Bo Burnham - Statistics + "New Math" - Aladdin Theater - 10/16/2009 *EXPLICIT*

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  • @yoshikagekira4471
    @yoshikagekira4471 7 лет назад +903

    That blank paged book has stuck with Bo through thick and thin.

    • @reviewer49642
      @reviewer49642 6 лет назад +11

      YES IT HAS

    • @yoshikagekira4471
      @yoshikagekira4471 3 года назад +4

      @@rylanisrael4829 wow, all these real people, this is incredible!

    • @jazielaugustine8139
      @jazielaugustine8139 3 года назад

      you all prolly dont give a damn but does anybody know a method to get back into an Instagram account..?
      I stupidly forgot my password. I love any assistance you can give me.

    • @kashtonsebastian4802
      @kashtonsebastian4802 3 года назад +1

      @Jaziel Augustine Instablaster :)

    • @zellaibarra1909
      @zellaibarra1909 3 года назад

      )love it

  • @onesourdude
    @onesourdude 8 лет назад +757

    "If they're under thirteen just do em' in your head" Holy crap I'm ded

    • @bettykline4879
      @bettykline4879 7 лет назад +5

      ...yup

    • @shysunny6392
      @shysunny6392 7 лет назад +18

      don't even do them in your head
      because that's the making
      of a pedophile creep
      :3

    • @jimmyd.6431
      @jimmyd.6431 7 лет назад +51

      Shy Sunny that's the fucking joke

    • @shysunny6392
      @shysunny6392 7 лет назад +3

      it's not a joke
      it's creepy

    • @jimmyd.6431
      @jimmyd.6431 7 лет назад +29

      dark humor xD

  • @shmurt11
    @shmurt11 11 лет назад +521

    either the audience have heard new math a bunch of times already or they just weren't quick witted enough to understand how funny every line is. croo croo

    • @Ubernator
      @Ubernator 11 лет назад +67

      you can hear them singing along...

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 3 года назад +3

      Probably the former

  • @michealmichealaftonafton
    @michealmichealaftonafton 7 лет назад +207

    You can hear people singing with him and knowing that he doesn’t like that it makes it a lot more awkward

  • @malitda9648
    @malitda9648 3 года назад +127

    “and if you know the words please shut the fuck up” i know people think it’s a joke but he’s actually trying to say it without being rude but the delivery was just amazing. he is so smart and talented

  • @totalmollipop
    @totalmollipop 12 лет назад +176

    I love how he abuses his audience when they're being stupid xD

  • @jonb8282
    @jonb8282 11 лет назад +329

    A lot of the jokes in this song are clever and witty. And you got to think to get them. The dura flame one and the Santa Claus one are really intelligent.

    • @KarlOlofsson
      @KarlOlofsson 10 лет назад +7

      Don´t get the dure flame one, but read (and remembered) enough math for the Santa Claus ;)

    • @Xzyzrzq
      @Xzyzrzq 10 лет назад +28

      Karl Olofsson ln(x) means the natural log of something and Duraflame's old motto was the unnatural log because of how easily you could make fires with it.

    • @KarlOlofsson
      @KarlOlofsson 8 лет назад +5

      Derek Robb Cool, didn´t know there was a brand called that for fake firewood so that was a bit hard haha. Also, there was this character on youtube with a similar name a few years back that Burnham met and had some confused impressions of so I thought he meant him.

    • @dylanrietcheck6547
      @dylanrietcheck6547 7 лет назад +1

      What’s the Santa Claus one

    • @Dustin314
      @Dustin314 6 лет назад +10

      Dylan Rietcheck Taking the square root of -1 gives you “i” which some call an imaginary number, because you can’t actually get a real answer. And conversely, i^2 gives you -1, a real number. So saying “Santa times i makes him real” is calling Santa imaginary. Another way of saying i^2=-1

  • @katomiysan
    @katomiysan 10 лет назад +35

    I love hearing him sing the word WAY.... it sounds soooooo nice

  • @megablock1064
    @megablock1064 9 лет назад +67

    4:18
    How do you trace a scatter plot, give the pencil to Michael J Fox!
    For the people who don't understand this Michael J Fox has Parkinsons disease which effect the movement part of your brain meaning that his movement is as a scatter plot (graph) all over the place.

