WE HAS SO MANY WE EXPLODE EARTH MOSKAU MOSKAU WIRF DIE GLÄSER AN DIE WAND MOSLA IST EIN SCHÖNES LAND HO HO HO HO HEY MOSKAU MOSKAU DEINE SEELE IST SO GROSS DAS DA IST JA TEUFELLOS HA HA HA HA HA HA HEY oder:" im German so its all good German MOSKAU MOSKAU THOSEEEE MISSILES WILL HIT YOU HO HO HO HO HO"
Wanna know something? The Katyusha shoots around 6 missiles a second. There are 60 seconds in 1 minute, which means that it fires 360 missiles a minute. There are 60 minutes in an hour, which means that in an hour 21,600 missiles would be fired from 1 Katyusha alone. This approximately 10 hours long would mean that 216,000 missiles would be shot in the length of the video. And that's for 1 Katyusha alone. I think there are 4 Katyushas in total, so 864,000 missiles were fired during this video. Alright have a nice day
Moss cow Moss cow Filthy as a Handyman Porcelain is the surest plan O ho ho ho hoh HEY! Moss cow Moss cow Diamond Stealer is too loose Nasa, it's the time to lose HAHAHHAHAA HEY! Hey guys I edited this thing Skidaddle skidraft The USSR developed Minecraft
Moscow, city of destiny For all the world to see Football and turn Moscow, we gonna play again Fighting for glory and fame Reach for the crown And every night, night, night, there is music Oh, every night, night, night, there is love And we will fight our fight Till we are champions So let's go Everybody, let's go Go, go, go, go Moscow, Moscow, we do wanna win the cup And we're going to the top Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, hey! Moscow, Moscow, everybody watch your tongue Nothing's gonna bring us down Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, hey! Moscow, Moscow, everybody drink that ball Making every human bond Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, hey! Moscow, Moscow, football is my cause and shine Everytime and round the clock Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, hey! Moscow, city of mystery We will write history Here everyday Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Moscow, there is a burning fire And such a great desire We're all the same And every night, night, night, there is music, Oh, every night, night, night, there is love And we will fight our fight Till we are champions So let's go Everybody, let's go Go, go, go, go Moscow, Moscow, we do wanna win the cup And we're going to the top Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, hey! Moscow, Moscow, everybody watch your tongue Nothing's gonna bring us down Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, hey! Moscow, Moscow, everybody drink that ball Making every human bond Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, hey! Moscow, Moscow, football is my cause and shine Every time and round the clock Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, hey! Moscow, Moscow, Moscow, Moscow, Moscow, Moscow And if we win we'll sail away (we'll sail away) We'll play because we trust (play because we trust) And we will get it all (because all-all) Moscow, Moscow, hey! Moscow, Moscow Drink and make a merry all We'll go on and winning all Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, hey! Moscow, Moscow You will find your destiny Overcoming what we need Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, hey! Moscow, Moscow, we do wanna win the cup And we're going to the top Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, hey! Moscow, Moscow, everybody watch your tongue Nothing's gonna bring us down Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, hey!
@@imbored6772 aww look, a snowflake! Mmm. I just love it when people like you get destroyed over a simple joke. Ah-hahaha.🤣🤣🤣🤣 nothing makes me more happy that a melting snowflake. Oh and you know you love me.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😋🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like this comment but idk if I should press the like button because its at 69 likes and I dont want to ruin it but I want to like the comment idk what to so help comrades
"Sir, we're cornered! what do we do now?!" "You see that powerplant Jefferson?" "Yes sir!" "I don't like it." "Understood, sir!" And thus, the beloved Chernobyl 2.0 was born.
Teacher: WERE GOONG TO TO RUSSIA ON A FIELD TRIP girls: EWW it’s so cold and they are communist Boys: GET THE TANK AND VODKA BOYS. ЕДИЛИ В РОССИЮ ТОВАРИЩИ
"I took ballistics in school... fascinating subject" "Things go up" "Ţ̸̇h̷̨͝i̷̡̒n̶͖̉ǧ̴̡s̷̺̏ ̸̖͆g̸̬̀ó̶̦ ̶̫̃d̴̼͊ȍ̵̬w̶̫͠n̸͍͝" - Some dude on a Tank Fish video
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OUR new 24 hour video:
ruclips.net/video/XL2wCy0jEeY/видео.html
Lord have mercy.
