Why did I think he smelt like some type of fancy shampoo due to his ✨LUSCIOUS ✨ hair- (And wont he have to wash off the blood and dirt to hide any evidence and shiz? Idk just what I think and I’ve never watched HxH-)
Alright, here’s how my night goes -decide to watch Kipa with headphones on -almost fall asleep but I’m stubborn because it’s not a school night -fall asleep literally two seconds later because it’s comforting ☺️ -wake up at 2am and still have Kipa playing but miss 23 videos because of autoplay ._.
Illumi : sweet dreams My stupid brain : sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree? Travel the world and seven seas, every body's looking for something. (by the way the song is called sweet dreams if someone don't know OwO) Also I love this TwT
💕 | Character scents | 💕 Gon : laundry || you know how aunt mito be 😌 killua : chocolate || choco robots come thruuu kurapika : metal || thick c h a i n ⛓ leoreo : light cologne || i’m a b i g b o y hisoka : Bubble gum and cotton candy || BUNGEE GUM CONTAINS THE PROPERTIES OF BOTH RUBBER AND GUM✨ illumi : hair shampoo or body lotion || bro you saw this coming like, have you seen his hair-
My thoughts while reading this cuz no one asked Gon: He prob do be smelling Sharp Like *Dramatic Sniff* Ah he be smelling good Killua: Boy better be careful I don’t think he’s a snack at 3 am when I’m trynna be asleep still, but also trynna find some food Kurapika: *Uses big brain power* ChAiN😍💅 Leorio: *muttering the stuff while reading it* He’s a big boy-*W H E E Z E* Hisoka: I really thought I could escape learning about his bungee gum lol Illumi: Nah cuz I be using his shampoo and sh!t so I Can have the silky smooth hair to-
why do people dont like him,he looks hot ,ik he did bad things to killua but he doesnt know whats affection or emotion- his life was more hard than killuas :(
The second he started talking is the second I had a heart attack from fear. He’d kill me cause I can be annoying and awkward as hell Illumi: are you saying we should cuddle? Me: BOI. Just kill me, the awkward tension is scaring me Also headcannon that if he was in like a normal world (like our modern world), he’d be the type of teen/adult to be very socially awkward
LMAO I swear I'm commenting on every video every second 😂😂 Still you are amazing AND ALL THE THINGS YOU MAKE IS *BEAUTIFUL* 😭💖💖💖💖 and Illumi- I will run him over a big dump truck- wELL happy he said I smell good- I just showered 🔴👄🔴⛓
Us to Illumi: You smell nice
Illumi: *probably smells like blood and rotting flesh* uh you smell nice too
I headcanon that he smells like straight up dirt and metal
Why did I think he smelt like some type of fancy shampoo due to his ✨LUSCIOUS ✨ hair-
(And wont he have to wash off the blood and dirt to hide any evidence and shiz? Idk just what I think and I’ve never watched HxH-)
I get no smell vibes. Like he doesn't smell like anything at all.
@@curryinahurry1746 SCENTLESS
@@KipaASMR precisely ✨
Me cudding my pillow listening to this *
Illumi: “you want me to breath with you?”
“Well im already breathing”
Me: “PFTTT- im up now.”
SLDKFJ I MEAN
😅will
Imagine facing the other way trying to sleep.. then you turn to the other way seeing Illumi with those eyes staring at you HSHSHSHSHSHHSHSHD
I would have to use every fiber of my existence to NOT smack him out of fear and self defense 😭
@@tornadowolfdakota2234 honestly me too
That'd be so romantic😘😍❤😉
@@naritheforestwatcher what are you doing here.
I thought you were drowning in an undiscribable (or how ever tf you write that) emptiness.
@Just ur average simp idk it kinda just came up in 🤷♂️
Okay but like this is lowkey giving me butterflies-
THATS ADORABLE FJFJJFC
Woah there bean
EREN
@@kiko194 KIRI
@@NCTtokyo HELLO
3:00 first i heard as "prying" then "peeing" AND THEN "BREATHING" JSJSKSJDI
LDKJFSDLKJ ALL OF THE ABOVE
never in my life would I think I like this man-😭✋
Jdjfjfnfbf blessed
Same
Same
(Out of character rn) BROOOOO ILLUMI IN SOME CLIPS LOOKS FUCKING 🗿BUT IN OTHERS- AWOOGA 😻😻
@@gonfreecss2078 JDJCIEIIE
“you want me to breathe with you? i’m already breathing tho?..” LMAO IM DEAD THE WAY I JUST STARTED LAUGHING
AHSDKLFJ HE W O U L D THOUGH
WAIT NOT ILLUMI REASSURING ME AAAAAAA THIS IS PERFECT THANK YOU
ILLUMI IS WEIRDLY COMFORTING IM SDKLFJ
Illumi: just being tall
Me: being a chibi
My brain: shit I’m like a hamster to him!
