Pedal-less Bicycle?!

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2023
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Комментарии • 26 тыс.

  • @KossolaxtheForesworn
    @KossolaxtheForesworn 7 месяцев назад +134646

    its the public humiliation machine

    • @evangelicalsnever-lie9792
      @evangelicalsnever-lie9792 7 месяцев назад +1976

      😂👍

    • @alessandrorpglover
      @alessandrorpglover 7 месяцев назад +3832

      designed to help people aiming you with rotten tomatoes

    • @quan-uo5ws
      @quan-uo5ws 7 месяцев назад +2879

      This looks like something jews would be strapped to in ww2 germany

    • @E13v3N1
      @E13v3N1 7 месяцев назад +549

      What the hell😂😂😂 😭

    • @tnbspotter5360
      @tnbspotter5360 7 месяцев назад +976

      It's like a rolling medieval stockade, except you're suspended by your balls.

  • @reDoraemon
    @reDoraemon 5 месяцев назад +28457

    going uphill : fighting for your life
    going downhill : praying for your life
    😂😂😂

    • @anonomyss
      @anonomyss 5 месяцев назад +620

      Gonna see a depiction of Speedy Gonzales screaming while running down the hill at mach 7

    • @MrGilghamesh
      @MrGilghamesh 5 месяцев назад +282

      Damn you make my day buddy !

    • @Traylormade_Chief
      @Traylormade_Chief 5 месяцев назад +57

      HahahahahH

    • @bugjams
      @bugjams 5 месяцев назад +349

      It still has handbrakes for downhill btw.

    • @reDoraemon
      @reDoraemon 5 месяцев назад +34

      @@MrGilghamesh thanks.. Glad I could help 😁

  • @SumtinSTINKS
    @SumtinSTINKS Месяц назад +1882

    "Flying cars? Nah, we got walking bikes."

    • @mos2505
      @mos2505 Месяц назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😅

    • @thegoodlookinorange1986
      @thegoodlookinorange1986 Месяц назад +5

      Best reply yet. Rollin 😅

    • @Caballero-zm9db
      @Caballero-zm9db Месяц назад +2

      😂😂

    • @Knightcraft42
      @Knightcraft42 Месяц назад +1

      I did the same thing as a kid with a regular bike. When I walk with my friends and they didn't have their bikes I would just lean on my to counter balance the weight and have one foot a pedal and just kick with the opposite leg

    • @meditationdrumartprojectca4835
      @meditationdrumartprojectca4835 Месяц назад

      Gotta give it to you win the comment section for today LMAO blue ribbon 🎀

  • @SadTown99
    @SadTown99 Месяц назад +412

    Nice anti-theft system built right into its very existence

    • @maddog5100
      @maddog5100 8 дней назад +11

      Nobody will want to steal this thing to lose street cred while riding it 😂

  • @Kreptic
    @Kreptic 7 месяцев назад +20746

    Finally, a bicycle that rides you

    • @rumble1925
      @rumble1925 6 месяцев назад +254

      lmao

    • @supershenron4688
      @supershenron4688 6 месяцев назад +172

      Lolol😂😂😂

    • @oximas-oe9vf
      @oximas-oe9vf 6 месяцев назад +684

      Step bicycle what are you doing 😂😂😂😂

    • @Jellysem_06
      @Jellysem_06 6 месяцев назад +59

      🤔🤔🤔

    • @Klaevin
      @Klaevin 6 месяцев назад +239

      In Soviet Russia....

  • @michiel5160
    @michiel5160 8 месяцев назад +32983

    At least it won't get stolen.

    • @Romo2055
      @Romo2055 7 месяцев назад +1867

      The wheel still might

    • @lordhoweproductions3733
      @lordhoweproductions3733 7 месяцев назад +310

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @codechrist
      @codechrist 7 месяцев назад +181

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

    • @davyjones7813
      @davyjones7813 7 месяцев назад +317

      I had a bike before that was hardly worth walking home after busting up the rim so bad it was resisting me the whole way back home and I locked it up on the side of my porch and seen somebody had stolen it the next day. Somebody must’ve had a truck and seen it busted the lock and threw it in the back

    • @davyjones7813
      @davyjones7813 7 месяцев назад +127

      Then there was the community bike that got passed to everybody in town at one point

  • @Monstervolging
    @Monstervolging Месяц назад +465

    Never thought I'd see in my lifetime a bike with scoliosis...

  • @TheRealZombieWizard
    @TheRealZombieWizard Месяц назад +133

    Imagine hitting a bump or curb losing your balance and snapping your neck because your head is between the frame of the bike.

  • @Bajicoy
    @Bajicoy 7 месяцев назад +2332

    If the bike falls, it is absolutely taking you down with it

    • @harrykumoro4335
      @harrykumoro4335 7 месяцев назад +51

      😮 when in at uphill bicycle ride you

    • @Randomkloud
      @Randomkloud 7 месяцев назад +32

      And a fall from a normal bike doesn't?

    • @D0minate0
      @D0minate0 7 месяцев назад +110

      ​@@Randomkloudno, you can jump out separately. At least, I can

    • @lazomaco
      @lazomaco 7 месяцев назад +78

      @@Randomkloud if you not overweighted or intoxicated. on this bike you are actually attached to it, you must have couple extra seconds to clip you out. this bike is designed by masochist

    • @skrrrtsusman3450
      @skrrrtsusman3450 7 месяцев назад +11

      you can easily plant your feet with it, so if you fall with it, probably would've happened with a normal one too

  • @talbotd27
    @talbotd27 7 месяцев назад +4220

    Imagine you go through a mud puddle and the tires just shoot it straight up into your face

    • @mikeeforma2281
      @mikeeforma2281 7 месяцев назад +70

      😂😂😂😂

    • @docwiz
      @docwiz 7 месяцев назад +100

      Normal bikes don't have mud flaps and your near the same height head-wise in a normal bike. Both would be puddle traps.

