Q: Is that steak raw inside? A: Nah. It is on the rare side, which is how I like it. One thing I've learned since I started making videos (I'm a radio guy) is that cameras lie, especially about color. You can't trust the colors you see in a video. I can make some tiny tweaks to a filter or a light, and a steak will go from pink to red to gray without actually changing. Keep watching my videos, though, and I'll be able to afford a nicer camera with better color reproduction. I'm shooting on a real cheap DSLR with a kit lens. Q: Is that steak burned on the outside? A: Nah, see the above answer. Cameras tend to make dark brown look black. That's one of the reasons why food stylists do crazy stuff like painting food with shoe polish or whatever to make it look brown. Q: Will this method work with other meats? A: Yeah, anything you would consider slicing thin before eating. Q: Why not season the outside of the meat before cooking? Won't that make it taste better? A: Seasoning the outside right before cooking will definitely result in a salty crust, which can be nice. But with this recipe, I'm going to toss the steak in its own juices, which would redistribute the salt from the crust to the entire surface area of the meat anyway, so there simply isn't any point. And seasoning right before cooking absolutely will not flavor the interior of the meat. Kenji's experiments showed that it takes at least 40 minutes for salt to draw moisture out of raw meat, dissolve into the moisture, and then be reabsorbed. You should try his method sometime, which basically involves seasoning the meat the day before. Q: Are you sure the pieces are really absorbing the surrounding liquid? A: I think so! The commercial meat industry refers to this phenomenon as "pick-up." At the same time, though, I'm sure what's also happening is the "sauce" is congealing as it cools and is simply sticking to the surface of each piece. That's a desirable result, too, right? So I figure, who cares how much of either factor is at play? Q: Didn't you already make a video about this? A: The first food video I ever made, about a year ago, was a more complicated version of this recipe. I wanted to do it again, now that I'm a little better at making videos. Gonna redo my old roast chicken one, too. June 6. Q: Will you ever cook any damn vegetables? A: Yes! I've been waiting for stuff in my garden to ripen before I do a bunch of vegetable recipes.
You don't need that big of a budget to shoot good videos with good colour production. Get a midrange secondhand Canon with a secondhand L series lens that opens to at least 2.8, which'll cost you less than 2k and you won't have to mess a lot with colour grading. You could get a Sony alpha but the colour isn't very good out of the box and if you shoot in S-log3 you need to do heavy colour grading.
I think it's a pretty cool strategy to season the board first. But I actually prefer to season my hands instead. Your hands themselves let out sweat throughout the prep, so seasoning your hands helps wick it up and ensure that you don't get that uniform background saltiness from your sweat onto the steak, giving the coarse salt grains a bigger punch.
G1poundz Nahhh. My steak would be bland like that. I prefer to create the universe, gets some random materials to create the sun, then season it. After that, the sun emits heat onto the grass, in which it is also seasoned. Then I become a cow, die, become a human, and grab my past life dead remains, and finally use the sun to cook in in order to get the seasoning onto the steak.
tender and chewy don't exsist together. chewy is hard to chew and tender is easy. i ate the knife btw. i don't think your supposed to eat the cutting board.
@@princep203 ill give some context: the shit most likely wont hit the water, because its catched with the toilet paper, and the shit doesn't hit the pants either
Awesome video! I have become so used to the standard "put seasoning in your air conditioning system so it naturally flows through the house" method, but have never tried this! Will definitely give it a go, thanks Adam!
Awesome video Adam! I actually prefer to season the grocery store I buy the steak from so every time the steak is seasoned like the store. Then I drive my car into a river of bbq sauce its delicious.
What I personally like to do is season my stomach just so that when it goes in there, it gets properly seasoned. Give it a try. But first, make sure to tenderize your stomach acids.
I've been using a method and honestly it changed my life. Step 1: Season your mouth Step 2: Eat the steak raw Step 3: Let the steak absorb the flavors Step 4: Light yourself on fire Most delicious steak i've ever eaten
Im ded laughing at step 3 LOL.... but the first step is actually real. In my country, many people use this method to seasoning the egg inside it. Its called salted egg, idk if this kind of food is spread through other country
Instead of using soap in the shower, you can simply apply the soap, shampoo, and conditioner to your towel so that after you rinse yourself in the shower your body can absorb the cleaning agents and make your body that much cleaner and smoother. The soap industry calls this phenomenon "pick-up."
