TRUMP'S RNC SPEECH MADE ME HATE HIM AGAIN

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @calcifur
    @calcifur 3 месяца назад +2164

    Your speech has to be over a thousand words
    Trump: it was a warm, beautiful day...

    • @streampunksheep
      @streampunksheep 3 месяца назад +117

      Beautiful. Lovely. It was truly. My friend, my good friend...

    • @xibalbalon8668
      @xibalbalon8668 3 месяца назад +38

      A news article that forces you to skip the writer talking about their coffee drink

    • @jiv32
      @jiv32 3 месяца назад +14

      I don't know who wrote his speech, but clearly, English isn't their first language.

    • @kingofcarrotflowers326
      @kingofcarrotflowers326 3 месяца назад +45

      The sun shined upon my face, as everybody smiled. Such beautiful smiles, each one of them brighter than the next. I tell you, you’ve never seen teeth so white. I thought to myself they must be using Crest toothpaste. Crest, still a good brand after all these years. We all loved Crest growing up…

    • @MarxistOrc
      @MarxistOrc 3 месяца назад

      Perfect​@@kingofcarrotflowers326

  • @Grymgar
    @Grymgar 3 месяца назад +688

    "Too painful to tell" as he tells, gleefully about it

    • @lukeshioshio
      @lukeshioshio 3 месяца назад +2

      You must be so likeable

    • @kevinchristensen7510
      @kevinchristensen7510 3 месяца назад +60

      There's no way we aren't going to be hearing about this from him again and again and again . . .

    • @Tavat
      @Tavat 3 месяца назад +47

      @@lukeshioshioAnyone who hates Trump is a better person than someone who excuses Trump’s behavior or supports him. You are a bad person if you support Trump.

    • @shanustheanus
      @shanustheanus 3 месяца назад +2

      Im no trump supporter, but this childlike view of the world is everywhere and starting to annoy me. These things are all yoir opinions, and its not true that supporting Trump makes you a bad person. Its just not true. Most americans vote without knowing all of the ins and outs of every little thing. So even if its true that Trump bad, that doesnt mean people voting trump are also bad. You cant back that claim up ​@Tavat

    • @lukeshioshio
      @lukeshioshio 3 месяца назад

      @@Tavat You must also be likeable and emotionally intelligent

  • @KickinRadTopHat
    @KickinRadTopHat 3 месяца назад +311

    Decade 4 of Americans falling for trickle down economics

    • @TheBachB
      @TheBachB 3 месяца назад +51

      It's so depressing to watch this happen over and over again. Like I honestly start to doubt that the US will ever get better.

    • @ticketforlife2103
      @ticketforlife2103 3 месяца назад +17

      ​@@TheBachBit won't

    • @ticketforlife2103
      @ticketforlife2103 3 месяца назад +27

      Decade 5 actually

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- 3 месяца назад +7

      At this point they're burte forcing it a hope itll ve different somehow

    • @prof.scheere6933
      @prof.scheere6933 3 месяца назад

      That's why they are destroying education

  • @David-tu3ot
    @David-tu3ot 3 месяца назад +1111

    trump narrating the whole thing as if it were a fanfic 😂

    • @vl5008
      @vl5008 3 месяца назад +29

      Omg you’re right. 😭😭😭😭

    • @penelopeandpriscillaaregay1712
      @penelopeandpriscillaaregay1712 3 месяца назад +21

      why is that exactly what it is

    • @YohonKalic
      @YohonKalic 3 месяца назад +13

      Reminded me of Arnold Schwarzenegger's movie commentary. Where he would just describe what was happening in the movie.

    • @chilichinashop
      @chilichinashop 3 месяца назад +11

      He even got his senpai (Hulk Hogan) to notice him!!! 😍

    • @davidblue78
      @davidblue78 3 месяца назад +1

      I can't breath 😂😂😂

  • @LonkinPork
    @LonkinPork 3 месяца назад +746

    An old quote's been rattling around in my brain for the past several days.
    "Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize." - Tom Lehrer

    • @dylan9025
      @dylan9025 3 месяца назад +34

      Tom Lehrer was the OG hilarious commentator

    • @LonkinPork
      @LonkinPork 3 месяца назад +7

      @@dylan9025 greatest to ever do it fr fr

    • @jjburgess1583
      @jjburgess1583 3 месяца назад +21

      100% agree. Obama ironically got the Nobel Peace Prize too

    • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
      @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 3 месяца назад +4

      He had a point

    • @chilichinashop
      @chilichinashop 3 месяца назад +10

      Trump had his own WWE walkout
      we are so cooked

  • @br34d95
    @br34d95 3 месяца назад +540

    "absolutely blood"
    "the ear has the most blood"

    • @tanjabuchholz5314
      @tanjabuchholz5314 3 месяца назад +28

      "Stable genius" lol

    • @Farticuss
      @Farticuss 3 месяца назад +14

      Big water

    • @carolinesemmelmeier4754
      @carolinesemmelmeier4754 3 месяца назад +47

      Unironically, this was the part of the RNC where my mother asked for a fact check. She vibed with everything else said prior. Except for Kid Rock lol

    • @hustler3of4culture3
      @hustler3of4culture3 3 месяца назад +3

      Adverb describing a noun. SMH

    • @jumbolumps666
      @jumbolumps666 3 месяца назад +32

      The most beautiful blood, American blood. Some say it's the most patriotic blood they've ever seen. I don't say it, but people are saying it

  • @RavingKats
    @RavingKats 3 месяца назад +560

    The way he talks feels like someone trying to hypnotize you.

    • @jayclark5912
      @jayclark5912 3 месяца назад +7

      Reminds me of someone else

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 3 месяца назад +14

      Trying and failing

    • @cognittie930
      @cognittie930 3 месяца назад +11

      @@jayclark5912 L. Ron Hubbard when he audits you?

