Yo Vic! You have great materials as a stand-up comic! You're one funny comedian! Keep doing what you're doing! Lmao!!!!!!!!! Been watching you as a stand-up comic on RUclips! LOL
I like to make 2 slices of toast, and then put together a sausage and fried egg sandwich. Sometimes they serve French toast sticks. I like those. At Comfort Suites, they have a Texas shaped mold in their waffle iron. Choice of regular or blueberry batter. When it's done you have the State of Texas covering your paper plate.
lol i feel you man and i used to work at best western plus hotel so i can understand your pain about waffle machines being out of order and now a days the cashier don't put forks and spoons on a bag for you anymore and expect you to get it a mile away which is wack
We’ve all been there. And he made a good bit out of it. Very funny and real. That being said, I’ve stayed at a lot of holiday inn express locations all over the country-they’re good, but these days not cheap and can run 189 To 250 depending on the season, so you may as well just stay in a real hotel for 300 and avoid the idiots.
I.. have a emotional problem where as... The words "Free". "Continental". "Breakfast". DOES NOT COMPUTE in my brain. I do not understand... what that is... why it is.. or what it actually means. Not to mention... I act like 70s Diesel Benz Wagon.. that hasnt been started in 30yrs until I get a half Lliter of Coke in my fuel lines. Everytime.. Im out at a hotel... BREAKFAST is... Bagels (toasted poppy seed), Lox, whitefish, creamcheese. IF the joint is really nice.. Id appreciate a tomato. Sliced.. open face. Ive paid upwards of 25bux.. for what equates to what I asked for... But you get it and it looks like something died on a plate. -- Thats disgusting. I do not do ANY BREAKFAST.. at a Hotel --- FOR EXACTLY that reason!
@@abc456f Thats one of the problems... I said.. what Id like / want on a Breakfast Bagel, thats not what Id get. I was at a Hotel in Bethesda MD.. and I asked for a "Bagel" with "Whitefish", "Cream cheese" and "Lox"... And I essentially paid for.. a Kiaser Roll with a hole in the center, a 1"sq of creamcheese and a piece of salmon. It looked like BURNT catfood. However.. Its damn near impossible to get a Breakfast Bagel.. that doesnt look like cooked front pads on a New Vette... which is why On the 2nd day at the hotel... I went to a local place called Bagel City. 15+yrs later... I still think about it.
NEVER a coffee stirrer in the bag... so we're expected to stir our volcano hot coffee with our fingers?! That's what ticks me off Vic! Hope your coming back to Hampton Beach in 2019.
They did'nt give me spoon yesterday anyd i walked.The virus shit i had to walk a 1/4 mile tp find place yp sit down and hope some rent a cop does'nt run me off.Put all the stuff in and no fucking spoon.Pissed walked all the way back.
Halo Fortunato I would assume they pay right? Your the talent they hired, they should pay 💰. They're on his time not theirs lol you think he wants to leave his wife to go sleep surrounded by mutants 😂 so funny
Well, the food is free, or built into the cost. You cannot expect it to be the highest quality. Hope you are practicing the barrier method to not bring bedbugs home. Minimum, put your suitcase in a plastic bag and tied in the trunk of the car and into the garage to be inspected under bright lights. All cloths immediately go into the washer in hot water. Boiling water added is good too.
"So I get to the speaker, I ask the mutant ". I'm dead 😂😂😂
I knooooowww me too!
I think I woke someone up when I heard that, I was laughing so hard.
I like how he said he had to preserve his voice and then starts screaming anyway by the end of the video
LMAO HAHAHA eating my oatmeal like an Ethiopian....I’m freaking dying! 😂😂😂😂
“There’s something about watching a lady breastfeed her kid while your pouring half and half” 🤣
*you're
@@Yates__ mansplaining.
Did she have little boy pimple tits? Gross! If it ain't big-uns, buy a damn bottle.
@Box Addict Good Observation there Mr. Box
Yo
"I go up to the speaker, and I ask the mutant" I'm crying how hard I'm laughing😂😂😂
HYSTERICAL!!!!! This guy is soooooo funny! I am in tears laughing! I can totally relate to the waffle experience. I want to see him in person!
