Why Indiana Jones Secretly Sucks at His Job | After Hours
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- Опубликовано: 25 сен 2012
- Indiana Jones is awesome to watch, and terrible to be around in just about any other context. We explain why ...
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Anyone else think they were deliberately mocking the After Hours viewers who constantly perv on Katie by having her describe a sexual fantasy in the most unsexy way humanly possible? 😋
James Daniels that's an interesting take on it. I thought they were just trying to include some dialogue between them that wasn't relevant to what they were talking about(even though it set up the thesis for their debate), to show that they do actually have normal conversations outside of debating back and forth whatever ideology they've set their minds to each episode. Well, not exactly normal, but you get what I mean☺
James Daniels and while yes, Katie is pretty, but that's not the core of her character, she's also witty, intelligent, competitive, and apparently street wise. What I'd like to know is if she's the same irl. Just out of curiosity.
Besides, there are just as many horny teenage girls who perv on Soren. Taking into account your original statement, maybe they threw that alleged bestiality fetish in there for the exact same reason😉😂
I don't think what Soren and Michael are describing is bestiality, since Nala and Gadget are both sentient. It's more of a "furry fetish". I do think James is onto something. I wouldn't put it past Cracked to try to ruin a bunch of fantasies by making Katie as awkward as possible at this sort of thing (which, ironically, just makes her *more* attractive to some of us).
100% whgat they were doing and it was glorious
Yeah, they even say at the end that the viewers will have plenty to say about it. And they did.
I love how Daniel was all happy about being called "Hardy Boys" until he saw Soren's reaction and had to adjust to match.
Good catch :D Had to rewatch :D That was awesome :D I SOOO love Dan! :D He's the main reason I'm hooked on Cracked. OPCD mainly, and I mainly come to After Hours for him :D
Cheers :D Good catch, again :D
I feel the exact same way I love both those segments... though one thing and only one think that kinda bugs me, when he does other voices like for example thee "this belongs in the museum" voice he did, it sounds like the same voice he uses when trying to do a different voice. i wonder if he can only do that voice in real life or is his character only suppose to be able to do one other voice.
+bigemugamer yea I think it's supposed to be a joke all the impressions the character does sound exactly the same
yes i love that, hes such a cutie
@@bigemugamer It's a running gag that all of his impersonations sound the exact same, and Soren thinks all of them are impeccable impersonations.
How is "Indiana Jones is bad at his job" a secret? He's an archaeologist that constantly destroys ancient buildings and throws artifacts around. His suckage level at his job is no secret.
He also totally hates his students and climbs out of windows instead of talking to them about their final exam questions
LOL I'd forgotten that! XD
Peter Gorman That's actually pretty typical of university professors....
yeah and i've never seen him fill out a context sheet, and he leans on the plan table in Lost Ark! we do the 'bad archaeology' drinking game when we watch those films, and we get smashed. Life as a real archaeologist isn't really that exiting...
PaddySnuffles he's an OSS operative, prior to operation paperclip, using "archaeology professor" as a cover story. academia and "things belonging in museums" is an excuse for paving the way for american imperialism.
All of Katie's lines make me laugh every single time I watch this. The "Ruins!" has to be my favorite.
She is probably the only reason i watch these.
I love them all, but as a nerd girl I love Katy a bit more.
Katie's half-formed innuendo is fantastic, but Soren's amused smirks are the icing on the cake.
They all have such great chemistry together. I think it is because they are friends in real life.
“He whips my . . . vagina?”
Katie manages to run the fine line between cringe-worthy and HILARIOUS here.
Katie seem to be more on the cringe side than anything
Those high pitched grunts at the beginning killed me
@@woodknight9lr thank you "Wood Knight" the arbiter of 'what's cringe and what's cool, on the internet'.
2:56 Years later and it _still_ brings me so much joy when DOB does a terrible impression and Soren loves it. Happens like every other episode but took me so long to catch on, now it’s the best part
Lol I just watched it again, didn't remember this part and specifically Soren apparently fighting not to laugh here
I'd whip that Holy grail.
