“I’ll mop the floor with you” is the most confronting sentence I’ve ever heard. I will now use this sentence when I’m in any violent situation. Thank you jack
I have found something to be true about Jack Stauber that isn't for most other musicians I listen to. No matter how much I listen to it, or how often it's looped, I can't get tired of Jack's music, I just end up wanting more
Lyrics: [Pre-Chorus] When I try (There you are!) To look sly Then you push all my curtains to the side To the side [Chorus] Calls me fighter I’ll mop the floor with you! Calls me lover I’ll take you for a drink or two You’ll get older! Maybe then you’ll feel some control
Real talk, if you released an album with like 3 minute versions of songs like this one, Peppermint, Hamantha or Inchman, it would have a very high chance to become my album of the year. I love your sound soooo much.
I love it so much that he's just having fun with it. I hope he never stops having fun. This is my new favorite song. He's not just an amazing animator, you can feel like the music is a damn good vibe and the lyrics are interesting, it's nowhere near dull like the lot of stupid bullcrap we hear today. We love you so much Jack, your existence makes us happy
There is something extremely sad in this song. I can't even explain that, my mom finds it very positive, but I want to cry inside everytime I hear the extended version
i think this song is referencing how children get taught through the childs perspective. the chorus to me sounds like a child mocking the words of the older person teaching them… Call me fighter….“I'll mop the floor with you” Call me lover…..“I'll take you for a drink or two” “You'll get older, and maybe then you'll feel some control” in the song the child is the fighter because their being insubordinate while also the lover because of the relationship being kin/family affiliated.
I feel like Jack has depression or something to the effect of socially introverted and all that is laser beamed into these amazing videos. id live to be able to focus my inner blaahh in to this kind of art
This is the music I want to hear sitting at the corner of a party as it's echoing throughout the building sounding all hazy then get up and start dancing my life away without anyone really noticing
[Intro] (Fight with your heart) (Play for keep) (I've gotta keep, keep) (Dirty play) [Verse 1] When I try-y-y (Oh, there you are) To look sly-y (Sly) Then you push all my curtains to the side To the side [Chorus] Call me fighter, I'll mop the floor with you Call me lover, I'll take you for a drink or two You'll get older, and maybe then you'll feel some control [Post-Chorus 1] Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-oy Ah-ah-ah-oy [Verse 2] When I learn-earn-earn (Like that, like that) To look stern You broke my heart and now it's your turn It's your turn [Chorus] Call me fighter, I'll mop the floor with you Call me lover, I'll take you for a drink or two You'll get older, and maybe then you'll feel some control [Post-Chorus 2] (If I don't fight so brutally) (The bigger strikes hit me harder back) (Tongue-twisted words by you and I) (The pleasure slipped by) [Interlude] Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen Yes, yes, thank you all for coming out tonight We've got a wild, wild show for you all So let's give it over to Jack Stauber! [Bridge] Roller skate into my view Hold my gaze tonight Hold my baby, I love you See you smile so bright If you truly love me Why'd you train me to fight? If it wasn't in my blood Why do you seem right? [Break] (Why did you? Why do you?) (Why did you? Why do you?) (Why did you? Why do you?) (Why did you? Why do you?) (Why did you? Why do you?) (Why did you? Why do you?) (Why did you? Why do you?) [Verse 3] When I try to look sly Then you push all my curtains to the side, to the side When I try to look sly Then you push all my curtains to the side, to the side
The anniversary of this wonderful song is today- This is honestly one of my favorite videos bc it’s just so fun and colorful. Thank you Jack ,’ ) Your music and music videos are amazing
The binary at 0:24 says "Maybe then you'll feel some control".
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big mc thankies for making me not do it myself
Oh cool
Just did it myself, damn it
That's what I did
Jack is a beautiful thing
i- thing?
Darkest Things studios No human can possess the knowledge that Jack withholds. Chris, here, understands the wrath of the Almighty Stauber.
