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  • Опубликовано: 6 ноя 2024

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  • @jordanshanks5340
    @jordanshanks5340  3 года назад +35

    Give me your god damn money - www.patreon.com/jordanshanks

    • @ZendegiLeonard
      @ZendegiLeonard 3 года назад +1

      Tony Robins Tier it is then.

    • @AdrianTwarog
      @AdrianTwarog 3 года назад +2

      I might do this today, been watching your content for yonks, and it even inspired me to start up my own chan, you filter through the rap and provide the sap!

    • @leonardkylegibbons8568
      @leonardkylegibbons8568 3 года назад

      Shut up and take my money

  • @seraphina9973
    @seraphina9973 3 года назад +208

    I dont like this. The camera quality is too high. He looks too lucid and not like a gremlin living in my dungeon. Thank you

    • @fumblefungus1061
      @fumblefungus1061 3 года назад +3

      I've been on the Internet for a while and I can diagnose your problem: far, far too many pixels.

    • @hjyryui
      @hjyryui 3 года назад +4

      agreed but unironically

    • @BIRDSKINMASK
      @BIRDSKINMASK 3 года назад +2

      I just watch his videos on 144p to solve that issue

    • @jenniferschmitzer299
      @jenniferschmitzer299 3 года назад

      @@demun6065 but i like him. do i have hate his haircut?

    • @Cheuslove
      @Cheuslove 3 года назад

      LOL i was like.. the camera quality is off..... it's too good for this channel

  • @InquisitorKryptman
    @InquisitorKryptman 3 года назад +47

    Omg he's gonna release a Warhammer vlog!

  • @Wagon_Lord
    @Wagon_Lord 3 года назад +50

    I've wasted so much time playing with legos when I should've been building ZOIDS

    • @fumblefungus1061
      @fumblefungus1061 3 года назад +9

      Rather, think of it as investing time spent studying architecture instead of ROBOTICS

    • @crookedwiretap89
      @crookedwiretap89 3 года назад +2

      That’s a cool fucken duck

  • @Italian_Isaac_Clarke
    @Italian_Isaac_Clarke 3 года назад +10

    For the people who suffered great traumas in the past the "thing to do" that is not a waste of time (but that feels like so) is to piece themselves together. It will feel like you're doing nothing, but in fact you either do that or, sooner or later, you'll break down.

    • @jenniferschmitzer299
      @jenniferschmitzer299 3 года назад +1

      im disintegrating right now. my main thing at the moment is watching fine arts restorers do their thing. its soothing.

    • @Italian_Isaac_Clarke
      @Italian_Isaac_Clarke 3 года назад +1

      @@jenniferschmitzer299 Yes.
      The sad thing about reality is that you can focus on yourself just if you have some sustainment, be it you yourself working, family, a charity or something (depending on your situation) so just some can do such thing.
      To "repair yourself" you first detach from the thing that causes trauma, then you spend some time to relax and then you have to introspect and/or get therapy. Skip the last part and the trauma will never be less powerful in your life.

    • @jenniferschmitzer299
      @jenniferschmitzer299 3 года назад

      @@Italian_Isaac_Clarke so how do i go about this. i've got all the mental health help in the world (i know, i lucked out and those people are so helpful) yet i just cant find my groove/doohickey/thingo
      Jordan talks about the libs a lot (and labor) and i am a person whose parents were heavily involved in politics in the 80s-90s ffs my dad was on the state executive .. my childhood memories are of handing out how to votes, annoying the scrutineers, election night parties were the best. but fraught with anticipation after 6pm when polling booths closed and we all wanted to know how each area went (grew up in werriwa electorate.. livo girl) that was my life. i know id make a good pollies wife, i know how that works but i dont know me

