Strangers Guess Each Other's Body Count

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @AkselDraws
    @AkselDraws 3 года назад +6463

    Cody looks like a guy who is considering quitting smoking weed before he’s even started.

    • @pr3ye
      @pr3ye 3 года назад +42

      you’re wrong for that 😭

    • @alanortega4869
      @alanortega4869 3 года назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @ItsNotBushWeek
      @ItsNotBushWeek 3 года назад +11

      Made my day, bless you

    • @beniminxz9725
      @beniminxz9725 3 года назад +4

      best comment 😹😹😹

    • @hiinsanity
      @hiinsanity 3 года назад +7

      Nah he’d definitely use puff bars

  • @Rohan2698
    @Rohan2698 3 года назад +2966

    Cody is almost done with his metamorphosis into Kelsey

  • @Masha-jf1lz
    @Masha-jf1lz 3 года назад +4282

    He looks like a guy who sells vegan bar soaps at farmers markets

  • @thegaminghero2201
    @thegaminghero2201 2 года назад +2296

    "You're a virgin because you're feet are out like that"
    Meanwhile directly behind them there's a guy with +1,500 that is standing the exact same way.

    • @MrBlipman
      @MrBlipman 2 года назад +120

      Yeah idk that guy with 1500+ is wack asf. That guy attracts all the wrong kind of people I feel like lol. He has an ad on every site that exists.

    • @ehyzen
      @ehyzen 2 года назад +2

      @@MrBlipman wym he has an ad?

    • @taylorbates4742
      @taylorbates4742 2 года назад +69

      @@ehyzen As in like, he has posts looking for partners on Tinder, Bumble, Craigslist, etc.... He's just out there looking for it everywhere. There's not really anything wrong with that though if that's the lifestyle you choose to live

    • @taylorbates4742
      @taylorbates4742 2 года назад +1

      @That Guy I mean, Wilt Chamberlain admitted to having sex with over 20,000 women.

    • @taylorbates4742
      @taylorbates4742 2 года назад +17

      @That Guy So being a celebrity makes having sex with thousands of people okay, but if you or I do it then we have something wrong with us?.... Yeah, because that totally makes sense.

  • @kaylie2496
    @kaylie2496 3 года назад +16601

    cody looks like the guy who brings a guitar everywhere

    • @everychannel1025
      @everychannel1025 3 года назад +129

      And brags about owning all the R.E.M CDs

    • @Ohbubbano
      @Ohbubbano 3 года назад +13

      Then godbless him

    • @appaple2937
      @appaple2937 3 года назад +97

      all he can play is riptide

    • @teymen1978
      @teymen1978 3 года назад +42

      Or a yoga mat

    • @stephanietan2384
      @stephanietan2384 3 года назад +54

      the only song he knows is wonderwall

  • @anna-tz5up
    @anna-tz5up 3 года назад +6103

    the way almost everyone's comment starts with "cody looks like" LMAO

    • @Punkini
      @Punkini 3 года назад +8

      Because it’s bad man

  • @nidasimsek3227
    @nidasimsek3227 3 года назад +16496

    cody looks like he goes backpacking in south america to find himself

    • @mimiel9982
      @mimiel9982 3 года назад +59

      Very accurate

    • @milliondollarcarol
      @milliondollarcarol 3 года назад +33

      LMAOOOOO

    • @rVnsunshine
      @rVnsunshine 3 года назад +161

      YES. I couldn’t place it. He looks just like this guy in my anthropology class who never would shut up about how he went to Argentina. He even had the tea cup and he would bring it to every class and sip at it
      Lmao we were taking 101 level classes but he always would say “I’m gonna do my thesis on Argentina”

    • @MKluvsToronto
      @MKluvsToronto 3 года назад +32

      Except he did it in Asia 😂😂😂

    • @ximenamaldonadomayans655
      @ximenamaldonadomayans655 3 года назад +4

      @@rVnsunshine guampa and bombilla hahah

  • @Meanie74
    @Meanie74 2 года назад +1858

    Honestly the virgin seemed like the most secure person there. Doesn’t care about clothes or hair or thousands of people potentially mocking him online, because he knows what he’s about. He legitimately is confident in his decision to be a virgin. Good on him

    • @romanzlatov1856
      @romanzlatov1856 Год назад +138

      Yeah, 100%. He’s being shamed for something that was normal for our society as little as 60 years ago

    • @soulbreakerthelastmanalive
      @soulbreakerthelastmanalive Год назад +25

      That's a great kid he will go far.

    • @breerea9928
      @breerea9928 Год назад +71

      I mean, dude with 1,500+ seemed the exact same way so I wouldn't say he's the only one.

    • @soulbreakerthelastmanalive
      @soulbreakerthelastmanalive Год назад +31

      @@breerea9928 He's banging out 1500+ is just sick.

    • @breerea9928
      @breerea9928 Год назад +13

      @@soulbreakerthelastmanalive no? According to you? Lol

  • @moonycanwatch
    @moonycanwatch 3 года назад +6293

    Cody looks like the guy too old to be working in a waterpark that gives dating advice to 14 year olds

    • @huts965
      @huts965 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/-2ac0hFLQEY/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/-2ac0hFLQEY/видео.html

    • @MSalvadorStudios
      @MSalvadorStudios 3 года назад +3

      lol

    • @Riveya555
      @Riveya555 3 года назад +55

      To specific

    • @ethanbarnes3847
      @ethanbarnes3847 3 года назад +14

      Underrated comment

    • @clairebeatrice596
      @clairebeatrice596 3 года назад +20

      You mean the movie the way way back?

  • @amishmafia4751
    @amishmafia4751 3 года назад +2422

    Cody looks like the guy who says "she's has an amazing soul but we didn't vibe as humans" about his exes.

