Jake and Amir: Poker

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

Комментарии • 959

  • @giveny1
    @giveny1 11 лет назад +897

    Jake treats Amir like a little brother at his sleepover

    • @AV9000x
      @AV9000x 3 года назад +10

      Did the greease princess hear what I had to say? We may never know.

  • @paulroche6969
    @paulroche6969 3 года назад +404

    I like how Jake's insecurity made him overlook that he won the bet. Amir said everybody, and Jake didn't bust out laughing.

    • @Gojira.destroyingtokyo
      @Gojira.destroyingtokyo 3 года назад +123

      The man above me is a philosopher, a pimp and a cool! Upvote him to karma heaven baby!"

    • @MonzennCarloMallari
      @MonzennCarloMallari 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Gojira.destroyingtokyo go bills

  • @humanzerohumanzero4825
    @humanzerohumanzero4825 9 лет назад +472

    I love how jake says "I'm sorry" at the end so sincere

    • @xXChaoticRavenXx
      @xXChaoticRavenXx 4 года назад +14

      He probably is,jake is usually the one call Amir out for being homophobic

  • @chaumas
    @chaumas 7 лет назад +76

    The way Streeter repositions himself before talking at the end has always seemed really funny to me. It's a subtle thing, but it's just great use of body language.

  • @Lunaticc18
    @Lunaticc18 8 лет назад +737

    The Grease princess hooked up with Doobs on sillicon valley...

    • @neontime8507
      @neontime8507 8 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @yellllowbear
      @yellllowbear 8 лет назад +30

      I knew it! Took me a little to find this video.

    • @indianawesomeness
      @indianawesomeness 8 лет назад +64

      so many guest stars on jake and amir were on/star on silicon valley. i love it

    • @Skyfox_art
      @Skyfox_art 7 лет назад +7

      And Kumail.

    • @munjee2
      @munjee2 5 лет назад +16

      @@Skyfox_art you mean Jake's brother ?

  • @Aezoh
    @Aezoh 10 лет назад +252

    "my mind was racing" hahaha

  • @jeanarmin254
    @jeanarmin254 10 лет назад +489

    "Did the Grease Princess hear what I said about her eyebrows?"
    "Yeah, I did."

  • @rossplendent
    @rossplendent 12 лет назад +119

    The way he's bigger than everyone else is that he eats sandwiches more frequently than the average person.

  • @CheckOutMyPokemons
    @CheckOutMyPokemons 10 лет назад +441

    And that was the first and last we ever saw of "Stella"

  • @LazarusIsBackBaby
    @LazarusIsBackBaby 3 года назад +75

    "My mind was racing" is among the most genius Amir lines of the series.

  • @scratchscripter3511
    @scratchscripter3511 10 лет назад +154

    XD Amir's joke cracked me the fuck up! But Jakes was too far. I was highly offended

  • @aubriwoo
    @aubriwoo 12 лет назад +17

    "Oh no I can't play" "oh yea I just want to be here next to you" lmao best line ever

  • @Rachel98246
    @Rachel98246 8 лет назад +236

    "I have a gay cousin!"
    So does Amir xD

  • @kevinfarrell9304
    @kevinfarrell9304 9 лет назад +123

    _my mind was racing_ oh my god

  • @SeahawkSTRIKE
    @SeahawkSTRIKE 9 лет назад +54

    I honestly cracked at "When there's something gay"

    • @sweez28
      @sweez28 4 года назад +1

      jadeveon clowney is a bitch

    • @SeahawkSTRIKE
      @SeahawkSTRIKE 4 года назад

      @@sweez28 sheagles suck bitch

  • @regalpanda4224
    @regalpanda4224 10 лет назад +138

    I've always thought Streeter looks better with long hair. I don't much care for his short hair. He just looks cooler with long hair imo.

  • @MrOneofthousands1994
    @MrOneofthousands1994 11 лет назад +45

    When did Marie Schrader start working at CollegeHumor?

  • @akulahirpada1993
    @akulahirpada1993 9 лет назад +44

    lol Jake should know better, even if the joke falls flat Amir probably won't keep his promise.

  • @NougatCN
    @NougatCN 9 лет назад +15

    Lol the way jake says "enough" at 1:50

  • @theultimatebro9278
    @theultimatebro9278 4 года назад +16

    That line about her being 'that type of girl' has been stuck in my head for the last few years I can't believe I found it again

  • @Yoni123
    @Yoni123 9 лет назад +440

    The greasy skinned girl is really cute

  • @ThrillaWhale
    @ThrillaWhale 9 лет назад +48

    The Grease Princess looks like Marie from Breaking Bad.

