Bad Names for Dungeons and Dragons Characters
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- Опубликовано: 17 дек 2021
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HUGE shout out to my wife!! Not only did she help with acting, BUT she was the one that gave the idea on making it similar to Key and Peele’s Football name sketch. Made it WAY better then what I had originally planned so show her some thanks! 😊
Thank you, wife!
The eastcoast vs westcoast sketch is what i instantly thought of when watching this hahaha
Good job One Shot Questers and One Shot Questers wife! You both did great!
She's a natural! I see more collaborations in the future.
More names plz. They funny
masochistic DMs and sadistic players: did you mean, *future* character names?
Or those with a good character concept. Like Thunderthigh the Mighty using Thunderclap as their basic Cantrip attack.
Also, just reminded myself of RWBY Chibi:
Nora is a workout fanatic who gets stronger when hit by lightning.
Nora: You think you’ll save the world without thunder thighs?!
Bookworm: Wait. I thought Thunder Thighs was a derogatory term.
Nora: [Sumo position, lifts foot and slams down. Entire school campus is subjected to an earthquake] *You tell me!*
I AM SCIGGLE McGIGGLES YOU YOU WILL FEAR ME OR DIE.... and that's how we lost the southern districts to one single barbarian
@@LocalMaple the actually had a scene in V7 where Nora fangirls over a new character and suggests the two of them could be Team Thunderthighs
@@velvetbutterfly This thread was about making bad name concepts workable and/or fun. Hence me focusing on the Chibi.
@@LocalMaple the reference is still fun, and I think it was funny seeing the proper show make the same reference
"Squiggles McGiggles"
"Giggles while he squiggles"
"Barbarian"
This order of events is one of the funniest things in this channel
Idk my favorite one was woofwoofmeowmeow roar.
Sir P. Ogg throws it back for every donation he gets on his streams.
I didn't see any clerics for it. Are u sure
So what happens if a flood of donations occurs?
Thunderthigh Wizard must be a specialist of the School of Throw it Back.
the clap of his cheeks can kill even the mightiest of archdragons instantly
@@deadass849 Fire Bussy be hitting differently, powerfully, and ranged.
@@accnumber77 thighs so thicc they kill any man with accidental hemomancy
idk, given what muscle group his strength is in, I'd say he's actually in their rival school of Dropping It Low.
A wizard that only knows one spell: Thunderwave.
A guy i gamed with back in the day, 20+ years ago, had a halfling rogue named "Jissball Strokeins". And that was of the "Fondlewood" branch of the "Strokeins" family, of course... To this day not only the sheer immaturity of it but the amount of effort he clearly put into the full family background amazes me. Especially since every other character he made had a 2 to 3 line history at best lol.
Then I was worth the effort if you are still getting a laugh out of it
Lol
oh my root that is hilarious
I once met a troll named Footlicker.
His way with words was much quicker.
Upon my being crass,
He beat me into the grass.
Now I know why his last name is Buttkicker.
Sincerely,
Widdlepuss Y'Cat of Derpwood Hills
I wanna hit like but it's at 69
There needs to be a sequel and the sixth NPC needs to shock me.
His name should just be William Shockyu
@@TyphoonSignal10 YES!
@@TyphoonSignal10 No, he said it's Gonish Ockew
In a recent one shot I named my PC Crus Adorr. He was a Paladin of Conquest and you guessed it, he wanted to find Jerusalem.
If he got lost, would he settle for Constantinople instead?
Don't try to conquer Egypt though. They'll push you into a lake and drown you....
The best thing I ever did was make a cleric named Drew Idd.
I had to read it as Palpatine
Now I want to make a Druid named Clear Rick.
Row bot, a warforged boatman.
Shelf, an elf ranger.
That empty smile from Susan at the start was amazing
A few of my friends and I decided to make throw away characters that were really dorky
For whatever reason, we decided to name said characters using Dovahzul (Skyrim's Dragon Language), but with the opposite of who they were (antonyms of their personality/traits, if you will)
So you'd get situations like:
"This is Tafiirin ('Thief Master'), the town's local nuisance bastard that always steals things but always gets caught; great at looting, shit at scooting"
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in a while
Am stealing this.
@@YaBoiAshX Lmao go for it! Make chaos :D
Tafirin's personal ark will be about how to exploit autosaves.
