Why I Flavor My Butter, NOT My Steak

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  • Опубликовано: 31 окт 2024

Комментарии • 21 тыс.

  • @aragusea
    @aragusea  5 лет назад +28171

    So I was totally being cute with this title and I have no problem with all the jokes, BUT I’m gonna establish this pinned thread as a place for people who want to discuss the actual recipe ;-)

    • @leenae5937
      @leenae5937 5 лет назад +3041

      Have any of ur students ever said something about your RUclips? Also, what is one meal you have yet to perfect?

    • @aragusea
      @aragusea  5 лет назад +4297

      @@leenae5937 it's all they want to talk about anymore ;-) and my burgers are garbage

    • @marco_rocco
      @marco_rocco 5 лет назад +2526

      I know this is a pain in the ass but I cut zucchini into super thin slices, grill them, then season with garlic olive oil and parsley. They take a lot of time, a lot of room on the grill but oh man are they worth it.

    • @IttyBittyVox
      @IttyBittyVox 5 лет назад +576

      I like the trick of heating the foiled tray.
      I tried your board trick before with a heated plate and it worked fine but it was a bit of a faff. This seems way easier.

    • @aragusea
      @aragusea  5 лет назад +1666

      @@marco_rocco can i come over?

  • @hasanahmad4684
    @hasanahmad4684 5 лет назад +87465

    I prefer to season my mouth, Eat the steak raw and set my self on fire i really love that maximum flavor

  • @ywjhyhy
    @ywjhyhy 5 лет назад +3378

    you reap what you sow

    • @man4437
      @man4437 5 лет назад +142

      I can just imagine him grinding pepper straight into his mouth and then eating a piece of steak

    • @arthur682
      @arthur682 5 лет назад +7

      DUMPLING PROD lmfao

    • @paulhume4629
      @paulhume4629 5 лет назад +27

      Why I flavour my stomach not the food

    • @enzoTHEferrari
      @enzoTHEferrari 5 лет назад +20

      Why I swallow burning ember and eat raw chicken instead of cooking it

    • @zanaxz1786
      @zanaxz1786 5 лет назад +3

      @@enzoTHEferrari enzo LMFAO HAHAHah

  • @nanoa4863
    @nanoa4863 4 года назад +27521

    "dad, why you throwing salt to the grass"
    *I'm seasoning the cow, my son*

  • @crazilite4692
    @crazilite4692 2 года назад +1044

    I SWEAR THIS GUY IS A COOKING CHANNEL BUT HES LITERALLY A FREAKING LANGUAGE ARTS TEACHER

    • @Fuchsia_tude
      @Fuchsia_tude 2 года назад +24

      Hasn't been in 2.5 years, actually

    • @nathenielsasuman9587
      @nathenielsasuman9587 Год назад

      @@Fuchsia_tude mostlikely due of the pandemic

    • @JoeMama-ke1so
      @JoeMama-ke1so Год назад +1

      Senior science teacher that don’t care. That Marco mentality baby lol

    • @rc-w-3487
      @rc-w-3487 Год назад +18

      @@nathenielsasuman9587 Actually, if I remember correctly hes decided to take youtube full time pre-pandemic

    • @NRVNQSRR
      @NRVNQSRR Год назад

      I don't get what this means.

  • @guccicombo2098
    @guccicombo2098 4 года назад +10267

    “Why I watch the comments, not the video.”

  • @emelyabethania380
    @emelyabethania380 5 лет назад +7774

    Next video :
    *why i eat the grill, NOT the steak*

    • @lime8823
      @lime8823 5 лет назад +191

      Why I season he cow NOT the steak

    • @deeuyen1558
      @deeuyen1558 5 лет назад +128

      why i season the cows food and NOT the cow

    • @paroxysmic729
      @paroxysmic729 5 лет назад +97

      @@deeuyen1558 Why I season the ground not the grass.

    • @sticks5671
      @sticks5671 5 лет назад +69

      @@paroxysmic729 why I season the rain and not the ground

    • @nitro_anh
      @nitro_anh 5 лет назад +79

      @@sticks5671 why I season the Sun, not the Earth

  • @imscaredofchairs6806
    @imscaredofchairs6806 4 года назад +2524

    I actually prefer to eat the coal, steak, butter and seasoning one by one then do backflips so everything gets incorporated properly in my stomach.

    • @bricktea3645
      @bricktea3645 4 года назад +6

      Madlad!

    • @cactifromhi8165
      @cactifromhi8165 4 года назад +3

      Then I shit it out and eat it again while also finishing off the zucchini.

    • @laurenarlek1208
      @laurenarlek1208 4 года назад +11

      Fuuuuuuucking hell, you're one is the best comment, the backflips kicked me hard...

    • @uncleiroh4650
      @uncleiroh4650 4 года назад +1

      Weep Gaming and a handful of matches

    • @theburningorange3622
      @theburningorange3622 4 года назад +2

      Then light my self on fire

  • @ThePenguinMan
    @ThePenguinMan 2 года назад +250

    “Dad why are you seasoning, the sun?”
    “I’m seasoning the light that will feed the grass that will feed the cow that will feed us.”

  • @OmicronGaming
    @OmicronGaming 4 года назад +18922

    “Why I walk myself, not the dog”

  • @carlosspicy-wiener6727
    @carlosspicy-wiener6727 4 года назад +717

    I actually eat the steak raw then eat hot coal, and then I inject the seasoning intravenously.

  • @naz_anz
    @naz_anz 4 года назад +2792

    “Why I iron myself, not my clothes”

  • @Thonixel544
    @Thonixel544 2 года назад +549

    this man is finding every way to NOT season his steak directly

  • @naohbeats
    @naohbeats 4 года назад +5449

    “Why I flip the grill, not my steak”

  • @caroline5345
    @caroline5345 5 лет назад +1579

    why i season the seeds that make the grass that the cows eat instead of my steak.