    • @lilori28
      @lilori28 3 месяца назад +2

      Omg yes

    • @islabee94
      @islabee94 3 месяца назад +11

      ​@@lilori28 I mean that's exactly what he's doing

  • @goblinbabe
    @goblinbabe 3 месяца назад +1445

    Mfs watch The Boys and be like “it’s too on the nose!”
    Like bro how the hell do you even satirize our country subtly 😭

    • @PittsburghSonido
      @PittsburghSonido 3 месяца назад +160

      Theyll say its too on the nose and ridiculous and yet still not see how ridiculous it is in the real world.

    • @Wraiven22
      @Wraiven22 3 месяца назад +97

      Satire is dead at this point, real life is the satire 😖

    • @fudgesticklebear
      @fudgesticklebear 3 месяца назад +51

      gta 6 going to be an uncomfortable reflection

    • @SquidwardTentacles225
      @SquidwardTentacles225 3 месяца назад +107

      Them misspelling the victims name and then having trump enter like a wwe match was very homelander

    • @TimelesslyModern
      @TimelesslyModern 3 месяца назад +6

      Yeah I said this a week ago, and now I’m like: real life’s insane

  • @afterhourscinema782
    @afterhourscinema782 3 месяца назад +1092

    "Amber Rose, Hulk Hogan, and Donald Trump walk into a room..." 😂

    • @rosecity_chris
      @rosecity_chris 3 месяца назад +24

      And everyone claps

    • @mexicanopdb
      @mexicanopdb 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@rosecity_chris Unfortunately not a reddit story that ends that way

    • @xibalbalon8668
      @xibalbalon8668 3 месяца назад +20

      And are paid by a billionaire vampire

    • @cattibingo
      @cattibingo 3 месяца назад +17

      Oh ive seen that video on the hub

    • @Imm0rtal24
      @Imm0rtal24 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@cattibingo 🤨🤨

  • @trinodot8112
    @trinodot8112 3 месяца назад +920

    He is physically incapable of being serious without coming off as a total goofball. I dont know how anyone can look at him and see him as a serious, well-spoken, or intelligent political figure. He cant even act serious.

    • @tbcstuff3634
      @tbcstuff3634 3 месяца назад +5

      Life isn't serious.

    • @CrossWindsPat
      @CrossWindsPat 3 месяца назад +103

      @@tbcstuff3634 Technically, its the most serious thing you can do.

    • @ViVeriVniversvmVivusVici
      @ViVeriVniversvmVivusVici 3 месяца назад +29

      ​@@tbcstuff3634you're absolutely right. I've had the wrong worldview my entire life. Life is a joke. If I treat it like a joke then y'all can't match my energy. How do we find the middle ground?

    • @PittsburghSonido
      @PittsburghSonido 3 месяца назад +36

      Trump supporters know he's full of crap, yet they support him nonetheless.

    • @kasualvfx4985
      @kasualvfx4985 3 месяца назад +1

      @@CrossWindsPatthat’s why y’all so stressed and never have peace, take a chill pill bro life’s not serious

  • @Wraiven22
    @Wraiven22 3 месяца назад +348

    The fact that the Boys finale aired the same week this happened proves that this is a simulation and the player is just screwing with us

    • @freebird6591
      @freebird6591 3 месяца назад +32

      The player keeps turning NPC awareness up to max.

    • @spencerrichmond5845
      @spencerrichmond5845 3 месяца назад +1

      God is the player and he’s bringing us back onto the righteous path

    • @vojislavl6665
      @vojislavl6665 3 месяца назад +13

      ​@spencerrichmond5845 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @spencerrichmond5845
      @spencerrichmond5845 3 месяца назад

      @@vojislavl6665 why you laughing, yall got a long 4 years ahead. The Democratic Party is in shambles and the dementia patient ain’t gonna make it to the election

    • @sinonslife4812
      @sinonslife4812 3 месяца назад +2

      @@spencerrichmond5845what?

  • @rawrberrys
    @rawrberrys 3 месяца назад +1401

    This feels like a fever dream, inside an Ayahuasca trip that's wrapped up in a bad case of food poisoning.

    • @Rockardo_
      @Rockardo_ 3 месяца назад +13

      hahah that's one way to put it

    • @nickxcore74
      @nickxcore74 3 месяца назад +7

      Nice description. 👌🏽

    • @DeannaStrachan-fh4vg
      @DeannaStrachan-fh4vg 3 месяца назад +1

      I know the past couple of years w Biden have been so awful !!

    • @billweir1745
      @billweir1745 3 месяца назад +22

      @@DeannaStrachan-fh4vg You feel good about that? That's all you got? "I know you are, but what am I?" Really? REALLY??!!

    • @doctornobody611
      @doctornobody611 3 месяца назад +3

      I think I might be able to laugh this off somehow

  • @CHEEEZ-UK
    @CHEEEZ-UK 3 месяца назад +231

    Its like we're in Back to the future 2 when Marty is stuck in the timeline where Biff is President

    • @megamandrn001
      @megamandrn001 3 месяца назад +57

      For good reason: future Biff was based on Donald Trump. Yes, even back then.

    • @quercusquercus532
      @quercusquercus532 3 месяца назад +27

      Biff would be so happy to see the prevalence of sports gambling advertisements in 2024.

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- 3 месяца назад +2

      So true

    • @prof.scheere6933
      @prof.scheere6933 3 месяца назад

      ​@@megamandrn001lol this dude's a biff supporter... You're a traitor to America and democracy bro

  • @jayclark5912
    @jayclark5912 3 месяца назад +225

    Not my joke but Ear Death Experience had me rolling

    • @JohnnyJohnny-f5o
      @JohnnyJohnny-f5o 3 месяца назад +6

      Not my joke either, but he should have started the speech with: "Friends, Americans, countrymen.. lend me your ear..."

  • @Jackslindell
    @Jackslindell 3 месяца назад +174

    do you think Trump will ever take the bandage off? Or will he have a fancy ass ear covering on for the remainder of his campaign

    • @chateaulobby
      @chateaulobby 3 месяца назад +42

      lmfao he's pulling a phantom of the opera

    • @sayeksofian
      @sayeksofian 3 месяца назад +1

      I mean he did lose a bit of his ear

    • @derpeth2101
      @derpeth2101 3 месяца назад

      @@sayeksofianit’ll grow back, like SpongeBob

    • @xRhychux
      @xRhychux 3 месяца назад +1

      Like Nelly with the bandaid

    • @solodolo7161
      @solodolo7161 3 месяца назад +4

      @@sayeksofian Did he though? No medical report, no after images yet. Only ones we have are at the time it happened and it seemed pretty intact in those..