    • @ThePrufessa
      @ThePrufessa 7 месяцев назад +35

      You would not be going fast enough to make the mud fling off of your wheels while using your feet to power the bike. You can easily stop and walk through the mud. And since something like this would require you to wear some really crappy shoes nobody would be too worried about walk through mud.

    • @Cloudy_Days.
      @Cloudy_Days. 7 месяцев назад

      Imagine riding this naked

    • @joshuakarr-BibleMan
      @joshuakarr-BibleMan 7 месяцев назад +59

      ​@@docwiz
      The downtube catches the worst of the spray from the front wheel.

  • @wolvessavior
    @wolvessavior Месяц назад +48

    Honestly if someone wore a banana suit it would fit pretty well

    • @KatholikoPharorah
      @KatholikoPharorah 25 дней назад +3

      😂 just found something I never knew I wanted to see so bad

  • @ajayjha5899
    @ajayjha5899 Месяц назад +19

    "More comfortable than a conventional bike", sure.

    • @zacmumblethunder7466
      @zacmumblethunder7466 10 дней назад +4

      Yeah. Dangling from a coathanger with a strap between your legs, raising your voice half an octave over ever speed bump.

    • @captainxorro8553
      @captainxorro8553 День назад +1

      lol they said that while showing the shot of that chastity cage harness absolutely suffocating his groin.

  • @theancientvoice9272
    @theancientvoice9272 7 месяцев назад +5837

    This is why Aliens won't talk to us

  • @ronque23
    @ronque23 7 месяцев назад +3676

    Finally-a bike that doesn’t require a lock when you park it.

    • @C4pungMaster
      @C4pungMaster 7 месяцев назад +133

      the only things worth stealing are its parts lmao. You will come and notice only the chassis and handlebars remains

    • @sirkermitthefirstoffrogeth9622
      @sirkermitthefirstoffrogeth9622 7 месяцев назад +63

      Cuz no one wants it💀

    • @jaysmooth9630
      @jaysmooth9630 7 месяцев назад +19

      I'll be laughing at that humor for a while 😅

    • @blaedus5318
      @blaedus5318 7 месяцев назад +34

      Pfft. You have way too much faith in people. Some people will steal worthless things just because it's something that they don't have.

    • @rapidshareag3962
      @rapidshareag3962 7 месяцев назад +4

      Shhhhiiiiiii don't park that sheit in the ghetto!!!!

  • @TheNate82
    @TheNate82 Месяц назад +14

    Still beats dealing with the airlines.

  • @iWumbo34
    @iWumbo34 Месяц назад +18

    FYSA: Those straps will cut off circulation to the major arteries down to the leg. They could even cause nerve damage

  • @BeatInMySkull
    @BeatInMySkull 7 месяцев назад +1054

    How do I bail from a bike crash?
    This bike: You don't. You commit to it

    • @DanielGlover
      @DanielGlover 7 месяцев назад +28

      There the comment I was looking for. Stupid idea. will stick to my normal design, but electric (still have to pedal) bike thank you.

    • @NoraIconiq
      @NoraIconiq 6 месяцев назад +19

      Yeah one time I was in a bike crash, got thrown over the handle bars landed head first on the street, two things kept me from being seriously injured one was my helmet, and the other was the fact nothing was strapping me down, to the point of the crash so the momentum actually put me into a much safer situation than I wouldve been if I was secured in place.

    • @maulikgadhavi8356
      @maulikgadhavi8356 6 месяцев назад

      How do one bail out from Car crash ?

    • @NoraIconiq
      @NoraIconiq 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@maulikgadhavi8356 not comparable you have a shit ton of metal and polymer providing some protection. In this case a better comparison would be a motorcycle.

    • @West_Coast
      @West_Coast 6 месяцев назад +1

      It's a death trap.

  • @Jes196
    @Jes196 5 месяцев назад +4426

    “More comfortable” as we see an image of a man who’s entire weight is resting on his groin hammock.

    • @TEXAS2459
      @TEXAS2459 5 месяцев назад +48

      Yeah...so??
      They never said less stressful or painful
      😁😂

    • @TEXAS2459
      @TEXAS2459 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@xyz12345457 nope there are foot resters.

    • @__keys
      @__keys 5 месяцев назад +15

      It's called a harness and it's only painful if you're wearing it wrong

    • @mmaforever1166
      @mmaforever1166 5 месяцев назад +78

      @@__keyshold on guys let me just unlatch myself from my bike real quick I’ll only be five minutes , imagine crashing one of these things or if someone is trying to fight you while you’re still hooked up to it no matter how you look at it this bike is just dumb

    • @__keys
      @__keys 5 месяцев назад +15

      @@mmaforever1166 I'm just saying claiming it's not comfortable because it's a harness is stupid

  • @OptimusPhillip
    @OptimusPhillip 29 дней назад +15

    "We need to make a more comfortable bike!"
    [Invents crucifixion machine]

  • @seedspittinspacecowboy
    @seedspittinspacecowboy Месяц назад +11

    That's the one they roll you around and chant "Shame!"

  • @theinquisit0r
    @theinquisit0r 7 месяцев назад +8016

    If the strap fails, you will literally get run over by your own vehicle

  • @bambo9350
    @bambo9350 6 месяцев назад +1770

    Everybody gangsta until you go uphill

    • @cheapbruh9778
      @cheapbruh9778 6 месяцев назад +149

      you literally just have to walk uphill with this, the real issue is downhill, RIP

    • @edwardwongiii2229
      @edwardwongiii2229 6 месяцев назад +51

      @@cheapbruh9778 It has brakes.

