Horrible Last Words for D&D Players

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  • @OneShotQuesters
    @OneShotQuesters  4 года назад +678

    Whats the funniest "Last Words" you heard while playing D&D?? 😂

    • @angiepagan535
      @angiepagan535 4 года назад +126

      To quote my elf rogue: “Big bet, lets go”

    • @radioraptor9110
      @radioraptor9110 4 года назад +138

      To quote the memey bard " i may have died but it was for the HAREM"

    • @nemu_katt6546
      @nemu_katt6546 4 года назад +80

      “It wasn’t me YOURE SUSPICIOUS!”

    • @MudkipKing999
      @MudkipKing999 4 года назад +80

      "You cant defeat me you disgusting human" - Racist high elf before getting magicked to death by our half elf bard who is not the slutty kind

    • @crtntiddles5178
      @crtntiddles5178 4 года назад +113

      To quote a certain teafling Paladin " flumphs are harmless flying spaghetti monsters they can't kill you"

  • @garrettsteffen8278
    @garrettsteffen8278 4 года назад +5671

    I’ve only had a full character death once. My last words were “I can take them!” I couldn’t take them.

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  4 года назад +791

      Its these simple comments that make me laugh haha

    • @bobmichaelsen2891
      @bobmichaelsen2891 4 года назад +251

      My last words were usually something like "Now let's talk this out" or "Oh no"

    • @garrettsteffen8278
      @garrettsteffen8278 3 года назад +46

      @@michaelshaw1999 Fighter, actually

    • @magikoopa4779
      @magikoopa4779 3 года назад +46

      @@garrettsteffen8278 can you even die as a fighter?

    • @garrettsteffen8278
      @garrettsteffen8278 3 года назад +44

      @@magikoopa4779 apparently

  • @josch5305
    @josch5305 4 года назад +4079

    "Tis but a scratch" are and will always be the funniest, most iconic last words ever

  • @ashyamivelitii1305
    @ashyamivelitii1305 4 года назад +4335

    My bard character's last words was "Never gunna give you up--"

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  4 года назад +680

      This is why you are our favorite

    • @ashyamivelitii1305
      @ashyamivelitii1305 4 года назад +99

      😂👌 Rickrolled

    • @SurealStriker9087
      @SurealStriker9087 3 года назад +104

      Then ur gonna have to roll a CON save irl when everyone at the table starts choking the life out of you.

    • @Stefan-xt5sk
      @Stefan-xt5sk 3 года назад +80

      And then the Bard turns into a ghost who follows the killer and keeps singing the song until they repent and live a good life: "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown,... "

    • @snake698
      @snake698 3 года назад +35

      If dying by impalement, you can say "a shame that's not ur dick"
      Or, if you're male, "ok... Just this time... I'll be bottom... no homo"

  • @crtntiddles5178
    @crtntiddles5178 4 года назад +5587

    "Harder Daddy" cought me so off guard

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  4 года назад +908

      Same with the King

    • @TheGreySentinel
      @TheGreySentinel 4 года назад +359

      I outright cackled. My cats ran away; my husband looked at me like I'd lost my mind. So...I'd call that good?

    • @nyxihuber6006
      @nyxihuber6006 4 года назад +106

      Literally cackling, it came out of nowhere xD

    • @xander_9316
      @xander_9316 4 года назад +28

      @Crtn Tiddles what’s up asshat
      Edit : so people don’t think I am being mean I know him in real life and just happened to find his comment on this video

    • @Orybun90
      @Orybun90 4 года назад +55

      I choked on spit at that point of the vid

  • @tommygonthomas2
    @tommygonthomas2 4 года назад +2313

    “DO IT! YOU WON’T!” Me playing anything taunting friends and enemies alike.

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  4 года назад +175

      Facts haha!

    • @punchgamer7979
      @punchgamer7979 4 года назад +19

      Say that with my dm and your ass wold have to make 39 spare pc's

    • @WreckinPoints11
      @WreckinPoints11 4 года назад +10

      @@punchgamer7979 Joke's on you I already have

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 3 года назад +5

      Is your character Yoda, OP?

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 3 года назад +5

      i know random youtube links kinda seem sketch, but this is relevant: ruclips.net/video/ul6TVEz2Mzo/видео.html
      (some british guys arguing and one goes "stab me lad!" and the other lad doesn't stab him. lol)

  • @redwolf344
    @redwolf344 4 года назад +2110

    "if you kill me you'll be destroying hundreds of years worth a magical knowledge. Secrets of the arcane you couldn't even imagine comprehending...unless of course someone with my knowledge explained it to you. If only there were another who knew the secrets after I am gone. But alas I have no appreciate or kin. Make you choice wisely."
    A few persuasion rolls
    *Wizard lives*

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  4 года назад +406

      Dude that’s intense and I love it!

    • @barryallen2240
      @barryallen2240 3 года назад +172

      Dies of 1d4 convincing damage

    • @Spiceodog
      @Spiceodog 3 года назад +104

      A wizards “ last words” should be a verbal component

    • @bibbobella
      @bibbobella 3 года назад +64

      @@Spiceodog Takes out a tiny piece of bat guano and sulfer "Are you fireproof by any chance? I sure arent..but oh well!"

