I m 7, im Albanian and didn t start learning English in school yet, Im in the first class begining due tomorrow, because this is when we start in Albania and still can spell and write better. HOW THE FUCK DID SOME OF THESE IDIOTS GOT GRADUATED ?? Please explain me y all. Am I an idiot that knows 3 foreign languages +Albanian languange at age 7. Seriously!!!! I AM AMAZED.
about the hair curler? if you were gonna use it for that purpose, umm a) wouldn't the box say what it was or have a picture of someone curling their hair on it, and b) WHY WOULD YOU PLUG IT IN?!?!
Lol top thing is also a pregnancy test. HCG is the pregnancy hormone ;) I feel sorry for her baby though. Maybe someone will get her a dictionary for her baby shower
He never Googles anything. In one video he was mocking Cripps Pink Apples for being a misspelling of "Crisp" Apparently he didn't have the time Google the fact Cripps Pink Apples is a brand of apples.
I’m sorry I have to... “That’s not a pregnancy test” 🤣🤣🤣 HCG is the hormone that woman have in increasing levels in their blood when they are pregnant. Too bad you didn’t write that comment, you could have roasted yourself lol
OMG... I am sick with a cold my 7 year old decided to "share"... And all I've done is binge watch your videos... You are hilarious... Thanks for making my stay at home fun...
My favorite excuse from poor spellers is: "This is the internet. Not a college paper." Really? I hope people realize that potential employers will be looking at your stuff (especially on Facebook) and won't hire you if you can't spell basic words like "sale" or use correct punctuation. Not to say you have to perfect. But come on. At least proofread before you hit "enter" or go back and fix it. In other words, make an effort.
Spelling doesn't matter to me because I mean it's the internet not college papers . But when you say something stupid like " 93 hours in 3 days" than that's the point they're "uneducated "
I'm saying like if you know how to spell a word but it's social media so you cut letters I don't got a problem but if you don't know how to spell it it point blank than that's something else
So like instead of saying something I say "sum" it idiots who can't spell they might say "sumeting" or anything like that If that makes u believe I'm uneducated that's on you "ion" really (it means I don't for you slow people)
Dude you make me cry with laughter every time I watch your shows, best one ever is, the lamp detention slip, "lighten the f@@k up", just thinking about it now and I'm in tears laughing 😂 😂😂
No no no. You don't understand. I know my homie thebootydiaries. I follow her on tumblr. She LITERALLY wants a pet bagel. Like an edible bagel as a pet.
There was a poster in one of the classes at my old high school. "There is no elevator to SUCESS. You have to take the stairs" it was handmade and had a cool layout and everything but I laughed at it every single time I saw it
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"Getting paid hourly > getting paid celery"
Well, it's true. If I was paid celery, I'd be pretty angry.
But...but...if you were paid in celery you could add that to your seizure salad!
Suzanne Calulu is zip GM
Unless you're a rabbit. 🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇
Worse than being literally be paid in bread
🤣
93 hours in 3 days! Wow. That is 31 hours a day. Such epic-ness. I hope one day I can control space & time.
KatsaPoBane lol. We might have just found LingLing
@@OnyaB what is a LingLing
XD the only way I can think of that could work is if you were on call in the hospital-maybe a resident or a doctor
@@OnyaB glad to see another TwoSet fan here ❤️❤️
@@alexwolf3476 ❤️❤️❤️❤️ totally a LingLing wannabe. Nice to see another Twoset Fan.
That "bitch where" makes me cry every time. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Seriously his next shirt has to be chiguaguas
+ALONZO LERONE 😂😂😂
+ALONZO LERONE lol
+ALONZO LERONE lol
Or shawawa :p
+ALONZO LERONE both of them side by side lol
This was my very first video when I found these videos. He's my favorite RUclipsr of all time! I always look forward to Alonzo's videos.
5:13 What's ironic is that they spelled the first "dictionary" right, but they misspelled it the second time LOL
UnrealGamer6/Evan They probably just messed up on the second one
UnrealGamer6/Evan s and a are right next to each other it was a typo
Easy mistake, I do it all the time
UnrealGamer6/Evan it’s called a typo
They’re not an idiot
i want some little seizures... but hold the epilepsy.
😂😂😂😂
lol
Lmao 😂😂😂😂
I'd prefer one without the spasms.
You want a seizure salad with that?
after I watched this video I didn't know how to spell anything really and I'm not entirely sure why
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I m 7, im Albanian and didn t start learning English in school yet, Im in the first class begining due tomorrow, because this is when we start in Albania and still can spell and write better. HOW THE FUCK DID SOME OF THESE IDIOTS GOT GRADUATED ?? Please explain me y all. Am I an idiot that knows 3 foreign languages +Albanian languange at age 7. Seriously!!!! I AM AMAZED.
same here
about the hair curler? if you were gonna use it for that purpose, umm a) wouldn't the box say what it was or have a picture of someone curling their hair on it, and b) WHY WOULD YOU PLUG IT IN?!?!
cuz they thought it was a vibrating dildo
they just that dumb
He wanted to curl his asshole
@@goldylocks1932 LMFAO
You gotta make "Chiguaguas" a T-shirt LOL!!!
