjberg tissemand. Måge lort med karrysild.
@@mirin4681Døde røde rødøjede rådne røgede ørreder
@@--Snowy-- bøsse laks? mette mink morder, flødebolle. flæskesteg med ramsløg og persille. gemte pølser. søstrene grene
Now THIS was medieval madness lol
I love history. My favorite era..or I guess event I spend a lot of time looking up would be the American Civil War...followed by anything and everything from prehistory. But I never really got into Midieval stuff...until I found this channel and now I'm bingeing hard on all their videos lol
I can see why Hamlet’s uncle went the subtle route.
wicked Sven ravaged my area after we sided with Knut when he was still alive
shortly before a battle that was about to happen 2 villages away, Knut fled the scene and we had to fight Sven alone, totally outnumbered ....which, together with exceptionally bad luck, led to our defeat
but we managed to off another fratriciding danish king ca 100 yrs later - cursed King Abel was slain a few miles down the road 👌
Sounds like you live in a gated neighborhood
Once again a great video
Also Sweden and Denmark has the world record in number of wars fought between them
Amazing
I think that is true. When doing genealogy research on my Dane/Swede side I kept seeing references to Denmark and Sweden fighting. Most of the time I didn't have time to determine WHY they were fighting again. My biggest branch is from Bornholm, the Hammer clan who had historical ties to the Hammershus Fortress. My "Swedish" side was in Skane/Scania/Skaneland and got established when the area was part of the Danish Kingdom. A lot of back and forth between Bornholm and Skane. DNA today shows strong links to the area.
I admit my ancestors started a lot of fighting for reasons unknown to me. The slaughter of the peasant "army" at Visby, Gotland (Sweden) in 1361 being the worst or most violent. I know they also teamed up with Lubeck, Germany on some raids like on Estonia or Latvia. No solid idea why they attacked those areas, but I think it was part of "convert the pagans to Roman Catholicism".
I was surprised at the number of times they teamed up with the Dutch military. The Dutch helped break a Swedish siege of Copenhagen at least once, but seems there was another Dutch rescue of Copenhagen.
Then Denmark and Holland teamed up against England. Alliances were like dust in the wind.
Very few dull moments in Danish history.
@@daneaxe6465 Sweden is probably one of the most warlike countries in history, from 1000 years A.D and 800 years forward there aren't that many years Sweden isn't at war. Thankfully we stopped that bullshit some 200 years ago. War is a waste in every way shape or form unless it's a defensive war. Russia is currently writing checks it cannot pass because of this stupid "empire" mentality.
@MedievalMadness May I suggest you look at another "Bloody Banquet" I was reminded of, known in Spanish history as the Day of the Fosse. Perpetrated by Moorish ruler Abderraman against the Spanish nobles of Toledo in 806 A.D.
An important figure to add, when Valdemar fled after the blood feast, he gathered Absalon and Esbern Snare. The 3 were like brothers. (I don't remember the story 100%, but something like that.)
When yon court jester reports on 'mostly peaceful' dinners at yon banquet
Well, the majority of people survived, so I think we can call that a win...
Thanks so much for the video
This has a lot of similarities to “The Black Dinner” when James II had the heads of the Douglas clan murdered. (also the inspiration for the red wedding in game of thrones)
No matter how many times you say "Valdemar" my brain will never translate it to anything other than "Voldemort"
Great soundtrack
dane here, roskilde is still fucking mental every summer
Roskilde festivallen
Øl
Skik følge eller land fly 🤙🏻
So much death where power is at stake.
And now i is the home of one of the oldest and biggest music festivals in europe.... coinky dink? I think not ^_^
Another danish King named Valdemar in 1520 held a banquet at the swedish capital Stockholm where he under the guise of celebrating his accension as King of the Kalmar Union (between Denmark, Sweden and Norway) decapitated the swedish high nobility by executing 182 people on false charges of heresy. On his way home he stopped by a monastery and murdered most of the priests by drowning them in a local lake.
Anytime there is more than 1 going for the throne ONLY 1 will be alive to take the throne at the end. ALWAYS
Basically Game of Thrones
I'm just here being like "Where's Thorfinn?"
5:48 I think I saw that shield in elden ring.
yay Denmark!
We still kill and go nuts here in Denmark when we party 🇩🇰🌞🇩🇰
Fest
They all seem very angry and sad. Must be from fighting over a very depressing part of the world. They see the sun on a clear, dry, day maybe twice a year.
Some animation or icons, or drawn lines or a chart or *something* is needed to follow this. I have no idea what happened lol
GOT "The red wedding".
King of Estrogen. Fathered 20 children mostly boys. Did I miss something? JoM
Too many names and not clear enough to be able to follow the story.
Imagine being called Harold the Weak
What a weird and violent people we are! I wonder would the animals have such a history too, had they be the capacity to live it and write it down?
Um did the title of this video change just curious
There was a king named Cnut?
Knud.
wuz we robbed with monogamy ? this dude had 20 kids and will live forever
Anyone else have a hard time following this one?
Yeah, it was 90% family tree and hard to follow
These ad placements ruin your intro dude
I would not be too proud of playing the party animal.
Literally Crusader kings
Game of thrones
all I could think of watching this lol
VINLAND SAGAAAA
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark'
"Mostly peaceful banquet" lol
THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHED
THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD
THE ONLY ONE
LEFT
Who here has watched Vinland
A wet stone was not a soft stone. That is absurd. Did you make that up yourself???
A wet stone was, and still is, a sharpening stone. Not a full grinding wheel but a small handheld stone for precise razor edge blades.
Another crazy party that got out of control🥳😵💫🥴😖😡🤯
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hi
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hola
CK3 anyone? May 11th 😀
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I can make all the jokes about how brutal this time period is, because it was to some extent and we took the really dark stuff that happened focus on it.
This wasn’t my point is, my point was that the kid reading this stuff has a very good voice for the job, and even if these videos go nowhere, there is a talent in his voice.
Don’t stop.
The guy is in his 40s with kids of his own. I don't think he's a "kid' himself.
@@mykal2803 I’m messing him up with someone else. I take back what I said, but… I think I confused him with North02 or whatever his name is. They sound about the same, and the kid from voices of the past.
@galloe8933 its cool, cause I lied. I have no idea if he's a kid or not lol. When does filming rap up for the notebook 2?
It lost ALL the WELCOME! to MEDEVIAL madness.
It was a deflated explaination point