This sounds amazing! I usually put salt on a lighter, light the cow used for my steak, oil the wood used for my cutting board, eat the cow as is, and at last jump into an oven cause I like it well-done.
Usually, I eat the seasoning then shove the stack raw in my mouth, then light a fire in my mouth. Juicy, not overcooked or undercooked, and the flavor is absolutely amazing.
Q: Is that steak raw inside?
A: Nah. It is on the rare side, which is how I like it. One thing I've learned since I started making videos (I'm a radio guy) is that cameras lie, especially about color. You can't trust the colors you see in a video. I can make some tiny tweaks to a filter or a light, and a steak will go from pink to red to gray without actually changing. Keep watching my videos, though, and I'll be able to afford a nicer camera with better color reproduction. I'm shooting on a real cheap DSLR with a kit lens.
Q: Is that steak burned on the outside?
A: Nah, see the above answer. Cameras tend to make dark brown look black. That's one of the reasons why food stylists do crazy stuff like painting food with shoe polish or whatever to make it look brown.
Q: Will this method work with other meats?
A: Yeah, anything you would consider slicing thin before eating.
Q: Why not season the outside of the meat before cooking? Won't that make it taste better?
A: Seasoning the outside right before cooking will definitely result in a salty crust, which can be nice. But with this recipe, I'm going to toss the steak in its own juices, which would redistribute the salt from the crust to the entire surface area of the meat anyway, so there simply isn't any point. And seasoning right before cooking absolutely will not flavor the interior of the meat. Kenji's experiments showed that it takes at least 40 minutes for salt to draw moisture out of raw meat, dissolve into the moisture, and then be reabsorbed. You should try his method sometime, which basically involves seasoning the meat the day before.
Q: Are you sure the pieces are really absorbing the surrounding liquid?
A: I think so! The commercial meat industry refers to this phenomenon as "pick-up." At the same time, though, I'm sure what's also happening is the "sauce" is congealing as it cools and is simply sticking to the surface of each piece. That's a desirable result, too, right? So I figure, who cares how much of either factor is at play?
Q: Didn't you already make a video about this?
A: The first food video I ever made, about a year ago, was a more complicated version of this recipe. I wanted to do it again, now that I'm a little better at making videos. Gonna redo my old roast chicken one, too. June 6.
Q: Will you ever cook any damn vegetables?
A: Yes! I've been waiting for stuff in my garden to ripen before I do a bunch of vegetable recipes.
N A H
Adam Ragusea does this method only work if you slice it thin? If I like to cut my steak as in eating it, is kenji’s method better?
You don't need that big of a budget to shoot good videos with good colour production. Get a midrange secondhand Canon with a secondhand L series lens that opens to at least 2.8, which'll cost you less than 2k and you won't have to mess a lot with colour grading.
You could get a Sony alpha but the colour isn't very good out of the box and if you shoot in S-log3 you need to do heavy colour grading.
ifeelverygood hah, “less than 2k,” so cheap! I’m literally shooting with a $300 canon T5 and its kit lens.
then00best yeah, I wouldn’t do this if I planned to serve the steak whole.
i prefer to
1: heat up the steak
2: season the pan
3: put the pan on the steak
4: eat the cutting board
Potato 🥔 😂🙂😂🙂😂
Omg! 😆😆😆😆😆
In that order
do it backwards
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47 Jakovage i guess me using your format makes you influential
soss17beatz wait what the heck I was just browsing through comments and i just found stuff random guy saying I’m influential
47 Jakovage where are you trying to get?? hahaa
soss17beatz wtf are you talking about even
I prefer to season the grass the cow eats then bite into the live cow.
I actually eat the grass.
This nigga
you killed the joke ok
this dude
I salt the knife
I click on this video sometimes just to read the comments
Same
Real
Same
Real
Same
I normally tend to snort the spices and then deepthroat the raw steak
I-
Pause
🤢
Kinky
Gustavo Souza this one kills me
I actually season my meat before I eat the cutting board
lol this comment needs way more likes
A true conisseur
The only normal comment
he had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Doesn't it chafe though? Well don't use anything spicy on your meat then.