  • @TheDSasterX
    @TheDSasterX 3 месяца назад +335

    I almost died before. Nobody asked me to talk to millions of people about all my worst takes. What gives?

    • @tntree
      @tntree 3 месяца назад +75

      Were you an actor in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

    • @tyroneateyabutt
      @tyroneateyabutt 3 месяца назад

      uhhhh maybe cus ur not running for president what kinda question is this😭

    • @ergoproxy-gx2cq
      @ergoproxy-gx2cq 3 месяца назад +14

      You're not mega rich with some charisma and complain about brown people. That's the difference

    • @TheDSasterX
      @TheDSasterX 3 месяца назад +8

      @@ergoproxy-gx2cq I have one of those 3! 😅 Does that get me a podcast with a million subs at least?

    • @TheDSasterX
      @TheDSasterX 3 месяца назад +8

      @@tntree Sadly no, I didn't have a passport when that came out. I couldn't have made it to NYC lol

  • @MystiqueDispenser
    @MystiqueDispenser 3 месяца назад +56

    Trump really speaks in Trump sentences, that's not standard English my man does. And it's weird because from interviews in the 90s, he didn't always use to do this. He adopted it at some point. "It was a great crowd. Great, big beautiful crowd..."

  • @halfdeadfish
    @halfdeadfish 3 месяца назад +459

    Trump had God on his side, but apparently Corey Comperatore did not

    • @rosecity_chris
      @rosecity_chris 3 месяца назад +98

      I think the same thing every time they bring up God protecting trump

    • @michaelmorrow607
      @michaelmorrow607 3 месяца назад +69

      Yeah I'm an Atheist conservative and as soon as this happened I've been trying to hammer home the point to my more Abrahamic fellow conservatives that the worst thing anyone can do is say God curved the bullet or moved Trump or some shit, because that's literally suggesting he also said "Fuck this guy." Like it's an absurd statement. Plus I'd prefer if my candidate - Or hell, any candidate - Isn't viewed as some holy protected entity.

    • @quandaledingle8960
      @quandaledingle8960 3 месяца назад +2

      Gods plan 😇

    • @zachthompson9976
      @zachthompson9976 3 месяца назад +17

      ​@@michaelmorrow607You make a really solid point there, my conservative comrade
      I'd not even considered what the "God saved him" narrative implies about the person that was killed 😳
      And absolutely no shade being thrown here, but I feel for you friend! I've spent ALOT of time and effort trying to show the conservatives im surrounded by of the incredibly dangerous situation our country is in. I know exactly how hard it can be to get them to accept anything that doesn't perfectly align with what they already believe. In my many attempts usually get 1 of 2 responses
      1 they just start rambling conspiracy theories at me in order to say it's all fake, and that it's just a distraction to draw attention away from the fact that all dems eat babies and the ones that actually control the world are aliens in earth's orbit etc etc
      2- simply cover their ears and flat out refuse to even listen to anything that might contradict what they already believe
      It's great! I love it 🎉😭

    • @michaelmorrow607
      @michaelmorrow607 3 месяца назад +18

      @@zachthompson9976 Certainly, I love to debate and I have to admit I've found it's far more enjoyable to debate Liberals than Conservatives. A liberal and I may disagree, and a liberal may even flat-out refuse to listen to me or something along those lines, all humans (Most certainly including myself) can be prone to cognitive dissonance or faulty logic. But trying to debate a fellow conservative is significantly worse, I can only listen to "But the bible" so many times. I tend to ally with liberals regarding the treatment of the residents of Gaza and our funding of Israel's wars, and so many times I've debated Conservatives and the main point of their argument is 'but the bible say that them land.'
      Meanwhile, suppose I debate a liberal on gun laws. In that case, it's usually a debate based on statistics and legal precedent, so even if we disagree and even if we /still/ disagree after... there's some meat to chew on in the debate.

  • @Enjoyurble
    @Enjoyurble 3 месяца назад +363

    I love how for the first handful of minutes he rope-a-doped people into almost believing he was trying to show empathy and SOME form of unity before spending the rest of it rambling mask off.

    • @maxwell8758
      @maxwell8758 3 месяца назад +7

      You can call for unity, while also arguing why you think the other side is wrong. He never called the democrats a threat to the country.

    • @Thrashisback
      @Thrashisback 3 месяца назад +41

      ​@maxwell8758 maybe not at the RNC, but he certainly has called them a threat

    • @nailinthefashion
      @nailinthefashion 3 месяца назад

      ​@@maxwell8758THIS TIME

    • @62cky4powerthirst
      @62cky4powerthirst 3 месяца назад +44

      @@maxwell8758 You're kidding right?

    • @adamplentl5588
      @adamplentl5588 3 месяца назад

      🤡​@@maxwell8758

  • @doctorposting
    @doctorposting 3 месяца назад +179

    as a doctor myself, “the ears are the most bloody part” is news to me🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @coreymcmillan-i5g
      @coreymcmillan-i5g 3 месяца назад

      You probably don't even know what a woman is do you sicko

    • @MystiqueDispenser
      @MystiqueDispenser 3 месяца назад +29

      well sounds like you need some courses from ✨✨TRUMP UNIVERSITY✨✨

    • @coreymcmillan-i5g
      @coreymcmillan-i5g 3 месяца назад +3

      @@doctorposting bro you don't even know what a woman is

    • @SergeantSniper
      @SergeantSniper 3 месяца назад

      @@coreymcmillan-i5g uh dyuer uuh WHAT IS A WOMAN HAH GOTTEM
      God, Walsh made people so stupid.