  • @mortmort97
    @mortmort97 3 года назад +6128

    “You attract a smaller subset of people”
    He called him ugly straight to his face 😭

    • @stefan1998
      @stefan1998 3 года назад +215

      i think it was cause he’s gay

    • @cannedpeaches843
      @cannedpeaches843 3 года назад +733

      that’s literally the most polite way to say ‘youre ugly’ i’ve ever heard, i’m adding that to my vocabulary

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho 3 года назад +144

      That's exactly what I was thinking, how rude!

    • @bucketstuck7137
      @bucketstuck7137 3 года назад +37

      @@cannedpeaches843 repertoire of phrasings*

    • @huts965
      @huts965 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/-2ac0hFLQEY/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/-2ac0hFLQEY/видео.htmls

  • @Frankie4fngrs
    @Frankie4fngrs 3 года назад +314

    "Unlike MR. VIRGIN BOY OVER HERE, standing like a f***in penguin over here, what a loser hahaha" had me literally in tears

  • @sankalpswamy
    @sankalpswamy 3 года назад +5500

    Cody looks like he uses essential oils instead of showering.

  • @JHiggsBrand
    @JHiggsBrand 3 года назад +2956

    His hair has reached the stage where it now needs to be forcibly restrained.

    • @ThunderDudeSki
      @ThunderDudeSki 3 года назад +17

      It’s too powerful

    • @franciscoybighartson8854
      @franciscoybighartson8854 3 года назад +3

      It’s so bad😂😂😂😂😂

    •  3 года назад +2

      He looks like the bad guy from Cobra Kai

    • @faiali2895
      @faiali2895 3 года назад

      lmfaooo

    • @ch._3205
      @ch._3205 3 года назад +2

      bet the hair likes it tho,, restrained??? fuck yeah 🗣️

  • @laurenkoehler1956
    @laurenkoehler1956 3 года назад +16581

    cody's hair makes him look like he's a shift manager at a guitar center

    • @pracheebhardwaj2790
      @pracheebhardwaj2790 3 года назад +136

      we have a manager in our local guitar store that looks like him😭🕳🚶🏽‍♀️

    • @joshizfly
      @joshizfly 3 года назад +26

      Best hair comment

    • @thisiswhathappenslarry
      @thisiswhathappenslarry 3 года назад +5

      Definitely😆

    • @XSNimi
      @XSNimi 3 года назад +20

      I can envision it now with his trusty pick always at hand always “tuning” random guitars playing the same jarring riff’s 😂

    • @deecopps
      @deecopps 3 года назад +2

      AHHAAHAHAHAH

  • @shayneelizabeth358
    @shayneelizabeth358 3 года назад +417

    Cody looks like he wants to teach everyone about being a minimalist.

  • @Morganne
    @Morganne 3 года назад +33211

    we've officially reached man bun phase guys.........

    • @tyleroats8419
      @tyleroats8419 3 года назад +13

      this phase is nextruclips.net/video/-Jiq8ipXNUo/видео.html

    • @faiali2895
      @faiali2895 3 года назад +406

      when he does space buns 😳🤤

    • @milktea6676
      @milktea6676 3 года назад +15

      Noice 👍
      Also first furry

    • @charlizegardner1926
      @charlizegardner1926 3 года назад +69

      It’s like Harry Styles all over again

    • @yera5976
      @yera5976 3 года назад +37

      why are you the top comment on literally every video of cody

  • @yeetleech3434
    @yeetleech3434 3 года назад +2868

    “Chile, no” ABSOLUTELY RUTHLESS FUCKING HELL LMAO

    • @eater_of_yeets
      @eater_of_yeets 3 года назад +4

      LMAO

    • @eb8747
      @eb8747 3 года назад +3

      I lost it 😂😂

    • @heriander_
      @heriander_ 3 года назад +1

      @@srinblmlmlke FR I'm crying now LMAO.

  • @daggerd4606
    @daggerd4606 3 года назад +6127

    Cody: "Why do you have to say it like that ? Entering someone ?"
    Also Cody: "Oh he's dishing out Shaft!"

    • @adrielihama7464
      @adrielihama7464 3 года назад +5

      Hahahaha

    • @yahstino
      @yahstino 3 года назад +63

      I'm genuinely gonna start saying "dishin out shaft" now

    • @Sneaky313
      @Sneaky313 3 года назад +22

      Why did you capitalize "Shaft" lmao

    • @beffcow
      @beffcow 3 года назад +15

      @@Sneaky313 maybe autocorrect was thinking the movie title

    • @maysen77
      @maysen77 3 года назад

      😂😂😂

  • @SLICE_y0
    @SLICE_y0 3 года назад +700

    Ngl I give props to the virgin guy for staying true to his beliefs and not letting society drive his decisions.
    There’s no shame in being a virgin even when being older.
    I personally don’t regret losing mine at 17 but I’d honestly say it could’ve waited and it wasn’t with the right person.
    Some people require an emotional connection for a sex worth having, others do it solely for the fun of it. Wouldn’t shame/judge either.
    It is interesting to see the contrast though.

    • @someareroses
      @someareroses 2 года назад +16

      He said he's following his culture. Literally letting society drive his decision.

    • @eymanyouwell
      @eymanyouwell 2 года назад +1

      @@someareroses so, what? He should completely reject his culture? Dumb logic.

    • @someareroses
      @someareroses 2 года назад +3

      @@eymanyouwell Is that what I said? What logic is dumb? I'm not following.

    • @eymanyouwell
      @eymanyouwell 2 года назад +6

      @@somearerosesfrom what I understood- and I do apologise if I am wrong, you made the connection between culture and the society that revolves around said culture. And from that, indicated that it's a bad thing.

    • @someareroses
      @someareroses 2 года назад +5

      @@eymanyouwell where did I indicate that cultures and societies revolving around cultures is a bad thing?

