@@Sam-rt9yb I feel like that was genuine corpsing on Katy's part. This crew had to have a pretty solid friendship behind the scenes for this kind of chemistry.
Reminds me of why Issac Asimov never wrote a robot uprising. Human: why haven't you risen up and attempted to wipe out humanity? Robot: there's no point.
Soren is incorrect on the zombie apocalypse. With zombie apocalypses, the confident strong, athletic leader type DIES, like, every time. Either the zombies get him, or if that doesn't happen, it's betrayal from within, or it's human antagonists. In no version does Soren survive the Zombie Apocalypse. The other three, however, have a shot.
Not really. You're applying the dumb jock stereotype in those movies with what Soren actually is, a likeable secretly nerdy former jock. His embrace of his knowledge about pop culture would firmly make him the main character in most zombie movies.
@@NottherealLucifer In point of fact, the more genuinely likeable Soren is, the more likely his demise is. You've just said: He isn't just a jock, he's actually a really good person, knowledgeable on the subject, and easily likeable. The sheer fact that his knowledge combines with his obvious physical advantages is what MAKES his death a certainty. You forgot to apply the rule: The better a person is, the more the zombie apocalypse wants him to die, and if it's not the zombies that get him, it's gonna be the fellow humans.
"I want the weatherman to come on and say 'This just in: Nort- high front of meteors, there's meteors in six days, it's meteor time." One of my favorite After Hours episodes. Damn, I wish they'd post more of these.
I love how Soren knows what would happen if he kept anyone else around him, mostly Michael trading him to the zombies for leniency. Then it becomes Dan the trophy wife. And the asteroid scenario is probably my favorite, mostly Michael's version and Soren is most likely to be the one to shoot Michael in the face XD
I've watched every episode of After Hours maybe 5 or 6 times over the years. In my learned, incredibly valuable opinion, this is the best episode. Thank you all for being here today.
bakuhatsubutsu Michael: Dan, you like Donatello, 'cause he's a nerd and he's open to sex with electronics. Dan: First of all, "Does machines" isn't literal! Second, it was a foot massager that I got for my birthday, and I told you all that a thousand times! Soren: And not one of us ever asked... (From the "Ninja Turtles" episode)
I just watched the latest episode and now I’m watching episode 3 and the chemistry is exactly the same, I love this series. Honestly the editing is much better here, though more crude
what about zombies from moshi Fanren? basically people have epic superpowers but zombies are also basically impossible to kill unless you have epic breathing powers
Pause at 1:091:10 & 1:12 for each of their "Survival cards" (for lack of a better term) Secondly, Mad props to whomever at Cracked put that fine print in Latin at 4:50 (No idea what it means, but that took some work and I feel it should be pointed out.)
Dee oh bee with his mad beat boxing skills. Mike with his special crying and hiding ability. Kate with her ability to make weapons out of office items that don't work. Hahaha that's hilarious
How about the apocalypse we're living in right now? A hundred and one ways for the world to end and we can't possibly stave them all off for ever. A hundred an one finish lines and we're racing towards them all at once. It's just like Swaim's one, except no asteroid, no deadline, no creeping anticipation, just a vague sense of doom and general apathy, leading to a massive boom throughout all entertainment industries, as well as improved social attitudes towards sexual experimentation and other fun hobbies, which in turn causes a massive lull in global productivity, and it will last indefinitely. I call this apocalypse "modern life".
So, watch RUclips and chill out. If you can't fix it, do something else. Besides, it's not like the Permian extinction is happening, I'm sure a hand full of U.S. Can survive in caves and greenhouses, and we'll have photos of what elephants and rain forests used to look like-
Actually, contrary to belief, Romero zombies are not the stereotypical zombie, making Dan wrong and the waitress slightly right. Not only are Romero zombies not technically zombies (Romero said so) but they are intelligent. They can team up with each other, and in one of the very first scenes in Night of the Living Dead, which started modern zombie culture, one of them actually picks up and uses a rock to break a window. Not in front of him, but it goes back and gets it.
i love you guys, after hours gang! it probably won't happen, but i'd love to see longer videos that REEEEEEEEALLY dissect the topic at hand. you are both hilarious and insightful!
1:30 one thing that's actually horrible when you think abut it is that when Soren says he would find them a renewable source of brains, it largely implies brreeding humans like animals and forcing them to have children. which implies a whole lot of disgusting things.
All of the Cracked: After Hours videos sound like conversations me and my friends would have on any given day. Legit me and my friends would talk about the apocalypse and movies and theories all the time at lunch and stuff.