I'd make a covenant with his ark
I'd eat him alive
I'd take a tumble in a tight place with him
I'm not afraid of his snake
I'd ride his dirigible
He's the fortune for my glory
I'd let him to climb up my leg and sting me
I'd take a dive into a wet fall with him
I'd ride his rails
He can fall into my holy crack any day
He can drink from my cup
I got the Jones for his little Henry
I'd let him stick his staff in my shiny medallion
I'd shine a light on his staff
He can writhe around in the well of my soul
and so on
here I was just innocently scrolling through the comments only to find this beautiful pieces of treasure
+Aiko Way that's what you get for looking at the comments on a CRACKED video
+Cute Cakes Or just commenting and seeing stuff out of the corner of your eye.
@@uvujaver4210 It belongs in a MUSEUM!
Perhaps I underestimated Katie's innuendo skills...
"I've encountered magic, aliens and true religion... still gonna be an outspoken atheist."
+silverblade357 Applies to tony stark as well
+silverblade357 It's called the Scully Effect.
+silverblade357 Atheism means you don't believe in a god. Not aliens, magic, or religion. Buddhists, Janists, Taoists, etc. are all atheists who practice religion.
You can also be an irreligious theist. Someone who believes in god, or a 'creator' of some type, but does not follow a religion.
GoldenLioness100 I know people that operate like that, but Indiana Jones has witnessed proof and actively treats religion as mere superstition.
He's also an archaeologist that never does any archaeology, but maybe that was too obvious?
chuckb11 He also destroys several ancient temples.
+chuckb11 He's a looter not an archaeologist cause he doesn't take a fuckload of photos before calling in an über-careful dig team.
+Caleb Thayer (Aluminaughty) to be fair, not everything that happens has to be depicted, and research-based library visits don't make for great TV or cinema
*****
Archaeologists take hundreds of photos, carefully laying out grids to document where every artifact was located in relation to everything else, and then artifacts are carefully removed, packaged, and shipped to museums or universities for display or further study.
Looters carelessly tear through ruins, damaging or destroying them with no documentation of any sort, to grab whatever is most valuable, then turn around and sell it.
Which sounds more like Indiana Jones?
+A.Z. Foreman activate ze über charge - medic 2015 TF2
3:00 The actual joy on Soren's face at Dan's Indiana Jones impression
love the joy
sorens face whenever katie made a sex joke about herself made me so happy. lol
I always took the whole theme of the Indiana Jones films to be "I started out wanting to get museum money for this thing we found but it turns out it's fucking dangerous as hell and needs to be locked away or lost". The Ark of the Covenant and the Holy Grail don't necessarily prove anything about God or Jesus, and they certainly don't prove that the people who died because of misusing them were objectively evil and being punished. The Ark, for example, was indiscriminate - it was a chest full of raw universe-power, divine or otherwise, and the Nazis died as a consequence of their lust for its power. Strapping it to the front of a tank would indiscriminately murder everyone in front of it, and Indy knows that.
These movies are very pragmatic. They don't discuss the implications of the Ark of the Covenant or Thugee voodoo or the Holy Grail, because it doesn't matter whether that power exists in the world because of God, aliens, some sort of strange quantum mechanics, or any combination thereof; the only important fact is that the power exists and people clearly aren't mature enough to handle it yet.
Fair point good sir, fair point. Also, i like how your tone is pretty much directly the same as theirs in you wording, i bet you're dying to be at that table right now.... but aren't we all?
+Fallout Junkie How do we know that its the actual ark? It could just be an Egyptian artifact that the Hebrews stole and by keeping it secret doesn't that leave mankind just open for a sucker punch from space aliens, undead scourge etc?
Its like Lovecraft was right ,that man in the Indiana Jones universe is surrounded by unknown forces, and without studying them Jones is risking mankind's future on "hope no one else finds another artifact." Also "gee hope there are no hostiles out there."