    • @izzatikamila43
      @izzatikamila43 5 лет назад +78

      Don’t forget to season the dirt first and to get those extra flavors don’t forget to throw the seasoning in the air so the cows can breath seasoning instead

    • @notroncharvelle1530
      @notroncharvelle1530 5 лет назад +3

      Ms Meows facts

    • @randomadultswimcommercialt5188
      @randomadultswimcommercialt5188 5 лет назад +12

      @@izzatikamila43 I actually start by seasoning my God for maximum flavor

    • @yourenotthatguypal3483
      @yourenotthatguypal3483 5 лет назад +6

      I start by seasoning the bull’s great ancestors’ testicles to really maximize the flavoring

    • @adael8581
      @adael8581 5 лет назад +1

      Big Rod’s Big Wrecks I’m dead🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @soma4320
    @soma4320 4 года назад +9721

    “Why i kidnapped the van, not children”

    • @jacksonwong4159
      @jacksonwong4159 4 года назад +262

      Big money moves

    • @risesxd
      @risesxd 4 года назад +41

      best comment

    • @nahbro5366
      @nahbro5366 4 года назад +35

      Fucking hilarious, made my day.

    • @stelioskk2884
      @stelioskk2884 4 года назад +1

      Χαχαχαχαχαχχχαχαχα

    • @nahbro5366
      @nahbro5366 4 года назад +2

      @@stelioskk2884 Хахахахахахаха

  • @trackie1957
    @trackie1957 2 года назад +183

    I really like this. “This is how I like it, you do what you want…”. I’ve always liked a thicker steak, but yours came out perfectly. As you said, prep and timing are everything.
    Carry on!

  • @DosSantos721
    @DosSantos721 4 года назад +3681

    2021: "This is why I beat my hand, and not my meat"

    • @gayfurry5287
      @gayfurry5287 4 года назад +179

      "Honey, what are you doing?"
      "Nothing!"
      **fucking stabs hand**
      "Oh yeah.."

    • @swedneck
      @swedneck 4 года назад +6

      YEOW
      beat your meat live on stream

    • @blackieechan6215
      @blackieechan6215 4 года назад +49

      Why I beat my kids, not my meat

    • @hmphdot
      @hmphdot 4 года назад +19

      this is why i leave myself, not my kids

    • @snifey2233
      @snifey2233 4 года назад +2

      @@gayfurry5287 yo this is a Christian comment section

  • @tronkss1079
    @tronkss1079 4 года назад +2344

    Next video:
    “Why I watch my remote, not my tv”

  • @Dumbetri
    @Dumbetri 3 года назад +4504

    Personally i like to season my cutlery and skip the steak, then i add about a cup of burning charcoal to my mouth and sprinkle in some flaky sea salt. Really gives me the best flavour

    • @lavablock_yt
      @lavablock_yt 3 года назад +23

      Ok a proper comment but make sure to do this in the pinned comment!

    • @Dumbetri
      @Dumbetri 3 года назад +59

      @@lavablock_yt no the pinned is for the actual recipie

    • @gfaruk272
      @gfaruk272 3 года назад +3

      *Yum*

    • @loriumartinez
      @loriumartinez 3 года назад +31

      What an idiiot you are!
      You need to add salt to the fire then eat the fire and use the steak as cutlery smh why even watch a cooking video if you cant cook

    • @maketemmiegreatagain5246
      @maketemmiegreatagain5246 3 года назад +7

      @@Dumbetri this is a recipe

  • @TechBirb
    @TechBirb 2 года назад +17

    "I'm mostly in this for the garlic" my oh my, what a great garlic transport system, this butter is.

  • @clairemartin8759
    @clairemartin8759 5 лет назад +3134

    Adam *“flavor everything except the steak”* Ragusea

    • @thegistofthelists
      @thegistofthelists 5 лет назад +9

      Comedic Claire Ragusea

    • @vinstinct
      @vinstinct 5 лет назад +20

      Sousvide Everything just did a blind taste test with steaks. seasoning the steaks before cooking vs. seasoning the cutting board. Seasoning the steaks won hands down.

    • @edgeisloveedgeislife5439
      @edgeisloveedgeislife5439 5 лет назад +10

      vinstinct well sous vide is different. it gives the flavourings time to penatrate the steak and doesn't burn them. on a grill this might be different because they can burn.

    • @momothewitch
      @momothewitch 5 лет назад +9

      @@vinstinct Yeah but they cooked it sous vide. Not the same as putting it in the pan like Adam did

    • @fryingpancakes8445
      @fryingpancakes8445 5 лет назад +18

      Next Video: Why I flavor my fork, not my steak

  • @zblocks5290
    @zblocks5290 4 года назад +2402

    "why i steal the vault, not the money"

    • @Famcebok
      @Famcebok 4 года назад +76

      The money is in the vault so you are still stealing the money

    • @dunkaccino5200
      @dunkaccino5200 4 года назад +145

      @@Famcebok well it's a win win you got the money you also have a free vault

    • @Eureka092
      @Eureka092 4 года назад +66

      @@dunkaccino5200 and if they're dumb enough, they will keep adding money to the vault that you stole

    • @shouko9097
      @shouko9097 4 года назад +10

      @@Eureka092 that was the dumbest comment ive ever seen on youtube, regardless of whether it was a joke or not.

    • @Eureka092
      @Eureka092 4 года назад +27

      @@shouko9097 hey, some jokes are made to be dumb

  • @Flaw9679
    @Flaw9679 4 года назад +3003

    “Why I brush my toothpaste, not my teeth.”

    • @ezekiel11322
      @ezekiel11322 4 года назад +14

      Roxas XIII The Key of Destiny No, its "Why I put my toothpaste on my teeth, and not on the brush

    • @palpatine1715
      @palpatine1715 4 года назад +1

      ShockK - CoD mobile tried that once, my mouth tasted weird the entire day...

