Years ago was wandering around for my job-meter reader. This bitsa dog-no collar or ID follows me around in Spring time. Dodgy neighbourhood that everyone has dogs, mild to savage, understandably. Apart from the minute by minute nuisance, dog is grinding/rubbing itself practically everywhere & just being a pain for 3 hours. haha
@@melanie6014 Except, you know, the part where they taught a dolphin to speak by rewarding it with a fucking hand-job! Pretty sure that part was just made up by SNL's writers to tickle our collective humeri.
Look up the documentary with Margaret Howe and Peter the dolphin, it was a science experiment involving a doctor On LSD in a float tank on the top level of a flooded house while Margaret Howe and Peter lived side by side in the lower levels where she tried to teach him to speak English while bonding with him-even sexually! It’s a crazy story, can’t make this shit up! 😂
I just searched and found that peter(the dolphin) really loved that girl. And peter (the dolphin) committed suicide when they separated him from that girl. 😓 First time i got to know something like that.
Kate is gorgeous irl. She's so talented that I never really thought about her looks, but then in early 2020, just before Covid hit nyc, I was at an an open house for a condo & to my delight Kate & her partner were there, shopping for apartments, too. I said nothing, but I took frantic mental notes: Kate is tiny (shorter than I expected) & very, very slim, and her skin is ridiculously perfect. Before Covid I used to see famous people out on the street frequently; Kate is the prettiest person I have ever seen in person, bar none.
The weird thing is that it's inspired by actual events. The original researcher talked about it on an episode of Radiolab. Crazy story. www.radiolab.org/story/home-where-your-dolphin/
I remember reading something about some lady back in the day who would have sex with a dolphin she was training. No lie, that's pretty sick. I wonder if that prompted this skit.
1) This shit actually happened. Project head, John C Lilly. Dolphin-jerker, Margaret Howe (Lovatt). Dolphin's name: Peter. Documentary titled "The Girl Who Talked to Dolphins" is on BBC. 2) After funding dried up, Lilly started painful, abusive experiments (probes in the brain, gave them LSD, used jackhammers nearby to fuck with their sonar) on the dolphins. 3) Dolphins were moved too-small tanks, no sunlight, swimming in their own shit. Peter missed Margaret, became increasingly depressed and eventually inhaled infested water, drowning himself. 4) Lilly was a Ketamine addict, put himself in deprivation tanks, and believed he was being contacted by aliens. This was all inspiration for the Sega Genesis game "ECCO the Dolphin". No, seriously. Yes, a (completely untrained) woman did masturbate a juvenile dolphin during the experiment. Yes, he became unhealthily fixated on her. Yes, he was tortured, removed from her, stuck underground in shit-infested tank, and inhaled shit-water and killed himself, all while the project head was getting high off his ass and believing aliens calling themselves the Earth Coincidence Control Office sent him messages and images of castration as jokes. Lilly eventually realized what a horrific shithead he was, and spent the rest of his life making life better for dolphins, but only after mutilating, torturing, and killing several whilst high.
@@maniamani3749 the "Gerald" in this story irl actually....how does Casual Geographic describe it?.....unsubscribed from life once the experiment was over
Is no one going to talk about how amazing that animatronic dolphin is? I honestly watched it a few times before I realized it couldn't be a real dolphin.
Alright, well everyone knows that dolphins do speak all of the time. No one cared to listen until they finally all left, and sang as a parting way: ~So long, and thanks for all the fish~
That is soooo sad animal abuse in a very twisted way! The dolphin committted suicide :( seriously?! Probly cuz it was living a very unatural weird life for a freakin dolphin:( omg I wish I didn’t read the comment section on this one
This just popped into my head and with out even seeing it in months I burst out into spontaneous laughter to the point I couldn’t breathe (I live alone) ... So I then decided to watch it .... again I laughed until I thought my last breathe was gone. I hope this is how I die ... laughing at this, it’s joyous just laughing soo hard.
The manual release not only helped Jarold concentrate, it also helped reduce drag making him a more efficient swimmer. Fun Fact: In Teutonic the name Jarold means strong with a Spear.