What would happen if London is visited by an Altria Pendragon wanting her throne back? WIth excalibur and her magic sheath to boot. Or some demigod with the power to back its claim to divinity?
Nazis simply didn't have protection and knowledge, their lust of power was not their downfall in LC.
Best comment I've ever read on the internet ever. Granted that is a low bar.
Seriously though, great comment.
If you know what I'm sayin.
*slams hand on table* we DON'T know what your saying!
+alstarallen6 *bang* NO ONE knows what you're saying!
+Jordan Freeman *double bang* NO-ONE
alstarallen6 I do...
+Jordan Freeman YOU DO NOT!
"I'd blow his darts... all over the Nazis or where ever." XD
Did Soren say he wanted to sleep with Nala?
Quinn Hammond They were talking about adolescent fantasies.
+Quinn Hammond 7:40
+Quinn Hammond ADULT Nala! Where she's all assertive.
...Yes?
+mahnarch WITH his sky father nodding in approval.
Katie made me laugh my ass off on this one! RUINS! XD
RUINS!!!!!!
Even Soren laughed at that one.
"That's my schtick!" -almost fell out of my chair.
RUINS.
Still makes me chuckle.
I have a solution to the Indy fridge debate. Get an egg and hold it out over a balcony. Let it go. Did it break? Now, try again, this time try to protect the egg. Take your time... Try a few different things...... Ok, now that you're done with that, would you say a metal box would do the trick? Even though it was lead lined and could (arguably) protect him from the radiation, he'd still come out of being thrown two miles by a nuclear blast looking like a dude smoothie. But in his defense sometimes you have to look past a thing like that because really, Iron Man would have been dead as shit after falling out of the sky during his escape. Do you realize what crazy level of motion dampening would have to be happening inside that suit just to keep his retinas from detaching just from slammin' on the brakes in mid supersonic flight or doing one of those dramatic entrances? Let alone literally vaporizing a tree that a Norse god just threw him through. But i'm not being a hater, because if it was all realistic, it wouldn't be so much fun. So yes, in conclusion I think Indiana Jones CAN survive a nuclear blast in a fridge. Because I need him too. Because cars explode when you shoot them, machine guns never run out of ammo, and an experiment can definitely turn you into a giant green rage monster. And I wish that it made that cool sound effect when I punch people.
Absolutely beautifully said!! I couldn't agree more!
***** I'd hate to agree with a super villain... But long live Dr. Jones. And I'm surprised Latvaria didn't get in on the whole ark and grail thing. Mystical invincibility and immortality seems right up your ally.
You said you had the solution. And shit, you were not lying! o.O Well said!
i would just like to respond to the iron man anti eye poping crash land by mentioning these. Aperture science boots.
Iron Man dosen´t fly at supersonic speed and Iron Man didn´t land on the ground after he fainted hey got caught by the Hulk mid air !
1:15 holy shit is that a reference to Mambo No.5?
Ok, you're observant.
Haha well spotted!
Haha! I didn't even notice. Good eyes!
Holy shit nice call
oohlala lana Thank goodness other people noticed it, too! I had a little freak-out moment for a second, there.
"I'd let a lad in"
Scrolled far to find this, lmao
Katies joked killed it in this video!! :D
Also: "thats my shtick!" XD
+thoughtsintime They killed something
Seriously? Katie turns into Michael and you DON'T want to talk about her dirty thoughts? Goddammit!
Sooo does this means Soren is a furry?
Chelsea Blockmon no. He wasn't an animal in his fantasy, he was him. He's just into beastiality, or at least toyed with the idea.
is that better?
Not really
No, just a zoophile. It might be slightly better since Nala can talk, but not really. Michael's the furry.
Connor Tyler jeez, they're all freaks aren't they(not the good kind)?
I love at 6:16 with the Wyld Stallionz reference. Soren is playing, what, an air clarinet? Instead of an air guitar.
I wonder if they realize that if Indy had told the world these things he would wind up broke, jobless, and completely discredited because well.. he cant prove jack. The ark was taken by the gov, the grail lost to time, the magic priest dead, he's just one more guy yelling that god is real. That's it. He would be ignored.