    • @edwardwongiii2229
      @edwardwongiii2229 6 месяцев назад +27

      @@WorldPeacePlease123 No, I have never had any speed wobble. Besides, you'd have to be a simpleton to let your bike gain too much speed anyway.

    • @edwardwongiii2229
      @edwardwongiii2229 6 месяцев назад +25

      @@WorldPeacePlease123 Listen. You're messing with the wrong guy. I am currently 63 years old, and I have ridden bicycles for 53 to 54 of those years. Yes, that is more than a half century.
      I also pride myself in being logical with critical thinking skills. I needed a lot of that in order to earn my two doctoral degrees, so I advise you to dedicate your time on more productive activities instead of being an online troll. Ride your bike however you want and move on.
      Have a nice day.

    • @edwardwongiii2229
      @edwardwongiii2229 6 месяцев назад

      @@WorldPeacePlease123 I do apologize to you if I came across like I were trying to scold you. I should have realized that I was interacting with a much younger person. Let's forget all this and move on with life. Live and learn as they say.

  • @tommygun80127
    @tommygun80127 Месяц назад +23

    May as well wear a sign on your back that says, "Lifetime virgin."

    • @zacmumblethunder7466
      @zacmumblethunder7466 10 дней назад +2

      Definitely, after a few laps of the park in that harness.

  • @joekaz5198
    @joekaz5198 Месяц назад +3

    A McDonalds franchise owner is pissed that he has to replace the other half of his sign.

  • @wolfzillaproductions4563
    @wolfzillaproductions4563 7 месяцев назад +2098

    “How do you go uphill with these things?”
    *”That’s the neat part, you don’t.”*

    • @riftvallance2087
      @riftvallance2087 7 месяцев назад +75

      Maybe Germany doesn't have hills

    • @DTanix
      @DTanix 7 месяцев назад +93

      You walk.

    • @CandleWisp
      @CandleWisp 7 месяцев назад +105

      Might actually be easier, because you already have your feet on the road.

    • @voice_0f_reason
      @voice_0f_reason 7 месяцев назад +55

      How about downhill? Or just slowing down? Seems like a nightmare😬

    • @TheeOK1
      @TheeOK1 7 месяцев назад +44

      ​@@voice_0f_reasoni mean it still has breaks but this thing is dumb lmao

  • @yash_kambli
    @yash_kambli 10 месяцев назад +7385

    Calling this comfortable is crime.

    • @ToastbrotRaver
      @ToastbrotRaver 9 месяцев назад

      Having your balls squished is very ergonomic

    • @joshuamillerknight7530
      @joshuamillerknight7530 9 месяцев назад +69

      I cannot see myself doing this

    • @mastowl_7112
      @mastowl_7112 8 месяцев назад +142

      It's crushing your scrotch

    • @kikic2052
      @kikic2052 8 месяцев назад +32

      Their add campaign will be pure scrotch talk

    • @BASH_ANGEL
      @BASH_ANGEL 8 месяцев назад +8

      Lol

  • @DadOffical
    @DadOffical Месяц назад +6

    Imagine falling over in a 5 point harness that would be impossible to get out

    • @zacmumblethunder7466
      @zacmumblethunder7466 10 дней назад +1

      Imagine lying on the floor with people all around you saying "What the flip are you doing, strapping yourself to that thing?" as the light grows ever dimmer.

  • @DesertVox
    @DesertVox Месяц назад +7

    It's a constant fear of the suspension straps snapping.

  • @damntrain1862
    @damntrain1862 7 месяцев назад +4695

    I didnt know bicycles can also evolve backwards.

    • @steadyeddie639
      @steadyeddie639 7 месяцев назад +34

      Apparently so...

    • @TahirAli-ri3hn
      @TahirAli-ri3hn 7 месяцев назад +10

      Lol

    • @chrissamiselo708
      @chrissamiselo708 7 месяцев назад +9

      😂

    • @StefanVeenstra
      @StefanVeenstra 7 месяцев назад +52

      If people can, so can their inventions.

    • @bern9642
      @bern9642 7 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@StefanVeenstrawell humans don't have wheels so it will be tougher.

  • @thachdao3624
    @thachdao3624 6 месяцев назад +1778

    - people in 1940s: we have flying car in 2023
    - people in 2023: we have pedal-less bicycle 🗿

    • @thebikeman5592
      @thebikeman5592 6 месяцев назад +13

      And also flying cars

    • @elietimmy9181
      @elietimmy9181 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@thebikeman5592well we are still working on that

    • @darukineo
      @darukineo 6 месяцев назад +2

      I mean if we told them it wouldn't have pedals they would be amazed

    • @ecos889
      @ecos889 6 месяцев назад +8

      We do have flying cars they are called helicopters 😂
      Almost of the issues of traffic can easily be solved by better funding in public transport and having it be made more affordable than cards and for car users by tunnels and building roads on top of other roads. :)

    • @Salvaticus
      @Salvaticus 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@elietimmy9181won’t happen. It’s very impractical

  • @Chris_50
    @Chris_50 Месяц назад +7

    Looks like it could snap your neck the moment the fall sideways in an accident

  • @GMTunes
    @GMTunes Месяц назад +5

    Soon we'll have plenty of 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame' 😂

  • @ericwiest1242
    @ericwiest1242 10 месяцев назад +37470

    Let's see you go uphill

    • @vupham5252
      @vupham5252 10 месяцев назад +766

      tru dat lol

    • @GregKhar-NU-Metalhead2000
      @GregKhar-NU-Metalhead2000 9 месяцев назад +2597

      Let's see *YOU* go uphill by just walking lmao

    • @thistimeimhere
      @thistimeimhere 9 месяцев назад +3296

      ​@@GregKhar-NU-Metalhead2000yeah but now your pulling a bike up also.

