Jake and Amir: Secretary

Jake is my secretary USUALLY. BUT. This week I switched it up a notch. Just a notch! Just a nacholol!

[@claytonthorrez9103]

I still use "dump this on the old googy cal" in my daily conversations.

[@devinpruitt9225]

No you don’t.

[@MadJack122]

@@devinpruitt9225 yes he does and so do I.

[@Fetidaf]

I’ve been saying that for years, I actually forgot it was from this 😂

[@jesusthroughmary]

Funny how Sam runs CollegeHumor now.

[@smokejc]

So funny, gosh.

[@TylerDurdenIsRad]

bad thelema

[@christianmccauley7340]

jesusthroughmary I think he might just be the boss character but I could be wrong.

[@grovepunk3520]

christian mccauley Nope he’s actually the president/CEO of the tv production wing of company

[@switchmaster64]

He’s the majority owner now lol

[@dsSLAY3R]

Houston ("house-ton") Street and Houston, TX are named after different people, hence why they are pronounced differently.

[@jesusthroughmary]

I appreciate this bit of knowledge

[@Wyzzkyd]

1:36 is just brilliant realism, I've never seen someone about to go on a subject be cut off like that in a scripted scene.

[@LawandOrderCyraxxVictimsUnit]

Definitely just forgot that line and put it in while he still could lol

[@maksiiiskam2]

Also at 1:25, Sam is about to ask that same question and interrupts himself.
"You know the... what special?"

[@psolo3]

Sam's "ok I put him through" after Amir's "Jake it is I, dinner through" is Gold

[@jrjubach]

"I'm hurting my own ears." LOL

[@xixmxp]

sam is a hell of an actor
i wish he playes more in hardly working videos

[@DrunkenLeprechaunPro]

"SAP! ...like a rabbit."
LOL

[@ChaelSonnen000]

idk why but Sam saying "put this motha(fucka) through brotha" kills me hard

[@StationOutlook]

Same that's my favorite part

[@runner9528]

the skin and the sauce

[@dragonreborn6488]

I love how at the end he's like, "GET THE F_ OUT!" And goes to tackle Amir.

[@Search4truth488]

+Dragon Reborn Well fucking done.

[@chetzalicious]

lmfao, "i'm just going to dump this on the old googie cal.."

[@ejoshcoron]

just gonna dump this on the old Googey cal

[@doodelay]

"Your gonna need to step.out of jake's offiiice...GTF!"
LMFAO

[@Zazzatron]

"So should I put this mothar through brothar?"

[@WieKnot]

"Sup! Like a rabbit."

[@gayvideos3808]

the GET THE FU- at the end really makes this video

[@Kenzaaa123]

Amir imitating sam at 0:46 has lived I. My head rent free for 2 weeks now. I had to find it again

[@WieKnot]

i like how jake knows just about everything about amir

[@chrokeii]

Dang!! I started watching these clips at 11:30 and i told myself I'd stop at midnight.. it's now 2:15 :(

[@Kaazikin]

The sups at the beginning kill me everytime

[@laurenandmaeve1026]

"Oooohhhhh you are gonna have to step out of jake's office" lmao

[@iPodRock3r]

"I'm not surprised. I'm sad"

[@superwoman9111]

always be stoned when watching jake and amir...cause they so damn funnier!!!

[@BlindSnipingPro]

I love how he's wearing a xbox mic.

[@SeraphsWitness]

I love these old ones with Sam.

[@brennab2697]

This is the one I haven’t seen. Been watching the series for years.

[@chilldude2239]

I feel like this is one of Jakes best performances, at least in the early stuff

[@tgkafg]

Funny how Sam fired both o' 'em

[@Harcix]

I had Jake and Amir on random playlist and the one before was: Jake and Amir: Jake's New Office :D

[@enniftea]

"I've been here the whole time"

[@Sh5h5h]

i like the ones that end well for Jake

[@SimplyJalyn]

HAHAHA Jake! That was brilliant!

[@VortexFlims]

amir, u just keep getten owned. lol.

[@HansenDing]

It does exist, it's a famous street in Manhattan and it's pronounced like "Howston" despite being spelt Houston.

[@RottedDollBaby]

that was Epic. love the ending

[@AddIsRad1]

I start most work meetings with a well pitched “SUP”

[@DrNSoos]

thats one of my favourite jake moments

[@mlmgrandproductions]

i am nay fucking coming!