Please, I need 30 seconds version for whatsapp
POI
Madhayter *WE* have mercy
Ahhh nice i hate it to always press the replay button
"COMMANDER! HOW MANY MISSLES DO WE FIRE?"
"EVERY SINGLE DAMNED ONE"
"AND TELL THE FACTORY TO KEEP MAKING MORE MISSILES"
War-Crime Fuze lol
THEY WONT LET ME. SEND HELP
KOMMARADEN HOW MANY TIGERS WE SEND ? Every single damn one of them
Is this how Russia celebrates there national day, wow America needs to step up their puny little fireworks
Teacher: We going to russia
Girls: its cold there
Boys: ight comrades
In America you Squat Kick In Soviet Russia you *_Kazotsky Kick_*
It's on Сукой!!
Dabaii blyat rush iaaaaaaa
Jerry ah yes
*enslaved rockets*
@Darth Vader *we
Stalin: Ivan it's time to lunch.
*Beep*
Stalin: I said lunch not lAunch.
XD
@Water xddd Россия
@@teodork06bulgaria4 наше русский
nice one nice one
Ivan : Stalin Is Fake Stalin He Want To Eat, That’s Illegal In The Great Soviet Nation!
such a good song to listen to at 100% volume with headphones on.
I fell asleep to this once😂
it's really good for concentrating on your homework.
@@redpsycho6941 Really😂😂😂
I am already doing that
Aliens: *invade earth*
Russia is the last country left.
Aliens: Why do we hear boss music?
Lol
Slav destroy people we be sending Elle'n to gulag
Underrated comment
The song is a German song called Moskau from Dschinghis Khan
More like "Why so whe here hardbass music??!!"
America:How many missiles do you have Russia?
Russia: *Yes*
Baby Blue WE HAS 10 HOURS AND 1 MILLION MISSILES BLYAT
@@cheemythedrunkmonke сшьф ьэшфн гфффффффлллллл
WE HAS SO MANY WE EXPLODE EARTH MOSKAU MOSKAU WIRF DIE GLÄSER AN DIE WAND MOSLA IST EIN SCHÖNES LAND HO HO HO HO HEY MOSKAU MOSKAU DEINE SEELE IST SO GROSS DAS DA IST JA TEUFELLOS HA HA HA HA HA HA HEY oder:" im German so its all good German MOSKAU MOSKAU THOSEEEE MISSILES WILL HIT YOU HO HO HO HO HO"
Its not russia its Ukraine!)
Infinity missiles
Wanna know something?
The Katyusha shoots around 6 missiles a second. There are 60 seconds in 1 minute, which means that it fires 360 missiles a minute. There are 60 minutes in an hour, which means that in an hour 21,600 missiles would be fired from 1 Katyusha alone. This approximately 10 hours long would mean that 216,000 missiles would be shot in the length of the video. And that's for 1 Katyusha alone. I think there are 4 Katyushas in total, so 864,000 missiles were fired during this video.
Alright have a nice day
Y tho too much math
TOO MUCH MATHH
He used a calculated not head
100 missiles a second *WE WILL PROTECT OUR MOTHER LAND*
@@fudgeripplez no a 200000000000000000000000 mil will
Someone: reminds the teacher that there is homework
The entire class:
Tgis but lot moreeeeee
USA: *Launches nuke to North korea*
*hits russia*
Russia:
Вы, английские крестьяне, мы заслуживаем захватить весь мир, так что просто блядь уже обнажены.
Toughjman08 sorry i dont speak Russian language
@@germanwafer2882 that's okay.
You so funy hahahahs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Toughjman08 sorry I don’t speak Enchanting Table
Moss cow Moss cow
Filthy as a Handyman
Porcelain is the surest plan
O ho ho ho hoh
HEY!
Moss cow Moss cow
Diamond Stealer is too loose
Nasa, it's the time to lose
HAHAHHAHAA
HEY!
Hey guys I edited this thing
Skidaddle skidraft
The USSR developed Minecraft
Right on dude this is also stuck in my head now lol
@@pooploopdoop6543 Lol
@@picklesonticklestone5220 moss cow
@@sebanilsson7125 ok. Imma change it
@@picklesonticklestone5220 xD
"why did you fire so many missiles?"
Him: *OUR goals are beyond your understanding*
*soviet anthem starts up*
*OUR UNDERSTANDING*
THERE FOR FIRE TO USA 9.600.000 KM THAT JOKE
BRUH
SERIOUS??!!