  • @MargiTom
    @MargiTom 14 лет назад +33

    Bo is a genius. "Whats a bag of chips divided by 5, well thats a nike workers meal".

  • @Phoenix1121212
    @Phoenix1121212 11 лет назад +96

    "20 percent of the jackson 5....too soon" ...is the joke

  • @lefthandedyeti
    @lefthandedyeti 13 лет назад +29

    Natural Log or ln(x) is used quite often in mathematics.
    Duraflame is an artificial log that you burn. Thus, it's unnatural.

  • @grog2724
    @grog2724 7 лет назад +36

    Why is my sense of humor this? Meh, I still love Bo

  • @thimmah6466
    @thimmah6466 9 лет назад +260

    C-A-L- 'see'(c) - 'you' (u) - lator, nobody got it it think in the audiance.... genius :D

    • @ninjahaz0180
      @ninjahaz0180 8 лет назад +15

      Brubbs ahem I'm*

    • @451asians
      @451asians 7 лет назад +9

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @daredevilmoon8508
      @daredevilmoon8508 7 лет назад +2

      Thimmah Holy shit this conversation is still going on , also that's the only thing I got in the whole song pretty much

    • @hollyweb777
      @hollyweb777 3 года назад

      @@daredevilmoon8508 lol hi

    • @Silver-qt3nb
      @Silver-qt3nb 3 года назад

      @@hollyweb777 hi

  • @NefariousElasticity
    @NefariousElasticity 3 года назад +6

    Bo: "... and if you know the words, shut the fuck up"
    One person in the audience every single fucking time who knows the words to every song Bo's ever performed: *IT'S MY TIME*

  • @kickerpunter
    @kickerpunter 11 лет назад +23

    A lot of this song is like that. I didn't understand the Santa Claus multiplied by i joke until my math class in college.

    • @bluespellmaster8592
      @bluespellmaster8592 6 лет назад

      kickerpunter it took until college to learn imaginary numbers

    • @johnpaullogan1365
      @johnpaullogan1365 4 месяца назад

      @@bluespellmaster8592 i got into a shouting match with my 2nd grade teacher that got me sent to the principals office cause my teacher kept insisting you couldn't take the square root of a negative number

  • @pixelfantasizer
    @pixelfantasizer 6 лет назад +36

    This song is brilliant. Admittedly there were a few bits in there I had to listen to a few times and cast my mind back to school maths to understand. >_< I'm like a pentium 2 compared to him.

    • @bbjygm
      @bbjygm 3 года назад +1

      To be fair he had plenty of time making the song to cast his mind back to school math so you shouldn't call yourself slow just based on that

  • @_Played
    @_Played 6 лет назад +5

    2:04 I’m laughing my ass off! XD
    “That’s the joke you fucking idiot!”

  • @blake6509
    @blake6509 7 лет назад +53

    "this is a song about meth"

  • @kivikallo4313
    @kivikallo4313 6 лет назад +19

    "WUUUU!"
    "WUU Yes mam I can die"

  • @maddiebender5935
    @maddiebender5935 7 лет назад +3

    I love him so much omg

  • @damiandavis4831
    @damiandavis4831 3 года назад +2

    sad that we cant have things like this any more

  • @bob15446
    @bob15446 15 лет назад +2

    favorite part of this video...i played it over and over again

  • @TheMultiReplayers
    @TheMultiReplayers 13 лет назад +7

    I love how includes the audience a lot you dont see that many comedians that do it as much as him haha

  • @PanTheConcerned
    @PanTheConcerned 6 лет назад +1

    almost ten years later and it stays funny

  • @hchappy125
    @hchappy125 3 года назад +9

    The ALADDIN theater????
    That's problematic Bo

  • @leahkartsonakis6030
    @leahkartsonakis6030 7 лет назад +11

    I hate when I don't get some of them because I know they're hilarious but just going over my head cuz I'm an idiot

  • @CJhasgoneidle
    @CJhasgoneidle 12 лет назад +6

    I LOVE this ^.^ I live how the woman's like "TELL THE JOKE!!!" and he just gives her a look, "that's the joke!"