What's funny is that this isn't very different from what really happened in John C. Lilly and Margaret Howe Lovatt's 1960s dolphin research (if anything, the true story is even weirder than this skit). Loved the realistic recreation of '60s home movie camera documentary footage, with the glaring exception of the anachronistic A/V mixer at 1:56. Kate looks equally cute with that short black pixie cut! 😘🐬
Rooster Teeth anyone? I think this is based on a true story of one time when scientists tried to teach dolphins to speak and they made a dolphin and a woman live together. The dolphin kept having sexual urges and so they would take him out on conjugal visits. However they believed that this might interfere with their test results so instead they had the woman give the dolphin hand jobs. Then they dropped LSD together. It got weird. I believe it's true.
Dolphins ( and whales) hold the frequencies of joy in the oceans ! So smart, so wild, playful, nurturing, and with their sonar, operating at different levels than many. Nature has everything to teach us. This was a funny sketch and as usual the makeup, retro-props and animal-actress synergy was five star. SNL is an amazingly produced show!!
This actually based on a true story. I went down the RUclips rabbit whole once and saw a documentary about a dolphin who actually fell in love with a scientist
"NO, no, no that's nasty!" killed me omg
I spit my lemonade out allover myself, because the look on her face and how she said it. 😂 💀
It happened in real life
I choked on my smoothie cuz of that
Watch the drunk history version, it's even funnier.
Well it’s true!
"Gerald really.... liked shame."
I'm sobbing.
The world didn't deserve this sketch.
HAAAAAAAAAAAND!
Years ago was wandering around for my job-meter reader. This bitsa dog-no collar or ID follows me around in Spring time. Dodgy neighbourhood that everyone has dogs, mild to savage, understandably. Apart from the minute by minute nuisance, dog is grinding/rubbing itself practically everywhere & just being a pain for 3 hours. haha
@@mloftin6472 best part ball haaand
It’s not a sketch
@@nostalgiamakesmecry3795 it is a sketch of real life events, moron.
Up until like, a minute, this could’ve been a real documentary
This is based off an actual story lol it *does* have a real documentary
Epic Gamer About Margaret Howe, right?
It is real
It's pretty accurate minus the bit about him enjoying being shamed
@@melanie6014 Except, you know, the part where they taught a dolphin to speak by rewarding it with a fucking hand-job! Pretty sure that part was just made up by SNL's writers to tickle our collective humeri.
*Work awhile, yank awhile, work awhile, yank awhile..."*
*Did they get their hands on my diary??*
Lol
Oh god
“A tug or two”
Might want to keep that one to your self.
😂😂🤣
"no no no That's NASTY! All of you are Nasty sick people! HELL NO!!" 😂😂😂😂😂
The only thing not in the original story
ftuck off
You should find out what happened to the Dolphin if you think this is sick.
shsh...just let it happen
Kimberly Krapohl What happened?
The friendship between Aidy and Kate pushes all their sketches to the next level.
I did not expect this sketch to be about pleasuring a dolphin but these girls sold it and I found this to be hilarious.
This is based on a real experiment. There really was a female scientist who was working with dolphins and ended up giving the dolphin hand jobs.
Someone's uncomfortable by dolphin jerking off humor....then it worked!!!
MGTOW King It is true, check radiolab, they did an episode on that.
MGTOW King what do u mean? shes absolutely right
Rebecca O'Sullivan is correct. It is a true story. Here: nypost.com/2014/06/10/the-dolphin-that-fell-in-love-with-a-human/
The fact that this is based on a true story makes it so much funnier
What really ??😂😂
@@leonelakebi7830 Peter the Dolphin!
Look up the documentary with Margaret Howe and Peter the dolphin, it was a science experiment involving a doctor On LSD in a float tank on the top level of a flooded house while Margaret Howe and Peter lived side by side in the lower levels where she tried to teach him to speak English while bonding with him-even sexually! It’s a crazy story, can’t make this shit up! 😂
Except for the part where the dolphin kills himself
Thanks for funding that one NASA
This is based on a true story. Search Margaret Howe, Peter the dolphin.
I don't want to.
no way
I just searched and found that peter(the dolphin) really loved that girl. And peter (the dolphin) committed suicide when they separated him from that girl. 😓
First time i got to know something like that.
