I remember the day I found out I was a blue mage. It's hard being better than everyone else. Not many people have the sheer brainpower to counter every spell an opponent plays. It's both a gift and a curse. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go knock kids off of swings and yell at traffic.
This is a misrepresentation of being a blue player, and it’s disgusting. We all know you’d be knocking the kids INTO traffic, then yelling at said traffic.
@@AnarchoKeks "Dad, I want to go on the swing!" "Your Wish spell is placed onto the stack, dear child. Alas, it shan't resolve. C O U N T E R S P E L L" "Nooooooooooo...." *child gets sent to the shadow realm*
“If you have a favorite color you’re bad at magic” instantly made me think if Frank Karstan who infamously plays red fast aggressive decks almost every game and is one of the greatest magic players of all time
Pretty sure every player has a favourite colour xD in every game, you're bound to find strategies you find more enjoyable than others. And then, you come to dislike the matchups your preferred playstyle struggles against. I find it really weird how some people hate on that...
@@miguelfreitas5343 Black. Green. Red. Wait a minute, I forgot Colorless. Blue. White. Because while blue shouldn't exist, white is a lot more annoying to play against, mostly because of the playerbase... Blue players are at least human, that understand their place at the top, white players just think they're the top... Green players are the kindest, and Black players have the best sense of humor, and Red players just want to play fast games.
@@livedandletdie Jin-Gitaxias laughs making your max hand size 0 while Jin Gitaxias counters your 1 spell for the turn throw in Winter Orb and your opponent may get a creature just bounce it and watch your opponent cry as they only have 1 untapped land That's no human that's a staxs player
@@dudono1744 I almost exclusivly player Commander these days and there you can pretty much play any type of strat in any color these days. Almost. Mono green spellslinging isnt a thing yet right? idk. I play all colors and dont care for the pie. I play whatever seems intersting. I do have a heavy preference to battlecruiser strats. But pretty much any color can do that so i might be bias.
As a retired blue player, I laughed so hard at the "Blue players perceived IQ vs actual IQ" joke in the last video, because that's the kind of feeling that drew me to blue in the first place (that being all the counters so I could control the game, etc) Some people are just silly.
My pet deck is 4C no G artifacts (Silas Renn and Akiri, Line Slinger [Artifacts]). It's probably an 8.5 on power level but it's sorta balanced with only having ~32 lands... Main wincon is Tezzeret (Master of Metal and Master of the btidge) zapping people for a lot of damage. Biggest weaknesses: Mass artifact destruction, only has two counterspells that care about artifacts (Disruption Protocol and Override)
I bet none of these people realise how powerful colossal dreadmaw is being all of the 99 in my commander deck with an additional colosaal dreadmaw as the commander
@@RobMedellin last time I checked that card was a flower and flowers aren't very strong, I think it probably loses to 99 wastes and mana geode as commander since rock beats flower I think. But idk I think flowers know trees and those make wood which can make bats which can used to kill geologists since they can only see rocks and minerals so maybe with how the meta wraps around they win but I think the rocks win as my heart tells me to believe in the shiny rock as it is very cool and shiny.
@@7OwlsWithALaptop I bet you haven't ever been to the place where you are now with your family and friends party by the time we met baseball last year because they had a great holiday decade using your favorite restaurants under the skirt of a t5 minion that was in the last few weeks banana
@@7OwlsWithALaptop I was really confused when you said what I commented was absurd and I just went outside to clear my mind of it and there was a a flower growing out of the cement sidewalk. I realize my profound and foolish mistake and am very sorry. I have been looking up ways to deal with flowers and I don't think there are any, the best I could find are creatures with sythes but they cannot legally cut the flowers because they are endangered, I need to rethink my understanding of the meta but I am still sure my friend who told me that told me I was wrong and that black lotus was a good card only guessed lucky because they also say stuff like "you cannot literally just draw new cards on paper with crayons when a card says to draw a card" and "mystic remora isn't considered a fish by the game in the first place let alone is it posdible you can cast sizzle on it to turn it into a food token" which are both clearly wrong and the fact they didn't understand when I brought them to get fish n chips is pretty clear proof they don't take in new information properly because they just said "your logic doesn't even make sense because remora aren't eaten by people" I refuse to believe someone who takes in information so poorly has any good understanding of the magic metagame because they print cards every couple days so there is no way they begin to accept that there is another new 3/3 creature every other month if they still keep telling me I am wrong about the creator of the game's best friend being named jon arbuckle.
I’ve said it before and I say it again. White is like salt. By itself, it’s just salt. When paired with other colors, it enhances the flavor with some mixed results. +Blue: WHOOP! WHOOP! Sound of da (fun) police! You say you’ll win eventually, but it’s usually not because your deck sucks, but because you drag it five times longer than it should. +Black: The IRS, but the only currency they accept is blood; usually your opponents’ if their creatures aren’t good enough. +Red: You probably like angels. You probably also like playing “battle medics” in team based games. You also “study the blade” a lot. (A shit ton of equipment.) +Green: You have a very unhealthy obsession with building a massive army of tokens. If your playmat is visible, you think you are playing the game wrong.
Very educational content overall! You teach MTG players how to get a joke, provoke those who still dont get the point after this video and create an infinite content loop. - Genius! So genuis in fact, that even a blue Player like me wouldnt conterspell that. I also liked my own comment
@@bye1551 First of - Bag Check, oh what's this? no jokes in the bag? countered. Who let me into your bag? well let me just Assert Authority over your bag - countered. If you still don't like it well too bad because you Didn't Say Please. Now let me make you An Offer You Can't Refuse and I want you to really focus here despite your Broken Concentration, the next time you EVER tell a joke in my presence I will Cancel you. You heard that right, I am now a joke Censor and yours is out of here with a not too Ceremonious Rejection. Sorry about this Flusterstorm of a comment but to make it easier... COUNTER COUNTER COUNTER COUNTER COUNTER COUNTER COUNTER COUNTER COUNTER COUNTER COUNTER COUNTER COUNTER COUNTER COUNTER COUNTER COUNTER COUNTER COUNTER COUNTER COUNTER COUNTER COUNTER COUNTER
ruclips.net/video/XPoyZaKKTw4/видео.html&ab_channel=Ginko i had no idea that the esoteric scene is playing magic^^ i guess the guy was one of the haters, Zealot got triggered
I'm an azorius player, and I found both of these videos hilarious. Your style of comedy is very unique. I appreciate what you do, keep making awesome videos.
