Regan Wagteveld doesn’t understand what? I don’t get that. Is it because it has a lower population? Or it’s isolated? Coz the people are extremely diverse, and other Australians keep buying up the houses, so isn’t that a good reflection? Or is because of ignorance - where a lot of people actually have no experience of Tasmanians but the assumption is fun to make?
Thanks for the shout out Brianne. Hopefully you're not mentally scarred from all the confessions. There are some seriously strange individuals out there. Have a great week 👍
One time I got black out drunk and woke up in the dorm room directly below my friends dorm room that I was supposed to be inside. Also one time I got the flu in high school and was in the library when I got the irresistable urge to throw up so I sprinted out to try to get to the bathroom in time and literally threw up for about 30 feet all over the hallway until the bathroom, I feel bad for the janitor.
So there was about ten of us and at the Leichhardt coles there is a massive tech section for some reason with about 500 batteries all up and they didn’t have like any locks so we racked all of them and then each bought like a drink to not look suspicious. Now there are locks, they search bags and have staff patrolling the area, but we sold the all for around $300 so it was worth it.
I was at a concert of one of my favourite local bands. I met the guitarist and had a fangirl moment and spilt my drink all down his shirt. Funnily enough, it was one of your shirts.
13:49, a similar thing happened to me at year 6 camp. I lost my water bottle for about a day (in Australia so that was a crisis). But the day after, someone in my cabin “found” my water bottle. Long story short, it was curled up in my friends bedsheets and someone sat on his bed and my water bottle went up his butt.
Was watching Parks and Rec with my hubby whilst listening to this video. We stopped Parks and Rec, unplugged my headphones and listened to some of the cooked shit people get up to...Thanks Brianne for bringing this video into the world because it made our night :D
Speaking of torturing cats, didn't you tweet saying that *you just found out cats don't like being put in the freezer* (reacting to old high school tweets video) Love your videos Brianne!!
Still havent told my mum about passing out for 3 hours at the last party I went to, regaining consciousness to one of my mates and 2 strangers attempting to drag me out through the garage past some cops who had shown up for the 6th time that night whilst unknowingly having "Gas the Jews" scrawled across my forehead in bright green texta. That was an interesting one
I have a friend who comes from Chile but moved to Australia 2 yrs ago. We went on a maths challenge competition in my town representing the school and after the competition, my teacher took us to Maccas and got us soft serves and I found out my friend had never gone inside a McDonald’s! Like seriously!? She also said that she never wants to go inside one!
I have too many confessions but the best one is that when I was in 9th grade I was friends with mostly seniors that were all in my art class and they wanted me in of their senior prank so we all got really high and drew a massive mural in the bathroom, I mean it covered every centimeter of every wall with sharpies and spray paint. It’s still there today.
This video was definitely one that got me laughing so hard as well as cringed at some of those really twisted confessions...when is your next reading your confessions video????
I honestly need more. But i also feel really bad for laughing. I just love how it goes from 'I was super innocent as a kid' to 'I was super not innocent as a kid'
I was watching one of your videos in class (because you know week 10 of Australian high school you do absolutely nothing) anyway so I was watching one of your videos and I was laughing in a silent classroom so much that I had to stop the video and take a nap
0:00. WTF!?!? FIRST SECOND IN AND IM DEAD ALREADY! HOW!?! Edit (my confession): i used to play with red back spiders (dead or alive) that i found in the garage like dolls and when i was bored with them i would pass them to my sister and eat them (i was 3 she was 5)
in year 5 camp i wash showering (the showers had little gaps under eachother so the water went through each shower) and i peed and blamed it on my friend
As a child (around 7yo) l witnessed my cousin stab three kittens to death and my uncle did nothing to stop him. As far as I'm concerned he's a ghost and no longer exists. I still get nightmares about it,
I rember when I was about 6 I climbed into the recycling bin and then the kids from down the road came and sat on top of the bin until my dad woke up at 10
Freddie Mercury visited me in a dream and helped me realise where I got the inspiration for the voice of one of the characters I invented for my fiction. In the dream, he told me that I shouldn't be ashamed or apologise for the person I am, or who I love. In high school, I caved to peer pressure and took a drag of a cigarette from one of my friends. I coughed until I passed out, and then when I came two, I had to throw up in the bushes. One time, I followed my brother onto the roof of our house and got stuck there. To this day I occasionally go up there just for some peace, if I could practice guitar up there in the summer I would. I was walking in the park on the way home from school one day, had a bad day and just want some peace and quiet. Accidently walked straight in on my friend kissing her boyfriend, he went white as a sheet when he saw me, she burst out laughing and I was so embarrassed I stumbled into a ditch and got covered in mud, bless her she tried very hard to stifle her laughter but apparently it was just too funny.