    • @jenshoevwavwa2208
      @jenshoevwavwa2208 4 года назад

      You're brushing your toothpaste along with your teeth

    • @crisespinoza2521
      @crisespinoza2521 4 года назад

      Fuck you copycat xD

    • @crisdropemoff2605
      @crisdropemoff2605 4 года назад

      Your welcome for 1k likes

  • @DaBurntToaster
    @DaBurntToaster 2 года назад +6

    an important note aboot the nuker
    microwave power settings do NOT effect power output of the magnetron, rather the power output remains the same and the magnetron is just turned off for a period of time dependent on the manufacturer.
    my microwave will power on for 10 seconds when set to another power setting, so I cant have low power for 10 seconds, because thats how long it cooks for on low. the power setting on my nuker only effects the duration of the off time
    and the noise you hear is likely not the magnetron, its the fan cooling it.

  • @yvngmal617
    @yvngmal617 5 лет назад +1890

    Me: Sees the title
    My mind: *Ah shit, here we go again*

    • @salahaddin1890
      @salahaddin1890 5 лет назад +6

      Diego Marcen hhhhh yeah he never learns a lesson

    • @_jeswin
      @_jeswin 5 лет назад +3

      Underrated

    • @brucelee7283
      @brucelee7283 4 года назад

      why I season my oxygenated charcoal, not my steak

    • @shuckle3775
      @shuckle3775 4 года назад +1

      Me: sees this overused format
      Me: *Ah shit, here we go ag*- oh wait

    • @decadebuild6486
      @decadebuild6486 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @CyMations
    @CyMations 4 года назад +2569

    This man would rather sell his soul to satan than season his meat

    • @liamtahaney713
      @liamtahaney713 4 года назад +204

      "why I season satan, not my meat"

    • @jayden6594
      @jayden6594 4 года назад +19

      But he seasoned it in the video
      Edit: it’s at 3:53 btw

    • @PhoneyFoxy
      @PhoneyFoxy 4 года назад +6

      @@jayden6594 Dude it's a joke, not a very good one, but a joke non the less.

    • @jayden6594
      @jayden6594 4 года назад

      Husky The wolf just pointing it out

    • @saucyblancos2043
      @saucyblancos2043 4 года назад +5

      Husky The wolf Its a meme you uncultured swine

  • @jesshymc9054
    @jesshymc9054 4 года назад +630

    This man will refuse to season his steak even if he is being held at gunpoint

    • @dreamsgrandma3584
      @dreamsgrandma3584 4 года назад +39

      "Why do I season the gun, NOT the steak"

    • @VGF80
      @VGF80 4 года назад +9

      Why I load the bullets, not the gun.

    • @gamercon1302
      @gamercon1302 4 года назад +2

      "Why I season the shell, NOT the eggs"

  • @robertsandee3349
    @robertsandee3349 2 года назад +31

    Thanks for the tip! That was the best stick of butter I've ever tasted!

  • @joshuankhata8741
    @joshuankhata8741 5 лет назад +5976

    Next vid:
    Why I inject garlic and rosemary into my bloodstream instead of seasoning my steak

    • @straydog6766
      @straydog6766 5 лет назад +27

      @Joshua Nkhata lmao 😂👌

    • @damien1781
      @damien1781 5 лет назад +25

      lmao this guy confuses me but I wouldn’t be shocked if he did that lmao

    • @aquado8737
      @aquado8737 5 лет назад +82

      Actually I insert the herbs into my anus to speed things up

    • @aquado8737
      @aquado8737 5 лет назад +13

      Darr3n gam3s Actually the blood spices things up

    • @egSmith-sp9gl
      @egSmith-sp9gl 5 лет назад +28

      @@aquado8737 I've tried it but I found the herbs taste like shit !!!!

  • @dafinsrock379
    @dafinsrock379 4 года назад +2705

    "Please salt the carton NOT the fries"
    "Sir, this is a Wendy's"

    • @fubukifluo
      @fubukifluo 4 года назад +9

      Perfection

    • @DonovanLeach
      @DonovanLeach 4 года назад +3

      This is my favorite one

    • @nutmalone5527
      @nutmalone5527 4 года назад +5

      Holy fucking shit this the first i have ever seen a westerner use the word carton, nice

    • @slowmotionbetterthannomotion.
      @slowmotionbetterthannomotion. 4 года назад

      nutmalone m i l k c a r t o n

    • @SCP--rj8hm
      @SCP--rj8hm 4 года назад +1

      I think you mean "We serve food here, sir" by....

  • @eggbenedict5848
    @eggbenedict5848 4 года назад +3246

    "Why I study after the test."

  • @Manhunt2299
    @Manhunt2299 2 года назад +67

    i personally like to season my pan and put it on high heat so i get a black seasoning crust on my pan and cook it on that

    • @PeterBarnes2
      @PeterBarnes2 Год назад +12

      With all the other comments I can't tell if that's actually a good idea or not.

    • @Manhunt2299
      @Manhunt2299 2 месяца назад

      @@andrewjames7438 damm bro that really hits the feels😥

    • @genericguymandude
      @genericguymandude 2 месяца назад

      @@Manhunt22991 day ago???

    • @kmkushad
      @kmkushad 2 месяца назад

      ​@@genericguymandude 12h ago?

    • @Manhunt2299
      @Manhunt2299 2 месяца назад

      @@genericguymandude 7 days ago

  • @TheRupe
    @TheRupe 4 года назад +8284

    "Why I put deodorant in people's nostrils, NOT under my arms"

  • @isthatajojoreference3910
    @isthatajojoreference3910 3 года назад +1674

    “Why I eat the wrapper, not the snickers.”