    • @blizzyfingers676
      @blizzyfingers676 6 лет назад +3

      she kind of does

    • @eboooo
      @eboooo 6 лет назад +1

      She looks like Jason Bateman's sister from Krypton

  • @oscarsaris3183
    @oscarsaris3183 8 лет назад +17

    Wait, how is Grease Princess Small Blind and Streeter Big Blind with Jake being the dealer inbetween them? PLOTHOLES

  • @krazypatriot4
    @krazypatriot4 11 лет назад

    One of the best Jake&Amir vids!

  • @DzhonijsDeelis
    @DzhonijsDeelis 2 года назад +4

    If Stella was the small blind and Streeter was big blind and Jake was sitting between them and dealing cards would mean that Jake wasn't there to play but to only deal cards. Maybe that's because Jake is a loser too and was accepted in the circle on the condition that he doesn't paly but only deals instead. And then he retaliates to Amir and sets worse conditions for him to stay.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness Год назад

      I agree, the blinds make no sense in this poker game unless jake is a dedicated dealer. Meaning he lost or wasn’t invited to play. Lol

  • @samweldon8104
    @samweldon8104 12 лет назад +1

    My mind was racing

  • @LongLongLists
    @LongLongLists 9 лет назад +8

    MY MIND WAS RACING

  • @robertb.7772
    @robertb.7772 Год назад +2

    That nutbusters joke was taupe

  • @hillelkahan7626
    @hillelkahan7626 11 лет назад +15

    "Yes he is very big" sometimes Amir is genuinely funny

  • @arklowrockz
    @arklowrockz 10 лет назад +14

    Jake's dealing, how can the blinds be left and right of him??? Someone checking continuity shoulda caught that!!

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 9 лет назад +1

      arklowrockz I thought the same thing. Streeter is to Jake's left so he should be small blind. And whoever is next is big. I can't tell if it's Stella or the other dude.

    • @vincevvn
      @vincevvn 3 года назад +2

      Jake could be all time dealer

    • @arjunholmie
      @arjunholmie 2 года назад

      It's either done on purpose just to show how they deliberately made Streeter big even though he's not, or it's a mistake

  • @pffft5679
    @pffft5679 9 лет назад +21

    1:02 damn such good handwriting

  • @PepsiMaxProductions
    @PepsiMaxProductions 12 лет назад

    Finally a decent video. Good job.

  • @uub12
    @uub12 11 лет назад +20

    Nice Daniel Bryan beard jake

    • @JosephDanielsOG
      @JosephDanielsOG 10 лет назад +3

      bro i see you commenting on all these videos lol

    • @iDirtyDianaX
      @iDirtyDianaX 10 лет назад +1

      Darryl, Darryl, Darryl McMexican, how are you?

  • @TheLeoo117
    @TheLeoo117 12 лет назад

    favorite jake and amir episode!!

  • @johannesbinder26
    @johannesbinder26 8 лет назад +4

    How is stella small blind and Streeter is bigblind? they are sitting in the wrong possisions

  • @TheNitemare21
    @TheNitemare21 12 лет назад

    This was one of my favorite newer video (:

  • @neontime8507
    @neontime8507 9 лет назад +9

    SORRY FOR WHAT JAKE?! FOR THE WOLF?!

  • @JesterEXW
    @JesterEXW 12 лет назад +1

    I watched these in High School and now I watch them in my office at work, very weird.

  • @mysticvipersvlogs346
    @mysticvipersvlogs346 10 лет назад +8

    I feel these episodes get darker and darker

  • @simum1
    @simum1 12 лет назад

    That joke at the end was so bad, but the laughing cracked me up

  • @slmgmt1
    @slmgmt1 4 года назад +3

    What if Amir really is physically incapable of having an internal monologue?

  • @TheNinjaAzn
    @TheNinjaAzn 12 лет назад

    my homework brings all the asians to the yard and they're like it wasnt that hard

  • @bongpoquito
    @bongpoquito 9 лет назад +5

    IS JAKE WEARING A T-SHIRT FROM HAMDEN?!?!?! HAMDEN CT!?!?!?

