Why I Season My Cutting Board, NOT My Steak

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024

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  • @aragusea
    @aragusea  5 лет назад +32967

    Q: Is that steak raw inside?
    A: Nah. It is on the rare side, which is how I like it. One thing I've learned since I started making videos (I'm a radio guy) is that cameras lie, especially about color. You can't trust the colors you see in a video. I can make some tiny tweaks to a filter or a light, and a steak will go from pink to red to gray without actually changing. Keep watching my videos, though, and I'll be able to afford a nicer camera with better color reproduction. I'm shooting on a real cheap DSLR with a kit lens.
    Q: Is that steak burned on the outside?
    A: Nah, see the above answer. Cameras tend to make dark brown look black. That's one of the reasons why food stylists do crazy stuff like painting food with shoe polish or whatever to make it look brown.
    Q: Will this method work with other meats?
    A: Yeah, anything you would consider slicing thin before eating.
    Q: Why not season the outside of the meat before cooking? Won't that make it taste better?
    A: Seasoning the outside right before cooking will definitely result in a salty crust, which can be nice. But with this recipe, I'm going to toss the steak in its own juices, which would redistribute the salt from the crust to the entire surface area of the meat anyway, so there simply isn't any point. And seasoning right before cooking absolutely will not flavor the interior of the meat. Kenji's experiments showed that it takes at least 40 minutes for salt to draw moisture out of raw meat, dissolve into the moisture, and then be reabsorbed. You should try his method sometime, which basically involves seasoning the meat the day before.
    Q: Are you sure the pieces are really absorbing the surrounding liquid?
    A: I think so! The commercial meat industry refers to this phenomenon as "pick-up." At the same time, though, I'm sure what's also happening is the "sauce" is congealing as it cools and is simply sticking to the surface of each piece. That's a desirable result, too, right? So I figure, who cares how much of either factor is at play?
    Q: Didn't you already make a video about this?
    A: The first food video I ever made, about a year ago, was a more complicated version of this recipe. I wanted to do it again, now that I'm a little better at making videos. Gonna redo my old roast chicken one, too. June 6.
    Q: Will you ever cook any damn vegetables?
    A: Yes! I've been waiting for stuff in my garden to ripen before I do a bunch of vegetable recipes.

    • @StankyLegss
      @StankyLegss 5 лет назад +1440

      N A H

    • @thebosicothe
      @thebosicothe 5 лет назад +146

      Adam Ragusea does this method only work if you slice it thin? If I like to cut my steak as in eating it, is kenji’s method better?

    • @ifeelverygood
      @ifeelverygood 5 лет назад +92

      You don't need that big of a budget to shoot good videos with good colour production. Get a midrange secondhand Canon with a secondhand L series lens that opens to at least 2.8, which'll cost you less than 2k and you won't have to mess a lot with colour grading.
      You could get a Sony alpha but the colour isn't very good out of the box and if you shoot in S-log3 you need to do heavy colour grading.

    • @aragusea
      @aragusea  5 лет назад +544

      ifeelverygood hah, “less than 2k,” so cheap! I’m literally shooting with a $300 canon T5 and its kit lens.

    • @aragusea
      @aragusea  5 лет назад +305

      then00best yeah, I wouldn’t do this if I planned to serve the steak whole.

  • @_superintendent
    @_superintendent 4 года назад +17686

    i prefer to
    1: heat up the steak
    2: season the pan
    3: put the pan on the steak
    4: eat the cutting board

  • @soss17beatz87
    @soss17beatz87 4 года назад +20490

    Next video: “Why I Study After The Test”

    • @alexgola4212
      @alexgola4212 4 года назад +150

      One of the best comments

    • @soss17beatz87
      @soss17beatz87 4 года назад +7

      47 Jakovage i guess me using your format makes you influential

    • @jakovage9480
      @jakovage9480 4 года назад +2

      soss17beatz wait what the heck I was just browsing through comments and i just found stuff random guy saying I’m influential

    • @soss17beatz87
      @soss17beatz87 4 года назад +3

      47 Jakovage where are you trying to get?? hahaa

    • @jakovage9480
      @jakovage9480 4 года назад +1

      soss17beatz wtf are you talking about even

  • @NotCTDBravo
    @NotCTDBravo 4 года назад +30019

    I prefer to season the grass the cow eats then bite into the live cow.

  • @red3260
    @red3260 Год назад +1282

    I click on this video sometimes just to read the comments

  • @glocktane5743
    @glocktane5743 4 года назад +2902

    I normally tend to snort the spices and then deepthroat the raw steak

  • @Vrga
    @Vrga 5 лет назад +27133

    I actually season my meat before I eat the cutting board

    • @shreyshah5879
      @shreyshah5879 5 лет назад +387

      lol this comment needs way more likes

    • @nahtatrolI
      @nahtatrolI 5 лет назад +243

      A true conisseur

    • @nam9505
      @nam9505 5 лет назад +211

      The only normal comment

    • @boilingegg3412
      @boilingegg3412 5 лет назад +247

      he had us in the first half, not gonna lie

    • @finnheisenheim8274
      @finnheisenheim8274 5 лет назад +13

      Doesn't it chafe though? Well don't use anything spicy on your meat then.

  • @danielbyrd9673
    @danielbyrd9673 5 лет назад +97279

    I actually prefer to season the tree before making the cutting board👍🏼

    • @sarafernandes4735
      @sarafernandes4735 5 лет назад +3473

      Lmao this should be the top comment😂

    • @HelloMyNamesNino
      @HelloMyNamesNino 5 лет назад +5201

      I actually season the dirt first

    • @malekooie1896
      @malekooie1896 5 лет назад +3339

      Season the sun so the tree can grow faster so you can make the cutting board😂

    • @sunfire5790
      @sunfire5790 5 лет назад +135

      🤣🤣😂🤣

    • @khwezay
      @khwezay 5 лет назад +113

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wordlesssong
    @wordlesssong Год назад +494

    I think it's a pretty cool strategy to season the board first. But I actually prefer to season my hands instead. Your hands themselves let out sweat throughout the prep, so seasoning your hands helps wick it up and ensure that you don't get that uniform background saltiness from your sweat onto the steak, giving the coarse salt grains a bigger punch.