[@feepque]

**Insert funny quote from the video we all just saw!**

[@docdarlin5491]

He was bread the whole time.

[@smcgrath14]

BAHAHAHA I AM NE FUCKING COMING!!!
ok that was one of the best ones yet

[@J___0926]

Imagine if they revealed at the end that they were like ten feet away from each other 😂😂😂

[@philip38505]

sam needs to be in more videos. hes really funny!

[@fyiiamthetf2fan]

That was the great use of one of collegehumour's rare uncensored "fuck"s

[@givemethelotion]

favourite jake and amir evah!

[@Hiimmlem]

Lol I love this one.

[@TheTrolliosis]

09-12, then also previously the years back to 07', as well as onwards to 15 (or did they end in 16? Whatever) were truly the golden years of J&A

[@LawandOrderCyraxxVictimsUnit]

Wdym ended 🤔🤔🤔

[@13luewine]

favorite Jake and Amir.

[@hellzBrother]

The end is goood xD

[@jimmy56100]

i dont like to be a tool and quote this but ' your gona need to step out of jakes office... GET THE FUCK'''' lol that me laugh really loud

[@ecrump10]

omg.i cryed laughing at the end when sam told amir 2 get the fuc out.lol

[@bboymyers3853]

lol i love the ending XD

[@WillyDudemanguyPalms]

hahahahahahahahahahahah, ended perfectly.

[@Flaccify]

Never smoke anything while watching jake and amir

[@hawiiandelight]

I love Jake and Amir

[@chloe4queen]

lmaooo so good

[@212121h]

nice move jake!!!

[@TimesNuRoman]

the new jakeandamir's are good but these old ones are classic

[@doingitwelldotbiz]

like a rabbit

[@NCL815]

TOO much procrastinating!!! this is the 66 episode of jake and amir that i have watched...
i gotta get a secretary myself... lol

[@Akinuto]

lmao shocker poster behind jake

[@xxSt0ne]

so should i put dis muddda through bruddaaaAaAAa

[@whatwayzup]

"sup!" like a rabbit.

[@Arkitrax]

Oh that's cool.

[@moete5]

Amir never agreed to jake's bet

[@Nemcoification]

Night would be Nite, but I'm lost on Dinner

[@epoch998]

Never drink anything while watching jake and amir

[@Mynamesnigel]

It has always been funny.

[@EDDELBUTTEL]

The skin and the sauce!

[@pratyushghosh5701]

That was good

[@Iamthedarkwizard]

well played

[@NicolasP200]

wow amir is so serious

[@Izaak247]

A skin in the sauce!!

[@rich1874]

Are they sitting across from each other? They keep looking over.. Makes it all the funnier..

[@cody32297]

God, I love Sam.

[@samuelborsellino2553]

I am NEH FUCKING COMING

[@alexamdermorra]

actually thats the correct pronunciation of Houston street in Manhattan

[@Kello1231]

"like a rabbit"
I miss old jake and amir.

[@iCoreyJames]

Sam should be included in more sketches.

[@mxmatt6120]

1:57 nice face Sam! ha

[@futtahsikk]

yessss

[@outlawkelb]

SSUUUPP!

[@DanceFloorJunkie]

classic.

[@mrpenguin1545]

i like how hes wearing an xbox 360 headset :P

[@kazakhmafia1]

lol jake said sup in the beginin

[@ImBeingQuiteFrank]

You're going to have to step out of Jake's office... *pause* Get the fuck ou-!

[@TheDatanet]

sam is awesome

[@shoesub]

im gonna get a job at mcdonalds just to hopefully meet amir,lol :P

[@ChristianDavis377]

Hahahahaha there's a hand showing a shocker in the background!!!

[@erinl898]

i am NAY. F**KING. COMING.

[@thesickandwounded]

like a rabit.. what rabbit says "SUP"

[@LadyInDrag]

That's an Xbox Mic Controller thingy Sam is wearing lol wow

[@gabbrtje]

HUH YOURE RIGHT

[@FunnyMustardMan]

Never smoke anything. Ever. DARE

[@ebonyfalta5281]

1:08 I AM NAY FUCKING COMING.

[@MrAFJones]

I wish Sam were in many more videos.

[@Lolmeph1]

yes

[@mansherlogsson]

Hauston!!

[@kazakhmafia1]

lol jake

[@BruBruLopes07]

Jake was referring to a street in NYC and it is pronounced as he said it.