I could watch these all day, but then I'd be late for work and out of a job. Also, I almost passed out from laughing to hard; some of these were pretty damn funny!
My favorite one was "Piano becomes the teeth" because I had a flashback of those old cartoons, where a piano fell on a character and when they reappeared, they had piano keys for teeth.
That dude didn't even try. Just so fed up with everyone laughing at their posts that they just headbutted their computer, typed on some emojis and clicked send.
Munequita86 Edamame is pronounced [ Ed-ah-ma-meh], so it makes sense not to recognize it like that xD I know it's pronounced that way pretty much everywhere, but it's still easy to mix up
; The Tongue Of Angels it’s “if you feel me thumbs up, if you don’t, thumbs up anyway cause you will, thumb thumb thumbs up... cause you cause you cause you will thumbs thumbs up.. thumbs upupupup” ... I am not creep at all
Man, all those those people cooking up these meals need to, "GET A DICTIONARY!" They sure don't know how to spell, "Bon appetit!" I know it's French, but DAMN... >.
I'm laughing at the "how tf you shrink bread" 😂😂😂
I don't care yes that one had me laugh out loud. almost woke everyone up 😂
Elizabeth lizz don't wry same but I was like how tf u don't know that's cereal?! it might be because that's what I have 4 breakfast evryday
I don't care same 😂
we don't have it in england
Emily Harvey I know we don't R.I.P England ;-;
"Bong Asshole Sneeze" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 My favorite!!
Game Geeks Inc. My favorite one was mom tap the beef
Blind refugees
My favorite is box up the queef
Kick out the teeth
Loan stab a chief was my faves lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Smack the pony and leave"😂😂hahahaha I'm dead☠☠
😂😂😂
A
Leave the pony alone! What'd it ever do to you?
This is valid whether or not you like My Little Pony, btw.
Blind refugees!
DRONE SLAP DA QUEEF 🤣😂
DOBRE ARMY I read this comment when he said that lol what a coincidence
"Call me gourd on ram see."
Somebody please tweet that to him right fucking now.
Let me know how that goes.
Cteklite on it
Cteklite I did it.
Cteklite My twitter is @BlackTheWolfe for proof.
jason drehobl I can't find your tweet. comment the link. I am dying to see this lololll
MOM!
Mom: what is it
I HAVE FLEAS
"BOB ATE THE DAMN MEAT" I CANT
BAAB
claire rose paseggiliti
ItsAudreyGrace Spain get the e
👌😂😂😂. Bye gurl
Blind refugees😂 omg that's enough internet for the day 😂
Loan stab a chief😂
I saw one that said "Bony african feet."
Sydnee Nichols Blonde amputee 💀
n0ir yes! That's an inside joke between me and one of my best friends! Bony African feet :)
Marsha B I died at that too😂💀
"Bon cap atweet" almost died laughing and woke my husband...oh well 😂
"box up the queef"
*dies of laughter*
I was dying the entire time.
Kiran Puri then rip you
Kiran Puri SAME
then get to the hospital
Same with me bro
Kiran Puri same
I don't care if some of these were messed up on purpose, they are too funny!
i swear a majority of my brain cells just packed a suitcase and vacated my skull after that...just why? 🙈🙈
leanne G Hahahaha.
leanne G W. 😂😂😂
leanne G 😂😂😂😂
leanne G BOX UP THE QUEEF!
I’m dying he said why are you all queefing through this video 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I've been dying this whole video...
Someone help! It hurts to breathe! I need oxygen! 😂
Beaxh Bxtch Same😂😂 and I love your name
Same though 😂
Take a huge breathe in and blow it all out!
Hi NCTzen
OXYLEN X howdy
Me everytime Alonzo reads a post: there's no way this can get funnier.
"Boing application"
*dies of laughter*
I can relate😂
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO RIGHT
"My girl just made some smack the pony and leave. Blind refugees" 😂😂😂
"Ass pegasus"😂😂😂
Bong asshole sneeze😂😂😂😂😂I'm done😂
Glibby No Curr and most of them talking about queef though 😂😂😂
I literally was crying because your reaction to everything is HILARIOUS!!! #Boneappleteeth 😂😂😂
*#bum* *#sniff* *#ya* *#feet*
@Alani, YES!
