I always thought he was slowly realizing he's gonna be with Amir for the rest of his life. Cause a "normal" friend sounds too depressing and boring to him. He's stuck with Amir forever.
Interestingly enough, Amir says "that's what I asked", which implies that someone asked him the would you rather question first. It's quite likely one of his coworkers asked him the question in the presence of another as a demonstration of how strange Amir is, and then Amir went and regurgitated it later in his usual fashion. It's the little details lol.
@@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr an infinite amount of bills would collapse the universe but money can and usually is just a number on a screen. The only way to “have” infinite money I think would be to have a bank account which was never checked.
@@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr Only if you assume you get all the infinite x at once. If instead it's an invite supply of x then you can just have a bag of x that refills as soon as you empty it. Ignoring conservation of energy that wouldn't break any laws of physics or cause a black hole
"Where to put your infinite money?" is a really good question. Physical currency is impossible. Digital currency or a bank would destroy the economy almost instantly.
Wrong, there isn't anywhere near an infinite supply of food. With the infinite chicken nuggets, you could end world hunger. You could probably have more fun with the infinite money, but in the long run the chicken nuggets would be able to help more people.
Morgan Meliment Not only that, but if you have an infinite amount of money then the inflation would render it worthless. It'd just be worthless paper. The chicken nuggets, however, are still nuggets no matter how many of them there are.
CanoasTC 1. There is no way an infinite amount of money can be worthless unless no one accepts u.s. bills. An infinite amount of bills worth $0.0001 each == an infinite amount of bills worth $1000 each. 2. if you put it in a bank, then yes there would be inflation. but if you keep it yourself and just spend it semi reasonably (like a rich person), then the inflation you cause would be unnoticable. With your money you could set up farms and give clean water to africa. It's unhealthy to live off of only chicken nuggets, thats why amir is dying of malnutrition, but the money would allow starving people to feed themselves a healthy diet. im sure if hungry people had the money to buy farms there would be no world hunger
I dunno, that happened in China and I'd still rather have infinite yen. Buy a bigole fortress and a bunch of rice terraces and sweat shops, that'd do me right.
lolPantsProductions If you have infinite amout of money, the problem of inflation does't play any role. Let's say that nuggets, despite their shorter expiration period than e.g. gold deposit are still good deposit cause infinite amout of nuggets will appear, but what is more predictible on the market - money, that are exchangable for goods by definition (thats what they're made for), or a nuggets being very specified commodity that people can get fed up with? And what if infinite amount of nugget would be actual, not potential, so you would get them all at the same moment? They would all expire at the same time, so you'll end up with infinite amount of expired chicken nuggets. Leave alone storing the actual infinity of nuggets, which in case of money can be easily solved by putting "∞" on your bank account.
Siersciuch Siersciuchowsky What? Why are you trying to discuss where to store an infinite amount of chicken nuggets or even the expiration date for that matter, if you were to get an infinite amount of anything all at once you would die... Everything would be destroyed. And as for a commodity that people get fed up with, chicken nuggets have been commonly sold for probably hundreads of years and they will continue to, I don't think that would be of any worry.
lolPantsProductions Yeah, I was just making a joke with them expiring all at the same time, but appearing to be serious consideration, thought it would be funny. BUT - how about this: this kind of event, being given an actual infinity of nuggets all at the same time, it would probably be done by some higher inteligent being, so it depends - if it was a mean genie, he would take your wish litterally on purpose and destroy the universe by large mass input, BUT it could also be a non-mean genie that would understand that you want to have infinity of nuggets AND exist, so he would space them out throught the space in a way it doesnt rapidly change gravitaional harmony and a way you could take them. Or not, the wish should be more specified, lol
+lolPantsProductions You're wrong in saying having an infinity nuggets would be a problem. Just have one infinitely long chain of nuggets held together by toothpicks going off infinitely into space. Pull one off the end whenever you need to.
I think chain would collapse along it's axis, since there would be infinite mass coming from both sides due to gravitaion, just like two baseballs would come together, but very slowly and without any other influence.
if i had infinite amount of money and inflation hit....the value will be lost or the currency can be useless.......but infinite food and i will be a freaking king!!!!!!.......air is smarter
Except if you have an infinite amount of money then that drops the value of that money to zero which makes it so you can't buy a single chicken nugget. Checkmate, Amir was right
Not really, as long as Jake does not spend literal tens of billions in a year he will have a negligible impact on the overall Inflation of the US Markets. Remember Kids, its not the money in existence that causes inflation, its that money chasing a restricted supply of goods.