    • @ManchesterUtdFan
      @ManchesterUtdFan 9 месяцев назад +2937

      Let’s add to this.
      Let’s see you go downhill. Does this bike even have brakes!?

    • @jameslowe2979
      @jameslowe2979 9 месяцев назад +1622

      ​@@ManchesterUtdFanthink you're expected to use your balls. Not a great design.

  • @utschb18
    @utschb18 5 месяцев назад +1702

    A great solution for a problem that never existed.

    • @carboy101
      @carboy101 5 месяцев назад +8

      😂😂😂

    • @Spinoza137
      @Spinoza137 5 месяцев назад +2

      😂

    • @longebane
      @longebane 5 месяцев назад +16

      A balance bike is also pedalless without having to be.. this

    • @seymourglass26
      @seymourglass26 5 месяцев назад +16

      I want to see how it costs like $2000 or something insane as well.

    • @fishbuddy401
      @fishbuddy401 5 месяцев назад

      Hahaha 😂

  • @CellaDragon
    @CellaDragon Месяц назад +6

    From the makers of the Flintstones, comes… The Yabadabado Bike!

  • @dienvidbriedis1184
    @dienvidbriedis1184 Месяц назад +13

    When your wife's boyfriend don't know what to get you for Christmas..

  • @ThePtownPlaya
    @ThePtownPlaya 7 месяцев назад +943

    When you fix something that isn't broken.

    • @isaacnelson4503
      @isaacnelson4503 7 месяцев назад +3

      When you brake something the only could of use a small fix.

    • @Dread_2137
      @Dread_2137 6 месяцев назад +4

      I mean, it works like these bikes for 3year-olds, just normal bikes but without pedals.

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 6 месяцев назад +3

      It sure doesn’t look comfortable

    • @chickennuggetman2593
      @chickennuggetman2593 6 месяцев назад +5

      But... I like it...

    • @zizhaohu741
      @zizhaohu741 6 месяцев назад +1

      well, nothing is broken until something better is built

  • @shoulderBirb
    @shoulderBirb 6 месяцев назад +3090

    "travels faster and further" *gear ratios have left the chat*

    • @WhatKindOfNameNow
      @WhatKindOfNameNow 6 месяцев назад +135

      I'm pretty sure that line is comparing it to a "half-walk, half-run," not a conventional bike.

    • @nobitatabino5959
      @nobitatabino5959 6 месяцев назад +33

      Is it faster than my bed rolling speed

    • @silver1407
      @silver1407 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@WhatKindOfNameNowwhatever you say 😭

    • @MrKunecke
      @MrKunecke 5 месяцев назад +10

      Who needs gears when we have Knees!

    • @richards4986
      @richards4986 5 месяцев назад +4

      Why?

  • @ZAYBUNY101
    @ZAYBUNY101 Месяц назад +1

    The defenition of: "They're cooking, but no one is hungry"

  • @gabarwar5775
    @gabarwar5775 Месяц назад +4

    Let's not invent a bicycle again a proverb says

  • @dr.ticklebum2385
    @dr.ticklebum2385 7 месяцев назад +957

    "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should" - Ian Malcom

    • @gh0st_0f_b0b_chandler
      @gh0st_0f_b0b_chandler 7 месяцев назад +4

      /ahem..../ Dr. Malcom btw

    • @DantesAvian
      @DantesAvian 7 месяцев назад

      @@gh0st_0f_b0b_chandler spared no expense

    • @desertrat1357
      @desertrat1357 7 месяцев назад +5

      I bring scientist......you bring a Rockstar. Are you familiar with the chaos theory?

  • @screamingeagle5611
    @screamingeagle5611 6 месяцев назад +2606

    Inventor:
    “How can I make walking more difficult, more expensive, and way more embarrassing?”

    • @dianapennepacker6854
      @dianapennepacker6854 5 месяцев назад +74

      It does seem faster and more efficent.
      Personally I love being attached to something with my head sticking through bars. Perfect for when I fall!
      Thing is just personal injury machine. Maybe good for certain disabled people trying to gain strength in certain muscles.
      Just because you can make something that works doesn't mean you should.

    • @moakman5829
      @moakman5829 5 месяцев назад +9

      Best comment lol 😂👍

    • @lethauntic
      @lethauntic 5 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@dianapennepacker6854I honestly didn't even think about the fact that your head is wedge between two bars. Looks interesting, but dangerous.

    • @rodrigomoreira2306
      @rodrigomoreira2306 5 месяцев назад +1

      E o calcanhar destruido

    • @bradensorensen966
      @bradensorensen966 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@lethauntic just wear a helmet?

  • @Torthrodhel
    @Torthrodhel Месяц назад +2

    A pedal-less bicycle?
    So... um... a scooter?

  • @jaysharky1711
    @jaysharky1711 Месяц назад +1

    Up next, the engine-less car!
    Fred Flintstone walks in: "You stole my car!"

  • @TimJapan
    @TimJapan 5 месяцев назад +2355

    “your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”

    • @SmallSpoonBrigade
      @SmallSpoonBrigade 5 месяцев назад +25

      It's all fun and games until somebody gets eaten by a T-Rex.