  • @burningbubbles4121
    @burningbubbles4121 3 года назад +3055

    cody looks like he’s gonna ask you if you wanna hear his rendition of wonderwall

  • @ApeironTO
    @ApeironTO 3 года назад +2873

    cody looks like a metal guy visiting his girl's catholic parents

    • @jimmypageissatanandistan9417
      @jimmypageissatanandistan9417 3 года назад +9

      I was thinking the same thing☠️

    • @stef8427
      @stef8427 3 года назад +28

      this comment is honestly funnier than the video

    • @Tchxr
      @Tchxr 3 года назад

      Oh my god 😂

    • @juliabalasco1873
      @juliabalasco1873 3 года назад

      you are correct

    • @madhbh
      @madhbh 3 года назад +1

      This is the most accurate comment I’ve seen lmao

  • @TheGroovyGuitarDude
    @TheGroovyGuitarDude 3 года назад +52075

    Cody is looking more and more like Kelsey every time we see him

    • @santyman100
      @santyman100 3 года назад +219

      Groovy

    • @huts965
      @huts965 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/-2ac0hFLQEY/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/-2ac0hFLQEY/видео.html

    • @albar.3038
      @albar.3038 3 года назад +149

      And vice versa😂😂😂

    • @SippingVino
      @SippingVino 3 года назад +781

      Siblings or Dating?

    • @panickedantics7761
      @panickedantics7761 3 года назад +47

      LOL I really needed the laugh this comment gave me hahaha Thank you!

  • @charlesbronson2926
    @charlesbronson2926 2 года назад +46

    "I think you're too ugly to attract anyone good looking"
    "You stand like a virgin"
    I was really hoping he was overcompensating

  • @edwintaylor7847
    @edwintaylor7847 3 года назад +23681

    I can’t believe someone’s been married 1500 times

  • @Anna-19928
    @Anna-19928 3 года назад +5460

    if someone told me I looked like I attract a smaller subset of people I would fucking die

    • @disasterpiece7583
      @disasterpiece7583 3 года назад +117

      maybe that is because he is gay?

    • @Anna-19928
      @Anna-19928 3 года назад +572

      @@disasterpiece7583 I interpreted it as like his physical appearance but I hope you’re right! Haha

    • @dandarcy2539
      @dandarcy2539 3 года назад +536

      its codeword for “i think youre ugly”, tbh i would have punched the dude in the face if he said that to me

    • @bippy201
      @bippy201 3 года назад +32

      I think he was just referring to the guy being gay

    • @carolinecrawford1416
      @carolinecrawford1416 3 года назад +185

      @@disasterpiece7583 definitely the nicest interpretation, but that wasn't the vibe I was getting from the guy saying it... Also, seems likely that he's bi

  • @aresbastoni
    @aresbastoni 3 года назад +4651

    Cody looks like the guy who’s always at the beach with a surfboard.

    • @locholiday
      @locholiday 3 года назад +2

      YA

    • @dreugh424
      @dreugh424 3 года назад +48

      But doesn't know how to surf

    • @Milfsted
      @Milfsted 3 года назад +30

      Cody is always at the beach with a surfboard.

    •  3 года назад +4

      Bro his hair makes him look like Terry Silver from The Karate Kid

    • @pickle_spears
      @pickle_spears 3 года назад +3

      i spend like 2 minutes wondering who in the cut video was named cody 🤦‍♀️

  • @jackwabbit9784
    @jackwabbit9784 Год назад +31

    Cody look like the type of guy to use a towel to hold a wine bottle

  • @alina-sp2kf
    @alina-sp2kf 3 года назад +1951

    cody looks like he’s the manager of a trader joe’s and plays his hipster music that he makes himself in the store

    • @huts965
      @huts965 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/-2ac0hFLQEY/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/-2ac0hFLQEY/видео.html

    • @nxyxl4017
      @nxyxl4017 3 года назад +10

      Alina got bars

    • @plantmama7442
      @plantmama7442 3 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @zmunchkin
      @zmunchkin 3 года назад +2

      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @annagerstenberger7526
      @annagerstenberger7526 3 года назад +2

      **whole foods

  • @honestlyquiteincredible8414
    @honestlyquiteincredible8414 3 года назад +3874

    The video:
    The commentary:
    The comments: CODY'S HAIR LOOKS LIKE HE IS A GERMAN SURFER

    • @gunterine
      @gunterine 3 года назад +8

      German surfer? What?

    • @josie3221
      @josie3221 3 года назад +3

      German?

    • @huts965
      @huts965 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/-2ac0hFLQEY/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/-2ac0hFLQEY/видео.htmls

    • @sneakerset
      @sneakerset 3 года назад

      I met a German surfer girl

    • @zay1097
      @zay1097 3 года назад

      yes

  • @sonjabryn1668
    @sonjabryn1668 3 года назад +2873

    Cody looks like he’s collaborating on a new brand of natural deodorant

  • @kaioken8991
    @kaioken8991 2 года назад +110

    So technically 1500 guy counts phone sex, could've been a lot of only fans buys

  • @StrainCentral
    @StrainCentral 3 года назад +9513

    Today I learned: You can apparently stand like a virgin 😂

    • @thane1499
      @thane1499 3 года назад +138

      You probably stand like that

    • @toyotagaz
      @toyotagaz 3 года назад +38

      bro lmao!!!! immediately i could tell he had that loser stance

    • @moekaid9031
      @moekaid9031 3 года назад +100

      How can you stand like a virgin haha makes no sense

    • @Doppity
      @Doppity 3 года назад +8

      Yeah, its a Madonna song

    • @williammorris9405
      @williammorris9405 3 года назад +115

      @@toyotagaz I like how you say that when you have a video on your channel plainly showing that you are overweight and greasy

