@@PXR5-PXR5 9 times out of 10 you leave them alone, they leave you alone. But if they don't leave you alone... it seems counter intuitive but the trick is to lead them slightly behind their current landing point, not in front.
On Colbert Report when he has guests he has a segment; getting to know 'name'. When he asks the question 'What is the most dangerous animal?' no one has replied 'humans'. I personally find that strange.
@@PXR5-PXR5 Agreed, bullet vs wasp, I am betting on the wasp and would not want to be anywhere near that showdown. There is always the “run just a bit faster than the next slowest person” approach, but that still has risk of a wasp being wise to that trick:-)
that's a pretty good story, a nice change from the grand wars of genocides or enslavement. i like how it's basically "what a nightmare world" for all species and humans are basically "A bit hostile, but I kind of like it !"
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I love how this one, again, shows the difference in thought patterns. The scientist doesn't have any conception of someone who would willingly choose to be prepared for battle in the way a human soldier is, and so can't even question the ones around him being anything other than scientists. Mind, this IS a death world right here, with the constant vegetation attacks and thus, the constant ADAPTATION of the wildlife, which results in the biosphere we see here. Earth built tall with its species diversity, creating a series of steps moving upwards in the food chain, before it fell back down to the beginning in a cycle. This one built wide, where each individual species is, in a way, a predator of the others. A well realized alien biosphere.
@@RequiemPoete He's part of a Xeno-Biological studies team, he says this isn't even his first rodeo, and while this planet is the worst, we've seen others in this setting, such as Miayin 4(The one from Bloodsports). You NEED protection from these things, as studying wildlife in its natural habitat would involve leaving behind the safety of cities and barriers. Heck, ESTABLISHING those sites would require being there without such protections. And this person in this can't even conceive of someone willing to do these survey missions who wasn't interested in the science of them. No concept of guards or soldiers at all. It's a different kind of thought process.
Similar to 'Deathworld', by Harry Harrison. Better known for writing 'Make Room! Make Room' (Soylent Green). Deathworld or Pyrrus was a world only crazy people went to. However Pyrrus was deadly in thousands of ways and the humans that lived there had a scorched earth policy and very quick reflexes. Every human born on the planet or visiting, needed a bootcamp. many hijinx ensued. Another good book is David Drake's 'Redliners' A military expedition to rescue colonists. Love this.
Oh I still remember their pistols. Arm mounted holster, springs to your palm the MOMENT you make a correct hand shape, shoots rocket propelled ammunition and NO SAFETY, as on their world it would be a liability. Actually sounds like smth I would own if I had the money.
Though I agree about Australia, the description of the cave dweller ceiling insects reminded me of the “glow worm cave” in New Zealand. Nice memory. Thanks.
I was listening to this as i was walking home. I laughed out loud when the alien scientist was describing that only 4 of the human expedition were wearing white suits, while the rest wore bulky black. Now I know why their own expeditions where a catastrophic failure. 😂 Ahahaha
"Members of the research team introduced themselves as belonging to something called an SAS, of which there are apparently numerous variants. Another was part of something called Force Recon, evidently some sort of physics research team. Still another belonged to something called La Legion, I'm not sure what that meant. I asked if there was any danger, one of the team quipped that they 'are' the danger. Just what I need, a malfunctioning translator..."
I know its popular to cite Australia as dangerous place number one for beasties but its not alone as countries in South America equal it when it comes to chomp venom death beasties.
He thought it would be awesome to be the first Amia to land on the planet. Not true! He would be the first Amia to land on the planet and survive. Bit of a difference.
Most of the Sci Fi on RUclips is produced by people who know nothing about science and is written for 12 year olds. This story is adult quality from start to finish.
We are carnivores. Our appendix was genetically engineered out of us 200k years ago when we were created. 46 chromosomes and a brain that knows no limits. We became a threat to our creators. We are still watched to this day. At the highest level we are contained on this prison planet. Our only chance is unity. Unity is what our creators fear the most. United we are unstoppable. Humans must be controlled and contained at all costs. We are a genetically created abomination that once united and unleashed will spread like a virus to all parts of the galaxy.
The humans said yes! "Bastards" had me dying 😂
When camping I am always much more afraid of wild people, than I am of wild animals.
Some animals think they can outsmart me. Maybe... maybe... I have yet to meet animal who can outsmart boolit.
@@PXR5-PXR5 9 times out of 10 you leave them alone, they leave you alone. But if they don't leave you alone... it seems counter intuitive but the trick is to lead them slightly behind their current landing point, not in front.