@@Airin258 Tafiirin's counter to always getting caught is having one of a pair of sending stones
The other belongs to Rahgol ('Rage') who can receive the call for help and just bust him out like he were peeling off cobwebs
Neither of them are stealthy in the slightest, but they still get away with the small crimes lol
How about Krosis (sadness), a character who is always happy?
My rogue, Darwin A Ward is so proud about this crew.
Duke, I don't know how you did it, but you playing Susan really upped your costume game!
You beat me to this comment, so upvote for you, good sir!
Played with a guy who had a fighter named Turkeyleg McGee, who couldn't hit with any type of normal weapon but always rolled high when he wielded a iron pot.
I have a series of noble characters I use for different games I join. The Ann Family
~ Their names so far are; Comidi, Vitruvi, Carav, Talsim, Mortici, and Victori
They're all played straight, and tend to have extreme views on responsibility and duty. (For better or worse)
When's their cousin, valedectori gonna join them?
Let me guess, Contrari didn't what to come
Ok that's clever and I like it:)
Reminds me of when a friend made a one shot for halloween that had us play as ghosts and mine was a knight named Sir Tain, a guy always so sure of himself and very stupid in a wholesome way. No one knew if he was the ghost of a legit knight or just a cosplayer, or even if he realized that he was a ghost at all.
I'm playing a campaign with a Barbarian named Mum Spaghetti. We created a whole back story for him where his great grandfather invented spaghetti, but Mum Spaghetti doesn't like spaghetti
Is he nervous, but on the surface looks calm and ready?
@@unrulyarcana2394 he's a 7 foot half orc. He's ready for anything
@@fluffystraightjacket733 Fair enough lol. I thought the name might be in reference to specific song lyrics, so I was playing off that 😅
were at any point his knees weak and arms were heavy?
@@outkast1ncluded935 or his palms sweaty?
Hmm, I just wonder.... How many of those Wizards died of 1D4 Bad Name damage?
"Justin Case, Inquisitive Rouge."
"Aguh Nome, Gnome Artificer."
"Aipie Freely, Half-Elf Paladin."
"Dickson 'Hard Rock' Sai'dur, Bard."
"Dee M. Izdum, Mystic."
"Aang Gurry, Barbarian."
"Hugh Jass, Sorcerer."
"Roger Roger, Warforged."
Okay, I love that last one.
These are some Ace Attorney names right here
I'm surprised Thunderthighs was a wizard and not a storm sorcerer
When druid spoke i really felt that
Yesterday I played with a new group. One of the dudes just had to get a name for his character to be ready, so he looked for one on a name generator page. Third name that popped up was it.... Now he's called Fakdud....
Is he...a bard? Or just a whining cleric that have to solve everyones problems?
I have a kenku rogue I played in a one shot named Rook E. Mistake. I’ve also been sitting on the name Boffalomew Diesel Nutsch for a while, and a warlock who’s last name is E’yes and he insists it’s not pronounced Eyes
Rook E. Mistake, that is actuall amazing.
The most recent name I've come up with is Gyro, a warforged artificer made out of gyroscopes, it's basically a spinning top.
However it's spelled G33R0.
Nyo ho
His last name doesn't happen to be zeppelli, does it?
Does he like mozzarella on his pizza ?
Why do your gyros have scopes?
Meat doesn't shoot ppl its just delicious on a pitas.
Also why is your warforged made of greek Sandwiches that the whole point was to be a metal man...
@@captianbacon bruh
Had a firbolg named J. Lee Biehn
Took all the way until our characters introduced themselves to each other that my dm realised he let me name a character "jellybean"
The worst i've seen in one of my game is "Sir concision" It's in french but very close from the english word so...I guess you get it.
In case you don't circoncision is the french for circumcision...
And I was the DM so I said "no".
Just wondering, was this a Jewish player? 'Cause I've never heard a non-Jew make a circumcision joke before.
@@Caitydid561 No he was not. But he was a doctor he often made jokes about chirurgical terms or sickness, but this one was over the top.
@@convergence-ren3223 Over the top how? You sound like a stick in the mud.
Ms. One shot quester is a great addition to the skits. Nice work
“#6 is going to shock you”
I have a guess of what their name is…
Ghana Shakya - Artificer
Tazerface???
Light Ning
Dragonborn artificer
I provide you with my verdan sorcerer (Phoenix sorc (UA)) who is all based centered around fire yet has 0 resistances or immunities...