I actually prefer to season the tree before making the cutting board👍🏼
Lmao this should be the top comment😂
I actually season the dirt first
Season the sun so the tree can grow faster so you can make the cutting board😂
🤣🤣😂🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
I think it's a pretty cool strategy to season the board first. But I actually prefer to season my hands instead. Your hands themselves let out sweat throughout the prep, so seasoning your hands helps wick it up and ensure that you don't get that uniform background saltiness from your sweat onto the steak, giving the coarse salt grains a bigger punch.
this is the most cursed one yet LMAO
I can't tell if this is a joek or not but it sounds genius
finger food
It's cool until you are sharing the board with someone who has allergies to specific things
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I’ve always seasoned my stomach lining first. Followed by swallowing raw skirt steak, and then drink boiling liquid last. True flavor.
Eurgh, dude that's disgusting.
Boiled steak???
@@BaeYeou ikr man got no balls cant even swallow fire
that's...Going Further
Swallow hot grape seed oil instead. Higher smoke point, gives a better sear
😂😂🤣 funniest comment out of all of them 👑
I season both, even my frying pan.
Also you can season your house to give it extra flavor.
Oh I just put the seasoning in my mouth before each bite of steak
gold
I grind some fresh pepper in my butthole as well for that extra spicy feel at the end
@@Red_Schuhart Amateur. I line my stomach with rosemary and thyme to save time for all my future meals
@@ninepoints5932 oh, I genetically modify the cows embryo so that it tastes like rosemary
i actually tried this technique. I can confirm, the most delicious cutting board i have ever eaten.
😆😆😆😆😆
Ok that's funny ill give you that
I tried it too and the cutting board was so delicious and the flavors went well with its texture and flavor
@@generic8618 yes flavor went well with its flavors.
@@generic8618 maeks sense
"Dad, why are you putting salt on the grass?"
"Im seasoning the cow, son"
This is a copied comment
stolen comment
Stop stealing
Literally just ripped off a top comment.
@@daniel-shinStfu with that.
"Father, why are you sprinkling salt on the grass?"
*I'm seasoning the cow my son*
Golden
Actually i think people feed animals certain plants for flavour or colour
@@Cats83747 i heard this is why flamingos in zoos are pink
people actually do that
Repost loser
i prefer to season the sun before the grass does photosynthesis
G1poundz Nahhh. My steak would be bland like that. I prefer to create the universe, gets some random materials to create the sun, then season it. After that, the sun emits heat onto the grass, in which it is also seasoned. Then I become a cow, die, become a human, and grab my past life dead remains, and finally use the sun to cook in in order to get the seasoning onto the steak.
Fractal hAhaHa fUnNy i LauGh
Tuan Tran dO nOt TyPe lIkE tHaT yOU ArE gIvInG mE a stRokE anD itS unFunNY
or you just season god and whatever he makes its seasoned BIG BRAIN
Then in return the cows are seaonsed then eat the cow live
I like to season the cow before it gets butchered to get maximum flavour.
i prefer seasoning the womb of the cow mother before it gives birth to the calf
Personally i like to season the field so that the seasoning properly gets into the meat for an all out maximum taste
Lol I cant 😂😂😂
I like to season the metal that made the knife to butcher the cow, it tastes better
Abu Junayed I like to season to season gods spine before he creates humans so they will have that extra flavor.
This is so delicious! So tender and chewy, i never knew that cutting boards were that flavorful, I’ll definitely try this again, Thanks Adam!
tender and chewy don't exsist together. chewy is hard to chew and tender is easy. i ate the knife btw. i don't think your supposed to eat the cutting board.
@@npcsrule 🤓
@@stephqnos "🤓"🤓
@@npcsrule Wait, your not supposed to eat the pan?
@@edu_dudu4101 i ate the knife used to cut the steak
I too season my cutting board before eating it.
Munch🎅🏿
@Hi there u made the word look crunchy
Team trees was TOO effective we gotta start eating em
I have a cut wound on my lower lip, i fucking burst out laughing when i saw this comment and bleed jfc
Offensive
I love how he makes some decent points in the video but we still just flame him anyway. I run through the screendoor and then slide it open
Dude fax 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I actually season my steak, eat it raw, and then set myself on fire
@@lordbeezy1349 lmaooo I'm dying 🤣 abit to high for that kind of comment
@@lordbeezy1349 mmmmm crispy
Why I rob myself, not the bank
As soon as I read the title i knew the comments section was having a party
Why I watch the comments and not the video
meme mining
How the fuck am I funny. Am I a clown, do amuse you?