THAT'S THE BEST DYNAMIC THOUGH
@@KipaASMR true but he's soooo tall and I'm literally 4'5 ahhh
@@KipaASMR hamster x tall guy
Okay. You must be the queen/king/royalty of HXH asmrs- you are everywhere my dude-
First it was the kurapika audios and now this-
@@NeonFroggit hehe I really am
Alright, here’s how my night goes
-decide to watch Kipa with headphones on
-almost fall asleep but I’m stubborn because it’s not a school night
-fall asleep literally two seconds later because it’s comforting ☺️
-wake up at 2am and still have Kipa playing but miss 23 videos because of autoplay ._.
THIS IS SO CUTE THOUGH OMFG MY HEART !!! I hope you slept well!!
Me: *Scroll the youtube home without interest*
RUclips: illum-
My interest : *I'M HERE*
LMAO OMG
am I the only one who is in love with illumi and so happy to be blessed with this audio-
Illumi is honestly such a good character and so sexy sdlfkj
it's annoying how UNDERRATED you are.
This is so sweet omg sldfjs
illumi: “i promise ill be here in the morning”
i immediately started to cry- why cant he be real💔
yes im in love with illumi, what abt it👩🦲🤏
Bestie same I feel so guilty 😔
Same but also with may other 2D men
Illumi : sweet dreams
My stupid brain : sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree? Travel the world and seven seas, every body's looking for something.
(by the way the song is called sweet dreams if someone don't know OwO)
Also I love this TwT
I said the same thing no cap
As much as i dislike illumi, *_this was lowkey adorable-_*
SDKFJ it's such a dumb idea but I truly think that's how he'd be, just lowkey oblivious and so so deadpan about everything
Why do you dislike me?
@@illumizoldyck3888 Bc you're too harsh on Killua 😤
@@illumizoldyck3888 I mean idk why they hate you, honestly I personally think that you are amazing sooo
@@illumizoldyck3888 u don’t see your self eh..
Hey darlings, please read the description! Love you guys!
He is just too sleepy, to be evil-
LOOPHOLE!
You cannot blame me. I kill most of the day with Hisoka. It gets tiring after a while.
Plz dont kill me on my sleep
@@illumizoldyck3888 yo bro what r u doing here??
ILLUMI?!?!?! HAHAHHAA WHY HE BEING SO NICE IM SCARED 🏃♂️ eyo but here i am again bc i’m whipped 🕺💞 ty for spoiling us!!
You're his second +1. Don't know how that works, but it does :^) THANK YOU AAA
Me: *look at the thumbnail flirting*
Illumi: Why are you looking at me?
Me: 🤠
I WAS LITTERALLY DOING THE SAME HSINAGDNWGSJS
💕 | Character scents | 💕
Gon : laundry || you know how aunt mito be 😌
killua : chocolate || choco robots come thruuu
kurapika : metal || thick c h a i n ⛓
leoreo : light cologne || i’m a b i g b o y
hisoka : Bubble gum and cotton candy || BUNGEE GUM CONTAINS THE PROPERTIES OF BOTH RUBBER AND GUM✨
illumi : hair shampoo or body lotion || bro you saw this coming like, have you seen his hair-
My thoughts while reading this cuz no one asked
Gon: He prob do be smelling Sharp Like *Dramatic Sniff* Ah he be smelling good
Killua: Boy better be careful I don’t think he’s a snack at 3 am when I’m trynna be asleep still, but also trynna find some food
Kurapika: *Uses big brain power* ChAiN😍💅
Leorio: *muttering the stuff while reading it* He’s a big boy-*W H E E Z E*
Hisoka: I really thought I could escape learning about his bungee gum lol
Illumi: Nah cuz I be using his shampoo and sh!t so I Can have the silky smooth hair to-
I’m glad I simp for this man 🤸♀️
Very valid choice slkdfj
When he said "Why are you looking at me" I snorted and hid my face in the blankets
ಠ// ͜ʖ //ಠ
High-key blushing rn
Why are you looking at me?
