Jake and Amir: Split Pea Soup

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @lucyanne9626
    @lucyanne9626 9 лет назад +929

    Amir is such a good actor.

    • @jezusflower9452
      @jezusflower9452 9 лет назад +27

      +Sam S It's the character he was born to play

    • @pffft5679
      @pffft5679 8 лет назад +19

      +Sam S binge watching Jake and Amir, see you everywhere

    • @lucyanne9626
      @lucyanne9626 8 лет назад +25

      Julian Yang I...may have something of an obsession.

    • @pffft5679
      @pffft5679 8 лет назад +4

      Yes!

    • @jackfisherable
      @jackfisherable 7 лет назад +12

      This might be crazy, but i feel amir could play a really good live action version of joker. He just has that natural charismatic and crazy demeanor. Probably for that new joker origin movie

  • @kindofachannel7362
    @kindofachannel7362 8 лет назад +307

    "stop telling me what I mean by shit" Jake sounded legit pissed at that part

  • @TheVidNerd
    @TheVidNerd 11 лет назад +107

    That scream of pure unimaginable pain is exquisite.

    • @jonasbahn1466
      @jonasbahn1466 8 месяцев назад +1

      he genuinely sounds like he's getting skinned alive

  • @ZeroDarkGaming
    @ZeroDarkGaming 5 лет назад +641

    *Piping hot soup*
    Holding it BAREHANDED from the bottom of the pot.
    “Lies are catchin’ up with you there, Bloominfeld”

    •  4 года назад +31

      Hahaha silly ZeroDark. The soup wasn’t burning hot. It was freezing cold! Maybe we should stop wondering what to expect, and start expecting what to wonder!

    • @ramseiiwelton7047
      @ramseiiwelton7047 4 года назад +27

      Christopher Marlowe I mean...he still got his clothes wet

    • @zeok153
      @zeok153 4 года назад +11

      Corduroy Pants reference, amazing 👌🏻

    • @apolloptx
      @apolloptx 4 года назад +14

      You saw that video of them commenting on this. Congratulations.

    • @ponderous_tomes
      @ponderous_tomes 2 года назад +5

      that soup wasn’t boiling hot, it was freezing cold

  • @MrJonezy541
    @MrJonezy541 11 лет назад +147

    that scream was perfect.

  • @Nekrotix12
    @Nekrotix12 10 лет назад +269

    Word of the day in this episode is: "Yams"

  • @2JOfficial
    @2JOfficial 12 лет назад +73

    i was expecting jake to say at the end that the soup was cold.. tut tut

    • @v4mp971
      @v4mp971 4 года назад +2

      I hate that this has 0 likes and you have 1.24 million subscribers. Well hi.

  • @HASHlRAMA
    @HASHlRAMA 6 лет назад +39

    -wrong.
    -for most people it's my heart, for me it's my face.
    -you are wrong, go on.

  • @heath1982
    @heath1982 8 лет назад +196

    YAM PLAN THANK YOU MAAM

  • @IhsanMujdeci
    @IhsanMujdeci 9 лет назад +329

    More like "Spilt pea soup"

  • @legoindy111
    @legoindy111 10 лет назад +470

    I will not eat the yams, Amir!

  • @Hero-jv2yd
    @Hero-jv2yd 9 лет назад +60

    Anyone notice it looks like noon when he's all like " I brought 5 gallons of split pea soup" but one he spills it and he's yelling and cursing on the ground the windows outside make it look like evening

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 3 года назад +33

      What an astute observation. You, my friend, must be a Jew.

    • @darkartsdabbler2407
      @darkartsdabbler2407 2 года назад

      I don't think that's accurate, the office is lit the same plus we only see outside after, so... no

  • @funkydrummerplatypus
    @funkydrummerplatypus 12 лет назад +24

    Jake's headphone cord changes almost every scene. It's entertaining to watch.

  • @Drarack
    @Drarack 5 лет назад +25

    The sun set in the time it took him to spill the soup

  • @savannahshahab7775
    @savannahshahab7775 10 лет назад +65

    Anyone else rewatching the video to hear Amir say "yams" again?

