If she was a high school teacher though, she would be locked in her home office grading for three hours after school and talking about how Justin got high while on a bathroom break again! LOL
Preach it! Or he went to the bathroom, last period, then didn't come back till after school and you were half way down the hall and he says he needs his stuff.
I got high during lunch a lot. My sixth period PE teacher never said anything. He must have been able to smell the pot on me. I'm glad he minded his own business. That was the late eighties, so things have probably changed.
This is sooo accurate. Except I was thinking, "She only has ONE giant school bag?" Then she comes in the door with her arms totally full and I was like, "That's more like it. " The stories of the kids at dinner and the songs stuck in your head are 100% my life. I can't eat pizza without singing "Pizza Man" from GoNoodle.
That's totally me, telling my husband about my "babies" (students)! He knows them so well that he'll ask how's so-and-so doing? Then I ask "So, how was your day?" His answer isn't as long as mine. lol!
It wasn’t until after I quit teaching my husband told me how miserable it was living with me. The thing he hated most was me on the phone gossiping with other teachers
Most husbands don't like their wife's on the phone I'm not married and mine makes me feel like I can't talk to any one I wait tell he's gone or asleep to talk to people lol 😅
Dude... HiFi... Since you're not my own Teacher... But i admire every teacher and lecturer. I just admire and respect that profession.. 😍🤘 thank you 🙏 But cool thing is. I have crush on my teacher. I know it's not going to work.. instead it would be a problem to me and to my teacher, but just trying to hold some memories.. and not expecting anything else.. I don't know why am saying this to you! But felt like saying. 😬 Never mind
@@Nameissruthiwhen I was in high school I used to had a crush on my gym my teacher but I never said or did anything. All the other girls were always flirting with him because he was very handsome and had a big 🍑, he liked all the attention. I remembered that everytime he would walk in the hallways, girls would spank him 😂😂 he used to turn around and just smile.
I'm a teacher. I can relate to crying and planning evening events) and my bf who has to listen stories about my students, who are smart, naughty, adorable, creative and annoying at the same time like most teenagers (yep, I love them). In my bag I have multicoloured pencils, pens, notes, stickers for good work, candies and other sweet things given to me by my students, books, a pair of socks (still wondering), chicken shaped hairpin which can beam and so to put in wonder any three years old.
"And that was my day teaching. How was your day, Hon?" "I had a meeting, then did my work and took breaks whenever I needed them, and now I'm done for the day." "Ohh, what's that like? Here, help me grade the rest of these papers..."
My mom is a kindergarten teacher and every day when I went in her room after school because our middle school and elementary school is connected it would be playing the goodbye song so every morning when i left i told her one phrase from it
Mwahaha! As a single teacher....I used to Crack up when the cute guy gave me that melty look when he found out I was a teacher! I just always laughed to myself, and thought " he just has no idea , does he?"
My mom’s a teacher and her entire bag is just papers, folders, and school supplies. For back to school, she’s always like, “Oh you need an extra folder? Let me check my bag to see if I have extras from last year...”
Yes indeed! I married a elementary school music teacher and it is just as you saw in the video, except geared towards music for 15 years. Then she became the director of music at the church we attend but she still does most of the things she did while teaching, just with different ages. Been living this for 44 years....