    • @gone117-r8g
      @gone117-r8g 9 месяцев назад +34

      this is the most cursed one yet LMAO

    • @ros9764
      @ros9764 4 месяца назад +7

      I can't tell if this is a joek or not but it sounds genius

    • @Robot-Jelly
      @Robot-Jelly 4 месяца назад +2

      finger food

    • @IcyFrost200-eu8sr
      @IcyFrost200-eu8sr 3 месяца назад

      It's cool until you are sharing the board with someone who has allergies to specific things

    • @tarnthamuaapithorn9161
      @tarnthamuaapithorn9161 2 месяца назад

      O

  • @goingfurther8092
    @goingfurther8092 3 года назад +11968

    I’ve always seasoned my stomach lining first. Followed by swallowing raw skirt steak, and then drink boiling liquid last. True flavor.

    • @BaeYeou
      @BaeYeou 2 года назад +351

      Eurgh, dude that's disgusting.
      Boiled steak???

    • @bigsmokecat3566
      @bigsmokecat3566 2 года назад +79

      @@BaeYeou ikr man got no balls cant even swallow fire

    • @maselli2112
      @maselli2112 2 года назад +28

      that's...Going Further

    • @d.b.cooper1869
      @d.b.cooper1869 2 года назад +141

      Swallow hot grape seed oil instead. Higher smoke point, gives a better sear

    • @yaseenmousa4441
      @yaseenmousa4441 2 года назад +10

      😂😂🤣 funniest comment out of all of them 👑

  • @t-wave3161
    @t-wave3161 5 лет назад +11336

    I season both, even my frying pan.
    Also you can season your house to give it extra flavor.

    • @Red_Schuhart
      @Red_Schuhart 5 лет назад +1033

      Oh I just put the seasoning in my mouth before each bite of steak

    • @oAbraksas
      @oAbraksas 5 лет назад +84

      gold

    • @hippiemuslim
      @hippiemuslim 5 лет назад +461

      I grind some fresh pepper in my butthole as well for that extra spicy feel at the end

    • @ninepoints5932
      @ninepoints5932 5 лет назад +299

      @@Red_Schuhart Amateur. I line my stomach with rosemary and thyme to save time for all my future meals

    • @Red_Schuhart
      @Red_Schuhart 5 лет назад +230

      @@ninepoints5932 oh, I genetically modify the cows embryo so that it tastes like rosemary

  • @leon7sheva
    @leon7sheva 2 года назад +39167

    i actually tried this technique. I can confirm, the most delicious cutting board i have ever eaten.

    • @moun10high
      @moun10high 2 года назад +257

      😆😆😆😆😆

    • @nightmare-px3rh
      @nightmare-px3rh 2 года назад +376

      Ok that's funny ill give you that

    • @generic8618
      @generic8618 2 года назад +220

      I tried it too and the cutting board was so delicious and the flavors went well with its texture and flavor

    • @Pussmash
      @Pussmash 2 года назад +100

      @@generic8618 yes flavor went well with its flavors.

    • @nightmare-px3rh
      @nightmare-px3rh 2 года назад +28

      @@generic8618 maeks sense

  • @SilverSurfar
    @SilverSurfar 11 месяцев назад +1031

    "Dad, why are you putting salt on the grass?"
    "Im seasoning the cow, son"

    • @Red_Parrot
      @Red_Parrot 8 месяцев назад +39

      This is a copied comment

    • @sirjorm
      @sirjorm 7 месяцев назад +25

      stolen comment

    • @daniel-shin
      @daniel-shin 7 месяцев назад +14

      Stop stealing

    • @nickm.5931
      @nickm.5931 6 месяцев назад +14

      Literally just ripped off a top comment.

    • @mr.gainiac6304
      @mr.gainiac6304 6 месяцев назад

      @@daniel-shinStfu with that.

  • @tobhaz7200
    @tobhaz7200 4 года назад +17472

    "Father, why are you sprinkling salt on the grass?"
    *I'm seasoning the cow my son*

    • @crayblox1154
      @crayblox1154 4 года назад +164

      Golden

    • @Cats83747
      @Cats83747 4 года назад +146

      Actually i think people feed animals certain plants for flavour or colour

    • @wesleymays1931
      @wesleymays1931 4 года назад +82

      @@Cats83747 i heard this is why flamingos in zoos are pink

    • @danielberrios8148
      @danielberrios8148 4 года назад +9

      people actually do that

    • @UnexpectingDuck
      @UnexpectingDuck 4 года назад +4

      Repost loser

  • @H0BG0BLINz
    @H0BG0BLINz 4 года назад +17872

    i prefer to season the sun before the grass does photosynthesis

    • @Fractal821
      @Fractal821 4 года назад +556

      G1poundz Nahhh. My steak would be bland like that. I prefer to create the universe, gets some random materials to create the sun, then season it. After that, the sun emits heat onto the grass, in which it is also seasoned. Then I become a cow, die, become a human, and grab my past life dead remains, and finally use the sun to cook in in order to get the seasoning onto the steak.

    • @TuanTran-ky4fl
      @TuanTran-ky4fl 4 года назад +36

      Fractal hAhaHa fUnNy i LauGh

    • @fixtureofthesun
      @fixtureofthesun 4 года назад +122

      Tuan Tran dO nOt TyPe lIkE tHaT yOU ArE gIvInG mE a stRokE anD itS unFunNY

    • @meguminenjoyer6339
      @meguminenjoyer6339 4 года назад +68

      or you just season god and whatever he makes its seasoned BIG BRAIN

    • @nou9187
      @nou9187 4 года назад +6

      Then in return the cows are seaonsed then eat the cow live

  • @abujunayed
    @abujunayed 5 лет назад +32089

    I like to season the cow before it gets butchered to get maximum flavour.