    • @Italian_Isaac_Clarke
      @Italian_Isaac_Clarke 3 года назад +1

      @@jenniferschmitzer299 ruclips.net/video/kf3Err9MvDg/видео.html
      In short: if you don't know yourself you have to walk forwards, be it literally and/or figuratively.
      I've no idea what you were talking about your childhood or even if you meant something over 9 years old as being a kid, but one thing is constant among humans: if you want to grow you need to experience different things (absolutely not endorsing drugs here). Doesn't matter what state you are in, if doing something that creates something else makes you happy that may be a part of "you".
      I think you're a woman from the way that you addressed yourself, so hear me out:
      if you want to have a traditional-style life you can, but just if that would make you happy. I've been depressed since I was 11 and lost my faith too, but since since a young person has so much time ahead of itself and still doesn't and can't know enough about the world I just kept on going and just now, ten years later, I am finally able to take a breather. What I'm getting at is tl;dr yes, you still have a lot of life ahead of yourself, so don't do anything unreversable until you're completely sure that that's what you want.
      I don't have a script with me so I'm gonna close it with this: if you didn't have time to grow then you have to postpone it, but it'll never be as if the past never happened. A stunned plant can still be beautiful, even if smaller (this meaning that you're not less of a person, but that a traumatic past leaves scars, always, and we've to live with them).
      If you want more help don't ask strangers on the internet, more even on a public platform. Seek help, professional one, if you need to. Jordies misses the ball when it comes to proper depression so don't feel like a failure if "JuSt SmIlE mOrE!" doesn't work; keep yourself physically active, even in a gym, to keep a good body, because the vicious cycle of "having a bad body/being ill and unable to act normally" which fuels depression and depression that makes you "neglect your body/become ill" is a nasty one, basically impossible to escape from alone.
      Keep active, make yourself a temple, live, find people with which you can make true connections and then you will be able to truly be happy.
      Houses ain't build in a week and anyone who promises you to build a Tower of Babel just wants to harm you.
      Have good times.

    • @Italian_Isaac_Clarke
      @Italian_Isaac_Clarke 3 года назад

      @@jenniferschmitzer299 Ah, yes, it may sound like ass advice, but for real: watch the original evangelion TV show and Movie and then read Attack on Titan.
      They're stories, not children entertainment. They'll give you insight onto yourself and knowledge of others and the world.

  • @Biozombie72
    @Biozombie72 3 года назад +1

    it feel like that the camera has gotten better but the audio has gotten worse. C'mon jordies, I play this shit in the background while I'm doing other stuff. Spend the money on a decent microphone.

  • @advictoriams
    @advictoriams 3 года назад +7

    I honestly don't think I've wasted my time. Sure, I've been sidelined as f**k, and getting back into the swing of stuff takes time sometimes. But nah, I don't think I've wasted my life.

  • @CptFartSparkles01
    @CptFartSparkles01 3 года назад +14

    Does spending 5 hours of my day watching Jordan count as wasting time?

  • @spike101iscool
    @spike101iscool 3 года назад +4

    The REAL Law of Attraction is getting a Tony Robins ad on a Jordies video

  • @starksanchez3812
    @starksanchez3812 3 года назад +5

    "Sooooo... ARGH sdoikjfsodif" I laughed so hard. Thanks Jordie.

  • @frissonsknives
    @frissonsknives 3 года назад +1

    Man i love how much you talk about jim rohn and brian tracey

  • @acevelevski9992
    @acevelevski9992 3 года назад

    Anyone else have a tony Roberts ad before the video started?

  • @Ameliaatefudge
    @Ameliaatefudge 3 года назад +1

    Watched this whole vid while playing video games. Thanks jordies.

  • @robnewman5329
    @robnewman5329 3 года назад

    This is 2 positives from my life, never did drugs or played games

  • @dougieboxell6505
    @dougieboxell6505 3 года назад

    Eckhart Tolle impersonation rocks

  • @Palooka37
    @Palooka37 3 года назад +8

    That habit you're suggesting I form is exactly why I am in therapy. I'm not sure it's something you should aim to hone - asking yourself what you should be doing all the time often leads to you feeling fucking miserable and anxious. But that's just my 2 cents. Also They Live isn't a masterpiece but it's not crap. :)

  • @the1barbarian781
    @the1barbarian781 3 года назад +5

    Forgot to mention panthera

  • @angusferguson6393
    @angusferguson6393 3 года назад +4

    Jordan: Eckhart Tolle is really slow at saying stuff
    Also Jordan *2:35*

  • @dippy9119
    @dippy9119 3 года назад +9

    I set goals, worked hard to achieve them, and got there. I then felt deeply, deeply unsatisfied. Achieving my goals did not give me anywhere near the amount of satisfaction I thought it would. Thoughts?

    • @kymlardnerofficial
      @kymlardnerofficial 3 года назад

      The unexamined life is a life half lead.

    • @HighwaytoHoserville
      @HighwaytoHoserville 3 года назад +1

      The goals are just your aim. The true living is to understand the process, and setting goals that allow you to exist in the process. If you achieved your goals, set more. aim higher. The journey is the important part

  • @leannebowron9014
    @leannebowron9014 2 года назад

    Thank you for the kick up the ass at the right in a way that the penny dropped in me. My resistance has been strong even though I was raised on this stuff. You should see my library. May the force be with you . Cheers, a gen X er.