Me:Illumi you smell nice
Illumi what i think he smells like: PINECONE.
I WOULD LOVE IT IF HE DID
@@KipaASMR hehe me too love vids btw^^💕💕 especially illumi's asmr
@@RushRushi016 Aww thank you!!
Me thinking this bish gonna poke me with needle just to ask if I’m still awake T>T
SKLDFJ HE WOULD
WAITTT SO IT WAS ILLUMI OMFG
JDJDJFJF THATS WHY I WAS LIKE OMG GON
I love how we grow an emotional bond with other weebs we don't even give two flying fk s until they reveal they're a weeb.
LSDKJF no but this is accuate, it bonds people
hear me out...
*Illumi with his hair in a bun..*
YEAH OKAY ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT YOU NEED TO S L E E P GON,
Illumi with his hair up is the BEST image I love it so much sdjfslkd
@@KipaASMR I didn't get much sleep :')
@@smoosh4939 okay we'll get em next time, you better catch up on sleep tonight!!
@@KipaASMR I'll try
OMG YEEESSSSSSSSS SHYDHDVGDGGSGSGHDHSCCSGSGGSGSGSCGDHDVVSVDHDHVDVDVDHHD
Illumi: want me to breathe with you?
Me: what kind of question is that??
*yes*
I slowly developed feelings for this assassin
Sjsjsksjsjjeejdjd I love illumi so much he's so cute AAAA😭✋
I would never imagine Illumi next!!!✨
Gon's still on the list! But Illumi has arrived :^)
@@KipaASMR ahh can’t wait!!
He should be up pretttty soon! :^)
Cries in trying to find more of illumi x listener: 👁💧👄💧👁
I'LL PUT OUT MORE SOON HOPEFULLY! SDLKF
@@KipaASMR THANK YOU I BEALY CAN FIND ANY OF THEM I HAVE BEEN ON WATTPAD ANd I AM TIRED OF READING JSWHFHAND
I think I’m lowkey simping for illumi rn🤩
Very very valid sdkfjsfd
AH YES, SOME GOOD FRICKING FOOD-
LDKJFS
I can’t with how amazing it is that he didn’t just sleep on the floor knowing illumi lol love this I’m so happy after listening to this
Illumi has a nicer body then me- 😳👌🏻
He rlly said ⌛️
Oh right there with you, his body is s n a t c h e d
Wait Ik this man dead ass did not just say that he was already breathing hashahshagagaahgaahs yes you go off illumi
HES LIKE 'wtf do you mean 'breathe'? bro'
why do people dont like him,he looks hot ,ik he did bad things to killua but he doesnt know whats affection or emotion- his life was more hard than killuas :(
I think Illumi is just a super complex character and some people take him at face value, same with other antagonists sadly :(
@@KipaASMR yeah like hisoka
I love your voice it's so sweet I can't-
OMg thank you so much??? omfs
i love illumi!! this is really good
Aaa thank you so much
Illumi: they didn’t even give us two people bed.. I’m srry..
Me: my fkn lucky day
Same lmbo
Ah mah gawd :0
He's so soft and pure u.u
I'm crying 👉👈
sdklfjsd omfg don't cry!!
@@KipaASMR *sniff* alright i'll try c':
Okay, I love this man way to much. 😭
Moleman ✨
The 5 dislikes are Killua making different accounts and disliking
This gave me a lot of comfort, thank you
*casually plays it on repeat*
SLDFKJFS
Hush h u m a n.
OKAY BUT LOWKEY THIS IS MAKING ME NERVOUS😳😳THIS IS SO GOOD!! NEW FAV CHANNEL!
as an illumi simp, i died while watching this video.