    • @Spiceodog
      @Spiceodog 3 года назад +50

      @@bibbobella when I described my bard I said that there was an extra shiny bit somewhere in the back of her teeth. It’s a flake of mica, the material component for shatter.
      Any last words?
      Come closer...... Val...... Val........ VALHARA SHALLA MORTEM!
      Shattered pieces of skull go everywhere

  • @brim89
    @brim89 4 года назад +1631

    I did this to my character when she died. I said “Remember my name because you will be screaming in later.” The whole group busted out laughing

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  4 года назад +273

      OH MY 😂

    • @brim89
      @brim89 4 года назад +117

      @@OneShotQuesters I had to leave them with something to remember my Druid 🤣

    • @xzavierwhite6692
      @xzavierwhite6692 3 года назад +36

      That nearly killed me several times over.

    • @theemperoroftea3001
      @theemperoroftea3001 2 года назад +5

      ?

    • @callmeobsequious
      @callmeobsequious 2 года назад +15

      @@theemperoroftea3001 It's an innuendo. Usually people say it when they're trying to pick someone up at a bar.

  • @flocky7521
    @flocky7521 4 года назад +2139

    When I was playing with a friend there last words were. “I am a beehive of you stab me open my inhabitants will kill you” it was then I remembered they were carrying about 20 explosive potions. The wizard in my party proceeded to cast fireball on them killing the player and the BBEG.

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  4 года назад +522

      That is a power move right there!

    • @flocky7521
      @flocky7521 4 года назад +77

      @@OneShotQuesters Indeed it is also thanks for replying you are an amazing content creator

    • @sneakyking
      @sneakyking 3 года назад +61

      I read explosive potatoes.

    • @flocky7521
      @flocky7521 3 года назад +60

      @@sneakyking Yes 20 explosive potatoes

    • @YaBoiAshX
      @YaBoiAshX 3 года назад +24

      Fireball is always the way

  • @Malevolent74
    @Malevolent74 4 года назад +1878

    The only acceptable last words:
    "How's... your sister?"
    R.I.P BEST BOI CAYDE

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  4 года назад +208

      Bahahaha yes!!

    • @kaseymathew1893
      @kaseymathew1893 4 года назад +114

      Those were his last words to Uldren. His ACTUAL last words were "Tell Zavala the Vanguard was the best bet I ever lost."

    • @jarrodsteers8991
      @jarrodsteers8991 3 года назад +31

      I was looking for this one. Glad to have found it.
      RIP Cayde.

    • @Zerpderp0
      @Zerpderp0 3 года назад +8

      @@jarrodsteers8991 probably a stupid question but who is Cayde?

    • @barryallen2240
      @barryallen2240 3 года назад +18

      @@Zerpderp0 best destiny 2 character ever

  • @kellychanluvsu
    @kellychanluvsu 4 года назад +340

    Not my character, but when we found out the BBEG was, in fact, not unconscious, our gnome cleric went “That piece of shit was playing possum!” before riding on a ballista to his death

  • @ethereal3686
    @ethereal3686 4 года назад +859

    Last words of a character.
    Artificer: "For each loss I suffer, there is another cog on Mechanus that's sole purpose will be your demise."
    Wizard: "For each death, there is a life, the one that will be born from my ashes, will be your last breath."
    Warlock: "You fool, each time you kill me I learn and become smarter, This is not the first time I die by your hand and it will not be the last, I welcome death so I may sacrifice you in another life"
    Bard: "my friends will dance on your grave, my death will only add to the fire in their souls"

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  4 года назад +134

      These are amazing!

    • @ethereal3686
      @ethereal3686 4 года назад +17

      @@OneShotQuesters you are welcome to use them if you wish :3

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah 3 года назад +68

      Barbarian: "...at least...Grog smashed...yer mum...!" **Immediately murdered with multiple stab wounds**

    • @djinni2005
      @djinni2005 3 года назад +11

      Rhis comment is so underrated

    • @lordopotamus9109
      @lordopotamus9109 3 года назад +67

      More last words-
      Assassin: "Celebrating already? Heh... good luck..."
      Monk: "As below, so above. To seek death, is to receive it."
      Necromancer: "My sleep shall be brief, yours shall be eternal."

  • @criolast
    @criolast 4 года назад +707

    Dm "you are in a 10ft round room and the are 2 goblins on the far side.."
    Player "FIREBALL"

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  4 года назад +101

      who wouldn't?

    • @jonathonellis5604
      @jonathonellis5604 4 года назад +92

      DM: "but the room is.."
      player: "i didnt ask how big the room was, i said I CAST FIREBALL"

    • @dragonking2535
      @dragonking2535 4 года назад +26

      Player: "Just FireBall"

    • @itz_moonwolf1480
      @itz_moonwolf1480 3 года назад +7

      @@dragonking2535 just fireball

    • @IzameBirb
      @IzameBirb 3 года назад +7

      @@itz_moonwolf1480 **JUST FIREBALL!**

  • @tatersalad76
    @tatersalad76 3 года назад +302

    "Any last words?"
    "Don't do anything perverted to my corpse."
    "What!?"
    "Don't do anything perverted to my corpse."
    "Why would I- what the hell, man?"
    He was distracted for three rounds and didn't kill me lol

    • @d1ts321
      @d1ts321 2 года назад +49

      This has the same energy of
      "Remember, don't f*ck the pizza"
      "Wait- why would i-"
      Chef: "Is this dude going to f*ck my pizza?"

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 2 года назад +6

      @@d1ts321 I need people like you two at my table.