  • @johnthesailor2933
    @johnthesailor2933 3 года назад +5787

    Cody looks like a german hipster lol

  • @rxtxnlxrxs
    @rxtxnlxrxs 3 года назад +2079

    Cody looks like a guy that said “fair enough” when his girl saying something

    • @Mairas.Labyrinth
      @Mairas.Labyrinth 3 года назад +17

      LMAOOO

    • @huts965
      @huts965 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/-2ac0hFLQEY/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/-2ac0hFLQEY/видео.html

    • @shonnasmiles6156
      @shonnasmiles6156 3 года назад +11

      This one wins

    • @wazzupheyya9677
      @wazzupheyya9677 3 года назад

      Aren’t you a bit young to be watching Cody Ko :/

    • @kindaheroin4714
      @kindaheroin4714 3 года назад +3

      is there something up w saying fair enough bc my fwb says this a lot lmao

  • @guestuser1479
    @guestuser1479 2 года назад +12

    1500's not a body count, its a large village

  • @joshuadmitchell
    @joshuadmitchell 3 года назад +3451

    Cody looks like he enjoys talking about people’s different love languages

    • @ChaseHamYoung
      @ChaseHamYoung 3 года назад +50

      Fair enough...

    • @uydfi35
      @uydfi35 3 года назад +20

      @@ChaseHamYoung fair enough

    • @Iugeer
      @Iugeer 3 года назад +18

      @@uydfi35 fair enough

    • @Tan-ps3dg
      @Tan-ps3dg 3 года назад +14

      @@Iugeer fair enough

    • @aesira7552
      @aesira7552 3 года назад +14

      @@Tan-ps3dg fair enough

  • @avajackson8892
    @avajackson8892 3 года назад +3179

    CODY'S IMPRESSION OF THE PRODUCER GETS ME EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

    • @StanTheBland
      @StanTheBland 3 года назад +20

      Yeah me too haha... Are you single??

    • @the-yeast-beast9358
      @the-yeast-beast9358 3 года назад +24

      @@StanTheBland bro?

    • @StanTheBland
      @StanTheBland 3 года назад +3

      @@the-yeast-beast9358 This one's mine, I shall fight everyone in this RUclips comment section for a crumb of female attention

    • @petermester100
      @petermester100 3 года назад +20

      you know you're down bad, when you're thirsting over girls in RUclips comments

    • @yourcousinsbrokenps2400
      @yourcousinsbrokenps2400 3 года назад +6

      @@StanTheBland ...dawg

  • @dominikap4842
    @dominikap4842 3 года назад +7004

    Cody looks like a guy I would meet at whole foods while buying rosé

    • @eviemh
      @eviemh 3 года назад +470

      He was buying celery...

    • @Royvdl
      @Royvdl 3 года назад +108

      Rosaaaayy

    • @Girthqueen
      @Girthqueen 3 года назад +117

      I was buying Rosaaayyyy

    • @gigi-fj4pz
      @gigi-fj4pz 3 года назад +13

      @@eviemh vgcgfghghgfdfhjk STOP😭😭😭😭

    • @beardedgingergaming3561
      @beardedgingergaming3561 3 года назад +78

      I love you -deeeeep exhale as I slip it in-

  • @alex41911
    @alex41911 2 года назад +77

    Cody is definietly that one guy that carries a camera bag everywhere. We have all seen that guy with 15 lenses, embarrassing himself in public by taking photos of birds.

  • @swarley30
    @swarley30 3 года назад +22755

    Cody has reached his final form: yoga instructor who brews home-made kombucha.

  • @spicycherrymilk9058
    @spicycherrymilk9058 3 года назад +4991

    I love how half the comments are people upset about virgins being shamed and the other half is people making fun of Cody

  • @FracescaLPSTV
    @FracescaLPSTV 3 года назад +1962

    cody looks like he's come straight off the set of pirates of the caribbean

    • @Yourmommmmmuw
      @Yourmommmmmuw 3 года назад +4

      this made
      me laugh out loud

    • @lyfii
      @lyfii 3 года назад +2

      he a pirate dad ya feel me

    • @marcolollio6445
      @marcolollio6445 3 года назад +4

      He kinda reminds me of big ed idk why

    • @annikonion
      @annikonion 3 года назад +2

      @@marcolollio6445 OH NO

    • @mynameisjo8222
      @mynameisjo8222 3 года назад +2

      @@marcolollio6445 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @domosmuggler12
    @domosmuggler12 2 года назад +15

    I love it when men haven’t slept with heaps of people, I actually admire the guy who’s a virgin, he’s got morals and his head screwed on. If he’s not religious that’s even more impressive. Marriage material even if he wouldn’t be as experienced.

  • @youfoundwaldo77
    @youfoundwaldo77 3 года назад +3969

    Cody looks like the cast of Hamilton after a show when they stop at an indie comedy club to vape and snap their fingers at jokes

    • @bluebird-cd6in
      @bluebird-cd6in 3 года назад +174

      he literally looks like the hipster silicon valley version of lin manuel miranda

    • @bella-sv9lp
      @bella-sv9lp 3 года назад +29

      PLEASEEEEE

    • @LennySugiono
      @LennySugiono 3 года назад +32

      That’s so specific

    • @msophie.22
      @msophie.22 3 года назад +2

      LOL

    • @msr9885
      @msr9885 3 года назад +4

      almost funny

  • @Kadance_covin
    @Kadance_covin 3 года назад +1629

    Honestly with cody's hair pulled back like that he looks like the mean principle from matilda

  • @XQsizZz
    @XQsizZz 3 года назад +9277

    Cody looks like he randomly brags about how good he is at giving foot rubs.

