Not all female are like that yes, but many are also beautiful for other factors (of the physique in this case), ok excluding those objectively ugly girls because of excessive obesity. This also applies to us males, of course.
@ezgameplay77 objectively, they look worse in BGIII. without a doubt, the personality and the character itself as a whole are more interesting than here, but the appearance is still not so good... and why compare these games, BG is good not for the appearance of the characters, but for immersion in story.
@@mattmark94 Personally, I like reboot Lara, she has that girl next door look which makes her look more real. She just acts a bit depressed and timid because Square Enix was probably afraid to make her look and act more spicy.
I can hear the angry keyboarding I can taste the tears I can buy this game knowing it brings all sorts of trauma to that sidee of the fence. It is good.
@@jimkid1392 lmao the fact you just posted that holy shit. It has 82 on MC buddy, the reviews are good, people and most reviewers enjoy the game. :D Y'all just got riled up and gave Kotaku attention when none should have been given - as usual.
@@PogausorusRex it was just a question to clarify. I wanted to know how the phrase "fruity" applies to it. And this guy calls attention to Kucktaku all the time. Address your ire to him if it bothers you.
@@PogausorusRex woke journos and activists are seething and angry, don't try to gaslight people here, i have been following this closely they hate anything that makes straight men happy, they hate it with a passion.
Game is fricken awesome! Super fun. Its like they took all the great things about past games they love, and put it all together. I love exploring, finding loot, collecting cans, costumes. The boss fights, the resident evil inspired sections, going back to Xion and building it back up. The combat, skills. Its just classic gaming to me.
Despite all the ruckus about EVE's "assets", the game is very good. Loved it from start to end. The story is simple, but engaging, the characters are adorable, the music is superb and the gameplay is sick. 9/10.
This is actually one of the reasons why i bought it, i actually do like it. The combat is fun and nice love parry based games, and the plot is surprisingly good aswell 8/10
Oh my fellow cultured man, you missed a great opportunity to show Eve climbing the rope but with the camera from below and the rope between her thighs 😂. I was kinda disappointed.
@@victorpleitez768 when I pre ordered, it showed a list of suits you would get. I foolishly assumed that they would be available at the start of the game,but I was wrong. You still have to collect the red shiny things to create the suits.
@@victorpleitez768 yup, my apologies, I was totally wrong,not a ripoff. Also, I thought the game saved on its own, however that is not the case. You can save when you find a rest area, but you save by changing the song. Heads up on that. 👍
@@victorpleitez768 I am playing it right now, just made it to the hall of records. Now if I could just nail the parrying.... I have a suit to craft, but a bit short on Nanos. I feel the parry timing is a bit different than ghost of tsushima, enemies act different in stellar blade.
It is definitely a sex game in a way, and they are damn proud of it. No, there's no actual sex in it, but it doesn't mean there has to be intercourse for it to be a sex game. I mean the gameplay looks super fun, I'll definitely play it one day, but I'm not gonna deny that this wouldn't be legit porn. It is, and that's okay, you just gotta own it and at least the devs are owning it. If you're bothered by the game, don't play sexual games, simple as that :) I know her outfits are a bit ridiculous, but it's just a video game and it's supposed to be extremely sexual, it's not for everyone but that doesn't mean it's a bad video game. You don't have to play it, and there's tons of way more sexual video games, like literal porn games. Eve is just getting all the hate for some reason
-Easy
-Normal
-Hard
-One hand
Would make a great Nintendo switch one hand game
H A R D
ONE HAND... NO AUTOMtic mode? Lol
Is really hard because one hand 🥵🥵🥵
and...............Tissue😆
0:15 Game of the year
That's what I'm talking about gentlemen
That rope was like: 😫😫😫😫
@@kakashihatake1029 sticky and creamy dude
😂
Men are creep😭😭😭
-Women
the beauty of the female body
Not all female bodies 😂.
🐋
@@Re-PhantomZero the beautiful ones
@@Re-PhantomZero those "not all"-bodies are malding about "unrealistic" bodies in gaming 😂
Not all female are like that yes, but many are also beautiful for other factors (of the physique in this case), ok excluding those objectively ugly girls because of excessive obesity. This also applies to us males, of course.
@@giosue_222 i want hot women and big burly men in my video games :D
Don’t listen to what those toxic puritans say about this game, despite the sex appeal, it looks fun to play!
Based!