I like how Jake slowly realizes Amir is a sociopath during that "normal person" routine
I always thought he was slowly realizing he's gonna be with Amir for the rest of his life. Cause a "normal" friend sounds too depressing and boring to him. He's stuck with Amir forever.
It took you that long?
Amir's a really really good actor
Rupert Cornholio I know
Rupert Cornholio NICE TRY, AMIR!
Rupert Cornholio So is Jake.
All the reoccurring guest stars Jake and Amir have had over the years went on to do big things. Hope they get a big break too
"Where would you put your infinity nuggets?"
"In mah stomach."
I miss this good writing.
luis college humor sucks now
Straight up👆
That moment when he realizes Amir is completely capable of being normal but chooses not to.
I love that amir pronounces "Thursday" as if he was proud of finding the most 'normal' day.
It is though, it's a weekday with the least personality
@@glorbrmorbr3175 "the least personality" hilarious man. I'm taking that if ya don't mind.
Followed pretty quickly with "would you rather hump a moose?" makes it so much funniernlol
This kind of puts Jake and Amir in perspective. How boring would this show be/life if people were like his impersonation.
At the end of the day Amir isn't afraid to be himself and different to everyone else.
Interestingly enough, Amir says "that's what I asked", which implies that someone asked him the would you rather question first. It's quite likely one of his coworkers asked him the question in the presence of another as a demonstration of how strange Amir is, and then Amir went and regurgitated it later in his usual fashion. It's the little details lol.
hey fuck you man
Garmec Or 'that's what I asked' as in that's what I am asking you Jake.
+Sophie Jackson lol that makes no sense. It obviously means Amir had previously questioned this.
Need that lost episode.
kind of a dumb way to come to this conclusion, but this would make a lot of sense
after a decade of watching Jake and Amir i don’t think i’ve ever seen this one. so happy.
scariest episode of the series
Lmao why is this scary
That was spot tf on
Amir is so good in this but we can’t over look the fact that this is a ‘one take Jake’
god amir is so impressive
wooooow ive been watching these for like 4 years now and i was sure i had seen every single J&A... now i guess i have.
I think Jake likes Amir more when he's doing an impression of a normal guy
A big DEAD moose??
i'm willing to bet that almost all of this was improv, tbh. which is really cool
Very doubtful, Amir must have practiced that normal person bit for a while
If you put an "Infinite amount of money" in to a bank account I'm sure you would recieve a swift visit by the IRS.
pretty sure an infinity amount of anything would collapse our planet and probably entire universe into a black hole.
@@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr an infinite amount of bills would collapse the universe but money can and usually is just a number on a screen. The only way to “have” infinite money I think would be to have a bank account which was never checked.
You say that, but billionaires don't pay any tax so why would the IRS bother an infinity-aire
@@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr
Only if you assume you get all the infinite x at once. If instead it's an invite supply of x then you can just have a bag of x that refills as soon as you empty it. Ignoring conservation of energy that wouldn't break any laws of physics or cause a black hole
0:47 straight up to heaven
He’s just so normal
This is so good oh my god
"Where to put your infinite money?" is a really good question. Physical currency is impossible. Digital currency or a bank would destroy the economy almost instantly.
This episode is legit!
These deserve way more views. Awesome videos :)
Wow! I dont remember this one.....! Weird I thought I'd seen every single episode yo
now do Andy bloom
Jake lost it at 2:13 hahhahahaa
im pretty happy about finding this video, been searching. Love this channel
ONE TAKE JAKE
holy shittt he sounds like a regular person
One take Jjkaey
Underrated comment
You da real MVP
Normal spongebob be like
what about a bad amount of money?
Jack's face, its like he gonna cry or something XD
wu EJ he was trying not to laugh
Put in that much money into a bank account the irs is gonna come for ya hmmmm all the sudden Jake's not so chill
An infinite amount of any currency is the same as an infinite amount of any other currency, as there is an exchange rate.
I'd rather the infinite nuggets because the money would cause extreme inflation making it worthless
Amir and Nat Wolff. Related?
Gillyweeds Thirtyfour he did say “For the wolf”
one take jake
So inflation tho because if he had infinite money... also the world would break from the pressure lol
Would you rather have a million dollars or a billion portable BBQs?
One take Jjkae
this is fucking genius lol
these video descriptions
wow how have i never seen this one?