I used to nanny for a two year old little girl. When she didn’t want to do something she’d go “no can’t!” 😂😂😂 I said “when I don’t want to do something my teacher said I need to do I should start saying that”
My wife is a teacher....and here is a bit of my own reality... Conversations are always about school...weekdays and weekends. Holidays are spent catching up on work or planning/writing reports... Asks about your day but actually can't wait to tell you all about hers and guaranteed her day will always be tougher than yours... Talks as if you know all 25 kids in her class... Has no energy for quality time... Unless it's about school she has no time to conversate but has plenty to say gossiping with colleagues... Sleeps a lot because she says she's always exhausted, physically and mentally....except on the nights she goes out for drinks with her colleagues...suddenly there's all this energy from out of nowhere, no rest or sleep needed... Volunteers you out without speaking to you first to sober drive all her drunk friends after their night out...suddenly you've become useful again... Leaves you to tend to kids, house chores and cooking of dinners because she's just too exhausted to help you with any of it... Can't bother her with requests on her time or energy but somehow moves like lightning at every cellphone alert... Sometimes talks to you like your one of her students....and she doesn't know she's doing it... Your own opinion doesn't matter much because after all, she's the teacher...and you're not... Cannot raise any issues to do with teaching getting the best of her time and energy because "we non-teachers just don't get it"... Keeps saying they'll make it up to you somehow but it doesn't seem to happen... You'll hear the same event being retold four to five times in an afternoon as she tells every new person who walks through the door about it...not counting the two or three phone calls to family to tell them about it too.... For her, there's a right and wrong way of doing things, and your way is just not it... Your plans, she'll undo them and reconstitute them to her convenience.... And the biggest mistake you can make is to say you think it's all a bit unfair that her profession gets the "best of her" while the family often gets the grumpy, irritable, exhausted, no time, no energy, empty shell of a mother and wife at the end of a day....everyday.... Despite all this, you are still expected to be "understanding" and "patient" and "caring".... Teaching is far more than a job folks...it is a LIFESTYLE... And many people, teachers included, are not always fully aware of what they're actually signing up for when going into this profession.... I take my hat off to those who have been able to get the balance right... I truly envy you all.... Still waiting to see if we're able to achieve the same result for ourselves....but as of yet....no cigar... Don't get me wrong, teaching is a noble profession....and it certainly isn't for everyone.... Just know what you're getting into before committing especially if you're in a relationship where one is in a teaching role and the other is not.... Balance is key....but not always so easy to achieve.... Best of luck everyone!!!
There is no balance. You are either there or not there for it. There is days where you wonder if she really needs someone or she is just keeps you cause she don’t want to date or look alone.
I am a child of two teachers, and my grandfathers were also teachers. I struggle to get the joke in this because this was entirely normal adult behavior for me. Even as an adult in a different (though sort of adjacent) profession, I still don't 100% grasp how the rest of the world lives. ;)
I was a permanent substitute teacher for this one high school and only 1 class period out of 5 classes drove me crazy. Later, I was a permanent substitute teacher for another high school and I always thought I was in paradise. I think it depends on luck.
The only recourse is for two teachers to be married to each other. I speak from experience as the child of two teachers at least this way when they came home from school, they each had something to talk about and if a child sneezed on one, the other one probably got sneezed on too. However, it’s still amazed all of us in the household that one could come home with one bag and one could come home with a carry-on suitcase, full of papers to grade. Also, my father learned do not go on my mother’s purse. He would lose an arm, possibly a leg, but definitely an arm.
How come they don't make light up shoes for adults? Yes I'm a bearded man who thinks chopping firewood is a hobby and coffee is a breakfast but I remember that feeling of being the most important person in the world for a few hours when you walked in with the new spiderman shoes that had lights in them and made you look about an inch and a half taller and I don't see why I can't experience it again
Isn’t this like breaking confidentiality rules? It think it would be where I am. I’m at university getting a Primary Education degree and have done a childcare diploma and have been taught we cannot do this. I’m from the UK though. I am just really curious about all the differences between teaching and childcare in different countries like for example having a curriculum.
I'm assuming that all of the examples in the video were made up. You are allowed to tell your spouse these things because of spousal privilege. Someone you were dating would not be privy to specifics of a student's IEP or other protected information, but you would be able to tell them the day to day minutiae.
From my understanding, it only breaks the confidentially rules if Ms. Smith now known as Mrs. Merrill were to use the full child's name and their picture in her postings, which she doesn't use; either on here or on her professional Instagram channel. The law that cover this in the US is known as The Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act of 1974. That law was originally enacted right at my first year of Kindergarten, so that's why I'm so familiar with it. My mom had to go through paperwork transfer hell filling out form after form everytime we had to move and switch elementary schools due to my late father's career as a professional musician and entertainer. We had to move to wherever dad was getting gigs at the time. Sources: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_Educational_Rights_and_Privacy_Act www2.ed.gov/policy/gen/guid/fpco/ferpa/index.html nces.ed.gov/pubs97/web/97859.asp
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As a teacher the only thing I could think was: "WHO'S GONNA PUT THE STUFF BACK IN THE PURSE??? EACH AND EVERYTHING IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT"
Right thought and the system what about the system
😂😂
Every now I. Then I clean my purse fun but everything goes back it but in separate ziploc bags 😭😭
Thats so funny!