    • @Type_blazenil
      @Type_blazenil 2 года назад +1

      For a minute I thought bard

    • @Type_blazenil
      @Type_blazenil 2 года назад

      wrong thread

  • @EndanDrachon
    @EndanDrachon 4 года назад +505

    "I was born weak. Lying here at another's mercy is no new feeling. But you? You don't know what that's like. So I wonder. What will your face look like when our positions are reversed? Will it be wrought with despair? Full of agony? Or will you lie there in vain denial of your fate, until the light fades from your eyes? I look forward to finding out-OH CRUD, MY DICE!"
    The DM ruled that my dice remark from me accidentally knocking 2 of my sets of dice off the table was cannonically the end of my character's little speech. I had a love-hate relationship with that guy.

  • @witheringworld3488
    @witheringworld3488 4 года назад +505

    When I played this session, Endgame had just came out, and only me and a friend had watched out all our group.
    So me (tiefling wizard) and said friend (human warlock) were fighting this slaver, and the warlock was on the ropes (I’m talking 1 HP left). However, I managed to role a critical hit with Chromatic Orb and save him, but the DM said “Just before you save him, the slaver is gonna ask him his final words...” Me and my friend, wanting to poke fun, chose his last words as “ I am Inevitable...” before a orb of fire kills the slaver and saves the warlock’s life.
    The next day, the rest of our party managed to watch Endgame, and they were pissed off at both of us 😂😂😂😂

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  4 года назад +65

      Bahahahaha 😂

    • @BeregisAggro
      @BeregisAggro 3 года назад +22

      Beautiful just beautiful

    • @YAH93
      @YAH93 3 года назад +11

      I can imagine the scene unfolding before my inner eye, and it's beautiful.

  • @anyasannicolas1408
    @anyasannicolas1408 4 года назад +210

    Who else thought the rogue was gonna take the opportunity to kill the king but laughed even harder when he committed to re-doing his last words instead

  • @josephmurdock5549
    @josephmurdock5549 4 года назад +215

    I think mine was “Oh.” Before he fell to his death and got crushed by a horse.

  • @stby598
    @stby598 4 года назад +592

    Someone in my party, who was a bard, tried to seduce a goddess so we could continue through a dungeon- His last word were “Girl, are you luck charms cause you’re magically delicious”

    • @zaferoph
      @zaferoph 3 года назад +64

      Thar doesn't even remotely make any sense what so ever.

    • @stby598
      @stby598 3 года назад +90

      @@zaferoph You see, that is the absolute beauty of my party. We make no sense

    • @zaferoph
      @zaferoph 3 года назад +55

      @@stby598 I can respect that. Truly hats off to you and your party.

    • @stby598
      @stby598 3 года назад +36

      @@zaferoph why thank you kind adventurer

    • @nomlemons1822
      @nomlemons1822 3 года назад +35

      My sister tried to seduce a wall, a window, and an arch duchess they were supposed to protect someone from who was kind of a psychopath and got my sister to help her kill said person. The arch duchess also killed her husband to be with my sister so they had to get creative when they thought they should end the joke bacause she wasn’t having it.

  • @dysphoricfurry
    @dysphoricfurry 4 года назад +1012

    Just realized, I watch thousands of D&D videos, most are by One Shot Questers.
    I have never played D&D in my life.
    Help.
    UPDATE: I joined my first campaign in July/August 2021

    • @_jake_ni_
      @_jake_ni_ 4 года назад +32

      It’s fun an easy you should try it

    • @_jake_ni_
      @_jake_ni_ 4 года назад +30

      On roll 20 there is a bunch of different sessions you can Join

    • @declanglover4752
      @declanglover4752 4 года назад +18

      I was in the same boat as you until a couple weeks ago. Just go one Roll20 and join some games, or maybe start your own. That’s the best way to do things

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  4 года назад +91

      You are welcome and you shouldn't complain 😂

    • @kaijoswilman
      @kaijoswilman 4 года назад +6

      On my tiktok I made a video about how to start playing d&d

  • @matthewessigmann5580
    @matthewessigmann5580 4 года назад +737

    If my Fire Gensai barbarians dies his final words will be, "Sorry everyone please carry my flame on for me"

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  4 года назад +120

      That is beautiful! 😢

    • @cardboardleaf7971
      @cardboardleaf7971 3 года назад +27

      If he were a wizard: "I am sorry everyone. Please, carry my fireball on for me."

    • @bootsmecat7810
      @bootsmecat7810 3 года назад +2

      Wait I have a fire Genasi too. Can I steal this?

    • @Josku2411
      @Josku2411 3 года назад +5

      My barbarian rogues proper final words the one time i got to think them out and he didn't just die of dumbassery and unlucky shit(when he and i as player thought he'd likely die and didn't know if anyone else cabable of bringing him back would survive either) were "It was an honour knowing you all!" but i think my whole interraction there especially out of character made it better bc it was "It was an honour knowing you all....(pause while i rattle my dice in my hand)(out of character) i reckless" with my at the time 43hp dude against the final BBEG a literal atleast demigod if not god

    • @andyaliaga3188
      @andyaliaga3188 3 года назад +3

      if _my_ Fire Genasy barbarian died, her last words would probably be "I can take one more hit"
      and that's on building a _tank_ with 6 INT.

  • @OffbeatOutlaw
    @OffbeatOutlaw 4 года назад +1367

    You know what’s horrible??? The fact you don’t have more subs. GET THIS MAN A PLAY BUTTON

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  4 года назад +150

      WE WILL GET THIS PLAY BUTTON TOGETHER!!!

