I only made Eagle Scout, Reverend, Dad, Police Sergeant and Lieutenant Colonel. I'm blessed, but I've never had an even more honorable title whether Molossia or Sealand, but of the micronations of the world. Best regards. Keith
@@DaMeng3000 smarter wow that's in relation to guy who found geography glitch and was able to exploit it. Or are you questioning my intelligence to just troll the responses. if so bravo. If not I'll sell you some ocean front property in south Dakota.
Can I just say, this man has an AMAZING sense of humor. Also, do you people realize he actually makes money doing this? He gets tourists. Tourists! To come to his house! By God, if I could make money by declaring my house a country, you bet your ass I would.
Fun Fact: Molossia entered a war with another micro nation and won, and later on the other micro nation launched their first rocket, but it was shot down by Molossian forces.
Oh lord this is the greatest dilemma of my life. The RoD is clearly superior for numbers and sheer coesion, but the RoM have clear superior of weaponry and lead. But considering all, the RoM may even have the support of the NCR, providing more manpwer and weaponry. So the RoM win the war
AshkerTalks so... you would rather have a war that would probably result in millions of deaths? Cause that’s what you’re basically saying with your comment
My associate and I are creating a 200 acre country that shall be known only as Elysium. It will be a refuge to the needy and a political asylum to those looking to get away from America.
I can't wait! The next thing you know Molossia has become a country like Canada on the western side of N.America. Can you imagine? What a sight! Something new!
Never heard that before, I didn't realize that was what he was getting at. I found his wording funny, why would something be banned if you don't have a problem with it?
Preston Garvey If it means your not marking them on the Sentinels Pipboy and occupying all his free time then sure. It co-encides with our mission to liberate and rebuild this country anyway.
Faris Zurub Like Molosia, i created a state, with own flag, own athemn, we have guns XD if you whant , you can be in Party , in army or you can be civil!
You can, on molossia.org there is the Molossian Naval Academy, where you can get your commission depending on your donation after graduating. $10 for Admiral, $7 for Commodore, and $5 for Captain
*Cuts branch*
*throws it into USA*
*Gets turned into a Puppet state*
Cut to US military blockade performing political sanctions
absolute madlad
WAR!
WAR
Top 10 Countries that would most likely start World War III
Molossia can't do a ting.
Aiden the Flamethrower R/whooosh
Eddo Dijkstra What does that mean?
Aiden the Flamethrower that the Joke flew right over your head
Eddo Dijkstra ok, thanks
*THIS IS WHY NO COUNTRIES DARE TO NUKE USA BECAUSE OF MOLSSIA PRESENCE*
All hail Mollosia!
I'm Field Marshal I command the army in the Navy in the Air corps and the horse calvary
@@robertsilva8097 Ay is that the bonnie blue flag?
I didn't know a country called Molssia existed
@Joseph Martinez No he spelled "Molossia" as "Molssia" that's what I'm saying. I already knew that Molossia existed but I didn't Molssia
This is all “cute” and “fun and games” untill They declare all out naval warfare on the United States don’t be fooled by their cute secretary
Molosia would have the upper hand considering they r in the desert
A landlocked nation declaring naval warfare?
@@jaredwarner8070 It's genius really, no one would expect it.
@@jaredwarner8070 they have a naval infantry unit
@@jaredwarner8070 NO ONE EXPECTS A MOLOSSIAN NAVAL ASSAULT
Reminds me of Republic of Dave from fallout 3
I just wrote that
Yup, here's the comment I was looking for!
Lol
I think the Republic of Dave is a parody of micronations but in every way The Republic of Dave fits the bill as a working nation although very poor
A country that can be colonized with one unarmed strong man
not entirely true but if there strong enough yes
What EU4 mod is this?
doug walker
Fun Fact:
He declared war on East Germany and claims it is still ongoing (?)
Because there is a small province of cuba that gave claims to it to east germany
Ya Cuba said that they gave it symbolically but meh
🇩🇪
I can only imagine how hilarious it would be if Germany took it hella seriously and brought in a full army.
@@anthonyjh02 East Germany was a dissolved state which the Soviets ruled.