    • @jabba820
      @jabba820 3 месяца назад +16

      @@coreymcmillan-i5gnice bro! You got him

  • @celtic69
    @celtic69 3 месяца назад +363

    “God was on my side” I’m not a religious person but from what I can gather, Donald definitely wouldn’t be going upstairs

    • @helene420
      @helene420 3 месяца назад

      God was on his side? That clearly means God was NOT on the side of the man who was killed. How does that make any sense at all? It doesn't. Why would God be on Trump's side, but not the man who was killed? I believe in God, but I definitely don't buy this shit. That's not how God works.

    • @Rompelstaump
      @Rompelstaump 3 месяца назад

      Turns out the right wing turns a blind eye to pdfiles that pay lip service to the Christian Righkk

    • @FortunePayback
      @FortunePayback 3 месяца назад +23

      Unfortunately, if you've ever argued with a theist on that, or in general, all they ever do is tap-dance and make excuses as to why the opposite is true.

    • @SencoO0
      @SencoO0 3 месяца назад +14

      Well according to christianity it doesnt matter how messed up a person you are. As long as you believe in Jesus and ask for forgivness

    • @dyslexicdoddlebob5023
      @dyslexicdoddlebob5023 3 месяца назад +37

      ​@@SencoO0 nah Jesus said rich people can't go to heaven

  • @lordgigapiller
    @lordgigapiller 3 месяца назад +80

    man this wasnt even funny. just extremely depressing

    • @spencerrichmond5845
      @spencerrichmond5845 3 месяца назад

      😂must suck to be yall, couldn’t imagine what it’d feel like to have a fascist dictator as your next president😂the MSM got yall so scared

    • @derpeth2101
      @derpeth2101 3 месяца назад +20

      @@spencerrichmond5845imagine simping for a billionaire

    • @supermarx
      @supermarx 3 месяца назад

      @@derpeth2101 (Fascist leaders) look like hairdressers, provincial actors, and hack journalists. Part of their moral influence consists precisely in the fact that they are powerless in themselves but deputize for all the other powerless individuals, and embody the fullness of power for them, without themselves being anything other than the vacant spaces taken up accidentally by power. . . . The ‘leaders’ have become what they already were in a less developed form throughout the bourgeois era: actors playing the part of leaders. (Adorno and Horkheimer 236-7)

    • @lordgigapiller
      @lordgigapiller 3 месяца назад +12

      @@spencerrichmond5845 only true intellectuals use laughing crying emojis in their political youtube comments

    • @piggy8761
      @piggy8761 3 месяца назад +1

      Yes the first part of trump’s speech was very atypical of his usual manner. It was nice to see that side of him. The assassination attempt really made him take a step back his tone was soft and humble, saying things like “i shouldnt be here.”

  • @BaileyM666
    @BaileyM666 3 месяца назад +561

    "he kissed iiiit aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hd7704
      @hd7704 3 месяца назад +8

      Hasan embarrased himself by gushing about the kissing, but not noticing the firefighter's name was spelled incorrectly. Sad (read in the voice of Agent Orange)

    • @chilichinashop
      @chilichinashop 3 месяца назад +21

      @@hd7704 8:50 they literally noticed it

    • @EquinoxGate
      @EquinoxGate 3 месяца назад

      @@chilichinashopomg, like, literally

    • @curtisrosenberg7747
      @curtisrosenberg7747 3 месяца назад +12

      @@chilichinashopoh my gawd, like, literally

    • @thumpertron
      @thumpertron 3 месяца назад +1

      @@hd7704 It the guy's actual jacket.

  • @rosecity_chris
    @rosecity_chris 3 месяца назад +89

    We live in a circus

  • @tylerbalazic4592
    @tylerbalazic4592 3 месяца назад +69

    Him talking about how brave he looked with his fist in the air and the crowd shouting fight was so much less cool than just showing it on the big screen and saying "unbelievable" after

    • @kylet3033
      @kylet3033 3 месяца назад

      He is America’s softest boi who gets these gifts where people think he’s so tough

  • @CerpinTxt87
    @CerpinTxt87 3 месяца назад +90

    Trump conveniently forgetting that JD Vance called him "america's hitler."

    • @spencerrichmond5845
      @spencerrichmond5845 3 месяца назад +3

      Liberals casually forgetting that Biden used to say the N word hard R in his younger days as a politician 😂😂😂

    • @BrilliantHandle
      @BrilliantHandle 3 месяца назад

      @@spencerrichmond5845hasan is not a liberal, nor is most of his audience. Have you ever read a book before or are you part of the “white working class”?

    • @derpeth2101
      @derpeth2101 3 месяца назад +4

      He took it as a compliment

    • @derpeth2101
      @derpeth2101 3 месяца назад +36

      @@spencerrichmond5845we’re not liberals, try again

    • @mixmastermurphy
      @mixmastermurphy 3 месяца назад

      ​@@derpeth2101Naw. You're lemmings.

  • @MGC-XIII
    @MGC-XIII 3 месяца назад +34

    Trumps forgot to tell people that the housing crisis has been ongoing for 40 years

    • @hamzclips5335
      @hamzclips5335 3 месяца назад +2

      Right but it fluctuates doesnt it 🤦‍♂️

  • @carolo6430
    @carolo6430 3 месяца назад +95

    Oh no that lasted 5 minutes...then..right back to the divisive discourse and victimhood.

    • @spencerrichmond5845
      @spencerrichmond5845 3 месяца назад +1

      Divisive?? Kinda like how Biden has been saying “Trump is the biggest threat to democracy in American history”😂

    • @chilichinashop
      @chilichinashop 3 месяца назад

      @@spencerrichmond5845Trump has said the exact same thing but worse, and never forgets to sprinkle in how it’s the fault of helpless immigrants 🤏

    • @armondtanz
      @armondtanz 3 месяца назад

      ​@@spencerrichmond5845end of democracy...
      Deniro said "then the end of the world"

    • @derpeth2101
      @derpeth2101 3 месяца назад +7

      @@spencerrichmond5845that’s literally true though

    • @carolo6430
      @carolo6430 3 месяца назад

      @@spencerrichmond5845 no.

  • @marinacroy1338
    @marinacroy1338 3 месяца назад +32

    Crazy to me that waiters/waitresses ACTUALLY believe that if Trump cuts taxes on tips, the restaurants will let them keep that money lol.