    • @lorenkaniok3235
      @lorenkaniok3235 3 года назад +6

      Snickers, get some nuts

    • @luisanavarro6819
      @luisanavarro6819 3 года назад +4

      Did you have your daily snickers bar?

    • @vin6665
      @vin6665 3 года назад +1

      DetectiveLevi
      Lmfao they were right the whole time

    • @Sukuna.Ryomen.
      @Sukuna.Ryomen. 3 года назад +1

      Ok what's actually wrong with you

    • @hubert485
      @hubert485 3 года назад +1

      Whoah you cant say that dude

  • @The_Mythical_Potato
    @The_Mythical_Potato 3 года назад +3044

    "Why I drink boiled water first and then eat the ramen"

    • @abhwastaken5704
      @abhwastaken5704 3 года назад +14

      Good one

    • @potatoaim2714
      @potatoaim2714 3 года назад +6

      Stolen comment

    • @ricardov3869
      @ricardov3869 3 года назад +64

      @@potatoaim2714 well there is a chance they didnt see the same comment so they thought of the same thing so just dont go up and say stolen comment

    • @shadowsky8459
      @shadowsky8459 3 года назад +28

      @@potatoaim2714 Welcome to the internet

    • @qualtra
      @qualtra 3 года назад +32

      @@potatoaim2714 you know that comment "Stolen comment" is stolen often

  • @adrianochoi7163
    @adrianochoi7163 2 года назад +5

    This is how you get Gordon Ramsay Yelling at you

  • @Awesomer5696
    @Awesomer5696 4 года назад +902

    Now most people tend to eat the steaks whole, I controversially prefer to blend them into a soup and use it as dipping sauce for the zucchini

    • @estellaruiz3125
      @estellaruiz3125 4 года назад +22

      Splosion goes really well with human caviar

    • @jamboplayz155
      @jamboplayz155 4 года назад +4

      courgette.....Sorry i'm british

    • @karimsoliman8546
      @karimsoliman8546 4 года назад +9

      @@estellaruiz3125 i suggest to season the males genitals onlh with salt not pepper,pepper tends to give the balls an off taste

    • @estellaruiz3125
      @estellaruiz3125 4 года назад +4

      Wallybeagle kp • 4 years ago yes my naive self misplaced the seasoning directions. I apologize profusely.

    • @adc4836
      @adc4836 4 года назад +1

      Splosion see that’s where I’m different, I prefer to freeze them, blend them along with the blood and shoot it with a needle through my veins into my bloodstream

  • @ushraazhar820
    @ushraazhar820 5 лет назад +1554

    Next video: why I season my butcher rather than the steak

  • @larzelot5114
    @larzelot5114 5 лет назад +2134

    Why I flavor my house instead of my steak

    • @naizun1815
      @naizun1815 5 лет назад +30

      Add some white wine to it

    • @joelmiller1028
      @joelmiller1028 5 лет назад +4

      You just made me laugh out loud and I snorted (I’m at a funeral)

    • @exiledaura8260
      @exiledaura8260 5 лет назад +3

      Why i flavor my cow not my steak

    • @hyperfruit541
      @hyperfruit541 5 лет назад +1

      Make sure to get every crook and cranny. The salt will really penetrate in the house and get that maximum flavour.

    • @aingmaung5705
      @aingmaung5705 4 года назад

      To dark in here can you bring a flashlight

  • @calebbridges4748
    @calebbridges4748 2 года назад +6

    I like your humor and your candor. It's hard to have both.

  • @deathbypizza7769
    @deathbypizza7769 4 года назад +946

    “Why I season the fire, not the steak”

    • @Waspinvr
      @Waspinvr 4 года назад +4

      You stole my comment from a year ago

    • @Xavier-ev3tw
      @Xavier-ev3tw 4 года назад

      Thats a good idea tbh

    • @jakeup5654
      @jakeup5654 4 года назад +2

      That's actually a thing they do. They use flavored wood that burns and gives flavor

    • @yizao9289
      @yizao9289 4 года назад

      JakeUp53 but but it’s called a joke tho

    • @yizao9289
      @yizao9289 4 года назад

      Marz but it’s a joke tho

  • @pieceofvermin
    @pieceofvermin 4 года назад +1616

    “Why I wear my closet, not my clothes”.

    • @Livia-T
      @Livia-T 4 года назад +7

      HUH

    • @keekee300
      @keekee300 4 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @eureze9250
      @eureze9250 4 года назад +7

      Of all the "Why" comments I've read, this one got me rolling on the floor LMAO 😂😂😂

    • @Livia-T
      @Livia-T 4 года назад +1

      Eureze IKR WHY DOESN’T IT HAVE 1K LIKES LMAO

    • @Xavier-ev3tw
      @Xavier-ev3tw 4 года назад

      Lmao just think how that would look

  • @jaybenzo6682
    @jaybenzo6682 5 лет назад +424

    I actually prefer to flavor my charcoal and pour salt into the fire and it is gooodd

    • @pedroolmos2971
      @pedroolmos2971 5 лет назад +5

      ITZZ JAYYY. People actually do that, the salt fuels the fire even more

    • @m1.certified435
      @m1.certified435 5 лет назад

      Underrated

  • @ligmaballs2022
    @ligmaballs2022 2 года назад +52

    Would discourage using a wire brush to clean the grill grate. A single wire can end up in the food you're eating and can cause a lot of problems down the line that I cannot name. There is one episode of 'Diagnose Me' that explains this perfectly. I would also suggest you use a product like the 'Grill Floss'

  • @FoliageKing
    @FoliageKing 4 года назад +1295

    “Why I blow the cake, not the candles”

    • @warminecraft
      @warminecraft 4 года назад +108

      why i blow a girl instead of getting blowed

    • @stormcuber2461
      @stormcuber2461 4 года назад +27

      @@warminecraft that IS *CURSED*

    • @RickyRegal.
      @RickyRegal. 4 года назад +3

      Because blowing on the candles is unhygienic because of Covid I think blowing on the cake is better.