  • @gandalf_thegrey
    @gandalf_thegrey 3 года назад

    old bo is very raw and I love it

  • @orangefish727
    @orangefish727 8 лет назад +4

    Some dude did a "That's what she said joke"

  • @lovelaina
    @lovelaina 13 лет назад +5

    The people who aren't laughing probably didnt graduate from high school....

  • @mischa2643
    @mischa2643 8 лет назад +36

    I love the folks who solve the "30 day months" problem like "...well there are 4 30 day months a year-the rest have 31 or 28/29, so...." Sorry friend. That's not quite it

    • @MrShiraz1999
      @MrShiraz1999 8 лет назад +6

      yes it is. 30 day month. the 30 days are a condition, and the month part is a condition. therefore for the two conditions to be fulfilled there needs to be a month, that has 30 days. a regular ( say, 31 day) month would not fulfil one of the conditions. so it wouldnt be correct to do it any differently

  • @Pseudologion
    @Pseudologion 13 лет назад +6

    "This is morbidly ironic, but, uh, my grandmother was a cancer and she was killed by a giant crab." LOL

  • @williamb6817
    @williamb6817 3 года назад +2

    Bo is a pure genius.

  • @lillysalazar3068
    @lillysalazar3068 6 лет назад +5

    my friend introduced me to Bo Burnham and it changed my life!!

  • @YouTubeAlex666
    @YouTubeAlex666 5 лет назад +10

    Lyrics are genius. Really clever... C A L c u lator...

  • @EvilAngel1324
    @EvilAngel1324 13 лет назад +7

    See, i is supposed to be an imaginary number, when you multiply imaginary numbers together they make real numbers which are also known as the numbers we're all familiar with. So to multiply Santa (an imaginary) by i(another imaginary) something becomes real :D **For everyone who failed algebra

  • @WhatSayCrochet
    @WhatSayCrochet 9 лет назад +22

    "If Kim is half as old as Bobby who is 2 years older than 12 year old Tory, for how many more 30 day months will the three some be considered statutory rape?" In order to solve this problem you need to know the month and year you are starting from.

    • @justjoe233
      @justjoe233 9 лет назад

      I assume tori just turned 12

    • @beaniepollard8290
      @beaniepollard8290 9 лет назад

      +Carina Garcia You also need to know what country you're in.

    • @mischa2643
      @mischa2643 8 лет назад

      Did you include the additional two years of bobby being above age of consent whilst tori is still below to bobby's total?

    • @SmokeyOwOs
      @SmokeyOwOs 8 лет назад +6

      +MegaBlock holy shit

    • @shysunny6392
      @shysunny6392 7 лет назад

      always because it's non-consensual

  • @rundontcrash
    @rundontcrash 15 лет назад +2

    I'm the idiot who screamed right after he said theater the first time!

  • @thundercolt1479
    @thundercolt1479 9 лет назад +142

    god, this crowd is so horrible.

    • @Sealeopy
      @Sealeopy 7 лет назад +22

      Are you saying that people need to force laughter whenever they hear a joke they've already heard? You can tell that Bo hates it when people sing along. He even told specifically _not_ to do it, so there's really no justifying how terrible they were lol

  • @Pickle900
    @Pickle900 11 лет назад +42

    He has Parkinson's disease & the meds he takes cause him to move involuntarily. And he is a great sport about it, by the way. His official twitter page is filled with him making jokes at his own expense, so no reason for the audience to be offended.

    • @_UGW_
      @_UGW_ 7 лет назад +4

      Pickle900 it's a joke and the people who cared as just playing it up

  • @420BillyBones
    @420BillyBones 11 лет назад +2

    I love that he says "If you know the words, shut the fuck up!" And everyone sings along.....