    • @riptyurass302
      @riptyurass302 3 месяца назад

      If your restaurant currently let you keep all tips that were given to you, and it isn’t in a ‘tipping pool’ then most likely yes, cutting taxes on tips would go directly to waiters/waitresses.

  • @LikeLikeLikeLikeLi
    @LikeLikeLikeLikeLi 3 месяца назад +111

    “Made me hate him again” Lmfao

  • @-chantelle-
    @-chantelle- 3 месяца назад +43

    As an Australian the concept of tips is crazy to me. I dont understand how its SO HARD for Americans to just pay their workers enough money that people dont need to tip?

    • @riptyurass302
      @riptyurass302 3 месяца назад +1

      To be fair, as a Kiwi that visited the US, the price of tipping is ‘baked in’ to the overall price of goods and services. The price of dining was cheaper than in New Zealand even including the tip and the conversion of currency.

  • @Karkhash
    @Karkhash 3 месяца назад +116

    This is a surreal clown show 😂😂😂

  • @stares_mthrfckrly
    @stares_mthrfckrly 3 месяца назад +31

    Him saying “the people stayed for me” is very cultish. I think a certain pastor from the 70s who took his congregation to Guyana and made it to where nobody could escape said the same thing…

  • @boyznthewoodz770
    @boyznthewoodz770 3 месяца назад +20

    “Unfortunately with Corey we have to use the past tense” is cold as fuck unnecessarily lmfao

    • @dainfant5101
      @dainfant5101 3 месяца назад +4

      Huh?!? It's a perfectly fine thing to say.

    • @zk3212
      @zk3212 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@dainfant5101 liberals are fried 😂

    • @riptyurass302
      @riptyurass302 3 месяца назад +1

      How is it cold? He’s acknowledging his passing.

    • @quinintheclouds
      @quinintheclouds 3 месяца назад

      @@zk3212 hasanabi viewers aren't liberals lmao you must be new

  • @thelastsurvivor3240
    @thelastsurvivor3240 3 месяца назад +19

    Man I didn't realise how much of just nothing someone could speak about for an entire speech holy

  • @Mandi357
    @Mandi357 3 месяца назад +21

    “This story is too painful to tell” yet he romanticizes every moment he possibly could. Well, he certainly brought back my PTSD from his previous term. These next 4 years are going to be painful.

    • @coreymcmillan-i5g
      @coreymcmillan-i5g 3 месяца назад +1

      You sound very salty

    • @Mandi357
      @Mandi357 3 месяца назад +5

      @@coreymcmillan-i5g and you sound very dumb.

    • @Seli.em54
      @Seli.em54 3 месяца назад +10

      @@coreymcmillan-i5gyou sound poorly educated, trumps favorite.

    • @coreymcmillan-i5g
      @coreymcmillan-i5g 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Seli.em54 haha you also sound very very salty

    • @Mandi357
      @Mandi357 3 месяца назад +2

      @@coreymcmillan-i5g and you sound extremely dumb 😂

  • @Whonoo13
    @Whonoo13 3 месяца назад +71

    The wraps on their ears is so funny to me 😂

    • @armondtanz
      @armondtanz 3 месяца назад +1

      Vaush wore one for months.
      Maybe hes a true prophet.

    • @ari_metal95
      @ari_metal95 3 месяца назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Tetrahfy
      @Tetrahfy 3 месяца назад

      Preventing infection and re occurring bleeding is funny?? Anyone who was SHOT IN THE EAR would wear the same thing . Clearly you know nothing about ballistics

    • @Whonoo13
      @Whonoo13 3 месяца назад +8

      @@Tetrahfy uhhh I'm talking about the people wearing it as a costume like Hasan lol

  • @ZachGarnes
    @ZachGarnes 3 месяца назад +93

    Nobody
    Trump: “I am the milkman my milk is delicious”

    • @harleyozuna294
      @harleyozuna294 3 месяца назад +29

      "The most delicious, they say. Other Milkmen came up to me with tears in their eyes and said "sir, your milk is the best thing ever...""

    • @derpeth2101
      @derpeth2101 3 месяца назад +10

      @@harleyozuna294milk in their eyes

  • @Lea_LSD
    @Lea_LSD 3 месяца назад +8

    The retelling of the failed attempt sounded exactly like an elementary school kid's homework for storytime.

  • @korhonenmikko
    @korhonenmikko 3 месяца назад +3

    "It's almost too painful to recall!" immediately followed by a detailed and evocative account of the events.

  • @mariescraeyen9896
    @mariescraeyen9896 3 месяца назад +35

    God, this feels like something from Jonestown

  • @sam_is_trash
    @sam_is_trash 3 месяца назад +2

    His "speech" LITERALLY sounds like a 10y.o. reading a fanfic

  • @SEWERSLIDEHOTLINE
    @SEWERSLIDEHOTLINE 3 месяца назад +95

    Damn dude donald trump freaky ahh blowing kisses to Hulk Hogan and the firemen. This *ish bussin' fam 👍

    • @soapssie
      @soapssie 3 месяца назад +13

      "Bussin' " is a word to describe when something tastes good, just so you know, not to be rude. ^^'

    • @Zenith_Star69
      @Zenith_Star69 3 месяца назад +16

      ​@@soapssiethis comment bussin' no 🧢

    • @aninfinateregressionanapot2979
      @aninfinateregressionanapot2979 3 месяца назад +3

      Lmfao 💀

    • @SEWERSLIDEHOTLINE
      @SEWERSLIDEHOTLINE 3 месяца назад +4

      @@soapssie I said what I said!! 👀

    • @ergoproxy-gx2cq
      @ergoproxy-gx2cq 3 месяца назад

      There's so many gay coded republicans like him and gaetz how the f are they the christian family values party

  • @SabsWhyTho
    @SabsWhyTho 3 месяца назад +33

    "We need to stop letting politics divide us, so for that reason please stop prosecuting me for the things I did"

  • @kyleposa
    @kyleposa 3 месяца назад +66

    Chat is this real

  • @rhizomefriend
    @rhizomefriend 3 месяца назад +1

    Man it's crazy this was only 2 weeks ago. The shift in vibe has been insane.