@@FarhanShaikh-mi4jn no he commited suicide when they moved him to a place without sunshine and windows.
@@ImTheCookieMonster95
Both reasons are possible, I guess.
And here i thought this was about Gerald learning to speak...!
Forget speak, he wanted to freak!
you’re on every single snl video ive binged
I thought it was gonna be about a racist dolphin
It’s not…
@@MultiSkyman1 of course he liked to freak, didn’t you pay attention, Gerald Really Liked Shame. Yeah he one of those dolphins
OK who else knows this is a true story because of the RT Podcast?
Who is RT ?
...I did not expect to see an RT fan here, ngl. Definitely pleasantly surprised though!
Drunk history
@Seano Mac what the fuck
Russian Television. They post a lot of videos geared towards an American audience--a lot of it propaganda.
👵🏾 *“No, no, no that’s nasty! All of you are nasty, sick people! Hell no!”* 😂
This SENT me
She’s not wrong
God, her delivery of that line was gold!
Believe it or not, this skit is actually based on a true story. Only in reality, they gave the dolphin LSD as well. No joke. Look this shit up.
Austin Vawter And the dolphin committed suicide because of it
This is why I’m against animal testing.
Best part: LSD doesn't work on Dolphins. Literally nothing happened.
“You don’t have to work for fish, they’ll do *other* things”
Hbbui
It's funny yet gross because this actually happened
supertotoro123 wait seriously though?
supertotoro123 what?
......holy shit....
jeremy mercier lmao the dolphin committed suicide after he got taken away from her......why wasn't that woman arrested for beastiality though?
What the ENTIRE fuck??
The "flashback" photos of Kate with the short dark hair are incredibly attractive
Kate is gorgeous irl. She's so talented that I never really thought about her looks, but then in early 2020, just before Covid hit nyc, I was at an an open house for a condo & to my delight Kate & her partner were there, shopping for apartments, too. I said nothing, but I took frantic mental notes: Kate is tiny (shorter than I expected) & very, very slim, and her skin is ridiculously perfect. Before Covid I used to see famous people out on the street frequently; Kate is the prettiest person I have ever seen in person, bar none.
This was so weird... I loved it
CollegeMovieGeek you saw the whole thing in the minute its been uploaded...
Corey Seet uh... I watched it live
The weird thing is that it's inspired by actual events. The original researcher talked about it on an episode of Radiolab. Crazy story. www.radiolab.org/story/home-where-your-dolphin/
No yanky my wanky.
I remember reading something about some lady back in the day who would have sex with a dolphin she was training. No lie, that's pretty sick. I wonder if that prompted this skit.
i do wish they would have thrown the LSD thing in..
@Dragon born it did in the real life experiment
Kate is flawless
i have that glassy look in my eyes 👀
Moreso when standing next to the other one.
No Body not really
Ok
Except she acts the same in every sketch
i love aidy and kate's work, they're phenomenal.
1) This shit actually happened. Project head, John C Lilly. Dolphin-jerker, Margaret Howe (Lovatt). Dolphin's name: Peter. Documentary titled "The Girl Who Talked to Dolphins" is on BBC.
2) After funding dried up, Lilly started painful, abusive experiments (probes in the brain, gave them LSD, used jackhammers nearby to fuck with their sonar) on the dolphins.
3) Dolphins were moved too-small tanks, no sunlight, swimming in their own shit. Peter missed Margaret, became increasingly depressed and eventually inhaled infested water, drowning himself.
4) Lilly was a Ketamine addict, put himself in deprivation tanks, and believed he was being contacted by aliens. This was all inspiration for the Sega Genesis game "ECCO the Dolphin". No, seriously.
Yes, a (completely untrained) woman did masturbate a juvenile dolphin during the experiment. Yes, he became unhealthily fixated on her. Yes, he was tortured, removed from her, stuck underground in shit-infested tank, and inhaled shit-water and killed himself, all while the project head was getting high off his ass and believing aliens calling themselves the Earth Coincidence Control Office sent him messages and images of castration as jokes. Lilly eventually realized what a horrific shithead he was, and spent the rest of his life making life better for dolphins, but only after mutilating, torturing, and killing several whilst high.
