Every Hatchetfield Character Ranked
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- Опубликовано: 30 июл 2024
- none of these clips are mine. NOTE: i only included characters who appeared on stage (so no gerald or grace chastity) and had at least one line spoken or sung.
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there is no real criteria for these rankings besides my instinctual gravitation to them lmao
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**ALSO it was confirmed in a livestream that the rude customer and man in a hurry are separate characters!!
bread roll I enjoyed this but one question WHERE IS GERALD (I’m sorry if I’m being an idiot and missed his number)
@@copperrose4376 they said in the description that they only used characters that appeared onstage
@@ceruleanhearts7604 he was on stage.... in..... spirit
Emilia Knowles They also skipped Donna
Can you make a part two with nightmare time characters
Ranking Hot Chocolate Boy above Wiggly was a POWER MOVE
agreed, hot chocolate boy (aka oliver) has my whole heart
@@soupcorvus7451 HIS NAME IS OLIVER????
I fucking love that name. Perfect names for perfect people uhu
WHAT IS THAT CONFIRMED
SaltyRat is that his actual name cause i love it
i’ve seen a couple people call him oliver so i think so, it’s hard to know for sure though
if Gary Goldstein wasn't at the highest tier, we would all have audits in our wazoos
I H O P E Y O U H A V E Y O U R F I N A N C E S I N O R D E R
G E T R E A D Y F O R A U D I T S
A U D I T S U P Y O U R E A R S
@@hannatara02 A U D I T S I N Y O U R Y I N Y A N G
Audits in your wazoo
When “Homeless Guy” made it over “Ted” I knew this was a good list
When rude customer is above Sam
Naomi Dadya when LITERALLY EVERYONE is above sam
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this hits different now
Honestly I feel like Hidgens should have been at least the top 5, maybe even top 3.
If you haven’t already memorised Gary Goldstein’s entire audit dialogue there’s something wrong
good thing i have and recited it along with jon.
hi, gary goldstein, attorney-at-law. i was a little further back in line. are you aware that my client, linda monroe, suffers from a rare, little-understood anxiety disorder? and any lasting medical conditions which may arise from stress caused on _these_ premises are _your_ liability, sir? i hope you have your finances in order! get ready for audits! audits, up ya ears. audits, in ya ying yang. audits out your *wazoo* !!!
Bold of you to assume that I haven't memorized all of his lines
audits up your *W A Z O O*
Hi Gary Goldstein, attorney in law, I was a little further back in line. Are you aware that my client, Linda Monroe, suffers from a rare, little understood anxiety disorder? And that any lasting medical conditions that may arise from stress caused on these premises are your liability, sir? I hope you have your finances in order! get ready for audits! Audits up your ears! Audits in your ying yang! Audits in ya wazoo!!
HiGaryGoldsteinattourneyinlaw. Are you aware that my client, Sherman Young, is being discriminated against-
Ooh right in the *subpoena!*
Can I use these coupons?
Her protector...
Gerald? Yeah, it’s Gary. Yeah. We gotta talk about the will. Goldstein!!
*singing parts*
-🎶It’s called PTSD🎶
-🎶It’s mine🎶
-🎶It’s mine🎶
-🎶You never should settle🎶
*Also insert 😬 in between every line said*
Gary Goldstein attorney in law actually doesn’t have many lines for such an amazing man. In this essay-
"i can't be evil, i'm a status quo democrat!" is probably the most underrated line in black friday
I HAVE NEVER AGREED THIS MUCH TO A COMMENT BEFORE-
@Maya Aguilar this is the most beautiful dream ever
seeing "jeff sniggle", oh youre ranking literally ALL hatchetfield characteers
They didn’t do peanuts the pocket squirrel
*A L L*
@@kathryndavis9116 peanuts is above everyone in hatchetfield
@@sophiescribbles8504 He's WAY more superior
The audacity to put Jingle and Jangle above Professor Hidgens
Ikr
Right!
IKR
That's right!
exactly, I'm disgusted and outraged
As much as I wish Jaime was in Black Friday more, she's really the only Starkid who could've played those characters, I don't think anyone else could've pulled off Sherman lol
Tatyana J is it the eyes? She has the the most character-like eyes
It’s just a testament to her amazing range. I love her harmony in Wiggle too.
Sherman is definitely one of my favorite Jaime roles!
Tatyana J i would say maybe jeff but he’s too chaotic and not creepy enough
I just wish Mariah was in it
if man in a hurry isn’t number one, i’m rioting
Close one
Close enough
The Alto Starkid Ayee nice name! I'm also an alto (second alto, technically)
Sneaky, we know you only included on stage characters so that Peanuts The Pocket Squirrel didn't take up all 57 spots on this list
Nathan Creek ah, but he is there. During what if tomorrow comes you can see Curt’s character holding a small stuffed squirrel. Definitely Peanuts.