  • @erikgenerik9070
    @erikgenerik9070 3 года назад +2

    11.16 You're referring to John Carpenter's "They Live".

  • @bradleypalmer9953
    @bradleypalmer9953 3 года назад +1

    Lots of video games, lots of political RUclips, and a bunch of media critiques. I guess I've learnt a thing or two about narrative and story structure. Good thing I have a talent for writing that I can hone. Now comes the discipline of actually doing the thing

    • @fumblefungus1061
      @fumblefungus1061 3 года назад +1

      Good luck! The disciplined approach is the [fun + hard] part.

  • @christinas8782
    @christinas8782 3 года назад +3

    everytime you name drop a self help expert I always look into them - thanks!

  • @jdsd4580
    @jdsd4580 3 года назад +6

    im still waiting on more warhammer bruz

  • @kitsoonielol
    @kitsoonielol 3 года назад

    That intro made me question if Jordan is stalking me

  • @minksrule2196
    @minksrule2196 3 года назад

    I guess I have developed a skill or 2 by playing the same endless running game on my phone every day for 6 years. Still trying to work out how those skills are going to help me though

  • @drifter402
    @drifter402 3 года назад

    Just made me wish I didn't become additced to the internet as opposed to my previous addiction which was gaming

  • @JuzzyQ7
    @JuzzyQ7 3 года назад

    I play video games as an entertainer 😅

  • @hilliard665
    @hilliard665 3 года назад +1

    My chilling is gardening and watching shit like this on RUclips.... Soooooo

  • @xahedi
    @xahedi 3 года назад +2

    Hey give us a booklist on media and censorship or else

    • @plyalex
      @plyalex 3 года назад

      Checked his Goodreads group?

  • @MoonDoon
    @MoonDoon 3 года назад +3

    blue pill = play video games // red pill = do computer games

  • @paradoxcamel
    @paradoxcamel 3 года назад

    Sweet, I'm not the only one who thought They Live was "meh".

  • @BwibbleMan
    @BwibbleMan 3 года назад +11

    jordies you better get da camera back.

  • @thirdsheye2902
    @thirdsheye2902 3 года назад

    Hey Jordie can you make a video summating Eckhart Tolle's main points from his books, as I have read The Power of Now but it was at times difficult to distil the relevant ideas and lessons from the jargon.

  • @daveh6319
    @daveh6319 3 года назад

    What was that boardgame you used to sit around and play by yourself. Somthing with a bridge?

  • @minksrule2196
    @minksrule2196 3 года назад

    My high score on flappy bird is 588 but I honestly don't think that's going to get me anywhere

  • @chugggs3516
    @chugggs3516 3 года назад +2

    I love the "soo" "NOOO"

  • @eveeehr
    @eveeehr 3 года назад +1

    i miss the goblin aesthetic

  • @moonelie
    @moonelie 3 года назад +19

    This new camera sucks. You look like you're an extra in Bruce Almighty, like one of the interns in gods office.
    Better find that old Kmart or i'm not going to smash that like button as hard as I usually do.

  • @benjigp9305
    @benjigp9305 3 года назад

    10/10 for that Eckhart tolle impersonation

  • @vankram1552
    @vankram1552 3 года назад +1

    Upload podcast to youtube

  • @Annika1107
    @Annika1107 3 года назад +4

    So many people patting themselves on the back for recognising they waste time and rewarding themselves for the hefty effort of recognising it with more chilling and time-wasting 🙃

    • @obnoxiousvf
      @obnoxiousvf 3 года назад +3

      Dangerous thing about self-help: consuming content, feeling like you're doing something and not actually doing anything.

    • @FabledEnd
      @FabledEnd 3 года назад

      Some stalks are stronger than others when the winds blow

    • @fumblefungus1061
      @fumblefungus1061 3 года назад

      Hey, no calling us on our bullshit! :-)

  • @greaviosgreave7671
    @greaviosgreave7671 3 года назад

    8:10 arghh why jordan

  • @loomhigh
    @loomhigh 3 года назад +1

    I never thought that one of my most valuable skills would be attained by making meme comics about Google Plus on Microsoft PowerPoint.

  • @KillaManZilla
    @KillaManZilla 3 года назад

    your//ones ego is your biggest professional risk.