I was going to suggest that! xD I would buy that shirt for my friend xD
What about shawawa?
That's probably the stupidest idea I've ever heard.
I totally agree. WE NEED THIS TEE SHIRT FROM YOU!!!
***** LOL! That too
"Chiguaguas" XD
Want a shawawa?
That needs to be on a shirt lol. XD
I laughed so hard at that part 😂
What bread is it?
(from a dumbest tweets video)
this reminds me when some one was selking "shawawa's" in one of his older videos lmao :☆
New hit single - ♪ Le Shawawa Chiguagua ♪ xD lol
fr fr Chiguaguas has to be the next t-shirt or ill commit sue of side
I'll comment sue on side two
Smh I'd rather Kill myself then commit sue of side :/
ya eyell commit sewerside to
SHAWAWA😂
Issa Mathers 😂😂
His voice reminds me of Big Mama! 😂
I think your friend was trying to say "Congrats, *at least* one of us turned out successful."
Do a pregnancy test fail compilation
how could he do that when he cant even realize both of those were pregnancy tests?
@@Thewigglyplant huh?
7:41 Yes, both of those are pregnancy tests. BTW, LOVE the Cookie Monster shirt!!!!
i was wondering if anyone caught that.
It says HCG!!! THAT'S THE PREGNANCY HORMONE!!!
Ms.MerryMadness yes... and all of the pregnancy tests are supposed to detect that hormone in the urine.. so what's your point?
hemmuu1 her point is that it's a pregnancy test, but Alonzo said it wasn't.
Whatever the case may be, the broad was pregnant. It's 2021 so if she had it it's what?? 3, 4 years old now??
Watching a bunch of these in a row and now my chest hurts from laughing. I love this channel.
The main reason I like his videos is the song at the end😂😂 but he’s funny af too
Lol top thing is also a pregnancy test. HCG is the pregnancy hormone ;) I feel sorry for her baby though. Maybe someone will get her a dictionary for her baby shower
I was looking through the comments waiting for someone to point it out. lol
yeah I might give Alonzo a pass on this one since he's not a woman but why didn't he search Google? it takes a second
lol
He never Googles anything. In one video he was mocking Cripps Pink Apples for being a misspelling of "Crisp" Apparently he didn't have the time Google the fact Cripps Pink Apples is a brand of apples.
+Jack Faire He has a tendency of making mistakes. he needs to invest more time into reading/analyzing dumb tweets.
OMG WHEN U PUT IN WEIRD ALS WORD CRIMES IN I ALMOST SCREEEAAAMED!!!! IM SO HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
watching all these tweets got me thinking of what words they actually ment... I literally cried inside
Meant*
that top test WAS a pregnancy test.👍 It's a cheap one for like $0.89 or $1.😂
And the type used in Urgent Care clinics.... Js
yup...in a giant bin at Walmart with a bunch of other meds and lube and stuff lol. 88 cent bin!
The top test looks like a drug test, that you can buy at the dollar store as well.
Yep! Lol!
It's a positive drug test
"Don't let the heaters drag you down and let the dictionary drag you up"
But but Alonzo that is a pregnancy test.....
thats what i said lol
He was talking about the HCG levels Test Above the Pregnancy Test lol
They are both pregnancy tests. Ive used both. The HCG one is from walmart.HCG is the hormone that pregnant woman have in their urine.
+ShexLeggo -- ....Are you sure you're female? hCG is a pregnancy hormone..........lol
Magnimazing 😂
That "Bitch Where" always gets me.
Please make your videos longer! I LOVE THEM!!! And now am addicted!
Okay I've seen/heard Chakqinki, Chaguaga, and Chugwuwu. Two of those are my friends trying to spell *chihuahua*
Once Upon a Night | Now you know what to get them for their birthday.
3:55 I believe that Emma is talking about Tom Holland's Peter Parker not being the original one in Captain America Civil War.
Just started watching Alonzo ! I’ve been missing out for yrs!🤣🤣🤣🤣
9:27 "What the hell is a condom" - Alonzo
rose hathaway u use it to not get pregnant 🤰
And just think, they were so close to spelling CONDONE right XD
7:43 that is actually a .99-$1 pregnancy test. Depending on where you live the price will vary.
Heather Davidson Walmart carries
I’m sorry I have to...
“That’s not a pregnancy test” 🤣🤣🤣
HCG is the hormone that woman have in increasing levels in their blood when they are pregnant.