*COMMANDER HOW MANY MISSILES*
*commander: about 50 missiles*
*ivan: ill show you alot alright*
“How much missiles do we shoot”
“Yes”
Go away right sector
Da
Hello from Ukraine 🇺🇦
*Is Russia trying to take Ukraine from you all?*
@@memetasticvondank131 Its True
Soviets Defending Moscow 1941 colorized
They invented pocket dimensions specifically for that
KATUSHAS READY
oneman Taliban ДАВАЙ ТОВАРИЩИ!
The Reverse Card From UNO priv-yet comrade
Joseph Plays Привет моя товарищ
How many missles are left?!
Ivan: yes
Tarry or.
How many missiles are left.
Ivan: Blyat
SAVE THE SPIFFING BRIT FROM SHUTTERSTOCK translation:
How many missles are left?!
Ivan: Fuck
Yes comrade
700k.
Schiesse to many missiles!
Moscow, city of destiny
For all the world to see
Football and turn
Moscow, we gonna play again
Fighting for glory and fame
Reach for the crown
And every night, night, night, there is music
Oh, every night, night, night, there is love
And we will fight our fight
Till we are champions
So let's go
Everybody, let's go
Go, go, go, go
Moscow, Moscow, we do wanna win the cup
And we're going to the top
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, hey!
Moscow, Moscow, everybody watch your tongue
Nothing's gonna bring us down
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, hey!
Moscow, Moscow, everybody drink that ball
Making every human bond
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, hey!
Moscow, Moscow, football is my cause and shine
Everytime and round the clock
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, hey!
Moscow, city of mystery
We will write history
Here everyday
Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Moscow, there is a burning fire
And such a great desire
We're all the same
And every night, night, night, there is music, Oh, every night, night, night, there is love
And we will fight our fight
Till we are champions
So let's go
Everybody, let's go
Go, go, go, go
Moscow, Moscow, we do wanna win the cup
And we're going to the top
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, hey!
Moscow, Moscow, everybody watch your tongue
Nothing's gonna bring us down
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, hey!
Moscow, Moscow, everybody drink that ball
Making every human bond
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, hey!
Moscow, Moscow, football is my cause and shine
Every time and round the clock
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, hey!
Moscow, Moscow, Moscow, Moscow, Moscow, Moscow
And if we win we'll sail away (we'll sail away)
We'll play because we trust (play because we trust)
And we will get it all (because all-all)
Moscow, Moscow, hey!
Moscow, Moscow
Drink and make a merry all
We'll go on and winning all
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, hey!
Moscow, Moscow
You will find your destiny
Overcoming what we need
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, hey!
Moscow, Moscow, we do wanna win the cup
And we're going to the top
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, hey!
Moscow, Moscow, everybody watch your tongue
Nothing's gonna bring us down
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, hey!
*In Russia, You don't go sicko mode, sicko mode goes you!*
HAHAHAHAHA
I've lived in Russia my whole life, and I'm FUCKING scared cuz I don't want to get nuked by Americans T--T
Sickle mode
“Private you see the target.”
“Yes, sir.”
“I don’t want to see it anymore.”
“Yes, sir. Understood.”
😂😂
🤣
Lol
This should do it, *proceeds to launch 100s of rockets at the target
Really good
Aliens: were more advanced--
Russia: A r e y o u s u r e a b o u t t h a t ?
More firepower over being advanced
They have the power to raid Area51
*COMRADES ATTACK!!!!!*
Attack fellow comrades. We will storm the base. Ivan can do it with one broken arm
FOR MORHER RUSSIA 🇷🇺
Ivan use a kv 2 whith 152 mm
I’m on a 10 hour car ride and this is the only thing keeping me awake
Ukraine : Can you stop firing rockets at us
Russia : haha rocket go MOSKUA
Я из Украины
my freind is from ukraine and speaks russian
Mosqau
@@aapsha1tan914 НІ Я
NO ONE LIKE THIS COMMENT IT IS AT 69 LIKES
Soviet: we need artillery
Katyusha trucks: moskau moskau moskau
The fact that you added three moskaus XD
This is NO "Katyusha" this is "Grad"
From Russia with love!