    • @childcemetery9937
      @childcemetery9937 5 лет назад +3170

      i prefer seasoning the womb of the cow mother before it gives birth to the calf

    • @LuigiDAN125
      @LuigiDAN125 5 лет назад +2784

      Personally i like to season the field so that the seasoning properly gets into the meat for an all out maximum taste

    • @arianaortega138
      @arianaortega138 5 лет назад +668

      Lol I cant 😂😂😂

    • @basedtiger8984
      @basedtiger8984 5 лет назад +1144

      I like to season the metal that made the knife to butcher the cow, it tastes better

    • @deadbymeme2311
      @deadbymeme2311 5 лет назад +557

      Abu Junayed I like to season to season gods spine before he creates humans so they will have that extra flavor.

  • @theoriginalhoot346
    @theoriginalhoot346 Год назад +1446

    This is so delicious! So tender and chewy, i never knew that cutting boards were that flavorful, I’ll definitely try this again, Thanks Adam!

    • @npcsrule
      @npcsrule Год назад +36

      tender and chewy don't exsist together. chewy is hard to chew and tender is easy. i ate the knife btw. i don't think your supposed to eat the cutting board.

    • @stephqnos
      @stephqnos Год назад +20

      @@npcsrule 🤓

    • @Rubenz343
      @Rubenz343 Год назад +18

      @@stephqnos "🤓"🤓

    • @edu_dudu4101
      @edu_dudu4101 Год назад +14

      @@npcsrule Wait, your not supposed to eat the pan?

    • @npcsrule
      @npcsrule Год назад +1

      @@edu_dudu4101 i ate the knife used to cut the steak

  • @superchargedpetrolhead
    @superchargedpetrolhead 3 года назад +18221

    I too season my cutting board before eating it.

    • @quagmire3022
      @quagmire3022 3 года назад +174

      Munch🎅🏿

    • @inferior970
      @inferior970 3 года назад +112

      @Hi there u made the word look crunchy

    • @challengerjj9760
      @challengerjj9760 3 года назад +38

      Team trees was TOO effective we gotta start eating em

    • @yoru1897
      @yoru1897 3 года назад +14

      I have a cut wound on my lower lip, i fucking burst out laughing when i saw this comment and bleed jfc

    • @vishalmahto2681
      @vishalmahto2681 3 года назад +1

      Offensive

  • @northofmars
    @northofmars 3 года назад +4407

    I love how he makes some decent points in the video but we still just flame him anyway. I run through the screendoor and then slide it open

    • @dogminister
      @dogminister 3 года назад +8

      Dude fax 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lordbeezy1349
      @lordbeezy1349 3 года назад +220

      I actually season my steak, eat it raw, and then set myself on fire

    • @justinbelling9321
      @justinbelling9321 3 года назад +15

      @@lordbeezy1349 lmaooo I'm dying 🤣 abit to high for that kind of comment

    • @half.blight
      @half.blight 3 года назад +4

      @@lordbeezy1349 mmmmm crispy

    • @SomeRandomGuy789
      @SomeRandomGuy789 3 года назад +18

      Why I rob myself, not the bank

  • @micropepe9446
    @micropepe9446 3 года назад +3370

    As soon as I read the title i knew the comments section was having a party

  • @GDJSingh
    @GDJSingh Год назад +865

    Where's the guy that said: "I prefer to season my mouth, eat the steak raw, and then light myself on fire."

    • @behavior2836
      @behavior2836 Год назад +19

      everywhere cause all the commenters say the same thing

    • @APistheGOAT
      @APistheGOAT 3 месяца назад +8

      yeah, i have seen a video where this comment was very popular on this specific video

    • @ArthurMrgan
      @ArthurMrgan Месяц назад +1

      You’re that guy, pal

    • @JackHoward96
      @JackHoward96 Месяц назад

      Conan O'Brien has said that...

    • @HaloHighlightz
      @HaloHighlightz 8 дней назад

      He’s right above you on my comment thread 😂

  • @banana_rat96
    @banana_rat96 4 года назад +3790

    "Why I watch the comments, not the video"

    • @SanLelo09
      @SanLelo09 4 года назад +18

      Me too

    • @redux2984
      @redux2984 4 года назад +16

      Lol all the time tho

    • @unknown2469
      @unknown2469 4 года назад

      Im your 1000nd like

    • @TauntMocha
      @TauntMocha 4 года назад +6

      Because we know the comment section is going full meme

    • @chicagolifetv
      @chicagolifetv 5 месяцев назад

      Why can’t u write😂😂

  • @BarryBruh
    @BarryBruh 3 года назад +23572

    The board is the tastiest part

  • @TheezWasUnfortunatelyTaken
    @TheezWasUnfortunatelyTaken 4 года назад +2863

    Lauren: Honey, whats for dinner?
    Adam: *Cutting board.*

  • @132o4_
    @132o4_ Год назад +814

    “Why I wipe my toilet, not my ass”

  • @averaxluminir5858
    @averaxluminir5858 2 года назад +8125

    I season both, even my frying pan.
    You can also season your house for extra flavor

    • @ajthebehold8218
      @ajthebehold8218 2 года назад +35

      This is underrated

    • @nightmare-px3rh
      @nightmare-px3rh 2 года назад +9

      A little overexagerating but hey funi

    • @Rizzy_K
      @Rizzy_K 2 года назад +62

      @@nightmare-px3rh as exaggerated as this video for thinking this method is actually a relevant way to cook a steak

    • @bornana5206
      @bornana5206 2 года назад +53

      And that's why it's called a "Steakhouse"

    • @jojoalcaraz5048
      @jojoalcaraz5048 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @shadowguy17
    @shadowguy17 4 года назад +1751

    I season my mouth, eat the streak raw, cook it with my stomach acids and inject garlic and lemon directly into my blood stream.

  • @naufalrev6283
    @naufalrev6283 4 года назад +9117

    "Why i piss on the floor and then go to the bathroom"

    • @whatno5090
      @whatno5090 4 года назад +861

      "Why I wipe my shit, *not* my ass"

    • @cylnder
      @cylnder 4 года назад +36

      @@whatno5090 Some guy: *Does it*
      Shit: Why is there no water but not pants?