Was that a self realization joke at the azorious’s expense? That’s a heavy fine. And also a fine for incurring a fine fine. Your bail is now set to whatever the orzhov is bribing me and you’re going to jail until the dimir make me forget about what exactly you did which by the way I am now a cobbler and have a nice day.
They're nerds and are passionate about the game. What did you expect? They're gonna take him at face value unless they know him, which is the hiccup with a multicultural space like the internet. Some jokes hit, some won't. Also, we're not all a monolith and are gonna get "the joke." Personally, I thought that particular video was funny but it isn't really fair to assume people are stupid because they didn't get it. He just came off as a bit butthurt.
It doesn't seem like a power move to me, that would have been to make a whole video trashing white. This seems more like butt hurt because people didn't like his jokes
@@peteyp3059 You only see it that way cause you can’t see it from his perspective. He’s not butthurt people are stupid and therefore making a video about it, he’s making content out of a previous video he made. This is exactly what Noah does. He literally only sees this as a potential popular video to get lots of views.
I like white, it does very little the best, but as mentioned, is a good secondary color. I honestly use more white cards than black or blue in my oloro edh deck. Also, colorless is king.
All the comments be saying white has the best lifegain but they have never seen mystic forge + aetherflux reservoir + a few cost reducers as you tear through both MTG arena and your deck until you get to 50+ life on turn 4 consistently and 1 shot the mono white lifegain player who is only at 20-30 life.
@@edgaming7505 Right. I had an almost all black deck (with a couple green and red splashed in) that, if the right conditions were met, could get 50+ life. But it also had insane removal and could reset the board back to your favor with blood in the snow plus lolth giving you life back with each creature killed on your side of the board. White sucks unless you use it as a secondary color. Doesn't matter how much life you gain if you can't ever kill me/make me lose.
@@therebelofchaos1674 I have had many games(because the deck is incredibly consistent where I have had 1 cost reducer on turn 3 and on turn 4 I hit them with my aetherflux reservoir for 50, lolth wont come down until after I win and blood on the snow wont do anything to me(I have 4 creatures in the deck). Even vs decks that got over 50 life, I just continued my combo and hit them twice for 50, if you ever tap out vs my deck, I will just kill you, doesnt matter how big your board is.
By displaying the overall white players inability to grasp the concept of humor, I think this video has done an excellent job of debunking the "blue player=dumbest" fallacy.
“If you have a favorite color you’re bad at magic” isn't that the whole purpose of the colors' lore? For you to pick which one you relate/like the most?
Loved the guy that didn't get why green big creatures are worth it when they can be stopped with a 2 mana counterspell. Good thing green has good access to the 'can't be countered' ability. Green still wins 💚
As somebody who plays mono-white EXCLUSIVELY I have two good points to make that I believe will change your mind. 1: White makes good for doing opponents stop making me lose. 2: Do you know where my dad went and when he will come back and is it my fault?
White is my favorite color in magic. It is by far the weakest color. Wizards doesnt want it to have great ramp options or great card draw options. Those two being the two main major resources in the game there is a clear problem. Obviously white isnt useless but he was obviously joking in the last video. I have a mono white deck for edh and man did i have to REACH to make it keep up with my playgroups power level and i still struggle on mana and cards regularly with it. Recently wizards has been printing stronger white cards, and i do think as a supporting color for the good colors (green, blue, & black) it does a great job. But sadly white and Red are just clearly behind.
The natural tactics for White and Red are fast, aggressive strategies. Burn/RDW is always around in 60 card, 20 life formats, and that's what cards have been balanced around for the vast majority of magic. Running 5 playsets of 1-mana 3-damage burn spells means a third of your deck is extremely mana efficient but giving red good card draw would be horrendously overpowered since it would let them keep throwing more damage at face. Commander, with its 100 card singleton decks and 40 starting life hits burn/aggro in three ways. Bigger deck leads to less consistency. Running singletons leads to less consistency. 40 life is frankly just out of reach for the archetype. Mono-white faces the same problems. Both colours just run on a frequency that isn't really compatible with the basic nature of the format. Of course, if there were a situation where these aggro strategies could reliably get to 40 damage in 4-5 turns, then it would be out of control in 60 card formats. It's not impossible to make a strong mono red, mono white or boros deck in commander, but it'll need some thinking outside of the box and a weenie aggro strategy is almost certainly not viable because the dudes just aren't big enough to chunk through 40 life on each player before other decks come online and beat up your dudes.
@@Arrzarrina i agree completely except that white is even weak in vintage/legacy compared to blue green and black, which are 60 card non singleton formats. It is good as a supporting color to blue in a miracles control style deck, and the occasional white taxes style deck. However overall it’s definitely the weakest color, even red has better aggro with skred and goblins.
Hey Noah. I’m Charles, the Mono-White Guy. I play Mono-White a lot in cEDH. My friends would send me some of your videos from time to time. I thought your other video was pretty funny. I’m sorry to hear some people didn’t read the room on your joke. Keep doing you. Be the Colossal Dreadmaw you want to be. I’ve just subbed to your channel, by the way. 1/42
Lol, Noah replied to a comment with “I would never cherry pick cards” and then cherry picked one of white’s worst enchantment removal spells to compare against one of black’s honestly mid creature/removal spells. I actually wonder how many people will miss the comedic genius in that and un ironically try to call him out lol.
lol easy it's usually called - i play all my lands - splat opponent summons their creatures and start ramping i cry cause im playing white and have no draw power i pray to god cause i love angels and such as a white player and must top deck the board wipe so i can finally summon my swarm of tokens/monsters that won't get instantly stomped on cause they have low toughness
Magic the Noah: “I don’t cherry pick and I will never cherry pick” Also Magic the Noah: Immediately cherry picks a sub-par white removal spell. Pure genius!