    • @Aljalil
      @Aljalil 9 лет назад

      that's where he's from

    • @bongpoquito
      @bongpoquito 9 лет назад

      +truhb4sho I know, I was talking to him through twitter and I find it amazing that he is from my home town.

    • @Aljalil
      @Aljalil 9 лет назад

      +Brendan Randall that's dope u talked to jakedaman85

    • @HarperNguyen
      @HarperNguyen 8 лет назад

      Hamden Hall!

  • @foolintherain100
    @foolintherain100 12 лет назад

    STOPPING BY FOR MY DAILY DOSE OF JAKE AND AMIR!

  • @SR3272
    @SR3272 12 лет назад +7

    I love how the endings always have that one last bit that's the funniest part of the whole thing.

  • @RagingMonkey2009
    @RagingMonkey2009 12 лет назад

    This was a solid one!

  • @VeryBeowulf
    @VeryBeowulf 10 лет назад +8

    Poor Jake.

  • @Craig91214
    @Craig91214 12 лет назад

    That nut buster joke was bloody hilarious! I might have to use it some time....

  • @chrisweatherwax3721
    @chrisweatherwax3721 10 лет назад +4

    30 second ads for 2 minute videos? I'm never watching soccer again because of that stupid world cup ad. Been forced to watch it 500 times.

    • @chrisweatherwax3721
      @chrisweatherwax3721 10 лет назад +9

      ***** Seriously didn't know about that. I'm usually in my own little world writing songs and don't pay attention to things. Thanks I downloaded it works great, will never complain about ads again :)

    • @SchwarzerHaufen
      @SchwarzerHaufen 10 лет назад +6

      Ultrabeast Harkonnen "I'm usually in my own little world writing songs and don't pay attention to things."
      That's probably the cringiest thing I have ever read.

    • @iDirtyDianaX
      @iDirtyDianaX 10 лет назад +1

      You're an ultrabeast in that regard

  • @Rohanmrao1
    @Rohanmrao1 12 лет назад

    I starting lolling when amir said 'in yur nayburhuud'

  • @annoying5andy
    @annoying5andy 9 лет назад +3

    I only laughed at their laugh

  • @TemRMRF
    @TemRMRF 12 лет назад

    this was a good episode

  • @jamesmochoa
    @jamesmochoa 11 лет назад +13

    Nut busters?

    • @0axel078
      @0axel078 11 лет назад +3

      It's a play on Ghost Busters...

    • @jamesmochoa
      @jamesmochoa 11 лет назад +1

      Is it?

    • @0axel078
      @0axel078 11 лет назад +23

      I should have noticed your name before I commented... -_-

    • @jamesmochoa
      @jamesmochoa 11 лет назад +13

      probably wise Sir.

  • @SpongebobsABoss
    @SpongebobsABoss 12 лет назад +1

    Haven't watched college humor in a while...and I come back to a practically Amish status beard on Jake's face, and rockstar hair on Streeter's head. Holy crap...what have I missed.

    • @xy-inventor1885
      @xy-inventor1885 2 года назад +1

      Are you the same person you were when you made this comment?

  • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
    @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 9 лет назад +6

    It's funny, cause Amir's correction of Jake using the phrase "talking it" was actually right. I guess he's gotta get something right after all these years.

  • @RegiPanther
    @RegiPanther 11 лет назад +1

    i love how frequently Jake's facial hair changes :)

  • @BruceWayne-tm9rh
    @BruceWayne-tm9rh 7 лет назад +6

    Well Amir didn't make Jake laugh, so I guess Jake wins and Amir has to leave him alone forever.

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron 6 лет назад +1

    My mind was racing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheJokerscene
    @TheJokerscene 8 лет назад +14

    Wow... Jake's beard is terrible.

  • @prestondoran8707
    @prestondoran8707 3 года назад

    “My mind was racing” 😂😂

  • @DarkCelestialBeing
    @DarkCelestialBeing 12 лет назад +13

    Its funny how in real life we don't laugh at Amir's joke but we laugh at Jake's

  • @TeeBreak
    @TeeBreak 4 года назад +1

    anxious boy

  • @lidoeg2
    @lidoeg2 2 года назад +3

    I like that we now know the secret story behind why Jake's beard and Streeter's hair are so long

  • @harpdevil
    @harpdevil 12 лет назад

    It's been in the office and in tons of videos for years. The question is, why haven't you noticed it sooner?