    • @princep203
      @princep203 4 года назад +16

      @@cylnder bruh what? I dont get it

    • @cylnder
      @cylnder 4 года назад +1

      @@princep203 ill give some context: the shit most likely wont hit the water, because its catched with the toilet paper, and the shit doesn't hit the pants either

    • @0subscriberswithnovideos
      @0subscriberswithnovideos 4 года назад +9

      F l o o r g a n g

  • @kaydenroberts1254
    @kaydenroberts1254 11 месяцев назад +129

    Awesome video! I have become so used to the standard "put seasoning in your air conditioning system so it naturally flows through the house" method, but have never tried this! Will definitely give it a go, thanks Adam!

  • @ankandas433
    @ankandas433 4 года назад +32375

    I prefer to eat the toilet paper before pooping, so wipes itself on it's way out.

    • @lara.jameel3197
      @lara.jameel3197 4 года назад +512

      Ankan Das IM DYING😂😂😂

    • @jeffpauljunior2163
      @jeffpauljunior2163 4 года назад +507

      This deserves more like tbh shit had me dying

    • @snopom
      @snopom 4 года назад +91

      I remember I looked at a comment like this

    • @shrimpyy420
      @shrimpyy420 4 года назад +157

      lol i am shitting rn

    • @kentgil2526
      @kentgil2526 4 года назад +33

      Irrelevant and unoriginal

  • @TheCls63
    @TheCls63 4 года назад +1651

    “Why I snort ground coffee, then boil my self in boiling water”

  • @omarqacle
    @omarqacle 4 года назад +5623

    "Why I bury the coffin, not the corpse"

    • @Roy-of7lo
      @Roy-of7lo 4 года назад +30

      And what do you do with the corpse?

    • @omarqacle
      @omarqacle 4 года назад +236

      @@Roy-of7lo I often like to clean the grave before the body to truly marinate the corpse into the grave.

    • @keiragrant4990
      @keiragrant4990 4 года назад +8

      xxxx magnificent 😌

    • @scoreviews3477
      @scoreviews3477 4 года назад +2

      xxxx epic

    • @wifeabuser1201
      @wifeabuser1201 4 года назад +12

      @@Roy-of7lo marinate it with my special mayonnaise

  • @tylerdurden9083
    @tylerdurden9083 Год назад +408

    Why I do my teacher, not the homework

  • @apples9896
    @apples9896 5 лет назад +2011

    10/10 Recipe. The sponge tasted well and the cutting board had a great bite. Would recommend.

  • @evankwong3334
    @evankwong3334 5 лет назад +7135

    Why I season my mouth and THEN eat the steak.

  • @gregorosif5813
    @gregorosif5813 3 года назад +3080

    The more I scroll the better it gets...

  • @ZiGABlaze
    @ZiGABlaze Год назад +120

    Awesome video Adam! I actually prefer to season the grocery store I buy the steak from so every time the steak is seasoned like the store. Then I drive my car into a river of bbq sauce its delicious.

  • @deebo1186
    @deebo1186 3 года назад +13124

    In memory of the comment that I can’t find
    “I prefer to season my mouth, eat the steak raw, and then light myself on fire.” -Marl Kalone

    • @coolbro5931
      @coolbro5931 3 года назад +570

      Thank You For Bringing Back The Glory

    • @italianspaghetti9056
      @italianspaghetti9056 3 года назад +338

      @@coolbro5931 Why Do You Type Like This?

    • @auugh43546
      @auugh43546 3 года назад +357

      @@italianspaghetti9056 Why Are You Mad About It?

    • @SwarumtheForum
      @SwarumtheForum 3 года назад +53

      its Squish125 who made the original

    • @lustice8787
      @lustice8787 3 года назад +25

      @@italianspaghetti9056 Are U Mad?

  • @JeferyMosby
    @JeferyMosby 3 года назад +2747

    “Why I watch the ads, then skip the video”

    • @takondwabondwe5412
      @takondwabondwe5412 3 года назад +18

      😭😭😭

    • @willse_
      @willse_ 3 года назад +7

      It's wrong

    • @Andre-vt4np
      @Andre-vt4np 3 года назад +15

      Bruh this killed me

    • @xmal2233
      @xmal2233 3 года назад +9

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @KESTRAL23
      @KESTRAL23 3 года назад +4

      god bless ad blocker

  • @fakestory1753
    @fakestory1753 5 лет назад +1390

    everybody in the comment section is doing wrong
    first step should be seasoning the seasoning

  • @d3r01
    @d3r01 Год назад +138

    What I personally like to do is season my stomach just so that when it goes in there, it gets properly seasoned. Give it a try. But first, make sure to tenderize your stomach acids.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +9491

    Gordon Ramsay: *Why I roast my chefs and not the raw meat*

  • @HazemTamimi
    @HazemTamimi 2 года назад +8314

    I usually season the money I use to buy the meat, and I’m telling you it’s a whole different level 👏🏼

    • @noahborkowski6381
      @noahborkowski6381 2 года назад +179

      A pinch of salt makes a $20 bill taste like a $100 dollar bill

    • @urigeheadmot1196
      @urigeheadmot1196 2 года назад +6

      😂

    • @skinnerlioncity1982
      @skinnerlioncity1982 2 года назад +2

      Same

    • @Egg-fart
      @Egg-fart 2 года назад

      soo this man think the steak is a sponge to absorbe a jucey grease What is this guy thinking
      and alot of views to what?

    • @waseemahmedsiddiqui2091
      @waseemahmedsiddiqui2091 2 года назад

      Thats why steaks at steak houses are so expensive.😁

  • @Commzard
    @Commzard 4 года назад +11171

    “Why I wash the towel, not my body”

    • @yahyashaikh7151
      @yahyashaikh7151 4 года назад +37

      Seriously no replies?

    • @isaacong2455
      @isaacong2455 4 года назад +107

      Gives you the "clean" effect

    • @organicdog5648
      @organicdog5648 4 года назад +74

      "Why I murder innocent people, not commit mass genocide"

    • @legitwtf1212
      @legitwtf1212 4 года назад +85

      Why I cut the knife not the steak

    • @nightsphenom7122
      @nightsphenom7122 4 года назад +11

      Commzard “why I dry my towel, not my body”

  • @auzom5963
    @auzom5963 Год назад +24

    One of the best cutting board recipes out there

  • @OxiqaMusic
    @OxiqaMusic 3 года назад +5349

    “Why I walk myself, not the dog.”