This video single handedly plummeted the stock value of holiday inn 😂
Andreas Samiotis lololololol
I think if anything it was a plug for their waffles.....lol
🤣
Sure hope so. Holiday Inn is a dump
As well it should. Holiday Inn is the perfect shithole
I love how he says I’ll conserve my voice... minute in the video starts yelling haha 😂
It went from comedy to tragedy... lmao
Lmfao
When the mutant before you leaves waffle batter all over the handles utensils and the machine like Niagara Falls 😅
I may have a condition because everything that ticks you off, ticks me off too, but I can't find anyone else to understand me...(I'm doing the "look")
I'm right there with you.
Holy shit, my face hurts from how hard i laughed 🤣🤣🤣
"I went from comedy to tragedy"
Thats why i have utensil in my glove compartment cause this has happen to me a couple of times and i have straws too.
I know you don't wanna hear this... but this is why I keep a couple plastic forks and spoons in the glove compartment...
Never new you like to see Jim after your complimentary breakfast! LOL Your funny man! Take care!
Now i went from comedy to tragedy 😂😂😂😂
The "mutant" Hahahaha
3:23 THERE'S NO SPOON!!!! 😂😂😂
Says hes not gonna yell. Proceeds to yell 😂😂
Vic you crack me up man. Thanks for the laughs
THAT would really tick me off too Vic!!!😡🤬
LOL! You're right Vic! It's the little things in life.
Here I am just about to have my oatmeal with my spoon and am suddenly very thankful! Thank you Vic, for putting a new perspective on my morning!
I laughed throughout the whole thing, my man. You’re a legend
So true Vic 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
He asked the Mutant ! Priceless
I'm an iced coffee drinker and I hear you on the perfectly blended iced coffee, it's an art form lol!
I feel ya Vic. My coffee has to be piping hot as well.
The Von Trapp family and Brady bunch LOL
“Sat in the car eating my oatmeal like a fucking Ethiopian” hahahahahaha
Yo Vic! You have great materials as a stand-up comic! You're one funny comedian! Keep doing what you're doing! Lmao!!!!!!!!!
Been watching you as a stand-up comic on RUclips! LOL
GM Vic !!! Can't wait to see u at the Westbury theater !
I like to make 2 slices of toast, and then put together a sausage and fried egg sandwich. Sometimes they serve French toast sticks. I like those. At Comfort Suites, they have a Texas shaped mold in their waffle iron. Choice of regular or blueberry batter. When it's done you have the State of Texas covering your paper plate.
To twisted watch Have yourself a very merry Christmas vignette! Lol
Ethiopian lmao...i love this man...my funny valentine....😂😂😂💥💥😆😆😆
Is that a jojoj reference?
Lol the Brady bunch.
lol i feel you man and i used to work at best western plus hotel so i can understand your pain about waffle machines being out of order and now a days the cashier don't put forks and spoons on a bag for you anymore and expect you to get it a mile away which is wack
😂 Lol Vic soooooo Funny!
I love him!
I knew he was gonna say no spoon
I carry a titanium spork with me everywhere I go so I always have an eating utensil.
Hahaha! i agree people are like vultures!!😂
This one is thee best ! Lol
Too funny Vic,luv ya!!!
Those waffles are definitely the best!!
He's the voice of us all
I always get the waffles at hotels! I hear you!!!
Just made my coffee in my Farbeware coffee pot with Dunkin Donuts coffee.
😂 I know that waffle machine well - I stay at places where they have them as well 🎭😂😂😂
My kingdom for a waffle. Lol
We’ve all been there. And he made a good bit out of it. Very funny and real. That being said, I’ve stayed at a lot of holiday inn express locations all over the country-they’re good, but these days not cheap and can run 189
To 250 depending on the season, so you may as well just stay in a real hotel for 300 and avoid the idiots.
I.. have a emotional problem where as...
The words "Free". "Continental". "Breakfast". DOES NOT COMPUTE in my brain. I do not understand... what that is... why it is.. or what it actually means. Not to mention... I act like 70s Diesel Benz Wagon.. that hasnt been started in 30yrs until I get a half Lliter of Coke in my fuel lines.
Everytime.. Im out at a hotel... BREAKFAST is... Bagels (toasted poppy seed), Lox, whitefish, creamcheese. IF the joint is really nice.. Id appreciate a tomato. Sliced.. open face. Ive paid upwards of 25bux.. for what equates to what I asked for...
But you get it and it looks like something died on a plate. -- Thats disgusting.
I do not do ANY BREAKFAST.. at a Hotel --- FOR EXACTLY that reason!
What hotel serves lox AND whitefish?
@@abc456f
Thats one of the problems...
