How to upset every country in the world | Geography Now | History Teacher Reacts
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Geography Now @GeographyNow roasts EVERY single country in the world. Mr. Terry breaks down the history behind the jokes. You better have a sense of humor for this one!
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Who got roasted the hardest?
I'm surprised you know about us, nobody seems to know we exist
All the Mexican countries.
As a portuguese and love your content by the way, portuguese and spanish is not the same. Diffent pronounciation and grammar. Want to piss off every portuguese person call us spanish is gonna be all out war. No joke we hate being called spanish. Also historically speaking the spanish only conquered Portugal by politics and they were kicked out after 60 years. So rule 1 never call Portugal Spain.
It has to be Brazil lol
Definitely not Montenegro, as their neighbor I know they embrace their stereotype😅
Truth be told, I am not sure how to insult them without mentioning their mother, but that will outright get you killed anywhere in Balkans.
edit: uuuu, the Serbian one really went in there hard😮
Australians do not drink Fosters. Calling it their national beer would piss them off.
We almost destroyed Bangladesh by making them eliminate their hemp. It literally held them together with of its deep roots. Their name translates to the Land of Cannabis people.
A lot of these were brutal.
As an Australian never even heard of Forsters, I thought it must have been an older generation thing but my parents had no idea what it was either.
I’m Australian and when I lived in London Locals asked about fosters and I honestly had no idea what the British were talking about 😂😅 I had never heard of this brand of beer before that.
MR Terry at 6:30 those aren't Caribbean countries, you mightn't have noticed, but those are the African island nations of Cabo Verde, Mauritius, Seychelles and Sao Tome and Principe which were uninhabited when the European explorers and colonialists arrived to Africa in the 15th and 16th century. So they had no indigenous peoples, they later populated by French and Portuguese slave owners and settlers, slaves from Malagasy and the African mainland, as well as indentured laborers from the Indian subcontinent, Angola and Mozambique and a few Chinese indentured laborers as well. SO that's were the joke is. The islands were uninhabited for most pre-European arrival to Africa.
If he really wanted to make fun of Somalia, he could’ve talked about failed Ethiopian war
The US one was spot on. It's very difficult to attain citizenship for those not born here, but also difficult for those born here to successfully renounce it.
No it isn't for either
I will never forget the 1-7 Brazil-Germany game. We were flying home that day on Lufthansa, a German airline. The pilot gave us a play by play, the first two-three scores the whole plane, mostly filled with Germans, cheered. After that it was just utter stunned silence and disbelief. Like did the pilot just say 4-1 Germany? Against Brazil? By the time they announced the final goal 7-1, we were nervously laughing thinking this must be some kind of prank. It was so surreal.
Watched the game (back home in Germany), and we all had various reactions. Mine was more overall shocked (cuz I played in a team for a while) since I never saw a dominant team get Massacred this badly
The old "Siam was never colonised" always gets me . . .
Perhaps not militarily, but by the 19th Century virtually the entire Siamese Civil Service comprised Chinese ministers and governors.
Walk around almost any town in Thailand and you'll find signs in Chinese everywhere, particularly on the gold shops.
Most "top politicians" and senior military officers are from Chinese families.
There's more than one form of colonisation.
Something akin to "self-colonization"
I would say to Ethiopia " Should be hard to you guys since you are a poor country but can't blame european colonialism".
Lmao!
In truth, basically none of the African nations can squarely blame Europeans for their current state. It's merely an excuse for poor governance and bad geography.
25:30 That's not how you say Czechia. It's not Chechnya. The "ch" in Czechia is a "k"... check-e-uh
The insult works, I guess
If they put Taiwan in here as a country, then nothing needed to be said. That fact alone would infuriates China 😂
Czechia has the highest consumption of beer per capita in the world, not alcohol (that must be Russia 😁).
you'll be shocked, but Russia not even in top 10
I think the Austrailia "joke" wasnt so much roasting them, as it was making every single annoying stereotype possible on purpose because that would be super irritating.