    • @milkyyyyway
      @milkyyyyway 3 года назад +64

      Sad doggo noises

    • @OxiqaMusic
      @OxiqaMusic 3 года назад +3

      @@raidforge what

    • @OxiqaMusic
      @OxiqaMusic 3 года назад +3

      @@raidforge this is the only vid i watched on this channel

    • @jayvan_
      @jayvan_ 3 года назад +4

      @@raidforge mr sherlock dumbass some people can have the same thoughts ok

    • @yvngchappy285
      @yvngchappy285 3 года назад +2

      @@jayvan_ deadass the comment wasn’t something special

  • @Raj-cl9lm
    @Raj-cl9lm 4 года назад +1423

    "why I open my parachute after landing on the ground"

  • @blazn0
    @blazn0 5 лет назад +2111

    And people called me crazy for seasoning my eggs before cracking them.

  • @imran_hisham
    @imran_hisham Год назад +162

    I've been using a method and honestly it changed my life.
    Step 1: Season your mouth
    Step 2: Eat the steak raw
    Step 3: Let the steak absorb the flavors
    Step 4: Light yourself on fire
    Most delicious steak i've ever eaten

    • @golfr7k1
      @golfr7k1 Год назад

      im laughing out loud at this one!

    • @7sup999
      @7sup999 Год назад

      😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @camwoods2471
    @camwoods2471 4 года назад +3060

    I don’t think this guy realised how much of a meme this would become

    • @LyricalTrain
      @LyricalTrain 4 года назад +120

      No. He realized how much of a meme it would become AFTER it became a meme.....
      *You know, the right way*

    • @person8123
      @person8123 4 года назад +8

      @Broly ?

    • @dongschlong1769
      @dongschlong1769 4 года назад +13

      Broly you sure as hell sound like one

    • @mintypod5776
      @mintypod5776 4 года назад +4

      Broly you watch anime buddy, I cannot think of a bigger white looser than you.

    • @bloodieboi5182
      @bloodieboi5182 4 года назад +1

      Broly racist

  • @ripmeep
    @ripmeep 5 лет назад +1648

    I like to season the *grass* my cow eats before it's butchered. That way it's already infused into the meat.

    • @Unace1
      @Unace1 5 лет назад +7

      GRASS

    • @piotrr4097
      @piotrr4097 5 лет назад +44

      this, actually, make sense. What you feed the animal with will then have impact on the taste of the meat.

    • @ripmeep
      @ripmeep 5 лет назад +25

      @@piotrr4097 i know that's why i do it

    • @rp003.0
      @rp003.0 5 лет назад +2

      lmao copy paste much?

    • @louie9373
      @louie9373 5 лет назад +8

      lol thinking of a farmer throwing peppercorn and basil into the pasture as the cows graze 😂

  • @akaanimegamer9324
    @akaanimegamer9324 3 года назад +6992

    "Why I drink the cake batter, then throw myself in the oven"

    • @hamoodtatari
      @hamoodtatari 3 года назад +65

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I haven’t laughed in such a long time 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Bruh-rg2wp
      @Bruh-rg2wp 3 года назад +42

      @unbothered peasant it's true, i was the oven

    • @DONQUIIIXOTE
      @DONQUIIIXOTE 3 года назад +7

      This is freaking hilarious

    • @twentythousandiq1728
      @twentythousandiq1728 3 года назад +2

      Lmaoooooo 😂😂😂

    • @Areutriggeredlol
      @Areutriggeredlol 3 года назад +2

      I’d rather Set my self on fire

  • @Wadadel
    @Wadadel Год назад +92

    This technique is amazing, it was so tasty. But I have to say the steak was also pretty good.

  • @jamjar4989
    @jamjar4989 2 года назад +10621

    Not bad, but have you tried seasoning your seasoning? It really compounds the effect and makes the flavours pop.

    • @plate7765
      @plate7765 2 года назад +35

      😂

    • @Titan-1104
      @Titan-1104 2 года назад +24

      EXACTLY

    • @julianm.9089
      @julianm.9089 2 года назад +18

      I did not expect this 😂

    • @ThisIsntTwitter
      @ThisIsntTwitter 2 года назад +54

      I heard you like seasoning so we put seasoning in your seasoning while you season during the season

    • @tiagz9758
      @tiagz9758 2 года назад +8

      Just tried it! Taste so good bro

  • @mischief5547
    @mischief5547 4 года назад +3151

    " _Enters MasterChef_ "
    *_Cooks Cutting Board_*

    • @chepi2677
      @chepi2677 4 года назад +6

      Lol this comment deserve more like

    • @Krunchyz
      @Krunchyz 4 года назад +33

      Gordon Ramsay: It's RAW!!

    • @finnheisenheim8274
      @finnheisenheim8274 4 года назад +63

      Gordon ramsay likes to season his contestants before roasting them

    • @asyraff9719
      @asyraff9719 4 года назад +3

      Cuts cutting board on top of steak

    • @ol_fortune9474
      @ol_fortune9474 4 года назад +1

      Gordon once seasoned his kitchen floor btw.

  • @bysleepy8941
    @bysleepy8941 4 года назад +676

    How I eat my egg-
    1. Season the egg shell with a touch salt and pepper.
    2. Crack the egg.
    3. Eat the shell.

    • @jayanthir9330
      @jayanthir9330 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂underated af

    • @butchmijares7778
      @butchmijares7778 4 года назад +3

      The the hell

    • @orisofikusuma7843
      @orisofikusuma7843 4 года назад +1

      Im ded laughing at step 3 LOL.... but the first step is actually real. In my country, many people use this method to seasoning the egg inside it. Its called salted egg, idk if this kind of food is spread through other country

    • @yaminaqeeli5766
      @yaminaqeeli5766 4 года назад +1

      Wtf is wrong with you , dont you slightly create a crust on the shell

    • @momsspaghetti9970
      @momsspaghetti9970 4 года назад

      4: Get Salmonella .