    • @mishtamoose8308
      @mishtamoose8308 4 года назад +12

      I'm trying Mr. Outlaw! Good luck to both of you guys!

    • @maximtophat
      @maximtophat 4 года назад +5

      Oh hey I know you

    • @WreckinPoints11
      @WreckinPoints11 4 года назад +6

      @@OneShotQuesters Y'all should do like all of the collabs, y'all are literally the only reason I have tiktok

    • @lightknight5364
      @lightknight5364 3 года назад

      Cheers, I'll drink to that bro.
      You've earned him a new sub.

  • @bluefootwalking
    @bluefootwalking 3 года назад +90

    “What magic item is three words long and doesn’t require attunement?”
    -A Bard’s last words, just before activating the Necklace of Fireballs he noticed that the BBEG was wearing...

  • @Firsona
    @Firsona 4 года назад +161

    "If we don't get a long rest we're going to die." ... We didn't get a long rest.

    • @YAH93
      @YAH93 3 года назад +9

      In some way you did. You got an eternal rest.

  • @jonathanblanton9446
    @jonathanblanton9446 4 года назад +260

    "I'll be fine. My AC is 18." -- last words of my War Cleric (may he rest in pieces)

    • @carteradams43
      @carteradams43 3 года назад +23

      seems that "i'll be fine" is how you guarantee that your character dies

    • @xxweirdofromspacexx1119
      @xxweirdofromspacexx1119 3 года назад +6

      Then I guess maybe my character hasn’t died yet cause I perpetually think we’re all doomed-

    • @themetalstickman
      @themetalstickman 3 года назад +3

      "We're gods!"

  • @bubblesbubbleton2747
    @bubblesbubbleton2747 3 года назад +62

    Just lost my human barbarian. Her journey began after the death of her adoptive half orc grandmother who passed on her old battle axe. My barbarian was raised on her tales of adventures, each scar and tattoo covering her skin glowing by candlelight as she told tale after tale. After her passing, my barbarian set out into the world to create her own adventures that she may one day pass on.
    Her final words were, “It’s my turn to tell you a story, Nana.”

    • @garnetember8569
      @garnetember8569 Год назад +7

      I’m not crying, you’re crying!
      But seriously, the best last words will be deeply personal and make a story come full circle. These are probably the best last words ever

  • @kristie9144
    @kristie9144 4 года назад +293

    Only character death was at the hands of an old god during a summoning. Her final words: Trust me. It'll be fine! (moments before everyone was covered in her blood splatter and no one thought it was fine)

  • @corinariginals
    @corinariginals 4 года назад +145

    I'm just gonna go grab this last mushroom baby...

  • @fabiennesimonse243
    @fabiennesimonse243 4 года назад +100

    I play a bard, should my last words be "that's all, folks!"?

  • @darcybrooks5691
    @darcybrooks5691 4 года назад +59

    The only last words that cannot be refuted, but are instead engraved into our hearts forevermore.
    “CATCH A RIDE!” -Scooter
    May he Rest In Peace.

  • @blueeaglegaming6050
    @blueeaglegaming6050 4 года назад +152

    "Alright I'll scout up ahead while the rest of cross the pit trap" -turns corner of the hallway in a dungen to be met by a bone claw, the bone claw gets a suprise round and goes first in initiative killing me with its shadow jump. "Rose bud"

  • @humansoul8173
    @humansoul8173 3 года назад +51

    "I'm not gonna let your last words be that"
    He may be the evil king, but no one can be THAT evil

  • @Imposter_Possum
    @Imposter_Possum 4 года назад +214

    So I've only had one character die so far. She ended it with a joke. She said "Where do protagonists go to get their tragic backstories? Baggage claim....." and died afterwards. She died in a PvP battle so I had to get revenge on my fellow party member by doing that. But I have another character that I have last words planned for. So her name is Sora (I know the name is cliché but it was my first character) and she got a magic homebrew sword that was called "Inconvenient friend". The sword can talk and insults you each time you miss your target. You have a chance of taking 1d4 psychic damage if you failed your save. So basically this sword was an endless supply of vicious mockery. So, when she dies I'm just going to have her tell the sword "Technically, it's you who missed all those times. You'd think a sentient sword would be more competent than a toothpick." So that's basically all last words stories I have.

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  4 года назад +42

      Bahaha I am using baggage claim in one of my sessions now 😂

  • @matthewcooper4248
    @matthewcooper4248 4 года назад +81

    OLD MAN JENKINS?! 🤣🤣
    Edit: OH MY GOD THE ENDING AAAAAAAA

  • @mishtamoose8308
    @mishtamoose8308 4 года назад +208

    My favorite last words I've seen as a DM
    "Woof woof." Guy was playing a Kenku and was fighting a 20 foot tall bulldog.
    "Let me eat one last pineapple slice." My player made a character that always sucked on a pineapple slice like a lollipop.
    "Leave me alone." The monk said as 8 drow followed him. He didn't even get one hit off at level 15. It wasn't funny what he said, only what happened.
    Edit: Added a few words that would have explained the situation more.