If she was a high school teacher though, she would be locked in her home office grading for three hours after school and talking about how Justin got high while on a bathroom break again! LOL
Preach it! Or he went to the bathroom, last period, then didn't come back till after school and you were half way down the hall and he says he needs his stuff.
I got high during lunch a lot. My sixth period PE teacher never said anything. He must have been able to smell the pot on me. I'm glad he minded his own business. That was the late eighties, so things have probably changed.
The band teacher walked in on the boys getting high. Not a word was spoken simply because he liked them
This is sooo accurate. Except I was thinking, "She only has ONE giant school bag?" Then she comes in the door with her arms totally full and I was like, "That's more like it. " The stories of the kids at dinner and the songs stuck in your head are 100% my life. I can't eat pizza without singing "Pizza Man" from GoNoodle.
😂😂😂
Wait you guys gossip about us? 😂
That “Milkshake” song from “GoNoodle” is forever stuck in my head. Please get it out.
- Note, me.
Legend has it, he's still looking for those keys
Yup 😂👍
That's totally me, telling my husband about my "babies" (students)! He knows them so well that he'll ask how's so-and-so doing? Then I ask "So, how was your day?" His answer isn't as long as mine. lol!
It wasn’t until after I quit teaching my husband told me how miserable it was living with me. The thing he hated most was me on the phone gossiping with other teachers
Gossiping with other teachers about other teachers and principal is the best😂
Most husbands don't like their wife's on the phone I'm not married and mine makes me feel like I can't talk to any one I wait tell he's gone or asleep to talk to people lol 😅
There needs to be a lot more days when she comes home crying. I speak from experience.
Uh teacher...? 🤪🤘
Dude... HiFi... Since you're not my own Teacher... But i admire every teacher and lecturer. I just admire and respect that profession.. 😍🤘 thank you 🙏
But cool thing is. I have crush on my teacher. I know it's not going to work.. instead it would be a problem to me and to my teacher, but just trying to hold some memories.. and not expecting anything else.. I don't know why am saying this to you! But felt like saying. 😬 Never mind
@@Nameissruthi teachers are human, it's understandable to have a crush. There are a couple at college I have a crush on
@@sean9177 exactly bruh... 😶😶😶😶 How can someone stop their heart for falling for a person...and so Teacher?
@@Nameissruthiwhen I was in high school I used to had a crush on my gym my teacher but I never said or did anything. All the other girls were always flirting with him because he was very handsome and had a big 🍑, he liked all the attention. I remembered that everytime he would walk in the hallways, girls would spank him 😂😂 he used to turn around and just smile.
My mom is a teacher and she has mastered the fake smile and fake enthusiasm, honestly
I’m saying
I had a new administrator once get flustered and ask pointedly why we had so many teachers marrying teachers. Kinda wish I could have just sent this.
I'm a teacher. I can relate to crying and planning evening events) and my bf who has to listen stories about my students, who are smart, naughty, adorable, creative and annoying at the same time like most teenagers (yep, I love them). In my bag I have multicoloured pencils, pens, notes, stickers for good work, candies and other sweet things given to me by my students, books, a pair of socks (still wondering), chicken shaped hairpin which can beam and so to put in wonder any three years old.
"And that was my day teaching. How was your day, Hon?"
"I had a meeting, then did my work and took breaks whenever I needed them, and now I'm done for the day."
"Ohh, what's that like? Here, help me grade the rest of these papers..."
I turned my face up so hard when he asked for that date on a Sunday. MAY IT BE DECLARED A REST DAY 😂
“It’s like Mary Poppins in here!”
