@@achidwhodoesntknowwhat28-55 bro I thought I thought this was a person this is me on my other account I was about to say bro same and then I realized that's me-
Yea ı might be wanna Hunter but don't let this distract you from the fact that bungee gum has the properties of rubber and gum Damn Illumi is really good manipulator, caml and little scary but still very good
Illumi-Senpai: “Please tell me... That the rumors aren’t true” Me: There’s rumors ‘bout *Me?!* *HEART BEEN BROKE SO MANY TIMES I- I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVEEE*
Illumi: “ I will just have to kill your friends” *zoldyck theme songs plays* Me as listener: “fuck holy shit no shit” Me in real life: “wow he really is scaring me now tho i have no friends he can do what he wants damn so persistent”
I really hope you do another Illumi role play again,these are so good and I can’t find any other good ones , keep up the good work with all your other vids 😊
SHAKING SCREAMING CRYING RN BECAUSE I KNOW DAMN WELL THIS EXACTLY HOW ILLUMI WOULD ACT TOWARDS HIS PARTNER. HE'S TOXIC AF BUT WHO GIVES A FVCK? NOT ME! I LOVE HIM AND HE'S HOT
Illumi's nen is amazing but dangerous but I can definitely see hisoka peeking around the corner listening to illumi talk to his secret plushy stash of hisoka
![[ASMR] Illumi shares his weakness for you (sweet talking, kinda sappy, affectionate)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wGfl4IUm3eE/mqdefault.jpg)
![Noob To Max With DRAGON REWORK In Blox Fruits [FULL MOVIE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LnBMOinoOvA/mqdefault.jpg)
Illumi: your not like the other hunters
.......
Me: iM nOt LiKe oThEr GiRlS
Shoto Todoroki
SFDSEREREREREREERD
Shoto..
Mr. Aizawa....
Wait what you doing here shoto
@@readat702pm2 hold up now mr.aizawa and shoto at here dgevddyeb7fu
Illumi: "what you want is me..."
Me: "how do you freakin know?"
🤣 same 🤣😏💅
Well you clicked on the vid sooo..
Apslotly right sir
What I freaking want is cuddles.
same💅🏽
Illumi: What do you want?
Me: Mental stababilitbly
Yea me too....I don’t think it’s good to kin illumi hisoka killua kurapika lerorie gon feitan bakugo tamaki denki....not good 😃🔪
LOL
wheeze*
@@achidwhodoesntknowwhat28-55 bro I thought I thought this was a person this is me on my other account I was about to say bro same and then I realized that's me-
*yes, but no*
Illumi:I love you so much,I’d do anything for you
Also illumi:Assassins Don’t have feelings
Its "gAcHa LoGiK" dont ya know
@@jessicareinhard2540 wrong its AnImE lOgIc Uwu
@@ajiejoel2663 nah its ✨anicha logic ✨
I see you have caught a discrepancy in my words.
@@story8746 cant argue tho
"I love you so much I'd do anything for you"
Me quietly: *simp*
Endless *S I M P* for $15.99
LMAOOO SAMEE
@@Kyndall_Marie25 I'M FINNA DO IT
E N D L E S S S I M P FOR %123,930
Illumi: You cant hide anything from me
Me: **Sonic run to check my last dino nuggies**
*Runs to hide Yaoi manga collection-*
Hinata The Orange HHAHAHAHA
@@T3DDZILLA *meow*
@@milk.drawsx kenma? (Lol haikyuu joke)
Runs to my hundreds pictures of illumi
I had a 𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕜𝕖 when I saw ✨𝓘𝓵𝓵𝓾𝓶𝓲✨ in the title 🧸
Rag Doll ,Fr smh show him some love💅🏻😭
me too😻
@Rag Doll xx....:
Arayla?
Arayla?
Besides loving Hisoka, Illumi is actually rly badass, and I love his character design. I’m a sucker for guys with long hair 😍
Me too UwU
illumi is hot
oh god im a hoe for long haired men
I'm a big hoe for long haired men *cough undertaker illumi loki cough*
Me too
I prefer boys or girls with long hair better than short hair to be honest
Plot twist: he's talking to a hisoka plushy
Prob
oop
Plot twist hes talking to hisoka
XD
Hisoka:*sees Illumi talking to the plushy*
Illumi: to cause the ultimate-
Me: *DESPAIR*
Illumi: suffering
Nooo da ultimate hope
I THOUGHT JUNKO WAS DEAD-
I thought that for some reason too!!