@@TheChosen1665 If you specified "enchantment or artifact removal", sure. but removal in general, no way. white has efficient removal for all types of permanents, while green only has for 2. prismatic ending can hit any monocoloured non-land permant for 1 mana, which green just can't match.
The best part of white is that I bought exactly one commander deck because it had a sexy angel lady on the front, and now I have a sexy angel lady card. Can't top that.
White is the best color because if you win one game with 1000+ life then you’re allowed to lose (50games * 20life) before having less than 50% winrate. BAM ! Watyougonnadowabawtthat ?
I run mono-white aggro on arena and I love it, it’s simple, consistant and most importantly fun, white is really fun in 60 card formats but in edh, I think it’s easy too slow down. Sidenote: I love your content Noah!
As a mono white player who reached mythic in arena with a mono white deck and finds white to be the most fun color, white is also easily the worst of the 5.
Yeah kind of i ususally try to make decks with other colors but in most cases end up adding white anyway ... until the red/green/black deck end up with 75% white cards ... oh and i hate to play against blue but thankfully some people are not skilled enough to play it well and just counter the first cards i play to get canceled and bring out what i need. I once had a player that was kind of in auto mode as he ended up copying one of my instants and returning my card to my hand... he quit the match right after -.-
5:46 i know nobody cares, but what this comment says is just completely untrue. each color has a certain playstyle, which will effect the colors you play more often based on preference. i will also say that its also important to branch out and do different color combinations. Its alright to have favorite colors in mtg, and it doesnt make you better or worse. keep making cool content :D
6:23 I'm here to say that I'm probably the only one subscribed, but I'm also a blue player and since I won't be able to share this with the friends I don't have I have no other option except unsubscribe. Farewell !
i heard a joke once. It was a game of modern i was told about by a friend where their opponent bragged about how much better their colors were and that white was the worst color, only to walk into 3 stax pieces in the subsequent turns and scoop immediately.
Holy shit I subbed between the last video and this one so to see to sub stat go from 0% to 0.1% really made me laugh. I know its a bit but still, funny as fuck.
hey just found your channel with the mono color , friend aptitude tier list and subbed, i love satire based content and think it's a good avenue for content creation which allows for you not having to focus on 1 thing and have to stick to that all the time , encouraging diverse videos. All in all keep up the good work man love the content
I would argue that ppl comment before watching the entire video. I watched it again and it did not seem as a joke in the white part of the video (but still, the comments are dumb af). Love your content
I love the argument that was made near the end of the video saying that White isn't bad, they just have conditions or could only target specific things. My brother in Avacyn, that's why they are bad.
Only reason white is considered bad is cuz stax isn't taken too kindly P.S ik it's a joke but I can't take the mono white slander. STILL COOLER THAN BLUE THO 🤣 Pp.S plz don't play blue white yall mfs stinky af
I remember white being ok in aggro Boros builds, Orzhov Lifelink/Exalted strategies, and the occasional Selesnia token deck... Back in the Gatecrash block. Almost a decade ago. I like it as a secondary color when I run an enchantment deck or a weenie deck, and I'll sometimes use it in drafts. But I'm with you when it comes to Commander. Sometimes I'll have it as A color in the deck, but not mono-white. Never mono-white. Here's why. White is actually really good at getting cheap shit on the field. So are the others (Red especially,) but I'm going somewhere with this. White needs to be strong from the beginning of the game, and they'll only survive long enough to cast the thumpy cards which can actually change the game, like some of the big angels. White has basically no mid-game presence. It's too inconsistent. Like you said, it has a lot of tools, such as Exile and life gain. It isn't the best at anything, and other colors all have other things going for them as well, but they can usually set up a board state which can handle early threats and synergize for damage.. but that's about it. It has big creatures, but its ramp sucks, and it's honestly just not realistic to expect it to keep up in formats like EDH, where life gain is much less relevant and white can't build its army without being easily checked. Sure, white has removal.. but anything more than a single target, such as a board wipe, usually has an untenable mana cost.
white is a weenie archetype that is there to easily remake their field cause they have to board wipe to clear most things so yes for the sake of mtg balance so white doesn't lose and spend the whole time board wiping for nothing; they have some of the easiest creatures to summon
@@madhatten00 right, so.. like I said, pretty much. They're the kings of cheap wimps, just most of their obscenely powerful cards are so expensive to play that someone else has usually taken a massive lead in a game like Commander before they can get any realistic threats moving. I tend to feel like I'm playing catch up constantly when I'm playing mono white for EDH. It works pretty well for faster 2 player formats, especially draft. I just find it pretty underwhelming by itself in EDH.
You should know that a spanish chanel played your +90 lands comander decks. It's called Infrecuentes. You should check it out. It´s the video called "commander #12"
not that you need the validation but as someone whose comfort zone is white/green I found your jokes hilarious lol some people take cardboard and jokes about it wayyyyy too seriously 😂
I'll be honest, thought the video would bring out all the blue players. But turns out it really just weeded out white players lmao. Love this. Edit: for those that state "I won with over thousands in life", yea have you met poison counters? Life gain is useless lol. Doesnt stop poison or commander damage lol.
I feel like white could use instant win effects given it seems to be the stall color so you have time to setup whatever requirement for your instant win.
@@dudono1744 how does your point pertain to this? And their instant win effects can easily be turned off. Can't tell you the amount of times I exiled approach of the second sun with necromentia, or insta killed their angel of destiny Yea sure, gaining life can stall out the game. But life gain does nothing impactful, especially against creatures that impact the board right away or spells that have great effects.
Commenting on the comment about white ramp, no, white is certainly not the second best ramp color. Red beats it by a mile. Several different rituals, albeit bad ones, gold span dragon, dockside, along with lots more treasure stuff. Blacks rituals might even best white ramp, but I don't know
NOOO YOU CAN'T SAY WHITE IS THE WORST COLOR IT'S [insert paragraph here] [insert insult here] AND MY WAIFU TAMIYO IS WHITE AND BLUE STOP HATING ZLFHJTYRRY I liked my own comment.