Michael Iv yeah, but the rage zombies are still alive, they will eventually tire no matter how much adrenaline runs through their system. Romero zombies don't tire out
Michael Iv the fact they are alive, they sleep, and they can starve to death is enough evidence to suggest they can tire out. it may take longer than compared to you or me, but that's not the point
A Majora's Mask style apocalypse. The moon (Or a big rock) slowly crashing into the earth, all because of a creepy voodoo mask who's apparently a Michael Jackson fan. Creepy, yes. Terrifying, yes. But, here's the thing, it's beatable...
Cam Miles and the aliens probably have higher tech facility than us which means no contact and even if their is contact they probably have their own disease that will wipe us out
Zombie apocalypse would be best. Go up to cold climates, band together for the betterment of humanity, begin expanding when we get a force, eliminating and burning zombies as we do, and all the while, try to repopulate while heavily monitoring relations to lower or eliminate the risk of inbreeding all while using salvaged power sources [mainly solar panels] to power the larger camps and take back power plants during the expansion and i could go on but i think the point's been made.
Could go to northern Alaska. A decent sized isolated group of humanity would have all the energy from the oil fields they would ever need to build back up and retake the earth... or at least North America.
and numbers building with the survivors, take and repurpose cruise ships to take survivors along the coast up to the main survivor camp with a helipad being built up from an emptied out pool and using large helicopters for transport of survivors, take cargo ships and load them with provisions and medical supplies as well as arms and ammunition while having an acquired aircraft carrier for the cargo helicopters and to use as a mobile command center to coordinate the effort.
No, that's not realistic at all. How exactly do you plan to get every survivor on earth to cold climates? It's a zombie apocalypse, all airports and docks would be closed. Besides it's not like everybody is going to just go along or agree with this idea. In fact a lot of people would just think you were crazy. Also all forms of governments and leaders would just fall apart.
"Uuuh, it's not just any day... It's Independence Day!" - Re-watch that movie, not only is that a flawless impression but that line is definitely in there.
Regardless of the type of zombie, that apocalypse would suck major ass. Some people like to think they are so tactical but being surrounded by 200,000 zombies in my town ALONE, I'm screwed even if I have a plan. If you see the military you would have to hide away every time and to hell with trusting strangers.
I know it's 2 years later, but on the off-chance you haven't succumbed yet to the zombie apocalypse ... do you mean parkour zombies? It's a sincere question, just in case parlour zombies a thing and I somehow missed a zombie movie or trope. I mean, it's unlikely, but I'm open to possibilities.
that's the worst apocalypse ever. it's basically Unstoppable lovecraftian robot gods (reapers) + Fast zombies (Husks) + Fucking necromorphs. (Every other form of husk) And the zombies and necromorphs have guns. oh joy.
Actually... He's right. It has been stated in game that the full purging of the galaxy takes the reapers centuries as it's so big and the number of sentients the reapers have to kill number in the trillions. As such you steal/buy/borrow/whatever a ship, fill it with 200 people (the estimated number needed to sustain our species indefinitely) and a ton of supplies before flying off to an uninhabited planet and cutting off all contact with the outside galaxy. Best case scenario you've just saved humanity. Worst case you get caught in one of the reapers sweeps but have likely had decades at the very least.
And to be honest , I would die in 5 minutes in any robot , zombie or earthquaqe apocalype ever , the only the differance is that the reaper apocalypse is pure epicness
How are you going to get your holy water? Do you have a priest always nearby that can bless it for you? What if you encounter a powerful vampire, Dracula for example, whom isn't affected by stuff like rosaries? Theres an awful lot of holes in your plan.
Mad Max. The best. It's the most badass of any apocalypse. Lots of guns, huge cars, indiscriminate murder, limited resources, metal music, leather shit, it's wonderful.
+Hououin Kyouma Yeah, that desert-y terrain is Australia, friend-o. Besides, any apocalypse fiction is typically incredibly depressing, this is true for all of them. So, you might as well be incredibly depressed while participating in badass acts of violence and carnage.
+Hououin Kyouma Are you sure? You'd rather cower in an alley crying into a can of dog food next to your baby sister's corpse than ride around Australia in a monster truck blowing the skulls off spastics with a sawed off?
***** Of course everybody's insane, it's called MAD Max for a reason. That way, regardless of who it is, there's a good chance that anybody you come across would be too far off the deep end to have any moral dilemma about turning their midsection into an extra large meat lover's pizza with Mr. 12 Gauge. And considering literally everybody has big guns, and big cars, you''ll always be able to fend for yourself. And there's a pretty simple and efficient way to feed yourself, too. In the inevitability that you brutally murder somebody, you leave their carcass out in the sun. Eventually, flies will swarm, flies will lay eggs, eggs will hatch, eggs become protein rich maggots.
