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either the audience have heard new math a bunch of times already or they just weren't quick witted enough to understand how funny every line is. croo croo
“and if you know the words please shut the fuck up” i know people think it’s a joke but he’s actually trying to say it without being rude but the delivery was just amazing. he is so smart and talented
A lot of the jokes in this song are clever and witty. And you got to think to get them. The dura flame one and the Santa Claus one are really intelligent.
Karl Olofsson ln(x) means the natural log of something and Duraflame's old motto was the unnatural log because of how easily you could make fires with it.
Derek Robb Cool, didn´t know there was a brand called that for fake firewood so that was a bit hard haha. Also, there was this character on youtube with a similar name a few years back that Burnham met and had some confused impressions of so I thought he meant him.
Dylan Rietcheck Taking the square root of -1 gives you “i” which some call an imaginary number, because you can’t actually get a real answer. And conversely, i^2 gives you -1, a real number. So saying “Santa times i makes him real” is calling Santa imaginary. Another way of saying i^2=-1
4:18 How do you trace a scatter plot, give the pencil to Michael J Fox! For the people who don't understand this Michael J Fox has Parkinsons disease which effect the movement part of your brain meaning that his movement is as a scatter plot (graph) all over the place.
Bo: "... and if you know the words, shut the fuck up" One person in the audience every single fucking time who knows the words to every song Bo's ever performed: *IT'S MY TIME*
@@bluespellmaster8592 i got into a shouting match with my 2nd grade teacher that got me sent to the principals office cause my teacher kept insisting you couldn't take the square root of a negative number
This song is brilliant. Admittedly there were a few bits in there I had to listen to a few times and cast my mind back to school maths to understand. >_< I'm like a pentium 2 compared to him.
I love the folks who solve the "30 day months" problem like "...well there are 4 30 day months a year-the rest have 31 or 28/29, so...." Sorry friend. That's not quite it
yes it is. 30 day month. the 30 days are a condition, and the month part is a condition. therefore for the two conditions to be fulfilled there needs to be a month, that has 30 days. a regular ( say, 31 day) month would not fulfil one of the conditions. so it wouldnt be correct to do it any differently
See, i is supposed to be an imaginary number, when you multiply imaginary numbers together they make real numbers which are also known as the numbers we're all familiar with. So to multiply Santa (an imaginary) by i(another imaginary) something becomes real :D **For everyone who failed algebra
"If Kim is half as old as Bobby who is 2 years older than 12 year old Tory, for how many more 30 day months will the three some be considered statutory rape?" In order to solve this problem you need to know the month and year you are starting from.
Are you saying that people need to force laughter whenever they hear a joke they've already heard? You can tell that Bo hates it when people sing along. He even told specifically _not_ to do it, so there's really no justifying how terrible they were lol
He has Parkinson's disease & the meds he takes cause him to move involuntarily. And he is a great sport about it, by the way. His official twitter page is filled with him making jokes at his own expense, so no reason for the audience to be offended.
He has Parkinson's disease which causes parts of your body to shake out of control, especially your hands. So a scatter plot is perfect for him because all the dots are out of control
actually i think it can also be charged with multiple under age participants. as far as i'm aware that still counts as statutory rape even without an adult. although most courts probably wouldn't call it statutory rape.
No its not, technically when two minors have sex with each other they are both guilty of statutory raping eachother. It's weird and doesnt make much sense a lot of time, so its almost always dropped by the cops if it comes up
If you enjoy Bo Burnham's work, you might like this edit I made using clips from his show "Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous" set to his song "Goodbye" (from the "Inside" special): ruclips.net/video/iyqYtC7saDM/видео.html
Although he was asking only about 30 day months, so 44 thirty day months, since there's only 4 30 day months out of the year so take that times 11 equals 44.
I get the other jokes, but I can't understand the link between Lincoln and Kennedy - is it because they were both presidents who were shot? Or is there something more that I'm missing?