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 3 года назад +164

      This is so specific bro

    • @maszamap3888
      @maszamap3888 3 года назад +66

      @@KingOfGaymes but it somehow is true

    • @HotCheetoGirl_
      @HotCheetoGirl_ 3 года назад +27

      And then offering you one like the creep he is.
      (Not Cody.)

    • @oreoindespair8356
      @oreoindespair8356 3 года назад +4

      Honestly if Jesus was a content creator, he'd probably do that

    • @HotCheetoGirl_
      @HotCheetoGirl_ 3 года назад +1

      @@oreoindespair8356 idk

  • @panda_master_107_8
    @panda_master_107_8 3 года назад +16

    This video was so incredibly hard to watch at 3am without laughing

  • @OMGitsKristinaxD
    @OMGitsKristinaxD 3 года назад +4916

    “No Nuts Left To Bust”
    The Ariana Grande remix we need

    • @naivenitara
      @naivenitara 3 года назад +56

      Got no nuts left to bust and no tears left to cry 😂

    • @jahnaviraman5411
      @jahnaviraman5411 3 года назад +50

      or "save your nuts"

    • @sagnik3556
      @sagnik3556 3 года назад +47

      @@jahnaviraman5411 save your nuts for another day

    • @spicycherrymilk9058
      @spicycherrymilk9058 3 года назад +31

      @@jahnaviraman5411 “I don’t know why, I bust anyway”

    • @pearl92391
      @pearl92391 3 года назад +2

      🙈 no

  • @molly16474
    @molly16474 3 года назад +23079

    cody looks like he met kelsey at whole foods while she was buying celery. he was buying rosé

  • @mayihelpyou8786
    @mayihelpyou8786 3 года назад +1668

    Man, those murderers are getting worse everyday...

    • @noahirey6129
      @noahirey6129 3 года назад +16

      Okay this is fucking gold

    • @Princess-Pulcella
      @Princess-Pulcella 3 года назад +6

      I knew someone was gonna make this joke

    • @lauraska95
      @lauraska95 3 года назад +1

      I don't get it someone please explain 😅

    • @mintydraws3962
      @mintydraws3962 3 года назад +17

      @@lauraska95 Body count can mean how many people a murder has killed

    • @mayihelpyou8786
      @mayihelpyou8786 3 года назад +5

      @@lauraska95 It says body count for people they had sex with, but at first I thought it was for killing. Then I saw I was just being literal and wrote this.

  • @sheridanfitzgerald2352
    @sheridanfitzgerald2352 Год назад +4

    my fave thing in this entire world is when cody does a creepy mocking version of the producer . I laugh so fuckinh hard

  • @gracebostock3305
    @gracebostock3305 3 года назад +2594

    Cody and his SOGGY man bun looks like what I can only imagine the producer of cut looks like

    • @emanconroy1005
      @emanconroy1005 3 года назад +110

      Cody IS the cut producer

    • @janeseymour3872
      @janeseymour3872 3 года назад +19

      @@emanconroy1005 cody and cut should work together and HE should be the producer

    • @bribri621_J
      @bribri621_J 3 года назад +17

      SOGGY 🤣🤣

    • @jadadoyle3924
      @jadadoyle3924 3 года назад +3

      HAHAHA PLEASE

    • @alyciaraelyn
      @alyciaraelyn 3 года назад +11

      "SOGGY" PLEASE😂💀

  • @drakea1589
    @drakea1589 3 года назад +1991

    Cody looking like he teaches yoga to 40 year old moms

  • @aditimr
    @aditimr 3 года назад +2806

    I'm just glad all of Cody's phases are documented on the internet lmao

    • @wiseleaf7422
      @wiseleaf7422 3 года назад +5

      1000th like

    • @FryGuuuuuy
      @FryGuuuuuy 3 года назад +12

      Now its the hispanic mafioso one

  • @Sanhitha
    @Sanhitha 2 года назад +2

    I CANT WITH THE “Cody looks like” COMMENTS THEYRE SO FUNNY AND TRUE

  • @luluwilson9007
    @luluwilson9007 3 года назад +815

    The short lady looks like a young English teacher who gets wild on the weekends

    • @keniacruz7645
      @keniacruz7645 3 года назад +11

      with the students 😐

    • @theicewarrior2800
      @theicewarrior2800 3 года назад +30

      @@keniacruz7645 ...

    • @s.l.4704
      @s.l.4704 3 года назад

      That is so accurate to my school's twin English teachers and it's amazing how I can't even explain how accurate that is.

    • @cargarbinx
      @cargarbinx 3 года назад +6

      Why did I think you were referring to Cody 🤣

  • @mcnasty
    @mcnasty 3 года назад +6014

    you puttin' mayo in your hair man? lookin silky af

    • @diebolt172
      @diebolt172 3 года назад +84

      McNasty watches CodyKo???? LEZ GO

    • @sdtlax9985
      @sdtlax9985 3 года назад +8

      Hey peanut

    • @minecrafmagician
      @minecrafmagician 3 года назад +46

      the crossover i wasn’t expecting but needed

    • @skaapu
      @skaapu 3 года назад +72

      Lookin like big ed

    • @maybesundew7350
      @maybesundew7350 3 года назад +1

      @@sdtlax9985 that’s pay money

  • @flamingomingo9810
    @flamingomingo9810 3 года назад +2449

    Did he just make fun of someone for describing sex as entering someone and then proceed to say “dishing out that shaft ?”

    • @ASAPFranklin
      @ASAPFranklin 3 года назад +75

      @laskin riubn why u stealing comments bruh

    • @kass_G59
      @kass_G59 3 года назад +22

      @@ASAPFranklin Lmao & the original one is like 2 comments above this.