Also the movies imply that Christianity is real and so is Hinduism. Kali gave her blessings to that priest guy. If anything the secrete of the Indy universe is that all religions are real at the same time...
Thank you, i was getting ready to post the exact same thing, because Indy always ends his movies without ashred of evidence to support his claim should he have chosen to say something
Worshipping the same god different ways.....?
Just sayin'
Beat me to it.
+Meep “the” Changeling The main point is that B&T knew how to deliver the message and Indy doesn't. B&T rule and Indy blows.
Still, there is a very valuable point that Indy is discovering these massive things and nothing is being done with them. He can prove quite a lot because whilst he himself doesn't have the ark or the grail, Indiana Jones has the knowledge of the Grail's chamber and how to get there. The temple it was stored in wasn't completely destroyed, the floor gave out of part of it. The Grail Knight even stays behind to guard the chamber and is still alive at the end of that movie. There are a few dozen false grails there too so the instant death and decomposition could still occur if you so chose. Indy has access to definitive proof that magic does in fact exist and God is real without having the actual artifacts on hand and he says nothing about it. Not because nobody would believe him, but because Indy is just a shitty protagonist.
Like, all in all he had other options aside from the artifacts, but he was letting the American Government take them and store them rather than yknow, disclosing that these things are real because the potential facemelting power of one potentially being stumbled across or summoned by the enemies would be the loss of the war? Like, America has a supernatural superweapon to rival a nuke in 1936, a whole five years before they entered the war and they didn't tell *ANYBODY* about the potential damage it could have caused?
THIS SHOW IS SO GOOD AT BANTER DIALOGUE
"RUINS"
"I don't fear smut I transcend it"
"I'd blow his darts...All over the Nazis or whatever"
"That's my shtick"
"Magic fridge of invincibility"
"Indiana Sassafras Winifred Jones"
This is one of the best episodes of this series, Go ahead,argue
YOU CAN"T
Katie got the ball rolling with the hilarious euphemisms, and I completely lost my shlit when Michael broke the fourth wall at 5:52 and Soren and Daniel look behind them. Thank you After Hours for your brilliance. I wish I was cool enough to hang out with people like you.
"I'd show him the world" was my favorite part
When Katie starts talking about Indy using the handle "nn nnn nnn", I love how Michael looks overwhelmed and a little scared/worried and Soren smiles and looks a little turned on.
"weaponize the ark"... bad idea: 1st Samuel, Chapter 4.
Just looked that up, God isn't your lucky rabbit foot Israelites XD
me too, haha, yea, they sorta bypassed god and said, well you gave us your arc, if you wont answer then we'll have to use this for our victory... plot twist, it backfired. you cant bypass the almighty.
I especially like the part afterwards where, while the Philistines have the Ark, it humiliates their idols and brings a plague... so they just put it on a cart and send it on its merry way :-P. It almost becomes a liability to both parties!
bible club!!! thanks for pointing out that chapter Zach.
Zack Tyler weaponizing the ark is a bad idea hypothetically (bc I'm reality god and arks are as fictional as Indy is) bc if you weaponize it isn't that xctly what the Nazis were gonna do, so you're no better than Nazis?
"RUINS!" Gets me everytime
Magic fridge of invicibility! LOL.
My favorite thing about the Indiana Jones movies is that immediately after he witnesses the magic of the Ark of the Covenant, he’s still angry at the government for locking it up without further story.
I didn’t really understand why at first, but then I realized it’s because he’s a scientist first and mystic second.
3:00 Woah, guy in an Indy hat! I love the Easter eggs they do in the background...
I just discovered cracked....OMFG this is mind blowing
Same here!
this is better than 90% of anything on tv. go ahead, argue.
Fictional characters I would have boned from my adolescence... Uhh, List is a bit long.
About as long as that whip... 😏😏
Nope, definitely longer.
bigemugamer dude I know right?!