There's a bunch of weird dates that coincide with both of their presidencies. A lot of weird mathematical similarities somebody put it together and it went around the internet
@NolteMichael13 You represent a "Natural log" by writing "ln x" in an equation. "Duraflame" is a product that starts fires. It's pretty much a block of a flamable substance that helps to set wood on fire, hence the term "unnatural log."
10% of men are gay, 20% of men are Chinese, in the decimal form of 0.1 and 0.2 respectively. We then multiply both decimals together to find an answer of 0.02, finally turn that into a percentage of 2%. Well assuming that Kim is 7 years old, because she is half of Bobby's age who is 2 years older than 12 year old Tori. After 11 years all three of them will be above 18 years old because Kim is the youngest. So 11 years or 132 months or 3960 days. Just in case any of you were wondering.
4:08 - SantaClause * i = Real You can only get a real number from an imaginary by multiplying i with another i, or i by 0. So santaclause is either an imaginary number or zero. Wow he's smart! How does he come up with this stuff!
So incredibly annoying to hear people singing along when he specifically asked for people not to. I mean how narcissistic do you have to be to not be ok with not hearing your voice for 2 minutes while someone is performing a song they wrote, and you had absolutely nothing to do with? It's mind boggling.
Bo-and guess what the pages were blank *throws book* and you FUCKING BOUGHT IT Me-dies of laughter Omg i love bo Bo- and if you know the words Pleasw shut the fuck up Me- omfg 😂😂😂😂
Conspiracy theorists try to link Kennedy's and Lincoln's assasinations with a "common factor", or something that they both have in common, proving they were connected in some way. But mathematically, a common factor is the amount a arithmetic sequence increases by.
what the guy above said. it's just extreme coincidences along with some false information in the early 2000s that was spread around via e-mail: www.snopes.com/history/american/lincoln-kennedy.asp The full list that was spread is here: imgur.com/gallery/9fmUJjl
@jagnew999 because Michael J. Fox has Parkinson disease which is a neuromotor disease, making movements very difficult. So if you would ask a person with Parkinson to graph a line, it wouldn't be very straight but rather very scattered...hope that answers your question
to all 3 of you: Sarah palin has 5 kids, one of which has an extra chromosome. work that math out Micheal j. fox is an actor (the kid in Back to the future) who has Parkinson's disease, which will cause his hand to shake if he writes (scatter plot) Ln(x) is the formula for a natural logarithm (natural log) and duraflame the "unnatural log" is the "opposite of that"
That blank paged book has stuck with Bo through thick and thin.
YES IT HAS
@@rylanisrael4829 wow, all these real people, this is incredible!
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@Jaziel Augustine Instablaster :)
)love it
"If they're under thirteen just do em' in your head" Holy crap I'm ded
...yup
don't even do them in your head
because that's the making
of a pedophile creep
:3
Shy Sunny that's the fucking joke
it's not a joke
it's creepy
dark humor xD
either the audience have heard new math a bunch of times already or they just weren't quick witted enough to understand how funny every line is. croo croo
you can hear them singing along...
Probably the former
You can hear people singing with him and knowing that he doesn’t like that it makes it a lot more awkward
“and if you know the words please shut the fuck up” i know people think it’s a joke but he’s actually trying to say it without being rude but the delivery was just amazing. he is so smart and talented
I love how he abuses his audience when they're being stupid xD
A lot of the jokes in this song are clever and witty. And you got to think to get them. The dura flame one and the Santa Claus one are really intelligent.
Don´t get the dure flame one, but read (and remembered) enough math for the Santa Claus ;)
Karl Olofsson ln(x) means the natural log of something and Duraflame's old motto was the unnatural log because of how easily you could make fires with it.
Derek Robb Cool, didn´t know there was a brand called that for fake firewood so that was a bit hard haha. Also, there was this character on youtube with a similar name a few years back that Burnham met and had some confused impressions of so I thought he meant him.