@@legomaster5127 XD
4:13
Its the bm-21 grad
*_Stalin Joined the chat_*
*_Putin joined the chat_*
*_Lenin joined the chat_*
*_God has left the chat_*
*_Life has left the chat_*
Food has left the chat
*Copyright has left the chat*
*Moskau Joined the chat*
@@AlexGNR at leas someone knows that this song is german
@@vdagr8795 we don't care u going back to gulag
This man took a special upgrade for his launchers to have unlimited ammo💀💀
💀
Spent 400 robux for unlimited ammo
CHEATS ACTIVATED:
UNLIMITED MISSILES
ROCKSTAR,YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEES TO ADD IN GTA 5
Yes
Factory: How many do we send?
Russian military: Yes
Factory:........................but.
Russian military: YES!
Factory: ......Ok
Russia hasn't gotten banned from life for cheating yet
If we report the video will someone from RUclips have to watch the whole thing? Honestly we’d be doing them a favor
LizDoodles no, they have a bot
The bot will watch it! :)
America: How many missiles do you have?
Motherland: *YeS*
*ДА
Motherland типа Родина/Отечество, или сама Россия?
@@sashegtv5647 у них, как Матушка Россия переводится
@@kreennumber я из Германии и они говорят это чтобы сказать родина
Google Maschine спасибо , а то я так и продолжил бы думать , что Т9 виноват ))
This beat dropped so hard that my grandfather thought the Germans were back
@@skskksk2653 GRANDAD
Ummm. I need to check my rifles.
Edit: crap 5 are gone
@@wescrewyetlonely5704 oh no we must make tactical plan aka RUN
@@sharkeeninjarblx4758 my homemade re45 is still here
Quak
WHEN SOMEONE BROKE IVAN'S ARM
Ivan: Boys, get in the trucks
@@kapturchik0 Yes. Yes you are.
how many misslies do we shoot
When your 25 % german and 25% Russian and 50% army:
Edit: holy shoot that's alot of *DAMAGE TO THAT LIKE BUTTON*
Overworld day 2 put over this is actually funny
Big boom
Lol
Nice
I'm 50% german. 25%Irish and 25% Dutch
Best video I have mistakenly clicked on...
It was no mistake
IKR
I you mean our right
Pulls out radoi boi
Psst hear an I launch the entire russian arsenal
It was *OUR* mistake
It was destiny 😬
This beat dropped so hard that my dad came back with the milk
I nearly laughed as loud as the music seeing this comment
No he didn’t
nah bro you going crazy 😂😂😂😂😂
*in nerf war*
Girls:dont shot head its hurts
Boys:
But the head really hurts.
A friend was hitted with an mega bullet in nose and start punching the enemies
@@dankcodries7587 he didn't punch he through the gun at them in the head girls OWWWWWWWW
In Russians head not hurt
@@mctragos1109 yesssss
Putin worries about missile supply
Broken arm guy: which planet next
Highly Responsible next planet mars
Launch them at the damn sun
His name is ivan
Im your 200th like commrade 🇷🇺
Hitler: Tell me a joke, Stalin.
Stalin: Moscow.
Hitler: I don't get it...
Stalin: Exactly.
bruh
I didnt get it
@Harry Gerry stfu bitch
Not ьлуатифул
I think it's because Hitler did not take Moscow in WW2
This song will never leave my head again
Me: Mr. Beas...
Mr. Beast: *_Sorry I'm busy. I'm Watching Moskau missle Meme 10 Times_*
He spent his entire 100 hours of life
10*
@@aveberrie he meant 100
Him:how many missiles do we have
Military:yes
Glory to the Donbass militia!
Yes
Да да
Random Kid: "dad, the school gave me a bad grade"
Dad:
Mom:GUD DAD;)
I won’t ruin 69 likes
Wish that was. My dad then
Your dad is good when he doesnt hurt you. but you still deserve it
I'm Russian, what you say?🗿
Whoever listened to the full 10 hours is a true russian
I listen to it when I got 2 bed
I listened to this religiously at minimum twice a week
Full song
i play COD to this
I listened for the whole thing and i can do the Russian dance I am full russian
Played this in my sleep.
Woke up communist!
It’s now OUR sleep
But this is russia! Not communist bullshit
Justin Herrin not your sleep OUR SLEEP
Welcome, OUR friend
ITS *OUR* SLEEP
@@panderman447 ☭ ☭ ☭
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Aliens: hmm what planet should we take over now?
Aliens: how about earth?
