I am scrolling through the comments looking at the profile names trying to predict which of these psycho's will be in the next installment of Bri's Cooked Subscribers....I predict it will be the user "Dysfunctional Dildo". HAHA
I was literally thinking like 20 seconds ago that I wanted to watch one of your videos but I couldn't decide which one to watch lol And yes, more of these would be absolutely fantastic. I *love* some good old confession stories
I've been studying in an Orthodox gymnasium in Russia, from the age of 7 to 11. This school was very religious and we always had a bunch of events going on. Every once in a while, we had an event where we confessed all of our bad deeds to the priest. I've been a very innocent kid and had nothing to confess, so I just made up some random stories to please the priest. I moved away from Russia one year after leaving this school, so these memories are really precious to me, because they remind me of my homeland that I haven't been to in ages.
Not as wild as some of these but when I was about 7 I was getting out of the bath and smashed my lower back on the tap, over the next few days it bruised up majorly like I'm talking dark bruising welted up, dark dots all through it. Anyway we had swimming lessons, mum kind of told me to try and keep it hidden because it was at the time where hitting (disiplening) children was becoming a no no. Anyway mum annoyed me one morning so I purposely let the burise be seen by the teacher she questioned me and I told her mum caused it. Well she got a call, the Chaplin at school got involved, principle we all had a meeting and I had to explain what really happened I had to explain I said mum did it because i was annoyed at her. I got lunch time detention for a week and a bloody good belting when I got home for the trouble I caused.
@@Jane-oz7pp … It’s a new feature appearing in some channels where you can help out the channel owner/host/hostess financially & your post will be highlighted. Look for the small heart with the dollar sign in it & the word “thanks” underneath. It’s similar to when you contribute on channel livestreams 👍😎👍
I discovered your channel, from a guy I discovered reacting to European Motorsports, reacting to you, reacting to Australia. Your welcome from Denmark 😊
I just absolutely laughed my face off at the very last confession.. so good, lol :D Also, I would absolutely LOVE many more of these kinds of vids, pls ;)
so so epic, your fans are the best. The only question i have are they all fans? or are you just retelling all your tragic tales with the Vanier of anominity
My confession is that, I like this girl in my drama class and we've been paired up and when we have to come closer to each other I get so flustered I forget my lines.
Always thought it was just me that got the werid sensation when unwated things are talked about eg somome being sick/breaking a bone good to know I'm not.
7:30 nah bro, that's lawful neutral. They didn't turn themselves in because it was the right thing to do, they did it for the lighter sentence. Lawful Neutral.
For all those people new to acid, or thinking of trying it for the first time, I strongly suggest NOT having a dump while you're on it. I couldn't get of the dunny for about 4 hours and ended up cutting the circulation off to my legs, and ended up just falling off the toilet and bobcatting myself across the bathroom floor back into the loungeroom. Fucking good night that one.
Can confirm. Do you have any idea how complicated taking a shit is? So many things to control. Best leave it in autopilot. if you can, have a nice simple dinner the night before. But violent evacuation isn't a bad thing, put all your sour there n puke it out. Its good for you.
When I was nine me and a few friends were chasing some boys(I’m gay but I did not know at the time) and I was wearing boots with 2 inches heals one guy tripped me as revenge I decided to trip him. I swung my heal up but he was so fast I didn’t have time to adjust my foot so my heal kicked his crotch he fell over his head hit a stony cement ledge.( he was okay I haven’t tripped anyone since) I was also the witness to many marriages behind the sandbox.