I love white… as a support color. All my decks have white… as the support color. Am I ever going to play mono white? No. Why? Because it’s bad as a non-support color. People need to come to that conclusion for themselves. It has barely any card draw, the ramp is mediocre, and it has no wincons.
hey that's not true, look at halo fountain!! (edit: this is a joke, any alt win-con that requires you to have 10+ creatures on the board is a "win more" card, not a real win-con)
@Harper N/A white artifacts with aetherflux reservoir maybe but even then you will just get obliterated by the rest of the table the moment they figure out your game plan.
3:45 the capitalization of the "M" and "G", but not the "t" is, afaik, from some kinda general title capitalization rule of thumb where words that are 3 letters or less are basically always going to be lowercase, while bigger words are capitalized. One could see it as small words being white decks, while big words as green decks. :y
You know what you are doing and I love this channel. Keep it up! I think its enlightening and funny! I laugh so much about people getting so hurt they want to comment hahahaha
As a mono white player, I look down on green players because they’re all braindead. They play giant creatures and swing. My mono white deck allows me to play small creatures and swing
I remember the day I found out I was a blue mage. It's hard being better than everyone else. Not many people have the sheer brainpower to counter every spell an opponent plays. It's both a gift and a curse. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go knock kids off of swings and yell at traffic.
This is a misrepresentation of being a blue player, and it’s disgusting.
We all know you’d be knocking the kids INTO traffic, then yelling at said traffic.
@@SaundersYT nah that’s more black removal. Blue can only bounce kids off of swings.
@@BatKitKat nah see, bouncing them into traffic is the blue part. The actual car hitting them is the black removal.
What are you doing, knocking kids off of swings? They should have never gotten on the swings in the first place
@@AnarchoKeks
"Dad, I want to go on the swing!"
"Your Wish spell is placed onto the stack, dear child. Alas, it shan't resolve. C O U N T E R S P E L L"
"Nooooooooooo...." *child gets sent to the shadow realm*
“If you have a favorite color you’re bad at magic” instantly made me think if Frank Karstan who infamously plays red fast aggressive decks almost every game and is one of the greatest magic players of all time
Given colors seem to be linked to a playstyle (the color pie), it makes sense to pick one color.
Pretty sure every player has a favourite colour xD in every game, you're bound to find strategies you find more enjoyable than others. And then, you come to dislike the matchups your preferred playstyle struggles against. I find it really weird how some people hate on that...
@@miguelfreitas5343 Black. Green. Red. Wait a minute, I forgot Colorless. Blue. White. Because while blue shouldn't exist, white is a lot more annoying to play against, mostly because of the playerbase... Blue players are at least human, that understand their place at the top, white players just think they're the top...
Green players are the kindest, and Black players have the best sense of humor, and Red players just want to play fast games.
@@livedandletdie Jin-Gitaxias laughs making your max hand size 0 while Jin Gitaxias counters your 1 spell for the turn throw in Winter Orb and your opponent may get a creature just bounce it and watch your opponent cry as they only have 1 untapped land
That's no human that's a staxs player
@@dudono1744 I almost exclusivly player Commander these days and there you can pretty much play any type of strat in any color these days. Almost. Mono green spellslinging isnt a thing yet right? idk.
I play all colors and dont care for the pie. I play whatever seems intersting.
I do have a heavy preference to battlecruiser strats. But pretty much any color can do that so i might be bias.
You're telling me people watched a Magic The Noah video and took it seriously? The internet is dumber than I thought. I liked my own Comment.
I liked your comment.
I am going to like my comment to your comment.
I like that you liked your own comment
I liked both of your compliments as well as my own. The circle continues.
😂😂... guess I'll add my own to the chain.
Imagine having such a bad opinion that you liked your own comment 527 times
As a retired blue player, I laughed so hard at the "Blue players perceived IQ vs actual IQ" joke in the last video, because that's the kind of feeling that drew me to blue in the first place (that being all the counters so I could control the game, etc) Some people are just silly.
Me too, then i quite playing mtg for while, looked off into the sunset, and realized i am retarded. Now i play Blue again, because reading scares me
Actually same
Same. I want to have a long drawn out duel to see what our decks are really capable of. I WILL make the duel last as long as possible lol.
I like blue cards so I can can make my red green guys go WACK
My pet deck is 4C no G artifacts (Silas Renn and Akiri, Line Slinger [Artifacts]). It's probably an 8.5 on power level but it's sorta balanced with only having ~32 lands...
Main wincon is Tezzeret (Master of Metal and Master of the btidge) zapping people for a lot of damage.
Biggest weaknesses: Mass artifact destruction, only has two counterspells that care about artifacts (Disruption Protocol and Override)
I bet none of these people realise how powerful colossal dreadmaw is being all of the 99 in my commander deck with an additional colosaal dreadmaw as the commander
That's the one deck that beats the 99 black Lotus with a black Lotus as commander
@@RobMedellin last time I checked that card was a flower and flowers aren't very strong, I think it probably loses to 99 wastes and mana geode as commander since rock beats flower I think.
But idk I think flowers know trees and those make wood which can make bats which can used to kill geologists since they can only see rocks and minerals so maybe with how the meta wraps around they win but I think the rocks win as my heart tells me to believe in the shiny rock as it is very cool and shiny.
@@sablesalt that just got more absurd with every word, I love it.
@@7OwlsWithALaptop I bet you haven't ever been to the place where you are now with your family and friends party by the time we met baseball last year because they had a great holiday decade using your favorite restaurants under the skirt of a t5 minion that was in the last few weeks banana
@@7OwlsWithALaptop I was really confused when you said what I commented was absurd and I just went outside to clear my mind of it and there was a a flower growing out of the cement sidewalk.
I realize my profound and foolish mistake and am very sorry.