Too bad you didn’t write that comment, you could have roasted yourself lol
6:18 - 6:35 Correction: Hawaii used to be a country till became a state of the United States of America on August 21st 1959.
Envious Green well yeah, but Facebook definitely didn't exist when Hawaii was a country.
Envious Green "untied" XD
Ellie Parker maybe the person traveled back in time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Envious Green sorry Hawaii was not a country it was a territory before August 21,1959
Joshua Singer "Shotgun marriage" lol
I'm friends with the graduation class of 216 😭😭😭😭😭
I graduated with them smh
Did you say 216 on purpose? 😂😂
No, our spanish teacher wrote that without even noticing
+Luis Martinz Oh ok 👌😂😂
I'm so addicted to your RUclips videos. They're so funny I can't stop watching
Condom -----> Condone.
dude what kind of steroids did the cookie monster take.
Krimson 1798 syrup
OMG... I am sick with a cold my 7 year old decided to "share"... And all I've done is binge watch your videos... You are hilarious... Thanks for making my stay at home fun...
thebootydiaries is a troll blog. she does it on purpose, sweaty
It's sweetie ☝🏻
+TAE penguin it's sweaty,,????
+Aquamoonrock✋🏻 no it's sweetie. Your spelling sweat like sweat pants
Maybe she likes it sweaty Idk.
sweaty pea 1-800-did-i-ask
My favorite excuse from poor spellers is: "This is the internet. Not a college paper." Really? I hope people realize that potential employers will be looking at your stuff (especially on Facebook) and won't hire you if you can't spell basic words like "sale" or use correct punctuation. Not to say you have to perfect. But come on. At least proofread before you hit "enter" or go back and fix it. In other words, make an effort.
It's mostly high schoolers, college kids,or uneducated people.
+taoist40 So, basically about 2/3 of the world's population then? Yup, seems about right.
Spelling doesn't matter to me because I mean it's the internet not college papers . But when you say something stupid like " 93 hours in 3 days" than that's the point they're "uneducated "
I'm saying like if you know how to spell a word but it's social media so you cut letters I don't got a problem but if you don't know how to spell it it point blank than that's something else
So like instead of saying something I say "sum" it idiots who can't spell they might say "sumeting" or anything like that
If that makes u believe I'm uneducated that's on you "ion" really (it means I don't for you slow people)
I really enjoy your videos. I'm sick but you still make me smile. Thank you.
Anyone else notice that Cookie Monster is on his shirt😍😂
9:57 the dog is so cute!
You deserve a billion followers.! I know I got bad grammar so I be laughing my butt off😂😂😂 you actually deserve a damn show. I know I'll watch it
The booty diaries does shit like saying they want a pet bagel all the time. It's their thing. They weren't being serious.
HOLY CRAP ONE OF THEM INVOLVED TWENTY ØNE PILØTS |-/
Twenty One Pilots is for edgy teen emos
+Supercowman not just emo
What?
Twenty One Pilots are so boring thoughhh, I've got no time for crappy indie pop ;)
fuck that band
Damn Alonzo. Your videos gonna have me up all night. I'm hooked. Great videos man.
I'll have some little seizures with a side of epilepsy... I'm terrible.
would you like that order with or without the flashing lights?
Don't forget you seizure salad!
+joseph perryman who?
wish. I had thought of that one.
+Angrynoodle Twenty Five that would be the appetizer
TheBootyDiaries (aka Farha) intentionally spells like that. Her blog is hilarious. She posted this on her instagram and her blog lmaoo
thanks lucifer
+Farha Chowdhury are you "thebootydiaires"?
+Black Panther that me
Dude you make me cry with laughter every time I watch your shows, best one ever is, the lamp detention slip, "lighten the f@@k up", just thinking about it now and I'm in tears laughing 😂 😂😂
TØP!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!
EmperorDalek11 SAME
Actually that was a pregnancy test. It's .88¢ at Walmart.
WHERE THE NOTIFICATION SQUAD AT?!🙋🏽🙋🏽
Alonzo's videos always make me laugh! They're just the best videos to watch especially when your trying to put off all your homework😋
I IS HUR
ROLE CALL, right here boss!!
I'm late but here.
Here!
1:30 Logan is quoting Bryson tillers been that way song . Still needs a dictionary tho 😭
YES! I was waiting for someone to say it , love that song.😂😭
TWENTY ONE PILOTS ❤️❤️ lol love your videos keep it up 🤪💚💚
Am I the only one who came from thebootydiary's tumblr
It's late go to bed
+Jasmine Denaero no
Eh it's 3:33 where I'm at so...
Well sweaty :)) if u had 3 phds like Farha does u wud no that :)))))
You're not the only one
i was so exityd to sea these vedio
MEH TO I LVD T SU MCH T WS AMSZIN SU I LIKCD DA VIDIO
😂😂😂
+Nekoette- Tan Alonzo will deal with that
+Aliyah Jackson It's called a joke. Alonzo should deal with you.