I’m sure this guy knew they said thing. I believe they were talking about the channel, perhaps.
Don't be blind everybody It's thing
@@Junkrr_0 he isn’t human, he is something way more powerful then that
The very beginning of the video, you can see the "Can I have a Peppermint" Thumbnail
I just shided
I am me you right!😂
Nice
Im guessing this is like a sequel?
I am me 😂
The binary at 0:24 says "Maybe then you'll feel some control"
Glad I'm not the only one who took the time to translate that
its also what he says at the end :)
Thank you!!!!!!! I didn't know how to translate
He littery says mabey you'll feel some self control in that sence.
wow jack really pays attention to those details
Who would win?
One Fighter boy
Or
One lover boy?
Emerald Miner 299 if they team up they would be unstoppable
Pionono thank you pionono, very cool.
to answer the question, Stauber himself would win, as he's both
The fighter will mop the floor him while the lover will take it for a drink or two
Lover boy love is adrenaline
Jack *Stabber*
My autocorrect
glad your autocorrect knows shit, man
Sometimes I watch this video just to see this comment
Jack starburst
Back Stauber
“I’ll mop the floor with you” is the most confronting sentence I’ve ever heard. I will now use this sentence when I’m in any violent situation. Thank you jack
You’ve never heard that before?
I am surprised you have never heard that before.
@@eanschaan9392 same
@@om000_o wait what does it actually mean then
@@zeeticqxd essentially, ‘yo imma beat the living shit out of you’
*Bumps elbow into the corner of a coffee table* my entire nervous system: 0:01
true ;^;
This made me laugh
Your nervous system wants to be a fighter, lover, and want a little more control?
@@jogasaracco5056 obviously
This is why i like the comment section
The last thing i was expecting to see today was Jack wielding 2 machetes in his hand and telling that he will mop the floor with you
That comentari saved my day
You can't predict him.
Fr tho-
I wonder what he did with the machetes like does he just have them at the bottom of his props chest
jack and his music are an absolute vibe, prove me wrong
I love you
why would i prove you wrong when you're right smh
i will not prove you wrong
he seems like a meme but in the best way possible
no one can prove you wrong
I swear to God he's boutta drop the hardest 80's bangers collection that never was
Policeman Planet why do I see you everywhere now?
Roken2323
I'm active on the tubes and got my notifications on!
I'm subbed to like 1k channels.
Nice to see you round here!
That’s sad
That I don’t have my notifications on.
Nawaf you better get em on!
i was born in the right generation
We all were.
evangelion644 Ew
ironic
True
why does my comment have 100+ likes 🤔
This is just an excuse for jack to play with knives on camera
what if he stabbed somebody in the process
its a very good excuse nonetheless
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@@nolanteeples5911 Thanks for this you beautiful human.
true
I have found something to be true about Jack Stauber that isn't for most other musicians I listen to. No matter how much I listen to it, or how often it's looped, I can't get tired of Jack's music, I just end up wanting more
Yo igual
agreed
Hombre, pues ya somos dos
Es adictivo para mis oidos😊
Like great sex
Jack when he tries to look sly: 😎
Jack when you push all his curtains to the side: 😡
so true
thats so deep dude
deep 😔
jack when you call him a fighter😤🥊
jack when you call him a lover😍🍷
@@rurumi-chanhe’ll take you for a drink or two
u call urself a fighter but i bet you couldn't even beat up inchman
MaN takEs sKilL To gEt A HearT FroM JacK StaubEr
Can I have one? A skill
@@Fernisawake A year ago he gave a lot of them...
@@juaneskator wEll Now I FEel stuPid😑
Dahm he liked it
How you consistently release the most catchy and creative videos is beyond me. You're amazing.
You got the heart from jack stauber!
Jack Stauber is gonna help invade area 51 with his duel wielded machetes
And then he's gonna take the guards out...