  • @ladyofthemasque
    @ladyofthemasque 4 года назад +175

    XDDDDDDD
    I had a character named Zilla, half orc/half dwarf (a dworc, NOT a dorc). Her home city-under-the-mountain asked her to go adventuring so that they could spend that time raising all the doorway heights so she'd stop bashing them to pieces every time she hit her head on a lintel. Anyway, she was the party's tank, and every time she opened a door in a dungeon crawl, she'd (well, technically I'd) excitedly ask the DM, "Does anything kill me??"
    Every single time the DM sighed and said, "No."
    Then at one point, I'd been gone a couple weeks on a vacation, I came back, and the DM said, "YES! YES SOMETHING KILLS YOU! I've been waiting WEEKS TO SAY THAT!!"
    So I asked, all excited, "--REALLY?!?"
    And the DM looked down upon me and said, "...No."
    I was so very disappointed...but it would've been awesomely prophetic last words!
    ...The next-most famous line from a death trap were from Rick the Archer--I was DMing a game, Rick was an NPC since the party didn't have any ranged dps, and they walked into a 20x20 room, the door slammed shut, and he goes, "Oh, hey, I remember this room now. This is the room with the Fireball Trap." And that was when the fireball went off, catching the whole party...except it was an illusion that ONLY hurt you if you panicked and believed it was real...so the laid back laconic Rick was totally fine. The rest of the party, however... >.>*

  • @pufflesfox
    @pufflesfox 4 года назад +57

    Robin: "Wynter you better hop on his back no matter how much you hate him"
    Context: We had a druid, fighter, and wizard in this story. We were fighting a dragon and we ended up running away and our fighter (Robin) sacrificed himself by making the dragon follow him. The druid (Sky) and the wizard (Wynter) had a very bad relationship (in game) And Wynter refused to hop on the back of the horse Sky had transformed into. Before Robin ran away from the party, he said this, and it saved Wynters life.

  • @madisonm.4535
    @madisonm.4535 4 года назад +103

    I have been playing my first campaign of DnD and have been at it for a little while now. I have not died yet so I have not had my last final words. I am a sorcerer though and have almost died so many times. My character and myself are also both reckless idiots sometimes. After initial planning goes awry I'm usually the one who goes f*** it and then I charge in and burn everything in my path.
    I'm surprised I haven't died yet too.

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  4 года назад +17

      So you are a barbarian who likes to play with fire?

    • @madisonm.4535
      @madisonm.4535 4 года назад +15

      @@OneShotQuesters Maybe if a Barbarian was not strong, had no barbarian skills, was very fragile, and cast burning hands a lot. The funny thing is I am sometimes the one who says: "Wait, let's be smart about this," then casts disguise self and sneaks in. But immediately after plan A fails my plan B is always f*** it and then I charge the wooden bandit fort and cast burning hands. My party has done a great job of keeping me alive so far. I should be dead. I am the most reckless caster.

    • @madisonm.4535
      @madisonm.4535 4 года назад +5

      @@OneShotQuesters I've been thinking about it and my next character is going to be a chaotic good barbarian. You've convinced me. She's not going to be the classic stupid but she's not going to be very wise. She's also going to carry a torch with her and enjoy setting things on fire. She's a pyromaniac now. (So am I a little bit to be honest.) Thank you for the inspiration.

    • @nomlemons1822
      @nomlemons1822 3 года назад +1

      If they are also a really short cat lady that threatens people for sausage and you have my character.

    • @epicslayerguy99
      @epicslayerguy99 3 года назад +1

      That describes my characters too, doing chaotic and stupid stuff and somehow surviving

  • @WeaponizedGoochsweat
    @WeaponizedGoochsweat 4 года назад +67

    Damn I never got last words, but I had a last action, so to speak. It was my first character, Elisif the Half Elf Cleric. We were surrounded by undead, and we were pretty much doomed to die if we stayed. I had around five on me, and I decided to use my turn to cast Protection from Evil and Good on our ranger, who was a much better fighter. They managed to use the protection to get away very unscathed, and the DM said my spell pretty much saved them. Then, as my friends escaped, I was taken down by the undead. The ranger went on to be the longest lasting character of the Champaign. Then she died to a mosquito bat thing right after the BBEG.

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  4 года назад +14

      That’s.....that’s pretty sad 😂

    • @nataliamidzio
      @nataliamidzio 2 года назад +2

      Imagind going through all that just to die to a mosquito bat thing 😂
      Although tbf mosquitos are the spawn of Satan so if I saw a giant one I'd immediately bolt lmao

  • @yamikazenokiba5377
    @yamikazenokiba5377 4 года назад +52

    "NOOOOO"!!
    *panicked stab of protection from BS ensues.
    XDDDD

  • @foxling564
    @foxling564 4 года назад +50

    Normally my characters say something along the lines of "I'm fine!" or "I'll be fine!"

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  4 года назад +8

      Usually how it goes 😂

    • @leila13dnd
      @leila13dnd 3 года назад +6

      The DM: They were definitely not fine.

  • @JohnSmith-tc7ti
    @JohnSmith-tc7ti 4 года назад +57

    Horrible last words for D&D players part 2
    Evil King revives Rogue.
    Evil King: Yeah we're not going with that one.
    Rogue: Still counts.
    Multiple killings, last words, and revives ensue.

  • @savannamoody4870
    @savannamoody4870 4 года назад +30

    “Strike me down and fulfill your path to the dark side” LOLL nice reference, this vid was comedy gold

  • @jamesyoungs6797
    @jamesyoungs6797 4 года назад +21

    Had a player rush towards a group of sirens and shout, "I die with my "sword" in hand."

  • @ADudeNamedLucky
    @ADudeNamedLucky 3 года назад +10

    “Is that a sword or are you just happy to see me?” Are my go to last words if I don’t have anything planned.