What’s the Santa Claus one
Dylan Rietcheck Taking the square root of -1 gives you “i” which some call an imaginary number, because you can’t actually get a real answer. And conversely, i^2 gives you -1, a real number. So saying “Santa times i makes him real” is calling Santa imaginary. Another way of saying i^2=-1
I love hearing him sing the word WAY.... it sounds soooooo nice
4:18
How do you trace a scatter plot, give the pencil to Michael J Fox!
For the people who don't understand this Michael J Fox has Parkinsons disease which effect the movement part of your brain meaning that his movement is as a scatter plot (graph) all over the place.
Thank you I didn't understand it!
MegaBlock Thank you!
What did he say after the joke?
DjSeanyBoy33 I think he said “yes I know...it’s fucking brilliant”
MegaBlock .
Bo is a genius. "Whats a bag of chips divided by 5, well thats a nike workers meal".
"20 percent of the jackson 5....too soon" ...is the joke
Natural Log or ln(x) is used quite often in mathematics.
Duraflame is an artificial log that you burn. Thus, it's unnatural.
oh that's what duraflame is ok
Why is my sense of humor this? Meh, I still love Bo
C-A-L- 'see'(c) - 'you' (u) - lator, nobody got it it think in the audiance.... genius :D
Brubbs ahem I'm*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Thimmah Holy shit this conversation is still going on , also that's the only thing I got in the whole song pretty much
@@daredevilmoon8508 lol hi
@@hollyweb777 hi
Bo: "... and if you know the words, shut the fuck up"
One person in the audience every single fucking time who knows the words to every song Bo's ever performed: *IT'S MY TIME*
A lot of this song is like that. I didn't understand the Santa Claus multiplied by i joke until my math class in college.
kickerpunter it took until college to learn imaginary numbers
@@bluespellmaster8592 i got into a shouting match with my 2nd grade teacher that got me sent to the principals office cause my teacher kept insisting you couldn't take the square root of a negative number
This song is brilliant. Admittedly there were a few bits in there I had to listen to a few times and cast my mind back to school maths to understand. >_< I'm like a pentium 2 compared to him.
To be fair he had plenty of time making the song to cast his mind back to school math so you shouldn't call yourself slow just based on that
2:04 I’m laughing my ass off! XD
“That’s the joke you fucking idiot!”
"this is a song about meth"
"WUUUU!"
"WUU Yes mam I can die"
I love him so much omg
sad that we cant have things like this any more
favorite part of this video...i played it over and over again
I love how includes the audience a lot you dont see that many comedians that do it as much as him haha
almost ten years later and it stays funny
The ALADDIN theater????
That's problematic Bo
I hate when I don't get some of them because I know they're hilarious but just going over my head cuz I'm an idiot
I LOVE this ^.^ I live how the woman's like "TELL THE JOKE!!!" and he just gives her a look, "that's the joke!"
old bo is very raw and I love it
Some dude did a "That's what she said joke"
The people who aren't laughing probably didnt graduate from high school....
I love the folks who solve the "30 day months" problem like "...well there are 4 30 day months a year-the rest have 31 or 28/29, so...." Sorry friend. That's not quite it
yes it is. 30 day month. the 30 days are a condition, and the month part is a condition. therefore for the two conditions to be fulfilled there needs to be a month, that has 30 days. a regular ( say, 31 day) month would not fulfil one of the conditions. so it wouldnt be correct to do it any differently
"This is morbidly ironic, but, uh, my grandmother was a cancer and she was killed by a giant crab." LOL
Bo is a pure genius.
my friend introduced me to Bo Burnham and it changed my life!!
Lyrics are genius. Really clever... C A L c u lator...
