Yeah one time I was in a bike crash, got thrown over the handle bars landed head first on the street, two things kept me from being seriously injured one was my helmet, and the other was the fact nothing was strapping me down, to the point of the crash so the momentum actually put me into a much safer situation than I wouldve been if I was secured in place.
@@maulikgadhavi8356 not comparable you have a shit ton of metal and polymer providing some protection. In this case a better comparison would be a motorcycle.
CONS: Loss of mechanical advantage from gears/chains Can't bail out since you're strapped in Straps hurt rider's crotch PROS Gives everyone a much-needed laugh Saves time by helping bullies easily find a target Easy for paramedics to notice when they arrive on scene
I had a bike before that was hardly worth walking home after busting up the rim so bad it was resisting me the whole way back home and I locked it up on the side of my porch and seen somebody had stolen it the next day. Somebody must’ve had a truck and seen it busted the lock and threw it in the back
@@Randomkloud if you not overweighted or intoxicated. on this bike you are actually attached to it, you must have couple extra seconds to clip you out. this bike is designed by masochist
That's what I thought. Being confined to this position doesn't seem comfortable at all. On a normal bike I can stretch my hipflexors and straighten up my back and relieve my neck and shoulder muscles (provided I am able to let go of the handlebars while riding, or the bike frame promotes an upright position as in many city bikes). But in this case that's impossible.
Saddle soreness is a thing and is typically due to poor bike fit and wrong saddle choice (with stock bike seats being the worst). Remedying those 2 things and just getting out and riding, you're body naturally adapts accordingly. Keep on rockin'! 🤟
@@WorldPeacePlease123 Listen. You're messing with the wrong guy. I am currently 63 years old, and I have ridden bicycles for 53 to 54 of those years. Yes, that is more than a half century. I also pride myself in being logical with critical thinking skills. I needed a lot of that in order to earn my two doctoral degrees, so I advise you to dedicate your time on more productive activities instead of being an online troll. Ride your bike however you want and move on. Have a nice day.
@@WorldPeacePlease123 I do apologize to you if I came across like I were trying to scold you. I should have realized that I was interacting with a much younger person. Let's forget all this and move on with life. Live and learn as they say.
You would not be going fast enough to make the mud fling off of your wheels while using your feet to power the bike. You can easily stop and walk through the mud. And since something like this would require you to wear some really crappy shoes nobody would be too worried about walk through mud.
In the event of an emergency, there's an ejection handle that releases the straps, dropping you face first onto the moving ground, where the bike can promply run you over.
We do have flying cars they are called helicopters 😂 Almost of the issues of traffic can easily be solved by better funding in public transport and having it be made more affordable than cards and for car users by tunnels and building roads on top of other roads. :)
"make it more ergonomic and comfortable" made me laugh the hardest. Imagine riding this shit somewhere in the mountains or rough terrain/rainy day and let's see how this craps comfortable
It does seem faster and more efficent. Personally I love being attached to something with my head sticking through bars. Perfect for when I fall! Thing is just personal injury machine. Maybe good for certain disabled people trying to gain strength in certain muscles. Just because you can make something that works doesn't mean you should.
This could be used as a rehabilitation tool for people who have injuries where putting all their weight on their legs would be too much initially. This way they can go for walks and get their legs moving while getting fresh air without having to put all their weight down, gliding more at first and then walking more and more over time.
@@SmallSpoonBrigade I like going places with a skateboard rather than this... at least I could ditch the board and jump to safety if I need to. And easier to carry around where you can't ride a skateboard. Not to mention more energy efficient and less anxiety inducing.
So instead of a bike you can buy something thats 30% less compact, 70% slower, 80% less convenient, 90% more dangerous, and 100% makes you look like a goblin on 2 wheels
@danielhernandez2575 its faster and further than walking and running, but its more "ergonomic and comfortable" than a pedal bike. It is not faster than a pedal bike.