"Bong Asshole Sneeze"😂
😂😂😂
I was in tears, hilarious 😂😂
I cannot stop laughing watching this one. Omg. 😂
My face hurts from laughing so hard 😂😂😂
This was the best video yet! I was dying 😂😂😂
AHAHAHA, I SWEAR YOUR LAUGHTER IS CONTAGIOUS I'M ALREADY SCREECHING AND NOW I'M WHEEZING
This kills me every time I watch it 😂
“Bomb the Japanese” will never get old 💀💀💀💀💀
Some people just need to turn off auto correct
Or on.
or they need to get it xDDD
Riley Joy Buterbaugh no because auto correct nowadays is just terrible lol
AnimeJT Shadow you can do that? TEACH ME
Kyle Campbell Settings, keyboard, turn off auto-correction
Lmaooo this is my favourite meme trend 😭😂😂
7:08 I cant breathe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 "looks about right" 😂😂💀💀
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. My sides actually hurt.
It's 3:00 in the morning and I'm over here dying, trying not to wake anyone up😂😂😂
Jianna Davis Good Good
“Bob ate the meat”
“BOB!” 😂😂😂
I could watch these all day, but then I'd be late for work and out of a job. Also, I almost passed out from laughing to hard; some of these were pretty damn funny!
My favorite one was "Piano becomes the teeth" because I had a flashback of those old cartoons, where a piano fell on a character and when they reappeared, they had piano keys for teeth.
I did eat the meat. and it was good. very good
........Did you have the, "Choke lit," and, "Bone anna's?" XD
lol
Bob Duncan Where's Charlie
Bob Duncan IM CALLING THE POLICE
Bob Duncan noice
7:05 IM DEAD. bone apple tea 😂😂
Your Mom
yeah looks about right
Yeah sounds about right
That dude didn't even try. Just so fed up with everyone laughing at their posts that they just headbutted their computer, typed on some emojis and clicked send.
I lost it when he said "Bamboozled Chief Keef"
this is the absolute funniest one of his. I'm in tears.
Bob Hollywood me too!!
BLIND REFUGEES!!! 😩😩😩😩😭😭
yes!!!! so happy to see the "boing application" made the cut. Me and my husband have be cracking up over this since we saw it 😂😂😂
Did someone just really call asparagus an ass pegasus lololololol
4:40 did anyone else Laugh as Hard as Alonzo 💀💀 im Dead asf rn..
Yes
""Bob ate the meat"... BOB.!!! Bob ate the damn meat.!"... kill me now I cannot breathe 😭😂💀
"Bob ate the meat"......"BOB"
Octo Boi98 WHY BOB WHY?!
Bob😂😂
Love coming back to this video every couple years. It's a true masterpiece! Thanks again Alonzo!
Lmao, haven you not heard of "Edamame" 😂
Munequita86 Edamame is pronounced [ Ed-ah-ma-meh], so it makes sense not to recognize it like that xD I know it's pronounced that way pretty much everywhere, but it's still easy to mix up
Munequita86 - are you talking about ed and mami?
I feel like my brain cells choked on poison and died after reading this BS
Dude. I was about to correct your spelling on choked then I realized that you actually spelled it right after it typed it the same way haha
So we just gonna ignore the fact that somebody called broccoli a mini vegetable tree?😂😂😂
I feel like people be doing this stuff to get on this his show 😂😂😂😂
Aja Moore true💀💀💀💀
Pronouncing and spelling things incorrectly is becoming a trend on SM I've noticed
still funny tho😂
Haha they are, after the first "bone apple tea" meme came out, they keep trying to get the more and more ridiculous.
A few of those can only be explained with a voice input though.
Drowning in tears from laughing so hard.
I'm laughing so hard, I actually had to pause the video to get some tissues to wipe my tears. keep em coming.
Alonzo Lerone will die of laughter with our stupidity
This video had me laughing so hard I cried 😂😂😂
What drugs are these people on?!
*ITS BON APPETIT*
i laughed sooo hard at this video
bone apple tea
Bob ate the meat. ❤
Tuffy Baxton bears chill and creep
Tuffy Baxton I would like but the likes are 69 xD
When my cousin was little, she would say, "bone apple steve"!
alonzo laughed so hard he almost died of suffocation 😂
When I watch your videos it’s funnier when you don’t understand and you sit there confused. I live for it.