    • @TimJapan
      @TimJapan 5 месяцев назад

      The only thing i'd want to encounter on this thing is an Ihopetheyneversaurus.@@SmallSpoonBrigade

    • @faidzeelhisyamhattar2133
      @faidzeelhisyamhattar2133 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@SmallSpoonBrigade I like going places with a skateboard rather than this... at least I could ditch the board and jump to safety if I need to.
      And easier to carry around where you can't ride a skateboard. Not to mention more energy efficient and less anxiety inducing.

    • @tezcatlipoca6336
      @tezcatlipoca6336 4 месяца назад +3

      Jurassic bicycle.

  • @NoahBailey33
    @NoahBailey33 7 месяцев назад +1230

    “The design is very human”

    • @dr.zoidberg8666
      @dr.zoidberg8666 7 месяцев назад +10

      "You will now say a few words to explain your hu-man art!"

    • @LearnandLive97
      @LearnandLive97 7 месяцев назад +2

      😂

    • @ZigealFaust
      @ZigealFaust 7 месяцев назад +16

      "Very easy to use."

    • @almakabban9996
      @almakabban9996 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

    • @descendency
      @descendency 7 месяцев назад +7

      it looks like what AI would design if you asked it for a bike - but never told it what a bike was.

  • @BLACK-FANTASY
    @BLACK-FANTASY Месяц назад +1

    - It's a skin Walker
    - Nah bro it's my cycle

  • @matthewtaylor3308
    @matthewtaylor3308 Месяц назад +1

    For fuck’s sake. South Park predicted the future again.

  • @rainbow_vader
    @rainbow_vader 5 месяцев назад +2301

    "we'll have flying cars in the future"
    The future: we removed the bike from your bike

    • @markh3885
      @markh3885 5 месяцев назад +18

      It still has two wheels.. it just doesn’t have a seat. Technically it’s still a bike, just a stupid looking one?

    • @majzerofive
      @majzerofive 5 месяцев назад +11

      "make it more ergonomic and comfortable" made me laugh the hardest. Imagine riding this shit somewhere in the mountains or rough terrain/rainy day and let's see how this craps comfortable

    • @knowledgeiswealth.
      @knowledgeiswealth. 5 месяцев назад +1

      But We have flying cars also 😑

    • @ElectroNicko_
      @ElectroNicko_ 5 месяцев назад +1

      @knowledgeiswealth. Ehhh somewhat, but they're super expensive and most are just prototypes rn

    • @knowledgeiswealth.
      @knowledgeiswealth. 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@ElectroNicko_ nah we built flying cars decades ago its called an "helicopter"

  • @100drips
    @100drips 5 месяцев назад +5817

    Truly genius. In case of an accident your neck is trapped in between the frame maximizing the possibility of a quick and painful dead.

    • @tjenadonn6158
      @tjenadonn6158 5 месяцев назад +908

      The Suicycle.

    • @roseedge5626
      @roseedge5626 5 месяцев назад +291

      At least you wouldn't be seen on this alive.

    • @positivewarrior5206
      @positivewarrior5206 5 месяцев назад +104

      This thread 😂😂😂

    • @HafidzMurshidie
      @HafidzMurshidie 5 месяцев назад +100

      @@tjenadonn6158The Perfect name for a perfect product

    • @MultiMangoPie
      @MultiMangoPie 5 месяцев назад

      ​​@@roseedge5626 nevermore

  • @maxcar7298
    @maxcar7298 Месяц назад +1

    "There's mud on the road, let me stick my feet right on it"

  • @J-Vasa
    @J-Vasa Месяц назад +2

    This seems like it would be terrible for your spine. Also the harness around the groin, you aren’t meant to be in those for a long time because they can restrict circulation

  • @nicolaspets4975
    @nicolaspets4975 7 месяцев назад +2130

    The most potent contraceptive ever created

    • @damnpretzel
      @damnpretzel 7 месяцев назад +33

      😭😭😭

    • @hitlertentounossalvar
      @hitlertentounossalvar 7 месяцев назад +1

      He should have been aborted.

    • @idfkidc
      @idfkidc 7 месяцев назад +11

      Well then you're not using it right 😉

    • @thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786
      @thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786 7 месяцев назад +68

      Guaranteed to make you less likely to have children by making you more likely to be avoided at all times.

    • @ES11777
      @ES11777 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786😂

  • @hatuletoh
    @hatuletoh 7 месяцев назад +2479

    The only device that allows you to half run, half walk, and look like a complete asshole all at the same time.

  • @anastasisparastatidis5479
    @anastasisparastatidis5479 Месяц назад +1

    "If my grandma had wheels she would have been a bike"
    *Bet.*

  • @player_566-1
    @player_566-1 10 дней назад +1

    My bike isn’t that weird
    Bros bike:

  • @gopalnk-sd6sh
    @gopalnk-sd6sh 5 месяцев назад +2352

    He found a solution for the problem, which is not yet discovered.

    • @manaspradhan8041
      @manaspradhan8041 5 месяцев назад +10

      42

    • @javiermendez9365
      @javiermendez9365 5 месяцев назад +22

      He never let them know his move. He is Always one step ahead.

    • @aminaahmet1025
      @aminaahmet1025 5 месяцев назад

      😂

    • @GolemDude
      @GolemDude 5 месяцев назад +6

      Just hope no one forgets about it like with the steam engine

    • @K-Choi
      @K-Choi 5 месяцев назад +3

      Uphill biking

  • @ericaceous1652
    @ericaceous1652 5 месяцев назад +855

    I think not being strapped to a bike is a pretty important safety feature

    • @SofaKingShit
      @SofaKingShit 5 месяцев назад +21

      Being unable to breathe because of the straps must make it great for going uphill. Said no one ever.