OOOOOOH HAJIME
Fair enough...
Everyone gangsta till the Zoldyck theme starts playing
BHAHAHAHHA 😭😭😭
True true
TRUEEEEEEEE
ruclips.net/video/1OJNzXxNLbk/видео.html
Illumi: you're not like other hunters
My mind *I'm not like other girls BECAUSE I'M A GUY*
I don't even know WHY I laughed so hard 😂
I love your pfp. Roz supremacy 😼🛐
Yes the savage line of year!
Me
LAMO
Illumi: "The time is upon us to cause the ultimate suffering"
Ad: *"sO wHaT wAs YoUr FaVorItE pArT oF hIgHsChOoL"*
The suffering-
Being gay
@@Kyndall_Marie25 Legit felt that
Being That One Pansexual Everyone Fears Yet Loves-
@@scaramouchesbelovedwife AS YOU SHOULD BE
Me throughout the whole audio: *passive-aggressively making lunchables while mocking him cuz i’m a ✨brat✨*
Okay but mood⭐👁👄👁💧😌
✨Same✨
Same ✨😌👌🏿✨
We need more illumi✨
The p f p jesus-
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Y E S
YES please
i wish hed upload moreee illumii
I need meruem..
Illumi: is there someone I have to deal with.
Me: 😐... 👉 *Hisoka*
Hisoka: 👁️👄👁️✌️
BRuH 😂😂
👁⭐👄💧👁 ✌
👁⭐️👄💧👁✌️
lol
⚫️👄⚫️
Plot twist,He’s talking to himself in the mirror🕺🏾
AROOCPD STOP RUINING THE MOOD😭
IM IMAGINING THIS TF LMFAOO
Fnfjfjfjekfkfke imagine if it was real lmao lol
Illumi: “Is there someone I have to deal with”
Me: “ yeah your husband”
Hisoka: ⭐️👁👄👁💧
sh-shigaraki??
@@nyx700 SHOTA?!
@@xs-zb4ig Same :)
Who tf opened up my portal?
👁⭐️👄💧👁 let me live-
We all know hisoka listens to this on repeat every time illumi ignores his antics 😗😗😗
You got me there...
@@bakugoukatsuki4438 sir no 😁
@@miasandoval3836 ma'am yes😌
@@bakugoukatsuki4438 who said I’m a girl? 😫
@@miasandoval3836 who said I'm a guy...jk. I'm sry
illumi: "what are u hiding"
me: *stuffing hisoka in a closet* "Uh NoThInG"
Imgaine being able to touch illumis hair damn I want to have hair like that
Damn it now I want to do that.
I forgot about how much now this reminded me lol
Time to shift realities 👁👅👁
@No One damn. I wish I have that hair my hair is curly and long and I always rap it around my neck Becouse I can use it as a scarf sometimes
I’d braid it
His hair is greasy
Illumi: you cant hide anything from me
me with my 72 other husbandos behind my back: i- yup- whatever you say-
BAHHAHA THIS IS SO ME ISTG
The one dislike is probably hisoka 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hisoka and killua
And the second dislike its killua xD 😂😂😂
no i really enjoyed this😾
Hisoka Morow, *Chokes on air* OHh my bad man...👀👀👀👀
Bakugo..
“DON’T USE YOUR NEN ON ME, MISTER”
I GOT ILLUMI"S PHONE THIS IS HIS LITTLE BROTHER KILLUA IM TYPING LIKE THOS CAUSE HE GONNA BEAT YHE HELL OUT OF ME BUT IM SHOWING HIM THIS COMMENT
@@illumizoldyck3888 KILLUA RUN NOW-😀
@@Gracie_gizmo I have already taken care of that situation. There will be no more problems.-Illumi.
@@illumizoldyck3888 please don’t tell me you hurt him-😀✋
@@Gracie_gizmo What else do you think I did to him? Lectured him? Of course I hurt him. It is the obvious.