@@pro-socialsociopath769 Well, theoretically there's less energy lost when you just directly push off against the ground instead of relying on pedals and gears to move the wheels that then drag the bike over the ground. The angle at which you'd be pushing off seems less than ideal though, and there's no way that hanging in that harnass is comfortable, the belt thingies are way too narrow for that, they'd feel like they're cutting into your skin.
@@snapgab Can't use your weight here. The reason bikes are effective is because you can output a lot more force downwards towards the ground than parallel it, and bikes translate that into forward acceleration. You can generate a lot more torque which can be converted to speed. The core design of the bike is already perfect in its simplicity.
It's more ergonomic only in the sense that ur half leaning forward compared to someone sitting straight up, what they ignore is that u can also lean forward on a regular bike for same effect. I'd be a bullet going down hill on a bike because my butt would be right over my rear wheel and my chest would be on the seat so I had no air drag whatsoever.
This thing is the most unsafe thing out there. It leaves the head vulnerable while the person is strapped. Some ppl threw safety out the door with this thing. Traditional bikes are safer in that a person can jump off it in case of any horrendous situation arises. This thing makes one be trapped.
This was the very first thing I noticed, I cannot believe more people did not notice this? I guess there are a lot of people out there that never took any chances or did anything extreme on their bicycles and as such, they have no knowledge of the need to “bail out?!”
I'm not sure I would ever want to bail on a bicycle. I would most likely want to either avoid impact or maybe turn into the impact, but just jumping off a moving bike on concrete or asphalt sounds like something I would be unlikely to do.
I did the same thing as a kid with a regular bike. When I walk with my friends and they didn't have their bikes I would just lean on my to counter balance the weight and have one foot a pedal and just kick with the opposite leg
Ok but if you're in a horror movie and stuck in the middle of ni where and then the killer find u and you guys run after that u saw this bike for me I'll just accept fate 😂
This is without a doubt the least safe bike design I've ever seen. On a conventional bike, you can ditch off it if something dangerous is in front of you, or if someone hits you you'll go flying off it. This puts you at one with the body. You're absolutely toast if you get hit or need to evade something dangerous.
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How do I bail from a bike crash?
This bike: You don't. You commit to it
There the comment I was looking for. Stupid idea. will stick to my normal design, but electric (still have to pedal) bike thank you.
Yeah one time I was in a bike crash, got thrown over the handle bars landed head first on the street, two things kept me from being seriously injured one was my helmet, and the other was the fact nothing was strapping me down, to the point of the crash so the momentum actually put me into a much safer situation than I wouldve been if I was secured in place.
How do one bail out from Car crash ?
@@maulikgadhavi8356 not comparable you have a shit ton of metal and polymer providing some protection. In this case a better comparison would be a motorcycle.
It's a death trap.
CONS:
Loss of mechanical advantage from gears/chains
Can't bail out since you're strapped in
Straps hurt rider's crotch
PROS
Gives everyone a much-needed laugh
Saves time by helping bullies easily find a target
Easy for paramedics to notice when they arrive on scene
Plus if you fall to the side you will surely break your shoulder or hip
PRO: serves as dual-purpose S&M device
😂😂😂
@@franciscomedina6729
Or your head. Like your neck is around 2 hard metal bars it would prolly break your neck in half.
To be fair it's also easier to go up hills, still unbelievable impractical
Truly genius. In case of an accident your neck is trapped in between the frame maximizing the possibility of a quick and painful dead.
The Suicycle.
At least you wouldn't be seen on this alive.
This thread 😂😂😂
@@tjenadonn6158The Perfect name for a perfect product
@@roseedge5626 nevermore
Finally, a bike with a belt that doesn't save you but puts your life in more danger.
At least it won't get stolen.
The wheel still might
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
I had a bike before that was hardly worth walking home after busting up the rim so bad it was resisting me the whole way back home and I locked it up on the side of my porch and seen somebody had stolen it the next day. Somebody must’ve had a truck and seen it busted the lock and threw it in the back
Then there was the community bike that got passed to everybody in town at one point
If the bike falls, it is absolutely taking you down with it
😮 when in at uphill bicycle ride you
And a fall from a normal bike doesn't?