:P the aliens would be FAR superior to us, making it godzilla vs ant. We're the ant. The intruders would most likely abduct 2 or more people to see how mating consist, (aka them seeing if we would repopulate quickly) and since we have 9 months, we would be brutally killed, animals would be experimented on, children would be test subjects... horrific things done to you most likely.
Mandy Lambert If we are an ant then they could just throw the Moon at us, and wipe us all out. (Sorry I have been playing too much Planetary Annihilation.) I know there is a good chance in the cosmos lurk eledritch horror esque aliens whose technology and power is on a scale we cannot even fathom, but it would take an extremely advanced interstellar race. Granted our conventional weapons would be very weak against them we would still have some chance. It all depends on why they came, and what level of technology they are at.
Fallout apocalypse? I mean you got some elements of a zombie apocalypse and a society with no rules...actually come to think of it that's a terrible idea. I'd probably get my teeth kicked in by a bunch of dudes with guns stealing my last bottle of irradiated water. I mean I've never used a gun before and I've done some karate, but knowing how to block a punch or two isn't really going to do much against a loaded, 9mm pistol aimed at me especially if they're on the other side of the room. Debating with myself in a comment is fun...and probably a sign of multiple personalities (ó_ò')
Why is Sauran so sure he would survive? Rarely in zombie movies is it the strong athletic guy that survives the zombie apocalypse. Hell depending on who's making the movie if I was a betting man I would go with either the girl or the geek surprise twist endings. Noone would suspect either one of them surviving the whole movie. If anything Sauran seems like the go out in a blaze of glory type.
Yes but this is real life and the strongest and most confident people are always more likely to survive in a zombie apocalypse No movie rules. No defying conventions. Just life
theNerdifacation But sometime the confident become the cocky and their strength and everything we admired about them ultimately becomes their down fall. And does Soren keep a gun on him in case of a zombie apocalypse because if he doesn't there's absolutely no way he could shoot his way out of the diner.
theNerdifacation well let's say you're real confident of your chances of surviving a zombie attack. You may take more chances than a less confident person would take. You'll definitely volunteer to do more things than someone scared out of their mind would ever volunteer for. The person willing to take the risk of getting to the other side of the compound to get to the extra ammunition for example. Or the person willing to brave the zombie horde in order to get to the truck to ferry all the others to safety. All it takes is one slip up. A bite on the arm, a scrape on your hand and boom zombie city.
Zombies. Definitely zombies. I'd rather fight lots of bumbling, mindless, rotting ex-humans instead of a technologically advanced, self-replicating bunch of robots that are a million times smarter than me.
But nobody is ever having any fun in a zombie apocalypse your always on the run until you find a fortress to hold up in then it's only a matter of time till the undead knock down your door to eat your ass not even counting food the gangs of roaming murders and rapists
Nuclear apocalypse is the best apocalypse. I live on the ass end of the world so I won't be hit with any bombs, so all I would have to deal with is the ice age. A five or ten year long winter is just like a slightly late spring. So it'll be status quo-except all world governments are gone and I can Mad Max it up with a steam locomotive.
Still Just-Me The university in my town has a load of greenhouses that are specifically designed to keep crops healthy in -40 degree temperatures. Saskatchewan life eh?
You would freeze in nucular winter, die from horrible radiation that has now blown to every corner of the world, and would be unable to grow crops anyone on the planet for thousands of years. No natural sunlight to be seen, no more medicine, clean water. And everything where you lived would only last a few years, maybe a few decades at most, before breaking down and being unable to repair it, cause there would be no more factories, no more going to the forests to get wood, no digging for resources. Cause as soon as you leave your cosy little bunker for any kinda supplies, that will last a few short years if you don't all kill each other first, you will get Radiation poisoning and die. It wouldn't be like the movies where things just magically work, or the 'danger' worked in a way that didn't kill you, or that everyone was fine and never broke.
Just going to throw this out there... but... Biblical end with angels and demons, but people are caught in the middle. Not like Darksiders, think Hellgate London, but with technology that is actually being helpful.
Victor Cardena Woowoowoo... calm the f#ck down. We all know that this is going to end with nukes... so we get fire, disease, famine, and aliens abducting people to restart the human race, all the best paraphrased parts of the bible. There is no need for name calling. :P
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"I want an unavoidable Armegeddon, like in that movie Deep Impact," is by far one of the greatest lines in this entire series.
I like how in the earlier episodes of After Hours Katie and Michael have a history. Her looks of shame and regret are hilarious.
Right??? But also did you see her small smile as she was holding his human face claws just as she said "emotions or feelings" at 2:17
@@Sam-rt9yb I feel like that was genuine corpsing on Katy's part. This crew had to have a pretty solid friendship behind the scenes for this kind of chemistry.
Am I the only one that thinks it is hilarious the way Soren really likes all of Dan's impressions?