See, i is supposed to be an imaginary number, when you multiply imaginary numbers together they make real numbers which are also known as the numbers we're all familiar with. So to multiply Santa (an imaginary) by i(another imaginary) something becomes real :D **For everyone who failed algebra
"If Kim is half as old as Bobby who is 2 years older than 12 year old Tory, for how many more 30 day months will the three some be considered statutory rape?" In order to solve this problem you need to know the month and year you are starting from.
I assume tori just turned 12
+Carina Garcia You also need to know what country you're in.
Did you include the additional two years of bobby being above age of consent whilst tori is still below to bobby's total?
+MegaBlock holy shit
always because it's non-consensual
I'm the idiot who screamed right after he said theater the first time!
god, this crowd is so horrible.
Are you saying that people need to force laughter whenever they hear a joke they've already heard? You can tell that Bo hates it when people sing along. He even told specifically _not_ to do it, so there's really no justifying how terrible they were lol
He has Parkinson's disease & the meds he takes cause him to move involuntarily. And he is a great sport about it, by the way. His official twitter page is filled with him making jokes at his own expense, so no reason for the audience to be offended.
Pickle900 it's a joke and the people who cared as just playing it up
I love that he says "If you know the words, shut the fuck up!" And everyone sings along.....
"Woo! Cancer!"
Everyone in the comments loving that they were the only one that got each joke on a video with half a million views
and if u could read lips you'd see that he said "I'm just kidding" afterwards :)
He has Parkinson's disease which causes parts of your body to shake out of control, especially your hands. So a scatter plot is perfect for him because all the dots are out of control
"If you know the words, please...shut the fuhk up!" ~dies laughing~
actually i think it can also be charged with multiple under age participants. as far as i'm aware that still counts as statutory rape even without an adult. although most courts probably wouldn't call it statutory rape.
thats what she said last night!!
It got all over the electricals... You're funny!
I can see why this one didn't make it onto the album and/or video. But, it's fairly entertaining.
'guys, i know.. it's fucking brilliant' =]
Kim=7 yr.
Bobby= 14 yr.
Tori=12 yr.
so that's 132 months.
No its not, technically when two minors have sex with each other they are both guilty of statutory raping eachother. It's weird and doesnt make much sense a lot of time, so its almost always dropped by the cops if it comes up
If they're under 13 just do em in your head!
Betty Kline yeah but what do you do to Bobby
@@_UGW_ im legal now
Bo IS number one !
he looks just like number 1.eeeh
i finally understand why he threatens murder before his show
“And if you know the words, please shut the fuck up” 😂😂😂
After the "I know," he says, "It's fucking brilliant."
omfg i love bo ♥
If you enjoy Bo Burnham's work, you might like this edit I made using clips from his show "Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous" set to his song "Goodbye" (from the "Inside" special):
ruclips.net/video/iyqYtC7saDM/видео.html
Although he was asking only about 30 day months, so 44 thirty day months, since there's only 4 30 day months out of the year so take that times 11 equals 44.
"Damnit"
"WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"I'm scared- YES MA'M I CAN DIE!!!!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA favorite part
I get the other jokes, but I can't understand the link between Lincoln and Kennedy - is it because they were both presidents who were shot? Or is there something more that I'm missing?
There are a lot of similarities between the assassinations.
Google is your friend.
They were both shot and killed. Duh
>_>
There's a bunch of weird dates that coincide with both of their presidencies. A lot of weird mathematical similarities somebody put it together and it went around the internet
SO turned on CC because I couldn't understand some of the words. WOW that did not help
@AlcomRobot thanks mate! feel smarter now.
4:18 that was good.....
Woo! Parkinson's!
@NolteMichael13 You represent a "Natural log" by writing "ln x" in an equation. "Duraflame" is a product that starts fires. It's pretty much a block of a flamable substance that helps to set wood on fire, hence the term "unnatural log."
I was expecting "take the circumference of you circumSCRIPTION" because it's a geometry pun lol.