@@Randomkloudno, you can jump out separately. At least, I can
@@Randomkloud if you not overweighted or intoxicated. on this bike you are actually attached to it, you must have couple extra seconds to clip you out. this bike is designed by masochist
you can easily plant your feet with it, so if you fall with it, probably would've happened with a normal one too
So, basically, walking. But with a life-threatening contraption over your shoulder.
Lmao pretty much
bro i read "life threatening contraceptive" i died LMAOOOO
@@pinesappofc u did
This is like a scooter in reverse somehow that your strapped to, and looks even more cringe
😂
The backpain on this one goes hard 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
That's what I thought. Being confined to this position doesn't seem comfortable at all. On a normal bike I can stretch my hipflexors and straighten up my back and relieve my neck and shoulder muscles (provided I am able to let go of the handlebars while riding, or the bike frame promotes an upright position as in many city bikes). But in this case that's impossible.
😂😂😂😂
My back is hurting just looking at it. Nope my back says it will pass on this bike.LOL 😂🤔🙄
You are hanging from the top. No back pain, if anything, neck pain.
my neck hurts looking at it - I mean, look at the neck of the guy depicted from olden times - it was whack too!
Finally, a bicycle that rides you
lmao
Lolol😂😂😂
Step bicycle what are you doing 😂😂😂😂
🤔🤔🤔
In Soviet Russia....
"it doesn't have a seat, gears, chain, or pedals" -- you know, all the things that make bikes great.
😂
Lol at the top.😂😂😂😂
At least it has wheels 😂
Lololol
@@anamidutta2at least lolol
If conventional bike seats weren’t uncomfortable enough, now you get to suspend from your bike with a G string
It’s an impractical hammock, but at least it’s mobile.
Lmao this! The whole time i was like "that wedgie looks intense" 😰 oof
😂😂
Saddle soreness is a thing and is typically due to poor bike fit and wrong saddle choice (with stock bike seats being the worst). Remedying those 2 things and just getting out and riding, you're body naturally adapts accordingly.
Keep on rockin'! 🤟
south park in real life
If you have the social courage/foolhardiness to ride this in public, you're basically invincible
😂😂😂
Let's see you go uphill
tru dat lol
Let's see *YOU* go uphill by just walking lmao
@@GREG_Khar-NÜ-Metalhead2000yeah but now your pulling a bike up also.
Let’s add to this.
Let’s see you go downhill. Does this bike even have brakes!?
@@MUFCXIthink you're expected to use your balls. Not a great design.
its the public humiliation machine
😂👍
designed to help people aiming you with rotten tomatoes
This looks like something jews would be strapped to in ww2 germany
What the hell😂😂😂 😭
It's like a rolling medieval stockade, except you're suspended by your balls.
He found a solution for the problem, which is not yet discovered.
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He never let them know his move. He is Always one step ahead.
😂
Just hope no one forgets about it like with the steam engine
Uphill biking
What a fun new way to go uphill in an awkward position with metal on your back 😂
It's going to break the shoulders 😂😂😂
"Fun new way" implies that there's more than one way to do that. Could you tell me about the other methods?
going uphill : fighting for your life
going downhill : praying for your life
😂😂😂
Gonna see a depiction of Speedy Gonzales screaming while running down the hill at mach 7
Damn you make my day buddy !
HahahahahH
It still has handbrakes for downhill btw.
@@MrGilghamesh thanks.. Glad I could help 😁
Finally-a bike that doesn’t require a lock when you park it.
the only things worth stealing are its parts lmao. You will come and notice only the chassis and handlebars remains
Cuz no one wants it💀
I'll be laughing at that humor for a while 😅
Pfft. You have way too much faith in people. Some people will steal worthless things just because it's something that they don't have.
Shhhhiiiiiii don't park that sheit in the ghetto!!!!