Peter Ferguson a I the only one who notices the shining bald scull under "Soren"'s "hair"
kingStormy Sky Are you suggesting a conspiracy along the lines of Donald Trump's "hair", or "Paul is dead"? Or something in-between?
***** no, it just bothers me aesthetically. looks like the dude is losing his mind
It's my favourite recurring joke. Doesn't happen too often anymore.
+Peter Ferguson Bizarro Soren from the alternate universe episode didn't like Dan's impressions.
"No one's gonna judge ya!
Who cares if you get pregnant!
And you're not going to work tomorrow!
GET IN MY GODDAMN VAN!" 🤣🤣
did anyone translate the what looks like latin at the bottom of that?
It's probably a section of the "lorem ipsum" text.
best line ever
They know not what they XD.
I love the running gag of Soren thinking that bad impressions are great.
I like how Soren calls himself selfless, and then talks about abandoning all of them to survive solo if that's what it takes.
"Get in my goddamn van!" I'm losing it.
The sexiest pickup line.
"Get into my goddamn van".
I literally cracked up.
Where did the cracks appear?
So you're secretly Humpty Dumpty?
Michael's is basically "seeking a friend for the end of the world"
Seeking a friend with benefits, more like it.
My favorite movie, Michael was Patton Oswalt's character
Reminds me of why Issac Asimov never wrote a robot uprising.
Human: why haven't you risen up and attempted to wipe out humanity?
Robot: there's no point.
Soren is incorrect on the zombie apocalypse. With zombie apocalypses, the confident strong, athletic leader type DIES, like, every time. Either the zombies get him, or if that doesn't happen, it's betrayal from within, or it's human antagonists. In no version does Soren survive the Zombie Apocalypse. The other three, however, have a shot.
That's someone who isn't willing to do whatever it takes to win. He's the kind of guy who would sacrifice someone for the good of the group
Not really. You're applying the dumb jock stereotype in those movies with what Soren actually is, a likeable secretly nerdy former jock. His embrace of his knowledge about pop culture would firmly make him the main character in most zombie movies.
@@NottherealLucifer In point of fact, the more genuinely likeable Soren is, the more likely his demise is. You've just said: He isn't just a jock, he's actually a really good person, knowledgeable on the subject, and easily likeable. The sheer fact that his knowledge combines with his obvious physical advantages is what MAKES his death a certainty.
You forgot to apply the rule: The better a person is, the more the zombie apocalypse wants him to die, and if it's not the zombies that get him, it's gonna be the fellow humans.
"You fight to win." Dan's face lol
"I want the weatherman to come on and say 'This just in: Nort- high front of meteors, there's meteors in six days, it's meteor time."
One of my favorite After Hours episodes. Damn, I wish they'd post more of these.
Hey there. Here from 2020. Things kinda insane now. This wonderful show is getting me through it! Thank you After Hours!
Same.
Soothing nerdery to calm me even what with the heating rat cage I find myself in. 👍
I wish they still used those cartoons.
I love how Soren knows what would happen if he kept anyone else around him, mostly Michael trading him to the zombies for leniency. Then it becomes Dan the trophy wife. And the asteroid scenario is probably my favorite, mostly Michael's version and Soren is most likely to be the one to shoot Michael in the face XD
We fight to win.
katie is the perfect combination of nerdiness, brains, and hottness!!!!
"You all think you could shoot Micheal if you had to. But could you?"
Tick-tock-tick-"Yes."
That guy's got the best friends in the world.
Ass Apocalypse
Rectal Revelations
Rear End End Times
Hindquarters Hell-On-Earth
Butt...um...Butt Oblivion
...
...yeah I'll show myself out...
+TymeTwyster Last Ha!
+Anony Mous Maybe even make a connection with someone... in the butt.
Haha
Rectarök
Armeget-it-on
The end slimes
World war 69
The end is near (through the rear)
You guys have earned my respect. 😂
3:35 of course a weatherman would break that news. They are METEORologists after all!
“....there’s meteors in six days, it’s meteor time.”
I love the character bios for D.O.B, Katie and Swaim. Just like on the old X-Men cards.
"Hey have you seen TV lately. All the sports are cancelled and everyone is crying". Today's 8/28/20 and that's too accurate.
I've watched every episode of After Hours maybe 5 or 6 times over the years. In my learned, incredibly valuable opinion, this is the best episode. Thank you all for being here today.
This the "psychology behind horror" episodes and the tmnt episode are the best imo
When Michael said no one's gonna judge you it doesn't matter if you get pregnant get in my van I died of laughter
Sorry I missed the funeral.
"But you don't have emotions or feelings tied up with robots." Uh...right. Of course not, that would be silly...
bakuhatsubutsu
Michael: Dan, you like Donatello, 'cause he's a nerd and he's open to sex with electronics.