I have been looking up ways to deal with flowers and I don't think there are any, the best I could find are creatures with sythes but they cannot legally cut the flowers because they are endangered, I need to rethink my understanding of the meta but I am still sure my friend who told me that told me I was wrong and that black lotus was a good card only guessed lucky because they also say stuff like "you cannot literally just draw new cards on paper with crayons when a card says to draw a card" and "mystic remora isn't considered a fish by the game in the first place let alone is it posdible you can cast sizzle on it to turn it into a food token" which are both clearly wrong and the fact they didn't understand when I brought them to get fish n chips is pretty clear proof they don't take in new information properly because they just said "your logic doesn't even make sense because remora aren't eaten by people"
I refuse to believe someone who takes in information so poorly has any good understanding of the magic metagame because they print cards every couple days so there is no way they begin to accept that there is another new 3/3 creature every other month if they still keep telling me I am wrong about the creator of the game's best friend being named jon arbuckle.
I’ve said it before and I say it again. White is like salt. By itself, it’s just salt. When paired with other colors, it enhances the flavor with some mixed results.
+Blue: WHOOP! WHOOP! Sound of da (fun) police! You say you’ll win eventually, but it’s usually not because your deck sucks, but because you drag it five times longer than it should.
+Black: The IRS, but the only currency they accept is blood; usually your opponents’ if their creatures aren’t good enough.
+Red: You probably like angels. You probably also like playing “battle medics” in team based games. You also “study the blade” a lot. (A shit ton of equipment.)
+Green: You have a very unhealthy obsession with building a massive army of tokens. If your playmat is visible, you think you are playing the game wrong.
I just wanna Comraderie for 14 God Dammit
I was introduced to MTG with a White-Green deck...
Why is this so accurate...?
So accurate
No I like eating raw salt from the bulk packaging.
Ironically I have a 4 color deck that doesn't have green, and it revolves around tokens
Very educational content overall! You teach MTG players how to get a joke, provoke those who still dont get the point after this video and create an infinite content loop. - Genius! So genuis in fact, that even a blue Player like me wouldnt conterspell that.
I also liked my own comment
And teaches grammar too!
"I play joke, my laugh queue triggers and cause none of you guys have a common sense type I go infinite. Response?"
@@bye1551 First of - Bag Check, oh what's this? no jokes in the bag? countered.
Who let me into your bag? well let me just Assert Authority over your bag - countered.
If you still don't like it well too bad because you Didn't Say Please.
Now let me make you An Offer You Can't Refuse and I want you to really focus here despite your Broken Concentration, the next time you EVER tell a joke in my presence I will Cancel you.
You heard that right, I am now a joke Censor and yours is out of here with a not too Ceremonious Rejection.
Sorry about this Flusterstorm of a comment but to make it easier...
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i had no idea that the esoteric scene is playing magic^^ i guess the guy was one of the haters, Zealot got triggered
I'm an azorius player, and I found both of these videos hilarious. Your style of comedy is very unique. I appreciate what you do, keep making awesome videos.
I was expecting an “You go to jail” joke after, because Azorius.
Was that a self realization joke at the azorious’s expense? That’s a heavy fine. And also a fine for incurring a fine fine. Your bail is now set to whatever the orzhov is bribing me and you’re going to jail until the dimir make me forget about what exactly you did which by the way I am now a cobbler and have a nice day.
I'm a gruul player and I enjoyed watching these videos while enjoying my post-win celebratory crayons.
It's crazy that people can't just take satire as satire
Um actually its parody 🤓
@@addisonyoungblood4501 I see what you did there...
It has been like this since...ever
The satire video that these comments are in response to was great, this video was awful
They're nerds and are passionate about the game. What did you expect? They're gonna take him at face value unless they know him, which is the hiccup with a multicultural space like the internet. Some jokes hit, some won't.
Also, we're not all a monolith and are gonna get "the joke." Personally, I thought that particular video was funny but it isn't really fair to assume people are stupid because they didn't get it. He just came off as a bit butthurt.
I love how you just turned people’s hate into a video.
That’s such a power move
It doesn't seem like a power move to me, that would have been to make a whole video trashing white. This seems more like butt hurt because people didn't like his jokes
@@peteyp3059 You only see it that way cause you can’t see it from his perspective. He’s not butthurt people are stupid and therefore making a video about it, he’s making content out of a previous video he made. This is exactly what Noah does. He literally only sees this as a potential popular video to get lots of views.
Just want to say that your style cracks me up every time. Nothing should be taken too seriously, and I love it!
Sorry you mispelt stile
I loved when Noah said “it’s mono whiteing time!” and monoed all over the white players
AYYYYYYYO!
i read it like "moaned" and got a bit confused
As a central white player, I enjoyed this video
Also I liked my own comment
I always like my own comments. Why wouldn't I? They are all good comments that deserve likes!
I know right?!?!
Agreed!!1!1!
@@aslakgurnirsson1685 a good strategy is to like your own comment, but only after someone else likes it first
@@jacobwright9351 Oh shit shut up!! Don't tell anyone!!
(Good rule is to do it at 2~3)
I like white, it does very little the best, but as mentioned, is a good secondary color. I honestly use more white cards than black or blue in my oloro edh deck.
Also, colorless is king.
You forgot to like your own comment.
All the comments be saying white has the best lifegain but they have never seen mystic forge + aetherflux reservoir + a few cost reducers as you tear through both MTG arena and your deck until you get to 50+ life on turn 4 consistently and 1 shot the mono white lifegain player who is only at 20-30 life.
@@edgaming7505 Right. I had an almost all black deck (with a couple green and red splashed in) that, if the right conditions were met, could get 50+ life. But it also had insane removal and could reset the board back to your favor with blood in the snow plus lolth giving you life back with each creature killed on your side of the board. White sucks unless you use it as a secondary color. Doesn't matter how much life you gain if you can't ever kill me/make me lose.
@@therebelofchaos1674 I have had many games(because the deck is incredibly consistent where I have had 1 cost reducer on turn 3 and on turn 4 I hit them with my aetherflux reservoir for 50, lolth wont come down until after I win and blood on the snow wont do anything to me(I have 4 creatures in the deck). Even vs decks that got over 50 life, I just continued my combo and hit them twice for 50, if you ever tap out vs my deck, I will just kill you, doesnt matter how big your board is.
