Longer the Toast, Shorter the Marriage

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

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  • @patmcgovern2914
    @patmcgovern2914 11 месяцев назад +314

    Fox Nooz saved my life. I had spent 6 weeks in a coma, after a terrible accident. A visitor came into my room turned on Fox Nooz. I had to get up and change the channel.

    • @Todd.B
      @Todd.B 11 месяцев назад +16

      🤣🤣

    • @CheshireSB
      @CheshireSB 11 месяцев назад +8

      Lol

    • @RebaClayton-qd9zy
      @RebaClayton-qd9zy 11 месяцев назад +17

      This comment made my day to 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂 hope you are doing better 🙏

    • @patmcgovern2914
      @patmcgovern2914 11 месяцев назад

      😃@@RebaClayton-qd9zy

    • @ProctorsGamble
      @ProctorsGamble 11 месяцев назад +15

      Sometimes you just need motivation to get up and do what needs to be done!

  • @jenm6977
    @jenm6977 11 месяцев назад +63

    I saw a sign in a car “No Baby On Board. Feel free to hit me.” 😂

  • @healinspaces4u
    @healinspaces4u 11 месяцев назад +107

    I'm with you Pumps. Commercials being soooo loud and having to constantly adjust volume. I've had it!

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 11 месяцев назад +4

      Podcasts are the SAME damn way!! There's some that I can't listen to at night, Bailey Sarian and Morbid(and Scream) being a few, love them to death, but golly they wake me up every time.

    • @danatilton3131
      @danatilton3131 10 месяцев назад

      I just mute it.

  • @KathleenHammett-hr1gy
    @KathleenHammett-hr1gy 11 месяцев назад +14

    Solution for long winded toasts, have a drink in both hands. The right is for the toast, the left is to drink while waiting.. 😊

  • @StuartBelote
    @StuartBelote 11 месяцев назад +67

    I'm a 70 year old white male, but I have to tell you I am not living in the stereotypical demographic for my age, race, and sex. I have lived life in reverse. I was conservative in my late 20s, and over time, I guess I lost my mind and became a centrist, then finally a full-fledged liberal. I constantly watch your show and love it. Today's show got me wondering. Did FOX start out "Fair and Balanced " or were they always shit. I used to watch them and wonder now if they evolved into the "Get off my lawn" people as time went on.
    Love all three of you. Keep it going!

    • @billalbritton4972
      @billalbritton4972 11 месяцев назад +19

      Hello fellow converted republican boomer,love these gals as well. Republican Party left us.

    • @ambriaashley3383
      @ambriaashley3383 11 месяцев назад

      They were always shit, they were just more subtle. And still just as effective as brainwashing people, riling them up, and being as biased as possible.

    • @joeb4142
      @joeb4142 11 месяцев назад

      I’m pretty sure that FOX was created for the specific purpose of being a far right content provider.

    • @joeb4142
      @joeb4142 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@billalbritton4972Great pun 👍🏻

    • @ambriaashley3383
      @ambriaashley3383 11 месяцев назад

      They were always sh*t. They maybe were more subtle with their fearmongering then, but it was still just as corrupt from head to toe.

  • @joygernautm6641
    @joygernautm6641 11 месяцев назад +58

    Another thing? The more they post about loving each other on social media… the more likely, they are to divorce.

    • @J.M.-nb4gw
      @J.M.-nb4gw 11 месяцев назад +4

      I must be ok then cuz my wife never mentions me on FB, I don't think she even has me tagged as her husband 🤔

    • @shaolinwarrior2012
      @shaolinwarrior2012 11 месяцев назад

      It's back to the grandstanding. The more you're trying to make that as your social media face, the more of a farce and image you want others to see.
      If you read the Greek Mythology story of Narcissus, he is wanted by many suitors but rejects the., and it's actually his IMAGE in a pool of water that he falls in love with. He doesn't realize that it is him.
      The same thing is happening with social media making narcissism explode. People are obsessed with the image they're putting out. It's not actually themselves.