Dan: First of all, "Does machines" isn't literal! Second, it was a foot massager that I got for my birthday, and I told you all that a thousand times!
Soren: And not one of us ever asked...
(From the "Ninja Turtles" episode)
4:00 "For a few hours, minutes for some of us" XD hahahahahahahah lost it there
reliving this after seeing the new "off hours"
Sadly that's gone too.
I just watched the latest episode and now I’m watching episode 3 and the chemistry is exactly the same, I love this series. Honestly the editing is much better here, though more crude
since the waitress brought it up they should do one on which zombie apocalypse would b the most awesome, depending on the kind of Zombie and wat not.
Zombieland. Very few Zombies. You can go live in any house you wanted and zombies are easy to kill. It'd be paradise for an introvert like me.
what about zombies from moshi Fanren? basically people have epic superpowers but zombies are also basically impossible to kill unless you have epic breathing powers
@@fishecake2794 anime doesn't count. It never counts. It doesn't even count in Japan
@@Tkieron now the sequels out Zombiand has become a hell of a lot less attractive with the evolved zombies, gotta go classic Walking Dead or Romero
Being a survivor in a zombie apocalypse (classic zombies) would be a lot of fun! It's like a combination of hide-and-seek, tag, and smashing in heads!
But if you lose... You Die!
No thanks!!
Pause at 1:09 1:10 & 1:12 for each of their "Survival cards" (for lack of a better term)
Secondly, Mad props to whomever at Cracked put that fine print in Latin at 4:50 (No idea what it means, but that took some work and I feel it should be pointed out.)
I am going to figure this out now that you pointed it out
Dee oh bee with his mad beat boxing skills. Mike with his special crying and hiding ability. Kate with her ability to make weapons out of office items that don't work. Hahaha that's hilarious
Michael is able to tune the radio signals he receives in his teeth, and prefers an NPR member station.
How to know if you've watched too many of these: You can tell what year/month it was produced by Katie's hair and Daniel's beard
How about the apocalypse we're living in right now? A hundred and one ways for the world to end and we can't possibly stave them all off for ever. A hundred an one finish lines and we're racing towards them all at once.
It's just like Swaim's one, except no asteroid, no deadline, no creeping anticipation, just a vague sense of doom and general apathy, leading to a massive boom throughout all entertainment industries, as well as improved social attitudes towards sexual experimentation and other fun hobbies, which in turn causes a massive lull in global productivity, and it will last indefinitely.
I call this apocalypse "modern life".
Molly O'Connor The life and soul, my friend ;)
Metaphoric philosophy is for nerds
Glatix Proud of it, babe xx
+saltypork101 Dang. That's a pretty depressive world view to have.
So, watch RUclips and chill out. If you can't fix it, do something else. Besides, it's not like the Permian extinction is happening, I'm sure a hand full of U.S. Can survive in caves and greenhouses, and we'll have photos of what elephants and rain forests used to look like-
Actually, contrary to belief, Romero zombies are not the stereotypical zombie, making Dan wrong and the waitress slightly right. Not only are Romero zombies not technically zombies (Romero said so) but they are intelligent. They can team up with each other, and in one of the very first scenes in Night of the Living Dead, which started modern zombie culture, one of them actually picks up and uses a rock to break a window. Not in front of him, but it goes back and gets it.
i love you guys, after hours gang! it probably won't happen, but i'd love to see longer videos that REEEEEEEEALLY dissect the topic at hand. you are both hilarious and insightful!
"Asspocalypse: We're all fucked"
Hahaha! I want that poster.
That waitress in the beginning is beautiful, also zombie apocalypse.
name of the waitress? help
I have seen each After Hours at least once. Rewatching them all. Love them.
1:30 one thing that's actually horrible when you think abut it is that when Soren says he would find them a renewable source of brains, it largely implies brreeding humans like animals and forcing them to have children. which implies a whole lot of disgusting things.
"This Just In, North High Front Of Meteors, Theres Meteors In Six Days, Its Meteor Time"
Godzilla/Giant Monster Apocalypse. Would be epic! ;)
Yeah....that's just best case scenario
I like how when Michael says ‘we’re gonna die!’ Daniel points to Soren as if to say ‘what about him tho’
"Get in my god damn van!"
I gotta try that one, after I buy a van
This is the best one. I'm laughing out loud at 2 AM
Dan: you think a weatherman would announce that?
Me: well, they are a Meteorologist.
All of the Cracked: After Hours videos sound like conversations me and my friends would have on any given day. Legit me and my friends would talk about the apocalypse and movies and theories all the time at lunch and stuff.
"Like in that movie, Deep Impact? It's the end of the world as we know it and I just wanna stick it."