My second favorite asmr RUclipsr (you do not know how many times I've tried finding ones to be in my second favorite so be lucky ✌️✌️✌️)
I'm glad you're here in general, you're so sweet!
if illumi cuddle me he would probably kill me bc he's to freaking strong-
Yea same lol
Bruh I fell asleep listening to this and I forgot I had my illumi body pillow next to me and I almost screamed 😭
Illumi:are you really ok going to sleep like this *me literally falling asleep*me:…OH yea*sleeps*
OMG MY MAN ILLUMI AAAAA
HE'S SUCH A COOL CHARACTER DFKSDF
I low key wanna date him so bad🥲
dklsfj i feel this
EEEEEE I FREKKING LUV THISSSS!!! YOUR AMAZING!! :D
A H THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
@@KipaASMR np :3
I THOUGHT HE SAID I COULD SLEEP ON THE FLOOR LIKE UMM, NO. YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR IF IT COMES TO THAT.
The second he started talking is the second I had a heart attack from fear. He’d kill me cause I can be annoying and awkward as hell
Illumi: are you saying we should cuddle?
Me: BOI. Just kill me, the awkward tension is scaring me
Also headcannon that if he was in like a normal world (like our modern world), he’d be the type of teen/adult to be very socially awkward
You NEED to do more illumi asap !
AHH I'LL DO MY BEST!
I’ve been blessed
Welcome my child!
WHY ARE YOU SO UNDERRATED UGHHH😩🤚
I love this soooo much
aaaa thank you!!
I said it and I'll say it again.. I love this channel :,) ♡
My h e a r t !!! Thank you so much, seeing your comments always makes my day!!
@@KipaASMR AAAAAA MY HEART :D
NO M Y HEART!!! You make me so happy!!
@@KipaASMR IM GONNA CRY TYSM AAAAA♡
Don't c r y AAA
Illumi finding this on my screen be like:
⚫👄⚫
to think I'm head over heels in love with an assassin with control issues 💀💀
FINALLY A ILLUMI X LISTENER
HELL YEAH
i actually like Illumi and like
There aren't too many asmrs
Only some fanfictions on wattpad ofc
So
THANK YOU
YES
I have an unhealthy obsession with illumi
omg when we started cuddling with him i started crying- 😭✋ why can't he be real. me laying here with my body pillow :')
I NEED MORE OF THIS!! 😭✋
just found this and jsjjxhdjjshs I love it this is sooo comforting ❤️❤️❤️ can you do a longer version ???
Illumi: im the strongest of my siblings!!!!😈
*me:* *squeezing tf out of him*
Illumi: AHHHHHH!!! KIL- *dies*
Illumi:"im sorry"
Me having vides to a song:" BeGoNe ThOt Go AwAy iM A ChIlD oF gOd
MORE.
I’m a simple woman I see illumi, I click
Illumi is mommy material
7 dislikes is the ALIVE phantom Troup members
Pov :illumi is trying to be nice to you to get even closer to killua
I’m the 100th like
Lmao I thought it’s was cool
HONORED!!
I love your username and your pfp
WAIT NO I CANT SIMP FOR HIM NO!
me casually watching all your videos
S o sweet omg
yall I got those dang butterflies again
Killua: who are you and what did you do to my big bro hes never nice
Omg ahahahah
My HEART
*sleeps*
wakes up.
Finds this
*WATCHES*
another night of tramatizement
OMGGGGGGGG ILYYYY
I have this headcanon that he doesnt smell like anything to avoid being detected by scent for missions
Does anybody else agree?
“why are u looking at me?🤨”
LMAO I swear I'm commenting on every video every second 😂😂 Still you are amazing AND ALL THE THINGS YOU MAKE IS *BEAUTIFUL* 😭💖💖💖💖 and Illumi- I will run him over a big dump truck- wELL happy he said I smell good- I just showered 🔴👄🔴⛓
What has my senses come too 👁️👄👁️
I need more illumi asmr's
Never ever did I think I would be ask is someone wants to *breathe* with me
*me who simps for illumi since day 1 ok so like 😩*
Why do peaple hate him 🤪
“He abused his brother”
To be fair, the entire family abused all of the family (roughly said, not completely true) sldkfj
@@KipaASMR lol
THERE'S ONLY ONE BED OH MY GOD THERE'S ONLY ONE BED TH *ERE'S ONLY ONE BED* !!
Wow, can you do another part, please
What are you doing illumi-bro 😩
Illumi: you smell nice
Me who smells like old chicken ramen and armpit sweat: yeah ik.....i-ik 🤩
(Btw its a joke lol)
Or is it
Anybody else cuddling there pillow