  • @ShinRyujinAkingIniirog
    @ShinRyujinAkingIniirog Год назад +37

    Thanks for the idea! Just finished eating my cutting board!

  • @jaydnjc6090
    @jaydnjc6090 4 года назад +3428

    “This is why I choose to dry myself before I shower”

    • @saadrehman8590
      @saadrehman8590 4 года назад +9

      😂😂😂

    • @kingjhove3710
      @kingjhove3710 4 года назад +8

      I’m Crying😂

    • @kalsyphr5039
      @kalsyphr5039 4 года назад +73

      Instead of using soap in the shower, you can simply apply the soap, shampoo, and conditioner to your towel so that after you rinse yourself in the shower your body can absorb the cleaning agents and make your body that much cleaner and smoother. The soap industry calls this phenomenon "pick-up."

    • @lostcamel4454
      @lostcamel4454 4 года назад +1

      I would like this comment but the number is too perfect

    • @DoctaM364
      @DoctaM364 4 года назад

      don't forget white wine though

  • @ArchaIis
    @ArchaIis 3 года назад +1174

    “Why I watch my remote, NOT my tv”

    • @ariablaze4773
      @ariablaze4773 3 года назад +6

      Best comment

    • @valeryi3374
      @valeryi3374 3 года назад +8

      Holy fuck that one killed my lungs

    • @nebuluna78
      @nebuluna78 3 года назад +2

      Then you don't lose the remote

    • @marked1076
      @marked1076 3 года назад +1

      Why I season my crew mates not me the imposter

    • @ish8743
      @ish8743 3 года назад

      because your stupid :)

  • @accidentlyinhaledlargeamou8334
    @accidentlyinhaledlargeamou8334 4 года назад +14661

    “Why i drink the petrol, then push my car.”

    • @God-gi9iu
      @God-gi9iu 4 года назад +90

      Your Nose Is Stimulating My Prostate lmao

    • @loelaz
      @loelaz 4 года назад +6

      lmao

    • @Zaystev
      @Zaystev 4 года назад +8

      LMAO AHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Daniel_AL
      @Daniel_AL 4 года назад +36

      This is the most original comment ever

    • @VGF80
      @VGF80 4 года назад +2

      Just make sure you don't eat a candle.

  • @faermann
    @faermann Год назад +10

    This sounds amazing! I usually put salt on a lighter, light the cow used for my steak, oil the wood used for my cutting board, eat the cow as is, and at last jump into an oven cause I like it well-done.

  • @daniel-wr5oq
    @daniel-wr5oq 5 лет назад +918

    I season the land where the cows live, that way you get the maximum flavor from day 1.

    • @numbrr5.
      @numbrr5. 5 лет назад +10

      Your picture says it all 😂😂

    • @yoshanetubetv5791
      @yoshanetubetv5791 5 лет назад +5

      nope you gotta season the cows placenta while inside the mother youre doing it all wrong

    • @daniel-wr5oq
      @daniel-wr5oq 5 лет назад +1

      @@yoshanetubetv5791 oh I might even to that in the future, thanks.

    • @katrinakatrina6262
      @katrinakatrina6262 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @dominiquediamond
      @dominiquediamond 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂

  • @Ko-bb9tf
    @Ko-bb9tf 4 года назад +3677

    "Why I waterproofed the water and not the phone"

    • @acpiggy8201
      @acpiggy8201 4 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @javi301
      @javi301 4 года назад +7

      This deserves a like

    • @eyy805
      @eyy805 4 года назад +7

      Dylan Hall you didnt get the joke

    • @javi301
      @javi301 4 года назад +5

      @Dylan Hall r/woooooooooooosh

    • @susieandlancer8957
      @susieandlancer8957 4 года назад +1

      Your thumbnail and name male this 50 time better

  • @2kmichaeljordan438
    @2kmichaeljordan438 4 года назад +978

    There probably a video titled
    “Why I age my bottle, not the wine”

    • @hobojoe4494
      @hobojoe4494 4 года назад +1

      Victor Caldas I’m sorry I couldn’t find one

    • @kale7866
      @kale7866 4 года назад +4

      Victor Caldas its now grape juice in a old bottle

    • @deros1658
      @deros1658 4 года назад

      I want to like your comment but then again I don’t

    • @2kmichaeljordan438
      @2kmichaeljordan438 4 года назад

      Bakugou Katsuki k

  • @SierNotsruht
    @SierNotsruht 5 месяцев назад +6

    "Why I give therapy to my pen, and then tell my patient to write their problems down."

  • @pixel6173
    @pixel6173 5 лет назад +1604

    The video is pretty good and informative but the comment section is the real reason I'm here

    • @Stinkyremy
      @Stinkyremy 5 лет назад +12

      Its golden im lmao

    • @InfiresTaekook
      @InfiresTaekook 5 лет назад +2

      So truee

    • @joker_views
      @joker_views 5 лет назад +4

      pixelking all these comments are gold LMAO

    • @luisrosario7413
      @luisrosario7413 5 лет назад

      Hahahaha factsssss

    • @machigiceb7788
      @machigiceb7788 5 лет назад

      same but i also want to say that i am your one-thousandth like :) have a nice day everyone

  • @VitalityII
    @VitalityII 5 лет назад +636

    I prefer to season the cows air that it breaths so all the seasoning will be inside the cow

    • @depressedhamburger4880
      @depressedhamburger4880 5 лет назад +18

      Itachi PlayZ same it provides much deeper penetration

    • @jacobjepson6878
      @jacobjepson6878 5 лет назад +3

      It also seasons the grass the cow eats so it 2x the flavor

  • @trentypoo
    @trentypoo 4 года назад +4149

    “Why I like eating the peel, not the banana”

  • @PrinceLullaby
    @PrinceLullaby Год назад +6

    every couple years I love coming back and re watching this video just cause lol

  • @colekinzie9591
    @colekinzie9591 3 года назад +3943

    “Why I wash my soap, not my hands”