Hope you're reading this, you're one of my crushes , next to gibiasmr. I hope to have someone like you as my soulmate as well as an Aussie wife. Thanks for entertaining me in this difficult times. Also few weeks.until my 31st birthday. Hope you read this
Trying to catch up to some old vids but new ones keep popping so often that is distracting. Never had a better problem lol It really bothers me that ive found Brianne existed so very late in life. Would definitely be watching for yrs non stop and will do onwards
Once when I was in year one I shit my pants but was too embarrassed to say anything so I just kept it to myself the whole day (it happened in the morning before recess btw) Kids kept making fun of me for farting so much but I didn't even argue cause the reality was way fucken worse. When I got home, I hid the underwear under my bed and just didn't say anything. Also, my mum voted for Pauline Hanson in the last federal election- that's probably more embarrassing than the poop story
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I am scrolling through the comments looking at the profile names trying to predict which of these psycho's will be in the next installment of Bri's Cooked Subscribers....I predict it will be the user "Dysfunctional Dildo". HAHA
Brianne… I’m surprised you didn’t include a “that’s f**ked up!” category on your chart here 👍😂
I was literally thinking like 20 seconds ago that I wanted to watch one of your videos but I couldn't decide which one to watch lol
And yes, more of these would be absolutely fantastic. I *love* some good old confession stories
I decided for you 😌
@@ruckuslike thank you for your wisdom, oh wise one. This was a whole roller-coaster
Woah 3 videos in less than 2 weeks!? Brianne is feeding us and I’m loving every second of it!
Back on the grind
Nurses in the psych ward just came to check I was okay because apparently my laughing sounds like crying, safe to say I like this channel
Hahahah I absolutely love that
Good quality content. You totally need to make a shirt that says "low budget shit show". I guarantee it would sell like hot cakes.
I am so tempted
pls do i'll buy it
@@evy-8509 yes I'll by that
Omg plz that would be phenomenal
It definitely has a ring to it... I resonate with that. Please do, I'm in.
Was just about to ask a teacher for a assignment extension, but then Brianne uploaded so I decided to do it later. This is why I need an extension…
Hahaha I love it 😂
I've been studying in an Orthodox gymnasium in Russia, from the age of 7 to 11. This school was very religious and we always had a bunch of events going on. Every once in a while, we had an event where we confessed all of our bad deeds to the priest. I've been a very innocent kid and had nothing to confess, so I just made up some random stories to please the priest. I moved away from Russia one year after leaving this school, so these memories are really precious to me, because they remind me of my homeland that I haven't been to in ages.
went on a Brianne binge, caught up on all your recent videos that I hadn't watched yet, only to see you posted another, absolutely perfect timing
Holy shit, solid 🙏
@@ruckuslike too bad most things I do just tend to be straight gas.
People are savage…
Says literally anyone who relentlessly roasts strangers for their choices.
Not as wild as some of these but when I was about 7 I was getting out of the bath and smashed my lower back on the tap, over the next few days it bruised up majorly like I'm talking dark bruising welted up, dark dots all through it. Anyway we had swimming lessons, mum kind of told me to try and keep it hidden because it was at the time where hitting (disiplening) children was becoming a no no. Anyway mum annoyed me one morning so I purposely let the burise be seen by the teacher she questioned me and I told her mum caused it.
Well she got a call, the Chaplin at school got involved, principle we all had a meeting and I had to explain what really happened I had to explain I said mum did it because i was annoyed at her. I got lunch time detention for a week and a bloody good belting when I got home for the trouble I caused.
Hoolllyyyy shit
Gotta love how crazy Brisbane stories nearly always start with being in the valley
these are my favourite kind of videos. u just can see the point brianne realises how stupid or f'd up the comment is and she just starts laughing
Brianne… Ever since you pitched this idea, I’ve been waiting for this 🔥😈🔥. ALWAYS a joy to tune in for your classy “low budget shit show” ❤️👍😎❤️
Hahah it was a wild ride
@@ruckuslike .. WHY am I not surprised??? 😂😂😂
Oh no, they show the paid comments as paid, now I'm going to be eternally shamefaced about my mooching 😩😩
@@Jane-oz7pp … It’s a new feature appearing in some channels where you can help out the channel owner/host/hostess financially & your post will be highlighted. Look for the small heart with the dollar sign in it & the word “thanks” underneath. It’s similar to when you contribute on channel livestreams 👍😎👍
Please do more of these, or at least a part 2. Love being up to date with the gossip haha
Honestly I’m so keen
ok i really needed a new brianne video during my mental breakdown 🤪🤪🤪
Hahaha happy mental breakdown day!!
Defintely needed this video after the shittest day at school hahaha😂Gotta love the deputies chasing me whoops lmao
Ooost glad to be of service!
These stories are almost reddit tier confessions and its absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣
I definitely want more of these videos! Absolutely hysterical! 😂
More to come!
@@ruckuslike yay!!