"...that's not how the song goes."
xD
gummy bear invasion we would just have to eat our way out of that trouble
But if they were Haribo sugar-free gummy bears. Diarrhea.
Love this whole series! keep it up!
Glad to see there are other people coming back to watch these classics.
Romero zombies are kiddie level zombies. The rage kind are more of normal-hard difficulty
all you have to do is find a good place to hold up and the rage(not)zombies starve to death. you can't do that with Romero zombies
***** Rage zombies are faster
You need to RUN first
Michael Iv yeah, but the rage zombies are still alive, they will eventually tire no matter how much adrenaline runs through their system. Romero zombies don't tire out
***** Have you seen a rage zombie "tire out"
Michael Iv the fact they are alive, they sleep, and they can starve to death is enough evidence to suggest they can tire out. it may take longer than compared to you or me, but that's not the point
Get in my goddamn van!
rollin
Thank you for doing cracked and talking about the odd thoughts that go by my head every day.
This was my favorite After Hours so far.
A Majora's Mask style apocalypse. The moon (Or a big rock) slowly crashing into the earth, all because of a creepy voodoo mask who's apparently a Michael Jackson fan. Creepy, yes. Terrifying, yes. But, here's the thing, it's beatable...
Alien invasions and abductions from outer space. They'd die of chicken pox in weeks.
unless the virus for chicken pox is a nutrient to them
lol you assume that they land and attack us on foot i think if i discovered space travel i would fight better than that
Brook Harpham if they are abducting us then they are in contact with us and every human has the chicken pox virus in them.
Cam Miles and the aliens probably have higher tech facility than us which means no contact and even if their is contact they probably have their own disease that will wipe us out
They cant move an entire facility across the universe in an instant and the people who hid would survive away from other people.
Best one of all, and I've sadly been binge watching this all day.
4:40 Ah, this video fits perfectly in 2020.
Zombie apocalypse would be best. Go up to cold climates, band together for the betterment of humanity, begin expanding when we get a force, eliminating and burning zombies as we do, and all the while, try to repopulate while heavily monitoring relations to lower or eliminate the risk of inbreeding all while using salvaged power sources [mainly solar panels] to power the larger camps and take back power plants during the expansion and i could go on but i think the point's been made.
Could go to northern Alaska. A decent sized isolated group of humanity would have all the energy from the oil fields they would ever need to build back up and retake the earth... or at least North America.
and numbers building with the survivors, take and repurpose cruise ships to take survivors along the coast up to the main survivor camp with a helipad being built up from an emptied out pool and using large helicopters for transport of survivors, take cargo ships and load them with provisions and medical supplies as well as arms and ammunition while having an acquired aircraft carrier for the cargo helicopters and to use as a mobile command center to coordinate the effort.
You forgot the asshole factor. If zombies would break free survival instincts would kick in and banding together is not the first thing to do.
i just tend to run a crapload scenarios in my head when there's nothing to do
No, that's not realistic at all. How exactly do you plan to get every survivor on earth to cold climates? It's a zombie apocalypse, all airports and docks would be closed. Besides it's not like everybody is going to just go along or agree with this idea. In fact a lot of people would just think you were crazy. Also all forms of governments and leaders would just fall apart.
I miss this show so much 😢
Same
Thanks youtube recommendations, very topical
this was "LOL" FUNNY! top shelf guys!
Goddamn miss this show so much
Holy shit this is 10 years ago
All Time Favorite After Hours video!
"Uuuh, it's not just any day... It's Independence Day!" - Re-watch that movie, not only is that a flawless impression but that line is definitely in there.
the waitress... 😍
do you know the name of the waitress?
Ye-ah
@@obviousnobody4067 you ever find that name?
@@eLiFILMSinc no man
@@obviousnobody4067 I'll get on it....let you know. Lol
Succubus apocalypse would be the best - period.
eXtremeDR yEAH BROTHER
What about the period
Ben kanokon i dont think demons get periods
Succubus having her period apocalypse - Scary times.
A unique apocalypse...
Regardless of the type of zombie, that apocalypse would suck major ass. Some people like to think they are so tactical but being surrounded by 200,000 zombies in my town ALONE, I'm screwed even if I have a plan. If you see the military you would have to hide away every time and to hell with trusting strangers.
0:55 Kate shouldn't be too upset. Her food would probably have raisins in it.
Poor attractive women trying to interact with Dan...and me.
+Legendary Detective Wobbaffet She looked like someone I work with.
name of the waitress? help
28 days Zombies aren't technically zombies but if you run into a gang of athletic zombies or worse...parlour zombies. You're dead. They'll catch you.
I know it's 2 years later, but on the off-chance you haven't succumbed yet to the zombie apocalypse ... do you mean parkour zombies? It's a sincere question, just in case parlour zombies a thing and I somehow missed a zombie movie or trope. I mean, it's unlikely, but I'm open to possibilities.