  • @DT-471
    @DT-471 3 месяца назад +47

    Yo watching Hulk Hogan call you brother and say the best tag team in the world is going to save America must go stupid when you're a loyal hog.

  • @rachellewashere
    @rachellewashere 3 месяца назад +94

    I’m so scared for this country 😭

    • @betorockmetal
      @betorockmetal 3 месяца назад +3

      Why? He already has been the president for 4 years. What's another 4? Not a big deal.
      The man has a lot of heart and faith. You saw him with your own eyes. Let's just stop feeling hate and fear for him for no reason.

    • @univalent15
      @univalent15 3 месяца назад +31

      Yea project 2025 is going to turn us into Romania in the 70s

    • @lilori28
      @lilori28 3 месяца назад +23

      @@betorockmetalhe literally spreads hate and fascist viewpoints, bye.

    • @318.Camswrld
      @318.Camswrld 3 месяца назад

      ​@@betorockmetal 2016-2020 was a different time now he's gone dictator and power hungry you saw what happened during the last election and during Jan 6th

    • @spencerrichmond5845
      @spencerrichmond5845 3 месяца назад +3

      ⁠​⁠@@univalent15😂😂yall are so scared. The Democratic Party is in shambles and the MSM really got yall thinking Trump is the next Hitler. Pure comedy.

  • @danrandlehandle
    @danrandlehandle 3 месяца назад +27

    Trump barely showed any respect for Corey. “By the grace of god” your life was saved but it was tragic for him to die? Bruh

    • @hd7704
      @hd7704 3 месяца назад +3

      Hasan embarrassed himself with his fangirling over the kissing of his uniform. Bro didnt' even notice Corey's name was misspelled...

    • @danrandlehandle
      @danrandlehandle 3 месяца назад +7

      @@hd7704 Who didnt? Hasan noticed

    • @hd7704
      @hd7704 3 месяца назад

      @@danrandlehandle Damn. My bad

    • @danrandlehandle
      @danrandlehandle 3 месяца назад

      @@hd7704 all good mate

    • @riptyurass302
      @riptyurass302 3 месяца назад +1

      @@hd7704it was sent by the fire department though, the misspelling must have been there before his death.

  • @Justlurkin_lol
    @Justlurkin_lol 3 месяца назад +90

    My reaction was the same as Hasan’s when he kissed the helmet omgggg screaming so cringe

    • @apricot8301
      @apricot8301 3 месяца назад +4

      Why was it cringe? Weren't they just showing support/gratitude I'm confused.

    • @Justlurkin_lol
      @Justlurkin_lol 3 месяца назад +50

      @@apricot8301 empty performative gesture, much like the time he hugged the American flag all weird in 2020

    • @psmt1234
      @psmt1234 3 месяца назад

      @@apricot8301 Its fucking sick some shit you could see a cult leader do before making you drink some funny kool aid and no one outside the most devoted fanatics would see it any other way. just imagine biden doing that and tell me that it shows support/gratitude.

    • @ChrisGuerra31
      @ChrisGuerra31 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@apricot8301Trump is doing his best reality tv performance. He has excellent crowd sense and knows how to get strong reactions out of people.

    • @spencerrichmond5845
      @spencerrichmond5845 3 месяца назад +2

      ⁠​⁠@@Justlurkin_lol so was it also just a “performative gesture” when he called the family, helped raise millions of dollars to support the family, and also is going to attend the funeral? Yall really can’t accept that Trump actually values the lives of Americans and first responders??!

  • @spoopymcpooperface6707
    @spoopymcpooperface6707 3 месяца назад +23

    He kinda self reported that his ear wound wasn’t that bad when he talked about asking his doctor why it bled so much.
    I’m guessing it actually was just glass from the teleprompter and he knows that.
    Which makes him talking about how close he came to dying kind of obnoxious.

    • @spencerrichmond5845
      @spencerrichmond5845 3 месяца назад +4

      Keep guessing maybe one day you’ll land on the correct answer 😂😂😂

    • @BrilliantHandle
      @BrilliantHandle 3 месяца назад +10

      trump’s fee-fee’s were hurt.

    • @abimusashi6791
      @abimusashi6791 3 месяца назад

      Wow your "fight! fight! fight!" is against the truth...just let it in and free you from your errors. It's painful because acknowledging it would require you to shatter many of your beliefs.

    • @riptyurass302
      @riptyurass302 3 месяца назад

      There’s a picture of the bullet literally flying towards him though.

  • @danielmikula1375
    @danielmikula1375 3 месяца назад +42

    I was gonna vote Trump but he didn't choose Hank Pecker as his running mate. SAD.

    • @HutchFTW
      @HutchFTW 3 месяца назад +1

      I'm not American and I know nothing of Hank Pecker.
      Never heard his name or even knew Trump picked a running mate yet.
      Can I ask what is it about Hank Pecker that made you not want vote for Trump anymore?
      And does that mean you will vote for Biden instead ?
      Genuinely curious, I don't want to sound sarcastic

    • @richnothnagel
      @richnothnagel 3 месяца назад +22

      ​@@HutchFTW Hank Pecker is Hasan Piker's right wing alter ego. It is just a joke

    • @HutchFTW
      @HutchFTW 3 месяца назад

      @@richnothnagel gotta look up Hank now haha.
      I would of thought a right wing version of Hasan would be what a Trump voter would like?
      It's all a scam anyways. Its obvious looking at Biden the past 12 months that the president don't run sheet. Biden can't even dress himself, who makes his decisions and writes his speeches?
      Some one close to Isreal obviously

    • @derpeth2101
      @derpeth2101 3 месяца назад +8

      @@richnothnagelJoke? Joke? How dare you?
      Hank Pecker is a true American Patriot! 🇱🇷 🇱🇷 🇱🇷

    • @Psychedlia98
      @Psychedlia98 3 месяца назад +5

      America ain’t ready for Hank

  • @SeisoYabai
    @SeisoYabai 3 месяца назад +13

    Did that chatter say their tips are being taxed 50%?? who the hell is reporting their tips in the first place????