  • @me-qv2td
    @me-qv2td 8 лет назад +11

    "Woo! Cancer!"

  • @syfa2846
    @syfa2846 7 лет назад +1

    Everyone in the comments loving that they were the only one that got each joke on a video with half a million views

  • @Zebbe18
    @Zebbe18 12 лет назад +4

    and if u could read lips you'd see that he said "I'm just kidding" afterwards :)

  • @kfed1991
    @kfed1991 11 лет назад +5

    He has Parkinson's disease which causes parts of your body to shake out of control, especially your hands. So a scatter plot is perfect for him because all the dots are out of control

  • @ravenstromdans
    @ravenstromdans 13 лет назад +17

    "If you know the words, please...shut the fuhk up!" ~dies laughing~

  • @TheJuriamboXD
    @TheJuriamboXD 12 лет назад +2

    actually i think it can also be charged with multiple under age participants. as far as i'm aware that still counts as statutory rape even without an adult. although most courts probably wouldn't call it statutory rape.

  • @Bonfireten
    @Bonfireten 14 лет назад +6

    thats what she said last night!!
    It got all over the electricals... You're funny!

  • @dajosh42069
    @dajosh42069 13 лет назад

    I can see why this one didn't make it onto the album and/or video. But, it's fairly entertaining.

  • @PacoRamirez21
    @PacoRamirez21 14 лет назад +2

    'guys, i know.. it's fucking brilliant' =]

  • @mattneese8571
    @mattneese8571 10 лет назад +66

    Kim=7 yr.
    Bobby= 14 yr.
    Tori=12 yr.

    • @kisatorimuru6627
      @kisatorimuru6627 8 лет назад

      so that's 132 months.

    • @yeahr1ghty
      @yeahr1ghty 8 лет назад +7

      No its not, technically when two minors have sex with each other they are both guilty of statutory raping eachother. It's weird and doesnt make much sense a lot of time, so its almost always dropped by the cops if it comes up

    • @bettykline4879
      @bettykline4879 7 лет назад +3

      If they're under 13 just do em in your head!

    • @_UGW_
      @_UGW_ 7 лет назад

      Betty Kline yeah but what do you do to Bobby

    • @bobbybutler8897
      @bobbybutler8897 3 года назад

      @@_UGW_ im legal now

  • @sometimesilovelife
    @sometimesilovelife 13 лет назад +1

    Bo IS number one !
    he looks just like number 1.eeeh

  • @Happy-_
    @Happy-_ 7 лет назад +1

    i finally understand why he threatens murder before his show

  • @cat-ry7xe
    @cat-ry7xe 7 лет назад +1

    “And if you know the words, please shut the fuck up” 😂😂😂

  • @captlavin
    @captlavin 14 лет назад +2

    After the "I know," he says, "It's fucking brilliant."

  • @backseatpocket
    @backseatpocket 14 лет назад +1

    omfg i love bo ♥

  • @kdrecords4562
    @kdrecords4562 3 года назад

    If you enjoy Bo Burnham's work, you might like this edit I made using clips from his show "Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous" set to his song "Goodbye" (from the "Inside" special):
    ruclips.net/video/iyqYtC7saDM/видео.html

  • @InescapablePain
    @InescapablePain 11 лет назад +2

    Although he was asking only about 30 day months, so 44 thirty day months, since there's only 4 30 day months out of the year so take that times 11 equals 44.

  • @nickraad77
    @nickraad77 14 лет назад +4

    "Damnit"
    "WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
    "I'm scared- YES MA'M I CAN DIE!!!!"
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA favorite part

  • @riza6392
    @riza6392 10 лет назад +6

    I get the other jokes, but I can't understand the link between Lincoln and Kennedy - is it because they were both presidents who were shot? Or is there something more that I'm missing?

    • @centipeda621
      @centipeda621 10 лет назад +5

      There are a lot of similarities between the assassinations.
      Google is your friend.