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Alabama: **Exists**
Australia: "Hold my beer"
thats a lot of beer
Hold up
*tasmania
South Australia*
Groote Eylandt*
bri: that's not funny
also bri: *laughing at said thing
her humour makes me laugh so much i think im getting abs
These dudes are more cooked than the patties from your trolly bbq
u got my crying dude hahahahaha
Cool Snack Attack ?
you know its gonna be a Brianne classic when she cuts off her sentence in the beginning
never clicked so fast on a video.
My heart skipped a beat when i heard the first line of this vid!!
Agreed! 😂
I think that you perfectly represent our Australian culture
Agreed
TRUE
So tru
I'm Canadian so that's good to know. 👍😎
Racso all of these confessions don't necessarily come from Australia
Murdered cat. Outstanding start! 😂 How much worse can this get??
Ellie C much , *much worse*
Wow I've never felt more Aussie in my life watching Brianne with home and away in the background
That show is still a thing???
just another account unfortunately
"If you don't have a gay friend you ARE the gay friend"
Thats gonna be in my head for a while
Here’s my confession:
I got banned from my school library for a term for putting all the bibles in the fiction section, it’s a Christian school.
@Jimmi Johnson Oh God lmao
LMFAO GOOD JOB
Legend
Good idea 😏 I’ll remember that one
OMG thats amazing siuhgsv
I've picked up one or two for a little snacky-snack
- Brianne, 2019
Scarlett Lane 69th like
‘C’s get degrees’ is my favourite uni saying
Banana Cat or P’s get degrees ;)
P’s get degrees 😂
"Me and my cousins..." must be from tassie
Regan Wagteveld net they had two heads
Bet*
Where does the two heads thing even come from? Never have found my scar from the amputation...
Regan Wagteveld doesn’t understand what? I don’t get that. Is it because it has a lower population? Or it’s isolated? Coz the people are extremely diverse, and other Australians keep buying up the houses, so isn’t that a good reflection? Or is because of ignorance - where a lot of people actually have no experience of Tasmanians but the assumption is fun to make?
Not true only the bogans did that ~I’m from Darwin but lives in tassie and I hate it
*..."If you don't HAVE a gay friend, you ARE the gay friend....."*
that's deep.
Once in year 8 I wrote the 4 main islands of japan on my hand for a test and I spelt them wrong and got the question wrong
Thanks for the shout out Brianne. Hopefully you're not mentally scarred from all the confessions. There are some seriously strange individuals out there. Have a great week 👍
One time I got black out drunk and woke up in the dorm room directly below my friends dorm room that I was supposed to be inside. Also one time I got the flu in high school and was in the library when I got the irresistable urge to throw up so I sprinted out to try to get to the bathroom in time and literally threw up for about 30 feet all over the hallway until the bathroom, I feel bad for the janitor.
My battery theft made into the vid omg I’m fangirling so hard rn
Js-Blizzard ...mastermind...
Js-Blizzard but how many batteries were there
Yeah give more details
So there was about ten of us and at the Leichhardt coles there is a massive tech section for some reason with about 500 batteries all up and they didn’t have like any locks so we racked all of them and then each bought like a drink to not look suspicious. Now there are locks, they search bags and have staff patrolling the area, but we sold the all for around $300 so it was worth it.
Js-Blizzard a true king
I was at a concert of one of my favourite local bands. I met the guitarist and had a fangirl moment and spilt my drink all down his shirt. Funnily enough, it was one of your shirts.
Oooo who was the band?!