I know when my country is in trouble I am so grateful and honoured that Molossia is on our side.
XDS
XDDD
Molossia did win a war...
Wendy Cheng SOME PRETTY BIG FACTS:
MOLLOSIA HAS NO REAL LEGITIMACY
It won 3 wars
"im kind of a down to earth guy" wears a full general suit with more medals then pepsi makes cans
Spookesaurus Rex this guy has an entire air Force hidden in his garage, doesn't he?
Ayrton Coetzee 288 tank divisions
He has an underground base and ready to attack, all that just to distract us from the truth.
My name is not Rick he has thousands of leopard tanks on his garage.
Spookesaurus Rex exactly what I was about to comment but then I saw this lmao I’m dead 🤣
This guy listened when his parents told him he could be anything when he grew up.
Hahaha
🤣😂😂
I only made Eagle Scout, Reverend, Dad, Police Sergeant and Lieutenant Colonel. I'm blessed, but I've never had an even more honorable title whether Molossia or Sealand, but of the micronations of the world. Best regards. Keith
Good kid.
Lol at least he achevied more than you ever could
Better hope that there is no oil on Molossia.
They have to import all their oil from Shop Rite.
Something something anschluss
OUULLLLLL!!!
VikthePrick jajajaja fucken epic!! I bow my hat to u sir.
VikthePrick you mean Freedom juice?
*drew binsky enters the chat*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭💔
Lmao
Top comment
@pluto nobody cares :)
*Nas Daily enters the chat*
Tax evasion is nice
If you were smarter you’d be able to do it too.
@@DaMeng3000 smarter wow that's in relation to guy who found geography glitch and was able to exploit it. Or are you questioning my intelligence to just troll the responses. if so bravo. If not I'll sell you some ocean front property in south Dakota.
He still pays taxes it's just seen as foreign aid
Taxation is theft
Yeah.he read my book "tax evasion 101"
* throws away leftovers *
Darn it that was 20 percent of my economy
* throws away a Uniform *
Darn it, that was 88 Percent of my economy
*Throws away his dick*
Darn infertility has struck my nation
😂
Hey he’s gonna launch his nukes at u no be make fun of him 😡
He has a nuke programya know
You forgot about the Battle for Molossia.
Oh god it was like a recreation of mw2
It was a hard and sad gistory event.
F
molossia mainly used the super soker?
Vandarte Freelancer - Translator F
PILZ Yes, and there new super weapon the water ballon.
6:16
Molossian militia invading the US Capitol.
-1952 Colorized.
This is why they loss
4:55
They won
Molossia: we found oil!
America: Molossia needs democracy and freedom!
Wolf of the Mountain freedom!
Kim Jong Trump Technically, that's already a part of the US. Micro nation's aren't actual nation's. They're in lala land.
Troy Lewis Really? How boring.
Taye Trotman Nobody said reality would be fun.
If Molossia is big enough, it could technically be a Country.
Mom the neighbor's declaring war on us
just go hit them with some balloons again
kjilk simble. There firing fireworks at me what do i do?
Phillip Iniestra 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀
Phillip Iniestra thats it, they'll have to deal with our navy now
We've found oil in molassia
Cop: What is the uniform for?
I am the President of Mollassia, visiting the house of your President. My house is a bit smaller. ROFL.
blaumax918 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂
Molossia - Finds oil
USA - Declares war
Molossia: *win the war*
boring in usa pipe line
300 Likes
Also USA: "Chief, we don't have pipes of that size!!"
Also USA: "Damn. how small is that?"
According to the United States law, he can claim the oil that was found in his property.
Can I just say, this man has an AMAZING sense of humor.
Also, do you people realize he actually makes money doing this? He gets tourists. Tourists! To come to his house! By God, if I could make money by declaring my house a country, you bet your ass I would.
I'd love to go there. I've already been to Broccotropolis, the smallest in the world. That was cool.