    • @dsredbeard4869
      @dsredbeard4869 5 месяцев назад

      Your head and neck are fucked if you crash

    • @heathernoak4536
      @heathernoak4536 5 месяцев назад +9

      Plus being a permanent hunchback!!!

    • @Scooterbeerrun
      @Scooterbeerrun 4 месяца назад +1

      lots of decapitations on that ride

    • @bobs5596
      @bobs5596 4 месяца назад

      it's got you by your balls..

  • @user-wh8co2wi4y
    @user-wh8co2wi4y Месяц назад +1

    I refuse to believe that this more comfortable than a bicycle lmao.

  • @theofficialfluffy
    @theofficialfluffy 16 дней назад +1

    For a second, I actually thought that it would be a good idea, till I realized going downhill 💀
    same principle as going down a hill whilst sitting down on a skateboard

  • @carlbrown1000
    @carlbrown1000 6 месяцев назад +1622

    Dr. Doofenshmirtz presents "The NoPussy-inator"

    • @venom19891989
      @venom19891989 6 месяцев назад +21

      Hahahaha. That's hilarious 😂😂

    • @ndhambi
      @ndhambi 6 месяцев назад +6

      😭😭💀

    • @karaqakkzl
      @karaqakkzl 6 месяцев назад +8

      Since when Doof dating with Cupcakke 😂😂😂

    • @thefirsttrillionaire2925
      @thefirsttrillionaire2925 6 месяцев назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣 I just cried!

    • @No-cc1fq
      @No-cc1fq 6 месяцев назад +2

      Damn i guess i've been hit

  • @glennkrzeminski7539
    @glennkrzeminski7539 7 месяцев назад +3486

    Rumor has it that just now, German engineers are also working on the worlds first seatless chair

    • @riftvallance2087
      @riftvallance2087 7 месяцев назад +100

      Perhaps a rungless ladder next.

    • @elmioelmo2013
      @elmioelmo2013 7 месяцев назад +32

      rumor said the engineer does'nt have any chair in his home.. even in toilet.. imagine how he poop.. 😂😂

    • @GrimmPoetics
      @GrimmPoetics 7 месяцев назад +15

      It already exist. Has for a long time

    • @01cornflakes
      @01cornflakes 7 месяцев назад +5

      😂😂😂 major breakthrough

    • @WaryJester
      @WaryJester 7 месяцев назад +10

      They were called birthing chairs hundreds of years ago lol

  • @Aiden83948
    @Aiden83948 28 дней назад +1

    That how I look when I push the cart at Walmart and I lean over it and it feels like I’m flying

  • @devonlatrell5767
    @devonlatrell5767 Месяц назад +1

    you wont fall off the bike, but you will fall when the bike falls

  • @AdrienMitchell69
    @AdrienMitchell69 5 месяцев назад +905

    "it doesn't have a seat, gears, chain, or pedals" -- you know, all the things that make bikes great.

  • @The_Ghetto_Gothix
    @The_Ghetto_Gothix 7 месяцев назад +1105

    Them Germans were like, 'Let's take a bicycle and make it more impractical, more dangerous and more uncomfortable.'

    • @ivancap4232
      @ivancap4232 7 месяцев назад +16

      also watched southpark but didnt want to go that far

    • @cbk-te7ru
      @cbk-te7ru 7 месяцев назад +12

      That whacky German sense of humor

    • @sunnydivino
      @sunnydivino 7 месяцев назад +15

      And more humilliating

    • @tylerdavis3
      @tylerdavis3 7 месяцев назад +8

      Ah yes, that renowned German engineering I’m always hearing about.

    • @Veltrosstho
      @Veltrosstho 7 месяцев назад

      How is it any of those things? Are you deaf?

  • @shaggy44zebra
    @shaggy44zebra Месяц назад +1

    How do we make the most efficient form of transportation less efficient?
    -Some German engineer

  • @AstroPirate88
    @AstroPirate88 День назад

    I dont think you could beat me on my bike with that.

  • @derp6424
    @derp6424 9 месяцев назад +2341

    Finally the Flintstones bicycle.

    • @thomaswillis1569
      @thomaswillis1569 8 месяцев назад +15

      😂😂😂

    • @jasonking442
      @jasonking442 8 месяцев назад +29

      Fred Flintstone patent copyright breached...

    • @flynnstone3580
      @flynnstone3580 7 месяцев назад +13

      They found my bike! Dinosaur 🦕

    • @BenSamara
      @BenSamara 7 месяцев назад +3

      Ride it up hill

    • @rsuriyop
      @rsuriyop 7 месяцев назад +9

      They already have something like that in Africa, it's called a chukudu.

  • @marlonwhite2257
    @marlonwhite2257 5 месяцев назад +679

    "Mommy, I want to look like a jackass"

    • @mamanova2657
      @mamanova2657 5 месяцев назад +4

      Lmfao

    • @followhim.8543
      @followhim.8543 5 месяцев назад

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  • @JESUS.saves.Repent.
    @JESUS.saves.Repent. 16 дней назад +1

    It needs those shoulder bars to come out further and act as a headguard. Otherwise you'd run the risk of being decapitated if you fall the wrong way on something.

  • @cara-setun
    @cara-setun Месяц назад +1

    Bro: “remember how they had those stockades of shame in the middle ages?”

  • @justanotherenglishspeaking684
    @justanotherenglishspeaking684 5 месяцев назад +1667

    Me: I wonder why my back hurts so much
    My sitting posture:

    • @Tubie1111
      @Tubie1111 5 месяцев назад +15

      You're hanging not sitting. It actually would be better for your back and tailbone. 🤷‍♀️

    • @justinbarton8808
      @justinbarton8808 4 месяца назад +1

      You’re strapped to an adult baby jumper with your back hunched against a metal bar, yeah real comfortable. You can’t stretch your back.