  • @biddle2944
    @biddle2944 3 года назад +19

    In a Curse of Strahd campaign, when my character was facing off against Strahd in the final battle, he got her in a chokehold and was holding her off a balcony Beauty and the Beast style. Before he landed the final blow, she choked out "I thought you wanted me to suffer. Killing me won't make me suffer." Then, leaning in close, Strahd smirked and said, "Enjoy your first death". Then punched her face first off the thirty foot balcony.
    Edit: also oh my gosh. I love how the king is moved to tears he's so proud XD

    • @lillycastitatis6807
      @lillycastitatis6807 2 года назад

      That’s amazing!! What happened next?
      Edit: Did Strahd proceed to kill her multiple times or was she saved somehow?

    • @biddle2944
      @biddle2944 2 года назад +3

      @@lillycastitatis6807 That hit knocked her out completely and then she failed 2 death saving throws automatically cause Strahd cast fireball in the middle of the room and she got caught in it. Miraculously she managed to make her next three rolls while Strahd was busy facing off against my friend's character Denki. Denki was doing to well, and Strahd was about to land the killing blow when my character got back up with like 8 hit points and shot him. It was a long drawn out fight, during which Choca fell again after a really hard blow from Strahd. My friend's character Damien was the one who landed the killing blow. I was rolling my final death saving throw for her and failed, so Choca died for the second time that campaign. Thankfully though Damien had a scroll of revivify so we were able to bring her back!

  • @asb_9518
    @asb_9518 4 года назад +27

    My favorite last words were from a party member that my character didn’t get along with. “ it’s fine, it’s not like it cares” *proceeds to try and rip the horn off a unicorn. And when they asked my cleric to heal them, I replied with my now catchphrase,” I don’t heal stupid”. I walked away sipping on tea with other party members as this player griped about almost dying to a unicorn.....that they started a fight with.

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  4 года назад +6

      That’s amazing 😂

    • @asb_9518
      @asb_9518 4 года назад +3

      @@OneShotQuesters Never mess with Ceres the satyr cleric! She doesn't forget! XD

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 года назад +3

      "I don't heal stupid."
      I should get that inked and framed. In contrast to the more popular "I can't fix stupid", we can indeed heal stupid. But why should we?

  • @ZoeBateman
    @ZoeBateman 3 года назад +18

    "Don't worry guys, I think I'm fireproof"

  • @FluersDeWolf
    @FluersDeWolf 4 года назад +68

    That as always was pure gold 😂😂😂 the poor rogue was so pure of heart ( and a little slow of mind!) To just not kill the Evil King right then and there. I felt like crying on the rogues speech when he mentioned his mom. I literally can't let my characters have good home lives cause I think of the parents and it rips me up lol. I did once and the father of my character was so depressed and blamed himself for her death. But anywhoo lol I digress. I wish the rogue coulda lived after all that 🤣 the harder daddy was the best ending tho. I burst out laughing at that one! Poor king will be haunted by those 2 words the rest of his life 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  4 года назад +18

      After all the king went though to help the Rogue 😂

    • @FluersDeWolf
      @FluersDeWolf 4 года назад +4

      @@OneShotQuesters Lol the poor dude

    • @-Extra_Lives
      @-Extra_Lives 3 года назад +5

      I feel like the rogue did that on purpose just to spite the king. Maybe got a nat 20 on his deception roll

  • @APerson-bq7nn
    @APerson-bq7nn 3 года назад +21

    The bard technically didn't die, her soul was just sucked from her body and placed into a vast void of empty space stored inside a dead tree and because I wanted money to buy moldy bread we sold her soulless body to a gift shop marketed as a children's toy named Kitty Suzy but
    "Calm down Sorcerer, it's not the River Styx, I won't get my soul sucked from *wading* "

  • @oblivianette2860
    @oblivianette2860 4 года назад +16

    that BBEG is so Lawful Evil I can feel it radiating off him.

  • @KodasGarden
    @KodasGarden 3 года назад +4

    One of my characters almost died last year and the DM gave me final words as the BBEG had his sword to my neck and I said "Penetrate me, Daddy," so he ordered one of his minions to kill me instead because he couldn't stop laughing and when they switched it gave me enough time to teleport away. It was glorious and the DM gave me inspiration.

  • @snwmn4783
    @snwmn4783 3 года назад +12

    I am new to d&d and this was my first character death. My last words were “I’ll swim after him!”. It turns out you can’t swim in full plate armour.

    • @SirFlopsy
      @SirFlopsy 2 года назад +3

      I know I'm a year too late, but I can't help but say:
      "You most certainly can try."

  • @Sigh.Klopps
    @Sigh.Klopps 3 года назад +8

    We had a rogue yell “WILDCARD BITCHES!” as she drew the Skull card from the Deck of Many Things. She’s the Druid’s garden fertilizer now

  • @10zeldafan
    @10zeldafan 4 года назад +28

    Never have I ever had to give a last words as a character

  • @jadedixon6431
    @jadedixon6431 3 года назад +9

    My players were fighting a dragon and the dragonborn monk decided to say "rawr XD" before going unconcious. He didn't technically die but it still counts, and we tease him relentlessly for it.