For a drink or two
@@i_luvcats_uwu9908 He'll offer them tequila
Lima bean man was actually an alien brought to Area 51. It all makes sense now
The old days
Back when the world was all well and good and there was a meme about invading Area 51
He is the definition of “art is supposed to disturb the comforted and comfort the disturbed” and I’m living for it
Lyrics:
[Pre-Chorus]
When I try (There you are!)
To look sly
Then you push all my curtains to the side
To the side
[Chorus]
Calls me fighter
I’ll mop the floor with you!
Calls me lover
I’ll take you for a drink or two
You’ll get older!
Maybe then you’ll feel some control
@MG it’s literally the same thing OP said
@@littletroble_07 hi
*”Calls me lover”*
*Calls* 😳
It's call. It's written on the screen lyrics
Thanks, I don't speak Jack Stauber
I always knew that there was a small clay man inside of his trench coat.
Bryan Kral Lel
he's doing the "two kids trying to sneak in a movie" trick
he's not three dogs in a trench coat he's many tiny clay people in a trench coat
0:25 top 10 most badass anime characters
Zzg0ldzZ Fighter - AMV
I was born in the right dimension
Nah dude, 4th is tops for real, you're but a membrane on a 4th dimensional sphere.
@@codehorse8843 mapleboy, don't get mad bc they're spitting facts💅💅😝😳😳
@@fartedonmyfamlastnight2243 the 4th dimension is like this one, but you're living IN a Jack Stauber video, so...he's right
I think you mean universe
I like how no one is questioning the fact that Jack owns two machetes
They're like 12 bucks at most stores.
*we don't question jack in the first place.*
@@crabfrenzy1401 Yk u do have a point
Jack is the only being on earth that can make the most nonsensical thing and we couldn’t even question him
I love how Jack genuinely looks like he’s having fun in this video
This is goofing off to a profreshional level
This is beautiful and no one can convince me otherwise
Agreed. It's easy to say, "haha, that is beautiful," ironically. But this is genuinely beautiful.
agreed
I can convince you otherwise, because if you understand it, this is beauty itself.
Do a full version of this song i dare u
oh but he did and its on youtube now
it's on Spotify, along with Cheeseburger Family (Extended)
There is now❤❤❤❤
Boy do i have some news for you
Gugge ooh
Jack when you call him lover: 🕺🍷
Jack when you call him fighter: 🫵😎🫵
Jack when you push his curtains to the side:😡👹
Unfunny.
The line "You'll get older, then maybe you'll feel some control" hits too close to home.
I’ve been play Pop Food on a loop for a week now and it’s still not old
2 weeks now and I got my sister and her friends all hooked. Still fresh.
*For immersive experience, please put quality to 144p*
Oh no
Oh yes
xypher it’s the same ...
@Marcinda Scott it actually isn't.
@@guyfieri4017 you need to refresh the video
"Delightful! Really delightful! Simply delicious!" - Globglogabgalab
His facial expressions in this give me life
My therapist: it’s ok, Jack stabber isn’t real, you’re thinking of Jack stauber
Jack stabber: 0:27
(Holy crap thank you for so many likes)
Jack stabber is real and he's coming for you
PLEASE
Oh damn! It was not a dream???
@@randomartnoob1773 shit-
Lmaoo
These videos are getting me more and more antsy to make my own stuff
Dude that tbh helps get myself outta my way. I think im gunna start In my off time.
Not your best. I understood too many of the words.
JK I love this.
@I300l3s
One day :)
The more you make and post these the more hyped I get for your new album.
Jack will never die...he will just stop aging at one point and they slooooowly fade out of existence one bodypart at a time ❤️
Algún día Jack vas a conseguir tu reconocimiento, por qué tú no eres infravalorado, tú eres un artista a tu manera y de manera independiente.
Así es, de se hizo popular por ser conocido principalmente en Tiktok ... Y de ahí salió la de Buttercup
0:24
Oye una pregunta¿Ya habías visto ese código binario?
@@RemasteredVideoTv recien me doy cuenta de que habia un codigo binario
@@Un_Furro_randomxd lo traduje y dice "maybe then you'll feel some control"
@@RemasteredVideoTvjaja eso iva a preguntar...