😂
As a student teacher right now, I am slowly understanding more and more of these things. I was so happy I knew what IEP was!!
Yeeeaaah, my teacher bag is a disaster. I'm too scared to even try to see what's right at the bottom now😂.
Cereal bar crumbs lol
@@jetta.silence6356 Or old candy😂
That was my rolling cart....
Can't tell you how many black, various stages of rot, black bananas I've found in my teacher bags over the last 26 years.
@@rowseyk21 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it was an orange for me once
The Purple Stew singing is a real thing though. You can’t stop singing that for like...a week after you listen to it 🤣🤣🤣
I got it. Coz I'm singing.. all purple... Purple 😂
My mom is a kindergarten teacher and every day when I went in her room after school because our middle school and elementary school is connected it would be playing the goodbye song so every morning when i left i told her one phrase from it
THE FORK AND FRUIT IN THE BAG! I felt that in my soul!!!!!
well, did he eva find them keys!?!?!?
Rumor has it that he is still looking! 😂😂🧐
@@Opinionatedboo 😂😂😂
I hit the like the moment you started crying 😭 😆
So good. Our partners know our students better than their own parents do sometimes! 😂😂😂
Omg! How can you guy's discuss about students on your cool date..? 😂 Won't it piss them off...?
Mwahaha! As a single teacher....I used to Crack up when the cute guy gave me that melty look when he found out I was a teacher! I just always laughed to myself, and thought " he just has no idea , does he?"
Ohh I remember when my crush look through my bag and found an onion, a whole raw onion in my bag 😂
😆😆😆
Lol! I have had that for labs 🧪🤣🤣
😔Now the Purple Stew song is stuck in my head.... again!!!🎶
I used to laugh all of these like "what stereotypes haha" now I got my first class and I'm laughing "Little did I know a year ago...."
Instead of purple stew I’m singing go noodle’s banana banana meatball!
Gummie Bear is always stuck in my head lol
You haven't been teaching apostrophe's to your student's have you?!
dunruden nice try lol
Oh noooo
HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF POPSIKO?!
The giant teacher bag LOL I feel that
He never found the item he was looking for lol.
This can't be anymore accurate! Love it! ❤️
I could not stop laughing! My life! Oh no!
Making a song while eating ...yep I'm that teacher...oh and the bag ..oh and the crying... pretty much this video sums up my life...🙂🙂🙂
This is so true 😂😂😂😂😂 the people around us really listens to us,they are great.
is it bad that i hysterically laughed throughout this entire video?
This sounds so much like what I hear from my sister (elementary school teacher). Loved watching!
If you said “shoe-be-do-be-do” before she did... you definitely work in an elementary school. (Gonoodle is the best)
*raises hand*
Oh yes.
My mom’s a teacher and her entire bag is just papers, folders, and school supplies. For back to school, she’s always like, “Oh you need an extra folder? Let me check my bag to see if I have extras from last year...”
love the endless "Mary Poppins" teacher bag.
I'm a nanny not a teacher but I still relate to this on so many levels
These are so funny I love the channel keep up
That bag must be a Mary Poppins’ model.
I usually leave work at work and not talk about it at home, rarely.
This is too accurate 🤣 the only thing you gotta add is more complaining about the kids not listening to a thing I said all day
Thank you! This is so true and accurate!
that crying is SO RELATABLE
“We’re making a purple stew woo woo” omg I’m dying
Lol at the pencils in her hair! I do that alllllll the time!!! And I sing non stop! LOL
Ms. Smith n/k/a Mrs. Merrill has a video on that topic too right here:
ruclips.net/video/pbHtXVVMPA4/видео.html
Teaching is a vocation 😅
Lol the purple stew song I know it from gonoodle lol 😂
Wow you have me and my husband pinned down to the tea.
Holy moly! this is my life right up to the "purple stew". Rock on!
This video is still hilarious and relevant 3 years later.