On Colbert Report when he has guests he has a segment; getting to know 'name'. When he asks the question 'What is the most dangerous animal?' no one has replied 'humans'. I personally find that strange.
@@kiwikidusa me too. Have a nice evening thoughtful person.
@@PXR5-PXR5 Agreed, bullet vs wasp, I am betting on the wasp and would not want to be anywhere near that showdown. There is always the “run just a bit faster than the next slowest person” approach, but that still has risk of a wasp being wise to that trick:-)
that's a pretty good story, a nice change from the grand wars of genocides or enslavement.
i like how it's basically "what a nightmare world" for all species and humans are basically "A bit hostile, but I kind of like it !"
More like "Hey I've been here before, just less kangaroos here"
"Every plant on this planet is laden with potent toxins..."
"Delicious!"
This collection of Sci Fi is fantastic. The writer deserves some sort of award.
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And you can see all his other work in this playlist:
ruclips.net/p/PLkBGMBYRr0mGfLtO633JFDuJd_dehSle-&si=lMnFyGyxacMpmtYO
So it's space Australia
😂😂😂😂
point!
Thanks mate it's nice to be appreciated.
It’s space, I’m sure there’s a scarlet rot planet out there somewhere. Possibly with a couple poison oceans just to round out the ecosystem.
Bwahahaha
I love how this one, again, shows the difference in thought patterns. The scientist doesn't have any conception of someone who would willingly choose to be prepared for battle in the way a human soldier is, and so can't even question the ones around him being anything other than scientists.
Mind, this IS a death world right here, with the constant vegetation attacks and thus, the constant ADAPTATION of the wildlife, which results in the biosphere we see here. Earth built tall with its species diversity, creating a series of steps moving upwards in the food chain, before it fell back down to the beginning in a cycle. This one built wide, where each individual species is, in a way, a predator of the others. A well realized alien biosphere.
Well why would a science team need military escort? Military is only needed because of pirates and aggressive carnivore sapients. Lol
@@RequiemPoete He's part of a Xeno-Biological studies team, he says this isn't even his first rodeo, and while this planet is the worst, we've seen others in this setting, such as Miayin 4(The one from Bloodsports).
You NEED protection from these things, as studying wildlife in its natural habitat would involve leaving behind the safety of cities and barriers. Heck, ESTABLISHING those sites would require being there without such protections.
And this person in this can't even conceive of someone willing to do these survey missions who wasn't interested in the science of them. No concept of guards or soldiers at all. It's a different kind of thought process.
@SageofStars I was being sarcastic. It's clearly a different thought process, but I can see why. If it's that dangerous you send drones.
I love how all these stories make us look so badass.
Poor little alien wasn't ready for all that 😆
lol it’s going to be one hell of a story when he gets back…they might even pin a metal on him.
The Amian or the predator species that got blasted to hell?
@@sandrosliske I suppose both at this point 😆
I love the description of the "black suited scientist's" "sample collectors"
I love all the stories with these crazy bird people
Similar to 'Deathworld', by Harry Harrison. Better known for writing 'Make Room! Make Room' (Soylent Green). Deathworld or Pyrrus was a world only crazy people went to. However Pyrrus was deadly in thousands of ways and the humans that lived there had a scorched earth policy and very quick reflexes. Every human born on the planet or visiting, needed a bootcamp. many hijinx ensued. Another good book is David Drake's 'Redliners' A military expedition to rescue colonists. Love this.
Thanks. Deathworld's a novel I think I might have read once or twice and I've been trying to remember the title.
Oh I still remember their pistols. Arm mounted holster, springs to your palm the MOMENT you make a correct hand shape, shoots rocket propelled ammunition and NO SAFETY, as on their world it would be a liability. Actually sounds like smth I would own if I had the money.
@@Have_some_plasma There were experiments with mini-rocket "bullets" in the 50's or 60's,,Demo Ranch shot some
"We drew lots"- *Ad break*
Unintentionally hilarious
LOL, I said bastards at the same time as the Amia scientist in the story at the beginning, made me grin.
I would be surprise if any advanced aliens would willingly hitch a ride, in the contraptions we put people on, before yeeting them into space.
Though I agree about Australia, the description of the cave dweller ceiling insects reminded me of the “glow worm cave” in New Zealand. Nice memory. Thanks.
"I claim this planet in the name of Earth!!!" (Terry the Terran) 😜
Death World? That sounds like a pleasant vacation spot!
What's the Mojito like there.
Sounds like a safari or hunting trip to me. Rabbit season! Duck season! Rabbit season!