Can you make a shirt: "if you feel me thumbs up, if you dont, thumbs up, but you will thumbs up"
Pamela Fashion I don’t know why but I read thumbs down every time
Edmonson west side highschool because of the "don't"
; The Tongue Of Angels it’s “if you feel me thumbs up, if you don’t, thumbs up anyway cause you will, thumb thumb thumbs up... cause you cause you cause you will thumbs thumbs up.. thumbs upupupup” ... I am not creep at all
It was not a good idea to try to drink some water while watching this video
Jaelyn Martinez lol I had a banana smoothie and kept choking on it laughing. Totally relate xD
I'M CRYING. SEND HELP
Ashley Allin SAME HALP
Ashley Allin IM DYING FROM LAUGHTER SEND HELP
you all need to chill tf out
Ashley Allin IM DEAD THO
JordanOfShinies 😂😂😂😂
Anyone else dying of laughter while watching this??!😂😂😭
Man, all those those people cooking up these meals need to, "GET A DICTIONARY!" They sure don't know how to spell, "Bon appetit!" I know it's French, but DAMN... >.
I think this was a trend or something after someone tried to spell bon appetit and auto correct ruined it idk lol
Bon appetit more like bone apple teeth
"Box up the queef" Oh shit, I can't breathe lmao
crab apple sneeze
You’ve made so many videos and this has to be one of my favorites!! I was dying the whole time!! Thank you!
I lost it with Gordon Ramsey xD
I have watched dumbest fails so much that instead of say ketchup I did say cat syrup my mom gave me a confused look . 3:26
might as well call me cat syrup then lol
"Bamboozle chief keep" had me dying. That's too funny lol
MY THROAT HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH
His teeth are brighter than my future
Flarehoodviperart same.😑
This video is so funny I keep rewatching it and it never gets old please make another 😂
HOW THE HELL DO PEOPLE GET "BON APETIT" WRONG SO MUCH?!?!?! SERIOUSLY? !?!?!
Oh damn. I spelt it wrong 😂
Bethan Sey boner ankle three
I'm not gonna life if I never seen the word I wouldn't be able to spell it either 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I heard it. This my first time seeing the word.
How do people spell bong cape tit incorrectly
It was a meme at the time
Please make another one of these 😂
My stomach hurts from laughing!!!
Bon Flick my Clit
I think Bon Flick My Bean would've been better
Bong Asshole Sneeze 👌
Bone African Feet
It's been one year and I still laugh at this everytime😂😂
If im sad i just get to your channel. Crying from laughter is the best kind of crying
He needs a part 2
This is part 55...
He means a part 2 of this specific video
I think I lost too many brain cells watching this.😭😭
You’re literally my favorite RUclipsr. Only thing I wish was you had more merch
Nothing on the pasta in a vase?
Mooooom! Bob ate the meat!
"phone apple feet" LMAO!
"Bomb the Japanese"
**latches onto Kiku** nu I must protect the cinnamon roll
Loan stab a chief 😂 I think that's enough internet for me today
I can’t pick which one was more hilarious I was bustin up the entire time 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I blame the bon appetite on auto correct 😂
Springtrap 223 *Appetit
I'm watching twd n realized that Alonzo looks a lot like father Gabriel
Motive omg he does
Yes he does!
I thought the same thing!!
Yes he does
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I'm literally over here wheezing... every time I watch this one and the "pregnant" one 💀
If this was a try not to laugh challenge, I would have lost already lol
Bone in my cheek! 😂😂 IM LITERALLY DYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is legit my favorite video on the internet 😂😂
the Ken doll 1 was funny.😂
+ShadeOf Pinks 😭😭😂😂💀
alright, okay
I am eating lunch and then Miss Piggy decides to be savage... grand.
Suga Infires 😂😂💀💀
My water came out my nose at the “ass Pegasus” 😂😂
"Call me chef boiled tea" 😂😂😂
"smack the pony and leave" yoooooo🤣😂
Hey Alonzo I'm a new subscriber! I love gettin stoned and watchin your vids cuz your laugh is so contagious! And your reactions are priceless 😂😂
2:06 ... what the hell is a jabroni?
*Me: Ask The Rock* 😂
alonzo:am I the only one who tasted urine after I read that
me:I don't know what urine taste like😭😂🙊
kpop goddess22 If you smelled it then it tastes like that a bit.