Russia:
@MC Cooper though when you think about it we technically do that still, just on a really high-tech scale
aliens weaknest is RUSSIA*
@@deez2554 especially with those winters.
@Jin J *:/*
@Jin J HOW DARE YOU DESPISE MOTHERLAND
Enemy’s:Russia Has No Power!
Russia:So I Took It Personally..
Aman Ahmed you mean we took it personally
@@thescourge6704 lmao
I mean their military personnel suck, but they’ve got way more missiles and crap.
And Start WW3
@@SipherZB No It Doesn't Suck But Okay
I showed this to my friends, they loved it. We are slavic.
From me someone
me: dad? (ivan)
dad: yes honey?
me: someone bullied me
dad: where does he live?
me: here.
dad: *gets radio*
dad: get the trucks ready
I hope not a American bully whos is trumps son then...... WWIII
Skullion hahaha
Yas komrade
*MOSKAU MOSKAU INTENSIFIES*
Skullion this is more like when the father figures out where his daughter bf is living at
That moment you smash that spider but it’s still alive
Please don't kill spiderman, he a good guy. Not a bad guy like Billie Eyelash says.😢
I would like this but I cannot ruin such perfection
LOL.
@@sagisdoodleverse9696 i hate people like u. Just speaking nonsense and think it is funny.
@@imbored6772 aww look, a snowflake! Mmm. I just love it when people like you get destroyed over a simple joke. Ah-hahaha.🤣🤣🤣🤣 nothing makes me more happy that a melting snowflake. Oh and you know you love me.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😋🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
teacher: were going to russia
Girls:ew no its just terroist
Boys: aight comrades get your slav russia clothing and aks we finna get a tank
Yea let's find a tank but Comrade T34 or KV1
Вам дадут не танк а пиздюлей
Кентролнорт 77 )))
so funny i forgot to laugh smh
@@noah_m147
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╬═╬ our technology has advanced
╬═╬ comrade
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*I CAN EXPLAIN HOW GOOD THIS VIDEO IS PERFECT I CANT SLEEP WITHOUT IT 😩*
OML SAME
You might need to check that out
Doctor: You have 10 hours to live.
Stalin: *plays this song...*
Doctor: Wait, wait... this song is longer than 10 hours...
God: I'll let him listen.
Doctor: You have 10 hours to live
Stalin: *playing this song* WE have 10 hours to live
*when this song actually is german*
Soviet crying intensifes
NEIN KEINE GLÄSER AN DIE WAND I JUST CLEANED THE WALLS.
Now We have immortality
Instant death lol
In America you wreck truck in Soviet russia truck wrecks you.🇷🇺
Теперь это эпично
ок америка ок
flowey1787 69 likes, perfectiom
World's new year: 🎆
Russian new year: this video
I've lived in Russia my whole life, and NO we do not do this asshole, and this is a German song >__>
@@voidmemes5630 chill man, just a joke, although he meant the missile not the song
Lmfao
@@voidmemes5630 walk away just a few kilometres away from moskau and you'll see this for sure!
@@voidmemes5630 r/Woosh
beautiful👍
Slava russia✊
"We weren't expecting special forces."
"That's the point, sergeant."
Am I right in thinking that quote is said by del meeko on endor in Star Wars battle front 2?
@@jamespond300 Bingo lol
@@themattster i heard it from the russian badger
" we weren't expecting special forces"
" Well maybe if you could deal with some fucking bears with sharp sticks we could be somewhere else "
You break his hand,he blow your land
Son: Mom don't enter in my room for next 10hours.
Mom to dad: how fast they grown up in front of our eyes..
.. son: Moscow Moscow....
Moskau
THis song IS GErmAn
@@bitchass8389
Nobody.
Really Nobody.
Bit life: tHiS soNG is gErMAn
@@bitchass8389 r/woooosh
Москва
When people say they don’t like Vodka.
The song is german
@@vdagr8795 is it tho?
@@vdagr8795 is that why it was on a Russian video u betrayed the mother land
Glad P it was made in East German so o isn t it part russian? Becwise wasn't easy Germany a puppet?
@@omegaderplord6608 it was, but it is its own country
Эх...не хватает того позитива что был между нами когда то(
В видео донбасята в жилом районе с градов залп дают, ответка прилетит куда?
Legend says the missiles are still being launched to this day
Legend says Romania is almost erased from "exploding meteors .
Romania is still fine, i can assure you ;)
This should be the pinned comment
And the target has been so worn down that its only a crater with super fine dust left.