A great solution for a problem that never existed.
😂😂😂
😂
A balance bike is also pedalless without having to be.. this
I want to see how it costs like $2000 or something insane as well.
Hahaha 😂
"Say good bye to your little friend"
Everybody gangsta until you go uphill
you literally just have to walk uphill with this, the real issue is downhill, RIP
@@cheapbruh9778 It has brakes.
@@WorldPeacePlease123 No, I have never had any speed wobble. Besides, you'd have to be a simpleton to let your bike gain too much speed anyway.
@@WorldPeacePlease123 Listen. You're messing with the wrong guy. I am currently 63 years old, and I have ridden bicycles for 53 to 54 of those years. Yes, that is more than a half century.
I also pride myself in being logical with critical thinking skills. I needed a lot of that in order to earn my two doctoral degrees, so I advise you to dedicate your time on more productive activities instead of being an online troll. Ride your bike however you want and move on.
Have a nice day.
@@WorldPeacePlease123 I do apologize to you if I came across like I were trying to scold you. I should have realized that I was interacting with a much younger person. Let's forget all this and move on with life. Live and learn as they say.
Imagine you go through a mud puddle and the tires just shoot it straight up into your face
😂😂😂😂
Normal bikes don't have mud flaps and your near the same height head-wise in a normal bike. Both would be puddle traps.
You would not be going fast enough to make the mud fling off of your wheels while using your feet to power the bike. You can easily stop and walk through the mud. And since something like this would require you to wear some really crappy shoes nobody would be too worried about walk through mud.
Imagine riding this naked
@@docwiz
The downtube catches the worst of the spray from the front wheel.
“More comfortable” as we see an image of a man who’s entire weight is resting on his groin hammock.
Yeah...so??
They never said less stressful or painful
😁😂
@@xyz12345457 nope there are foot resters.
It's called a harness and it's only painful if you're wearing it wrong
@mmaforever1166 I'm just saying claiming it's not comfortable because it's a harness is stupid
@@TEXAS2459you just blow in from stupid town?
The captain goes down with the sinking ship ❌
The rider is forcefully taken down by the crashing bicycle ✅
In the event of an emergency, there's an ejection handle that releases the straps, dropping you face first onto the moving ground, where the bike can promply run you over.
Ah yes. One final act of humiliation for the poor sap who's fool enough to have bought it.
. . .
the moving ground
🤷
Right 😂
OMHg 🤣
😂😂😂 some steps forward take true sacrifice 😂
I think not being strapped to a bike is a pretty important safety feature
Being unable to breathe because of the straps must make it great for going uphill. Said no one ever.
Your head and neck are fucked if you crash
Plus being a permanent hunchback!!!
lots of decapitations on that ride
it's got you by your balls..
- people in 1940s: we have flying car in 2023
- people in 2023: we have pedal-less bicycle 🗿
And also flying cars
@@Itsthebikemanwell we are still working on that
We do have flying cars they are called helicopters 😂
Almost of the issues of traffic can easily be solved by better funding in public transport and having it be made more affordable than cards and for car users by tunnels and building roads on top of other roads. :)
@@elietimmy9181won’t happen. It’s very impractical
😂😂
Sounds like an advanced version of the toddler tricycle that doesn't have pedals and is purely driven by the child pushing it with its legs
I didnt know bicycles can also evolve backwards.
Apparently so...
Lol
😂
If people can, so can their inventions.
@@StefanVeenstrawell humans don't have wheels so it will be tougher.
If the strap fails, you will literally get run over by your own vehicle
Right in between the butt cheeks too
ouch.. wedgie
Rip future generation
Reminds me of cars from the Flintstones cartoon
🤣
Calling this comfortable is crime.
Having your balls squished is very ergonomic
I cannot see myself doing this
It's crushing your scrotch
Their add campaign will be pure scrotch talk
Lol
Looks like something you'd probably find at a Diddy party.