CaliberStone just declare your bed room a country
So do it
8-BITE STUDIOS ok
CaliberStone make ur bed room the capital
Molosia “declares naval war” america “turns and sees 2 people on an inflatable kayak coming at their warship america “forefits
Castmaster bro you made me laugh so much that I’ve woken my new born baby up hahah
America: :someone get the musket we have to make it fair:
this was eye cancer to read
Declares naval war
Nevada is landlocked
US gives up and recognizes his sovereignty..
Castmaster lmao
Fun Fact: Molossia entered a war with another micro nation and won, and later on the other micro nation launched their first rocket, but it was shot down by Molossian forces.
"Forces"
Wow.. that's cool 😯
Kim Halsey wait what fuck is this true??
Let me guess they were fire works
2 lunatics attacking each other
nothing out of the usual
6:05 I almost spit my morning coffee when I saw his bodyguard
LMFAO YEAH XD
fear the molossian bodyguard
Imagine that he have ninja abilities
Lmfaooooooo
LOL
Their national anthem...? A nickelback song.
Naw man it's Kelly Clarkson did you even watch the video?
Skull Bones ...the US anthem needs to be changed to "Comfortably Numb" by Pink Floyd...
Skull Bones i actually laughed out loud at this
Yakity sax
They have an ACTUAL anthem en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Molossia
the space program is just him on his roof reaching his hands at the moon at night
thats kind of poetically beautiful...
I agree...
So this must be where family guy got their idea from lol
RoGuExPaNcAkE this glorious country was founded before the episode.
TheRabbidHD yea that's kinda key to what he was saying lol I think you may have misread that
Yoo i was thinking the same exact thing
TheRabbidHD I think you misread the comment.
I was about to say that in the comments
6:53 President of Molossia meeting Abraham Lincoln (colourized)
oMG, hE dIDnT ActUaLlY mEeT HiM, lInColN dIEd AlReaDY 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
@@lbarreda I was about to rant about how it was a joke but then I realized you were probably joking
What a guy, y’all know he did this just to raise his kids in a safe and unique environment
OMGitsPylot that's what makes it so great XD
OMGitsPylot that’s actually really cool though.the only problem I have is that he doesn’t want Texans.
Most down earth comment and a great guy
Alexander no it’s tax evasion
OMGitsPylot I
Imagine this guy attempting to go to war with the US
and winning
Ayrton Coetzee that’s cool
Ayrton Coetzee lol
Ayrton Coetzee
Yeah he will...
...
...
...
Becuse the us army didn't come x'D .
USA: wait ....that wasn't troll?
😂😂😂😂😂
They are actually in war with east Germany lol
I felt sad until I realized that they don't actually take themselves seriously. Looks like fun!
Me too
The 2 things I want to do now I have watched this epic video:
1. Visit mollosia
2. Start my own country
Molossia*
@@CSRV806 thanks although I said this 2 years ago
Same
Micronation*
(Breaking news) Mollosia has struck oil!!!!
*AMERICA has entered the chat*
Lilgravyvert Reach for the sky
money money money dollar billz
*fortunate son plays*
Wild Child some folks are born... made to wave the flag
Molossia nukes the white house and takes over the world
The good ending for the world
4:54 Molossia already has more nuclear capability than North Korea
Not true
Desky its a joke you dumb fuck
Desky r/WOOOSHHHHH
it is a joke too you dumb ass
r/whoosh
Seems like a good premise for an office style TV show
Holy shit somebody work on a pilot
Excuse me while I eat this mic wait they have an Air Force?
Trailer Park Boys.
Who would win:
Republic of Molossia
Republic of Dave
Fallout reference hahaha
Republic of Dave would mop the floor with Molossia
I don't know because Dave has that new hunting rifle but mollosia has bottle rockets and rafts
Im Republic of new russia a microstate in New Jersey
Oh lord this is the greatest dilemma of my life.
The RoD is clearly superior for numbers and sheer coesion, but the RoM have clear superior of weaponry and lead.
But considering all, the RoM may even have the support of the NCR, providing more manpwer and weaponry.
So the RoM win the war
better than north korea
Shit joke.
@@enthusiastisch1922 but truthful in the end
@@enthusiastisch1922 rekt
@@enthusiastisch1922 The fuck?