    • @xlovatoswag
      @xlovatoswag 10 месяцев назад +2

      I ALWAYS SAY THIS…. and 98% of the time, they eventually do get divorced. ESPECIALLY the ones who post CONSTANTLY about how unbelievably happy & in love they are

    • @xlovatoswag
      @xlovatoswag 10 месяцев назад

      and when they post about how incredible their partner is for small, should be normal, tasks like doing the dishes or actually spending time with their own children for one day

    • @candy2325
      @candy2325 10 месяцев назад

      So true! One of my boyfriend’s friend is going through a divorce and his ex would post him and even posted their last vacation trip together maybe a week or two leading up to the divorce 😨 it’s wild. I leave all that stuff off from online. People are watching and notice that shit

  • @AleCampos1294
    @AleCampos1294 10 месяцев назад +8

    The other day I saw a “gun sticker family” where every member of the family was a different gun and I about lost it.

  • @bloodknyte
    @bloodknyte 11 месяцев назад +16

    Neat little fact about the glass clinking/touching/whatever: this tradition came about from a time where regicide/etc from poisoned drinks was very commonplace, at a toast everyone would clink their glasses/cups/etc together in order to have the drinks splash into each others glasses/cups so that if one was poisoned, it would then be splashed into all the other drinks (including that of the poisoner, or at least the orchestrator of the poisoning even if they did not commit the act themselves, who would almost certainly be present in order to avoid arousing suspicion)

    • @caroshah6175
      @caroshah6175 10 месяцев назад +3

      Such a cool fact. Thank you.

  • @jimhuffstutler9727
    @jimhuffstutler9727 11 месяцев назад +16

    To the two most wonderful ladies on a podcast! After watching you two for a while now, I have finally found the courage to say I’ve had it!!!! If I hear one more person refer to Donald Trump as president Trump I’m afraid I will hurt someone. He is not the president!! Fuck all those idiots. Thank you, I feel better now.

  • @marlynnek6449
    @marlynnek6449 11 месяцев назад +18

    Narcissism has taken over weddings and it's not letting go.

    • @Nun195
      @Nun195 11 месяцев назад

      Anything more than signing a document at a courthouse is just Masturbatory.

    • @DKF_oli
      @DKF_oli 10 месяцев назад +2

      Having a wedding, baby shower, etc. is narcissistic at the core.

  • @sfshinz
    @sfshinz 11 месяцев назад +8

    It took me a long time to realize that those stick-figures on the backs/sides of SUVs weren’t people and pets that the driver had run over, a la WWII fighter plane fuselages.

    • @seanryan3020
      @seanryan3020 10 месяцев назад

      They aren't? Damn, I'm disappointed!

  • @laurenashley90
    @laurenashley90 11 месяцев назад +8

    My mom always asked me to print out the Map Quest for vacations, actually anywhere at all. & I had to then read the directions out loud the entire time while she was 10 & 2 going 90 in a 65.

  • @DoctorJoanieTool
    @DoctorJoanieTool 11 месяцев назад +27

    You guys are almost at 100,000 subscribers!!! You’ll get the special silver plaque!!!!!!

    • @chuckdavis4857
      @chuckdavis4857 11 месяцев назад +6

      Just subscribed, thought I already was.Everyone check if you are .If not help these wonderful silver women get their silver plaques

  • @justinmccord2714
    @justinmccord2714 11 месяцев назад +8

    Higher level of serenity!LMAO!

  • @merc3375
    @merc3375 11 месяцев назад +6

    Family stick figures on cars = a menu for bears LMAO

  • @marykoontz6640
    @marykoontz6640 11 месяцев назад +23

    Baby on board sign is for first responders, ma’am 😂

    • @DKF_oli
      @DKF_oli 10 месяцев назад +2

      No way! That’s totally a purpose assigned after the fact. Lol.