  • @obviouslychris9816
    @obviouslychris9816 10 лет назад +139

    "Stop saying yams!"
    "Yams"

  • @mehbobotorp2373
    @mehbobotorp2373 9 лет назад +7

    "Who wants 5L of piping hot split-pea soup? Or should I say shit, pee poop?"
    Perhaps one of the best worst jokes I've ever heard! lolll

  • @Josh101
    @Josh101 10 лет назад +60

    check jake's headphone wire between 1:05 - 1:12

    • @mnfdsng
      @mnfdsng 10 лет назад +9

      i spy an outtake

    • @MsTigger1970
      @MsTigger1970 9 лет назад +5

      wow good spot didnt relise that

    • @Asdblasts
      @Asdblasts 9 лет назад +1

      ComboComboComboCombo Cinema Sins.....

    • @MoochieMary
      @MoochieMary 7 лет назад +1

      Josh Sharp eyes there, private

    • @AlterSucks
      @AlterSucks 6 лет назад

      lmao i caught that too, had to check the comments to see if anyone caught it too

  • @NinjaPl33z
    @NinjaPl33z 12 лет назад +15

    i love how its daytime when he spills the soup and its nighttime when the guy with the headphones is talking with him. its like they just left him there and left him for ded.

    • @heisafraid
      @heisafraid 2 года назад +5

      “The guy with the headphones”
      They both clarify their names in this episode....

    • @BenjaminGoose
      @BenjaminGoose 2 года назад +2

      @@heisafraid Amir

  • @DaaaahWhoosh
    @DaaaahWhoosh 9 лет назад +219

    I wonder if there's a permanent green stain on that carpet now...

    • @WixkedLovy
      @WixkedLovy 9 лет назад +69

      When he falls you can see there's a carpet covering a sheet covering the floor.

    • @DaaaahWhoosh
      @DaaaahWhoosh 9 лет назад +33

      WixkedLovy Oh, I do see that now. Thanks for pointing it out, it had been bothering me every time I watched this video.

    • @maplestoryfan321
      @maplestoryfan321 6 лет назад +7

      you must be fun at parties

    • @StuziCamis
      @StuziCamis 6 лет назад +32

      @maplestoryfan321 He watches J & A so religiously that he has figured all the ins and outs of the show....so yeah....he's the best at parties ;) :P

    • @ConceptCentral
      @ConceptCentral 4 года назад

      @@WixkedLovy wow thats... really obvious how did I not see that? Its like 1/4 of the screen!

  • @vand2365
    @vand2365 8 лет назад +36

    YAM PLAN THANK YOU MAM

  • @0026sd
    @0026sd 9 лет назад +18

    I wonder if they filmed this at night, when everyone else was gone, because of all the screaming.

  • @rupertcornholio209
    @rupertcornholio209 9 лет назад +88

    If the soup is so hot then how is the pot not hot on his hands while he's holding it

  • @TheWobWobWobber
    @TheWobWobWobber 11 лет назад +10

    0:16 is me when I go to wash my face in a scalding hot shower.

  • @FatWalkProductions
    @FatWalkProductions 11 лет назад +61

    That carpet must've been hard to clean up...

    • @Thatblueninja
      @Thatblueninja 5 лет назад +12

      5 years late but it's a fake carpet they brought in. :)

  • @jakecrowley6
    @jakecrowley6 9 лет назад +27

    NOW I GOTTA EAT THE YAMS

  • @galahadortiz3258
    @galahadortiz3258 8 лет назад +12

    Thought at the end Jake would be like "Hey, this soup is cold!"

    • @ReidTheRulesGuy
      @ReidTheRulesGuy 3 года назад

      Ohhh that would've been genius. And explained how he held it bare handed and also just sat there while burning.
      Would have been a good twist and a decent plan on Amir's part.

  • @Mechsrule1
    @Mechsrule1 10 лет назад +217

    I bet the janitors of that building hate them.

    • @lastofmykind8
      @lastofmykind8 9 лет назад +26

      Every time they record anything that may be sloppy, they use a carpet. Tongue, Zombie Bite, Milk Man. :)

  • @50secondgames8
    @50secondgames8 5 месяцев назад +1

    “I hate ‘em. I hate yams……. YAMS”
    I still quote that often lol

  • @kcwidman
    @kcwidman 7 лет назад +7

    “Yam plan thank ya ma’am”
    *spits a mouthful of chewed up pistachios all over the couch*

  • @leetningvancleenf5843
    @leetningvancleenf5843 2 года назад +1

    Happy post-Turkey Day, everyone. In the year we'll play it by of 2022.