  • @Scampi95
    @Scampi95 5 месяцев назад +1632

    If conventional bike seats weren’t uncomfortable enough, now you get to suspend from your bike with a G string

    • @tregrenos8615
      @tregrenos8615 5 месяцев назад +19

      It’s an impractical hammock, but at least it’s mobile.

    • @theaterhobo
      @theaterhobo 5 месяцев назад +12

      Lmao this! The whole time i was like "that wedgie looks intense" 😰 oof

    • @bisess3689
      @bisess3689 5 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂

    • @harryv6752
      @harryv6752 5 месяцев назад

      Saddle soreness is a thing and is typically due to poor bike fit and wrong saddle choice (with stock bike seats being the worst). Remedying those 2 things and just getting out and riding, you're body naturally adapts accordingly.
      Keep on rockin'! 🤟

    • @dpssaboteur3799
      @dpssaboteur3799 5 месяцев назад

      south park in real life

  • @stewielebowski5928
    @stewielebowski5928 Месяц назад +1

    How about the proverb: “don’t rediscover the bicycle” ?

  • @The_Hero
    @The_Hero 7 месяцев назад +1244

    This is the equivalent of strapping a pencil to your index finger to write with

    • @professorx3060
      @professorx3060 7 месяцев назад +5

      Handypen by Jacksfilms

    • @jokestermasteroflaughter7754
      @jokestermasteroflaughter7754 7 месяцев назад +11

      Hey that worked great in elementary school

    • @cakeandicecream1582
      @cakeandicecream1582 7 месяцев назад +1

      Why would you say that? You severely wron for saying that.

    • @BigGleemRecords
      @BigGleemRecords 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@cakeandicecream1582 why not just rollerblade😂

    • @cakeandicecream1582
      @cakeandicecream1582 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@BigGleemRecords is that the best you got? Come on, let’s hear what else you got.

  • @-still_water-
    @-still_water- 7 месяцев назад +922

    the only bike I can draw from memory

  • @Ata.TeaGargler
    @Ata.TeaGargler Месяц назад +1

    You forgot to mention that it also makes you look like a complete fool in public

  • @xXIronPeachesXx
    @xXIronPeachesXx 26 дней назад +1

    The germans need to stop putting bdsm gear in their utility vehicles

  • @Us12346re
    @Us12346re 6 месяцев назад +282

    When your solution needs a problem 😂

    • @tum2
      @tum2 6 месяцев назад +5

      Just imagine 😂

    • @ppppppppppp-wo9sp
      @ppppppppppp-wo9sp 6 месяцев назад +1

      😂

    • @nikoraasu6929
      @nikoraasu6929 6 месяцев назад

      ​@amitranaware9356then get a normal bike?

  • @Well_Earned_Siesta
    @Well_Earned_Siesta 6 месяцев назад +1400

    "ergonomic and comfortable" were not the first two words that came to mind

    • @freehand.underhand
      @freehand.underhand 6 месяцев назад +51

      mine were "wedgie" and "vehicle"

    • @rleriche5044
      @rleriche5044 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@freehand.underhand lol

    • @tehfuqizg0inon588
      @tehfuqizg0inon588 6 месяцев назад +6

      That one southpark episode

    • @bugsy742
      @bugsy742 6 месяцев назад

      @@freehand.underhand😂🤝

    • @M3LP
      @M3LP 5 месяцев назад

      I'm pretty sure we all saw that man's crotch wedgie. If that is comfortable, then I'm concerned about what the narrator considers uncomfortable.

  • @YggDroid-fh2kk
    @YggDroid-fh2kk Месяц назад +1

    Imagine someone trying to take this bike from you 😂

  • @marcelw6440
    @marcelw6440 Месяц назад +1

    Germany has a uh, history... of designing fantastic machines.

  • @nathanlevine5825
    @nathanlevine5825 5 месяцев назад +1753

    CONS:
    Loss of mechanical advantage from gears/chains
    Can't bail out since you're strapped in
    Straps hurt rider's crotch
    PROS
    Gives everyone a much-needed laugh
    Saves time by helping bullies easily find a target
    Easy for paramedics to notice when they arrive on scene

    • @franciscomedina6729
      @franciscomedina6729 5 месяцев назад +56

      Plus if you fall to the side you will surely break your shoulder or hip

    • @deenad3562
      @deenad3562 5 месяцев назад +40

      PRO: serves as dual-purpose S&M device

    • @dondin6093
      @dondin6093 5 месяцев назад +7

      😂😂😂

    • @nadeshikorealnofake2237
      @nadeshikorealnofake2237 5 месяцев назад +26

      ​@@franciscomedina6729
      Or your head. Like your neck is around 2 hard metal bars it would prolly break your neck in half.

    • @Qualicabyss
      @Qualicabyss 5 месяцев назад +4

      To be fair it's also easier to go up hills, still unbelievable impractical

  • @tyreeross81
    @tyreeross81 7 месяцев назад +413

    A resolution to a nonexistent problem

    • @AntilleanConfederation
      @AntilleanConfederation 7 месяцев назад +18

      Yup like communism.

    • @double_joseph327
      @double_joseph327 7 месяцев назад +21

      @@AntilleanConfederationmore like reinventing the wheel… you took it a little far..

    • @rizizum
      @rizizum 7 месяцев назад +19

      @@AntilleanConfederation Dude just had to bring politics into a bike video

    • @AntilleanConfederation
      @AntilleanConfederation 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@rizizum sorry to trigger you Karly Marx

    • @AntilleanConfederation
      @AntilleanConfederation 7 месяцев назад

      @@double_joseph327 are you a communist

  • @Domesticated_Ape
    @Domesticated_Ape Месяц назад +1

    It looks like a torture device. Surely your neck is gonna ache after being in that position for more than about 30 seconds?