I'm Becky's fiance (the valley chick) and I've never been so proud 😂
Hahahab you’ve snagged a good one
I discovered your channel, from a guy I discovered reacting to European Motorsports, reacting to you, reacting to Australia. Your welcome from Denmark 😊
I just absolutely laughed my face off at the very last confession.. so good, lol :D
Also, I would absolutely LOVE many more of these kinds of vids, pls ;)
More to come!
First story is an absolute howler!! Going back to watch the rest :) Edit: Didn't disappoint :D
I love the solution to the first one no more drugs on bin night
Hahahah I had a good chuckle at that
Please more of this I love this
Absolutely
This was a banger, some more of the fast food employee confessions would be great, or anything along that category yk?
I could be doing homework but like, what’s better than procrastinating with a Brianne Worth video??
Fuk homework :)
Do your homework tho
Lmao I’ll get round to it
"get it together bitch"
fucken lost it already, I love when you do story videos
Was having a stroke :)
@@ruckuslike … That, or a colossal mind f**k ✋️😆🤚
Nearly every concerning Brisbane story comes out of the valley. I swear that place is wild af
the way that this video ruined but also made my whole night is wild
HOLY FUCK THIS IS INCREDIBLE, YES I WILL WATCH A HUNDRED OF THESE
Pleeeeaaaseeee do more im begging you
I'm from South Africa BTW
PLEASE NO, I remember doing this in preschool💀 8:08
well that escalated quickly...
So quickly
AHAHAHAH WHAT I MADE IT INTO THE VIDEO??? THANKS BRIANNE 🥰🥰🥰
Also lmao no, it’s been like 6 years and no one’s found out yet 🤩🤩
Hahaha legend!
Brianne it is 4:45am here and your insane video is encouraging my lack of sleep, thanks and also pls someone knock me out
Get onto the sleep meditation!
@@ruckuslike queen you’re right I’ll get on it and hopefully be asleep before my alarm in a few hours hahahaha
The amount of chaos in these stories are amazing, please do more! 😂
Quality content as usual x
❤️❤️
Loved it, yeah I would watch more of this.
i need more of this in my life
Love the videos and everyone in the community will have crazy stories so more won't be hard to get content for
Absolutely 👏
More of these I love how at the end you gave up ranking them lol
more of this please, that was hilarious
I was too nervous to confess this time, do it again and i might admitt to some bangers
You better
I hope you have an amazing day and I want to let you know you always make my day :)
Aw thanks so much! I hope you’ve had a great day 🌞
i love these confession videos
That was just straight up chaotic
Glad you enjoy my chaos 🤙🏼
Hahahah loved every minute
tryna figure out if this is more or less detrimental to our mental health than straight tiktok
will get back to ya
Very hard to say
so so epic, your fans are the best. The only question i have are they all fans? or are you just retelling all your tragic tales with the Vanier of anominity
My confession is that, I like this girl in my drama class and we've been paired up and when we have to come closer to each other I get so flustered I forget my lines.
Oh my god literally same! Only problem is the girl is my best friend (who also happens to be bi) and I've known since before I can remember....
definitely need more
More!!!
You got it
I think my cat even likes your Chanel turned on your video he imidently ran up and watched the screen like not even joking
Tell ur cat I love him
I'm like... chaotic good? I don't really care about rules or anything other than doing things to help people.
You should have a bigger audience. 100%
HOW AM I THIS EARLY???? I wasn't even notified! I goddamn made it in life y'all. It's almost 1a.m and I have work in a few hours but I have made IT!
Holy shit solid effort!
This video was fucking mint. Definitely need more.
Keen to do more
I have lots of stories, none to top those tho. Guess I'll have to wait for worst medical issues one.
Leave ‘em in the next confessions vid!
Damn I've never been so early to anything...... I HAVE COMPLETED MY LIFE PURPOSE 😭😭😭😭
Welcome 😇
Also as much as these confessions are off the rails you should check out fans of alyx weiss confessions if you want a even wilder story time.
I’ll have to give it a sus!
Today i have an important math exam thing, but this video is actually more important in some way 😅
Hahaha I love that
Yeah, at this point I really am just here for your hands.
If I had a dollar
Oh yes another banger
This video was everything 🤣
Love your videos!!