    • @stylish_pengu
      @stylish_pengu 4 года назад +8

      the cake is cumming you said "huh this is weird until you realize the cake is your sister...

    • @Justizka
      @Justizka 4 года назад

      Underrated comment

  • @vortex-gaming9017
    @vortex-gaming9017 5 лет назад +1066

    I actually season my cow before it gets butchered to get that extra flavour

    • @Hurricane_Tim
      @Hurricane_Tim 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @4billion338
      @4billion338 5 лет назад +2

      Too underated

    • @wallyfm123
      @wallyfm123 5 лет назад +21

      v CRAVKHEADBOB it’s underrated because it’s stolen from another video.

    • @vortex-gaming9017
      @vortex-gaming9017 5 лет назад

      Huh

    • @tam3758
      @tam3758 5 лет назад

      @@wallyfm123 Ah you read all the comments? A man of culture aswell

  • @rohitghumare7515
    @rohitghumare7515 5 лет назад +772

    Very impressive method, however I prefer my cow to be flavoured before it's cut

    • @insert6190
      @insert6190 5 лет назад +1

      Autismo Maximo I see you’re a man of culture as well

    • @froilanjosephpaz4941
      @froilanjosephpaz4941 5 лет назад +37

      Just don't season the food. Just put all the seasoning and oil and butter in your mouth.

    • @Cedrietsj
      @Cedrietsj 5 лет назад +1

      I prefer to season my grill, not my steak

    • @RD-jd8hq
      @RD-jd8hq 5 лет назад +3

      I prefer to season my air

    • @LastBastion
      @LastBastion 5 лет назад

      Kobe beef? :O

  • @gogabzhalava5712
    @gogabzhalava5712 2 года назад +3

    Ya know, i tried this teqnique on my house and it really works! Amazing flavor it gave to my house! Thanks man!

  • @parallelalpha
    @parallelalpha 4 года назад +3144

    Also this guy: Why I lube the hole and not the pole.

  • @laurencook6040
    @laurencook6040 5 лет назад +869

    Adam is really out here doing everything he can to not just season his damn steak😂😂

    • @jonathanangel7668
      @jonathanangel7668 5 лет назад +1

      do u even cook ?.

    • @damien1781
      @damien1781 5 лет назад +9

      He’s funny AF i wanna believe he’s trolling us lol

    • @TarePandaHelp
      @TarePandaHelp 5 лет назад +9

      @@damien1781 I commented on an old video of his "This is a satire channel right?" He told me to leave.

    • @damien1781
      @damien1781 5 лет назад +1

      TarePanda lmao that’s even more funny 😆 😂

    • @Finn959
      @Finn959 5 лет назад +1

      Oh No rude

  • @ye-sc2bz
    @ye-sc2bz 4 года назад +758

    "Why I clean my shower, not my body"

  • @benjaminolds
    @benjaminolds 2 года назад +18

    Great video. I do the same thing for my fire starter, but instead of using/wasting a paper towel, I grab drier lint. It lights easier, burns better, and wastes less! Good stuff!

    • @ayoutubechannel6045
      @ayoutubechannel6045 Год назад

      Careful about the dryer lint, I’ve heard that burning it can create carcinogens. Not an expert so wont elaborate fully

  • @bryanstudios5955
    @bryanstudios5955 3 года назад +769

    “Why I sit on the tv, NOT the couch.”

    • @WashingMachine.
      @WashingMachine. 3 года назад +22

      "Why I watch the couch, NOT the tv"

    • @campionedi1764
      @campionedi1764 3 года назад +5

      Casting Couch?

    • @damnboi3586
      @damnboi3586 3 года назад +2

      you got a good chuckle out of me, have a nice day!

    • @orthodoxcrusader5413
      @orthodoxcrusader5413 3 года назад +2

      Why I wash the washing machine not the clothes

    • @kch8919
      @kch8919 2 месяца назад

      Why I sit on my TV and watch the couch

  • @Thebluegaming44
    @Thebluegaming44 4 года назад +2110

    "Why i rob myself, not the bank"

  • @theodove6620
    @theodove6620 3 года назад +3545

    “Why I cook my kids, not their food.”

    • @prod.classix219
      @prod.classix219 3 года назад +149

      im dead bro
      much like his kids

    • @Portalcrafter
      @Portalcrafter 3 года назад +26

      r/cursedcomments
      Don’t r/ihavereddit me, I know I’m a redditor.
      Edit: I’m not a redditor anymore

    • @prod.classix219
      @prod.classix219 3 года назад +69

      @@Portalcrafter i would rather peel off the skin on my eyelids than read that comment again holy fuck.

    • @user-wf3yz4wh9t
      @user-wf3yz4wh9t 3 года назад +37

      @@Portalcrafter holy that was cringy, wtf went through your head when you wrote that?

    • @Portalcrafter
      @Portalcrafter 3 года назад +1

      @@user-wf3yz4wh9t idk

  • @SpizNitrate
    @SpizNitrate Год назад +3

    next video: Why I flavour the stove, NOT MY STEAK

  • @lilcoda5282
    @lilcoda5282 4 года назад +935

    “Why I wash the toilet paper, but not my hands”

    • @frze5386
      @frze5386 4 года назад +32

      SHOWER: Why I dry my towel, not my body.

    • @ihsanfadilah489
      @ihsanfadilah489 4 года назад +6

      Why i wash my toilet pepper. Not my asshole

    • @FulgurHalcyon
      @FulgurHalcyon 4 года назад +2

      Do Everything toilet pepper has an exquisite chewy flavor.

    • @user-tr2dh4xx6u
      @user-tr2dh4xx6u 4 года назад +1

      Why I clean my underwear and not my asshole

  • @lior6222
    @lior6222 4 года назад +918

    "Why I Cut My Knife, NOT My Steak."