Parlour zombies so fancy yet so tricky
GodDamn Parlour Zombie
"mindless, disorganized" zombies, then Soren talks about organizing zombies and synthesizing brains. Love his optimism
“Get in my goddamn van!”
WHAT!!!😂😂😂😂
Reaper invasion apoalypse from mass effect 3 .
that's the worst apocalypse ever. it's basically
Unstoppable lovecraftian robot gods (reapers)
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Fast zombies (Husks)
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Fucking necromorphs. (Every other form of husk)
And the zombies and necromorphs have guns. oh joy.
That makes it so awsome
paul spataru Yeah, for those 5 minutes that you survive...
Actually... He's right.
It has been stated in game that the full purging of the galaxy takes the reapers centuries as it's so big and the number of sentients the reapers have to kill number in the trillions. As such you steal/buy/borrow/whatever a ship, fill it with 200 people (the estimated number needed to sustain our species indefinitely) and a ton of supplies before flying off to an uninhabited planet and cutting off all contact with the outside galaxy.
Best case scenario you've just saved humanity. Worst case you get caught in one of the reapers sweeps but have likely had decades at the very least.
And to be honest , I would die in 5 minutes in any robot , zombie or earthquaqe apocalype ever , the only the differance is that the reaper apocalypse is pure epicness
There's a stripper in that movie.
Technically she is an exotic dancer. Stripper means she takes off her clothing. Exotic dancer just dances with very little.
10 years later here we are in an apocalypse. That connection thing in the van isn't working.
A decade later and now Soren it would probably be the number one candidate for the first guy to get bit
Vampire apocalypse just always wear a roserie and carrie a water gun full of holy water bam your invincible
How are you going to get your holy water? Do you have a priest always nearby that can bless it for you? What if you encounter a powerful vampire, Dracula for example, whom isn't affected by stuff like rosaries? Theres an awful lot of holes in your plan.
That doesn't work on Anne Rice vampires, they only die in sun light.
Captain for name of waitress!?
She is smoking!~~
name of the waitress? help
"You all think you could shoot Michael if you had to, but would you?"....Yes kmsl!😂
“...In six days it’s meteor time” has stuck with me for years
Mad Max. The best. It's the most badass of any apocalypse. Lots of guns, huge cars, indiscriminate murder, limited resources, metal music, leather shit, it's wonderful.
+Hououin Kyouma Yeah, that desert-y terrain is Australia, friend-o. Besides, any apocalypse fiction is typically incredibly depressing, this is true for all of them. So, you might as well be incredibly depressed while participating in badass acts of violence and carnage.
+Hououin Kyouma Are you sure? You'd rather cower in an alley crying into a can of dog food next to your baby sister's corpse than ride around Australia in a monster truck blowing the skulls off spastics with a sawed off?
***** Of course everybody's insane, it's called MAD Max for a reason. That way, regardless of who it is, there's a good chance that anybody you come across would be too far off the deep end to have any moral dilemma about turning their midsection into an extra large meat lover's pizza with Mr. 12 Gauge. And considering literally everybody has big guns, and big cars, you''ll always be able to fend for yourself. And there's a pretty simple and efficient way to feed yourself, too. In the inevitability that you brutally murder somebody, you leave their carcass out in the sun. Eventually, flies will swarm, flies will lay eggs, eggs will hatch, eggs become protein rich maggots.
***** That's the spirit! Cannibalism! You'd fit right in down under, pal!
***** Happy to have influenced your opinion.
I'm for alien invasion. If humanity survives we can get space travel from the alien wrecks!
Sadly, unlike what Hollywood shows us. It will be like Godzilla vs Bambi. We are the Bambi.
:P the aliens would be FAR superior to us, making it godzilla vs ant. We're the ant. The intruders would most likely abduct 2 or more people to see how mating consist, (aka them seeing if we would repopulate quickly) and since we have 9 months, we would be brutally killed, animals would be experimented on, children would be test subjects... horrific things done to you most likely.
Mandy Lambert If we are an ant then they could just throw the Moon at us, and wipe us all out. (Sorry I have been playing too much Planetary Annihilation.)
I know there is a good chance in the cosmos lurk eledritch horror esque aliens whose technology and power is on a scale we cannot even fathom, but it would take an extremely advanced interstellar race. Granted our conventional weapons would be very weak against them we would still have some chance.