#proudtobehuman
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I'm glad somebody knew the actual story and took the time to share it. Thanks!
And here I am, all thus time thinking that I was nuts for liking some weird porn.
Thanks!
:D
Really appreciate your comment senselocke
Aidy's versatility is nothing short of amazing.
"You don't have to do tricks for fish, they will do other things."
Eulalio Magana to funny
"Gerald really like shame!" Hahaha
FOR THE SCIENCE!!!!
Cazembe Monds work a while yank a while 😂😂😂😂
Aidy and Kate have such great chemistry.
I hate that this is based off a very real story
Are you serious?!
@@rebekahlikesmusic2723 Yep
@@rebekahlikesmusic2723 yep
The black hair looks just like the real woman.
@@rebekahlikesmusic2723 Margaret howd and Peter the dolphin. The experiment was funded by nasa
"We had to, for science" YOU BETTER STAHHHHHPPPPPP
This was.... uncomfortable.
And apparently - true...
Not for Gerald
haaaaaand
*HAAAAAAAAAND*
I'm sorry I had to but imagine waking up in the middle of the night and hearing that echoing throughout your house
@@maniamani3749 only if it's good for... the science.
@@maniamani3749 the "Gerald" in this story irl actually....how does Casual Geographic describe it?.....unsubscribed from life once the experiment was over
Is no one going to talk about how amazing that animatronic dolphin is? I honestly watched it a few times before I realized it couldn't be a real dolphin.
No... it looked really bad from the start
um Kate looks SO GOOD with short black hair
SNL did a really good job. I really gotta hand it to them.
lol hand it to them
HAAAAAAAND
The fact that this is based on true scientific experiments with dolphins in the 60s...never cease to amaze me
I did a literal spit take when Kate said “yank it off.” Literally spit Mountain Dew all over my bedroom. Just a great sketch.
Meh...
It's Mountain Dew.
Not such a big waste.
;)
Yes you spit "mountain dew" all over your wall..... lol
No it was "yank *him* off". Nobody was yanking it off that would be animal cruelty!
A literal spit take?
What's a figurative spit take if you don't mind me asking??
sick fuck
Imagine the look on Lorne's face when this was pitched.
"I wasn't sure it was ethical" 😂😂😂😂
Some say Gerald still stalks the beaches of the world. On a quiet night you may be able to hear his beatiful dolphin song....HAAAAAND!
my takeaway from this is kate mckinnon looks great with short dark hair
Agreed! I was getting vibes of her old character "Fitzwilliam."
"NO,NO,NO THAT'S NASTY!" LMAO!
This harks back to SNL's old days. This skit works because everybody plays it straight and lets the absurdity of the situation get the laughs.
Alright, well everyone knows that dolphins do speak all of the time. No one cared to listen until they finally all left, and sang as a parting way:
~So long, and thanks for all the fish~
👏👏👏yes
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anyone else think Kate with dark short hair is incredibly hot??
Kate with any hair is hot. Duh.
No she ugly
yesss! be still my little lesbian heart
She looks better like that
You sure it isn't the dolphin thing that's hot?
*Waggles eyebrows wildly*
Dolphins are also known to assault divers too when they have urges.
Craziest thing is that this is actually a true story
A “Tug” or Two and “Teach a “Dolphin” to “Speak”🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gerald liked shame
I love Aidy and Kate together. They remind me of my sister and me
This is so spot on perfect satire
This is funny. Love the response from "Sharon Hogg"
This is an actual story. This really happened.
Yeah but they forgot the part about LSD.
And the dolphin committing suicide.
That is soooo sad animal abuse in a very twisted way! The dolphin committted suicide :( seriously?! Probly cuz it was living a very unatural weird life for a freakin dolphin:( omg I wish I didn’t read the comment section on this one
@@tinajeppesen5948, listen to the Radiolab podcast on it.
@@tinajeppesen5948 and they say vegans are the weird ones?!
Every time I see dolphins all I can say is "HAAANNND!" LOL!!
At least this had a better ending for the dolphin than what really happened.
Haanndd! That was the final result of all that teaching. So hilarious!
This was creepy.
Milton De La Cruz This is based on a real thing!
I love it when they run out of ideas it ends up so random and hilarious😂
This is based on a real study.