    • @AngelReyes-gd4sf
      @AngelReyes-gd4sf 3 года назад +48

      Wait but wouldn’t you still end up with clean hands?🤔

    • @colekinzie9591
      @colekinzie9591 3 года назад +41

      @@AngelReyes-gd4sf, no you just wash the soap then put it down😂

    • @colekinzie9591
      @colekinzie9591 3 года назад

      Yes you get it

    • @colekinzie9591
      @colekinzie9591 3 года назад +5

      Oh wait that’s me

    • @omerrasiuk2449
      @omerrasiuk2449 3 года назад +7

      "Why i sear the plate, not the steak"

  • @tonytonychoppas
    @tonytonychoppas 4 года назад +4272

    I actually like to eat popcorn kernels then throw my self inside of a microwave

  • @sunnysoneja1087
    @sunnysoneja1087 3 года назад +4164

    "Why I eat protein powder, drink milk, then shake my stomach"

  • @Geilolp.
    @Geilolp. 9 месяцев назад +19

    works amazing! i put alot of seasoning on it and made my food chewy so i can have the flavor more. best fork i ever had

  • @chrisronoel5873
    @chrisronoel5873 3 года назад +3763

    "Why I sit on my TV, and watch my couch"

    • @work4bread818
      @work4bread818 3 года назад +26

      So underrated

    • @dossta
      @dossta 3 года назад +8

      This has to be the best one

    • @anupasjohn
      @anupasjohn 3 года назад +4

      Wth 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nananini3073
      @nananini3073 3 года назад +6

      This one got me good

    • @Xedrie
      @Xedrie 3 года назад +1

      Lpol

  • @nayel4744
    @nayel4744 5 лет назад +3705

    Next video:
    “Why I put my dirty dishes in my car, then drive it thru a car wash”

  • @xXLockedElementXx
    @xXLockedElementXx 5 лет назад +9213

    I season my mouth and just gurgle the steak before swallowing

    • @taylor228
      @taylor228 5 лет назад +287

      Fuck me😂😂

    • @jmmjjmmjjmmj
      @jmmjjmmjjmmj 5 лет назад +102

      Taylor tj sure

    • @qs3946
      @qs3946 5 лет назад +32

      Hahah this got me xD

    • @andrewsimpson6756
      @andrewsimpson6756 5 лет назад +37

      this so underated lmfao

    • @varm988
      @varm988 5 лет назад +15

      @@jmmjjmmjjmmj HGADAGHXX HFCS GFGGGHGTRTORRDKGHGVCCYTDAL

  • @Bacongod9996pro
    @Bacongod9996pro Год назад +10

    “Why I sharp my steak, not my knife”

  • @stephenowen7661
    @stephenowen7661 4 года назад +6112

    Who else frequently visits this video just to look at the comments?

    • @kage281
      @kage281 4 года назад +132

      Bruh this comment section is so fucking funny

    • @Evan2
      @Evan2 4 года назад +27

      Every single comment here is unoriginal. Not funny in the slightest.

    • @huzaifahhussain7840
      @huzaifahhussain7840 4 года назад +4

      Yup

    • @ytkaci
      @ytkaci 4 года назад +6

      Hahahaha, I do that

    • @Isnotreal42
      @Isnotreal42 4 года назад +5

      Are u guys ok? we can talk if yall need help

  • @zwe4
    @zwe4 3 года назад +3365

    “There are no Oogways”
    ~Master Accident

    • @drsherifff
      @drsherifff 3 года назад +31

      LMAAAAO

    • @stormmek
      @stormmek 3 года назад +22

      This comment is so underrated!!

    • @ethanjaworski743
      @ethanjaworski743 3 года назад +5

      💀💀💀

    • @ImMeero
      @ImMeero 3 года назад +7

      😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Jitwos
      @Jitwos 3 года назад +2

      Master oogway is also subscribed to sykkuno

  • @Silverce
    @Silverce 5 лет назад +9051

    I just inject seasoning into my cows ...

  • @ashthepokemonmaster2375
    @ashthepokemonmaster2375 2 месяца назад +6

    "Why I grind coffee beans in my mouth, drink water, then boil myself"

  • @JimmyButlersdreads
    @JimmyButlersdreads 3 года назад +3493

    “Why I sit on the TV, and watch the couch.”

    • @eastonrice1009
      @eastonrice1009 3 года назад +8

      Fire name

    • @Tsk-uv1bt
      @Tsk-uv1bt 3 года назад +5

      @@eastonrice1009 no it’s legendary

    • @sprelk2502
      @sprelk2502 3 года назад +55

      "Why i do my teacher,not my homework."

    • @cfv7461
      @cfv7461 3 года назад +11

      @@sprelk2502 oh shit, i see what you did there

    • @finnheisenheim8274
      @finnheisenheim8274 3 года назад +3

      Some cats already do that. Another sign of feline supremacy

  • @connoristhatguy
    @connoristhatguy 4 года назад +3171

    "Why I look out the wall, not the windows"

  • @parkerwilson253
    @parkerwilson253 4 года назад +3288

    I actually eat the popcorn kernels, die, then wait for my family to cremate me.

    • @tonymichel6607
      @tonymichel6607 4 года назад +38

      Jesus Christ 😂😂

    • @josephwarren7714
      @josephwarren7714 4 года назад +35

      Sweet and dusty

    • @LizziesLukas
      @LizziesLukas 4 года назад +5

      So, the famous last word is?