Him: you know where you have to be-
Me :yeah killing bitc-
Him: by my side
Me: oh-
I’m bitches
@@tomurashigaraki5157 hi shigaraki
Me: I don't like murder
Illumi: You like murder
Me: *_I like murder_*
"What you want is pain"
Me: *pack it up nagato*
Ultimate suffe-
-nagito barges in- *HOPE.*
I need more Illumi’s ASMR. Please continue uploading more of him, Your work is awesome!! 🥺💕🤧
AHHH THE ZOLDYCK THEME IN THE BACKGROUND THIS WHOLE THING IS ✨IMACULATE✨
🌚: its time to go to sleep.
Me: no, this is better peasant.
why is molester moon telling you to go to sleep?
@@starling1226 no noob sad I'm babi
MY GOD WHEN I SAW THAT IT WAS ILLUMI I SCREAMED BFHDJF
Okay but it was hella badass when the Zoldyck theme started playing
Kurapika??
ok kirapiko 😒
@@AkaXiao you might as well be calling him licko chinga 😌
@@Sukixmiyu hmm so should i call him that?
@@AkaXiao maybe?
that one dislike Is Killua-
(for real I like absolutely love this💕)
@Anna Krok Cardoso Landim LOL right
No one:
Me:*Staring at him talking to a Hisoka plushie*👁👄👁
I sitting here agreeing because obviously illumi 10x better then friends✨
Yea ı might be wanna Hunter but
don't let this distract you from the fact that bungee gum has the properties of rubber and gum
Damn Illumi is really good manipulator, caml and little scary but still very good
Lmao
Türk :( korkuyorum
@@nainethe1871 shxhjdc niye be :D
@@deniz3273 türkler burada yok sanıyordum ben :')
@@nainethe1871 heryerdeyiz çaktırmıyoruz
This is literally the only Illumi asmr... Thank you for thinking about the Illumi simps
Me here SIMPING for Illumi and Hisoka?
Oh to be railed by illumi
Oop-😳
WHATDIDTHEYSAYYY- 😃
😂😂😂😂
Dude I'm the one he's railing...
@@bakugoukatsuki4438 lol
Those 2 dislikes are from gon and killua
you right
“You want destruction”
....home boy I want takis 👁👄👁
💀
@@1000Smores my grandma:
King Akira has blessed my ears. 🖤💀✨
illumi: what do you want?
Me: Burger King...
Illumi:it’s time for full submission
Me:oh we getting kinky huh my guy
3:00
Jokes on you i dont have friends 💃
Damn bruh 😂
When you are early and there are no funny comments yet
👁️👄👁️💅
True sis 👁👄👁💅
Ikr 👁👄👁💅
"please tell me that the rumors aren't true"
me: Simba!!
Illumi: Now tell me again what do you want?
Me: Illumi, there are children present...
*points to Killua and Gon*
WHEN I HEARD THE VOICE I IMMEDIATELY LIKED BUT I ALSO CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT I AM A SUCKER FOR ILLUMI.😻🔫
ILLUMIIIIII!! I’m saved- this is greatttttttt!!
Oh my gosh! Best illumi ever...
😐
@@It_is_Pizza_time oh...🥺
Illumi: I dont wanna kill your friends
Me: looks at non existant friends
Well u can now
me the whole time: DaDdY cHiLl
“You’re not fit to be a Hunter”
Me already having my Hunter License: 👁👄👁💧
part 2-? 😳👉👈 PLS YOUR VOICE IS SO HANDSOME SODJSODJDJ
😐
“now its time for full submission” girl i-
illumi: "nothing will be in the way of you and me."
me: actually there is one thing that is in the way and its all of my hasbondos OwO
Illumi: I want you to stay with me...
Me: *But I don’t wanna-*
Fool, I can't love you and you can't love me either, assassin don't have feelings 👋🏻
Illumi: Now tell me again what do you want?
Me: I WANT SLEEP! 😫
“Time for full submission”
My gay ass: hola hola comasta shorty uh
Illumi-Senpai: “Please tell me... That the rumors aren’t true”
Me: There’s rumors ‘bout *Me?!*
*HEART BEEN BROKE SO MANY TIMES I- I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVEEE*
WhY ArE yOU hERE?!