Enthusiastic it is true tho
I can take down this country by myself
A dildo
@Kyle Rehbein I have me and an average sized guy. Is that enough?
I'll just bring some type of shotgun, probably drum fed. One shot, one kill.
@@user-sx4mv1qm2k Okie dokie
really?
I want to immigrate to the great molosia how to get molosian citizenship
shut up Indian!
King lion yuo racist man
You have to spell Molossia right. Capital "M" with 2 "ss". "Molossia" : )
King lion shut up lion! Go back to the wild where you belong
@@kinglion9800 racist piece of shit.....
“I’m a very down to earth guy” *wears a military uniform to do gardening and collect pizza
69 likes, make a wish!
I'm going to build a country right next to theres so I can declare war
@@antyessir2048 if you do that, I'm helping molossia as a mercenary
@@lowqualityentertainment4886 Good .
@@antyessir2048 I thought I replied to the poster, not you sorry.
Then there would be a revolution xD
Good luck, even the Americans can’t beat them
This is either the stupidest or the greatest thing I've ever seen.
PlasmaEarth the greatest
The greatest
PlasmaEarth it’s the greatest thing you’ve ever seen
Sean Murray
You've got it right.
The greatest
Then how did Molossia win the war against Mustachistan, if they have a manpower problem!?
Quality > Quantity
Superior Molossian engineering
Thrown a nuke on it
Aaron H Fuck you Aaron. I’m the only Aaron in this comment section.
Aaron S I will call the president of Molossia on you. If he’s crazy enough to go to war with East Germany who knows what he’ll do
When this guy was a kid, he probably role played. Then, someone said stay cool and he never changed. Look at him now a king!
Not king, a president!
Watch out! the United States may not like you firing rockets into their airspace.
They will just nuke them. (Aka they will just nuke them self)
NoobitMax Gaming lmfao
Molossia space program: lands rocket on mars
Space X: am I a joke to you?
😂
cn you imagine tho yea you can do that in our county without taxes and then a 5 people country gets backked by spacex
Got to be careful Molossia, if even one person enters your country you may have overpopulation. 😂
Finley L. Hahah, only takes 3 ppl to invade too...
*Takes out gun*
Finley L. 😂😂😂😂😂
@@bryanellis3125 8 years ago they got invaded for 2 days. It was 1 person.
@@coconutxd7552 It was a tragedy for this beautiful nation.
Mollosia annexes Nevada and wyoming
USA:.......... WTF....
Wyoming is 1 state away from Nevada
4:54 This country has a better military than North Korea.
King Kong Un would shit his pants if he saw that
Thats y the US president made a deal rather than attacking l 😄😄😄
AshkerTalks so... you would rather have a war that would probably result in millions of deaths? Cause that’s what you’re basically saying with your comment
Sweet baby Jesus. Their rockets can reach the USA!
Totally!
Their rocket program is still better than North Korea’s
haha true
Cheap store bought play rockets Vs. modern ICBM’s
Cheap, simple, effective if it lands on somebodies head.
north Korea can destroy the entire country. with the risk of their own demise
They can actually launch into the USA...
His English is impeccable. You cannot tell his molossian accent at all.
Child: *hits President of Molossia*
President of Molossia: *sends children to labor camp*
Woah woah woah ay ay ay ay!
Where are you going in your vacations?
*To Molossia.*
Where is that?
*In the **_middle of the desert_*
1:55 Attempted coup
ahahahaha
Its not your pizza... IS OUR PIZZA
COUP DE ATAT!!!!
Andrew Morris he bought out the opposition with pizza
LOOOOOL
As outrageous as his hobbies are, he seems like a great father :)
What's so outrageous about his hobby?
😲
Him: I found oil,
United States: sends every military personal to enforce peace!
*'peace'
Imagine Molossia wins
Looks like goodspring to me
Wayne Ford i gibe you like just because of your profile picture
99th like
Its the republic of dave
BIIIG IIIRROOOOOONNNN
Count Estroq Du château d'Estroq that is what I thought
4:54 I think the U.S.A will lose if this country declares war.
