Breakfast Food Tier List
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
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"If any type of energy drink is a part of your breakfast, you're either in college or the military."
Add fast food service workers to that, because I drink a can of Monster pretty much every morning.
Yeah, you can just add anyone who was “essential” during the pandemic to that.
I am in the medical field and lemme tell you Fruit Punch Rockstars filled the void that Fruit Punch Caprisuns left behind
Construction too. Energy drink for breakfast, crackers and cigarettes for lunch.
I am 2/3 on those current Occupations rn
Hospital kitchen. Ended up working back to back 6am-8pm shifts and was held together by 3 Bangs.
The humble egg is the ultimate breakfast food. No other food is as versatile and delicious as the egg 🥚
Potato
@@thehuntersburrow7453 potato is best starch egg is best protein
Facts.
Egg makes things into breakfast.
I recommend you constantly stir your eggs and use butter for creaminess
My dad made something called Hoohash which was potatoes fried with shallots, and bacon, and scrambled eggs all mixed together. You could replace stuff with ham, hash browns, or Lipton onion soup mix potatoes. Shambled around making that a few times for my hungover roommates.
We always did something similar in my family called Seahawks Scramble (always breakfast on football Sundays) that was diced potatoes with cubed ham steak. Absolutely delightful for how simple it is.
Interesting
Dude my mom makes the same thing but uses sausage it's absolutely amazing especially with pepper jack cheese thrown in
Finally. A sensible use of a tier list.
I absolutely agree on not microwaving pizza but the correct way to reheat is not in the oven but in a pan on the stove. Once the bottom of the pizza is sufficiently heated throw in 2 tablespoons of water directly on to the hot pan and cover with a lid. This will melt the cheese and leave you with a pizza that might be as good as original and a little quicker than the oven too.
The main downside is the cleanup time. It takes a while to scrub all the oil off the pan and lid, in addition to waiting for them to cool down.
Air fryer is a godsend for crisp, melty pizza. Just don’t overcook it.
I use cast iron only. Cleaning up anything other than that doesn't take long at all, besides, that's a part of cooking, it's gonna get messy
Zach was having FUN editing this. I had fun watching it. (you're commenting after a minute or so of video runtime!) and?
I'm more of a fan of spicy breakfast sausage than bacon. Agree about cereal. Its not filling enough and seems to just make my blood pressure tank from the sugar.
I love that I only recently started watching Columbo, and have already heard him mentioned like 6 times in places where I never would have expected to see him like with this video.
columbo truly was one of the best shows
If you cool the egg in cold water after boiling the shell comes off pretty easy.
My dad used to say that you had to scare the eggs with cold water, and so far maybe 2% of boiled eggs I've made lost only a tiny bit of egg peeling them.
That and also it might help to puncture a tiny hole to the shell where the air pocket is located in the egg with either a knife or a needle
I just have a dedicated egg tweezer to pick it off
Peeling boiled eggs is a skill, at the end of the day
theres a point where energy drinks no longer really work and you just feel your heart beat too fast
Bagels are sacred, all who disagree shalt be cast into eternal damnation.
Fair
Bagels suck. All they are are sad excuses for donuts, fight me.
@@Gamer77hpro your wish shall be granted
No
Except the people who like St. Louis bagels. The fuck's up with that?
My only major disagreement is grits, provided that they are cooked right, and either have cheese and pepper, or honey. If you think that eating grits is like eating sand, then you've never had them made properly. Plain grits have the same texture as oatmeal, basically, and taste like bland corn.
Personally, I'd give plain grits - D, sweet grits (with honey, brown sugar, etc.) - high C, and cheesy grits - high A.
Also, if that potato skillet had garlic, onions, and kielbasa, that'd be my second favorite breakfast, just behind Steak and Eggs, which was also missing.