Barbara Gordon, Misty Waterflower, Mimi Tachikawa, those three just come to mind the fastest for me.
"So what, he'd sort of takes his balls and just [grunting heavily]!!"
Hilarious!
Hmm... Ash's Mom effing me silly. That was my childhood fantasy. Took a while to remember it, thanks, Cracked!
Ash's Mom has got it going on.
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Help me understand why do ppl think his mom is hot? That voice alone should just be a flag
I honestly don't recall what her voice sounds like. I do recall what she looks like. I'm not sure what it is about her I find so attractive. Maybe it's what I remember about her personality. She seems like she might be a bit controlling, which I'd enjoy.
What were u saying my mom
This is one of my faves because Katie's performance is comedy gold. "Whatever happens in your temple of doom, stays in yo temple o doom, nah I'm sayin?!" "I'd let him roll a few boulders down my tunnel if you know what I am saying" "I'd blow his darts, all over the nazis or.. wherever..." "RUINS" 😂😂😂
I always lose it at, "This belongs in a museum."
One of my absolute favorite things about this series is the way Soren is always amazingly impressed by Dan's impressions
" I don't fear smut Michael I transcend it"
Michael and Katie are my otp and Dan and Soren are my brotp
that whole channel is just hilarious. Laughed to hard on this one.
Don't fire Daniel! YOU MONSTER
I.R.O.N.I.C
disappointed they totally missed the point that the treasure kills the bad guys in every movie. gotta be some symbolism there
GOD DAMMIT! Why does Dan O'brien have to be the most adorable person ever, huh? Can someone please explain that to me? Alson who do you think these guys fan girl over?
Ha, just caught this! 1:15, the girls' names on the boxes are the ones from Mambo #5.
Technically Indy never had a choice with the ARK of the Covenant. It was the government that locked it away, not him.
"Then he whips my..." Amazing delivery of that line, shit, that was funny! Katie, marry me!
indie works for warehouse 13
The windows contain reflections of people who don't exist. It should be reflecting the counter directly behind the characters.
welcome to the twilight zone
+Joshua Pearce I think those are people out on the patio.
SeachelleMichelle Yeah, I eventually figured that out, but my mistake is cooler than reality.
Joshua Pearce yeah but why would the guy writing something on his laptop be outside in the cold dark outlet-less world when he could be inside picking up inspiration? The guy is in a thin shirt, he's gottah be freazing by now right?
I talked to my brother about this. In conjunction with this video, I would like to see Cracked do a video of how or why you should never trust adventure movie dungeon builders as architects for your home or business, especially when it comes to security precautions.
If you think about it, all of the ideas I keep seeing in adventure movies where they set up traps and everything is actually kind of both silly and stupid if you would compare them to what we actually have for security, such as simply locked doors and smoke detectors instead of, let's say, a stupid boulder that rolls down one of your halls.
CRYSTAL SKULL SUCKED
I'm sorry but it did
I watched it ignoring the fact that it's a Indy movie and that's how I enjoyed it. Still not allowed to think while watching it though
Yeah. Plus really?Aliens
Lol! Odds aren't too off, it's just that they aren't in that favor.
Dude no one is going to argue with you about that, we all know that Steven Spielberg and the Death of a Franchise is one of the worst let downs imaginable.
We all know it's true. Crystal Skull was awful.
Now I'll have to spend time googling fanfic of Indy boning Katie. Thanks a lot, After Hours...
Love the series. The topics are fascinating and it touches on some really good points. Id like to see an episode talking about the life lessons you learn from akira Kurosawa flicks
I want a shirt that says "I do not fear smut, Michael, I transcend it."
seriously, the womens names are from that song mambo number 5.
Just noticed that. Nice Catch
Omg I'm kinda annoyed that someone else noticed 😂 I thought I'd be the only one
How much did Scully see and not believe?
Ian Barefoot in fairness she was just kind of a buzz-killing bitch who hated being trapped in the basement with king boring monotone nerd douche.
1:16.. I saw my name, I feel acknowledged!!