Random Ryan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Definitely more scary than the North Korean missle program
SURRENDER KIM
Secret footage of the Republic of Molossia testing it's ICBM system, 2047, colorized
Hi
I want to found my own country next to Molossa, and have a yearly multinational nerf/water gun war's.
+James Church Me too, I would like that as well XD
My associate and I are creating a 200 acre country that shall be known only as Elysium. It will be a refuge to the needy and a political asylum to those looking to get away from America.
James Church I will nule Molossia, with a bottle rocket with Coke and mentos
Anon. Slacker My nation will be called DerektDomination or DRKT dominion
Mine will be the Empire of Northeast Ohio!
Praise molossia
It’s true😂💔
He's being sarcastic, he still pays taxes to the United States.
Thats some third dan black belt dry humor.
@@eavn9684 no, it's not taxes, its foreign aid.
@@eavn9684 it's still a country
Don't be fooled! This might be the worlds next superpower!
To be honest he has a pretty big land in this ever increasing overpopulated earth and that could mean a treasure in the future
I can't wait! The next thing you know Molossia has become a country like Canada on the western side of N.America. Can you imagine? What a sight! Something new!
I honestly think if you have this profile pics you automatically get more likes for some reason.
Luis Oropeza nah, gotten more likes without, just changed pic to join the army
Sure. I mean look at their missiles testing. That's quite successful
Build a wall between Molossia and America!
america isnt a country
Make Molossia Great Again!
and make america pay for it
partyontheweeknds xoxo you mean Lesotho and south africa
vilhis Swaziland borders Mozambique as well it is not fully surrounded by south Africa like Lesotho is
It's like Petoria
As a proud graduate of the Molossian Naval Academy and an Admiral of the Molossian Navy, I'm proud of the uniqueness of this special micronation.
We must stop their testing of nuclear missiles 4:55
Bloody Nora!
Oh right!
@3:42 give Mr. Rogers his train back.
U right.
😂😂😂
Can he get me a job there?I'm planning on moving to Molossia.
Lu98ish yes u can go to the customs job
"Cat fish, not like we have a problem with it, but it's certainly banned"
Never heard that before, I didn't realize that was what he was getting at. I found his wording funny, why would something be banned if you don't have a problem with it?
Molosian: steps on US soil
ICE: go back to Mexico
Lol they bought a colony from usa
Molossia could probably take down north korea on its own.
bruhhh SMM /Miiverse dictatorship of Molossia launches fire work strike on Korea and Korea has finally surrendered
I meant North Korea
yeah and a few M80s
bruhhh SMM /Miiverse It can, it’s backed up by USA.
Mollasia has 5x the naval power
if he find oil.......democracy will come lol
Ragimund VonWallat Hahahahahahah! Literally the funniest comment I've seen in a millennium.
Cory `
lol thanks
partyontheweeknds xoxo they don’t need false claims because it is a separatist nation
partyontheweeknds xoxo They don't need false claims. It's a dictatorship.
I'd like to visit Molossia one day!
Kvmilla Have you gon ?
He’s a fucking nut job though
Hopefully you can get through customs.
I'll bet he doesn't get off by being spanked with a magazine with his picture on it. And he probably doesn't make fun of the handicapped and veterans.
You sir had lied to us you never went there
All these comments but no one talks about my boy Fred the Customs man dang smh
He's just a mannequin
In year 2050 whole Nevada was Molossia territory
Was?
2060, the whole world is Molossia now XDDD
it's like irl Ulm
3991- Fall of Molossian Union after conquering the whole galaxy.
8018- Interdimensional Republic Of Molossia rises.
*Plays tropico once*
hey, nice profile pic
SHREK I Found You! Senpai!!!
PRESTON!! STOP MARKING SETTLEMENTS!!
how about being able to move settlements instead
Preston Garvey
If it means your not marking them on the Sentinels Pipboy and occupying all his free time then sure. It co-encides with our mission to liberate and rebuild this country anyway.
Third world country near the US
Bush: they might have oil
SENOIR PAAA technically this country is more developed than most of the usa
It is a 6th world country. Look up rankings for micronations
Tobey Wyles still more developed than iraq😂
Yes. They are
Us government views video see a limo and 10 government vehicles pull up in molssia
Me: Mom, get me my AK
Mom: Why?