Wdym despite
They're not puritans, they're way more depraved than the game could ever be. All they are is jealous.
facts
thats the rason i want to play it, looks intresting and fun
They're not puritans at all, they're more depraved than the game can ever be. All they are is jealous.
finally, a male fantasy.
its real ! ITS REAL
@ezgameplay77 yes
@ezgameplay77 objectively, they look worse in BGIII. without a doubt, the personality and the character itself as a whole are more interesting than here, but the appearance is still not so good... and why compare these games, BG is good not for the appearance of the characters, but for immersion in story.
@@edelveis5829No one cares about personality 😂
@@dewolf123 sometimes there are moments in life when you want a good and deep story. and sometimes you just want boobs... or not boobs.🗿☝️
How did they ever finish making this game with one hand? Truly gods amongst men.
Yeah and how are we ever going to finish playing this game with one hand lmao
Robotics.... Howard Wolowitz knows this all too well.......
they're all gay and trans. it's the only explanation.
One thing for sure is i hope they add more variety of eve yelling when finishing a combo attack , cant stand how she had the same yelling voice
In all languages btw. You can't escape her moan 😂
I swear these creators went crazy and I love it.
needs a pc release so it can be modded!
MODS are gonna be wild
@@kawaraianimeslayer4710 i mean what are they gonna add ? the attire is already based
@@masonhidari Her birthday "suit" ofcourse
@@masonhidari Prolly same Mod like NierAutomata
@@masonhidari nopans XD
Hair color change
And many change on each outfit
Wow, i kinda want this game now. Screw you, game journos!
Making each move and action look like a mating position is an art, you can't change my mind.
Lore: 10/10
Even Lara Croft is jealous
Lara will always be my favourite female character.
Are you talking about classic Lara or reboot Lara? because there's a huge difference between them
@@mattmark94 Personally, I like reboot Lara, she has that girl next door look which makes her look more real. She just acts a bit depressed and timid because Square Enix was probably afraid to make her look and act more spicy.
modders will go crazy
It's PS5 only right now. No PC version...no mods.
@@c2ashman PC , maybe 1~3 years. Well , i can wait .
the physics assets on this game are...over 9000!
Stages of Arousal
1. Denial
2. Excitement
3. Bargaining
4. Relaxing
5. Acceptance
TAKE MY MONEY🎉
I can hear the angry keyboarding
I can taste the tears
I can buy this game knowing it brings all sorts of trauma to that sidee of the fence.
It is good.
lol dont be a fruit, just enjoy it
@@noirekuroraigami2270 How is it being fruity to be happy with the suffering of your enemies?
@@jimkid1392 lmao the fact you just posted that holy shit.
It has 82 on MC buddy, the reviews are good, people and most reviewers enjoy the game. :D Y'all just got riled up and gave Kotaku attention when none should have been given - as usual.
@@PogausorusRex it was just a question to clarify. I wanted to know how the phrase "fruity" applies to it.
And this guy calls attention to Kucktaku all the time. Address your ire to him if it bothers you.
@@PogausorusRex woke journos and activists are seething and angry, don't try to gaslight people here, i have been following this closely they hate anything that makes straight men happy, they hate it with a passion.
Rope animation is crazy 💀☠️☠️☠️💀💀☠️☠️☠️💀
"I play for the story! I swear!" 😁
Game is fricken awesome! Super fun. Its like they took all the great things about past games they love, and put it all together. I love exploring, finding loot, collecting cans, costumes. The boss fights, the resident evil inspired sections, going back to Xion and building it back up. The combat, skills. Its just classic gaming to me.
Despite all the ruckus about EVE's "assets", the game is very good. Loved it from start to end. The story is simple, but engaging, the characters are adorable, the music is superb and the gameplay is sick. 9/10.
didnt know, I could play games with my feet, thats one talent I learned
That's why I watch all the videos about the game.😊
This is actually one of the reasons why i bought it, i actually do like it. The combat is fun and nice love parry based games, and the plot is surprisingly good aswell 8/10
Oh my fellow cultured man, you missed a great opportunity to show Eve climbing the rope but with the camera from below and the rope between her thighs 😂.
I was kinda disappointed.
Oh, so these developers got their start making CGI corn? xD
Nikke
I don't think I'd ever finish the game but I'd certainly finish somewhere... in my pants.
Sweet baby.
-Easy
-Normal
-Hard
-One hand
-One hand + very hard
I used to mod Morowind when streaming was not really on option - guyz wake up, you're throwing your money away
As expected of my goat shift up
wow so stylish. everything about this game is so stylish.
Man of culture is rising
dat graphics
I am gonna mod the everliving fuck out of this game
Okay, this is a great game
My only question is: can she keep the glasses?