Have a jelly Filled donut. Alonzo needs to deal with that name
I just started watching this channel and it made me feel way better! keep up the good work with these videos, they are awesome
Alonzo i promise i cant take u...ur laugh kills me...wait...i had to make sure this looked right... #getadictionary
RIP me and the rest of the Clique
Lani Arthurs Yeah, I'm still dying
i literally have been watching these videos all day and i have never laughed so hard in my entire life
No no no. You don't understand. I know my homie thebootydiaries. I follow her on tumblr. She LITERALLY wants a pet bagel. Like an edible bagel as a pet.
tru
She'd walk it with a leash, just dragging a bagel behind her
+Deadpool *steals the bagel and eats it* sorry 😂
also her grammar is always bad
HAY GUYS WANT SOME chiguaguas???? XD
Omg I love your videos man! 😄 Though, probably one of my favorite things on this video was your shirt 😂
Yare sale.
_Yare yare da ze..._
+1
😂😂
lol I find it funny how he pronounces words/ sounds them out
I had to give a slow clap to Daisy. She's the first person to admit she couldn't spell something. BTW, it's spelled Eifel.
Eiffel*
Leslie Ann Hymns then my spell check on my keyboard needs an update.
Lmao and you spelled it wrong 😂😂😂 I'm dead!!
+Nelson Demifur nope... you just spelled it wrong. ;)
Keyboards don't have spellcheck LMFAO
your expressions are the best
lmao thebootydiaries is in here
I'd rather not have a seizure, thanks! :P
THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE OF YOUR DUMBEST FAILS VIDEOS!!!! OMG! YOU HAVE ME DYING THE WHOLE TIME!!!!!!
Anyone else still trying to say Chiguaguas without laughing?
sweaty, i don't think you know who thebootydiaries is
What does sweat have to do with any of this?
I think she meant sweetie
hope you meant sweetie
No sweaty :) its obviously sweaty :)) they have 3 phds, 9 girlfrens, an 7 abs so i think they know what their talking about :)))
Clearly only one of of you knows who thebootydiaries is. Ryan Stoner you get it.
I am literally in love with your closing song
chiguaguas 😂😂😂
Because Revlon wants to sell it..."hot".
😂😂😂😂, good one👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
That one was hilarious...the were serious too.haha
+MyLadyMo *they
Alzone I get out of school early so I get to be watching your videos more.
8:10 Stay alive, frens ||-//
The yareo sale, on the right side it say open. If u look XD sorry I just noticed that but yes they cant spell yard XD
+Joely Helms same
So I wasn't the only one who saw that.
says* or rather reads**
Actually it says "ope". So they can't spell "open" either. u.u
I've been watching your videos all day I can't stop crying from laughing so hard!
Azonol Renole u r amayzing.
the bootie diaries is my fav tmblr acc
Man I love your videos so much especially when I'm haveing a bad day
Hawaii Economics....DEAD
my 18st birthday is coming up sewn
18th* soon*
Is this a troll? If it's a troll then that's great👏🏽 but if it's not please spell correctly or take several seats and chill the hell out.
***** thank you kirsten 😂😂😂
Yes. Obviously, some people didn't pay attention to the original video, and others don't understand sarcasm. By the way, Happy 18st Birthday. LMBO!
Yvonne Angus hahaha thank you so much
I ❤ ur videos.i ❤ ur laughter.. bringing light to my dark days.ty
seen a little seizure first hand, I'll pass thanks...
Hawaii IS a state and is NOT near Africa.
my dude 😂😂 you make my day all the time. keep making videos bro
O.k. What did he mean by "goats"?
Greatest of All Time most likely
...
Oh that's what goats mean
SavrCosmicFighter Thank you
Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test
Oh god, not "Seaside", now I have to moove, or it mae rub off on mee......fuck, it's already started...:(
I thinc it's infectiuos!
I cot the dum dums ass whell. plse halp :(
pustulio81 halp mi plase
I watch these videos and the whole time I just sit there and point out all the things that I have done.
Face remover will not fix this mess
I love your video's. Always make a days work worth it when i get home.
You inspire me so much.You are really funny too. My nephews and I love to watch your videos.
"I only talk dictionary."
Me: No, but I think you need one.
There was a poster in one of the classes at my old high school. "There is no elevator to SUCESS. You have to take the stairs" it was handmade and had a cool layout and everything but I laughed at it every single time I saw it
Yo I love these videos I watch them over and over again and I’m always dead😂😂
So this has to be my favorite one just because Word Crimes made an appearance. 😂❤
"BITCH WHERE" LMAO I CAN'T EVEN I AM DYING LOLOLOL