You would know
Me: I wonder why my back hurts so much
My sitting posture:
You're hanging not sitting. It actually would be better for your back and tailbone. 🤷♀️
You’re strapped to an adult baby jumper with your back hunched against a metal bar, yeah real comfortable. You can’t stretch your back.
"we'll have flying cars in the future"
The future: we removed the bike from your bike
It still has two wheels.. it just doesn’t have a seat. Technically it’s still a bike, just a stupid looking one?
"make it more ergonomic and comfortable" made me laugh the hardest. Imagine riding this shit somewhere in the mountains or rough terrain/rainy day and let's see how this craps comfortable
But We have flying cars also 😑
@knowledgeiswealth. Ehhh somewhat, but they're super expensive and most are just prototypes rn
@@ElectroNicko_ nah we built flying cars decades ago its called an "helicopter"
This is why Aliens won't talk to us
😂nice❤
👽 ✌️ 😂
🤣😆😂
NOOO MAAAN THEYY DOOO ..
Bhahahaha ❤😅
It’s giving South Park Gyroscope Bike
When your solution needs a problem 😂
Just imagine 😂
😂
@amitranaware9356then get a normal bike?
Inventor:
“How can I make walking more difficult, more expensive, and way more embarrassing?”
It does seem faster and more efficent.
Personally I love being attached to something with my head sticking through bars. Perfect for when I fall!
Thing is just personal injury machine. Maybe good for certain disabled people trying to gain strength in certain muscles.
Just because you can make something that works doesn't mean you should.
Best comment lol 😂👍
@@dianapennepacker6854I honestly didn't even think about the fact that your head is wedge between two bars. Looks interesting, but dangerous.
E o calcanhar destruido
@@lethauntic just wear a helmet?
So you fall and suffer an internal decapitation. You also end up with spinal stenosis. Nope.
Weak points:
1. Uphill
2. Downhill
3. people
0. Insurance cost!
it has breaks for downhill, but I see your point with uphill
@@Sbie753 nah just loosten one of your belts and walk up the hill. Biking up hill is harder than walking as it is.
With a normal bike you can just get off but with this bike you would need to unclip yoursepf which is inconvinient.@@Lwbxci
"travels faster and further" *gear ratios have left the chat*
I'm pretty sure that line is comparing it to a "half-walk, half-run," not a conventional bike.
Is it faster than my bed rolling speed
@@WhatKindOfNameNowwhatever you say 😭
Who needs gears when we have Knees!
Why?
It's captivating how humans try to solve a problem that doesn't exist with a terrible solution.
This could be used as a rehabilitation tool for people who have injuries where putting all their weight on their legs would be too much initially. This way they can go for walks and get their legs moving while getting fresh air without having to put all their weight down, gliding more at first and then walking more and more over time.
If there are multiple replies by me, youtube keeps showing now replies but im wondering if its a glitch on my end and not anyone elses.
He solved one problem. Invent something to try and sell.
@@jayjayconcordeconcorde9529 he didnt solve a problem, he created one
I saw something similar to this on South Park.
I thought we were going to have flying cars, instead we get a freak bike
Finally the Flintstones bicycle.
😂😂😂
Fred Flintstone patent copyright breached...
They found my bike! Dinosaur 🦕
Ride it up hill
They already have something like that in Africa, it's called a chukudu.
“your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”
It's all fun and games until somebody gets eaten by a T-Rex.
The only thing i'd want to encounter on this thing is an Ihopetheyneversaurus.@@SmallSpoonBrigade
@@SmallSpoonBrigade I like going places with a skateboard rather than this... at least I could ditch the board and jump to safety if I need to.
And easier to carry around where you can't ride a skateboard. Not to mention more energy efficient and less anxiety inducing.
Jurassic bicycle.
Thanks Malcolm. 😂
“How do you go uphill with these things?”
*”That’s the neat part, you don’t.”*
Maybe Germany doesn't have hills
You walk.
Might actually be easier, because you already have your feet on the road.