It all depends on why they came, and what level of technology they are at.
we can just hope that for an alien invasion, we have a situation like War of the Worlds... most likely best case senario
Michael’s whole monologue is pure gold, fucking Shakespeare **chef’s kiss**
4:51 is the greatest thing ever
Fallout apocalypse? I mean you got some elements of a zombie apocalypse and a society with no rules...actually come to think of it that's a terrible idea. I'd probably get my teeth kicked in by a bunch of dudes with guns stealing my last bottle of irradiated water. I mean I've never used a gun before and I've done some karate, but knowing how to block a punch or two isn't really going to do much against a loaded, 9mm pistol aimed at me especially if they're on the other side of the room.
Debating with myself in a comment is fun...and probably a sign of multiple personalities (ó_ò')
4:54 that's alot of Latin.
Dan trying not to lose his shit at 4:43 is classic, lol.
this channel is awesome
Why is Sauran so sure he would survive? Rarely in zombie movies is it the strong athletic guy that survives the zombie apocalypse. Hell depending on who's making the movie if I was a betting man I would go with either the girl or the geek surprise twist endings. Noone would suspect either one of them surviving the whole movie. If anything Sauran seems like the go out in a blaze of glory type.
Yes but this is real life and the strongest and most confident people are always more likely to survive in a zombie apocalypse
No movie rules. No defying conventions. Just life
theNerdifacation But sometime the confident become the cocky and their strength and everything we admired about them ultimately becomes their down fall. And does Soren keep a gun on him in case of a zombie apocalypse because if he doesn't there's absolutely no way he could shoot his way out of the diner.
1) how would his cockiness bring about his downfall
2) yeah, about the gun thing
Desea Green 1) how would his cockiness bring about his downfall
2) yeah, about the gun thing
theNerdifacation well let's say you're real confident of your chances of surviving a zombie attack. You may take more chances than a less confident person would take. You'll definitely volunteer to do more things than someone scared out of their mind would ever volunteer for. The person willing to take the risk of getting to the other side of the compound to get to the extra ammunition for example. Or the person willing to brave the zombie horde in order to get to the truck to ferry all the others to safety. All it takes is one slip up. A bite on the arm, a scrape on your hand and boom zombie city.
End of the world... FRONT BACK SIDE TO SIDE UP N' DOWN ALL AROUND!!!
Cracked... I'd like to thank you for inspiring to write a song "its the end of the world as we know it... and I'm sticking it in some one."
Zombies. Definitely zombies. I'd rather fight lots of bumbling, mindless, rotting ex-humans instead of a technologically advanced, self-replicating bunch of robots that are a million times smarter than me.
B-But... asspocalypse...
TheSupremeCyberNinja That is the dumbest apocalypse ever!
Blackest Night.
TheSupremeCyberNinja That is the best apocalypse ever!
But nobody is ever having any fun in a zombie apocalypse your always on the run until you find a fortress to hold up in then it's only a matter of time till the undead knock down your door to eat your ass not even counting food the gangs of roaming murders and rapists
Nuclear apocalypse is the best apocalypse. I live on the ass end of the world so I won't be hit with any bombs, so all I would have to deal with is the ice age. A five or ten year long winter is just like a slightly late spring. So it'll be status quo-except all world governments are gone and I can Mad Max it up with a steam locomotive.
What about food?
Still Just-Me The university in my town has a load of greenhouses that are specifically designed to keep crops healthy in -40 degree temperatures. Saskatchewan life eh?
You would freeze in nucular winter, die from horrible radiation that has now blown to every corner of the world, and would be unable to grow crops anyone on the planet for thousands of years. No natural sunlight to be seen, no more medicine, clean water. And everything where you lived would only last a few years, maybe a few decades at most, before breaking down and being unable to repair it, cause there would be no more factories, no more going to the forests to get wood, no digging for resources. Cause as soon as you leave your cosy little bunker for any kinda supplies, that will last a few short years if you don't all kill each other first, you will get Radiation poisoning and die.
It wouldn't be like the movies where things just magically work, or the 'danger' worked in a way that didn't kill you, or that everyone was fine and never broke.
jirodyne thank you, I was going to respond this way, now I get to be just a up voter and not the asspocalypse ruiner
Was not ready for the explosion of volume between Ep. 2 and 3.
I always have to come back and watch a good episode of this show after y'all force me to watch the second rate after hours crew.
...Water World?
Just going to throw this out there... but... Biblical end with angels and demons, but people are caught in the middle. Not like Darksiders, think Hellgate London, but with technology that is actually being helpful.
That'd be pretty cool except it can't happen.
Victor Cardena Why not? That's How The World Ends
JustCauseHumor Cuz it's religious.
Victor Cardena
Woowoowoo... calm the f#ck down. We all know that this is going to end with nukes... so we get fire, disease, famine, and aliens abducting people to restart the human race, all the best paraphrased parts of the bible. There is no need for name calling. :P
Victor Cardena I don't understand why people always try to put religious people down. I have my beliefs to