Legends says the moon’s craters aren’t natural
When your minecraft girlfriend dies and spawns in your friend's house
**our**
69 likes
@@therealme9397 POG
I like this comment but idk if I should press the like button because its at 69 likes and I dont want to ruin it but I want to like the comment idk what to so help comrades
thats life for ya
Usa: worries about north korea
Russia: :)
RUSSA: MOSCOW MOSCOW
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Russia can't hold a candle to our navy.
@@ImADolphin Russia don't need candles, they have missles
@@jadenosouvanh4202 True. And they can do push ups with no hands. We're screwed.
@@ImADolphin RIP USA! XD
"Sir, we're cornered! what do we do now?!"
"You see that powerplant Jefferson?"
"Yes sir!"
"I don't like it."
"Understood, sir!"
And thus, the beloved Chernobyl 2.0 was born.
"When you got revenge on that one annoying camper in every fps game"
Wow took a lot of missiles were was he campin
Haha
Lol
Just bombard the entire map that alot of missiles aftar all
Ur pfp would be what I would look like when I hear him rage
You break his arm,
*he breaks your city*
*continente
Nice stollen comment bro
*oh shi-*
He breaks your state
@@charlesvuong9490 *OUR state
the cameraman did a good job standing there for 10 whole hours.
Ikr
I mean, atleast he's not blind.
Edit: Made this comment when I was an idiot.
@@a_normal_vagabond R/Wooosh
Chara-cter are you braindead
i was wearing headphones and when it started my ears went to heaven
/magazine_size 9999999999999
No /Magazine_Size Infinite
We met again FBI but what agent watchs something russian?
A... um... SHIT WE GOT A RUSSIAN SPY!
@@fbi4794 even the KGB is better then you 🇷🇺
/magazine_size 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 mOSCOW FBI CYKA BLYAT
Who would win
Millions of Germans going to moskaw
VS
4trucks filled with gunpowder
Nah not comparable. A single Russian soldier with Vodka enuf for em
@@arshyanyuri4108 are you kidding a drunken russian with a barrel of gunpowder and a sneeze is more than your weakling weapons.
@@penginpunkin1487comrade Stalin is confused
Moscow is russia 🇷🇺. It has the Star Symbol
Who wins.
100,000,000 nazis
VS
4 katyushas full of nukes
I played this at a private school.
Its now a public school
It's our school
@@pillowusedforshenanigans7556 эту наше школу. (Its our school)
@@Danderwhitepaw u used bad translator, comrade
*WE* played this
Nice
When everyone is hungry and the teacher says: “Just one more activity”
Girls: we made the most coolest and most powerful rocket and it's made from cardboard
Boys:
Gets a real one
ussr soldiers: Hey Girls thats A card board Missiles bruh get the Train and Hit those Girls
girls:*hitted by train*
girls hold our vodka
@@karolnapc3353 ussr armies: no Ok your vodka Is Cardboard
girls:
Hey oh sh-
Is this what germans heard in 1945?
Russia raiding Hitler
1945, colorized.
Acullaty Germany sites are way before 1945 perhaps do you mean: is this what Japan heard in 1945? Dummy
Probably not because it is a german song
@@t.h5330 no the people singing this are German
Nope there German
Teacher: WERE GOONG TO TO RUSSIA ON A FIELD TRIP
girls: EWW it’s so cold and they are communist
Boys: GET THE TANK AND VODKA BOYS. ЕДИЛИ В РОССИЮ ТОВАРИЩИ
Russia isnt communist anymore tho
MLAA I MASLINY POIMAL
YEA
Едем*)
We’re going to
*B R A Z I L*
Idealne do relaksu
Yeah
Yes sir I play it when I’m going to bed
🤣🤣🤣👍🤝🇷🇺❤
the 1k dislikes are all the people who got hit by missiles
TheHOOVYNATOR LOL
How would they respond tho? Their location got *o b l i t e r a t e d*
BRUH XD
Well the powerlines must had to be fixed to do it
But how the must be dead maybe there is some survivors idk?
Me: when I die my funeral will be 10 hours long
Dad: wait, why?
Me: uhhmm... no reason
Yes I probably should do this
You’ve been gnomeed yeah lol
Chum
With the missiles being launched too
Yes of course
When people train to be a soldier:
Girls:uhhh i hate this!!