  • @sideofpondue
    @sideofpondue 4 года назад +1658

    “Why I bury the gun, not the bodies”

    • @Spyr0lYT
      @Spyr0lYT 4 года назад +134

      thanks for the idea

    • @flippy3763
      @flippy3763 4 года назад +22

      @@Spyr0lYT LMAO

    • @Qwertzalcoatl
      @Qwertzalcoatl 4 года назад +37

      Wow, this is actually a good tip. Try watching the Filipino film, {2013} On the Job; they actually do something similar.

    • @Qwertzalcoatl
      @Qwertzalcoatl 4 года назад +6

      @@Spyr0lYT Huh? Who's trying to be funny? That's an actual, practical idea. Try googling what funny means, dumbass!

    • @Star_II3S
      @Star_II3S 4 года назад +1

      @@Spyr0lYT Oy ano ang problema mo sa mga Pinoy Films

  • @dugdaldog4574
    @dugdaldog4574 Год назад +3

    " I don't season my steak"
    Him: *immediately seasons it*

  • @OneReallyGrumpyJill
    @OneReallyGrumpyJill 5 лет назад +279

    I actually found out that putting a hot coal into your mouth along with raw piece of meat really gets those flavors going. Really gives you a chance to experience the cooking, so to say. Then you just yeet some butter in your mouth and don't forget to scrape your tongue for burnt pieces of said tongue.

    • @OneReallyGrumpyJill
      @OneReallyGrumpyJill 5 лет назад +9

      @Evil Koala I actually can't stop imagining bits of your tongue falling out after this like ground meat and I am so disgusted with myself for coming up with this.

    • @_u0nda928
      @_u0nda928 5 лет назад +2

      @Evil Koala What the abouslte fuck

    • @ibr4him_musashi
      @ibr4him_musashi 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂

  • @DripTac
    @DripTac 3 года назад +8719

    “I flavor my teeth, not my steak. Very simple, the more you chew, the more flavor you get out of a bite”

  • @rel2707
    @rel2707 4 года назад +2111

    “Why i clean the soap, not my hands”

    • @ashfaqalve1423
      @ashfaqalve1423 4 года назад +13

      corona wants you, you don't want one

    • @cannonball7850
      @cannonball7850 4 года назад +7

      clean the soap With your hands

    • @sunasday
      @sunasday 4 года назад +6

      “Why I flavor my table not my steak”

    • @yeetoky3361
      @yeetoky3361 4 года назад +6

      "why i wash the water, not my hands"

    • @cannonball7850
      @cannonball7850 4 года назад +4

      YeetoKy just wash the water with soap using your hands

  • @28ebdh3udnav
    @28ebdh3udnav 2 года назад +3

    I like to scrape the grill with an onion because it flavors the grill before you start grilling

  • @shawtysayah
    @shawtysayah 3 года назад +801

    “Why I drink the bottle, not the water.”

  • @MartinSanchez-em3ji
    @MartinSanchez-em3ji 4 года назад +492

    “Why i eat the cutting board, not the steak”

  • @bongosinpianos5117
    @bongosinpianos5117 5 лет назад +2609

    Next video: Why I flavor my grass instead of my cows

    • @PaperCircle
      @PaperCircle 5 лет назад +6

      Lmao

    • @valesz4140
      @valesz4140 5 лет назад +2

      I was gonna comment the same xD

    • @pleasegodno5269
      @pleasegodno5269 5 лет назад +20

      @@Hafiz100ify why I season my radioactive energy, not my sun

    • @chonkv.245
      @chonkv.245 5 лет назад +6

      Why I flavor my grill and not my steak

    • @bruhsauce644
      @bruhsauce644 5 лет назад +6

      Why I season my nebula dust

  • @holographicpestosauce
    @holographicpestosauce Год назад +17

    Ayo not to get all sappy but Adam taught me a lot of the “dad tips” in the kitchen that I didn’t get to learn. super thankful for that

  • @hnjmlr3316
    @hnjmlr3316 4 года назад +2443

    "why I married the priest not my fiance..."

    • @misanamutual
      @misanamutual 4 года назад +27

      Hol up

    • @p.phann_
      @p.phann_ 4 года назад +11

      Relatable

    • @pianoboi4842
      @pianoboi4842 4 года назад +21

      Why I jump out of the pool and then swim

    • @1sainttropez
      @1sainttropez 4 года назад +3

      @@pianoboi4842 I'm currently using nasa's space technology and outerspace views of earth and i still cant find the person that asked

    • @breadburner7276
      @breadburner7276 4 года назад +1

      exuse me wtf

  • @lanchobiendapvao3774
    @lanchobiendapvao3774 4 года назад +1323

    I like how everyone is being offensively sarcastic

    • @shadowsintox9
      @shadowsintox9 4 года назад +11

      Offensive? It's just funny lmao.

    • @0_0yopedder14
      @0_0yopedder14 4 года назад +2

      Good for me and you bad for mine and your social life

    • @donbarzinitut
      @donbarzinitut 4 года назад +1

      @@shadowsintox9 No, the guy is taking it personally I think.

    • @shadowsintox9
      @shadowsintox9 4 года назад +3

      @@donbarzinitut boo hoo. I mean seriously. How can you hate some of these comments? "Why I finger myself, and not my girlfriend" stuff like that is gold.

    • @donbarzinitut
      @donbarzinitut 4 года назад

      @@shadowsintox9 No I'm laughing my ass off at a lot of them. But you cna have too much of a good thing especially if it's clearly mocking him.

  • @AW-ty8ol
    @AW-ty8ol 4 года назад +714

    Can we just take a moment to realize that this comment section is pure gold

    • @unlimited8410
      @unlimited8410 4 года назад +12

      meh, amateur bronze. The title of pure gold goes to the original.