13:49, a similar thing happened to me at year 6 camp. I lost my water bottle for about a day (in Australia so that was a crisis). But the day after, someone in my cabin “found” my water bottle. Long story short, it was curled up in my friends bedsheets and someone sat on his bed and my water bottle went up his butt.
Brianne: This isn't funny. Aw, no. That's not funny at all.
Also Brianne: *laughs while saying that*
i haven't laughed so hard during this year thank you Brianne, and is it weird that I want to watch more of these???
Btw your intro is so cool, living for it
Was watching Parks and Rec with my hubby whilst listening to this video. We stopped Parks and Rec, unplugged my headphones and listened to some of the cooked shit people get up to...Thanks Brianne for bringing this video into the world because it made our night :D
I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL SO FRICKING MUCH 😍
love it when Brianne calls me cooked
Speaking of torturing cats, didn't you tweet saying that *you just found out cats don't like being put in the freezer* (reacting to old high school tweets video)
Love your videos Brianne!!
Still havent told my mum about passing out for 3 hours at the last party I went to, regaining consciousness to one of my mates and 2 strangers attempting to drag me out through the garage past some cops who had shown up for the 6th time that night whilst unknowingly having "Gas the Jews" scrawled across my forehead in bright green texta. That was an interesting one
sees description box
hears murdered cat confession
sees 15 minutes to go
me: o boy, strap yourselves in
Holy shit never clicked so fast! I love you Brianne❤️❤️❤️
Was binging Brianne and then she uploaded so happy!
yeww!
Your opening thing gets me so hyped
Yassss the content we need
Aww thanks for the mention you cutie! Sounds like your subscribers are just as savage as mine! 😂😂
ur second video was insane!! haha
notification squad! love your vids so much and you always make me laugh. keep doing what you’re doing💘💘
i got an ab workout from all the mini chuckles during this video lmao
also post notifs are on :)
Been a huge fan for ages but this is the best vid yet
I love you so much Brianne! I love your hustle! Keep up the amazing work! ❤️
brianne: we want some tea, sis
me: WHAT THE FUCKSKDOWKSBAFISKDN THAT IS NOT BRIANNE
Hell yeah!!
But I think the real confession we need is;
What does dog food taste like?
Well, I'll give you this; wet dog food taste better than dry dog food
I was sitting in my lounge room with my family around me with my earphones in laughing my ass off. Love you videos
That start though, just clicked on the video so fun ideas. But obviously mint video, enjoy your night.
I knew this was going to be a great video just by the first confession! Great job! haha
Honestly the best person I’ve ever seen in so many ways
I have a friend who comes from Chile but moved to Australia 2 yrs ago. We went on a maths challenge competition in my town representing the school and after the competition, my teacher took us to Maccas and got us soft serves and I found out my friend had never gone inside a McDonald’s! Like seriously!? She also said that she never wants to go inside one!
It’s like game of thrones but with cousins 😂How could so many people do that🤦♀️
that first bit before the intro had me in tears
I have too many confessions but the best one is that when I was in 9th grade I was friends with mostly seniors that were all in my art class and they wanted me in of their senior prank so we all got really high and drew a massive mural in the bathroom, I mean it covered every centimeter of every wall with sharpies and spray paint. It’s still there today.
Well I'm scarred for life after this. Thanks Brianne
when the hands get going, you know she ain't fucking around
I don't even know if I should be happy that you read my confession.
Aaron Glanville I don’t know if I do or don’t want to hear which one it was
Honestly same tho
... I want to know which one it was lmao
Omg yaaaaaay. I’ve been waiting for this
“I’ve never had a mc nugget” ... *silence*... “bullshit” your response was so pure 😂🙌🏼
Haven’t seen these types of videos, I enjoyed this 😊
"actually cooked" same
Definitely going to Australia so I can meet everybody's cousin. 😉
Bang!
This video was definitely one that got me laughing so hard as well as cringed at some of those really twisted confessions...when is your next reading your confessions video????
"I ate a biscuit and pulled out half my tooth"
Well wtf did you do with the rest of it ?