    • @Seli.em54
      @Seli.em54 3 месяца назад +1

      Facts lmao

    • @quinintheclouds
      @quinintheclouds 3 месяца назад

      if you tip on your card it's not like they can hide it

    • @SeisoYabai
      @SeisoYabai 3 месяца назад

      @@quinintheclouds There is not a single place in the US where you are losing half of your tips to taxes. There just isn't. On top of that, not every tip is on a card, a lot of them will be cash on the table which no one reports on their taxes; so they're losing even LESS to taxes.

    • @quinintheclouds
      @quinintheclouds 3 месяца назад

      @@SeisoYabai you asked who the hell is reporting their tips. I was saying the common scenario where there isn't another option

  • @ThisisJansen
    @ThisisJansen 3 месяца назад +8

    The universe an inch to the right is looking so much better right now

  • @gmarefan
    @gmarefan 3 месяца назад +16

    Fact check: America is ranked 11th for "liquid gold" reserves. Number 1 is Venezuela.

  • @penelopeandpriscillaaregay1712
    @penelopeandpriscillaaregay1712 3 месяца назад +51

    It’s weird how he has no charisma but still has a cult

    • @ticketforlife2103
      @ticketforlife2103 3 месяца назад +7

      Most of his cult don't even know what a charisma is

    • @peterwilliams2887
      @peterwilliams2887 3 месяца назад

      Republicans would see the word “charisma” and think it’s a Drag Queen name and attempt to pummel you with a stick or something (idfk)

    • @lyd4712
      @lyd4712 3 месяца назад +2

      What do you mean? He is very charismatic

    • @fra8nk
      @fra8nk 3 месяца назад +2

      His charisma is through the fucking roof

    • @riptyurass302
      @riptyurass302 3 месяца назад

      If you think Biden is more charismatic than Trump then you’re dreaming.

  • @kevinchristensen7510
    @kevinchristensen7510 3 месяца назад +9

    It's like he learned language in a culture that can only communicate through hyperbole.

  • @AlexCereal
    @AlexCereal 3 месяца назад +5

    It sounds like Trump is reading a Wattpad fan fic lmao

  • @ellamayothethird906
    @ellamayothethird906 3 месяца назад +3

    “we unfortunately have to use the past tense when talking about him” HELP 💀

  • @ASaund-qb6wy
    @ASaund-qb6wy 3 месяца назад +10

    "So we learned something" Trump says immediately after making some shit up.

  • @louaymasri7873
    @louaymasri7873 3 месяца назад +40

    What a strange cultic ceremony

    • @Tetrahfy
      @Tetrahfy 3 месяца назад

      You’ve been indoctrinated by mainstream media

  • @blugger
    @blugger 3 месяца назад +40

    Our reality has been beyond parody for ages now
    But *now*, now? We are BEYOND parody.

  • @marcellomunir3932
    @marcellomunir3932 3 месяца назад +23

    Well, that was an ear full of crap from this RNC circus.....

  • @thusano2
    @thusano2 3 месяца назад +21

    First thing I see is you guys have matching solidarity bandages hahah, hilarious.

  • @thesisterversepod
    @thesisterversepod 3 месяца назад +25

    Theear bandaid reminds me of when Nelly wore a bandaid on his face in the 2000s lol

  • @thumpertron
    @thumpertron 3 месяца назад +7

    The French and Spanish pulled the biggest prank in history by convincing and then helping the US to gain its independence. 🤣

  • @MMorgue666
    @MMorgue666 3 месяца назад +16

    Also, you can't even be diagnosed with PTSD this soon after a traumatic event. That's not the way it works! Milk maid!

  • @egotisticEgg
    @egotisticEgg 3 месяца назад +12

    who tf says trump is charismatic? this man is a terrible orator

    • @cctomcat321
      @cctomcat321 3 месяца назад +2

      Bruh... he's got people *crying* and chanting in the crowd.
      Nobody ever said the people he attracts are solid thinkers. It is possible for both to be true.

    • @egotisticEgg
      @egotisticEgg 3 месяца назад +1

      @@cctomcat321 nah, trump 2016 vs trump 2024 is a completely different speaker. Mfer is tired now. But his loyalists will love anything he says, even if he went up there and said "peepee poopoo" for an hour

    • @cctomcat321
      @cctomcat321 3 месяца назад

      @@egotisticEgg yeah, I don't disagree with that sentiment. He seemed a bit deflated at the RNC.
      But to say he isn't charismatic is just failing to see the simple truth that he _is_ charismatic. Not to us... but that isn't the bar.

  • @barrybands3897
    @barrybands3897 3 месяца назад +6

    Wild how someone can stand up there and blatantly lie over and over, without any regard, about what things were like 4-8 years ago…

  • @ChristinaRoDyk
    @ChristinaRoDyk 3 месяца назад +18

    He's reading what happened to him.
    The one time he shouldn't need a teleprompter.

    • @JCchadcel
      @JCchadcel 3 месяца назад +2

      Biden needs a teleprompter whenever he opens his mouth

    • @Eriko-cy7iy
      @Eriko-cy7iy 3 месяца назад +1

      @@JCchadcelOop that must’ve bothered you hmm 🤨

  • @MCSkiure
    @MCSkiure 3 месяца назад +28

    reality is so surreal these days

  • @134lalaland
    @134lalaland 3 месяца назад +2

    Props to whoever wrote this one, he's reading it so well you can barely even tell when he interjects his own adjectives

  • @mesosugoii1794
    @mesosugoii1794 3 месяца назад +25

    Do you think that if Shane Gillis dressed as trump and walked on staged and did his trump impression, that they would all fall for it?🤣

  • @pugachevskobra5636
    @pugachevskobra5636 3 месяца назад +1

    "HE KISSED IT!? HE KISSED IT!!! ARRRRRRGH!!!" lmfao I was on the floor in tears, the sounds Hasan made is what did me in.