    • @sirjunior9006
      @sirjunior9006 4 года назад +17

      Why I rob the comments, not the jewellery store.

    • @qqma4791
      @qqma4791 4 года назад

      Abdul Wahab Farooq no they arnt gold, they are digital

    • @junksocrazy
      @junksocrazy 4 года назад

      No they aren't gold, they a g-

    • @finnchilton966
      @finnchilton966 4 года назад +2

      Yes

  • @AlbornozVEVO
    @AlbornozVEVO 2 года назад +5

    for those without a wire brush, clean the grills with half of an onion. no weird taste; the fire will take care of that and worst case scenario you'll get a sweet caramelized scent.

    • @EpicSword28
      @EpicSword28 Год назад

      A wire brush shouldnt be used in the first place. It is really dangerous.

  • @zainwtf1234
    @zainwtf1234 3 года назад +2693

    “Why I Eat The Seasoning, NOT The Steak,”

  • @Man-lw5ik
    @Man-lw5ik 3 года назад +2671

    “Why I lock myself in the basement and not the children”

  • @ead91
    @ead91 3 года назад +1418

    "Why I flavor my intestine instead of the beef."

  • @merce5434
    @merce5434 2 года назад +15

    This is actually a very nice method. To get a steak specifically tailored to my taste (medium rare or rare, pan fry with a deep brown crust, herby and full of juice) i dry brine my steak with salt after butchered and wiped dry, and let the surface to dry out in the fridge, usually for 2-4 hours but the more the merrier if it’s a thicker cut. If it’s a thinne slice, for example a flattee sirloin i take it out from the fridge 30-45 minutes, before cooking so i can have a nice crust without overcooking it, meanwhile a for a thicker cut as a tenderloin or a ribeye i let it come up to room temp for 1-2 hours in advance of cooking. Not seasoning the steak prior lets me to blast it with dubiously high temps, and i dont have to worry about the pepper or garlic burning, or the butter overcooking and going rancid. When done i let it rest partially or fully covered in aluminium foil, depending how much of carry over cooking i want, and i make sure to drenche it in a good amount of my compound butter. (Butter, black pepper, thyme, rosemary, and garlic) I just love the taste of the fresh herbs, and the uncooked butter has an almos milky richness contrasting to the deep flavor of the crust. Also i dont have to fear burning the spices, and the always can make a nice pan sauce with the fond and the melted compound butter after the steak has been rested with throwing in some extra shallotts, garlic, thyme and a good amount of red wine, finishing it off with butter. Damn, now that i wrote this i am seriously craving some steak asap!

  • @Randus1058
    @Randus1058 3 года назад +1800

    "Why I burn the house, and not the fireplace."

  • @cmoney3603
    @cmoney3603 5 лет назад +454

    I prefer to season my milk then make the butter and drink boiling water and eat the steak raw so I get all the flavor

    • @skxll8164
      @skxll8164 5 лет назад +9

      you hold the boiling water and the steak into ur mouth until theyre done and then just swallow

  • @rinleez
    @rinleez Год назад +1

    Chimney starter is really a lifechanger. Amen.

  • @notthebruvster7626
    @notthebruvster7626 4 года назад +1079

    "Why I sharpen my victims, not my knives."

  • @Leo-fq3sx
    @Leo-fq3sx 5 лет назад +1525

    Personally, I season the womb before the cow is born to get prime quality

    • @joshuaf7296
      @joshuaf7296 5 лет назад +13

      Underrated comment 🤣

    • @madsg9256
      @madsg9256 5 лет назад

      Josh.F came here to say this lol

    • @zhaojinchu9745
      @zhaojinchu9745 5 лет назад +1

      OH NO NO

    • @DoomerLoser
      @DoomerLoser 5 лет назад +16

      Why I flavour my dick instead of the pussy

    • @upincloud244
      @upincloud244 5 лет назад +9

      @@DoomerLoser I prefer going raw

  • @thegoofycuber4765
    @thegoofycuber4765 5 лет назад +1022

    I prefer to season the air, and let the steak just absorb the flavors

    • @mottmatt7844
      @mottmatt7844 5 лет назад +17

      Put a cloud of pepper spray above the steaks.

    • @thechurchofgravity
      @thechurchofgravity 5 лет назад +15

      @@mottmatt7844 oh shit I tried that once while out camping with some buddies. We sprayed a steak with bearspray and cooked it over a fire. It was foul and we all ended up doubling over in pain after one taste.

    • @guri8945
      @guri8945 5 лет назад

      69 likes tho. pls no one ruin this

    • @thechurchofgravity
      @thechurchofgravity 5 лет назад

      @@guri8945 too late.

    • @twistiicuber1055
      @twistiicuber1055 5 лет назад

      @TheGoofyCuber well hi there

  • @ilovetweek000
    @ilovetweek000 Год назад +6

    I prefer to season the cow and then bite it, really brings out the flavor

  • @lesterjohnundaloc5954
    @lesterjohnundaloc5954 3 года назад +2788

    “Why i kill myself, not the mosquito”

  • @soycereal2051
    @soycereal2051 5 лет назад +3603

    Next vid:
    Why I flavor my hands, not my steak

    • @okey-ness2129
      @okey-ness2129 5 лет назад +105

      Why I flavour my flavouring, not my steak

    • @ImDaRealBoi
      @ImDaRealBoi 5 лет назад +99

      Why I season my cock, not my balls

    • @GasDude1011
      @GasDude1011 5 лет назад +58

      Why i flavour my my mouth, not my flavouring

    • @okey-ness2129
      @okey-ness2129 5 лет назад +11

      sean brown why I flavour my charcoal, not my mouth

    • @waikyaw7211
      @waikyaw7211 5 лет назад +13

      why I flavor my fire and not my steak

  • @robbob5258
    @robbob5258 5 лет назад +367

    *Why I cook butter and season with steak*

  • @Sglagoomio
    @Sglagoomio Год назад +1

    Can’t wait for “Why I Butter My Air, NOT My Steak”