    • @alemontanez1478
      @alemontanez1478 10 месяцев назад

      It was painful watching them continue to talk about the annoyance of the baby on board signs lol i wonder if they have figured it out yet. Man, i love those ladies! 🤪

  • @drummerboycroy
    @drummerboycroy 11 месяцев назад +14

    Success is a friend who laughs at your jokes the way Pumps does.

  • @ridrisco
    @ridrisco 10 месяцев назад +4

    😂😂😂 Jupiter is spot on! Dear god, forget the compass directions. Unless it’s sunrise or sunset, getting to any destination will be hopeless.

  • @ScootsMahgoots
    @ScootsMahgoots 11 месяцев назад +12

    2 family events within a year. Same sibling. Daughter got married for the second time. After dinner the couple started this very long awards ceremony after all the toasts. This was a 3 day event full of games which we only participated in wedding and reception. We wanted to get out of there right after the dinner but got trapped for the awards ceremony.
    Second event was a wedding anniversary party where before we could get in line for the food one of us per table had to answer a trivia question about the couple of honor. We dont need to earn our dinner by team building for our table. Tone it down…

  • @shaolinwarrior2012
    @shaolinwarrior2012 11 месяцев назад +17

    My parents are Faux News'd out, and it depresses the shit out of me. They live in rural upstate NY, and are all concerned about the border and talking about crime. They don't see any of it firsthand, just being Fox paranoid.

    • @starpenta
      @starpenta 11 месяцев назад +1

      I've seen a few news RUclips videos that show that only a handful of people have shown up and they were shocked that nothing was going on.
      The event was moved to some nearby ranch and it was changed into a rally with Kid Rock and Sarah Palin. Funny and sad. One woman was truly heartbroken bc she realized this was all a big grift. She has her own video but I've only seen it on other channels talking about it so IDK how to find it.

    • @rudymarquez1939
      @rudymarquez1939 11 месяцев назад

      I have no problem asking people to prove it, like Pumps says - back it up,provide 1 statistic that states immigrants are committing more crimes, etc. I live in TX in a large city and things are not worse. There are places in the city where more immigrants are being processed and you’ll see them walking through the city blocks but they are looking for work, etc.

    • @cindytermuende7597
      @cindytermuende7597 11 месяцев назад +4

      I heard someone put parental controls on tv for Fox News so the senior parents couldn’t watch ut

    • @melindahall5062
      @melindahall5062 10 месяцев назад +3

      My 89 year old Mom is Foxed out too. It has been a painful to avoid current events in conversation. The good thing is she doesn’t like Trump. I love my Mom but there is a wall between us…sometimes I can’t believe the shit she is watching…..all day.

    • @146agi122
      @146agi122 10 месяцев назад +2

      Want to say hello to your parents in NY state. I live in Toronto, an 1 1/2 from our mutual border, and as Canadians, we used go back and forth quite frequently, BUT NOT1 ANYMORE.. Even our snowbirds, (Florida, Arizona) are selling their properties, or not leasing for the winter.
      Why? Frequent mass shootings, conversion rates 35% less for us, too many KARENS etc.
      No need to worry about OUR BORDERS.
      The otther is THOUSANDS MILES AWAY.

  • @jennl7099
    @jennl7099 6 месяцев назад +2

    I was a schoolbus driver for many years, at one point I put a ‘kids on board ‘ sticker on the bus , as a joke, most people did not get the joke. Best stick figures I’ve seen was a dudes truck with a big X over the wife & kids, just the dad & dog stick figure!

  • @diananunez7
    @diananunez7 11 месяцев назад +27

    I totally agree with Pumps...I reside abroad (Sweden) and every year when I come home to visit the family in Texas, I comment when we are watching live TV about how frickin` loud the commercials are! Then I press the mute button (like I always do, even here in Sweden where the commercial are not louder than the program) and everyone is surprised! But they know by now: big sister is visiting from Sweden and we get that lovely silence during commercials to talk and visit! 😊

    • @J.M.-nb4gw
      @J.M.-nb4gw 11 месяцев назад +2

      Interesting, I never watch any commercial teevee networks so thankfully never see any of those gawdawful commercials

    • @Nun195
      @Nun195 11 месяцев назад +1

      Live tv commercials still exist?