Me too 😂
We've been having a party since 2019, i casually visit to see new comments
Where's the guy that said: "I prefer to season my mouth, eat the steak raw, and then light myself on fire."
everywhere cause all the commenters say the same thing
yeah, i have seen a video where this comment was very popular on this specific video
You’re that guy, pal
Conan O'Brien has said that...
He’s right above you on my comment thread 😂
"Why I watch the comments, not the video"
Me too
Lol all the time tho
Im your 1000nd like
Because we know the comment section is going full meme
Why can’t u write😂😂
The board is the tastiest part
i think its the knife
Here before this comment goes viral
underrated
Mmm dish water
Can you please post a video its been 7 months
Lauren: Honey, whats for dinner?
Adam: *Cutting board.*
Wood! It’s what’s for dinner!
Underrated comment
Baked in rosemary
Gordon:its *RAW*
That cutting board better be seasoned 😎😎
“Why I wipe my toilet, not my ass”
Why I eat ass, not the toilet
Dawg☠️
bro lets it crust
Lmaooo how does this not have more likes
I season both, even my frying pan.
You can also season your house for extra flavor
This is underrated
A little overexagerating but hey funi
@@nightmare-px3rh as exaggerated as this video for thinking this method is actually a relevant way to cook a steak
And that's why it's called a "Steakhouse"
🤣🤣🤣
I season my mouth, eat the streak raw, cook it with my stomach acids and inject garlic and lemon directly into my blood stream.
I-. Huuhhhhhh well then 😂😂
This is the superior way
boi 👌🔥
A true master chef
Nice I do the same
"Why i piss on the floor and then go to the bathroom"
"Why I wipe my shit, *not* my ass"
@@whatno5090 Some guy: *Does it*
Shit: Why is there no water but not pants?
@@cylnder bruh what? I dont get it
@@princep203 ill give some context: the shit most likely wont hit the water, because its catched with the toilet paper, and the shit doesn't hit the pants either
F l o o r g a n g
Awesome video! I have become so used to the standard "put seasoning in your air conditioning system so it naturally flows through the house" method, but have never tried this! Will definitely give it a go, thanks Adam!
I prefer to eat the toilet paper before pooping, so wipes itself on it's way out.
Ankan Das IM DYING😂😂😂
This deserves more like tbh shit had me dying
I remember I looked at a comment like this
lol i am shitting rn
Irrelevant and unoriginal
“Why I snort ground coffee, then boil my self in boiling water”
🤣Underrated comment
😂
You should have said why I snort coffee then drink boiling water
Fucking L xdddd
Dude this one got me good
"Why I bury the coffin, not the corpse"
And what do you do with the corpse?
@@Roy-of7lo I often like to clean the grave before the body to truly marinate the corpse into the grave.
xxxx magnificent 😌
xxxx epic
@@Roy-of7lo marinate it with my special mayonnaise
Why I do my teacher, not the homework
😂
only if shes hot
Hol’ dup
💀
YOOOOO
is she hot tho?
10/10 Recipe. The sponge tasted well and the cutting board had a great bite. Would recommend.
😂😂☠️ Good one
Lmao what the hell
Ikr the pan was a good touch
Hold up
Say SIKE right now
Why I season my mouth and THEN eat the steak.
😭😭😭
Genius
same as milk n cookies
Evan is living in 3019
lmaoooooo this one made me lol
The more I scroll the better it gets...
IKR IM LMAO RN-
yessir
IKRRRR LMAOOOO
It doesn't stop
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Awesome video Adam! I actually prefer to season the grocery store I buy the steak from so every time the steak is seasoned like the store. Then I drive my car into a river of bbq sauce its delicious.
In memory of the comment that I can’t find
“I prefer to season my mouth, eat the steak raw, and then light myself on fire.” -Marl Kalone
Thank You For Bringing Back The Glory
@@coolbro5931 Why Do You Type Like This?
@@italianspaghetti9056 Why Are You Mad About It?
its Squish125 who made the original
@@italianspaghetti9056 Are U Mad?