  • @lukedufresne7866
    @lukedufresne7866 3 года назад +3

    Was fully expecting "...to carry out this task. Wow, well done." *Skewer's king in the heart*

  • @iakan6937
    @iakan6937 3 года назад +5

    "What are your final words"
    "I only have four words for you... I cast Misty Step" *dips*

  • @ifailedtheturingtest7866
    @ifailedtheturingtest7866 2 года назад +3

    when my character died about 5 sessions into a campaign her last words were along the lines of "tell my brother, Garell, I'm sorry" (but more poetic of course) (also, the other PCs knew most of her backstory by this point and knew she and her brother were very close). Well, my next character was a lanky teenager who introduced himself as Garell and asked the party if he could tag along while he's searching for his sister. Took the party a painfully long time until they mustered up the courage to tell him his sister was dead and what her last words were

  • @Garulon_Remir
    @Garulon_Remir 3 года назад +4

    My one character death was when my rogue was hit by a beholders disintegration ray. I looked at my hands, slowly turning to dust. And then turned towards my companions, who had just defeated the beholder. And as I slowly faded, I looked at each and every one of them and said "Well. It was fun. I love you guys." And as my dagger slipped from my grasp, it landed perfectly in the small mound of dust I had left behind.

  • @squirrelnation7616
    @squirrelnation7616 3 года назад +10

    The only time I’ve lost a character my last words were “wow that indoctrination chamber looks dangerous that probably means there’s good loot” -Jeff jr. white plum mountain 2020

  • @ronaldomoura1932
    @ronaldomoura1932 3 года назад +4

    Me: who always wries a death monologue to my chracters midcanpaign
    My friends dying:
    (The master hates living chracters)

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 3 года назад +7

    "If you kill me, I will only die" is a great one from a Lich. Also "Ah, shit, here we go again"

  • @brayvp7996
    @brayvp7996 3 года назад +27

    I once had a heroic last words. One man vs a single army. For the friends to retreat, he held em off. He help up his blade, and whispered “That light in the sky, I’m coming soon.”

  • @blackjack7207
    @blackjack7207 3 года назад +3

    My bard's last words were interesting.
    He said "You need this much to defeat three people?
    The bugbear killed him saying "No, we really don't"
    And my bard's last words were "You're right. You needed more".
    My dm allowed it as a last vicious mockery

  • @RKOStunner619
    @RKOStunner619 3 года назад +2

    "Harder Daddy" absolutely broke me. I laughed harder than I have in quite awhile. Thank you for that.

  • @sparrowthesparrow
    @sparrowthesparrow 3 года назад +9

    Kolbold rouge almost died just yesterday actually, she made her acrobatics check to avoid being crashed into a wall just in time, but if she hadn’t, her last words would’ve been:
    *“I FLICKING HATE SPIDERS!!!!”*

  • @mythlover20
    @mythlover20 4 года назад +16

    I almost killed my rogue last weekend. Poor dear just can't detect traps for the life of him. He took one that paralysed him and took off most of his health, which he got back, then he tripped the next one, while I thought: "Hmm, that ten points of damage in the description seems a little high. I'm gonna roll for it instead" and I caused him to have an allergic reaction that swelled up his throat and wiped out all fourteen hit points he had left. Thank the gods for our cleric who prayed to Peylor to open his lungs and stop him from choking - which resulted in a grand total of 3 hit points, but at least he didn't have to start rolling for his death saving throws.
    Roll 20 really hated my rogue. Just the rogue. The rest of us rolled great. Not him.
    I haven't even mentioned that my druid wanted to subdue a 16-year-old shop assistant with a Thunderwave and nearly killed him.
    It was the best session we've played yet.

  • @dominiquerichards2462
    @dominiquerichards2462 4 года назад +180

    This isn’t from dnd, but “What are you gonna do, stab me?”

  • @saoirse_games5951
    @saoirse_games5951 3 года назад +8

    My sister's iconic words whenever her or her characters face death; "No balls, you won't!"

  • @matthewcooper4248
    @matthewcooper4248 4 года назад +22

    Noooo I don't want to wait till tomorrow!

  • @josephg3462
    @josephg3462 3 года назад +4

    "You fool... I was holding it back..." - My final words to my VERY confused/scared killer

  • @yahyaharoon4517
    @yahyaharoon4517 3 года назад +2

    Little do we know, the Evil King died here, his hesitation caused the Rogue to swap bodies with a successful 37 DC Sleight of Hand check.

  • @aliyastrong4013
    @aliyastrong4013 3 года назад +5

    My call to fame in my group is probably "Are you absolutely sure you want to steal the god of fire's goldfish?" "Yes, I'm sure.'

  • @luigiluis3d482
    @luigiluis3d482 4 года назад +23

    First time RPing be like

  • @animeaddict509
    @animeaddict509 4 года назад +9

    "Stop being scared of every dark corner man!"

  • @Capricious_Muse
    @Capricious_Muse 4 года назад +124

    Rogue: *finally gets his emotional last words out at long last after struggling*
    Evil King: *proud of his nemesis finally getting it right* Thank you. *readying his swing*
    Rogue: *unable to help himself* Harder Daddy~

  • @Asyia
    @Asyia 4 года назад +6

    this is gonna be me coaching my new party through RPing this weekend... I am the Evil King and I am okay with that~

  • @eliluttrell7637
    @eliluttrell7637 3 года назад +4

    My Suicidal Bard's last word was supposed to be Showtime as a single tear ran down his cheek activating the 76 runes of warding I had been putting on papers for weeks as I hugged the final boss of our adventure in a deadly embrace..... Unfortunately then I nat 20'd my death saving throw and lived. The party was so happy because none of them had any idea that my character was suicidal. However the character itself was anything but happy for obvious reasons. Definitely a roller coaster

    • @eliluttrell7637
      @eliluttrell7637 3 года назад +3

      To put it in perspective, the basis for the character was he was cursed to live forever and couldn't die unless he performed a selfless act. Which kind of fit perfectly because though the party was in dire straits at the time, we weren't necessarily going to lose meaning realistically he did it for himself which made his failure to die that much more meaningful to his story. And yes I still have the character though Covid ended up closing out that campaign and a few of us have switched jobs since so I'm not sure we'll be able to revisit it.