How about downhill? Or just slowing down? Seems like a nightmare😬
@@voice_0f_reasoni mean it still has breaks but this thing is dumb lmao
Now you can’t jump off this bike when it almost hit something.
So instead of a bike you can buy something thats 30% less compact, 70% slower, 80% less convenient, 90% more dangerous, and 100% makes you look like a goblin on 2 wheels
At least it makes it easier to spot the fools😂🤣😂
Humor. Arh!
Literally says it goes faster but ok.
@danielhernandez2575 its faster and further than walking and running, but its more "ergonomic and comfortable" than a pedal bike. It is not faster than a pedal bike.
@@danielhernandez2575it literally isn't, though. It's faster than walking but it cannot be faster than a normal bike
Skooma is a hell of a drug
😮 a man of culture I see. Well met traveler.
Khajiit has wares if you have the coin.
Sweet moon sugar
Skooma nuts LMAOOOOOOOO goteem
Hahahah spat out my water!
Them Germans were like, 'Let's take a bicycle and make it more impractical, more dangerous and more uncomfortable.'
also watched southpark but didnt want to go that far
That whacky German sense of humor
And more humilliating
Ah yes, that renowned German engineering I’m always hearing about.
How is it any of those things? Are you deaf?
It’s right up their with left handed cups, forks and spoons
And he was SHOCKED to find the patent unclaimed
Потому что кто-то придумал цепи😄👍
@@StroyKray 😂😂😂
There's no way this is more "ergonomic and comfortable...and travels faster than a bicycle"
I'd sure love to hear about the physics supporting that claim 😂
@@pro-socialsociopath769 Well, theoretically there's less energy lost when you just directly push off against the ground instead of relying on pedals and gears to move the wheels that then drag the bike over the ground.
The angle at which you'd be pushing off seems less than ideal though, and there's no way that hanging in that harnass is comfortable, the belt thingies are way too narrow for that, they'd feel like they're cutting into your skin.
@@snapgab Can't use your weight here. The reason bikes are effective is because you can output a lot more force downwards towards the ground than parallel it, and bikes translate that into forward acceleration. You can generate a lot more torque which can be converted to speed. The core design of the bike is already perfect in its simplicity.
@@snapgab You've never heard of leverage, have you? There's no way this is more efficient.
It's more ergonomic only in the sense that ur half leaning forward compared to someone sitting straight up, what they ignore is that u can also lean forward on a regular bike for same effect. I'd be a bullet going down hill on a bike because my butt would be right over my rear wheel and my chest would be on the seat so I had no air drag whatsoever.
The true cost is your self esteem as you willingly go out in public riding it, or rather have it ride you
😂😂😂
I remember how people ridiculed cyclists over a century ago exactly in the same way.
😂😂
@@brexitgreensYou must be quite old then
@@miguelpereira9859 Look into these eyes. They have seen things that you, people, wouldn't believe.
Best thing would be no harness but a seat to f'in sit. 😂
A perfect example of just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
This thing is the most unsafe thing out there. It leaves the head vulnerable while the person is strapped. Some ppl threw safety out the door with this thing. Traditional bikes are safer in that a person can jump off it in case of any horrendous situation arises. This thing makes one be trapped.
@@jdos5643Damn, u rigth
Ok cyberbully
the laugh is worth it tho
This bicycle can be used as a punishment for breaking traffic laws.
Im sure drunk drivers would hate this as their new transportation requirement... 😅😅😅😅
@@Art_Travel_and_Hobbys it's impossible to drunkdrive it 😂
I'm sure it would work
😂
Please make this law. Take notes politicians. Definately not an unusual form punishment.
the only bike I can draw from memory
😂😂😂😂
Lmao
°U°
And if you fall over, you're stuck in the device.
"ergonomic and comfortable" were not the first two words that came to mind
mine were "wedgie" and "vehicle"
@@freehand.underhand lol
That one southpark episode
@@freehand.underhand😂🤝
I'm pretty sure we all saw that man's crotch wedgie. If that is comfortable, then I'm concerned about what the narrator considers uncomfortable.