“Why I watch the ads, then skip the video”
😭😭😭
It's wrong
Bruh this killed me
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god bless ad blocker
everybody in the comment section is doing wrong
first step should be seasoning the seasoning
Fuck thats cursed
Bone apple tea
L.A. C. Hahaha bon appetit?is really bon apple tea haha
L.A. C. Bone marrow banana sausage
Gordon ramsey right there
What I personally like to do is season my stomach just so that when it goes in there, it gets properly seasoned. Give it a try. But first, make sure to tenderize your stomach acids.
Gordon Ramsay: *Why I roast my chefs and not the raw meat*
Well damm
Just Some Guy without a Mustache damn you’re here too haha
Nanogon well he is ominipresent
*wait*
I Am Merciless hold up
I usually season the money I use to buy the meat, and I’m telling you it’s a whole different level 👏🏼
A pinch of salt makes a $20 bill taste like a $100 dollar bill
😂
Same
soo this man think the steak is a sponge to absorbe a jucey grease What is this guy thinking
and alot of views to what?
Thats why steaks at steak houses are so expensive.😁
“Why I wash the towel, not my body”
Seriously no replies?
Gives you the "clean" effect
"Why I murder innocent people, not commit mass genocide"
Why I cut the knife not the steak
Commzard “why I dry my towel, not my body”
One of the best cutting board recipes out there
“Why I walk myself, not the dog.”
Sad doggo noises
@@raidforge what
@@raidforge this is the only vid i watched on this channel
@@raidforge mr sherlock dumbass some people can have the same thoughts ok
@@jayvan_ deadass the comment wasn’t something special
"why I open my parachute after landing on the ground"
So underrated 🤣🤣
Underrated AF lmao
😂😂
this deserves more likes
This is MAD underrated😂😂😂😂😂
And people called me crazy for seasoning my eggs before cracking them.
😂
Hmm I prefer them raw
Lmao you crack your eggs, I season the mother’s womb then eat the egg while the shell is on it
You do that too!!! I thought I was the only one
Actually laughed out loud at this
I've been using a method and honestly it changed my life.
Step 1: Season your mouth
Step 2: Eat the steak raw
Step 3: Let the steak absorb the flavors
Step 4: Light yourself on fire
Most delicious steak i've ever eaten
im laughing out loud at this one!
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don’t think this guy realised how much of a meme this would become
No. He realized how much of a meme it would become AFTER it became a meme.....
*You know, the right way*
@Broly ?
Broly you sure as hell sound like one
Broly you watch anime buddy, I cannot think of a bigger white looser than you.
Broly racist
I like to season the *grass* my cow eats before it's butchered. That way it's already infused into the meat.
GRASS
this, actually, make sense. What you feed the animal with will then have impact on the taste of the meat.
@@piotrr4097 i know that's why i do it
lmao copy paste much?
lol thinking of a farmer throwing peppercorn and basil into the pasture as the cows graze 😂
"Why I drink the cake batter, then throw myself in the oven"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I haven’t laughed in such a long time 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@unbothered peasant it's true, i was the oven
This is freaking hilarious
Lmaoooooo 😂😂😂
I’d rather Set my self on fire
This technique is amazing, it was so tasty. But I have to say the steak was also pretty good.
😂
You had us at the first part...
Not bad, but have you tried seasoning your seasoning? It really compounds the effect and makes the flavours pop.
😂
EXACTLY
I did not expect this 😂
I heard you like seasoning so we put seasoning in your seasoning while you season during the season
Just tried it! Taste so good bro
" _Enters MasterChef_ "
*_Cooks Cutting Board_*
Lol this comment deserve more like
Gordon Ramsay: It's RAW!!
Gordon ramsay likes to season his contestants before roasting them
Cuts cutting board on top of steak
Gordon once seasoned his kitchen floor btw.
How I eat my egg-
1. Season the egg shell with a touch salt and pepper.
2. Crack the egg.
3. Eat the shell.
😂😂😂underated af
The the hell
Im ded laughing at step 3 LOL.... but the first step is actually real. In my country, many people use this method to seasoning the egg inside it. Its called salted egg, idk if this kind of food is spread through other country
Wtf is wrong with you , dont you slightly create a crust on the shell
4: Get Salmonella .
Thanks for the idea! Just finished eating my cutting board!