  • @Varmint111
    @Varmint111 3 года назад

    Return of the Camera or bust

  • @luxither7354
    @luxither7354 3 года назад

    I think the only time it is okay to waste time is when you're in high school. Outside of basic study, school and a job, there's not really a whole lot you can do in comparison to the rest of your life, of which you can majorly change your predicament or improve yourself massively. Not saying that you shouldn't, as there are many great skills you should learn at this time of your life such as fundamental social skills with the same and opposite gender as well as what you're going to do with yourself after high school. Beyond that, there's not a lot that needs to be done or can be done, outside of a part time job, studying and school work.

  • @zaneleblond3614
    @zaneleblond3614 3 года назад +8

    Please just buy a cheap phone to record this stuff, high res Jordie makes me worried something bads going to happen haha

  • @sydneybookdrop8145
    @sydneybookdrop8145 3 года назад

    Jordan out here complaining that Eckhart Tolle talks too slow but he doesn't know I watch all these videos on 2x speed 😳

  • @TimBeauBennett
    @TimBeauBennett 3 года назад +2

    More bachelor plz

  • @jayden793
    @jayden793 3 года назад

    White

  • @BrettAndrews_201
    @BrettAndrews_201 3 года назад

    wtf I thought 'someday isle' was Tony Robbins? My life has been a lie!

  • @jenniferschmitzer299
    @jenniferschmitzer299 3 года назад

    nooooooo.. i don't wanna write stuff down. its too... permanent.
    im very good at picking stuff out of patterns, very quick with decision making(as long as its not about me) ive never got into the gaming thing. i know i could, but going to tin soldier and the comic book shop when i was younger put me off.. cos ewwwwww you're a girl.. wtf are you here.. my younger brother is a gamer and plays stuff at night in northern hemisphere time. I'm also good at people on a surface level that reaches down the lower intestine and yoinks it out.. i spose ive helped people in the past but im at a loss with me. so there you go. thank you jordan for reminding me how fecked i am

  • @imogenguiney8137
    @imogenguiney8137 3 года назад

    Type A...DHD

  • @riverendnet
    @riverendnet 3 года назад

    "Inside joke gumbo"?
    OR inside joke Russian dolls?

  • @eonnoe
    @eonnoe 3 года назад

    Gotta find a goal first.

    • @FabledEnd
      @FabledEnd 3 года назад

      Its not the destination. All roads lead to Rome..... and Rome wasn't built in one day

  • @JackieChandler69
    @JackieChandler69 3 года назад +1

    No I won't.

    • @FabledEnd
      @FabledEnd 3 года назад

      Seems you are good at that

    • @JackieChandler69
      @JackieChandler69 3 года назад

      @@FabledEnd I am the best.

    • @FabledEnd
      @FabledEnd 3 года назад

      @@JackieChandler69 mais tu parles français, considérant que tu es le meilleur

    • @JackieChandler69
      @JackieChandler69 3 года назад

      @@FabledEnd No, io non parlo francese, ma io sono il migliore comunque.

    • @FabledEnd
      @FabledEnd 3 года назад

      @@JackieChandler69 with a name like bonjorno one can only assume

  • @Huydn6
    @Huydn6 3 года назад +7

    2/10 not low enough quality camera

  • @extensionsorbit7727
    @extensionsorbit7727 3 года назад +2

    First?

  • @BuzzYear10
    @BuzzYear10 3 года назад

    Nu camera bad

  • @goatsinclose920
    @goatsinclose920 3 года назад

    hello

  • @hilliard665
    @hilliard665 3 года назад +1

    He is literally a talking head

  • @antfireboy9952
    @antfireboy9952 3 года назад

    can u just use the camera on your nokia this is to high qual its weird

  • @mikenolan3060
    @mikenolan3060 3 года назад +2

    Ill give ya 5 bucks a video if you give me fiddy bucks every time you say SO

  • @Blokniper
    @Blokniper 3 года назад

    liked for the shit half life pun

  • @nudayproductions3239
    @nudayproductions3239 3 года назад

    Totally stopped using sooooooo. Because I can't unhear your hipster voice Everytime i type it

  • @requiemforsolace
    @requiemforsolace 3 года назад

    I have some self help advice for you Jordies. When the time comes embrace the bald. The clock is ticking and you will know when the time comes. Do it before a major transition in your life (new job, end of relationship, etc).

  • @driver3025
    @driver3025 3 года назад

    I can’t listen to a Bloke wearing a full face of makeup. Sorry but it’s like that.

  • @paulvenn4447
    @paulvenn4447 3 года назад

    Wait this isn't the Kmart camera wtf unsubbed

  • @Yeah_Nahhh
    @Yeah_Nahhh 3 года назад

    Keep the shitty res camera please and thank you

  • @phayknaim2711
    @phayknaim2711 3 года назад

    What a miserable way to live