It definitley was. Firstly, no one has ever said G'day mate aside from we Australians pretend to be stereotypical. We definitely say mate tho. The most common(informal) greeting in Australia would be probably be Hey Mate. Secondly, that accent for how are you is ridiculously painful. Thirdly, Australia is very well known for Vegemite, the English version of it is Marmite, we consider Vegemite far superior and it's a bit of a point of rivalry between the countries, calling Vegemite marmite is very painful. 'Shrimp on the Barbie' is quite a famous one. We definitely say barbie, that's not a stereotype that's what we call a barbecue, however we say prawn not shrimp, we consider shrimp a very American word, but we also don't say prawn on the barbie obsessively, that just sounds weird. The dingo ate my baby quote refers to a court case in the late 70s, early 80s where a lady was camping in the outback and accused a dingo of taking her baby, when others suspected she killed the baby herself. And Forsters, I think in America is considered Australia's national beer, however no one in Australia has even actually heard of. The most popular beers in Australia would be Carlton, 4 X and Stone and Wood probably. International brands like Corona and Heineken are also popular.
As a German:
I CANNOT show this to my family. I just took mayor psychologycal damage from that. This could easily refire the whole PEGIDA movement and probably make it bigger than ever before.
as well as all the Wutbürger...
As a Scot, Scotland not in fact being a country on this list is honestly thee best roast. Job well done XD
Honestly you northern Brits 🙄🇬🇧😁
Also, the Red in the flags typically represents, "THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO FIGHT FOR THE FREEDOM! THE BLOOD OF THOSE FIGHT FOR THE FREEDOM!!! 🤘"
How to upset Czech people? Pronounce Czechia the way you do lmao
😐
As a Lithuanian I'm more offended by the lack of trying, than what he said! 😂
as a latvian i agree :)
@@martinslipskis379 Same for Slovenia, calling us Austrians is like, meeh. Your saying we are more industrious, honest and hard working then the rest of the backwards balkan? Thank you I guess?
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22:21 He forgot about Uruguay lol
He made a joke about slavery and non-indigenous people about four island nations. None of which were in the Caribbean. And you still talked about smallpox in the Caribbean
Nah, Polish people would generally say they are Central European. The main reason for that is that the term "Eastern Europe" is loaded with many negative connotations that almost nobody wants to identify as such and prefer some alternative terms. The exceptions are Russia and maybe Belarus.
Belarus is one of the countries who proudly claim to have center of europe on their territory
Yeah but they are still eastern europeans....
@@maszkalman3676 Geographically sure but culturally it makes no sense. "Eastern Europe" contains slavs, finno-uralics and numerous other unrelated cultures. They do not want to be grouped together. You could make the claim there needs to be a distinction between ex-soviet / warsaw pact countries and the rest of europe but those countries are advancing and have pretty much met the same level as western europe.
Even as a geographic term it makes no sense. Prague is further west than Vienna but Prague is eastern europe and Vienna is not. Sometimes Greece is excluded from eastern europe despite being further east than half of eastern europe.
@@jamozmynamoz6516
"those countries are advancing and have pretty much met the same level as western europe."
due east germany has not reached the same level of western europe.
Yeah the former Warsaw Pact countries in Europe all are shit, they were hit hard with the dissolutions and we experience great depopulation as well, due to migration to the West. Saying it as a Hungarian@@windhelmguard5295
I was away from the screen and thought the roast for Cameroon was about Canada. It fits pretty well. lol
5:35 that's Burundi. Forgive me if this doesn't work, I don't know how to do timestamps
7:08 The red, like it does with every national flag, represents war and the bloodshed of the country
man he REALLY got us Dutchies with the triple whammy...
- Calling all of us 'Holland' (which is the same as calling Wales, Scotland and Ireland 'England' for mostly the same reasonings)
- Heineken as best beer
- Calling us GERMANS?!