This a real story ab a woman and dolphin.
That sketch you laugh 5 min after watching just by reminding how bizarre and and funny it was🤣
This just popped into my head and with out even seeing it in months I burst out into spontaneous laughter to the point I couldn’t breathe (I live alone) ...
So I then decided to watch it .... again I laughed until I thought my last breathe was gone.
I hope this is how I die ... laughing at this, it’s joyous just laughing soo hard.
This is actually based on a true scientific story. Radiolab even made a podcast out of it!
At first I thought this was a real BBC show...
But for real u guys nailed the editing
This is real. It happened in real life
Chelsea M like a real BBC show
i just watched a 4 minute long video kinkshaming a damn dolphin
Is it just me or are they all so incredibly funny and beautiful 😂
They should have called him Flipper, faster than lightning, under the sea!
Love how SNL starts of serious then turns funny
Oh my god I listened to that radiolab episode two days ago, this is so hilarious with more context
The manual release not only helped Jarold concentrate, it also helped reduce drag making him a more efficient swimmer.
Fun Fact: In Teutonic the name Jarold means strong with a Spear.
The sad thing is that part of this really happened in the 1960's when researchers were trying to teach dolphins to speak.
What's funny is that this isn't very different from what really happened in John C. Lilly and Margaret Howe Lovatt's 1960s dolphin research (if anything, the true story is even weirder than this skit). Loved the realistic recreation of '60s home movie camera documentary footage, with the glaring exception of the anachronistic A/V mixer at 1:56. Kate looks equally cute with that short black pixie cut! 😘🐬
“fish!”
“hand!”
“water!”
“HAND!!”
This is even more funny after hearing the tapes and seeing the pictures of the experiment, where they actually tried this.
i could tell where this joke was going as soon as she said "breeding age" lol
For some reason... it was really heart touching
They nailed those pictures I really felt like they were taken back then
"Work awhile yank while work awhile" 😆
In the memory of the hand loving dolphin...we bow our heads close our eyes and pray...
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HAAAANDS..!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
the way this was done was so accurate, kudos to the team
"Dr. Sharon Hogg" underrated name
"Gerald really liked shame". Lmao
"Gerald really liked shame"
Good lord
"So long and thanks for all the fish."
“A Dolphin named Gerald.”
-Black Friday Flashbacks-
there is a disturing amount of historical accuracy in this sketch
So long and thanks for all the fish!
I am dying...freaking Haddish KILLING IT!
Rooster Teeth anyone? I think this is based on a true story of one time when scientists tried to teach dolphins to speak and they made a dolphin and a woman live together. The dolphin kept having sexual urges and so they would take him out on conjugal visits. However they believed that this might interfere with their test results so instead they had the woman give the dolphin hand jobs. Then they dropped LSD together. It got weird. I believe it's true.
The dolphin in this shit is thinking "these dumb mother fuckers..."
The two best females on the cast love them
“Hey, you don’t have to work, they’ll do other things!” Gerald to the other dolphins
This disturbed me more than I thought it would. Like actually
Nibbles and then you find out it’s a TRUE STORY 🤢 look up peter the dolphin
The real story:
And by shame, we mean LSD. The dolphin took LSD 😮
Whose doing nasty things in here? Bad Gerald, Gerald really like shame.
That was actually my most favorite line out of this.
this literally looked like a real documentary movie
Dolphins ( and whales) hold the frequencies of joy in the oceans !
So smart, so wild, playful, nurturing, and with their sonar, operating at different levels than many. Nature has everything to teach us. This was a funny sketch and as usual the makeup, retro-props and animal-actress synergy was five star. SNL is an amazingly produced show!!
I haven't lol'd so hard in a long time.
Thank you to the entire comment section for telling me this really happened a k’spillion times
From the thumbnail it look like it was about Dolphin Tale not what I expected 😂😂
This actually based on a true story. I went down the RUclips rabbit whole once and saw a documentary about a dolphin who actually fell in love with a scientist
when tHE SUBTITLES FOR WHEN THE DOLPHIN WAS SPEAKING WAS “HAND” HAHA
Hmmm I watched a Drunk History about this
No no no no that's Nasty! XD