“This is why I choose to dry myself before I shower”
😂😂😂
I’m Crying😂
Instead of using soap in the shower, you can simply apply the soap, shampoo, and conditioner to your towel so that after you rinse yourself in the shower your body can absorb the cleaning agents and make your body that much cleaner and smoother. The soap industry calls this phenomenon "pick-up."
I would like this comment but the number is too perfect
don't forget white wine though
“Why I watch my remote, NOT my tv”
Best comment
Holy fuck that one killed my lungs
Then you don't lose the remote
Why I season my crew mates not me the imposter
because your stupid :)
“Why i drink the petrol, then push my car.”
Your Nose Is Stimulating My Prostate lmao
lmao
LMAO AHAHAHAHAHA
This is the most original comment ever
Just make sure you don't eat a candle.
This sounds amazing! I usually put salt on a lighter, light the cow used for my steak, oil the wood used for my cutting board, eat the cow as is, and at last jump into an oven cause I like it well-done.
I season the land where the cows live, that way you get the maximum flavor from day 1.
Your picture says it all 😂😂
nope you gotta season the cows placenta while inside the mother youre doing it all wrong
@@yoshanetubetv5791 oh I might even to that in the future, thanks.
😂😂😂
😂😂
"Why I waterproofed the water and not the phone"
Lol
This deserves a like
Dylan Hall you didnt get the joke
@Dylan Hall r/woooooooooooosh
Your thumbnail and name male this 50 time better
There probably a video titled
“Why I age my bottle, not the wine”
Victor Caldas I’m sorry I couldn’t find one
Victor Caldas its now grape juice in a old bottle
I want to like your comment but then again I don’t
Bakugou Katsuki k
"Why I give therapy to my pen, and then tell my patient to write their problems down."
The video is pretty good and informative but the comment section is the real reason I'm here
Its golden im lmao
So truee
pixelking all these comments are gold LMAO
Hahahaha factsssss
same but i also want to say that i am your one-thousandth like :) have a nice day everyone
I prefer to season the cows air that it breaths so all the seasoning will be inside the cow
Itachi PlayZ same it provides much deeper penetration
It also seasons the grass the cow eats so it 2x the flavor
“Why I like eating the peel, not the banana”
r/madlad
Hahahahahahaha this cracked me up
l0l
more nutrients 😋😋
I love the peel ruclips.net/video/Tx_NtAUWNj8/видео.html
every couple years I love coming back and re watching this video just cause lol
“Why I wash my soap, not my hands”
Wait but wouldn’t you still end up with clean hands?🤔
@@AngelReyes-gd4sf, no you just wash the soap then put it down😂
Yes you get it
Oh wait that’s me
"Why i sear the plate, not the steak"
I actually like to eat popcorn kernels then throw my self inside of a microwave
You deserve more likes. I chuckled at this one 😂
Then eat it when its alredy out
Get the likes in
And watch other microwaves microwave microwaves.
??? Ok
"Why I eat protein powder, drink milk, then shake my stomach"
😂
This is my favorite so far 😂
😂😂
this is gold lmao
@@Abbad1579 i
works amazing! i put alot of seasoning on it and made my food chewy so i can have the flavor more. best fork i ever had
"Why I sit on my TV, and watch my couch"
So underrated
This has to be the best one
Wth 😂😂😂😂😂
This one got me good
Lpol
Next video:
“Why I put my dirty dishes in my car, then drive it thru a car wash”
Nayel Underrated comment
LOL
HAHAHAHAHA
lmao
No u
I season my mouth and just gurgle the steak before swallowing
Fuck me😂😂
Taylor tj sure
Hahah this got me xD
this so underated lmfao
@@jmmjjmmjjmmj HGADAGHXX HFCS GFGGGHGTRTORRDKGHGVCCYTDAL
“Why I sharp my steak, not my knife”
Who else frequently visits this video just to look at the comments?
Bruh this comment section is so fucking funny
Every single comment here is unoriginal. Not funny in the slightest.
Yup
Hahahaha, I do that
Are u guys ok? we can talk if yall need help
“There are no Oogways”
~Master Accident
LMAAAAO
This comment is so underrated!!
💀💀💀
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Master oogway is also subscribed to sykkuno
I just inject seasoning into my cows ...