  • @magiclegume
    @magiclegume Месяц назад +1

    This is great for flat surfaces. Kinda looks easier. But going uphill will be a nightmare.

  • @thiccburger290
    @thiccburger290 7 месяцев назад +798

    Bro just reinvented Fred Flintstone’s car and thought he was onto something 😂

    • @bullballsallday
      @bullballsallday 7 месяцев назад +1

      😆🤣 🏆

    • @smoothonthebeat
      @smoothonthebeat 7 месяцев назад +1

      This wins 👏 👏 👏 🤣😂🤪

    • @geomeerson6478
      @geomeerson6478 7 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍✨✨✨💯💯💯💁🤦

    • @geomeerson6478
      @geomeerson6478 7 месяцев назад

      Éclaté 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍✨✨✨💯💯💯💁🤦

  • @NavyBluee
    @NavyBluee 6 месяцев назад +1672

    My man reinvented a skateboard but added more embarassment.

    • @nodell8729
      @nodell8729 6 месяцев назад +45

      This looks way more fun than bike. I doubt the more ergonomic claim, but if it is, then I ll get one given its ever going to be cheap as bikes

    • @MaybeDOOM
      @MaybeDOOM 6 месяцев назад

      @@nodell8729no you’re not stfu

    • @user-dm3kg7sp4h
      @user-dm3kg7sp4h 6 месяцев назад +21

      Gonna look like a clown riding that outside 😂😂😂

    • @franciscoduarte1925
      @franciscoduarte1925 6 месяцев назад +14

      What??? How dare you compare skateboard with this ?

    • @Celloide
      @Celloide 6 месяцев назад +4

      Skateboard is one of the best board sports if not the best and most popular, tell me you are ignorant without saying you are ignorant 🤡

  • @jmm1233
    @jmm1233 Месяц назад +1

    looks so much more dangerous than actual bike , especially if crash into something with no helmet

  • @FunkBastid
    @FunkBastid Месяц назад +1

    For the low cost of 1,000€, and your remaining dignity, you too can have one.

  • @connoisseuroftigolbitts
    @connoisseuroftigolbitts 7 месяцев назад +706

    The “Yabba Dabba Doo” Bike! 😂😂

    • @ItsKball
      @ItsKball 7 месяцев назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DjDeazyTz
      @DjDeazyTz 7 месяцев назад +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @opiumextract2934
      @opiumextract2934 7 месяцев назад +13

      Yabba dabba damn it!

    • @MrDirector88
      @MrDirector88 7 месяцев назад +9

      Kids of 90s will understand your comment. 😊

    • @NewaccountNumber
      @NewaccountNumber 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@MrDirector88i dont care

  • @gtassa01
    @gtassa01 7 месяцев назад +903

    The true cost is your self esteem as you willingly go out in public riding it, or rather have it ride you

    • @Mimi-zk8rq
      @Mimi-zk8rq 7 месяцев назад +9

      😂😂😂

    • @brexitgreens
      @brexitgreens 7 месяцев назад

      I remember how people ridiculed cyclists over a century ago exactly in the same way.

    • @sam-515
      @sam-515 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂

    • @miguelpereira9859
      @miguelpereira9859 20 часов назад +1

      ​@@brexitgreensYou must be quite old then

    • @brexitgreens
      @brexitgreens 20 часов назад

      @@miguelpereira9859 Look into these eyes. They have seen things that you, people, wouldn't believe.

  • @blueman4232
    @blueman4232 12 дней назад +1

    Can we get a wheel-less bicycle next????

  • @minteherms6784
    @minteherms6784 Месяц назад +1

    Impossible to be more comfortable! You saw it in the video! He didn't know were to put his feet.

  • @wp4872
    @wp4872 5 месяцев назад +1985

    This ain’t a bike, thats a ball strangulation device 😂

  • @tengo257
    @tengo257 5 месяцев назад +1044

    "with our design, you carry your bike on your back"

    • @jalejake4997
      @jalejake4997 5 месяцев назад +3

      First picture has clear shots of disk breaks

    • @kw9568
      @kw9568 5 месяцев назад +4

      😅😅😅😅😅

    •  5 месяцев назад +6

      So, the bike is riding him?

    • @migueltorresflores2362
      @migueltorresflores2362 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@jalejake4997bb un

    • @Mayrita77
      @Mayrita77 5 месяцев назад +3

      It's actually the opposite, it carries you

  • @Dsr-fq7db
    @Dsr-fq7db Месяц назад +2

    This is a wingless Aeroplane ✈️ but travels faster to take you closer to death 😊

  • @TT-_-
    @TT-_- Месяц назад +1

    If a harness was comfortable, wouldn't we have those hanging from the ceiling at home instead of chairs and well-padded sofas?

  • @zaranski2009
    @zaranski2009 7 месяцев назад +1558

    "more ergonomic and comfortable" 💀💀💀💀

    • @muffinstan
      @muffinstan 7 месяцев назад +48

      Press x to doubt

    • @pixieloco
      @pixieloco 7 месяцев назад

      for a German. pretty hard to sit with a stick up your bum.

    • @WeAreInYourWall
      @WeAreInYourWall 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@muffinstan*plugs in controller with the turbo button*

    • @joshpetit44
      @joshpetit44 7 месяцев назад +20

      It’s got my boys junk in a choke hold lol😂😮

    • @WeAreInYourWall
      @WeAreInYourWall 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@joshpetit44 it learned from your mom.