    • @lucasshutt4395
      @lucasshutt4395 10 лет назад

      They were both shot and killed. Duh

    • @centipeda621
      @centipeda621 10 лет назад

      >_>

    • @rickfrye9525
      @rickfrye9525 3 года назад

      There's a bunch of weird dates that coincide with both of their presidencies. A lot of weird mathematical similarities somebody put it together and it went around the internet

  • @MichaelMantion
    @MichaelMantion 11 лет назад +2

    SO turned on CC because I couldn't understand some of the words. WOW that did not help

  • @MMAMAN13
    @MMAMAN13 13 лет назад +1

    @AlcomRobot thanks mate! feel smarter now.

  • @oliviadraws6884
    @oliviadraws6884 7 лет назад +3

    4:18 that was good.....

  • @AlcomRobot
    @AlcomRobot 13 лет назад

    @NolteMichael13 You represent a "Natural log" by writing "ln x" in an equation. "Duraflame" is a product that starts fires. It's pretty much a block of a flamable substance that helps to set wood on fire, hence the term "unnatural log."

  • @Strife159Highloch
    @Strife159Highloch 14 лет назад +1

    I was expecting "take the circumference of you circumSCRIPTION" because it's a geometry pun lol.

  • @sgtfreak0
    @sgtfreak0 11 лет назад +25

    10% of men are gay, 20% of men are Chinese, in the decimal form of 0.1 and 0.2 respectively. We then multiply both decimals together to find an answer of 0.02, finally turn that into a percentage of 2%.
    Well assuming that Kim is 7 years old, because she is half of Bobby's age who is 2 years older than 12 year old Tori. After 11 years all three of them will be above 18 years old because Kim is the youngest. So 11 years or 132 months or 3960 days. Just in case any of you were wondering.

  • @AlexCOA
    @AlexCOA 14 лет назад +1

    lol "the pages were blank and you fuckin' BOUGHT IT" xD

  • @TheRealFrostify
    @TheRealFrostify 11 лет назад +1

    Worst way to find out that Santa isn't real.

  • @HeinousDC
    @HeinousDC 12 лет назад +1

    never gotten the duraflame the unnatural log joke >.

  • @TheHazecat
    @TheHazecat 13 лет назад +1

    "20% of the jackson five... too soon" xD looooooooooooool

  • @1itemprod
    @1itemprod 11 лет назад +1

    Guess what, the pages were blank and you FUCKIN BOUGHT IT! *throws book*
    Fkn cracks me everytime.

  • @domos187
    @domos187 13 лет назад

    "pages are blank and YOU FUCKING BOUGHT IT"

  • @Rachelizabeth47
    @Rachelizabeth47 13 лет назад

    @Katsight No problem! :) I just thought I'd heard it CUL in a different version. Thanks though!

  • @yorkshire_tea_innit8097
    @yorkshire_tea_innit8097 3 года назад

    4:08 -
    SantaClause * i = Real
    You can only get a real number from an imaginary by multiplying i with another i, or i by 0. So santaclause is either an imaginary number or zero. Wow he's smart! How does he come up with this stuff!

  • @totalmollipop
    @totalmollipop 12 лет назад +1

    "DO IT" and shit like that.

  • @QuikVidGuy
    @QuikVidGuy 13 лет назад +1

    "DIED! DIED!" She is very into the show.

  • @Strife159Highloch
    @Strife159Highloch 14 лет назад +1

    @flakse there are people like that in every audience. Especially this one, which I'm guessing is full of a bunch of college students

  • @TimeLordRaps
    @TimeLordRaps 14 лет назад

    the one person that disliked this is bo cuz he hates people putting shit up that hes supposed to get money for

  • @Joyhova
    @Joyhova 12 лет назад +4

    Haha, I learned that this year! :D

  • @SuperGoodBoyTobi
    @SuperGoodBoyTobi 12 лет назад +2

    i, the square root of -1, since -1 doesnt have a sqaure root Santa, devided my a nonexisting number, makes him real

  • @wubba-lubba-dub
    @wubba-lubba-dub 5 месяцев назад

    So incredibly annoying to hear people singing along when he specifically asked for people not to. I mean how narcissistic do you have to be to not be ok with not hearing your voice for 2 minutes while someone is performing a song they wrote, and you had absolutely nothing to do with? It's mind boggling.