Wabbit seasoning
Xfarblaq-Season! 🤗
thoroughly enjoyed the story and looking forward to more alien/human interaction and study
19:09 Yup, that's some VERY important scientific tools.
Hell, yes! I am all here for more from WRickWrites. Love the universe he has created and more from the Amia is great.
Australian be like mate is a vacation spot. Can I buy some land don’t worry I bring my own g 🐊
I was listening to this as i was walking home. I laughed out loud when the alien scientist was describing that only 4 of the human expedition were wearing white suits, while the rest wore bulky black.
Now I know why their own expeditions where a catastrophic failure.
😂 Ahahaha
Very engaging, very well written.
Thanks!
Thanks @jackdeknife, your super-thanks is very much appreciated!
19:23 so what reaction will they have when they realize it’s a flamethrower?
This story go good I was looking for the next one but it just got loaded
Release a herd of goats on the planet. In 1000 years, there won't be anything left but scrub grass and goat droppings ... and a race of super-goats.
True
Poor Amia thinking the flame throwers were sample collectors.
Great story! What are the odds that they BBQ the remains of C-0085? LOL!!!
100%
16:00 "scientists and donkeys in the middle!"
100%
I love the Australien Comments :D
This is a great story
You get to go I’m not sure whether I win or lose. Depends on if you make it back with all of your extremities.
why are these things reminding me of the caves in Satisfactory...its literally a description of caves in that game!
I love this series written from the perspective of the Amia. Is there a playlist?
I wondered the same thing.
@@KlaxontheImpailr There is
user Rick writes is the best
Never eat the food never go out when it’s dark. Don’t jump in any water and especially don’t go into caves.
"Members of the research team introduced themselves as belonging to something called an SAS, of which there are apparently numerous variants. Another was part of something called Force Recon, evidently some sort of physics research team. Still another belonged to something called La Legion, I'm not sure what that meant. I asked if there was any danger, one of the team quipped that they 'are' the danger. Just what I need, a malfunctioning translator..."
Plants break the walls? Grow the plants into walls
@clair
Australia model had to come from somewhere. But I think Australia is over the top😊
We're *not* that bad!
As far as A.I read stories go, this one isn't too bad.
The humor indicates that this could be a human written story. A.I. doesn't do funny stories (yet).
Good story as always 🥰
Interesting.
I thoroughly enjoyed this video!!! I actually LOL'd quite a few times....
If anybody noticed the name of the planet I wouldn't go near it. If you've ever seen the anime or the movie Zeram you would know better.
Thank you, that was fun.
So... The planet is your regular rainforest?
Hey, they found Catachan!
I know its popular to cite Australia as dangerous place number one for beasties but its not alone as countries in South America equal it when it comes to chomp venom death beasties.
Right but those don't have the lethal Australian accent.
It sounds like the place that that big flower from "Little Shop of Horrors" came from.
Clearly, mall cops from the US and not space Marines.
He thought it would be awesome to be the first Amia to land on the planet. Not true! He would be the first Amia to land on the planet and survive. Bit of a difference.
Those plants sound like the weeds in my garden
What kind of strange alternative Avatar universe is this supposed to be.
could make a great short-movie.
Who is author and who is reading this?
This was written by the amazing u/WRickWrites on reddit (Part 2 out tomorrow).
Link in the description.
The narrator is an AI narrator.
I don't think those are scanners and samplers at 19:10
Most of the Sci Fi on RUclips is produced by people who know nothing about science and is written for 12 year olds. This story is adult quality from start to finish.
Ah, so Catachan...
A man of culture.
Catachan indeed.
We are basically orks.
Sounds like Australia 😁
I come from the land down under.
Nothing can survive on that planet don’t go down there everything on the planet dead what happened? People people happened
Y do alot of these stories say humans are carnivores? Am I missing something?
They usually say they are omnivores.
We are carnivores. Our appendix was genetically engineered out of us 200k years ago when we were created. 46 chromosomes and a brain that knows no limits. We became a threat to our creators. We are still watched to this day. At the highest level we are contained on this prison planet. Our only chance is unity. Unity is what our creators fear the most. United we are unstoppable. Humans must be controlled and contained at all costs. We are a genetically created abomination that once united and unleashed will spread like a virus to all parts of the galaxy.
Well we are capable of consuming meat for food, but being called omnivores would be more apt
This is seen from the point of view of species which are all herbivores not used to carnivores so they exaggerate that the humans are carnivores.
Colonial Marines lead the way.
It's catachan.
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