  • @Famousagentman
    @Famousagentman 12 лет назад +7

    Actually, if you look, when it changes, so does the position of the camera. It's entirely possible that most of the scenes with Jake in them were done in two sittings. After he got done with one set of lines, they adjusted the camera(during which time he used the computer), then had him do the next set of lines.
    Compare 1:04 and 2:11. Same angle, same screen. Now look at 1:28. Different angle, different screen.
    With great effort comes great videos. Keep up the good work, collegehumor.

  • @childprodigy37
    @childprodigy37 12 лет назад +1

    Now that it's winter break, I can watch as many CollegeHumor videos as I want. And it begins...

  • @VMP666
    @VMP666 9 лет назад +4

    This might be my favourite episode ever.

  • @Yaktopan
    @Yaktopan 4 года назад +1

    because of this episode now he has to eat them. eat the yams. now he has to eat them. now he has to eat them. eat the yams.

  • @spishyofficial
    @spishyofficial Год назад +3

    This will forever be my most favorite J&A episode

  • @PatrickGhandour
    @PatrickGhandour 12 лет назад +19

    He made a bet with Streeter that he can keep his beard longer than Streeter can keep his long hair.
    Streeter won and as a reward, he gets to customize Jake's next haircut.

  • @wesley2936
    @wesley2936 8 лет назад +45

    Why can't Jake call from Amir's phone

    • @KuSaiki
      @KuSaiki 8 лет назад +15

      PietheBeast314 do really think Amir restricts himself to Jakes phone?

    • @wesley2936
      @wesley2936 8 лет назад +4

      ...Good point

    • @KuSaiki
      @KuSaiki 8 лет назад

      Ekvitarius then what?

    • @silasfitzgerald7887
      @silasfitzgerald7887 8 лет назад +4

      Because Amir prankcalled 911 a bunch too, it's implied

    • @jakoifman
      @jakoifman 7 лет назад +3

      If Amir prank called from the night before from jake's phone, how did jake answer Amir's call?

  • @Luckysquirrel1256
    @Luckysquirrel1256 7 лет назад +1

    The Space Jam reference at the end was the best!

  • @goauld88
    @goauld88 9 лет назад +8

    0:14 how did he boil the soup without burning the bardcode sticker?

    • @bunnyfaceperson123
      @bunnyfaceperson123 9 лет назад

      since the pot wasn't burning his hands one can assume that he didn't cook it in that pot

    • @niesamowiterayson4594
      @niesamowiterayson4594 8 лет назад +1

      +snitch Or he was just pretending that it was scalding hot

    • @NickBailuc
      @NickBailuc 7 лет назад

      he used a different pot called kazan to cook it, since the yams wouldn't cook the same time as the beans, so then he mixed the peas and the yams together in that large pot, you know what i mean

  • @TheEpicWolf64
    @TheEpicWolf64 3 года назад +1

    "Stop telling me what I mean by shit" seems very relevant these days.

  • @gruu
    @gruu 9 лет назад +7

    2:48
    YAM PLAN THANK YOU MAM!

  • @DrOfKy
    @DrOfKy 6 лет назад

    Blockbuster... Ha... A relic from a time forgotten...

  • @fakiefanboy
    @fakiefanboy 10 лет назад +5

    If you look closely you can tell the soup isn't boiling hot as stated by Amir.

    • @Jake-jf7xk
      @Jake-jf7xk 10 лет назад +7

      really? he didn't actually pour boiling hot soup on himself? you are so smart

    • @SirPwnagepotato
      @SirPwnagepotato 10 лет назад +3

      Jak e pretty sure he was being sarcastic...

    • @Fangoros
      @Fangoros 10 лет назад +1

      Jak e look at his profilepic man

    • @Nilmur2
      @Nilmur2 10 лет назад +2

      Jak e If you pay even more attention you notice that Amir is holding the Pot from the bottom with his bare hands. Which would be really fucking hot if the soup inside was boiling. I've seen another episode where Murphy and Amir pour boiling soup as an april fools on Jake and they are actually wearing gloves not sure if that was after this one though

  • @Famousagentman
    @Famousagentman 12 лет назад +1

    Yes, and I was merely going into greater detail for those who don't know why this happened, and showing all of the effort that goes into these videos.
    It is very easy to watch a video like this and not realize all of the work that goes into them. A little perspective never hurt anyone, especially if it lets the folks at college humor know that their work has not gone unnoticed.

  • @Yaalah
    @Yaalah 12 лет назад +5

    Oh Amir, you always know how to extract the laughs from me.

    • @Ranger1812
      @Ranger1812 Год назад

      Sounds like they're farming laughter.