This man went back in time successfully
It is astounding to me how you are able to release amazing content so frequently
SDFE
This is now my new favorite official Jack Stauber video
I love how it turns into Jack doing whatever he wants with two plastic swords.
I think they’re not plastic-
I feel like so much of Jacks work is overlooked, especially his micropop, this is some good shit
It's so good I need a album :(
Raul Bamderas HiLo is goin to be coming out on April 14th
D Dolby THANK U 💕
Walrus Gang
*an
just found you a few days ago and you are the first music artist I've ever subbed to so far. keep going dude
My depression has been cured
I have now fallen in love with Jack Stauber
More, I love him more now
same
same
0:00 there is written: " can I have a Peppermint"
A reference to an older song if jack
I love this shit
Real talk, if you released an album with like 3 minute versions of songs like this one, Peppermint, Hamantha or Inchman, it would have a very high chance to become my album of the year. I love your sound soooo much.
Dun dun duuuuuun
This aged pretty well
This aged like milk
@@AeroneDSAyou mean wine? Milk is when it went badly and this happened so it would be wine /nm
@@thesilverleafcuriosities Hmm... You're right!
Wish this was a full length song, I die every time it ends
it is
Put it in loop, d00d
It's in spotify now lmao
It’s extended now bro! You can listen to the full extended version on spoofy!
Saame
I love it so much that he's just having fun with it. I hope he never stops having fun. This is my new favorite song.
He's not just an amazing animator, you can feel like the music is a damn good vibe and the lyrics are interesting, it's nowhere near dull like the lot of stupid bullcrap we hear today.
We love you so much Jack, your existence makes us happy
There is something extremely sad in this song. I can't even explain that, my mom finds it very positive, but I want to cry inside everytime I hear the extended version
i think this song is referencing how children get taught through the childs perspective. the chorus to me sounds like a child mocking the words of the older person teaching them…
Call me fighter….“I'll mop the floor with you”
Call me lover…..“I'll take you for a drink or two”
“You'll get older, and maybe then you'll
feel some control”
in the song the child is the fighter because their being insubordinate while also the lover because of the relationship being kin/family affiliated.
That's heavy
I love u
StreetManTV fuk man touch me dady☻☻☻☻☻☻☻
@@jacobmerchant1908 woah what the fuck calm down
it's november
jack's gonna get the guinness world record for most jammin songs posted in a row. great vid!!
Buckybomb (
Now this is original content.
I can’t stop listening to this, when it’s not playing it’s on repeat in my skull
I feel like Jack has depression or something to the effect of socially introverted and all that is laser beamed into these amazing videos. id live to be able to focus my inner blaahh in to this kind of art
Ok but this could actually be on the radio in the 1990s
Good job my man, aesthetically pleasing as always
At 0:00 you can see, can I have a peppermint
It’s just burn-in. This must be the same cassette that he used for the Peppermint video.
@@nyantend0 BRUH THATS SO CLEVER
EmilyAuto yo it’s a joke
@@aprilscythes yeah I'm saying how cool it is that that was a detail that he put in, I'm sorry if I came off as sarcastic
OH CRAP YOU RIGHT!!!
That bit of ‘Peppermint’ left over at the very beginning is a cool touch
The way this video is edited is...chef kiss
Agreed
I can't express how much I love this song.
It's a crime this man doesn't have a few hundred thousand more subscribers minimum.
I really enjoy your stuff, the art is great and the music is prestine!
love this. like ariel pink meets bill wurtz meets tim and eric
holy crap i just saw that you actually
A real legend!The best performer and the songs themselves are gorgeous!I really love Jack Stauber!!
The binary at 0:24 just says "maybe then you'll feel some control" in case anyone was wondering.
Has to be the best one yet, rhythmically and lyrically. Huge fan of this.