  • @StopmotionStudios13
    @StopmotionStudios13 3 месяца назад +1

    Bro the tables have turned in only 2 weeks crazy.
    At this point in time he was going to win.
    But now 2 weeks later hes going to lose.

  • @acciousername6776
    @acciousername6776 3 месяца назад +3

    _They came to him, tears in their eyes, and said, "Sir, are you okay sir?"_

  • @rickysargulesh1053
    @rickysargulesh1053 3 месяца назад +9

    Even Hasan couldn't make this speech interesting. God was that boring.

  • @marloeslovestea
    @marloeslovestea 3 месяца назад +5

    As a non american this whole thing just feels like a fever dream

  • @brandonisaacs631
    @brandonisaacs631 3 месяца назад +2

    “Hit me hard, more powerful, I hear, than any bullet ever made”

  • @kiasoulmate
    @kiasoulmate 3 месяца назад +8

    these last few weeks have wreaked havoc on hasan's vocal cords

  • @Owlways-sleepy
    @Owlways-sleepy 3 месяца назад +1

    For anyone who didn’t know - the reason he looks left then right is because he’s reading a prompter

  • @bubbiesdad
    @bubbiesdad 3 месяца назад +4

    That was his actual firefighter coat sent by his fire department, the spelling was always on his coat..

  • @onderon4125
    @onderon4125 3 месяца назад +2

    He sounds like reading one of my bad HS papers that I had to extend to reach the word count minimum by adding a ton of random adjectives to each description.

  • @franekaaleiskluski4939
    @franekaaleiskluski4939 3 месяца назад +2

    Dawg...thank you. I learn something new everytime I'm here. Additionally, you've got a big heart, Brother. Keep it up. ❤💯

  • @popcorn_TM
    @popcorn_TM 3 месяца назад +2

    It's crazy, to me, that the family agreed for their father to be used as a prop for Trump.

    • @coreymcmillan-i5g
      @coreymcmillan-i5g 3 месяца назад

      Dude stop it's not your dad

    • @popcorn_TM
      @popcorn_TM 3 месяца назад +2

      @@coreymcmillan-i5g dude stop you're not my dad

    • @coreymcmillan-i5g
      @coreymcmillan-i5g 3 месяца назад

      @@popcorn_TM lmao

    • @coreymcmillan-i5g
      @coreymcmillan-i5g 3 месяца назад

      @@popcorn_TM I don't care

    • @popcorn_TM
      @popcorn_TM 3 месяца назад +2

      @@coreymcmillan-i5g cared enough to comment lolololololololol

  • @kusogakirenfir
    @kusogakirenfir 3 месяца назад +6

    Trump is so boring. How anyone can watch him yap for so long is beyond me

  • @leahrachelle.
    @leahrachelle. 3 месяца назад +2

    you can tell he’s got some wattpad experience

  • @No-jz3bp
    @No-jz3bp 3 месяца назад +35

    trump recounting the story of his AsSaSiNaTiOn AtTeMpT as if it wasn't like 3 days ago like bro we remember

  • @rickxenon8485
    @rickxenon8485 3 месяца назад +1

    Man what the hell… As someone from El Salvador who was recently been able to go back home and see how amazing the change has been over there and how safe my family living there can be now.. this was insulting :( Our President there has done so much in the time he has been our president and I just can’t believe how he’s saying they’re being sent here… dude they have crazy documentaries now of the jails they have for all the gangs and other criminals 😭😭

  • @BroccoliDog420
    @BroccoliDog420 3 месяца назад +3

    Okay so Vance just isn’t from
    Appalachia. He’s from Middletown which is in the middle of Cincinnati and Dayton. This is the rust belt.

  • @Tyranno-Bore-Us
    @Tyranno-Bore-Us 3 месяца назад +9

    10:55 *"Great guy, Never met him"*

  • @TurtleTimeVoiceOvers
    @TurtleTimeVoiceOvers 3 месяца назад +6

    4:31 He was bleeding from his ear… _bleeding from his wherever…_

  • @Lily-cl6zk
    @Lily-cl6zk 3 месяца назад +2

    Speaking as someone with the same politics as Hasan, trump comes across extremely charismatic and is honestly a very good speaker. You can see why people who are less aware of politics could be easily swayed to vote for him. America needs a strong opponent to trump to have a chance this election.

  • @PigeonTheTransGirl
    @PigeonTheTransGirl 3 месяца назад +23

    how can someone be so blatantly fascistic and still have the majority of a country vote for him

    • @huntermcdonald9928
      @huntermcdonald9928 3 месяца назад +7

      How did Mussolini become Italy's leader?

    • @carlos_herrera
      @carlos_herrera 3 месяца назад +9

      ​@@huntermcdonald9928he was appointed by the King.

    • @carlos_herrera
      @carlos_herrera 3 месяца назад +1

      It's like 28% of the country that votes for Trump. America was designed so that a small elite could control the people

    • @KickinRadTopHat
      @KickinRadTopHat 3 месяца назад

      Hitler’s idea of Liebensraum was directly inspired by Manifest Destiny. The US was, is, and always has been friendly to fascism.

    • @huntermcdonald9928
      @huntermcdonald9928 3 месяца назад

      @@carlos_herrera en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/March_on_Rome

  • @hax_theplanet
    @hax_theplanet 3 месяца назад +2

    How the he.. are people not seeing this as dictator talk

    • @coreymcmillan-i5g
      @coreymcmillan-i5g 3 месяца назад +2

      Because majority of people agree with him sorry you're one these people who have no support but want it your way still

  • @justinerebecca3567
    @justinerebecca3567 3 месяца назад +3

    I feel like he had to hit a word quota

  • @dirtbag1713
    @dirtbag1713 3 месяца назад +1

    Asks about his shoes before wondering if anyone got hurt. What a guy.

  • @PhoenixFireZero
    @PhoenixFireZero 3 месяца назад +7

    This guy really thinks the footage from the attempt isn't public record.

  • @cursedcat6467
    @cursedcat6467 3 месяца назад +1

    Trump’s hair is simultaneously getting less and more blond

  • @kevinchabla7022
    @kevinchabla7022 3 месяца назад +3

    Joe Biden dropped out 🎉