Peanuts the Pocket squirrel, the only Squirrel I like.
I'm pretty sure Peanuts does appear on stage. When Curt's character comes on stage during What If Tomorrow Comes, there's a little squirrel in the pockets of his hoodie.
We CANNOT compete with squirrels
@@mads9966 EXACTLY -EMMA- !
*_aRE YOU FRIGHTENED???!!_*
Uh, yeah, I think I *am* starting to get a little frightened.
*_y-you sHOULD bE_*
Emma~ Tip!
Hold on I gotta do this dumbass tip song
I immediately cheered and whooped for joy when Sam was last.
Why?
Sam was great y'all just have bad taste
@@andrewhrusovsky9426 you damm right
And that rude costumer was one of the last ones
@@webby9044 Man in a Hurry?
I swear to wiggly if Man In A Hurry isn’t at the top I will start a cult to a stuffed doll.
I dislike that word, Schneckinator 500, cult. No, it’s a new exciting religion that Man In A Hurry started
i haven't watched it yet but my mind immediately jumped to "higarygoldsteinattorneyatlaw" and "and i'm in a hurry!'
I like how the smoke club is one character
If Jon had been in more shows than two I have a feeling that he’d have just stolen all of the top ten on this list
Oh, definitely, Jon Mattestans forever
Pretty sure jon is the most underrated starkid and its really sad
No appreciation for any customers in the coffee shop or the hatchetfeild bee
THE BEE
I knew something was missing
Or Curt at the end of the show. After so very intense investigation I can confirm he is wearing a different sweatshirt than the shopper was
I really think first is gonna be Gary Goldstein, with all the hype he's been getting
The well deserved hype
It's all deserved
He deserves it TwT
It's what he deserves
kris kringle above hidgens???? my mans doesn’t even live in hatchetfield
I was thinking the same thing!!! The “Santa Claus Goes To High School” characters don’t live in Hatchetfield because their movie characters.
Well the president and the people in that scene don’t either
a background character got higher than all of Roberts rolls like what
They were ranking characters in the Hatchetfeild shows. Not just people who live there.
i was under the impression that Rude Customer and Man in a Hurry were the same person
apparently not???
They confirmed that they were different people in the It's ALIVEstream
Man in a hurry would never!
Man in a hurry would never waste his time arguing aver a tip, he's in to much of a hurry to even listen to a song
I really love Angela's sniggle for some reason
don't blame you, lauren's sniggle makes me feel things but she has no solo lines so rip
That little wink when she says "don't be scared" *swoon*
and Curts- “come and pway!” And wiggles
Fittest sniggle out there
The smoke club deserved number 1
YASSSSSSS
They’re just salty that they’re not in the smoke club.
That’s what I was thinking, but then I remembered Gary Goldstein Attorney in Law, and decided that the smoke club should be second
No we do not stan peer pressure ❗❗🚨🔊🔊❗🚨🚨
@@heatherduke7361 Says Heather Duke.. may i remind you of Candy Store?
My poor cinnamon roll Charlotte :(( she was even beat by a nameless security guard, rip
ssnnAAAAAAKKEE
Also that death drop
JAMES SNIGGLE DESERVED BETTER
Curt Sniggle NEEDED to be higher
I can't fathom Mariah as Lex. Angela is the one and only.
Still wish Mariah was in BF, I love her and she's a great singer
I think she’d have vocally managed, but I don’t think she could play as tough a character as lex. Her voice is very polished and pretty, so I feel like Angela’s performance would be better. But then again you never know
@@bellac6311 same Angela's alto was more suitable for lex
The name ‘Jeff sniggle’ is one of the best things I’ve heard
hidgens at 13 make me take step back before I remembered black friday
Cheezy - Extravaganza bill was number 6, probably should have been switched
i wonder what he was like at 13 years old
i like how smoke club is considered one character
Smoke club is a siblinghood
Jaime's PEIP agent is named Colonel Schaffer, by the way
Ted is criminaly low but man in a hurry is my chaotic Aries boi so I can't complain.
i love how all three of roberts main characters are all in a row
Woah, woah, woah, this feels like unwarranted Jeff Blim hatred
he just plays too many assholes, at least macnamara got 9th
Man in a hurry is number two!!!!!!
As a Sam stan I started this video like “mmmmMMMMMM” lmao
(Yes, I know he’s awful but he is Funny and Entertaining to watch and that is my top priority)
NEVER I LOVE JEFF BLIM
@@breadroll_sk if you really loved Jeff Blim, this list would look very different.