    • @vicki5322
      @vicki5322 10 месяцев назад +2

      What?? I'm swedish and have lived here all my life and my mom and i have always complained about how much louder the commercials are than the program. We used to constantly have to turn it down

  • @laurenjones4592
    @laurenjones4592 11 месяцев назад +13

    I don’t have children but i always heard that the baby on board was in case the vehicle was in an accident that first responders know to look for and help the baby first 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @murraysampson2501
    @murraysampson2501 11 месяцев назад +33

    I’ve informed my family previously that when toasting there’s no clinking of glasses, it’s cheers and drink. 🙄 🥂
    Cheers from down under!
    TV networks deliberately compress the audio and/or raise the level to grab attention during adverts. I’ve had it too!

  • @waithatscrazy
    @waithatscrazy 10 месяцев назад +3

    63 or 64 is INSANE to me. In the midwest here, I tend to keep it at 67. AND IM STILL COLD.

  • @Colbybartley
    @Colbybartley 11 месяцев назад +5

    Pumps is on to something with the Stanley surviving the car fire due to lead 🤣

  • @Todd.B
    @Todd.B 11 месяцев назад +8

    Things like baby on board signs are the pre-cursor to social media. Someone noticed back then that everybody wants to advertise everything that is going on in their life and so, social media was born.

    • @Todd.B
      @Todd.B 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Free.zen. That's a myth, it 'assumes" that first responders won't do their job and need to be told. I guarantee you a first responder is going to thoroughly search the vehicle and make sure no one else was in the car regardless of what might be printed on a bumper sticker or window sign. The most common justification is to warn other drivers to use caution, and no one is going to change their driving behavior over a sign in the car any more than they do when they see a school bus. Bottom line, people just like to announce to the world they have a baby. now they have social media for announcing to the world everything going on in their life.

  • @christinahek
    @christinahek 10 месяцев назад +2

    I do fine with the find the bike. I can’t decipher the crooked letters with the scratches and lines to save my life.

  • @TSS161
    @TSS161 11 месяцев назад +7

    you need to get some lead test strips, and do a breaking news live test of Pump's Stanley Cups. We need to protect our Judge [Redacted] Princess Diana

  • @Myworthinessismypower
    @Myworthinessismypower 11 месяцев назад +46

    Baby on board is so if you have an accident and are unresponsive, rescue crews know to look for a baby!
    Love you guys still tho!

    • @PM-qi1zd
      @PM-qi1zd 11 месяцев назад +5

      Yeah I was like 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @PixelPenguin87212
      @PixelPenguin87212 11 месяцев назад +8

      I used to complain those stickers were stupid until I learned this too!

    • @taylifts
      @taylifts 11 месяцев назад +12

      Came here to comment this lol I think that makes the stick figure family worse by default 😂

  • @jennifergreco1403
    @jennifergreco1403 11 месяцев назад +4

    Yes on the loud commercials. They do that bc they want the viewer to hear when they go to the kitchen for a snack.

  • @ginwar7097
    @ginwar7097 11 месяцев назад +13

    Baby on Board is for emergencies but also it can sway an angry yet conscientious driver from road raging knowing there's an infant in the car.

  • @We_r_the_resistance
    @We_r_the_resistance 10 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks for the tidbit Jennifer, I am set to give a short toast this weekend at my baby's wedding! I will ensure that I do not prolong the speech🤣🤣 My daughter was smart and asked people to sign up if they wanted to give a toast. She gave 6 spots and it was FCFS!!🤭

  • @steellio5526
    @steellio5526 11 месяцев назад +10

    Can someone tell me which episode has the Pump's spoon up the ass incident? That's a question I thought I'd never ask

    • @amandamusic80
      @amandamusic80 11 месяцев назад +1

      I need to also know.. asking for a friend.. who's mom convinced her that was the way to go... (Yeah to the ER)

    • @marlynnek6449
      @marlynnek6449 11 месяцев назад +2

      Super early episode. The back catalog is worth a binge.