Boys: *_MOSCOW MOSCOW_*
Legends say he fired 1000000000 missiles at the aliens mothership after 10 hours of controlling the missiles.
I’ve been listening to this for nine hours and forty five minutes now
I finished it completly
@@No-mh6hg what the?!? Really
Toxic pg3d and block strike i have no life what did you expect lol
That decision
do you have a life...oh..wait..the.....virus.....so...u...dont
THIS IS LIERALLY THE GREATEST THING THATS EVER EXISTED
Maybe the best thing that blasted.
@@blugust7775 i agree comrade
Enemy:.shit there's a new type of weather
*_Soviet missile weather_*
Genius
No, anti-soviet Russia missile weather.
Or just russia I guess
D. N.A , is it just or do you hear 'Moscow Moscow, die in a ceiling!' And occasionally 'Honey-Hun'? I am curious.
69 likes NICE
"I took ballistics in school... fascinating subject"
"Things go up"
"Ţ̸̇h̷̨͝i̷̡̒n̶͖̉ǧ̴̡s̷̺̏ ̸̖͆g̸̬̀ó̶̦ ̶̫̃d̴̼͊ȍ̵̬w̶̫͠n̸͍͝"
- Some dude on a Tank Fish video
This is now my ringtone.
Thanks for the insperation!
WHAT IS IT CALLED?
How do you put this as your ringtone I want that as mine
@@josephcosta3427 search it.
Only my way to go find that blya video on how to make a ringtone
Should we feel sorry for the person that broke his arm?
Yes
No
Yes
Yes
@@Palexi1 yes
I played this while I was walking around my house.
I some how ended up in Moscow 😳
i mean thats the opposite of a problem
Lol
Я не вижу здесь проблемы?
As a prisoner because you dad was secretly a Russian genesl
Same
Revenge of Dimitri.
I put this on my backyard with speakers my neighbours love it that they even invited the cops this song really is great!
Lol
@SuccoAll'Arancia I didn’t either lol
Good for you!!!
@SuccoAll'Arancia salve
The cops arresting the neighbours for ruining the vibe
Artillery crew:”how many do we shoot”
Ivan:”YES”
Why Ivan?
Lol
@@blitzoftanks9717 Why not?
@@Габриел-у5э можно и по русски,ну почему не Игорь,Миша,Саша,и т. Д.
How many rockets you want? Ivan:YES
0:12 when there is a sub teacher in your class
Marbleidiot10 You Level Albania? *Goddamn you yanks are intense*
*our
GOD DAMN IT TEMMIE
Jesus why is that so true😂
When somene is talking to your crush
"you break his hand, he blows your land"
When aliens from an unknown universe attack Russia
CCCP:
ccp means Chinese communist party
@@efanhoward6980 No, CCCP is the Soviet Union. CCP is China.
How many missiles do you want to launch
Ivan: Yes
100% volume...
on headphones
EDIT: woah 370 likes
CAUSE WE RUSSIAN I GIVE NO BLYATS
Ow
RIP ears
i did it again...
ok.. STOP IT!!!
Боже мой, это огонь 😎😎😎
0:12-10:16:00 when our team finds that one camper in battlefield
why the fuck its so fucking true
So true
STOP IT WE ALREADY KILL HIM!!
Stalin: "Nyet"
*OUR* TEAM
He will bathe in communism
Germans at the gates of Moscow: Moskau! Moskau!
Comrade Stalin: Ha ha ha!
Oof
Shouldn't it be winter xD
Legend says the missile trucks are still firing their missiles
They never stop
It’s true
They have Infinite Ammo drop. SAM Batteries go brrrr
@@NotAriieFluffie they’re not SAMs, they’re katyushas
I wonder what the missiles are called
ive already listened to this song for one hour and I know one thing thats gonna be in my mind forever:
Mom: Its time to sleep
Me: Can I watch 1 more video
Mum: Yes
Me: Watches 10 hour video
I like the fact that you satisfied both the Americans by saying mom and the British by saying mum.
Bully: *throws paper
The quiet Russian kid at the back: * Prepare the rockets
True
Bully: What do u mean, u don't have rockets
Quiet Russian kid: oh just wait
.
im telling you, the combination of a russian and a quiet kid is a quiet deadly one. yes puns intended.
"Ivan bring the nukes"
I wish this was longer I have to keep clicking the replay button
Lol
Tru
It need more years playing