"ok, we're on aladdin now"
"i'd let a lad in"
"I'd show him the world"
i'd do Katie ....
1:39 I appreciate the correct use of the apostrophe. Apostrophe abuse is the leading cause of everything.
Amen. Then again, using quotation marks instead of underlining or exclamation points to highlight something is just as wrong. Advertising your wares as "Fresh Picked Fruit" makes me think it's a month old and you got it from Thailand.
CanuckGod they're/ their/ there
to/ too
then/ than
"Close minded" instead of "Closed minded",
"Bias" (past tense) instead of "Biased"
And the annoying new trend of starting every sentence with "So..."
***** Have you noticed that game developers in particular start their sentences with "so"? Whenever there's an interview with a dev, no matter what the question may be, it's always "So we got inspiration from-", "So the reason it takes place on another planet is-" etc.
3haterz Oh no! the grammar Nazis are organizing! Run! :P
zemorph42 lol, I know...
...apprehend him.
I've watched these all backwards, and while I love em, I wish you guys would do some of the stuff you do in these earlier vids. Like Michael going "That's my shtiiick!" and look at the camera, and then Soren and Dan look at the back window. It was awesome :p
And earlier vids when she dumps her shake on Dan's food... That was great XD
This is Katie's best performance (next to the Batman one)
They are really, really good actors. They make this seem so natural!
Hahah, this is definitely my favorite Katy episode.
“I don’t fear smut, Michael, I transcend it!”
Stick that on a T-shirt!
I find it weird that only one of the Seven Words wasn't censored.
I fucking love Katie XD
Who would believe Indie if he tried to tell the world about magic?
That never works
That's either a one way trip to the looney bin or a cult HQ
Cain Soren exactly... I can imagine how that press release would go down
The press release where he shows off the Ark of the Covenant and a magic stone that makes crops grow easier?
A few faces might need to be melted but in the end I'm sure people would believe him if he hadn't handed that stuff over to people who were just going to hide it away.
Who knows what's in the Vatican achieves. It's well known that they have a store of items, but that's pretty much all that's known. Maybe they have the Arc?
@@starbrightwingtips9103 It was in Area 51 eventually. When the Russians had the battle with Indy in the Area 51 warehouse in The Crystal Skull, one of the containers damaged showed it as an Easter egg.
I like to focus on the people in the background of this series blowing a gasket trying not to laugh out loud and ruin the take. i.e: The waitress behind Katy at 2:07
I crack up every time Katie says "IF YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING."
what do you mean secretly? i mean if indy hadnt gotten involved during the events of raiders instead of stopping off at the island they would've stuck to the original plan and taken the ark to Berlin where doubtless it would've been open in front of Hitler and a good number of Nazi high command meaning if he hadnt gotten involved the second world war would've probably been over a lot quicker
Does this mean Michael and Soren are furries?
Hmmm, I can't see Soren being a furry... but that avatar of yours, I'm guessing you are, eh? ;)
+bigemugamer he could be a brony, dude
To be technical, it's only furry if it's anthropomorphic. What we have here is good ol' zoophilia.
I like the subtleties in these videos, like in the background the till people are always wearing a costume which matches the topic.
Cracked you guys rock so much thought goes into your videos i would love to see your take on dragon ball, dragon ball z, dragon ball gt or x-men cartoon you add so many overlooked plot points
LOL DAN'S FACE @ 5:06
What is this fridge Indie is in? It Never fucking happened!!! Let go! It never happened lalalalalalala *fingers in ears
Fridge? What fridge? What is that? Who are you? Who said that? Shh!
Semper Fi Oh, you mean the fridge from the newest Indiana Jones that did happen. Indiana Jones and the something crystal something
I just love Soren's smile.
The Brothel Wench Stripper Mouse Who dances on Stage in the Disney Animated Film, "The Great Mouse Detective" ,.. uh that's who I'd bone, we're still on that subject right?
Is it bad that I know who Gadget is?