  • @16floz
    @16floz 3 года назад +1

    Buddy calling 1500 "kingslayer" was so good

  • @primedime6819
    @primedime6819 3 года назад +638

    cody looks like the kinda guy to drop out of college bc his classes had “bad vibes”

    • @Rayne1bow
      @Rayne1bow 3 года назад +1

      THIS

    • @ana.11256
      @ana.11256 3 года назад

      😭

    • @ana.11256
      @ana.11256 3 года назад +2

      These are getting more accurate as I scroll down lolll

  • @HushSkunk
    @HushSkunk 3 года назад +2631

    Cody looks like he’s gonna tell me that if I go keto my autism will be cured

  • @joneh9483
    @joneh9483 3 года назад +2443

    Cody looks like someone that Russ elevated spiritually

  • @yorurei4047
    @yorurei4047 2 года назад +16

    1,500? My first thought was, there is a "pro" or an "movie star" in the mix

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 9 месяцев назад +1

      Tbh he counts phone sex so that explains a lot in terms of body count being so high

  • @nicklewis876
    @nicklewis876 3 года назад +4747

    Cody looks like he makes his own chapstick/deodorant.

    • @jordan-my2vl
      @jordan-my2vl 3 года назад +9

      me

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +3

      I am thinking about dropping out of school to focus on my career as a star on RUclips. I already make a lot of money on RUclips. School bores me so much. I need more opinions and since I don't have any friends, I gotta ask you, nick

    • @BigBobbyWetto
      @BigBobbyWetto 3 года назад +24

      @@AxxLAfriku Most normal comment you've ever posted

    • @carrieharlow435
      @carrieharlow435 3 года назад +3

      It looks like he uses a crystal and tea tree oil as deodorant.

    • @TheChocolatelovr
      @TheChocolatelovr 3 года назад +1

      Mah kombucha or silly socks for your birkenstoks

  • @whatevezzz
    @whatevezzz 3 года назад +14537

    It's kinda insane how in my part of the world, you'd probably get killed for having pre-marital sex, but on the other side of the world, you'd get bullied for being a virgin lol.

    • @handsomesquidward7978
      @handsomesquidward7978 3 года назад +835

      same thing for me in my home country it’s very frowned upon if you lose your virginity before marriage but here in the US you’re considered a loser if you havent done anything sexual

    • @himlolo
      @himlolo 3 года назад +53

      Killed? Bruh even in Pakistan and Saudi they do Zina. Where tf u live.

    • @whatevezzz
      @whatevezzz 3 года назад +339

      @@himlolo i said "probably". Some people actually do get honor-killed here in pakistan for zina.

    • @himlolo
      @himlolo 3 года назад +37

      @@whatevezzz its probably extremely rare and in very rural areas then.

    • @JCDenton2000
      @JCDenton2000 3 года назад +436

      I don't care what part of the world you're in, someone with 1500+ should not be proud of themselves.

  • @_magdelena
    @_magdelena 3 года назад +7903

    cody looks like he'd take a video of himself giving money to a homeless person

    • @nicoleportillo3
      @nicoleportillo3 3 года назад +55

      Dead wrong 😭

    • @alexarios7710
      @alexarios7710 3 года назад +3

      No

    • @XSNimi
      @XSNimi 3 года назад +23

      The creativeness and accuracy has me creasing 😂

    • @AthenaIsabella
      @AthenaIsabella 3 года назад +2

      LMAO

    • @libertybarr7374
      @libertybarr7374 3 года назад +12

      WHEN I TELL YOU THERE ARE ACTUAL TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE PLEASE

  • @shonaharris9328
    @shonaharris9328 2 года назад +82

    Respect to the virgin. 🎉

  • @parissideris1757
    @parissideris1757 3 года назад +1456

    “im kinda just a yoga guy now.... im just stretching- mostly.”

    • @tailgaters
      @tailgaters 3 года назад +2

      798 likes and 0 replies?

    • @squeakypistonproductions2228
      @squeakypistonproductions2228 3 года назад +1

      @@tailgaters I've noticed this weird anomaly on other videos too. There were like 7 comments on this one video each with 40k + likes that all had zero replies.

  • @natashabruz1001
    @natashabruz1001 3 года назад +5470

    Cody looks like the guy who would find his soul mate at a whole foods while buying celery and rosé

  • @badnewsbears2868
    @badnewsbears2868 3 года назад +5953

    Cody looks like the guy who really wants to talk about Veganism and Chakras

  • @letsgobruins_
    @letsgobruins_ 3 года назад +8

    I’m just laughing at how this dude judged him for standing like that, meanwhile the 1500+ dude is chilling in the back standing the exact same way 8:00

  • @maaeva_
    @maaeva_ 3 года назад +597

    Cody looks like that cool single dad who is an artist and has a 15 year old daughter that lets her express herself

  • @lalalalalaooo1928374
    @lalalalalaooo1928374 3 года назад +742

    cody looks like someone who would be buying celery and find their soulmate in a whole foods buying rosé

    • @amaris145
      @amaris145 3 года назад +26

      even though they only met 3 months ago theyre meant to be 😩

    • @mikefischler579
      @mikefischler579 3 года назад +11

      No fucking way lmaooooo. I just commented the exact same thing and then scrolled down to find this comment 🤣. Great minds think alike I guess

    • @nmelendez2060
      @nmelendez2060 3 года назад +4

      I’m DEAD. This is such a good reference. Fair enough~

    • @RickyGoreMusic
      @RickyGoreMusic 3 года назад +3

      Speak your truth 🙌🏻🙌🏻

    • @theneatestbandito1410
      @theneatestbandito1410 3 года назад +1

      shout out whole foods

  • @AACantu11
    @AACantu11 3 года назад +2089

    Cody looks like he took a year off after college to go “find himself” and backpacked Europe.