As a Rakdos player, I despise you for that just on principle alone. But respect for the colorless shoutout
By displaying the overall white players inability to grasp the concept of humor, I think this video has done an excellent job of debunking the "blue player=dumbest" fallacy.
Lol!
Hmm. Maybe. But i think it shows that actually blue players may have more friends than white players
@@scarfhat1 so, I can have friends now? 😀
Yeah, it really dispelled that fallacy, huh? I mean, It was a really great counter! Can I draw some friends now? Pls? 😅
I beg to disagree as I have recently fought a blue player who blocked my 18 trample damage with only 6 while at 12 health
“If you have a favorite color you’re bad at magic” isn't that the whole purpose of the colors' lore? For you to pick which one you relate/like the most?
Bro roasted them so much it made their lives useless just like the color white 💀
Facts
Noah roasted them so hard that they resembled my pizza from last night.... burnt.
He roasted them without playing red, impressive.
Stop stop they’re already dead
You cant take a joke? Too bad take my fireball to the face!
Loved the guy that didn't get why green big creatures are worth it when they can be stopped with a 2 mana counterspell. Good thing green has good access to the 'can't be countered' ability. Green still wins 💚
Magic the Noah should require viewers to touch grass before commenting. Because grass is green, and green is the best color
The best way to beat someone with a mono white deck is to put all the cards in a sock first.
Lol can't believe this got slept on
"Your anti-white bias..."
With no context it sounds like they're about to dive into a racist rant x3
Even mtg hates "white power" lol
they legit used all the buzzwords, that was the one comment I had to think for a second if it was actually satire and Noah got rolled
"White cant even beat White, and White sucks"
No sentemce has ever made me want to laugh and cry simultaneously as much as this one
He literally plays standard live. why did everyone say commander player or EDH player like it was an insult LMAO.
Man, mono-white rolls Standard on MTGA and most something + white combinations have been strong as fuck too, lol
I play commander to make friends and other formats to lose them.
@@sethb3090 lol honestly I love your outlook, I'm with ya
White has been one of the top 5 colors in MTG every SINGLE year since 1993!
This was absolutely hilarious, I was dying. “I fixed your comment for you” 🤣
I feel like there will be commander hate until the day standard becomes relevant again
"I have never cherry picked"
As he cherry picks cards AND bad arguments supporting white
Love your videos, I understand that it's all jokes
I have been baited
"I play EVERY color." hahahaha
As somebody who plays mono-white EXCLUSIVELY I have two good points to make that I believe will change your mind.
1: White makes good for doing opponents stop making me lose.
2: Do you know where my dad went and when he will come back and is it my fault?
i'm pretty sure these guys are just salty because they lost to a colossal dreadmaw.
White is my favorite color in magic.
It is by far the weakest color. Wizards doesnt want it to have great ramp options or great card draw options.
Those two being the two main major resources in the game there is a clear problem.
Obviously white isnt useless but he was obviously joking in the last video. I have a mono white deck for edh and man did i have to REACH to make it keep up with my playgroups power level and i still struggle on mana and cards regularly with it.
Recently wizards has been printing stronger white cards, and i do think as a supporting color for the good colors (green, blue, & black) it does a great job. But sadly white and Red are just clearly behind.
Not even that, thinking white is bad is EDH rotten brain as fuck considering mono-white has been insufferable for the last two rotations in Standard.
@@GuelermeDias i think its a MTG overall type of thing. Standard is an extremely small sample size compared to 30 years of magic cards.
The natural tactics for White and Red are fast, aggressive strategies.
Burn/RDW is always around in 60 card, 20 life formats, and that's what cards have been balanced around for the vast majority of magic. Running 5 playsets of 1-mana 3-damage burn spells means a third of your deck is extremely mana efficient but giving red good card draw would be horrendously overpowered since it would let them keep throwing more damage at face.
Commander, with its 100 card singleton decks and 40 starting life hits burn/aggro in three ways. Bigger deck leads to less consistency. Running singletons leads to less consistency. 40 life is frankly just out of reach for the archetype. Mono-white faces the same problems. Both colours just run on a frequency that isn't really compatible with the basic nature of the format. Of course, if there were a situation where these aggro strategies could reliably get to 40 damage in 4-5 turns, then it would be out of control in 60 card formats.
It's not impossible to make a strong mono red, mono white or boros deck in commander, but it'll need some thinking outside of the box and a weenie aggro strategy is almost certainly not viable because the dudes just aren't big enough to chunk through 40 life on each player before other decks come online and beat up your dudes.
@@Arrzarrina i agree completely except that white is even weak in vintage/legacy compared to blue green and black, which are 60 card non singleton formats.
It is good as a supporting color to blue in a miracles control style deck, and the occasional white taxes style deck. However overall it’s definitely the weakest color, even red has better aggro with skred and goblins.
@@cooldes4593 Is death & taxes not good any more?
I love the fact you're getting right into the point with the thumbnail.
Hey Noah. I’m Charles, the Mono-White Guy. I play Mono-White a lot in cEDH. My friends would send me some of your videos from time to time. I thought your other video was pretty funny. I’m sorry to hear some people didn’t read the room on your joke. Keep doing you. Be the Colossal Dreadmaw you want to be. I’ve just subbed to your channel, by the way.
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Bruhhhhhh these are seriously Hilarious 😂😂😂😂 I love watching these videos man makes my F****ing day bro
As someone who knows nothing about MTG, these white playes sound a lot like blue players.
His narration of whiney comments is on point
1:22 comedy gold
Lol, Noah replied to a comment with “I would never cherry pick cards” and then cherry picked one of white’s worst enchantment removal spells to compare against one of black’s honestly mid creature/removal spells. I actually wonder how many people will miss the comedic genius in that and un ironically try to call him out lol.
You enraged ALL the 1/1 white soldier tokens lol
What 1/1 white soldier tokens? The ones in my graveyard?