  • @Drarack
    @Drarack 5 лет назад +1

    Why is this so funny. I think this might be my favorite J&A vid

  • @JY-eo3te
    @JY-eo3te 5 лет назад +3

    Split pea soup? More like spilled pea soup

  • @TheObsidianForger
    @TheObsidianForger 6 лет назад

    For the love of all that is holy... Anyone else notice the continuity error with his headphone cord? Every other scene it's hanging down and then back to draped back behind his head and over the other shoulder.

  • @barbaricviking
    @barbaricviking 8 лет назад +4

    That is the best screaming I have heard in my life!! :)

  • @plokijum
    @plokijum 4 года назад +1

    This is the first Jake and amir video I've watched

  • @davidxlk
    @davidxlk 10 лет назад +4

    i feel bad for the carpet every time i see their videos

  • @baldmitzvah
    @baldmitzvah 5 лет назад +1

    HAPPY POST TURKEY DAY EVERYONE

  • @BillyBob-io4mq
    @BillyBob-io4mq 10 лет назад +3

    What is Jake and Amir's job?

  • @sheldoncooper7189
    @sheldoncooper7189 12 лет назад

    (MDRS) The Mars Desert Research Station (MDRS) is the second of four planned simulated Mars habitats (or Mars Analogue Research Stations) maintained by the Mars Society.

  • @DvoraZomberg
    @DvoraZomberg 10 лет назад +5

    "No! Hell no!" 1:05

  • @roughryder5
    @roughryder5 12 лет назад +1

    Did you laugh so hard that you frickin'moved?

  • @cowgrll
    @cowgrll 10 лет назад +6

    Jake and I have the same headphones! #dope

  • @G40rc3
    @G40rc3 12 лет назад

    now this made my day brighter ^_^

  • @FrancisMetrillo
    @FrancisMetrillo 8 лет назад +3

    Lol! I miss this jake and Amir

  • @MasterTodd24
    @MasterTodd24 12 лет назад +2

    "No! Hell no!" I can't stop using that line with that voice.

  • @lastofmykind8
    @lastofmykind8 10 лет назад +9

    "No. HELL no."

  • @briankaner1717
    @briankaner1717 12 лет назад

    This is one of the best jake and Amir videos ever

  • @blakeskipper2529
    @blakeskipper2529 8 лет назад +4

    Bring em back!!!!!!!!

  • @jacksonvaughn5248
    @jacksonvaughn5248 5 лет назад +1

    his headphone cord keeps switching between shots haha

  • @elizabethcomstock4923
    @elizabethcomstock4923 8 лет назад +6

    Wait a second. If the soup is boiling hot, how is Amir holding the pot with his bare hands?

  • @richardj9016
    @richardj9016 10 лет назад +2

    0:25 i love how the women in the background just couldn't give two shits

  • @ansonstiles
    @ansonstiles 11 лет назад +7

    YAMS

  • @DeathcoreDrumzDude
    @DeathcoreDrumzDude 11 лет назад

    This is the best episode.

  • @nihilisticspacelizard1868
    @nihilisticspacelizard1868 5 лет назад +7

    That split pea soup actually looks delicious.

  • @RANDOMPEPSIBOTTLES
    @RANDOMPEPSIBOTTLES 12 лет назад +1

    I love how he is saying who wants some piping hot split pea soup and is carrying by the bottom instead of the handles. Pure logic.

  • @SnakeVenomTV12191
    @SnakeVenomTV12191 10 лет назад +5

    YAMS!!!!!!!!

  • @michirusato1862
    @michirusato1862 6 лет назад

    how was Amir holding the metal pot full of boiling hot soup with bare hands?

  • @brassmonkey4815
    @brassmonkey4815 9 лет назад +7

    i hate 'em. i hate yams.

  • @PedoStudProductions
    @PedoStudProductions 4 года назад +1

    That soup was hotter than boiling hot spum

  • @rhanaxthevoid8636
    @rhanaxthevoid8636 9 лет назад +3

    YAMS!

  • @martinoc2282
    @martinoc2282 4 года назад +1

    I have the same headphones as Jake lol

  • @sophieschreiber314
    @sophieschreiber314 5 лет назад +3

    The soup wasn’t boiling hot, it was freezing cold

  • @MannyNamiro
    @MannyNamiro 2 года назад

    I know how absolutely stupid "Or should I say "Shit, pee, poop?"" is but it gets me every time.