Gore, violence, esthetic attraction, storyline. Explicit/uncensored content. Part of the recipe for success. Depending on the target audience
前面都還好，看到滑繩子，正在喝可樂差點噴出來
Why I was watching it in 4k my data is over 😢
Worthy reason, worthy reason it is.
Violet Myers must be the mocap actress.
I heard some outfits got censored so i have to play with the 1.0 version from the disc.
Yea they pretty much covered up all the cleavage in most of the outfits
@@Zvezda31 Okay.. I updated the game cause i thought it wouldnt be that bad with censorship. Or i delete and reinstall the game from disc.
I'm skeptical about updating the game cause the bunny outfit kinda grew on me. I'm just thankfull I baught the physical instead of digital copy.
You said 30 seconds but I made my decision after like 5 seconds.
Game of the year
Good game, good girl! 🙂
I still can't believe that Snoy allowed this. Maybe the dark age of gaming is ending.
The game play and combat is actually phenomenal... the sex appeal is just the icing on the cake
I’ll take one Eve, and a bottle of anything. To go.
Still prefer my DD2 pawn compared to Eve
I wish this was on pc Sadge
Well, we have porn on pc
And skyrim
@@NVNNN true
@@NVNNN Skyrim ?! YES !
@@AsakyraYukito skyrim looks like sh...
You can only play with one hand 😂😂😂😂
back to good old day
Do this people have any idea how hard it is to program realistic boob wiggle physics? It took Skyrim modders years to accomplish that correctly.
El placer momentaneo en bace con la distraccion
40% Game
60% Fan Service
One-hand Game makers!
One-hand gamers!
apparently all the sexiness bas been censored.
EVEs got boyfriends on chokehold right now
TAKE MY MONEY, MA WIFE, MY HOUSE
Men of culture, assemble!
I love this but the default green outfit in the demo was over designed. But I saw the full game has more cool outfits to choose from.
@@iffy5bassthunder677 you mean we have to pay for each individual costume?
@@victorpleitez768 when I pre ordered, it showed a list of suits you would get.
I foolishly assumed that they would be available at the start of the game,but I was wrong.
You still have to collect the red shiny things to create the suits.
@@iffy5bassthunder677 unless it’s making you pay extra for each individual suit, it’s not a ripoff.
@@victorpleitez768 yup, my apologies, I was totally wrong,not a ripoff.
Also, I thought the game saved on its own, however that is not the case.
You can save when you find a rest area, but you save by changing the song.
Heads up on that. 👍
@@victorpleitez768 I am playing it right now, just made it to the hall of records.
Now if I could just nail the parrying....
I have a suit to craft, but a bit short on Nanos.
I feel the parry timing is a bit different than ghost of tsushima, enemies act different in stellar blade.
virgins: WOWOWOW GOTY BOOOBS
chads: wow thats fun to play, goty even for the bibi song
This generation's Tomb Raider.
It's more fun to know that those who criticize the girl's design don't even play video games
I need to hire a guy for playing this game, for whatever reason ...
I bet developers only used one hand in making of this game
Thank you!
Now, go to the virt-a-mate with your Oculus Rift and have fun
the game of culture
That's a damned good reason
0:30 What happened to the hair physics?
Gahh daam
It is definitely a sex game in a way, and they are damn proud of it. No, there's no actual sex in it, but it doesn't mean there has to be intercourse for it to be a sex game. I mean the gameplay looks super fun, I'll definitely play it one day, but I'm not gonna deny that this wouldn't be legit porn. It is, and that's okay, you just gotta own it and at least the devs are owning it. If you're bothered by the game, don't play sexual games, simple as that :) I know her outfits are a bit ridiculous, but it's just a video game and it's supposed to be extremely sexual, it's not for everyone but that doesn't mean it's a bad video game. You don't have to play it, and there's tons of way more sexual video games, like literal porn games. Eve is just getting all the hate for some reason
They finally made Natalya from Destroy all humans 2 playable 🍑
Bunny suit is good too
封面看起來超像Markiplier E的迷因
*reasonS 😏
histori of course
Devs designed this with one hand 🗣🗣
45 french game-journalist don't like this video.
Great game. Has anyone figured out what it is about?
ah yes "gameplay"
Two reasons?
摁！會買
太紳士了，所以我等PC版
Is really hard to playing this game with one hand
we know we bought it for the plot right right...
Any guide how to play this game with one hand?
Could be thicker #freestellarblade
00:14 name of the song pls?
looks like a great game
0:03 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
How does the clothes even work?
Photo mode please
Oh god 🥵🥵🥵
這年頭玩個遊戲還要準備衛生紙
Game for men of culture!
i used to play this game to lose weight
time to buy a ps5