10% of men are gay, 20% of men are Chinese, in the decimal form of 0.1 and 0.2 respectively. We then multiply both decimals together to find an answer of 0.02, finally turn that into a percentage of 2%.
Well assuming that Kim is 7 years old, because she is half of Bobby's age who is 2 years older than 12 year old Tori. After 11 years all three of them will be above 18 years old because Kim is the youngest. So 11 years or 132 months or 3960 days. Just in case any of you were wondering.
lol "the pages were blank and you fuckin' BOUGHT IT" xD
Worst way to find out that Santa isn't real.
never gotten the duraflame the unnatural log joke >.
"20% of the jackson five... too soon" xD looooooooooooool
Guess what, the pages were blank and you FUCKIN BOUGHT IT! *throws book*
Fkn cracks me everytime.
"pages are blank and YOU FUCKING BOUGHT IT"
@Katsight No problem! :) I just thought I'd heard it CUL in a different version. Thanks though!
4:08 -
SantaClause * i = Real
You can only get a real number from an imaginary by multiplying i with another i, or i by 0. So santaclause is either an imaginary number or zero. Wow he's smart! How does he come up with this stuff!
"DO IT" and shit like that.
"DIED! DIED!" She is very into the show.
@flakse there are people like that in every audience. Especially this one, which I'm guessing is full of a bunch of college students
the one person that disliked this is bo cuz he hates people putting shit up that hes supposed to get money for
Haha, I learned that this year! :D
i, the square root of -1, since -1 doesnt have a sqaure root Santa, devided my a nonexisting number, makes him real
So incredibly annoying to hear people singing along when he specifically asked for people not to. I mean how narcissistic do you have to be to not be ok with not hearing your voice for 2 minutes while someone is performing a song they wrote, and you had absolutely nothing to do with? It's mind boggling.
Love the santa claus one Ahahaa
Any notice how the notebook never lands?
We've all just learn a lot of life lessons today ladies and gents lol
They were both shot and killed in successful assassination attempts.
thankyou
Bo-and guess what the pages were blank *throws book*
and you FUCKING BOUGHT IT
Me-dies of laughter
Omg i love bo
Bo- and if you know the words
Pleasw shut the fuck up
Me- omfg 😂😂😂😂
SMART AND FUNNY !!!!! how rare nowadays.
I see Bo more happy to perform closer to audience, able to interact with them (unlike on those Netflix show, they feel a bit uptight)
Fucking Bo has so much wit
The only joke I don't get is "link Kennedy and Lincoln with a common factor".
Conspiracy theorists try to link Kennedy's and Lincoln's assasinations with a "common factor", or something that they both have in common, proving they were connected in some way. But mathematically, a common factor is the amount a arithmetic sequence increases by.
what the guy above said. it's just extreme coincidences along with some false information in the early 2000s that was spread around via e-mail:
www.snopes.com/history/american/lincoln-kennedy.asp
The full list that was spread is here: imgur.com/gallery/9fmUJjl
he's just talking about the fact that they were both murdered...
they were both shot in the head-_-
Both assasinated
@jagnew999 because Michael J. Fox has Parkinson disease which is a neuromotor disease, making movements very difficult. So if you would ask a person with Parkinson to graph a line, it wouldn't be very straight but rather very scattered...hope that answers your question
1:40 I guess Satan enojys comedy
oh i get it domain domain range = xxy = a hermaphodite
"If they're under 13, then just do them in your head"
That is both fucked up, but too funny
Well, i'm 13, so what are you gonna do to me?
to all 3 of you:
Sarah palin has 5 kids, one of which has an extra chromosome. work that math out
Micheal j. fox is an actor (the kid in Back to the future) who has Parkinson's disease, which will cause his hand to shake if he writes (scatter plot)
Ln(x) is the formula for a natural logarithm (natural log) and duraflame the "unnatural log" is the "opposite of that"
no, look it up. Its the square root of negative one.
It's different in every school.
she says "Do the joke its fine!"