When you fix something that isn't broken.
When you brake something the only could of use a small fix.
I mean, it works like these bikes for 3year-olds, just normal bikes but without pedals.
It sure doesn’t look comfortable
But... I like it...
well, nothing is broken until something better is built
This is some Fred Flinstone level transportation.
Not Fred Flinstone 😂🤣😂🤣
This bike would create more problem than we already had 😢😰😥
Huge safety hazard, no chance of bailing. Plus if you hit a tree branch that would be headfirst.
This was the very first thing I noticed, I cannot believe more people did not notice this?
I guess there are a lot of people out there that never took any chances or did anything extreme on their bicycles and as such, they have no knowledge of the need to “bail out?!”
Plus the wheels could turn into grizzly bears that would accidentally drown you while they’re hunting for salmon in rivers.
@@turismofoegaming8806 after you spear into a car the bike then splits your rear end
@@kyleg508 You end up with a bicycle tire up your ass and one in your mouth!!!
Lol
I'm not sure I would ever want to bail on a bicycle. I would most likely want to either avoid impact or maybe turn into the impact, but just jumping off a moving bike on concrete or asphalt sounds like something I would be unlikely to do.
"Flying cars? Nah, we got walking bikes."
😂😂😂😂😂😅
Best reply yet. Rollin 😅
I did the same thing as a kid with a regular bike. When I walk with my friends and they didn't have their bikes I would just lean on my to counter balance the weight and have one foot a pedal and just kick with the opposite leg
Gotta give it to you win the comment section for today LMAO blue ribbon 🎀
Progress?
Yeah we went from pedaling and back to walking
The germans need to stop putting bdsm gear in their utility vehicles
Wild
Three kinds of German:
Drink overalls
Imperialist Nazi
Horny businessman
okay thats crazy
Nahhh
Lmfao
Your back would hurt after 10 mins. You need to be able to straighten up.
Could be manufactured by the Flintstones Automotive Company.
Yabba Dabba Doo
Not really, this requires a special kind of stupid.
FAC
Haaaa haaaa😂
😂
Rumor has it that just now, German engineers are also working on the worlds first seatless chair
Perhaps a rungless ladder next.
rumor said the engineer does'nt have any chair in his home.. even in toilet.. imagine how he poop.. 😂😂
It already exist. Has for a long time
😂😂😂 major breakthrough
They were called birthing chairs hundreds of years ago lol
Q: "Where are the brakes?"
A: "They're at the ends of your legs"
It does have brakes...
It has one Brake as far as I can tell
😂😂😂😂
Breaks are for pu$$ie$
you can literally see the brake disk things...
So 100% more dorky, dangerous, and inconvenient than a regular bike. Got it.
The most potent contraceptive ever created
😭😭😭
He should have been aborted.
Well then you're not using it right 😉
Guaranteed to make you less likely to have children by making you more likely to be avoided at all times.
@@thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786😂
"So, did you walk or ride your way up here??"
"Yes."
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This should be a form of punishment & humiliation for DUI drivers.
Lmao
Bro no comments let me fix that
🛑😘😎😂😀 just maybe a genius idea
You’re a narc
And the posture fits that cause sooo aptly
On the uphill you're walking for your life and on the downhill you're praying for your life
"with our design, you carry your bike on your back"
First picture has clear shots of disk breaks
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So, the bike is riding him?
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It must've been conceived during Oktoberfest.
Nice one :)
I'd buy FTX stock before I'd ride that thing.
I don’t think I’d want my head and neck between the frame like that in case of a accident
I know I was!
it's the definition of a "Schnapsidee"
A resolution to a nonexistent problem
Yup like communism.
@@AntilleanConfederationmore like reinventing the wheel… you took it a little far..
@@AntilleanConfederation Dude just had to bring politics into a bike video
@@rizizum sorry to trigger you Karly Marx
@@double_joseph327 are you a communist
That strap looks very uncomfortable and your going to have to be certain height to operate this thing.