Dang! I’m just reminded that I have to complete a PLAAFP!
everything about this is relatable- except I'm single-this is just me with my friends/family, haha. OR EVEN MY DOG haha
Yes indeed! I married a elementary school music teacher and it is just as you saw in the video, except geared towards music for 15 years. Then she became the director of music at the church we attend but she still does most of the things she did while teaching, just with different ages. Been living this for 44 years....
I’m 5 years in 😂 wish me luck. Headed to her classroom now to hang up last minute decorations.
I used to nanny for a two year old little girl. When she didn’t want to do something she’d go “no can’t!” 😂😂😂 I said “when I don’t want to do something my teacher said I need to do I should start saying that”
I have never felt more understood.
I have the purple stew song stuck in my head again now....
This is so accurate oh my gosh
IEP=Individualized Education Plan?
yes that is what IEP stands for
IEP = Individualized Education Program
I know cause I'm in it.
@@sophiepalmer-doran344 Is actually Individualized Education Program
My wife is a teacher....and here is a bit of my own reality...
Conversations are always about school...weekdays and weekends.
Holidays are spent catching up on work or planning/writing reports...
Asks about your day but actually can't wait to tell you all about hers and guaranteed her day will always be tougher than yours...
Talks as if you know all 25 kids in her class...
Has no energy for quality time...
Unless it's about school she has no time to conversate but has plenty to say gossiping with colleagues...
Sleeps a lot because she says she's always exhausted, physically and mentally....except on the nights she goes out for drinks with her colleagues...suddenly there's all this energy from out of nowhere, no rest or sleep needed...
Volunteers you out without speaking to you first to sober drive all her drunk friends after their night out...suddenly you've become useful again...
Leaves you to tend to kids, house chores and cooking of dinners because she's just too exhausted to help you with any of it...
Can't bother her with requests on her time or energy but somehow moves like lightning at every cellphone alert...
Sometimes talks to you like your one of her students....and she doesn't know she's doing it...
Your own opinion doesn't matter much because after all, she's the teacher...and you're not...
Cannot raise any issues to do with teaching getting the best of her time and energy because "we non-teachers just don't get it"...
Keeps saying they'll make it up to you somehow but it doesn't seem to happen...
You'll hear the same event being retold four to five times in an afternoon as she tells every new person who walks through the door about it...not counting the two or three phone calls to family to tell them about it too....
For her, there's a right and wrong way of doing things, and your way is just not it...
Your plans, she'll undo them and reconstitute them to her convenience....
And the biggest mistake you can make is to say you think it's all a bit unfair that her profession gets the "best of her" while the family often gets the grumpy, irritable, exhausted, no time, no energy, empty shell of a mother and wife at the end of a day....everyday....
Despite all this, you are still expected to be "understanding" and "patient" and "caring"....
Teaching is far more than a job folks...it is a LIFESTYLE...
And many people, teachers included, are not always fully aware of what they're actually signing up for when going into this profession....
I take my hat off to those who have been able to get the balance right...
I truly envy you all....
Still waiting to see if we're able to achieve the same result for ourselves....but as of yet....no cigar...
Don't get me wrong, teaching is a noble profession....and it certainly isn't for everyone....
Just know what you're getting into before committing especially if you're in a relationship where one is in a teaching role and the other is not....
Balance is key....but not always so easy to achieve....
Best of luck everyone!!!
There is no balance. You are either there or not there for it. There is days where you wonder if she really needs someone or she is just keeps you cause she don’t want to date or look alone.
Dating a teacher while I was teaching we had an agreement to cut off school talk by 6 p.m. it worked, most of the time.
i lost it at "who keeps a straw"
So very true y’all. No wonder so many teachers end up divorced.
I was informed that I’m unkidnappable cause I am loud and KNOW A LOT of songs that gets on adults nerves. #teacherlife woot woot.
And now the Purple Stew song is stuck in my head… #elementarylife
I am a child of two teachers, and my grandfathers were also teachers. I struggle to get the joke in this because this was entirely normal adult behavior for me. Even as an adult in a different (though sort of adjacent) profession, I still don't 100% grasp how the rest of the world lives. ;)
Lol..."It's The Bachelor!".