Thanks Emma! 🤍
Loved this! ❤️
🤍🙏
More of this content plsss 🙏🏼🌶
proud to be the diversity submission so lawful good got attention
Can we get a part 2?
Absolutely
Maybe even a part three?
I really want to come to Australia but I don't have the money. I'm unemployed and I'm from South Africa so it super expensive for us
It’s alright you’re not missing much
Always thought it was just me that got the werid sensation when unwated things are talked about eg somome being sick/breaking a bone good to know I'm not.
7:30 nah bro, that's lawful neutral. They didn't turn themselves in because it was the right thing to do, they did it for the lighter sentence. Lawful Neutral.
Damn ur right tho
My most wild story I cant remember 🤷♂️
Makes sense
plz do more of those videos but no more human liquid of any kind plzzzzz
okay I'm scared just from the first 20 seconds
It gets so much more hectic
Just watched through a bunch of your “reacting to audiences questions/confessions”. What are the ofds
Alignment with the universe
ur telling me no one else on the plane noticed she threw up or helped like its an 8+ hour flight where everyone at
For all those people new to acid, or thinking of trying it for the first time, I strongly suggest NOT having a dump while you're on it.
I couldn't get of the dunny for about 4 hours and ended up cutting the circulation off to my legs, and ended up just falling off the toilet and bobcatting myself across the bathroom floor back into the loungeroom. Fucking good night that one.
Can confirm. Do you have any idea how complicated taking a shit is? So many things to control. Best leave it in autopilot. if you can, have a nice simple dinner the night before. But violent evacuation isn't a bad thing, put all your sour there n puke it out. Its good for you.
5:40 HOW do u hallucinate from speed….
yes
my life is hella boring, like, it amazes me people can have stuff like this happen their life. where is my trauma? cmon bestie, share it around
😂😂
YES. Please do another one... BTW when I was in the Army Reserve I spewed on the Warrant Officers wife...
How on earth
@@ruckuslike was a big celebratory mess for our unit, I was total maggot..
When I was nine me and a few friends were chasing some boys(I’m gay but I did not know at the time) and I was wearing boots with 2 inches heals one guy tripped me as revenge I decided to trip him. I swung my heal up but he was so fast I didn’t have time to adjust my foot so my heal kicked his crotch he fell over his head hit a stony cement ledge.( he was okay I haven’t tripped anyone since)
I was also the witness to many marriages behind the sandbox.
Hope you're reading this, you're one of my crushes , next to gibiasmr.
I hope to have someone like you as my soulmate as well as an Aussie wife. Thanks for entertaining me in this difficult times.
Also few weeks.until my 31st birthday. Hope you read this
Trying to catch up to some old vids but new ones keep popping so often that is distracting. Never had a better problem lol
It really bothers me that ive found Brianne existed so very late in life. Would definitely be watching for yrs non stop and will do onwards
I think we all expected them to be concerning-
I was not prepared
i'm worrying for the general population
Me too, me too
idk, an argument could be made that catfishing straight men is chaotic good.
You make a valid point
Neither of my confessions made into the video but my friend said I was chaotic evil eny way sooo
Gonna do a part 2 😎
@@ruckuslike using the same submitted stories or a different community post?
i didn't submit any story cuz my only good story included bodily fluids.
me: no poo stories!!!
✨vomit✨
We thought we were safe 🥲
Nothing like a confessions video to make me realise my life is incredibly boring and uneventful. Probably shouldn't complain though...
It’s probably for the best
this is cooked as hell. im scared
It is literally SUCH a wild ride
i convinced my entire year i was german
Honestly? Impressive
Once when I was in year one I shit my pants but was too embarrassed to say anything so I just kept it to myself the whole day (it happened in the morning before recess btw)
Kids kept making fun of me for farting so much but I didn't even argue cause the reality was way fucken worse.
When I got home, I hid the underwear under my bed and just didn't say anything.
Also, my mum voted for Pauline Hanson in the last federal election- that's probably more embarrassing than the poop story
Oh my god
Oh no...
Oh yes
Oh mines gods.
You’re right
Technically there was shit this time, but holy fuck
Wait where was the shit how did I miss that
@@ruckuslike i meant no shit, still bodily fluids though