This is the music I want to hear sitting at the corner of a party as it's echoing throughout the building sounding all hazy then get up and start dancing my life away without anyone really noticing
I can't wait for this new album!!!
"Send this to your crush without context"
If we printed all of Jack Staubers' videos onto VHS and sent them back in time to 1994, I wonder how different Art and Media would be
*_totes mcgee._*
Jack always holds a special place in my heart. His music helps me a lot through tough times and stress
Oh my gosh. You are legitimately my favorite musician. All of your songs are so unique and fun to listen to. I'm so glad I discovered your music.
深夜に聞きたい曲Ｎｏ．1
わかりみ深田えいみ
Jack is like the type of person that actually looks like a dream core, weird core, glitch core goddess...
What I hear:
Call me fighter!
*Abebjuduhdjuu*
I also struggle with that lyric part. But im learning! So i can sing this amazing song uwu
It’s, “I’ll mop the floor with you” in case you were wondering.
Idk how you put out so many videos but I love them all
Woaaaah excited for this new album!!!!
Thank you jack for making a extended version of this !! Your work is very much appreciated ! :D
for the people wondering what that binary code on 0:24 means it´s:
''Maybe then you'll feel some control''
[Intro]
(Fight with your heart)
(Play for keep)
(I've gotta keep, keep)
(Dirty play)
[Verse 1]
When I try-y-y (Oh, there you are)
To look sly-y (Sly)
Then you push all my curtains to the side
To the side
[Chorus]
Call me fighter, I'll mop the floor with you
Call me lover, I'll take you for a drink or two
You'll get older, and maybe then you'll feel some control
[Post-Chorus 1]
Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-oy
Ah-ah-ah-oy
[Verse 2]
When I learn-earn-earn (Like that, like that)
To look stern
You broke my heart and now it's your turn
It's your turn
[Chorus]
Call me fighter, I'll mop the floor with you
Call me lover, I'll take you for a drink or two
You'll get older, and maybe then you'll feel some control
[Post-Chorus 2]
(If I don't fight so brutally)
(The bigger strikes hit me harder back)
(Tongue-twisted words by you and I)
(The pleasure slipped by)
[Interlude]
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen
Yes, yes, thank you all for coming out tonight
We've got a wild, wild show for you all
So let's give it over to Jack Stauber!
[Bridge]
Roller skate into my view
Hold my gaze tonight
Hold my baby, I love you
See you smile so bright
If you truly love me
Why'd you train me to fight?
If it wasn't in my blood
Why do you seem right?
[Break]
(Why did you? Why do you?)
(Why did you? Why do you?)
(Why did you? Why do you?)
(Why did you? Why do you?)
(Why did you? Why do you?)
(Why did you? Why do you?)
(Why did you? Why do you?)
[Verse 3]
When I try to look sly
Then you push all my curtains to the side, to the side
When I try to look sly
Then you push all my curtains to the side, to the side
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
People getting blown by the wind: 0:02
unfunny
Can you guys be nice and not stomp on people with self confidence? Or not. I dont care just not in these replys.
"I'll mop the floor with you! " *proceeds to dance with knives instead*
he was tryna look sly tho
for anyone curious the binary code at 0:24 translates to "Maybe then you'll feel some control"
OK BUT HIM DANCING WITH THESE SWORDS IS SO ADORABLE I CAN'T
this whole time i thought it was "superhuman supersize..."
im stealing it now
This is why I subbed...cuz your small songs are awesome
The anniversary of this wonderful song is today-
This is honestly one of my favorite videos bc it’s just so fun and colorful. Thank you Jack ,’ ) Your music and music videos are amazing
Jack looks like he just gives good hugs.
I never thought that I would binge watch Jack Stauber.
Man, I'd be so happy to see any kind of extended version of this specific song. It's so nice.
This is one of my comfort songs
jack wearing sun glasses:
t h e m o s t b e a u t i f u l t h i n g
(0:15)
Самые прекрасные песни только у него🛐
да
I'll come sprinting when you release an album ❤️👌