Well played, well played
As a chilean I can say: 1. Didn't know Argentina had a thing about making wine... 2. I think we have a bigger beef with Perú about the origin of the pisco 3. More than wine, I think we have a bigger problem with Argentina not acknowledging that their "dulce de leche" is just a bootleg version of our "manjar" but with better branding. 4. Sadly we have an specific tax on books so they're really expensive. Even thou our only two Nobel Prize are in Literature. 5. And yes... our spanish is... peculiar...
BTW, love Argentina
As a Swede I would have said that a better insult would have been to call us the wannabe Denmark or something. No one visits Malmö anyways, it's only a model after all.
6:40 All of those islands are in Africa, not the Caribbean.
I remember watching 7:1 live. At some point we weren't even cheering anymore.
>Mali
Oh how the turn tables
Regarding Poland, as someone else said, Poles refer to themselves as Central Europeans, as opposed to Eastern Europeans, due to not wanting to be connected to Russia, who they hate.
They legit will take any opportunity to hate on russia, and rightfully so (especially with Russia’s recent antics to Europe and the world)
For the Singapore one, chewing gum and eating is illegal on our public transport. Our country is really strict on stuff like that, it can land us a several hundred $ fine.
As for the forgetfulness part, We often leave tissue paper on tables on food courts, hawker centers, and restaurants to "chope" (not pronounced "chop", stress the o, and include the e), or reserve them while we go order our food.
I enjoyed the joke about Ethiopians as it is at the expense of the poverty tourists who film starving people while driving up the cost to access the limited food.
Surprised at how gentle he was around Slovakia
like sure, aqcting like this would get you branded like a douchebag, and make you a social pariah for life, but there are way worse things he could do, ranging from
getting you punched - mistaking us for Slovenia or thinking we are still part of the Czech Republic , or
getting you beheaded on the spot - telling us that we are Hungarians, or Turks
For the Singapore one, eating the durian fruit on public transport is an offense that comes with a fine and selling chewing gum is also illegal due to people sticking chewing gums in places like lift doors which prevented it from working. In short, he was mocking the weird behaviour that we exhibit which is so ludicrous and widespread that they had to be outlawed.
For the forgetfulness part, its not really a jab (at least in my opinion) but basically in Singapore to reserve a seat at say a crowded foodcourt, you would leave items on the table (typically a card or tissue paper or your bag) to indicate that it is taken. I don't see it as a jab because, as many expats would also agree, the fact that our society is so safe to the point where you are comfortable to leave your items out in the public and know that it will not get taken/stolen is a positive thing.
Trust me, no-one in Finland cares about not being Scandinavian. We do hate speaking to people in a bus, though.
I thought the Norwegian/swedish thing was hilarious when I lived in Minnesota lol btw my great great grandfather sailed his fishing boat to the US from Norway (ive met relatives from Bergen)
I think Afghanistan is the hardest Roast
You should watch his “A letter to…” series. He went to Afghanistan, Turkmenistan, Ethiopia and Brazil so far and he does some really cool stuff
As a Dane: There was a study done on the whole "happy people consuming loads of anti-depressants-thing"... Turns out that people will always compare themselves to whomever is around them. So here we have a lot of people feeling even worse when they get depressed because it's hard to be "not as happy" as the people around you. In fact - the medication is not the largest issue - but rather the fact that we are also really high on the "self-deletion" scale - for the exact same reason. It seems kinda odd at a glance - however when you think about it, it is logical that you feel the impact and isolation of depression even more when everyone around you are so "annoyingly" happy!
I get that feeling when I go to concerts -alone. I might just want to enjoy the band and the music, but not being able to share it with someone is stressful.
Poles don't say they are western European, we are in central Europe, with other countries like Czechia, Slovakia, Hungary (and people who have problems with that and still want to say Poland is in eastern Europe should know that geographical center of Europe is either in Poland or Lithuania, depending on what anyone is classifying as Europe)
No, we indeed never recovered from the 7x1
(Am German) ye that game really did hurt you guys so bad… not to mention it was right after the traumatizing injury from Neymar which alone did shock the team. That’s why I don’t joke to you Brazilians about the game, because of how emotionally and mentally hurt you guys were.