Nelson A. Vega a kid who wasn't born or grew up in the 90s most kids today have never heard of talespin, duck tales, darkwing duck, goof troop, and mighty ducks
Until he said a human sized mouse, I thought he meant Inspector Gadget. Which made the whole thing very different.
Travis Kopplinger I guess 98 doesn't count...I've only heard of (or remember rather) Goof Troop, Recue Rangers, and Duck Tales. Only by name too- I don't think I've ever watch any of those.
NightWing1800 ROXANNE...just....Roxanne from A Goofy Movie
JamesCPotter13 Doesn't ring any bells.
RUINS
Movie 1: he retrieves the arc, but the US government( reasonably wary of risking the wrath of God after finding a island of dead Nazi) took it from him.
Movie 2: the stones were destroyed/lost/reclaimed by Shiva. Except the one that he returned to that village, I think. What beneficial magic does it grant again? Ripping out people’s hearts? Oh, yeah, real helpful.
Movie 3: the Grail was lost. He did his best to save it. But his hand just wasn’t long enough.
Movie 4: the alien city leaves out dimension altogether.
Indy’s greatest adventures generally leave him with little to no proof of the magical goings-on his was involved with. Without which he would be summarily dismissed as a raving lunatic if he said anything.
I subscribed, and they fired Dan anyway.... This is my life now..
Hahahaha... "I'd let a lad in..."
He saw and dealt with some amazing things, but Indiana Jones never really had any big pieces of evidence to wave around and prove them to the world. If he started spouting about magic and whatnot, he'd end up thought of as insane. Thus the arguement is invalid.
Don't worry Katie. This is the internet; somebody has already written that rule 34 fanfiction with Indiana Jones you've always wanted.
2:14 all sexual comments aside, Katy saying "ruins" like that lives rent free in my head.
Indiana did not actually see the faces melting, you'll remember that he and whatever her name was had their eyes closed lest they melt, blow, burst into flame up what have you. Sure they would have seen the aftermath, but the ark would have killed him too.
Ps Who else rewound when Katie was rotating her bewbs?
On the other hand, if Indy ever published his journals, you really think this peers at the university would take him seriously? Maybe thats why he doesn't say anything. He doesn't think anyone would believe him.
Bottle of Nazi face
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Lead stops SOME radiation, but from a nuclear blast, plenty would have gotten through the thin lead fridge. Even if that fridge survived the blast, when it hit the ground Indy would die. You know the fridge didn't protect him from the radiation because he took a decontamination shower from guys in hazard suits didn't he?
The guy with the Indiana Jones hat on working behind Michael
lmao katie in this episode was hilarious
"Why didn't he just go out and say there is a God"
Yeah I've seen guys like that on street corners ranting the same thing. I ignore them.
There's still the whole problem with the fossil record and all that, whatever was in that golden box, doesn't prove that Hindus should forcibly be converted to Christianity... of Judaism, as the Arc was in the Old Testament.
Yeah, that's the problem. Indy sees one thing indicating the monotheism of Abrahamic religions but that doesn't settle the three-way-split between Judaism, Christianity and Islam which is all the prophets and messiahs that came after that. Not to mention further splits with Catholics, Protestants, Jehova's Witnesses, Shia and Sunni... it's like fractals.
Also, Indy knows the divine powers of Hinduism is real, he experienced the power of Shiva himself. Or... look, he saw some magic rocks burn people, living heart transplants, something like a voodoo doll, weird brainwashing potion.
Cause people are stupid and won't listen to reason
there a a lot of books about indie which the films are based on and in each of these he uncovers a new cult/religion/sect/magic art and finds out they are real. in one book he finds out merlin (the britsh medieval magician) is immortal or found a new dimension to live in.
Indi caused the Holocaust? I'd say no. That was already going on during Raiders. Plus, didn't he hand the ark over to the military, who then locked it away? So it was the US military that didn't use a weapon they had to end the Holocaust, so the US was an accomplice. : /
(Plus Daniel's arms are still hot!)
I love how the cussing scared everyone in the background away XD Also, I think Indy was back there!