So tight
ikr
Mordecai and rigby
Yes. Yes it would. I just miss rational Jake, is all.
Is all what?
Wouldn't having infinite money mean you could buy an Infinite amount of chicken nuggets?
Wow how did you figure that out?
Congratulations! You're 2 IQ points smarter than Amir!
Wrong, there isn't anywhere near an infinite supply of food. With the infinite chicken nuggets, you could end world hunger. You could probably have more fun with the infinite money, but in the long run the chicken nuggets would be able to help more people.
Morgan Meliment Not only that, but if you have an infinite amount of money then the inflation would render it worthless. It'd just be worthless paper. The chicken nuggets, however, are still nuggets no matter how many of them there are.
CanoasTC 1. There is no way an infinite amount of money can be worthless unless no one accepts u.s. bills. An infinite amount of bills worth $0.0001 each == an infinite amount of bills worth $1000 each. 2. if you put it in a bank, then yes there would be inflation. but if you keep it yourself and just spend it semi reasonably (like a rich person), then the inflation you cause would be unnoticable. With your money you could set up farms and give clean water to africa. It's unhealthy to live off of only chicken nuggets, thats why amir is dying of malnutrition, but the money would allow starving people to feed themselves a healthy diet. im sure if hungry people had the money to buy farms there would be no world hunger
you're so smart
I love amir
I dunno, that happened in China and I'd still rather have infinite yen. Buy a bigole fortress and a bunch of rice terraces and sweat shops, that'd do me right.
I would buy the bank with the money
Take chicken nuggets and sell them, that way you become rich avoiding the risk of inflation.
lolPantsProductions If you have infinite amout of money, the problem of inflation does't play any role. Let's say that nuggets, despite their shorter expiration period than e.g. gold deposit are still good deposit cause infinite amout of nuggets will appear, but what is more predictible on the market - money, that are exchangable for goods by definition (thats what they're made for), or a nuggets being very specified commodity that people can get fed up with? And what if infinite amount of nugget would be actual, not potential, so you would get them all at the same moment? They would all expire at the same time, so you'll end up with infinite amount of expired chicken nuggets. Leave alone storing the actual infinity of nuggets, which in case of money can be easily solved by putting "∞" on your bank account.
Siersciuch Siersciuchowsky What? Why are you trying to discuss where to store an infinite amount of chicken nuggets or even the expiration date for that matter, if you were to get an infinite amount of anything all at once you would die... Everything would be destroyed. And as for a commodity that people get fed up with, chicken nuggets have been commonly sold for probably hundreads of years and they will continue to, I don't think that would be of any worry.
lolPantsProductions Yeah, I was just making a joke with them expiring all at the same time, but appearing to be serious consideration, thought it would be funny. BUT - how about this: this kind of event, being given an actual infinity of nuggets all at the same time, it would probably be done by some higher inteligent being, so it depends - if it was a mean genie, he would take your wish litterally on purpose and destroy the universe by large mass input, BUT it could also be a non-mean genie that would understand that you want to have infinity of nuggets AND exist, so he would space them out throught the space in a way it doesnt rapidly change gravitaional harmony and a way you could take them. Or not, the wish should be more specified, lol
+lolPantsProductions You're wrong in saying having an infinity nuggets would be a problem. Just have one infinitely long chain of nuggets held together by toothpicks going off infinitely into space. Pull one off the end whenever you need to.
I think chain would collapse along it's axis, since there would be infinite mass coming from both sides due to gravitaion, just like two baseballs would come together, but very slowly and without any other influence.
why would you think he is an american?
if i had infinite amount of money and inflation hit....the value will be lost or the currency can be useless.......but infinite food and i will be a freaking king!!!!!!.......air is smarter
Clearly says from United States.
they have way more views
this guy just reuploaded the originals
The originals were the best, back when Amir was weird and Jake was relatively normal. I hate that they've shifted the characters so much.
would you rather hump a moose
Except if you have an infinite amount of money then that drops the value of that money to zero which makes it so you can't buy a single chicken nugget. Checkmate, Amir was right
Not really, as long as Jake does not spend literal tens of billions in a year he will have a negligible impact on the overall Inflation of the US Markets. Remember Kids, its not the money in existence that causes inflation, its that money chasing a restricted supply of goods.
@@Jatischar
Bold of you to assume Jake has even a modicum of self control
terrible quality.... please upload your own vids