    • @steellio5526
      @steellio5526 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@amandamusic80 Didn't think about spoon size. Hopefully it was a tea spoon she used and not a lubed up soup ladle. Don't think insurance would cover that.

    • @coey2
      @coey2 11 месяцев назад +1

      Episode name is "Dark Side of the Spoon with Jackie Schimmel"!

    • @steellio5526
      @steellio5526 11 месяцев назад +1

      @coey2 I just discovered it earlier, but many thanks 👍

  • @sarabirnbaum1585
    @sarabirnbaum1585 11 месяцев назад +3

    Hey Pumps, I too am on Mounjaro for my Diabetes and now weigh what I did in high school. Love you ladies and have told all my friends to find you.

  • @divinewon73
    @divinewon73 11 месяцев назад +11

    Previously, commercials could not be a significantly different volume from the TV show playing. Instead of turning the volume up and down, dealing with commercials, I would always mute the TV when it went to commercial break and then turn the volume back on when the show came on. I told my mom, I would rather enjoyed talking with her during commercial breaks instead of listening to advertising about stuff we don’t want or need anyway. Much more productive use of time!

    • @hollyk7052
      @hollyk7052 11 месяцев назад +2

      As a kid w cable, I would find two channels with shows I liked and would switch back and forth to avoid the commercials of the other lmao

    • @melindahall5062
      @melindahall5062 10 месяцев назад +1

      I remember when the commercials couldn’t be louder than the show. We were so excited. That didn’t last too long, it was nice though. Today commercials are intolerable. The music and the blasting quick cuts I can’t keep up with the message. Best not watch…

  • @rj86dr89
    @rj86dr89 11 месяцев назад +2

    Yessss! I take care of my mom and she watches TV most of the day because she can't physically do much more, and she is a little hard of hearing so I can clearly hear her tv shows in the other room. The show goes to commercial usually when the show gets a little quiet and them BOOM!!! a shockwave of loud music or hyperactive talking when the commercial comes on. It makes my cats jump. It makes me jump. it just causes a huge scene. I don't understand why commercials have to be soooo much louder than the shows.

  • @kaycaravaggio7054
    @kaycaravaggio7054 11 месяцев назад +11

    The “Yack Mouth Toast”😂

  • @danatilton3131
    @danatilton3131 10 месяцев назад +1

    I find you guys, sarcastically hilarious, you hit the bullseye on every subject. Keep it up. I love it.

  • @assorted-rubbish4070
    @assorted-rubbish4070 11 месяцев назад +1

    The 32:30 call was spot on... Totally with that caller, she had me ROFLing during the whole bit... Thank Caller

  • @kaycaravaggio7054
    @kaycaravaggio7054 11 месяцев назад +8

    Pumps hair is fabulous today❤

  • @michelleelmore1875
    @michelleelmore1875 11 месяцев назад +4

    Commercials are so damn loud and I've had it😈

  • @JosephMcAnally
    @JosephMcAnally 10 месяцев назад +2

    Love y’all so much! Great set - love those chairs. But I’ve had it with that obvious outlet cover on your badass hide wall. I’m thinking plant 🪴to cover? Or give it the hidden door treatment. 😘 ✌🏼 ❤

  • @doricetimko5403
    @doricetimko5403 11 месяцев назад +3

    The zombie family stick figures cracks me up

  • @Craiiigy77
    @Craiiigy77 10 месяцев назад +1

    I am looping this as I type this .. had to do an immediate re watch, so F#cking funny

  • @ruthanneller-belote7052
    @ruthanneller-belote7052 11 месяцев назад +16

    Baby on board signs are for emergency workers in the event of a catastrophic accident they know they have a baby to look for !

    • @fishdude666ify
      @fishdude666ify 11 месяцев назад +2

      WHAAAAT?!! I thought they were for disgruntled parents to advertise to kidnappers! This changes EVERYTHING!