    • @doyouknowjoe3184
      @doyouknowjoe3184 4 года назад +9

      @@LizziesLukas cut my body open and pull the fresh popcorn from my digestive system

    • @FnRez
      @FnRez 4 года назад +5

      Gordon: ItS rAw

  • @gup5774
    @gup5774 Год назад +5

    I come back to this video periodically for some reason. It's like a cult classic at this point lmao

    • @gup5774
      @gup5774 Год назад

      oh hey, for some reason im watching this again

  • @kacper8873
    @kacper8873 5 лет назад +2233

    next video:
    Why I Fry My Pan, NOT My Steak

    • @jm4189
      @jm4189 5 лет назад +6

      kstol 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @さおり-i4u
      @さおり-i4u 5 лет назад +5

      LMAOOOOO

    • @andrewsimpson6756
      @andrewsimpson6756 5 лет назад +3

      underated

    • @varm988
      @varm988 5 лет назад +14

      Instructions unclear. I burned down my apartment and got evicted

    • @sammarek8973
      @sammarek8973 5 лет назад +5

      idk why but this is one of my favorite comments ive ever read, thank you

  • @VirusFlash
    @VirusFlash 5 лет назад +1437

    What a beginner
    I season my knife.

    • @saundrad2317
      @saundrad2317 5 лет назад

      Virus Flash haha

    • @amaze7200
      @amaze7200 5 лет назад +14

      I'm not even gonna lie that's actually a good idea so when u cut the steak the season will go onto the steak

    • @dylanjames1878
      @dylanjames1878 5 лет назад +12

      People say they season the tree, I say child’s play.
      *I season the SEED*

    • @brittinfrielink8462
      @brittinfrielink8462 5 лет назад

      LMAO

    • @jadanvang3156
      @jadanvang3156 5 лет назад +1

      Thank you good sir....you made my day👌

  • @neil5679
    @neil5679 5 лет назад +973

    Chef: How would you like your cutting board?
    Me: Medium rare

  • @lustria7244
    @lustria7244 4 месяца назад +9

    This has “I eat the cereal and drink the milk then breakdance to mix them” vibe.

  • @pyro9309
    @pyro9309 5 лет назад +2602

    Me: *seasons bed*
    Wife: What are you doing?
    Me: *throws wife in the bed*

  • @santoss8299
    @santoss8299 4 года назад +963

    I actually prefer to season the seed before the tree grows

    • @Marcus_405
      @Marcus_405 4 года назад +10

      I season the dirt

    • @santoss8299
      @santoss8299 4 года назад +5

      Marcus Acaba I don’t usually do that, but you know sometimes, in my opinion is better to season the seed

    • @Marcus_405
      @Marcus_405 4 года назад

      @@santoss8299 that's another video then xD

    • @shunkz5709
      @shunkz5709 4 года назад +1

      You copied my commemt

    • @santoss8299
      @santoss8299 4 года назад

      Cld Soul wait what?

  • @AlexanderWilithinIII
    @AlexanderWilithinIII 5 лет назад +1254

    I'm still scrolling looking for a legitimate comment.

  • @rat._crustzz
    @rat._crustzz Год назад +6

    “Why I put butter on my plate, not my bread”

  • @name7132
    @name7132 5 лет назад +1486

    What if we use 100% of our brain?
    "Thats why I season my knife"

    • @hoihoi12250
      @hoihoi12250 5 лет назад +14

      I'm coming out with a Himalayan salt knife, stay tuned.

    • @mr.dovahkiin5335
      @mr.dovahkiin5335 5 лет назад +1

      Since I don’t out my knife in my mouth I’ll be seasoning my fork...... or my fingers if it BBQ or fried chicken.

    • @ehabcharek
      @ehabcharek 5 лет назад +3

      In the blue competition arc of the food wars manga, some contestants do have a seasoned knife

    • @mr.dovahkiin5335
      @mr.dovahkiin5335 5 лет назад

      EMCvids that’s obscure but ok.

    • @s2-railgun718
      @s2-railgun718 5 лет назад

      @@ehabcharek do you mean chainsaw?

  • @henryelicker2403
    @henryelicker2403 3 года назад +4683

    "Why I wake up and pee, and then get out of bed"

    • @seanhart3793
      @seanhart3793 3 года назад +35

      Underrated comment

    • @zusidiscute
      @zusidiscute 3 года назад +50

      Had us in the first half not gonna lie

    • @KleoKyzen
      @KleoKyzen 3 года назад +68

      Feels like that morning routine comment:
      "My morning routine:
      I wake up
      Take a shit
      Get out of bed"

    • @perpetualfeedback
      @perpetualfeedback 3 года назад +7

      Why I season my Pan and not my steak

    • @ragglerock2682
      @ragglerock2682 3 года назад +8

      Wake up
      Take a shit
      Get out of bed

  • @TopTierKizu
    @TopTierKizu 4 года назад +1223

    “Why I eat the cutting board, not the steak”

  • @SheikhGalaxy-o7f
    @SheikhGalaxy-o7f Год назад +16

    Usually, I eat the seasoning then shove the stack raw in my mouth, then light a fire in my mouth. Juicy, not overcooked or undercooked, and the flavor is absolutely amazing.

  • @Tempenwerfer
    @Tempenwerfer 3 года назад +3048

    "Why I cut my knife, not my steak"

  • @haikieu6647
    @haikieu6647 5 лет назад +995

    I season my eyes before looking at the steak to enhance the visual.

    • @zerochromosome6418
      @zerochromosome6418 5 лет назад +14

      @@toplyrics457 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

    • @tigershark8867
      @tigershark8867 5 лет назад +4

      Only real legends use chili and cinnamon powder instead of mere seasoning for their eyes!

    • @mattwhitetiger
      @mattwhitetiger 5 лет назад +2

      Underestimated comments

    • @haikieu6647
      @haikieu6647 5 лет назад +3

      @@toplyrics457 someone seasoned too much maybe you should try....less salt

    • @haikieu6647
      @haikieu6647 5 лет назад +1

      @@tigershark8867 I'd add some limes juice for some more excitement

  • @haven4947
    @haven4947 5 лет назад +2610

    Next Video: Why I boil my pot not my Pasta.

    • @_runta
      @_runta 5 лет назад +11

      Woooooo😂

    • @AeroPrixma
      @AeroPrixma 5 лет назад +4

      Spark stolen comment

    • @stevenchai7404
      @stevenchai7404 5 лет назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @hoomonnikoei4684
      @hoomonnikoei4684 5 лет назад +1

      Spark some farms actually give there animals salty water so when there eaten it already has salt

    • @mjg3825
      @mjg3825 5 лет назад

      Spark this comment is genius