He started off as a joke character meant to only be used for 1 session but ended up keeping him.
He goes by.... Ayman Eedyot
Basically, minsk from Baldur's Gate. With the mighty hamster named Boo.
That's not even a joke.
I would like to join the esteemed House of Dressing good Sir.
I once had an NPC Named Fa Qin El.
Her name was dropped several times after the introduction. It became a bit of a joke.
I don't regret making that airship captain one bit.
I use medication names for my wizards sometimes, when I'm willing to be silly. Losartan The Wise, Xeljanz The Mighty, Cardizem the Majestic, etc.
Ambien the sleepy
"Greetings, good sir. My name is Concerta the Focused."
This is fate.
Clearly now I must tell everyone about how a while ago I was reading Ravenloft lore for a Curse of Strahd campaign I'm running, and stumbled upon the fact that the Vistani refer to non Vistani as a "Giorgio".
Naturally, that led to the creation of the character Giovanni that travels with the Vistani of Barovia, but of course everyone calls him Giorgio.
Please tell me he is the son of a vampire XD (or at least related to one).
Excuse me, i must bleach my eyes
You two are an adorable couple. Wishing you all the best.
I had an artificer named "Hiro Shima" and his favourite artifact to make was bombs and Ornithopters.
My DM allowed it just because it made her giggle.
I had an Artificer named Tsar Bomba, and he basically kamikaze/jihad-ed the BBEG with a bag of holding filled with Alchemists fire, Gunpowder, and a shit load of pure glycerin he made.
Guest DM (i was forever DM but still wanted to play, so we had a guest take over for a few sessions) just kind of stared at me and said 'ok, you were right. your rule on explosives in bags of holding was fair...'
My group tried GURPS out once. I decided to build an anthropomorphic monkey who was a master monk named "Ii" (pronounced "ee"), thus making him titled "Monk Ii"
In the first campaign me and my friends played one of my friends named their character Dez of Pacito. They were a cleric who could only cast spells by saying “sube sube sube, sube sube”
My players have a riot because my NPCs have wild names. Some highlights:
-"The chocolate lads", a group of tiefling thugs in lederhosen
-"Whiskey Piskley" shady owner of a restaurant and cultist
-"Dr. Sweetiepie" Whiskey Piskleys estranged, stressed, no nonsense wife
-"Officer Jitterbug"
-and the one that stopped the game for like a half hour due to giggles "Hartley Caddyschmack."
My greatest D&D fantasy: a menage-a-trois with Ticklish Tom and a peacock feather...
Ahahaha
Well my illusion wizard is called “La’ter” and that is definitely not because I forgot to change the placeholder name and just added an apostrophe last minute. Vedalken are French after all and it makes for a funny rp when he constantly has to correct the party on the correct pronunciation.
i see abserd got a new name, and somehow managed to figure out artificery in the meantime
I'm not the ONLY one who takes more than an hour to come up with the best (worst) possible names.
Character naming is an art-form in itself.
I usually go for a motif, and start from there. Human Necromancer? Grave Robert. Grung Druid inspired by Abe from Oddworld? Dale.
A Gnome Fighter who got tired of farming, and decided that he'd make more money adventuring than farm work? Lahn.
I've got a Warforged Paladin of Devotion named Thanatos. (After a god of Death)
The thing is, he was originally designed to be a weapon...but has chosen not to be one; I like to think he modified his sword arm to be more like a deployable shield. (So there's some cruel irony there on his name).
This is basically the plot of The Iron giant. I love it ! ^^
Artificer and Sir Prise made me laugh!
This is my new Favorite Reality Show 😄
Mr Moister guy shoulda been a bard from college of whispers-
Reminds me of the time one of my players mildly bullied me into making a sidequest featuring two noble siblings: Dick Kickem and Shin Kickem, born of the Kickem House, heirs of the Kickem Magistrate.
Do they have a Canadian relative name, "Boot Kickem?"
WOW! His green screen acting is getting really good! He looks and sounds just like a cute girl!😎
I want to see like 3 years into the campaign, a super emotional scene or a love confession. “I love you, please, don’t leave me. You always have to play the hero please scuffles mac nuttap. Just this once. Stay”
This reminds me of the time we had a ranger by the name of Tom.
Tom Ato.
After this character had finished introducing himself, we all busted out laughing.