Wait… do you not know how to say Czechia? Because at 25:33 you said it wrong and you said it wrong at the start too
We literally lost a war to Emus.
You could also piss them off by saying AFL looks like rugby
Couldn’t he have also said that “Vegemite is your version of Nutella?”
Cuz I did see some Aussies get rattled about it
@@matt_v_photo IDK, both Vegemite and Nutella are pretty much loved by Aussies. I dont think it would piss them off. The Foster's one is already good. No real Australian drinks Foster's. Saying shrimp instead of prawn is a classic way to piss em off.
1920 as a Romanian indeed was a good year
For some reason everyone thinks that Bangladesh was made from partition but it was still part of Pakistan then it came in the 1971 war of India and Pakistan
i actualy called the brazil one.. this moment was legendary through history.. i wonder if in few generations they'll blame aliens for nerfing brazil socceer team down back then
I am Zambian. I am NOT Zimbabwean! Do NOT call us Zimbabweans!
😂😂
I’ve followed Geography Now for around 4 years. It’s crazy he’s finally got to his final country profile video after nearly ten years of making them.
Nice seeing you comment on this one.
I don't follow soccer, but the "he speaks Portuguese" really doesn't mean that much since Brazil was colonized by Portugal so Portuguese is the national language. Iirc its the only South American country that speaks Portuguese instead of Spanish
If i remember the numbers accurately, Mali in the middle ages had more gold than the US had in Fort Knox before the whole Federal Reserve came about
As an Argentine, you CAN visit the falklands... :V obviously most of us dont do it out of spite... X_X but argentines ARE allowed in obviously..
I was so scared. Im a Swede, i was so scared that he would say "So, you are bascially Norway, right?"
But i got mad at Norway and IKEA. Hahahha holy hell he hit the mark spot on.
Cabo Verde, Mauritius, São Tomé & Principe, and Seychelles are islands off the coast of Africa. I can see why you’d think they are Caribbean but they aren’t 6:41
That's part of the joke...
As Austrian I am upset that his try was that lame. Most people who dont speak English wouldnt even get it, and even many people who can speak English would understand because no one really thinks about it for the most part
I had a big fahrt in Austria but couldn't see any kangaroos :(
Lol Seriously beautiful place. Love from Australia
Same for Slovenia, I was like.. enh, "ok" don't see an insult here since 1/3 of modern Austria used to belong to Karantania, the first "Slovenian" state back in 700th century.
@@Geraduss Slovenia is gorgeous.
17:38 as a malaysia honestly if malays heard that they would be pisssssed off while the chinese will just be confused
Oh, definitely. This bit struck a nerve in me🤭
Australia alternate: "Oi! Oim Steve Irwin 'ere with some lovely rays... OW! OYY NOYY, MOYY LEYG!!"
I disagree with the simplicity thing. Canada's flag, it's simple, have you ever tried to draw it? I'm 40 now and still can't make the leaf look right, let alone when I was a child. Lol
Worst thing on that list was putting tea in the microwave!!! Jesus Christ what is wrong with you???!!!!
Flag simplicity rule: as a former child that loved drawing flags, I can't agree more!
But at the same time, I gave my voice in favour of changing the actual Luxemburgish to the "red crown-lion flag" sme years ago. You can guess the Grand-Duchy I am citizen of.
And yeah, a little upset about what they did to us. Could defintely have been worse.
7:08 THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO FOUGHT FOR FREEDOM!
Damn, Australia really got off easy. Surely there could've been jokes around deadly animals or most of the country being uninhabitable.
Italians lose their wings duh then you have to scream I BELIEVE IN GABBAGOOL three times to get their Nona to slap them out of their coma 😂
Geography Now is one of my favorite channels. He's going to finish his 193 and final country vid this fall.