OMG BIG FAN
Big k
A Fortnite RUclipsr owns cows?
Scrolled so far I got to this nigga
Ew fortnite youtuber
"Why I grind coffee beans in my mouth, drink water, then boil myself"
“Why I sit on the TV, and watch the couch.”
Fire name
@@eastonrice1009 no it’s legendary
"Why i do my teacher,not my homework."
@@sprelk2502 oh shit, i see what you did there
Some cats already do that. Another sign of feline supremacy
"Why I look out the wall, not the windows"
Why I eat out of a glass, not a plate
Why I play with my PS4 Not my controller
Why I hang my bully, not myself
why i dry my clothes before washing them
Why I open the house not the door
I actually eat the popcorn kernels, die, then wait for my family to cremate me.
Jesus Christ 😂😂
Sweet and dusty
So, the famous last word is?
@@LizziesLukas cut my body open and pull the fresh popcorn from my digestive system
Gordon: ItS rAw
I come back to this video periodically for some reason. It's like a cult classic at this point lmao
oh hey, for some reason im watching this again
next video:
Why I Fry My Pan, NOT My Steak
kstol 😭😭😭😭😭
LMAOOOOO
underated
Instructions unclear. I burned down my apartment and got evicted
idk why but this is one of my favorite comments ive ever read, thank you
What a beginner
I season my knife.
Virus Flash haha
I'm not even gonna lie that's actually a good idea so when u cut the steak the season will go onto the steak
People say they season the tree, I say child’s play.
*I season the SEED*
LMAO
Thank you good sir....you made my day👌
Chef: How would you like your cutting board?
Me: Medium rare
Neil Walke lol 😂
😂😂😂
Lmao😂😂😂😂😂
This has “I eat the cereal and drink the milk then breakdance to mix them” vibe.
Me: *seasons bed*
Wife: What are you doing?
Me: *throws wife in the bed*
😂😂😂😂
Omg😂😂
This deserves to be the top comment 😂
LMFAO 😂😂😆😆😆
*Gordan Ramsay would do that but once he starts dining he'd say "THATS FUCKING RAW"*
I actually prefer to season the seed before the tree grows
I season the dirt
Marcus Acaba I don’t usually do that, but you know sometimes, in my opinion is better to season the seed
@@santoss8299 that's another video then xD
You copied my commemt
Cld Soul wait what?
I'm still scrolling looking for a legitimate comment.
Same
its been a week and still nothing for me
Good luck
Myth has it your still scrolling
tell me when u find it
“Why I put butter on my plate, not my bread”
What if we use 100% of our brain?
"Thats why I season my knife"
I'm coming out with a Himalayan salt knife, stay tuned.
Since I don’t out my knife in my mouth I’ll be seasoning my fork...... or my fingers if it BBQ or fried chicken.
In the blue competition arc of the food wars manga, some contestants do have a seasoned knife
EMCvids that’s obscure but ok.
@@ehabcharek do you mean chainsaw?
"Why I wake up and pee, and then get out of bed"
Underrated comment
Had us in the first half not gonna lie
Feels like that morning routine comment:
"My morning routine:
I wake up
Take a shit
Get out of bed"
Why I season my Pan and not my steak
Wake up
Take a shit
Get out of bed
“Why I eat the cutting board, not the steak”
Buenardo
Because its seasoned
why I cut the cutting board and not my steak 🥩
Xd
Because i love flat chest
Usually, I eat the seasoning then shove the stack raw in my mouth, then light a fire in my mouth. Juicy, not overcooked or undercooked, and the flavor is absolutely amazing.
"Why I cut my knife, not my steak"
funi 👨
hol up
@Saif Yasser
Cut the knife with the meat
WYSI
@@theclown6710 you missed the joke
I season my eyes before looking at the steak to enhance the visual.
@@toplyrics457 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
Only real legends use chili and cinnamon powder instead of mere seasoning for their eyes!
Underestimated comments
@@toplyrics457 someone seasoned too much maybe you should try....less salt
@@tigershark8867 I'd add some limes juice for some more excitement
Next Video: Why I boil my pot not my Pasta.
Woooooo😂
Spark stolen comment
🤣🤣🤣
Spark some farms actually give there animals salty water so when there eaten it already has salt
Spark this comment is genius