I love that jingle and jangle almost cracked the top 10. Its so unfair to the other characters below them yet its totally well deserved
*yOu BeT tHeY dId, BoSs!*
@@apffee7287 *tHAaaAat's RIgHt!*
@@valenarizio4313 All hail Jingle and Jangle, the supreme overlords of the universe
Jeremy's World Gladly
IF TED ISN’T IN THE TOP TEN I WILL KICK YOUR HEAD!!!
Brave Moon bill > ted
Well go on then. I want to see you kick above the waist.
oh woah, hey bro
It's the most vulnerable part of the body! That's what Sensei Bill taught me.
Really you’re gonna kick my head. Yknow what do it kick above your waist show me the round house the sweeping crane kick
If hot chocolate boy, Gary Goldstein, Henry Freaking Hidgens, Homeless Guy, or Hannah isn’t number 1 I’m going to start a riots in a toy store.
K so Homeless Guy got 23. So I’m close to rioting.
HCB got 20. about to do it.
Henry Freaking Hidgens got 13. Getting closer to the spawn of satan himself
Hannah got 7. Satan is now watching with me
K Gary Goldstein got 1. Satan went home . Toy store is safe.
Macnamera as a character is completely slept on and putting him above fan favorites like Ethan and Hidgens is absolutely a take I am here for
thank you for putting Gary Goldstein first.
The Hot Chocolate Boy deserved better
fun fact his name is oliver (as in ethan’s cousin oliver i’m guessing, i refuse to believe that’s a coincidence)
Hot Chocolate boy deserves his hot chocolate. Because he has very low blood sugar.
OKAY LISTEN. MY INNOCENT BEAN CURT SNIGGLE PUT HIS WHOLE ENERGY INTO THAT AND YOU JUST TOSSED HIM AWAY. HE DESERVED BETTER AND I WILL BE BITTER ABOUT IT.
I was waiting for this comment 😭😭 he proper wiggle dipped and pwayed his was to glory and he was cast aside 🥺😭
Gary Goldstein deserves to use those coupons
at least he got his own cult from the starkid fans and got to be in one simultaneously.
this just shows that Jamie deserves better. if she isn't the main character soon I swear I'm gonna kill someone.
Screeching Birbs that e s c a l a t e d
Screeching Birbs I will help plan the murder
@@camithecamel I can finish them off by kicking their head
I’m hoping she will be one of the main characters as Deb since the next show is called Nerdy Prudes Must Die.
Cami Pinchot or maybe a kidnapping to threaten nick Lang or Jeff into giving Jamie a bigger role
I recited all of Gary's lines in all the scenes you showed of him perfectly and I'm proud of myself
congratulations, your prize of audits will arrive in the mail shortly.
I was really upset when lex was only 3rd but honestly I get it now
THE GOD HOMELESS GUY HAS BEEN ROBED
True, but he only had three dollars so.
aPpLe Of My Eye uwu
god i hate sam so much
@@apffee7287 God I love Sam so much
You're forgetting the true number 1. Peanuts the pocket squirrel.
Sometimes I forget that Paul and Emma are played by the same actors as Linda and Gary.
Lauren and Jon are definitely some of the best actors in starkid
aRe yOu aWaaaaare that MY client,
Man Gary truly is the MVP
If Gerald was included in the list would he be number 1?
100%, no doubt
Obviously
WE ARE NUMBER ONE DU DU
WE ARE NUMBER ONE DU DU
of course. hopefully we see him in the next installment
Hey you accidentally put a 0 after the 1 for Ethan Green
I just now noticed that Lauren’s elf voice is just her Bugette voice😳
Kim sniggle was robbed
so was Curt sniggle
the sniggles live in torment and fear and only do the bidding of their master wiggly, i think they were all robbed in general.
i watched this and the pure eXCITEMENT i felt when i saw lex as three and had to think,, 'man, who are the only other 2 hatchetfield characters who haven't been said?' and then... mAN IN A HURRY AND GARY GOLDSTEIN,, this was,, a wonderful experience, to say the least
Okay by the time I got to the top two I had no idea who could be ranked higher than Paul, Emma AND Lex, but I have to say... *slow clap* I agree wholeheartedly :)
Thank you for not spoiling good sir
can we take a moment to appreciate the timing of mariah getting cast in mean girls, otherwise we wouldn't have gotten angela, whom I adore to bits. she's such a perfect addition to starkid & I can't wait to see what characters she plays in the future.
when i clicked i said “1 is either gonna be gary or hidgens” and i was not disappointed
I'm so glad we all agree that the smoke club is a singular character
The whole sequence of Paul anxiety ridden head nods during Mr Davidson’s part just adds to the chaotic aura and boost the ranking
I didn't knew that uncle Wiley and Wilbur Cross were the same person
Like
Really
yes
Curt Mega did not go so hard in feast or famine to be placed at 42!!
so is smoke club a rival hive mind to the musical aliens?
idk but i want it to be
It's a coven of witches in npmd
Wait what-
This was absolutely excellent and i am in awe of you for being at all able to rank all these masterpieces
Really made me realize how much they characterize every single person on stage, even background characters!
but I have to say Uncle Wiley/Wilbur was CRIMINALLY low
HeLLo NaUgHtY LiSt
Ethan was legit my favorite character, when he was introduced I expected him to be a jerk, but he was such a decent person, it was really refreshing to see!