    • @katharinedowling9191
      @katharinedowling9191 10 месяцев назад +1

      Won't the child set be a giveaway?

  • @margaretglaser6227
    @margaretglaser6227 11 месяцев назад +2

    here in France and look foward to every show merci

  • @chloechristian67
    @chloechristian67 11 месяцев назад

    THANK YOU PUMPS THE AUDIO CHANGE IS SO INSANE!!! Sometimes checking the sound settings and turning off the auto-whatever can help

  • @margaretglaser6227
    @margaretglaser6227 11 месяцев назад +2

    it is true the loudness is so different

  • @RealBradMiller
    @RealBradMiller 11 месяцев назад

    I love, love, love kale!!! I grow like nealry a dozen types. Purple, blue, green, crinkly, smooth, large leaved, small leaved, they are all fabulous. Any extra gets dehydrated and saved, the powdered kale gets added to soup, eggs, pizza, and any other dish you can think of.

  • @erickabest2308
    @erickabest2308 2 месяца назад

    😂😂😂 I love you JENNIFER and pumps 👍🏽

  • @catherinewiesgen4618
    @catherinewiesgen4618 Месяц назад

    I love these 2 should have more of them Jenny & pomps

  • @sandirhodes9126
    @sandirhodes9126 10 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂The robot test! She was Funny!!

  • @patstandish3288
    @patstandish3288 10 месяцев назад

    I soooo agree about the commercials. I am constantly adjusting the TV volume. I’ve had it!

  • @LorraineQuiche60
    @LorraineQuiche60 10 месяцев назад

    YES, I agree commercials are SO LOUD!! UGH!!

  • @elishaminor2900
    @elishaminor2900 8 месяцев назад

    Great discussion about navigation help the children

  • @b100d.br02
    @b100d.br02 11 месяцев назад

    yall are my crazy southern mothers thank yall for giving me life

  • @KimoraBlac
    @KimoraBlac 10 месяцев назад

    I am obsessed with you both! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @therealpambo
    @therealpambo 10 месяцев назад +3

    I attended a family Thanksgiving dinner and we had a long table full of folks (at least 18). We were mandated to make a toast, explaining what we were thankful for (each person). By the time we toasted around the table, we were all a little TOAST(ED)!🥴😆

  • @cindytermuende7597
    @cindytermuende7597 11 месяцев назад +1

    33:40 I have no more passwords left in me. And no website you will not remember me next time. I guarantee it

  • @DanielleA2023
    @DanielleA2023 11 месяцев назад

    👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻💯of course commercials are deliberately LOUDER

  • @kurtulysses1411
    @kurtulysses1411 11 месяцев назад +2

    You all were on The Young Turks too, love you all❤

  • @lelethumatanda5923
    @lelethumatanda5923 10 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂 Enjoyed this episode so much, love you ladies

  • @PortalPuddle
    @PortalPuddle 11 месяцев назад +1

    The fact that pumps has a baby sitter for her 2 adult children is hilarious 😂

  • @dianawalter2379
    @dianawalter2379 11 месяцев назад +2

    Good morning! Love you guys ❤

  • @dronexfun8469
    @dronexfun8469 11 месяцев назад +22

    The baby on board signs are for emergency services when they arrive at a wreck.

    • @lindakautzman7388
      @lindakautzman7388 11 месяцев назад +6

      Good to know...and good idea

    • @larrywayne6254
      @larrywayne6254 11 месяцев назад +16

      First responders are trained for that. We don’t need a sign. That’s just a marketing ploy to get you to buy product.

    • @sheilalindauer248
      @sheilalindauer248 11 месяцев назад +4

      Then you remove it when you're driving without a baby on board?