Me: I'm going to invade Molossia
Isqandar Zulqarnain I’ll bring my nerf gun
😂😂 bruh
The malossia will win with this incrible defense
Well the Nostalgia Critic tried to invade it, it didn't go well
Your gonna have to fight 33 people for it
"Onions. Awful things."
I'M MOVING TO MOLOSSIA AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME
LETS GO COMRADE
Tissuepaper4 Why! What about onion soup, or onion rings, or...
I know right
SOME PRETTY BIG FACTS:
MOLLOSIA HAS NO REAL LEGITIMACY
Soviet anthem plays
Imagine being in the sea fighting American Battle ships and you see the Mollossia “Dictator” Pulls up inna water floaty.
kiLL gxbriel pulls up in a wooden kayak and a bag of rocks
I would just surrender
Literally the republic of Dave from Fallout 3 lol
Sports Highlight Central thanks for this comment
Sports Highlight Central true lol
YES
One Baseball bat is enough to bring down this country.
😂
Only dream
What does Molossia and North Korea have in common?
Both their rockets don’t go very far and come down on them.
MattyB On pc Didn’t age well.
I disagree, Molossia rockets can at least reach the USA considering he is land locked by USA soil.
Both their leaders are delusional lol
Lily Golightly no u
Dodi - id say this aged quite well.
Molossia can into space
Muhammad Aizat Che Azemi tru
Of course
No
But not poland
Molosia can enter nordic
When he's in DC the cop probably thought he was crazy
Vanessa's Crazy Life he probably thought it was stolen valor
I actually really like this guy, it's pretty awesome having your own country. Just imagine the shipping that could be unfold ;))
1:53 Anti-Molossian rebels overthrowing Molossian Dictator Circa 1985 (colorised)
yungtaco oml 😂
Probably the most innocent person I've ever seen
Its the republic of dave, literally
Except dave has real followers
Kim Jong Un i agree.
Dave’s not here.
This was before the republic of dave
Ascicouz both the nations are comprised of there families
Molossia: succesfully launch their own rocket .
North korea: Shaking in anger.
Now get a seat in NATO
He watched that one episode of Family Guy.
Oh sow I got 300 likes yay.
This country is 21 years old.
@@coconutxd7552 r/wooooosh
@@DescantingTheVein t/wood, I was joking too
Also, this country can drink now
I think he did it for his kids
Can I apply for his military
can i be the secretary?
kjilk simble YOU can be in me country, Union of Fascist Dacian Republics
Gabriel P. Smurf You did your own faction? Or should I join the commitern?
Faris Zurub Like Molosia, i created a state, with own flag, own athemn, we have guns XD if you whant , you can be in Party , in army or you can be civil!
You can, on molossia.org there is the Molossian Naval Academy, where you can get your commission depending on your donation after graduating. $10 for Admiral, $7 for Commodore, and $5 for Captain
Wow I thought the smallest country was Vatican City.
Shane Dawson’s Cat it is the smallest recognized nation
metal shredder O
It's a micronation
@Predator123s sealand is still not recognized as a country
@@succiboi4045 it was actually recognized by germany look it up
How do you get citizenship of Molossia? To use US currency
Oh I surrender he’s already armed his military with balloons and has a personal pizza box
Is it true that the Molossian government is currently working on a nuclear arms program?
Molossia:we build airport
America:bruh its a drone station
Molossia:close enough
Fallout New Vegas 2 is looking good!
this comment
XD Molossia better watch out for the Ceasers Legion
The republic of Dave
- Skysiah0503 - you bet honey...
EscMad hahahah it is lol
i'm president of my own micro nation The Republic of Microstan
@@davemustaine4866
Murdered by words.
Congrats
Mine is The Kingdom of Wize
@@davemustaine4866 boi you just cremated him
@@davemustaine4866 Ouch
The flag is better than alot of different flags
🇸🇱
It is same colorway from Uzbekistan flag without the symbols
Sealand: **Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary**
Yeah that country look like an oil rig that possibly to invade it