I look forward to him posting “Inside the mind of a White MTG player”.
lol easy it's usually called - i play all my lands - splat
opponent summons their creatures and start ramping
i cry cause im playing white and have no draw power
i pray to god cause i love angels and such as a white player and must top deck the board wipe so i can finally summon my swarm of tokens/monsters that won't get instantly stomped on cause they have low toughness
It would just be a white void with a faint ringing sound in the background.
I wish more content creators did videos like this. This was fun!
I guess some people like insulting thier viewers for fun, jeez it was too much so I stopped watching it.
@@codyholley bro stopped watching it so hard, he had to go to the comments to tell everyone about it.
I don't think It is required more than 2 neurons to realize that was a joke heheheh
I have never played mtg, and never had an interest in playing, but now I know for sure that white is the worst colour
Every colour is equal. They have their own weaknesses and strengths. We should all just have fun and enjoyment in the game.
Except White lol
This is absolutely hilarious. Thank you for compiling these comments, now we can all laugh at them together.
White is my favorite, saying it's useless is actually the funniest joke to make about the color XD
100% agree
Magic the Noah: “I don’t cherry pick and I will never cherry pick”
Also Magic the Noah: Immediately cherry picks a sub-par white removal spell.
Pure genius!
Thank you.
There isn’t a lot of white removal compared to black or green. Just sayin 🤷♂️
@@TheChosen1665 this is satire, right? Black, sure. But how on earth does White's removals not beat Green aka "my best removal is a colour pie break"?
Green has 0 mana enchantment and artifact removal. Creature removal is white’s win, but we all know that path is just not good.
@@TheChosen1665 If you specified "enchantment or artifact removal", sure. but removal in general, no way. white has efficient removal for all types of permanents, while green only has for 2. prismatic ending can hit any monocoloured non-land permant for 1 mana, which green just can't match.
The best part of white is that I bought exactly one commander deck because it had a sexy angel lady on the front, and now I have a sexy angel lady card. Can't top that.
I've played long enough to know where the jokes are coming from and I think they're pretty funny. Keep up the awesome work
Didn't like your own comment. Rookie mistake
Excited for a follow-up video where Noah bags on people not understanding jokes in this comment section too.
White is the best color because if you win one game with 1000+ life then you’re allowed to lose (50games * 20life) before having less than 50% winrate. BAM ! Watyougonnadowabawtthat ?
When white players are gaining themselves 50*20 life, red players had already burned 50 more other games and burned 20 lives each.
RedDeckWins!!!!!
I use instant win effects to render your calculations meaningless
@@dudono1744Ah, welcome blue.
What's funny is that black isn't known for mana ramping but it still ramps better than white lol.
Haters can hate, we all know where the truth is. Also kinda funny that some of these guys consider stax as fair.
Lol
~~fair~~ *fun
I learned that Noah is a literature/English nerd today with the amount of grammar corrections in this.
I run mono-white aggro on arena and I love it, it’s simple, consistant and most importantly fun, white is really fun in 60 card formats but in edh, I think it’s easy too slow down. Sidenote: I love your content Noah!
As a Rakdos player, on principle I despise your existence
Mono-White decks: The Devil
White mixed in with any combo of color in the Magic pie chart: A Good Idea!
As a mono white player who reached mythic in arena with a mono white deck and finds white to be the most fun color, white is also easily the worst of the 5.
Yeah kind of i ususally try to make decks with other colors but in most cases end up adding white anyway ... until the red/green/black deck end up with 75% white cards ... oh and i hate to play against blue but thankfully some people are not skilled enough to play it well and just counter the first cards i play to get canceled and bring out what i need.
I once had a player that was kind of in auto mode as he ended up copying one of my instants and returning my card to my hand... he quit the match right after -.-
They sound awfully mad for someone going against a Colossal Dreadmaw
They hate fun
It’s pretty standard to not capitalize words like a, of, the, for, etc in acronyms
Found the white player.
(Don’t worry I play it too, we’ll brick his big boi when he least expects it.)
White is being undervalued. I think it's in the top 5 best colours
I'm quickly becoming a fan, sir. And this is only the second video of yours I've watched. 😆
Same
5:46 i know nobody cares, but what this comment says is just completely untrue. each color has a certain playstyle, which will effect the colors you play more often based on preference. i will also say that its also important to branch out and do different color combinations. Its alright to have favorite colors in mtg, and it doesnt make you better or worse.
keep making cool content :D
6:23
I'm here to say that I'm probably the only one subscribed, but I'm also a blue player and since I won't be able to share this with the friends I don't have I have no other option except unsubscribe. Farewell !
F
I think red is the best until you run out of cards and only draw one at a time.
blue plaer iq < gruul playr
I play blue, so i cant read your comment
i heard a joke once. It was a game of modern i was told about by a friend where their opponent bragged about how much better their colors were and that white was the worst color, only to walk into 3 stax pieces in the subsequent turns and scoop immediately.
White is probably my favorite color in Magic, but god damn if it isn't useless. I just like angels because I think they're cool
Holy shit I subbed between the last video and this one so to see to sub stat go from 0% to 0.1% really made me laugh. I know its a bit but still, funny as fuck.
hey just found your channel with the mono color , friend aptitude tier list and subbed, i love satire based content and think it's a good avenue for content creation which allows for you not having to focus on 1 thing and have to stick to that all the time , encouraging diverse videos. All in all keep up the good work man love the content
I played mtg for many years and also in tournsmets. I find your videos very funny. I can't understand why someone would take them seriously.
I would argue that ppl comment before watching the entire video. I watched it again and it did not seem as a joke in the white part of the video (but still, the comments are dumb af). Love your content
Liked my comment
"Inside the mind of a White player" would have been a perfect title for this
I love the argument that was made near the end of the video saying that White isn't bad, they just have conditions or could only target specific things. My brother in Avacyn, that's why they are bad.
1:14 If you read some of these comments out of context they get a much different tone to them
Tbh worst color is red, white has no win cons but u don't need em when the enemy is dead lmao
Only reason white is considered bad is cuz stax isn't taken too kindly
P.S ik it's a joke but I can't take the mono white slander. STILL COOLER THAN BLUE THO 🤣
Pp.S plz don't play blue white yall mfs stinky af
Stfu No red is best color lies
Bro, you weren't joking. And as a serious analysis of magic colors, I gotta say you're spot on. Good job.