    • @candy2325
      @candy2325 10 месяцев назад +3

      I see this comment everywhere. First responders are highly trained to check the scene thoroughly when there’s an accident they don’t need a silly sticker for that

    • @sheilalindauer248
      @sheilalindauer248 10 месяцев назад

      @@candy2325 exactly 💯

  • @jamesunderwood2760
    @jamesunderwood2760 11 месяцев назад +1

    Always enjoy...thank you

  • @gnomesaregneat
    @gnomesaregneat 4 дня назад

    Omg. The directions!! I agree. Just tell me the place and I'll type it into Google maps. I WILL space out while you're talking.

  • @skyethebard
    @skyethebard 10 месяцев назад

    OMG the comments you read aloud *lol* I think it's confirmation that you are doing it right 🎉

  • @lexsol6941
    @lexsol6941 10 месяцев назад

    Can you come to Maryland? We’d love to see you here.

  • @joyrico5989
    @joyrico5989 11 месяцев назад +1

    Love your show 🎉🎉

  • @OscarLangleySoryu
    @OscarLangleySoryu 11 месяцев назад +2

    The commercials on cable were always louder than the show, but on the internet streaming TV these days it's REALLY bad

  • @chandlerj10
    @chandlerj10 11 месяцев назад +2

    The “I’ve Had It” dialogue about everyday things we endure and observe is so hilarious. Today’s dialogue on the “Baby on Board Signs” and “Family Stick Figures Stickers” was sublime.
    I’d like to piggyback on that to bring up…”Car Rear Window Stuffed Animals”.
    Excited that you’re almost at 100k subscribers!

    • @kconway2263
      @kconway2263 11 месяцев назад

      I rarely see the animals, but the stick figure families are ridiculous. Related to advertising your family, I don’t get the stork signs in the front yard. To me, you’re just asking for someone to come snatch your baby.

  • @mariannescholer9175
    @mariannescholer9175 3 месяца назад

    Thank you, cvrismo - the Baby on Board tag alerts cops and firefighters to tiny passengers who may have been ejected or hidden under interior debris

  • @NA-jx2bf
    @NA-jx2bf 24 дня назад +1

    The horoscope/astrology thing is everywhere, unironically. It’s really worrying how many ppl genuinely believe it.

  • @seanryan3020
    @seanryan3020 10 месяцев назад

    Tbh, my instinctive reaction to the stick-figure family sticker is "Meh."
    But a while back, I saw one that had Jason from Friday the 13th chasing a terrified stick-figure family and another with an AT-AT from Star Wars blasting at a family, and they said l, "Jason/The Empire doesn't care about your stick figure family. Those always bring a smile to my face!

  • @virnagoddard107
    @virnagoddard107 18 дней назад

    Yes thats true😢 the commercials r longer than the actual movie an I've had it to

  • @isaacrocha9056
    @isaacrocha9056 10 месяцев назад

    This episodes callers were 10/10 chefs kiss to each of them

  • @Nun195
    @Nun195 11 месяцев назад +1

    Oh my! Yes! People in the south love to give directions by landmarks that used to be there. It’s like, I don’t care about the history of Greenville, just tell me which cross street the Walmart is on!

    • @TiOnemorename
      @TiOnemorename 10 месяцев назад

      When I moved from Boston to NC, I had to learn how to recognize tobacco fields & deer hanging hooks to get anywhere out of town

  • @PearlChenette
    @PearlChenette 29 дней назад

    You girls rock

  • @Kim-lc3fv
    @Kim-lc3fv 11 месяцев назад +2

    Music is ALWAYS louder than dialogue in tv shows. I always have to turn down the volume.
    BTW can't wait until you comment on Lankford on your IHIP show.

  • @H3H3HUMOR01
    @H3H3HUMOR01 11 месяцев назад +1

    Brussel sprouts and kale are goated ❤️

  • @sweet_pea
    @sweet_pea 3 месяца назад

    I don't know if this is true but I've heard "Baby on Board" stickers are also used in case of a car accident, first responders will be more aware that a baby could be in the vehicle and may prioritize rescue efforts accordingly.

  • @cvrismo1060
    @cvrismo1060 3 месяца назад

    Baby on board is to let first responders know there is a tiny hooman in the car if there is an accident

  • @andrewborth6629
    @andrewborth6629 11 месяцев назад +3

    When you whispered "AOC" it was a major ASMR trigger for me. If you record whispers of all the things that scare the right, I would pay money for that shit.