Illumi: “ I will just have to kill your friends”
*zoldyck theme songs plays*
Me as listener: “fuck holy shit no shit”
Me in real life: “wow he really is scaring me now tho i have no friends he can do what he wants damn so persistent”
YO I JUST REALIZED THE PICTURE ILLUMI IS WEARING HISOKAS CLOTHES AND HAS THE TEAR AND STAR ON HIS FACE
YES YES this is the only one I can find that sounds like him YESSS
Illumi: you already know you belong to me
Me: Oop okay I don’t mind I guess
*the aggressive love.*
*i am c o m f o r t a b l e with the energy we've created in the studio today. :)*
Please do more of illumi😘
Simp 📍⚫👄⚫📍
@@It_is_Pizza_time illumi 😩
i need illumi RIGHT NOW
Pov: you're killua.
Illumi: You can't hide anything from me
Me: Oh shit he knows I have a thing for Kurapika
Illumi: "After everything i've shown you, you know where you are supposed to be."
Me: "Jail."
Illumi: "Right by my side."
Me: "Exactly."🙄
illumi: i guess I'll get rid of your friends
me: 😟
illumi: what's with that look of fear in your face, huh?
me: 👁👄👁💧
I love Illumi 😍 while I’m listening to this lmao all I can hear is that one tiktok sound “that’ll make your 🐱 throb” 💀
😐
@@It_is_Pizza_time 😂😂😂 omfg
OH MY GOD DJFJDJFJDJDJJS I CSNT BREATHE WHEW ILLUMIS SO HOTJRJDJSJD
Please do more of him, this is so good!
0:23 Me: wow, thanks for your opinion. Also me : └༼ ಥ ᗜ ಥ ༽┘ definitely not crying
I'm listening to this In class🙈😝
Is he wearing hisoka’s outfit in the photo??? lol
yup and makeup lol
Half of him is Hisoka
Yeah I forced him😌
@@bakugoukatsuki4438 good job! hahaha
@@user-nf5tv8jm9x I know right😂
I HAVE WAITED FOREVER FOR ILLUMI THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU 💖💖💖
😐
@@It_is_Pizza_time uhm....
@@shreksswamp3058 weird
@@It_is_Pizza_time thank you 😌
this sounds scarily like him
I really hope you do another Illumi role play again,these are so good and I can’t find any other good ones , keep up the good work with all your other vids 😊
SHAKING SCREAMING CRYING RN BECAUSE I KNOW DAMN WELL THIS EXACTLY HOW ILLUMI WOULD ACT TOWARDS HIS PARTNER. HE'S TOXIC AF BUT WHO GIVES A FVCK? NOT ME! I LOVE HIM AND HE'S HOT
All I wanted was one kiss. Just one. I don't care if it would be "out of character for him" I just want one. Please
He is literally so controlling and yet my stomach said 🦋🦋🦋✨✨✨✨✨wiw
I wasn’t aware that I needed this
I think my soul left my body for a second when I read ✨Illumi✨
He is sooooo underrated!!
This is giving me yandere vibess
AKAAAASHIII
finally a illumi asmr i have been waiting for this
oh my god!!! your illumi voice is so freaking good!!!
The only dislike is killua xD 😂😂😂
*zoldyck theme in the background*
Me: Oh snap, sh*ts going down-
Illumi's nen is amazing but dangerous but I can definitely see hisoka peeking around the corner listening to illumi talk to his secret plushy stash of hisoka
He’s mad- But... ✨respectfully✨
Me being 12: u think he effect hisokavirus.......
me being 11: Illumi is a yandere.
kid I will tell your mom..
Me being 15: uh chile-
I'll just be like 20 in this universe idk
i thought i was only the 12 year old listening to these
the dislikes r from hisoka’s different google account
shit got real when the Zoldyack family theme came on
Why am I listening to this
I'm telling
Cause you are a pervert 😏
Cause he's your husband
Illumi:is there someone I have to deal with
Me: hisoka and chrollo 👁👄👁
Illumi : "i love you so much I'll do anything for you"
Me : "DIEEEE THEN COME BACK TO LIFEEEE"
Plot twist: he's talking to favorite needle.