  • @aliciaaz2356
    @aliciaaz2356 4 года назад +14

    That ending, though! 🤣🤣

  • @akhilm9851
    @akhilm9851 4 года назад +3

    They say he was never the same after that "fight", never quite whole as if a part of him had sought to vanish. Nobody truly knows what happened that day, we can only speculate. The clash of blades between a heroic rogue and blood carrying king, a storm of philosophy and ideals to decide the direction of the world, two souls laid bare, honest and driven to the end. We may never know, but whatever it was, it ended with one dead, their blood etched into the victors sword and their will surpassed. The King may never be the same, but such is the price of conquest.

  • @Benhammer1313
    @Benhammer1313 3 года назад +4

    "The only thing that could get me up here is a darkmantle!" There was a darkmantle.

  • @sagesaria
    @sagesaria 2 года назад +2

    I was so upset at my first character death that when prompted for last words, I literally just said "if I open my mouth at all I'm just going to scream."

  • @wanderingchild4088
    @wanderingchild4088 3 года назад +3

    That last part caught me so off guard I almost choked from trying not to laugh out loud because it’s 2 AM

  • @Attackontrashcan
    @Attackontrashcan 3 года назад +4

    My end characters last words were
    "That's an aggressive tree...oh"
    "If you try to kill me I will jump out a window"
    And "I think I drank poison...yep it's poison"

  • @r3dacted_zone64
    @r3dacted_zone64 4 года назад +3

    The druid of my last campaign let me pick her last words. I couldn't think of anything so I just said "This sucks" it didn't help that she died in the most comical way possible (She fell backwards off a seven foot staircase and then the dragonborn they were fighting landed on her.) Safe to say that player has forgiven, but will never forget.

  • @Rocky123698745
    @Rocky123698745 3 года назад +3

    My favorite is “You could never kill me in a way that matters.”

  • @book_hoarding_dragon3038
    @book_hoarding_dragon3038 4 года назад +14

    I don't know any last words, the only thing I know is how the character of a friend of mine died.... And that was the most stupid way I ever heard of.

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  4 года назад +1

      And???

    • @book_hoarding_dragon3038
      @book_hoarding_dragon3038 4 года назад +13

      @@OneShotQuesters sorry I forgot to tell the story ^^'
      Well my friend was playing an orc child with a really big head and she decided it would be a smart thing to let the character stick its head into a small pipe/ hole (I can't remember witch one it was).
      The head got stuck and she wanted to let her little orc pull its head out of the pipe/hole.
      In the end the orc riped its ears of and died because of the blood loss.

  • @MegaAniLinkFan
    @MegaAniLinkFan 3 года назад +3

    2:39 I think that rogue got, "THE POINT!"

  • @arctictiger8690
    @arctictiger8690 3 года назад +3

    One of my character's last words were
    "Well, I think this is the best outcome we could have hoped fo-"
    Then the entire party turned to dust

  • @sleepless_fox3995
    @sleepless_fox3995 3 года назад +3

    I'm currently using a wild card subclass rogue who is obsessed with luck (as he strongly believes his world is nothing but a mere game for the gods and therefore, what truly goberns is luck), he hasn't died yet, but if he did, his last words would be: "well, guess luck wasn't on my side this time... What an unlucky roll of the dice" with a slight chuckle and grin while he takes his last breath

  • @SpaceMissile
    @SpaceMissile 3 года назад +4

    2:45 best one

  • @Powwer69
    @Powwer69 3 года назад +6

    "I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote," so right before I die I could say "unquote.""
    -Stephen Wright

  • @Sic_Ca_Rax
    @Sic_Ca_Rax 3 года назад +5

    Kinda last words I expect a rogue to say... "Do I have advantage?"

  • @cautious3571
    @cautious3571 3 года назад +2

    My previous character's last words were, "You're too late! We've already won." Then he got disintegrated while flipping off Acererak.

  • @lchor
    @lchor 4 года назад +6

    As always, bringing us amazing and hilarious content! I really wasn't expecting that ending-

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  4 года назад +2

      Neither was the king 😂 You are amazing!!

  • @Sairyswolf
    @Sairyswolf 3 года назад +2

    "If you kill me I will only die" gets me giggling

  • @suli0786
    @suli0786 3 года назад +5

    My character’s last words were “let’s go kill those crystal golems”
    As you can imagine, I was squished.

  • @Toonjunkey1
    @Toonjunkey1 3 года назад +2

    My Last words Before the BBEG kills me would be a flawless reciting of the complete modern major general theme. If he's going to wait for you, might as well make your last word last long enough to try to make a play against him while you distract him with your long complex song.

  • @Bennicilline
    @Bennicilline 3 года назад +4

    "What are you going to do? Stab me??" .... "Oh my god, he stabbed me..."