Is your pp emily menges
@@vanillaonmytongue2 Hayley Raso
I read your comment at the same time she said it😭
*sits down with hungry jacks, clicks on Brianne's video with excitement*
5:17 is when i realised i fucked up
I love you so much!!! 💗
Love the videos brianne! Didn't Know you had such a strong fan base in Alabama 🤣🤣🤣
I honestly need more. But i also feel really bad for laughing. I just love how it goes from 'I was super innocent as a kid' to 'I was super not innocent as a kid'
This is probably one of your best videos 😂
I was watching one of your videos in class (because you know week 10 of Australian high school you do absolutely nothing) anyway so I was watching one of your videos and I was laughing in a silent classroom so much that I had to stop the video and take a nap
as soon as she mentioned the first confession, i hit the like button right away lol!!!
This is some shit that I had no clue I needed till now lol
Love ya 💕
Love you Brianne
A little lapse in judgment 😂
Pleeeaaassseee do another one!!!
0:00. WTF!?!? FIRST SECOND IN AND IM DEAD ALREADY! HOW!?!
Edit (my confession): i used to play with red back spiders (dead or alive) that i found in the garage like dolls and when i was bored with them i would pass them to my sister and eat them (i was 3 she was 5)
Basically this is the 'I got drunk/high and then I.... (insert terrible idea here) ... clearly Australians bahahahahaha
my confession:
when i was young i put pop rocks in my fish tank and my fish exploded
hehe cooked more like burnt
TibblesTheSnake 11 Omg can we stop it with these comments. We get it already.
in year 5 camp i wash showering (the showers had little gaps under eachother so the water went through each shower) and i peed and blamed it on my friend
As a child (around 7yo) l witnessed my cousin stab three kittens to death and my uncle did nothing to stop him. As far as I'm concerned he's a ghost and no longer exists. I still get nightmares about it,
HOLYMOTHERFUKINSHITGODDAMN
NEVER, did think I think i'd here brianne say tea, sis
Praying for all cats rn hope u survive whatever nasty 4 year old you live with x
WHERE THE GIRL ACCIDENTLLY THREW HER TAMPON IN THE OTHER STALL SENT ME HAHAHAH
You are the best I love you and your vids and your merch ❤️💖😍
Love you brianne, keep it up. From New Zealand
“What kind of person following me”
This video is brought to us by the population of Tasmania
Why is “shit in the shed” such a funny fucking sentence
Haha! I managed to get my comment in the video!! This made my day! Thanks Brianne.
Such a giggle fest omg 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
WE ARE CRUSTY AND WE LIKE IT
ah my favourite priest brianne worth
I think everyone has to admit she has the best intro.
9:57 This is why I like the channel
This video has just started and I already know it's going to be fucked 👏👏👏
Edit: it's as fucked as I thought it would be
Little kids are psychopaths. They don't understand write and wrong, and very inquisitive. They don't know it's bad to dunk a kitten.
I rember when I was about 6 I climbed into the recycling bin and then the kids from down the road came and sat on top of the bin until my dad woke up at 10
The fucked level of these goes from 0 to 1,000,000,000 very quickly. Oh and mine was i almost drove through a fence on my very first driving lesson.
i was legit just thinking ' when is brianne gonna upload'
This was gold...not as gold as the fish that was eaten but pretty damn close
Yesssssss omg just what I neeeeeeeded xxx
Lol when I see your videos pop up I’m sooooo exited I love them 💖💖💖this was.......funny😂to a point 😂
Freddie Mercury visited me in a dream and helped me realise where I got the inspiration for the voice of one of the characters I invented for my fiction. In the dream, he told me that I shouldn't be ashamed or apologise for the person I am, or who I love. In high school, I caved to peer pressure and took a drag of a cigarette from one of my friends. I coughed until I passed out, and then when I came two, I had to throw up in the bushes. One time, I followed my brother onto the roof of our house and got stuck there. To this day I occasionally go up there just for some peace, if I could practice guitar up there in the summer I would. I was walking in the park on the way home from school one day, had a bad day and just want some peace and quiet. Accidently walked straight in on my friend kissing her boyfriend, he went white as a sheet when he saw me, she burst out laughing and I was so embarrassed I stumbled into a ditch and got covered in mud, bless her she tried very hard to stifle her laughter but apparently it was just too funny.
come to Tasmania you'll love it darlin
I will be forever scarred by this experience.