  • @Jerryofberry
    @Jerryofberry 7 лет назад +2

    Love the santa claus one Ahahaa

  • @cinderblockstudios
    @cinderblockstudios 14 лет назад

    Any notice how the notebook never lands?

  • @MusicChicaMia
    @MusicChicaMia 10 лет назад +4

    We've all just learn a lot of life lessons today ladies and gents lol

  • @dakota9650
    @dakota9650 10 лет назад

    They were both shot and killed in successful assassination attempts.

  • @SoVidushi
    @SoVidushi 2 года назад

    thankyou

  • @Linz_Chick
    @Linz_Chick 7 лет назад

    Bo-and guess what the pages were blank *throws book*
    and you FUCKING BOUGHT IT
    Me-dies of laughter
    Omg i love bo
    Bo- and if you know the words
    Pleasw shut the fuck up
    Me- omfg 😂😂😂😂

  • @fanoboss
    @fanoboss 14 лет назад

    SMART AND FUNNY !!!!! how rare nowadays.

  • @ZwalistyDrwal
    @ZwalistyDrwal 3 года назад +2

    I see Bo more happy to perform closer to audience, able to interact with them (unlike on those Netflix show, they feel a bit uptight)

  • @soraeclipse3287
    @soraeclipse3287 7 лет назад

    Fucking Bo has so much wit

  • @MyMelody625
    @MyMelody625 10 лет назад +8

    The only joke I don't get is "link Kennedy and Lincoln with a common factor".

    • @mfuller3398
      @mfuller3398 10 лет назад +4

      Conspiracy theorists try to link Kennedy's and Lincoln's assasinations with a "common factor", or something that they both have in common, proving they were connected in some way. But mathematically, a common factor is the amount a arithmetic sequence increases by.

    • @afourthwavefeminism
      @afourthwavefeminism 10 лет назад +3

      what the guy above said. it's just extreme coincidences along with some false information in the early 2000s that was spread around via e-mail:
      www.snopes.com/history/american/lincoln-kennedy.asp
      The full list that was spread is here: imgur.com/gallery/9fmUJjl

    • @edgarpinho5848
      @edgarpinho5848 10 лет назад +12

      he's just talking about the fact that they were both murdered...

    • @ryangrimmly7716
      @ryangrimmly7716 7 лет назад +4

      they were both shot in the head-_-

    • @Linz_Chick
      @Linz_Chick 7 лет назад +1

      Both assasinated

  • @stethal1989
    @stethal1989 14 лет назад

    @jagnew999 because Michael J. Fox has Parkinson disease which is a neuromotor disease, making movements very difficult. So if you would ask a person with Parkinson to graph a line, it wouldn't be very straight but rather very scattered...hope that answers your question

  • @Girl1235Awesome
    @Girl1235Awesome 6 лет назад +2

    1:40 I guess Satan enojys comedy

  • @ironabsalexander
    @ironabsalexander 14 лет назад

    oh i get it domain domain range = xxy = a hermaphodite

  • @captainofvideo3522
    @captainofvideo3522 7 лет назад +1

    "If they're under 13, then just do them in your head"
    That is both fucked up, but too funny
    Well, i'm 13, so what are you gonna do to me?

  • @yoshi41700
    @yoshi41700 13 лет назад +2

    to all 3 of you:
    Sarah palin has 5 kids, one of which has an extra chromosome. work that math out
    Micheal j. fox is an actor (the kid in Back to the future) who has Parkinson's disease, which will cause his hand to shake if he writes (scatter plot)
    Ln(x) is the formula for a natural logarithm (natural log) and duraflame the "unnatural log" is the "opposite of that"

  • @Blu0tuth0ninja
    @Blu0tuth0ninja 12 лет назад

    no, look it up. Its the square root of negative one.

  • @xenderization
    @xenderization 12 лет назад

    It's different in every school.

  • @lastcatamount
    @lastcatamount 15 лет назад

    she says "Do the joke its fine!"