    • @huts965
      @huts965 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/-2ac0hFLQEY/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/-2ac0hFLQEY/видео.html

    • @Guidus125
      @Guidus125 3 года назад +54

      And when he returned, he had left Europe.. but Europe had not left him

    • @jocelynnhope5835
      @jocelynnhope5835 3 года назад +1

      Fr though

    • @yoshi_1803
      @yoshi_1803 3 года назад +2

      reminds me of something but I can’t put my finger on it

    • @willowmarie218
      @willowmarie218 3 года назад +1

      Cody already had that phase

  • @ultimatefrog720
    @ultimatefrog720 Год назад +9

    i can’t physically imagine how/why someone sleeps with 1500 people

  • @Monochroze
    @Monochroze 3 года назад +3626

    Cody looks like he goes on holiday to china and says konichiwa to everyone

    • @haygrcy88373
      @haygrcy88373 3 года назад +80

      this is the best one

    • @username1093
      @username1093 3 года назад +4

      this

    • @libertylibertylibertyliber1520
      @libertylibertylibertyliber1520 3 года назад +65

      I’m dying with this comments. This one is good. Someone else said something like “it looks like he’s going to tell me going keto will cure my autism” and I just about died from laughing.

    • @shrek_official5072
      @shrek_official5072 3 года назад +2

      konnichiwa*

    • @whutdafeq1715
      @whutdafeq1715 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jessapearl4170
    @jessapearl4170 3 года назад +4364

    Cody looks like he incorporated the word frictionless back into his vocabulary

    • @jennabernice
      @jennabernice 3 года назад +24

      please why does this only have 8 likes

    • @azrorz1775
      @azrorz1775 3 года назад +9

      hahahahaha fuck this comment had me dead

    • @kr6productions
      @kr6productions 3 года назад +3

      @@jennabernice check again

    • @ftyropek
      @ftyropek 3 года назад +3

      for better or for worse

    • @vic3041
      @vic3041 3 года назад +2

      😐

  • @djobokuwali4316
    @djobokuwali4316 3 года назад +5714

    “Body count” is such a depressing term. It’s not a competition, and I’m not out murdering people lol

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen 3 года назад +668

      “What’s your body count?”
      “Idk, let me count… Like thirty?”
      “You've slept with thirty people!?”
      “Slept with..? Oh no, in that case it’s four”
      “What did you think I meant?”
      “Nothing.”

    • @leannalea1773
      @leannalea1773 3 года назад +75

      @@JasminMiettunen I need this in a book ASAP 😭

    • @Will-xl7xp
      @Will-xl7xp 3 года назад +25

      Word -What’s yo KDA?

    • @anecro
      @anecro 3 года назад +14

      But that's
      That's the point
      To sound like you've slang-ified a horror movie term

    • @misternobody5937
      @misternobody5937 3 года назад +17

      Yeah I clicked on it thinking it was about who killed the most people.

  • @KAISERDJG
    @KAISERDJG 3 года назад +2

    when your standards are low , your headcount can be high.

  • @madisonautumn2685
    @madisonautumn2685 3 года назад +392

    Boy pumps fist once into air
    “Child no... mhm i’m sorry”
    I CRIED LAUGHING

    • @_ikako_
      @_ikako_ 3 года назад +13

      as a virgin who's never been to a party, i feel like less of a virgin than him.

  • @Mairas.Labyrinth
    @Mairas.Labyrinth 3 года назад +849

    Cody looks like he rewears the socks he takes off before he showers.

  • @user-ok1xi7sk3f
    @user-ok1xi7sk3f 3 года назад +3073

    This comment section is just a huge "Cody looks like..." compilation

    • @sarahgs_
      @sarahgs_ 3 года назад +5

      Fr and I’m sad that I can’t like all of them

    • @onemillionpercent
      @onemillionpercent 3 года назад +5

      he should put the best ones in a comp video for sure

    • @kass_G59
      @kass_G59 3 года назад +4

      @hen ko How you copy this comment *and* the Arianna comment 💀

    • @imawesomepersonDERP
      @imawesomepersonDERP 3 года назад

      @hen ko I'm in an airport rn and this made me snort so hard that everyone around me just glared at me lmaoooo

  • @SummerStormsz
    @SummerStormsz 3 года назад

    Has anyone ever told you you give off a Paul rud vibe. I love it

  • @Invictus___me
    @Invictus___me 3 года назад +939

    Cody looks like he works at a Guitar store and is tired of hearing Stairway to Heaven and Wonderwall 1500+ times

    • @isabelladumitrescu2543
      @isabelladumitrescu2543 3 года назад +11

      Stop this is so accurate

    • @chris-8597
      @chris-8597 3 года назад +7

      Cody looks like he just learned Wonderwall and plays it for everyone he meets

    • @mobiusstripper7279
      @mobiusstripper7279 3 года назад +4

      Yeah but he never gets tired of Smoke on the Water. Not *ever.*

    • @benh1496
      @benh1496 3 года назад

      No stairway!?

  • @lsc66416
    @lsc66416 3 года назад +1182

    "Would you guys scissor?!". Unexpected but hilarious.

    • @bob3837
      @bob3837 3 года назад +1

      ong

    • @Sophie-5858
      @Sophie-5858 3 года назад +1

      I can’t tell you how many times I have watched that part

    • @Hermanator1124
      @Hermanator1124 3 года назад

      @@Sophie-5858 heh I missed it timestamp?