    • @tm3m
      @tm3m 10 месяцев назад

      that's gonna be a mighty long list 😂

  • @tobipradasri4089
    @tobipradasri4089 11 месяцев назад

    A freaking robot test is egregious 😂😂😂

  • @J.M.-nb4gw
    @J.M.-nb4gw 11 месяцев назад +12

    My wife and I got married in our 50s and it was the first time for each of us. My lovely wife chose just one toast for our reception and it was her favorite Irish saying from my dear departed Dad...
    "May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live!" ☺️

  • @tristadav
    @tristadav 11 месяцев назад

    Well, I agree with you on the baby on board tags. I don't think people understand what it means- those were designed for emergency responders to know they had to search an accident scene for a baby that was thrown from the vehicle.

    • @candy2325
      @candy2325 10 месяцев назад

      No, first responders are trained to check a scene of a crash for any survivors or the deceased. They don’t need a sticker for that. That sticker is just a goofy marketing product for people to put on their car just for shits and giggles.

    • @tristadav
      @tristadav 10 месяцев назад

      @@candy2325 Look it up- originally from high speed accidents on the Autobahn, where children were thrown from the car some distance and not found because parent was uncouncious and there was no visible sign of a child near the accident. We are talking quite a number of years ago when these stickers were started. I can't remember the source but I felt it was a good one at the time I read this. I could be wrong but I'm not just guessing when I say this- it was from a legit article decades ago. Now they are just "cute" but not cute of course.

  • @discowolf25
    @discowolf25 11 месяцев назад +1

    I’ve had it😤

  • @debbiehart7560
    @debbiehart7560 2 месяца назад

    I am not a robot!!! This is a great use for Ai. 😂

  • @chloechristian67
    @chloechristian67 10 месяцев назад

    I’ve finally had it with wondering Jessica’s astrological sign and thought “she’s surely a Leo, lemme google her birthday” and WOULD YA JUST LOOKIE WHO WAS BROUGHT EARTHSIDE AUG 7 😂😂😂😂

  • @steviewonderland2630
    @steviewonderland2630 11 месяцев назад

    Serenity now baby.🥂

  • @FubbleretIn
    @FubbleretIn 11 месяцев назад

    6:06 is Jen talking about Alex Bennetts divorce

  • @OscarLangleySoryu
    @OscarLangleySoryu 11 месяцев назад

    XD my former roommate made us do the eye contact toasts _every_ time we drank together. So often, multiple times a week

  • @dawnrene
    @dawnrene 11 месяцев назад +2

    My stick figure family is me and eight cats

  • @chadcorrell4272
    @chadcorrell4272 11 месяцев назад

    👏👏 A thing “I’ve had it with!” When people are ranking things on TikTok and other social platforms and they are like “ I give this a 7.2” or “I give this a 9.4”, like!!! Ahhhhh what’s the .2 for what’s the .4 for?! No, it’s 1-10! What’s the difference really between a 9 or a 9.4! I mean are we talking about 🍆, then maybe. I’ve had it! lol Thanks for allowing me to go on this little jaunt. Love you both! ❤

  • @theferalprogressive1160
    @theferalprogressive1160 10 месяцев назад +3

    Here’s a little factoid for ya, those “I’m not a robot” test are used to build the software for self-driving cars. So every time you get it right, Elon Musk gets his wings.

  • @LinneaBuras
    @LinneaBuras 11 месяцев назад

    I’ve had it with the CoExist bumper stickers. Automatic recognize a kale eater, plastic water bottle, keto diet, organic, hemp clothing.

  • @cindytermuende7597
    @cindytermuende7597 11 месяцев назад

    3:36 serenity now

  • @nopelahoma
    @nopelahoma 10 месяцев назад

    Pumps could get a lead free Simple Modern cup which would also support an Oklahoma business