  • @UncleDidlles
    @UncleDidlles 8 лет назад +8

    Just noticed that jake's headphone position changes between transitions

  • @yellabelly2
    @yellabelly2 12 лет назад

    I laughed so freaking hard when he said, "Yams!" So funny.

  • @kelseegage181
    @kelseegage181 10 лет назад +4

    Yams

  • @slycooper459
    @slycooper459 10 лет назад

    At the beginning of the video its sunny out, but when the camera is on jake, its dark outside

  • @8bithallucinations
    @8bithallucinations 11 лет назад

    i keep watching the first 26 seconds and when Amir burns himself i cant breathe from laughter

  • @skrab275
    @skrab275 10 лет назад +4

    That soup is so gross

  • @onelusciouslad7841
    @onelusciouslad7841 6 лет назад

    0:14
    Amir: Oh no, oh-
    Me: Ha, funny
    Amir: OO GOD ITS BOILING AAH
    Me: Oh jesus... Im disturbed now

  • @CreativeUsernameEh
    @CreativeUsernameEh 10 лет назад +18

    wow this is so fake, when he's carry the pot like that his hands would be getting burnt (use the handles) and when he falls down his hand position changes. fake and gay friendly

    • @imanerdyyy
      @imanerdyyy 10 лет назад +73

      It's either your a troll ( Most likely ) Or this is your first time watching Jake and Amir...

    • @ConnorCreed3
      @ConnorCreed3 10 лет назад +25

      Come on, its Amir. the guy can put on sunglasses from out of nowhere

    • @Hawlem
      @Hawlem 10 лет назад +15

      Just enjoy the video you fucking physics analyst.

    • @rachelgabriella9510
      @rachelgabriella9510 10 лет назад +3

      Just enjoy the video.

    • @imanerdyyy
      @imanerdyyy 10 лет назад +4

      CreativeUsernameEh Just because a whole like three people ( apparently ) made you cry, doesn't mean you have to make the rest of us seem like we're jackass's..... And if you are actually crying, suck it up.. Its the internet -_-

  • @frankreyes6784
    @frankreyes6784 6 лет назад

    THIS LEGITIMATELY REMINDED ME OF HOW ME AND MY EX USED TO ARGUE, I USED TO SAY "FINE" AND SHE WOULD BE LIKE "THAT MEANS YES, OR ELSE BLAH BLAH...." God the memories, terrible

  • @TelescopeNoir
    @TelescopeNoir 12 лет назад +1

    A conversation between 2chainz and Amir.
    "I'm in the kitchen. Yams everywhere!" "No! Not yams!"

  • @Chordinated
    @Chordinated 12 лет назад

    this was amazing. i love you jake and amir.

  • @jesslovesawalk8557
    @jesslovesawalk8557 11 лет назад

    The Amir (if that's how you spell it, I don't know, I'm drunk and can't be arsed to check in my joyful haze) is so freaking funny. But only with the help of jake. The two personalities blend seamlessly together. Whoever came up with the idea has a brilliant sense of humour and should be proud. This is the only comment I've made in longer than I care to remember. Which means nothing to the masses. But take my word for it - funny stuff. Actually laugh out loud funny. Not fake lol funny.

  • @curioscurator
    @curioscurator 11 лет назад

    LMAO Shit Pea Soup I can't stop laughing. I love Jake and Amir.

  • @12iley12
    @12iley12 12 лет назад +2

    "I'm Jake you're Amir." "Yams." :D

  • @joshuav8061
    @joshuav8061 2 года назад +1

    This is almost a call forward to their Murphy April Fools thing lol, it's obviously not hot

  • @RyPerry092189
    @RyPerry092189 11 лет назад

    The idea of them cleaning up the carpet is amazing. Honestly, practically how did they do this?

  • @felynecomrade
    @felynecomrade 12 лет назад

    Hmm. This is better than most new Jake and Amirs. Keep it up.

  • @R2Bl3nd
    @R2Bl3nd 12 лет назад

    At 0:16 you can see it's just a square of carpet sitting on top of the regular one. In the outtakes for Milk Man you can see that they did the same thing when all the "milk" was poured on Amir's face.

  • @nickzardiashvili624
    @nickzardiashvili624 2 года назад +1

    What = Yes

  • @JH-zk6tn
    @JH-zk6tn 6 лет назад

    did you see jakes headphones constantly changing position

  • @mike0rr
    @mike0rr 12 лет назад

    The end tied it all together perfectly.