I said.. what Id like / want on a Breakfast Bagel, thats not what Id get.
I was at a Hotel in Bethesda MD.. and I asked for a "Bagel" with "Whitefish", "Cream cheese" and "Lox"...
And I essentially paid for.. a Kiaser Roll with a hole in the center, a 1"sq of creamcheese and a piece of salmon.
It looked like BURNT catfood.
However..
Its damn near impossible to get a Breakfast Bagel.. that doesnt look like cooked front pads on a New Vette... which is why On the 2nd day at the hotel...
I went to a local place called Bagel City. 15+yrs later... I still think about it.
Man, you nailed it! Again!
I had predicted the spoon because it was the only thing he didn't mention & I can also relate.
EVERYTHING NYYYYCE
all good UNTIL DISASTER !!!!!
The Look
Just like Coming to America then, the tasing the soup scene
Eating like an Ethiopian! Fuck dude funny as hell.
Up until the 3:20 mark I was thinking to myself “Wow Vick is actually pretty calm in this video” and then that changed
Don't hold back your feelings, Vic !! Let it fucking out !!
They should have given you a new complimentary waffle machine.
Your the best Vic!!!!
omg I'm crying!!!
Hahaha!!! No spoon!!
Wish I was out east to see your shows....instead...I'm in coooold Colorado freezing. Keep us laughing!!
Colorado is a beautiful state. Would rather be there than in New England any day.
Sorry Vic,but even Ethiopians have spoons 😂
You should of asked the woman breast feeding if she could spare a little bit for your coffee.
NEVER a coffee stirrer in the bag... so we're expected to stir our volcano hot coffee with our fingers?! That's what ticks me off Vic! Hope your coming back to Hampton Beach in 2019.
He Has A Point Folks. Lol.
If common sense was lard, most people wouldn't be able to grease a pan!
Vic you are so funny. I just hope you don't get your bowels in an uproar.
I like those too.
I LOVE THOSE WAFFLES!!!!
Aaaaayyy Vic - too bad Connecticut doesn’t have WaWa !! Chocolate croissant !!! And Dunkin Donuts needs to add a nice frittata to their drive thru !
That's my reaction when the gas stations can't keep their stinking icee machines in order. SO Annoying and agitating when it happens!
TWO DOLLAR!!
Holiday Inns are nice.
The continental breakfast at the hotel I stayed at was a mess. The batter everywhere like they let Pollack use the damn thing
I know a guy who gives 2 DOLLAH tips ABWUGEBUEHWUEHBGUEH
You said you checked to make sure you had everything before leaving the drive thru ,, plus it’s probably New Jersey DD
I went to a hotel that had complimentary breakfast and some asshole sneezed in the waffle batter
GOOD MORNING VIC DIBITETTO see you soon at the Westbury music fair
They did'nt give me spoon yesterday anyd i walked.The virus shit i had to walk a 1/4 mile tp find place yp sit down and hope some rent a cop does'nt run me off.Put all the stuff in and no fucking spoon.Pissed walked all the way back.
I'm sorry they didn't have any waffles. 😟❤️
Do Ethiopians eat with no spoons?
I'll get ya a spoon.... another 2 dolllllers.
03:04. Two dAllllla
Fuckin' hysterical !!!!!
Use your fingers? Lol
lmao something about breast feeding while ya pouring half and half hahaha
who pays for the hotels vic ihope the show does! that gets costly.
Halo Fortunato I would assume they pay right? Your the talent they hired, they should pay 💰. They're on his time not theirs lol you think he wants to leave his wife to go sleep surrounded by mutants 😂 so funny
Like an Ethiopian!! LMAO!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOL!!! Here's the plan...You keep watch.👀 I'll grab the spoons! ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶
I was sitting here eating my oatmeal like a fucking Ethiopian
always carry backups! ha sorry
Love those waffles
JUST DID THE WAFFLE GIG & THE GYM FAIRFIELD NJ MARRIOT WAFFLES YES GYM YES POOL OUT OF SERVICE !
Well, the food is free, or built into the cost. You cannot expect it to be the highest quality. Hope you are practicing the barrier method to not bring bedbugs home. Minimum, put your suitcase in a plastic bag and tied in the trunk of the car and into the garage to be inspected under bright lights. All cloths immediately go into the washer in hot water. Boiling water added is good too.
McDonald's coffee is best in the masses class. Even better than expensive Starbucks.
I love complimentary breakfast all because of waffle machine