Best roast of Australia is on immigration when they ask you for priors: I didn't know they were required anymore to enter your country.
I think what Mr. Terry said about the Kyrgyzstan flag pisses the Kyrgyz off even more than what Geography now said 😂😂😂
Bolivia one hurt me so bad, and I'm not even from there 😂🏖️
I feel like he could've gone harder against us Brits, though I find it funny that he just had UK and no Wales or Scotland.
Hehehehehehe definitely not gunna use these
hearing you talk about going on google earth nightly has to be one of the most history teacher things ive ever heard and i love it
I loved this one. It's pretty funny!
I can't decide which is better, they are all pretty good and funny, lol.
4:32 also Barbs actually made that exact mistake when making the Brazil video and he got absolutely *flamed* on back then
He missed out on Colombia. Ask them about that Canal that could have made them a world power.
My dad is on his way to Warsaw for a conference. En route to the airport today, he said that he had looked online and that "there is nothing to do in Warsaw." Nothing to do. In a European capital city.
You should react to Paint with Politics video on Eastern Oregon joining the State of Idaho.
I'm from Croatia and I'm not kind of upset at all because there are some more meen things. So he failed😅
For the CAR, the red line is because they are on the equator
As a Swedish person, Inam not even upset. I just shake my head over how true it is, and how sad it is. I am not even surprised anymore when i hear thet we had another shooting or bombing here.
Hey Terry! You should react to "Every country portrayed by minecraft"
It's a little old and outdated, but could still be funny
what's the polish guy doing on the ice? breaking in.
21:33 This is very true, that is one of the worst. We are like simblings. Where, one of them used to bully the other for a very long time, but now we are friendly rivals always trying to over go each other.
When i visited Belize they were complaining about Guatemala, because the river flowing from Guatemala through Belize City into the Caribbean was brown, because of the trash thrown into it and flowing downriver from Guatemala. I will admit, thats according to people in Belize, so may be biased from their end, just saying what i was told when I was there
Why does it sound like you're saying Chechnya instead of Czechia? Is that intentional? 😅
I found it highly entertaining tbh, if you roast everyone, then there will be something you laugh about that is aimed at an opposing country to yours, so once you laughed, you can no longer be offended about the jokes made on your country (cause if offended, you're a fussy! lol)
And that's the thing, these are jokes, made to poke a little fun and make you laugh or go oooooh, oh no you didn't! (which basically still is a laugh if you think about it)
I do love that they kinda tossed out the PC book here, cause "politely" rude comedy is still the best there is, that's why British comedians kick butt so hard ;)
I don't think you really understood the point of the video. He wasn't saying that he agreed with these things. He was saying they were inaccurate things to say that would annoy people who live there. You're not supposed to agree with them, you silly goose.
Is there a part 2 with Sweden?
I loved this video when it came out, just wish he'd had someone double checked his flags and labels
As an Iranian, I admit I got pissed off so bad😂
Honestly, I would recommend you to react to his videos where he visits the countrues
Ah, Georgia, the home of Coca-Cola, Stone Mountain, and the 1996 Olympics!
You should check out some of Habitual Linecrossers's shorts. He calls Poland the European Texas 🤣🤣
As Indonesian, I feel like that there's better roast for my nation. Just say this;
"Pencak silat is from Malaysia! Oh, and wayang too. Don't claim their culture"
Have you come across Horrible Histories? Might be a bit too UK/European based and too young for your students but its done more for historical general knowledge here than anything else since rote learning.
as a filipino the Philippines one HURT 😅
It was never about being funny. The only goal was to upset people...
14:47min As teenagers we said "When you light a cigarette at a candle, a seaman dies." And in reference to Turks bein a big population in Germany soneone responded "And when you light a cigarette on a lighter, a Turk dies."
He sure hit the nail on the head for Canada
My dad is from American Samoa and even though AS is a territory, we somehow came up good in this lol
Hey man, My dad believes in The U.S.A. America and Mexico America.