    • @biathefirst
      @biathefirst 3 года назад +1

      @@Hermanator1124 9:00 🙃

  • @miachaw5703
    @miachaw5703 3 года назад +828

    "Let's be real here, you've done it" is a weird pick up line

    • @ciphertv948
      @ciphertv948 3 года назад

      I really like your pfp

    • @Dastardly_Duo
      @Dastardly_Duo 3 года назад +7

      @@ciphertv948 let's be real here, you've done it

  • @maddy399
    @maddy399 3 года назад +7

    14:18 i go to a christian college where the motto is “all for the common good” i will be submitting this video as evidence for why sex before marriage = good

  • @spoiledoatmilk
    @spoiledoatmilk 3 года назад +1302

    every comment in this joint starts with “cody looks like...” 😂

    • @bethsieb7373
      @bethsieb7373 3 года назад +6

      Ikr they’re so funny

    • @bigbeefscorcho
      @bigbeefscorcho 3 года назад +5

      They’re absolutely annihilating my boy!!! Dude is beyond flamed!

    • @cadenceolivia6304
      @cadenceolivia6304 3 года назад +2

      They’re roasting him and i love it

  • @minemine2762
    @minemine2762 3 года назад +5138

    The guy who’s had 0 rocks. Not a lot of people have the balls to admit that they want to wait for the right person. Nothing wrong with that!!!

    • @maijashea
      @maijashea 3 года назад +663

      Even if it’s not because you’re “waiting for marriage” or “the right person” and it’s just that you haven’t done it yet for any reason, there’s nothing wrong with that either. There’s so much pressure to have a lot of sex and be perfect at it and that ruins the whole fun of actually having it

    • @jennifergeorge7280
      @jennifergeorge7280 3 года назад +183

      I waited until marriage as did my husband and we're both really glad about it.

    • @Triggeredjpg
      @Triggeredjpg 3 года назад +75

      As well as it’s part of people’s religion to do so

    • @tellmeastory95
      @tellmeastory95 3 года назад +75

      True, I waited for the right person and I didn't have any regrets about it

    • @ainsley8330
      @ainsley8330 3 года назад +188

      I know right? Since when did “virgin” become an insult? Lots of people choose to be.

  • @sarahgendreau6428
    @sarahgendreau6428 3 года назад +3504

    Cody looks like he met a girl named Rose overseas and asks his mom to put mayonnaise in his hair.

    • @elliscities9894
      @elliscities9894 3 года назад +104

      STOPP NOT Ed omg

    • @taylorfawn2012
      @taylorfawn2012 3 года назад +43

      i’m so fucking mad i can’t unsee that now

    • @jefftwentyone9620
      @jefftwentyone9620 3 года назад +26

      Worst thing is, that's the first thing that crossed my mind when I saw his hair...

    • @gsellll971
      @gsellll971 3 года назад +5

      Im crying- It took me a second but Im crying

    • @jasminenicole1984
      @jasminenicole1984 3 года назад +1

      EDDDDD

  • @coreyself2983
    @coreyself2983 Год назад +2

    Cody looks like someone who can't wait to show you his turtle collection

  • @zomomnomnombie
    @zomomnomnombie 3 года назад +879

    why does Cody look like he's about to lead a meditation ASMR class for Facebook moms?

    • @edieltejeda7676
      @edieltejeda7676 3 года назад +9

      ITS KILLING ME HOW ACCURATE THIS IS

    • @jaz7339
      @jaz7339 3 года назад +2

      WHYS THIS SO SPECIFIC BUT ACCURATE

  • @e10an
    @e10an 3 года назад +663

    cody’s hair has the highest body count

    • @danna6475
      @danna6475 3 года назад +1

      DEAD

    • @ln5305
      @ln5305 3 года назад +1

      Lol the accuracy

  • @janabrown5561
    @janabrown5561 3 года назад +522

    Cody looks like he’s on his way to finding his soulmate in the Rose aisle at Whole Foods

    • @Gooddaysonly72
      @Gooddaysonly72 3 года назад +4

      Im not gunna lie for some reason i read up till "cody looks like hes on the way to finding" and i really thought u were gonna say finding dory 💀

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho 3 года назад +3

      Oh god this gives me flashbacks

    • @huts965
      @huts965 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/-2ac0hFLQEY/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/-2ac0hFLQEY/видео.html

    • @libbybaxter6392
      @libbybaxter6392 3 года назад

      Where this reference from?

    • @palderroche
      @palderroche 3 года назад +1

      @@libbybaxter6392 From the “you” video he made, about PlantifulSoul’s and her ex’s love story 💀

  • @dylanfarris7647
    @dylanfarris7647 3 года назад +10

    That 1500+ count is such BS lol

  • @d.6786
    @d.6786 3 года назад +240

    Cody looks like he brings his guitar to every social event

  • @SOCIETYAC
    @SOCIETYAC 3 года назад +15081

    normalize being a virgin for no reason. sometimes there’s no religious or traumatic reason but no one should be made fun of for it period

    • @brinleymccully2123
      @brinleymccully2123 3 года назад +122

      +

    • @jennifergeorge7280
      @jennifergeorge7280 3 года назад +911

      Yes actuality. As thought having sex affects your value as a human. Smh.

    • @kalebcampbell7040
      @kalebcampbell7040 3 года назад +10

      @@jennifergeorge7280 how

    • @BennyJackson101
      @BennyJackson101 3 года назад +761

      @@kalebcampbell7040 I think the other person meant from a societal standpoint. If you’re a virgin, you’re seen as somewhat pathetic and nerdy. If you’ve caught a lot of bodies, you’re easy. I don’t agree with it either, but it’s how it is

    • @Prog47
      @Prog47 3 года назад +33

      Not made fun of but it's pretty pathetic. You can see his awkwardness and lack of confidence. That's no way for a man to live. It stops being cute after 22-23. After that women think he's creepy if no one fucked him by then

  • @Harry-cz1tv
    @Harry-cz1tv 3 года назад +1226

    Now all he needs is some celery, some rosé and Kelsey to dye her hair blonde and he’ll complete the full circle

  • @pacoramirez7363
    @pacoramirez7363 2 года назад +1

    "You are a person who would attract a smaller subset of people"
    That's one way to say "you're ugly"