  • @Sklent
    @Sklent 3 года назад +1626

    “Why I taste my mouth, not the food”

    • @nuggs942
      @nuggs942 3 года назад +3

      Wh-

    • @Legend-qu8lc
      @Legend-qu8lc 3 года назад +11

      Well I mean technically it’s true

    • @manupili1815
      @manupili1815 3 года назад +2

      W h a t h o w

    • @Legend-qu8lc
      @Legend-qu8lc 3 года назад +1

      @@manupili1815 okay when your eating food you tounge also tastes saliva and probably some dead mouth cells it’s just your use to the taste so you don’t realize

    • @manupili1815
      @manupili1815 3 года назад +2

      @@Legend-qu8lc Something I haven't learned in science class yet but ok, and like how are you supposed to EAT your lips or mouth? You have to use your mouth to eat the mouth, which is impossible.

  • @ifusionstixs8090
    @ifusionstixs8090 4 года назад +1737

    This guy is just asking to be memed

    • @crackjdd9295
      @crackjdd9295 4 года назад +105

      @BAGEL FART "Why I beat my hand not my meat"

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 года назад +71

      @BAGEL FART "why I molest the priest, not the kids"

    • @thenixaless7493
      @thenixaless7493 4 года назад

      Truly

    • @GoDUsopp-zp8os
      @GoDUsopp-zp8os 4 года назад +1

      iFusionStixs
      You want to experience the manufacturer and not the product..

    • @schwegburt3002
      @schwegburt3002 4 года назад

      That was the point of the title it seems.

  • @warmooze
    @warmooze 5 лет назад +1642

    "Why I Grill My Tongue, NOT My Steak"

    • @fryingpan8943
      @fryingpan8943 5 лет назад +16

      warmooze why i grill my pan, not my steak

    • @SaviOnYoutube
      @SaviOnYoutube 5 лет назад +13

      @@fryingpan8943 Why I grill my grill, not my steak

    • @eecho4066
      @eecho4066 5 лет назад +3

      @@SaviOnRUclips why I grill my grill, not my grill

    • @chonkv.245
      @chonkv.245 5 лет назад +3

      Why I flavor my flavor instead of my cows

    • @dcertzzz1
      @dcertzzz1 5 лет назад

      U. S. S. R. Im the 1k liker

  • @PolandDoge
    @PolandDoge Год назад +2

    i love watching this when im on an empty stomach on a deadline

  • @kpb811
    @kpb811 4 года назад +1707

    Adam Ragusea in 50 years:
    *Why I drink the glass, not the water*

    • @thebasementbum4570
      @thebasementbum4570 4 года назад +28

      50 yrs later: why i choose to break the fucking laws of life and live forever.

    • @eustacebagge5873
      @eustacebagge5873 4 года назад +4

      Why I fill my glass, dump it out and lick up the remaining droplets, not drink the water

    • @vacaction3897
      @vacaction3897 4 года назад

      Pog

    • @itsariririririane8936
      @itsariririririane8936 4 года назад

      why I chew the plate and not the spoon

    • @grotesque445
      @grotesque445 4 года назад +1

      100yrs later: why i put in the cereal and milk first and then the bowl

  • @ulasonal
    @ulasonal 5 лет назад +281

    I prefer to feed the cow the seasonings and just make out with it for that maximum flavor

  • @tonychandler5417
    @tonychandler5417 4 года назад +3961

    The day he flavors his steaks is the day Jesus comes back

    • @nebula2294
      @nebula2294 4 года назад +122

      So never? We’re doomed

    • @jtof9371
      @jtof9371 4 года назад +1

      @@nebula2294 no

    • @lorelo.
      @lorelo. 4 года назад +90

      As long as r34 exists Jesus will stay up there

    • @finnheisenheim8274
      @finnheisenheim8274 4 года назад +53

      @@lorelo. Nah. We gotta wait for the furries to go away too

    • @jlk4894
      @jlk4894 4 года назад +1

      haha

  • @gamemight1028
    @gamemight1028 2 года назад +2

    “Why I butter my butter, not my toast”

  • @mikeoxlong1100
    @mikeoxlong1100 4 года назад +10978

    This guy will literally season anything except the steak.

    • @dkwhattouseasusername1012
      @dkwhattouseasusername1012 4 года назад +129

      he actually seasoned the steak a few times, you blind or something

    • @dkwhattouseasusername1012
      @dkwhattouseasusername1012 4 года назад +47

      @Badabing Badaboom this was a joke????

    • @atorasu3976
      @atorasu3976 4 года назад +22

      User Not Found -didn’t laugh.

    • @krkrbbr
      @krkrbbr 4 года назад +5

      Badabing Badaboom there wasn't anything to wooosh kid

    • @theepicweeaboo8738
      @theepicweeaboo8738 4 года назад +14

      Tomato Ketchup Md. I mean the whole “why I don’t season my steak” thing is a bit of a meme so yes whoosh

  • @crystalwireman7294
    @crystalwireman7294 3 года назад +3185

    “Why I give medicine to the doctor, not myself”

  • @uscdude159
    @uscdude159 5 лет назад +305

    Oh god..
    People are gonna meme this so hard.

    • @juliat9490
      @juliat9490 5 лет назад +34

      I think he counts on that. His "flavour the cutting board" got millions of views.

    • @sunnywu63
      @sunnywu63 5 лет назад +1

      Eyyy 100th like

    • @Hura_the_Blessed
      @Hura_the_Blessed 5 лет назад +1

      why i meme the commenters and not the video

    • @Sozejin
      @Sozejin 5 лет назад

      It’s already happening

  • @47nitro2
    @47nitro2 2 года назад +2

    Why I do my teacher not my homework