Honestly, Squiggles McGiggles would be a great name for a gnome
There was an adventure where the party runs into a group of salads with names like "Ceasar Slaad, Chef Slaad, and behind the privacy curtain, Ranch Slaad, dressing."
I'm currently running a Paladin named Smi Ted
I have a friend who runs a dnd group with a player who always gives their characters funny names like Justin Case and Robin Banks. They never cease to amaze me
For a short campaign I was playing a rakshasan tiefling that was part rouge part paladin and his name was Ralidin
Part make-up?
Last character I made was a Tengu who's name came from two sources. First was from Dragon Warrior way back on the NES, a part of the world's history, the legendary hero "Erdrick" (as I remember it being) that the player character was supposed to be long descended from (or something). The other was a street sign.
His name was "Erdrick Iroquis" which was intended to sound as much like bird noises as I could easily reproduce.
Centaur, but also, you're wife is amazing for not only going along with your memes, but also helping you out
Currently play a bard character called Nikki Sakka who has a few nobles out for her head, the reason being that she pulled a "Sakka this d*ck" joke on all of them
The football player name one is my favorite Key and Peele sketch, and you perfectly recreated that energy! Well done!
It's so fun to see your wife involved in a video!
Megan Mann, the warforged artificer. With her trusty chargeable solar buster cannon, she can take on any foe!. Just watch out for invincibility frames on bosses...
1:11 This is funny to me bc I play a monk who has taken to naming all of the elementals our cleric summons, and just in our last session, we got a water elemental and ended up calling it "Moister" 😂😭
From experience I know better than to laugh at the name of someone that can fold me in half.
I love the idea of a centaur that just wants to party
I legit hope for more like this. I want to know the npc names! I hope #6 is Will(iam) Shaw'queue
That was awesome, can't wait to see part 2!
Laughs in having most of my NPCs named with an RNG-incarnate chat.
And I can't wait for part 2.
I can admire that thunder thigh dude...Wizard
This was a trip down memory lane. What a fantastic tribute!
Make a series of this, because this is an amazing video!
Thunderthigh had me ROLLING. XD
This needs to become another series for the channel.
This video is online for an hour now and I've already been waiting for the continuation for 2 hours!
'We'll be right back'
Video ends
Me: You lied to me
A friend and I once played 2 characters named John Doe and Max Mustermann (the German version of John Doe) for a one shot. That was a very fun one shot.
I have a character that is an eldrich horror, secretly passing as a normal human. His name? Elder Rich.
Concern side eyes in naming my gnome, "Lahn." Granted I did make a necromancer named, "Grave Robert." A play on the term, Grave Robber.
😂 my worst character name was I think _Fgrgqus_ I wrote it on my phone without looking and my DM decided to make a joke out of it... He didn't live long he killed himself after being humiliated by a bard... Who happened to be my new character of that campaign.
My Aaracokra ranger's real name is a clicking sound followed by a bird screech. Everybody just calls him Click
For those of you who haven’t seen it, this is a reference to Key & Peele “East West Bowl”.
I've got my super-fancy name for my half-elf, Artyeshin Eludiel Netyuve.
He's a barbarian who goes by Art.
Susan just there smiling in pain.
I had a mage gnome whose name was gnip gnop gnipple gnop son of gimple gnib gnob and yes he insisted that the full name was used
Okay, editing! What great work you did
i love this! :) thank you!
My favorite Dnd name I've heard is a kobold in my current campaign. Fitz Indabox
Loving the Key and Peele vibes here xD
I love this so much. Reminds me of Key and Peele’s East West Bowl videos that I used to watch as a kid. That plus D&D makes this one of my favorite videos.
Feels like the place to drop the name Prince Iple, son of King Ly of the lands of Realmé
Thunderthigh the Mighty could barely contain his laughter there xD
I once ran an air genasi monk named Opera Windfury.
I had a barbarian named Idie Knot
for a christmas oneshot i once played a winter eladrin named Jinga Belroc
Man, I know you guys acted together in such little part of the sketch, but I LOVED your chemistry. It just seems right when you two are acting together. Congrats
I have a list of pun names at the ready for the next time one of my characters is felled. 50% of the group HATES puns. 90% of that 50% are Dungeon Masters.
Please make more like this. Tgis had me rolling.
I had a new player that just named his character Mark… it’s my favorite character name that any of my players have ever come up with