I was a permanent substitute teacher for this one high school and only 1 class period out of 5 classes drove me crazy. Later, I was a permanent substitute teacher for another high school and I always thought I was in paradise. I think it depends on luck.
I had a reading teacher back in middle school that I really like that she was already married.
Lol I’m so boring and quiet, my teachers probably never talk about me.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wait, why am I even watching this... 😳😂
Me who watched whole video... Just remembered.. purple.. purple.. purple stew.. purple potatoes.. purple tomato... Duh! 😂😂😂😂
My grandma is a teacher and I get to hear all about it.
LOVED the bowling ball
The only recourse is for two teachers to be married to each other. I speak from experience as the child of two teachers at least this way when they came home from school, they each had something to talk about and if a child sneezed on one, the other one probably got sneezed on too. However, it’s still amazed all of us in the household that one could come home with one bag and one could come home with a carry-on suitcase, full of papers to grade. Also, my father learned do not go on my mother’s purse. He would lose an arm, possibly a leg, but definitely an arm.
Shout out to Moose tube. 😂 you forgot Chili Chili.
This was such a cute video🥰🥰🥰
Did they ever find the keys??😂😂
What a wonderful bag!!! ❤️
Sunday? Me:NO I SLEEPING
I loved my teacher.
Well our teachers should get a raise now!
This is so sweet 💙
THE BACEHLOR! Lol
SO…. Did he ever find the keys???😂
Gotta love gonoodle.
There are day my 5 year old granddaughter drives me crazy I can't imagine 30 of them.. thanks so much
No time to date us 😳🥰
Preschool teacher problems- only IFSP instead of IEP
Legend has it he’s still looking for the keys
What are IFSPs? Our preschool teachers have IEPs.
Sunday?
Hmhm no I sleepin’
Rowen is my name!!!!
Lol this is relatable I am and daughter of a kindergarten school teacher
How come they don't make light up shoes for adults? Yes I'm a bearded man who thinks chopping firewood is a hobby and coffee is a breakfast but I remember that feeling of being the most important person in the world for a few hours when you walked in with the new spiderman shoes that had lights in them and made you look about an inch and a half taller and I don't see why I can't experience it again
Guy: how many pencils does she need?
Me: well she is a teacher and she teaches kids all day who forget pencils.
Do you understand now
I found myself I am scared
I hope you ok...!
This is my life
I’m not a teacher lol 🦄🦄🦄🦄
We will never know if he found the keys.
Any tips for the partner who is in relationship with a teacher ??
She’s got a Mary Poppins bag
Isn’t this like breaking confidentiality rules? It think it would be where I am.
I’m at university getting a Primary Education degree and have done a childcare diploma and have been taught we cannot do this. I’m from the UK though. I am just really curious about all the differences between teaching and childcare in different countries like for example having a curriculum.
I'm assuming that all of the examples in the video were made up.
You are allowed to tell your spouse these things because of spousal privilege. Someone you were dating would not be privy to specifics of a student's IEP or other protected information, but you would be able to tell them the day to day minutiae.
From my understanding, it only breaks the confidentially rules if Ms. Smith now known as Mrs. Merrill were to use the full child's name and their picture in her postings, which she doesn't use; either on here or on her professional Instagram channel. The law that cover this in the US is known as The Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act of 1974. That law was originally enacted right at my first year of Kindergarten, so that's why I'm so familiar with it. My mom had to go through paperwork transfer hell filling out form after form everytime we had to move and switch elementary schools due to my late father's career as a professional musician and entertainer. We had to move to wherever dad was getting gigs at the time.
Sources:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_Educational_Rights_and_Privacy_Act
www2.ed.gov/policy/gen/guid/fpco/ferpa/index.html
nces.ed.gov/pubs97/web/97859.asp
Lol, I'm a teacher and I've never heard of "Purple Stew".
It's a pretty cool video song on Gonoodle 😄
Listen and let us know what you think😄
You forgot to add, when you wife “teachers” her husband like her students. Treat him like a 5 year old husbands love that
IEP = Individualized Education Program