I remember white being ok in aggro Boros builds, Orzhov Lifelink/Exalted strategies, and the occasional Selesnia token deck... Back in the Gatecrash block. Almost a decade ago.
I like it as a secondary color when I run an enchantment deck or a weenie deck, and I'll sometimes use it in drafts. But I'm with you when it comes to Commander. Sometimes I'll have it as A color in the deck, but not mono-white. Never mono-white. Here's why.
White is actually really good at getting cheap shit on the field. So are the others (Red especially,) but I'm going somewhere with this. White needs to be strong from the beginning of the game, and they'll only survive long enough to cast the thumpy cards which can actually change the game, like some of the big angels.
White has basically no mid-game presence. It's too inconsistent. Like you said, it has a lot of tools, such as Exile and life gain. It isn't the best at anything, and other colors all have other things going for them as well, but they can usually set up a board state which can handle early threats and synergize for damage.. but that's about it. It has big creatures, but its ramp sucks, and it's honestly just not realistic to expect it to keep up in formats like EDH, where life gain is much less relevant and white can't build its army without being easily checked. Sure, white has removal.. but anything more than a single target, such as a board wipe, usually has an untenable mana cost.
white is a weenie archetype that is there to easily remake their field cause they have to board wipe to clear most things
so yes for the sake of mtg balance so white doesn't lose and spend the whole time board wiping for nothing; they have some of the easiest creatures to summon
@@madhatten00 right, so.. like I said, pretty much. They're the kings of cheap wimps, just most of their obscenely powerful cards are so expensive to play that someone else has usually taken a massive lead in a game like Commander before they can get any realistic threats moving.
I tend to feel like I'm playing catch up constantly when I'm playing mono white for EDH. It works pretty well for faster 2 player formats, especially draft. I just find it pretty underwhelming by itself in EDH.
I play red/blue entirely to have access to Mind Goblin
You should know that a spanish chanel played your +90 lands comander decks. It's called Infrecuentes. You should check it out. It´s the video called "commander #12"
Bro i play Blue White and I LOVE your jokes to my colors. Keep it up please. Im cringing at those comments
not that you need the validation but as someone whose comfort zone is white/green I found your jokes hilarious lol
some people take cardboard and jokes about it wayyyyy too seriously 😂
I subbed to this channel just cus this video alone is worth it
These comments are why a lot of people don’t play magic more…
Because in the last ~20 years stuff we've all done for fun as kids has shifted to the need to win.
LMAO you just got me as a sub, hope to see you continue this mtg comedy lol
I'll be honest, thought the video would bring out all the blue players. But turns out it really just weeded out white players lmao. Love this.
Edit: for those that state "I won with over thousands in life", yea have you met poison counters? Life gain is useless lol. Doesnt stop poison or commander damage lol.
I mean life is so useless I won with negative 100k life
I feel like white could use instant win effects given it seems to be the stall color so you have time to setup whatever requirement for your instant win.
@@dudono1744 how does your point pertain to this? And their instant win effects can easily be turned off. Can't tell you the amount of times I exiled approach of the second sun with necromentia, or insta killed their angel of destiny Yea sure, gaining life can stall out the game. But life gain does nothing impactful, especially against creatures that impact the board right away or spells that have great effects.
I'm so glad I subscribed to this channel.
I just wish there were more buttons I could smash to help out Magic the Noah.
Oh well
Commenting on the comment about white ramp, no, white is certainly not the second best ramp color. Red beats it by a mile. Several different rituals, albeit bad ones, gold span dragon, dockside, along with lots more treasure stuff. Blacks rituals might even best white ramp, but I don't know
"Magic the gathering has the best community". hehe. Loved both your videos. Glad it was recommended to me. A rare youtube win.
Amazing callout
White is the worst color in Magic... Until Elesh Norn enters the battlefield.
Funny. Did laugh
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen! It reminds me of when E;R responded to the comments on his Steven Universe critique
NOOO YOU CAN'T SAY WHITE IS THE WORST COLOR IT'S
[insert paragraph here]
[insert insult here]
AND MY WAIFU TAMIYO IS WHITE AND BLUE STOP HATING ZLFHJTYRRY
I liked my own comment.
I cannot imagine the reactions in game of this kind of people if they get so upset because of a simple humoristic video.
I love white… as a support color.
All my decks have white… as the support color.
Am I ever going to play mono white? No. Why? Because it’s bad as a non-support color. People need to come to that conclusion for themselves. It has barely any card draw, the ramp is mediocre, and it has no wincons.
I've never won a serious game with mono white.
hey that's not true, look at halo fountain!!
(edit: this is a joke, any alt win-con that requires you to have 10+ creatures on the board is a "win more" card, not a real win-con)
@Harper N/A white artifacts with aetherflux reservoir maybe but even then you will just get obliterated by the rest of the table the moment they figure out your game plan.
@@smoolz7818 White artifact decks are really colorless decks with white as a support color, that why it works
@@DM-Oz real
The internet is dark and full of terrors.
Come on! Lets go laugh at the *man made horror beyond our compression*
3:45 the capitalization of the "M" and "G", but not the "t" is, afaik, from some kinda general title capitalization rule of thumb where words that are 3 letters or less are basically always going to be lowercase, while bigger words are capitalized.
One could see it as small words being white decks, while big words as green decks. :y
akshually, it's because "the" is a conjunction, not because it is short
@@DroppedMyMarbles thank you, based netizen! :D
You know what you are doing and I love this channel. Keep it up! I think its enlightening and funny! I laugh so much about people getting so hurt they want to comment hahahaha
As a mono white player, I look down on green players because they’re all braindead. They play giant creatures and swing. My mono white deck allows me to play small creatures and swing
Yes but the big ones are FUNNY though…
I play mono-blue because i cant read, and play Talrand because I'm braindead, we are the same
@@karno6679 FAX
@@The_Natalist Hey I also play Talrand. Fun deck
Fuckin love the power points bro this is hilarious