This ain’t a bike, thats a ball strangulation device 😂
Hell yeah dude. Strap me in!!
My thoughts exactly
It was invented by a German so of course there’s an element of degeneracy to it.
The CBTransporter
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“The design is very human”
"You will now say a few words to explain your hu-man art!"
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"Very easy to use."
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it looks like what AI would design if you asked it for a bike - but never told it what a bike was.
The defenition of: "They're cooking, but no one is hungry"
More like they’re cooking to make people throw up
Who let bro cook?
i just made a similar comment and i did not see this one bruh now im contemplating whether to delete it or not
If it falls, you're strapped to it, I wouldn't have one
I can see this being used as a way to draw attention to yourself.
Ok but if you're in a horror movie and stuck in the middle of ni where and then the killer find u and you guys run after that u saw this bike for me I'll just accept fate 😂
My man reinvented a skateboard but added more embarassment.
This looks way more fun than bike. I doubt the more ergonomic claim, but if it is, then I ll get one given its ever going to be cheap as bikes
@@nodell8729no you’re not stfu
Gonna look like a clown riding that outside 😂😂😂
What??? How dare you compare skateboard with this ?
Skateboard is one of the best board sports if not the best and most popular, tell me you are ignorant without saying you are ignorant 🤡
*Me:* “Finally, my bike won’t get stolen”
**Gets kidnapped**
Lol 😂
*known for riding this thing... no ransom gets paid 😂
The Least compact personal transportation device invented
You no ride bicycle. Bicycle rides you.
Real ones will read this with an accent
So can we say that it's the most Russian bike?
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This is the equivalent of strapping a pencil to your index finger to write with
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Hey that worked great in elementary school
Why would you say that? You severely wron for saying that.
@@cakeandicecream1582 why not just rollerblade😂
@@BigGleemRecords is that the best you got? Come on, let’s hear what else you got.
I’m embarrassed just by knowing this exist.
I've lived over 60 years and sorry I've seen this finally in my lifetime. 😂
And that's how the Germans lost the war.
Congrats, Fliz. You managed to create a problem for a solution.
Free showers for Germans? Right?
"Goodmorning, I'm looking for something that makes me look like a dumbass"
"Say no more"
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lol
"But, do you have it in Yellow?"
@@EgregiousTony 😂
Just be an american. You don't need anything else
Nice anti-theft system built right into its very existence
Nobody will want to steal this thing to lose street cred while riding it 😂
@@maddog5100yeah looks like a torture machine 😂
Well I would
What if they Kidnap him along with the Bicycle?
Yeah you wouldn't steal this at the top of the hill
That's a Dr. Suess bike
The “Yabba Dabba Doo” Bike! 😂😂
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Yabba dabba damn it!
Kids of 90s will understand your comment. 😊
@@MrDirector88i dont care
This is without a doubt the least safe bike design I've ever seen. On a conventional bike, you can ditch off it if something dangerous is in front of you, or if someone hits you you'll go flying off it. This puts you at one with the body. You're absolutely toast if you get hit or need to evade something dangerous.
You'll probably break your neck too, if you fall in a certain way on it.
Yeah but it looks stupid enough to want to ride it lol
Easy. Don't get hit.
Direi che sarebbe impossibile non notare uno come lui per strada 😂 quindi molto probabilmente lo scanserebbero
The only device that allows you to half run, half walk, and look like a complete asshole all at the same time.
All of the comments were hilarious but this one made me laugh out loud.
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Lol 😂
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Pretty sure going no helmet on a motorcycle is safer
That's no damn bicycle, that is a adult walker.
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Adults use regular walkers though. Lol.
@@penmaster003lol they can’t it gotta be a huge man size walker 🤦🏾♂️🤣💀
We hereby find the defendant guilty and he will now be sentenced to the Bike of Shame
40 laps in the punishment velodrome!
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Death trap
😆😆😆!