Same (don't mind me being two months late lmao) At first I thought that he'd be an asshole but he directly became my favorite character
If greenpeace girl isn't in the top 20 Im suing Edit: Im not suing for GP girl Im suing because Man in a hurry is number 2
He should be number ONE
I’m pretty sure rude customer and man in a hurry are the same person
apaparently someone confirmed they were two people but idk
nope, there the same person, originally Jeff was supposed to say "I'm in a hurry" in tgwdlm but he was ironically too in character to say it, instead just running past the Greenpeace girl, so they had him say it twice in black Friday
They are.
It was confirmed in a Starkid livestream they were different
Curt Sniggle deserves better!!
He was obviously the best sniggle.
Omg your profile pic, I love bare!
"now you got a reason for *fwends* to come and *pway"*
Idk what it is but lauren and jon have A TON of chemistry whenever they play partners in anyway. And I LOVE IT
Curts snuggle is criminally low Edit: and his shopper
becky is CRIMINALLY low on this list 💀 but valid valid valid this is a good video
Me when I get to number one: Gary! Thank god!!
Uncle Wiley and Homeless Guy deserve a bit more justice imo but other than that this is A+ content
You know hatchetfield characters are good when Hidgens isnt even top 10 on here.
Whyyyyy is Ted higher than Charlotte
Glad to see the fandom getting over the weird professor hidgeons obsession. He was a pretty good character with a catchy song but definitely didn't deserve to be literally everyone's favourite character like he was
The fact that Kris Kringle is above professor Hidgens hit right in the subpoena.
I greatly disagree with this ranking, but I appreciate all the work you put into making this video, and the creativity in the idea 😊
thank you
woah when you said every hatchetfield character you really meant EVERY. HATCHETFIELD. CHARACTER. the dedication omg
Technically, the characters from "Deck the halls of Northville high" aren't from Hatchetfield...
Also, I believe Man in a Hurry and Rude customer is the same person
shh dont ruin the fun lol
@@skiphalfmouw5273 Its been confirmed as 2 characters
Neither is the government characters I think it is meant to be the Hatchetfield shows character
yeah but theyre all from hatchetfield shows
I really liked that Emma and Paul weren't at the top of the list. They are great characters but I feel like there is definitely better
Man in a Hurry deserved how high he got, and I'm so proud of him.
Gary Goldstein and Man in a hurry are my all time favourites. No exceptions.
Of course Gary is number 1. He is ALL about audits.
Curt Wiggle and Wilbur Cross are dangerously low on this list...
Also you did my girl Charlotte a diservice for putting her so low! (Except for those, I love this list lmao)
i was mad until it got to the top 3
I genuinely love every single character in both shows none of them are extremely 1 dimensional even the smaller characters have personalities
Edit: that said, Hot Chocolate Boy is an ICON how is he not higher
Gary being ranked #1 was worth 20:22 of my time
HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO UNCLE WILEY
Bill or Paul should’ve been number one 😭
Putting Emma below Lex is bold, and while I disagree, I respect it
this video said jeff gets no rights
the fact that Sam is at the bottom of the list brings me immense joy
"gerald? hey it's gary ... yeaaaaup we've gotta talk about the will"
I saw man in a hurry at number 2 and i just- *I kn e w* what was coming
Can't wait to see this get updated after all the Nightmare Time episodes are released on youtube
I don't agree with a lot of this but I still fully support it just for the Gary Goldstein appreciation
whatcanidooo me too. Exactly what you said 👍
as a sam kinnie, I’m shaking in my crocs
those exist?
i am so scared of you
@@ellakoenig I DONT REMEMBER COMMENTING THIS DW I DONT KIN HIM ANYMORE
I kin avpsy Gilderoy now LOL
i can't believe you did sam so dirty! and mr davidson! i was gonna say "do you have a vendetta against jeff or something??" but then man in a hurry did pretty well so 😂
I thought the rude guy and man in a hurry were the same person so I was sad for a bit but then, it makes sense. Also if Paul or Emma couldn't have the top spot at least it was Gary