  • @justinz9225
    @justinz9225 6 лет назад +3

    Streeter should be small blind, he's to the dealer's left.

  • @MrElbanegrim
    @MrElbanegrim 12 лет назад

    Amir, I LOVE the movie you're in

  • @lucozade8373
    @lucozade8373 6 лет назад +3

    Last

  • @nevmiles
    @nevmiles 12 лет назад

    0:46. Playing Hold 'Em with Jokers in the deck????

  • @SLACKLINEDUDE
    @SLACKLINEDUDE 6 лет назад +4

    Stella is the highest level of cute of which all things cute are judged by.

  • @ZacharyDavidColeman
    @ZacharyDavidColeman 12 лет назад

    happy birthday.

  • @vandercudo
    @vandercudo 12 лет назад

    Cos of watching this i am gonna get poker videos for a month now...

  • @Vendice
    @Vendice 5 лет назад +2

    Stella was in silicon valley

  • @pappadarappa
    @pappadarappa 3 года назад +2

    If someone calls me their grease princess I would let them do whatever they want to me

  • @maxwell246
    @maxwell246 12 лет назад

    legend of the hidden temple tiki in the background what!!! why has no one spotted this

  • @balisahiba
    @balisahiba 12 лет назад

    did anyone notice the statue behind Jake from Legends of the hidden temple?

  • @luff675
    @luff675 12 лет назад

    "I have a gay cousin" xD haha laughed so hard

  • @Greco678
    @Greco678 12 лет назад

    was jake wearing a hamden dragons shirt? like from Hamden CT? Thats crazy im from cheshire

  • @Max42a
    @Max42a 12 лет назад

    Two years? Where were you?!

  • @alexhaines12
    @alexhaines12 12 лет назад

    For some reason I laugh out loud to Amir's joke every time I watch this. :D

  • @shadowedwolf123
    @shadowedwolf123 12 лет назад +1

    Didn't laugh at amir's joke but I did laugh at jake's fail.

  • @cutargh
    @cutargh 6 лет назад

    I fucking LOST it at "My mind was racing!"

  • @armourinverse
    @armourinverse 12 лет назад

    What's the guy from the Temple doing in the background?

  • @RyanRanHome
    @RyanRanHome 12 лет назад

    MINDBLAST

  • @Krakronyz44
    @Krakronyz44 12 лет назад

    is that olmec from legends of the hidden temple behind jake?

  • @MeggieCook
    @MeggieCook 12 лет назад +1

    "my mind was racing" hahahha

  • @aaronvasquez823
    @aaronvasquez823 4 года назад

    is that the guy from the guitar shopping episode?

  • @bluntspear
    @bluntspear 11 лет назад

    No animals were severely harmed in the making of Jake's beard.

  • @foolintherain100
    @foolintherain100 12 лет назад

    I only wish I can someday match his beard. If not, I can settle for a Santa Claus.

  • @3chaosticnachos
    @3chaosticnachos 12 лет назад

    I'm not sure if this is true but I believe collegehumor posts videos two months after they make them. Which means this was taped during November when men don't shave for charity.

  • @shalow123
    @shalow123 12 лет назад

    when they laughed i litteraly went "......god damit..."

  • @CaramelCarm
    @CaramelCarm 12 лет назад

    i want more of streeter and the older cast

  • @ClaytonBigsby01
    @ClaytonBigsby01 11 лет назад

    Jake is rocking the Abraham beard!! The true sign of a company man!

  • @seanlikesnfl
    @seanlikesnfl 12 лет назад

    awesome

  • @iloveihop07
    @iloveihop07 12 лет назад

    1:04 the way amir says all that is fucking hilarious lol

  • @Enzombie
    @Enzombie 8 лет назад +1

    wow I haven't seen ths one before!

  • @starfox300
    @starfox300 12 лет назад

    My mind was racing
    lmao

  • @SinisterDirector
    @SinisterDirector 12 лет назад

    There's actually 3 new ones. These ones have been out for over a week on Collegehumor's website. There's also a new J&A on there every Wednesday. You should check it out it was pretty funny.

  • @mischaplonsey5116
    @mischaplonsey5116 11 лет назад

    i like that you called me buddy

  • @matthewkaranouh9257
    @matthewkaranouh9257 12 лет назад

    MY MIND GOES RACING

  • @lucozade8373
    @lucozade8373 6 лет назад +2

    One I haven't seen before