This. Instant grits are the thing you choke down at break in the morning because you don’t have time to go anywhere for something else warm, but Quick/ 5 Min grits that are actually cooked in a pot are so so much better. Key idea is you’re shooting for corn risotto, and if you still have hard bits it’s undercooked. The idea of sweet grits hurts my sensibilities, but I guess it’s kind of like hasty pudding grade kind of stuff at that point.
@@Takenmynameandmycat Savory is definitely my favorite, but some people just can't get through breakfast without a ton of sugar, for some reason. Grits will work for any meal, though... you just have to know what to do with them.
Im glad im not the only one who likes plain cake donghnuts, i told my friends that once and they call me an unhinged man waiting to break, and while im not going to disagree with them, my lawyer suggests i not reply
For biscuits, my family has a tradition every time we head down to Georgia from New York. When we find a Cracker Barrel in the morning, we tend to stop and dine. Biscuits (warm or cold), jam (grape or blackberry), and butter is a combination my father and I often enjoy.
Have people not heard of breakfast pizza? It’s not cold pizza, it’s pizza made using crescent roll dough, but I’ve never heard people mention it outside my family so I’m starting to wonder if it’s just a thing my family does
Breakfast pizza is amazing!
On the breakfast burrito. I live in So-cal (old north mexico) and you can get a breakfast burrito from a local convenience store or gas station fresh off the grill. They are great for morning commutes when you are stuck in traffic. Even though I ride a motorcycle (old goldwing) I can put it in my cup holder and munch it when I am stuck in traffic. I managed to finish the whole thing when a truck flipped over on a single lane country road, blocking the main entrance to the town I work in. The cop beside me was amused.
I gotta say despite you and Mike being not huge content creators you are by far my favourite people on the site rn. And have been for a very long time since I discovered you last year.
I value anything that allows me to eat on the move, so granola bars, breakfast burritos, and breakfast sandwiches are in my S tier. Now, if I've got time to actually sit down and eat a nice breakfast, sunny-side up eggs and bacon with toast are my go-to. I thought sunny-side up eggs were just a marketing thing you never actually see in real life until I joined the Navy and someone ahead of me in the egg line ordered them. Haven't ordered them different ever since then.
It is kind of amazing how different an American breakfast is from a Norwegian Breakfast, FYI a Norwegian Breakfast is usualy just bread with some sort of sausage or cheese on it and sometimes eggs. And for lunch its bread again until you get to dinner and it is very varied.
I really like the editing style of this video. The level of humor is just right.
This was a fun one to watch live and seeing just how deep the breakfast discussion went
Lol. I love JunsKitchen. Best cooking content on RUclips
in the rare times i eat breakfast (i only ever drink coffee in the morning), i go for two sunny side up eggs and toast. shit's satisfying
I will ABSOLUTELY stand with you on the plain cake donuts. Absolutely phenomenal.
I feel like it's one of those things you realize when you get older. When I was a kid they were not great, but at almost 30 they're just the best.
@@jedediahcoulbourne1791 I think it’s just personal taste tbh. That or I have a “matured” sense of taste idk.
Did I just watch a man rate breakfast foods whilst ignoring the fact that I need sleep? Yes. Would I do it all over again? Yes.
- Bring eggs in pot to rolling boil and turn down a little so the shells don't tap themselves any cracks.
- Boil covered for 15 minutes. Have a bowl of ice water ready.
- After 15 minutes throw eggs in the ice water. Not literally. Or do, I'm not your dad.
- Put it in the fridge for 15 minutes.
- Yes they will be a bit colder, but the shell slides right off.
This is the most accurate tier list I have ever seen. 100% agreed with all of Zach's choices, with the sole exception of sausages. Easy S.
Biscuits are if anything more versatile than bagels. Anything that can be put on a bagel can go on them and if you mess up biscuits, you just crumble them up, mix in some eggs, maybe some meat and BOOM. amazing breakfast casserole.
If coffee can be a breakfast, than so can energy drinks. However, "If energy drink is a part of your breakfast, you are either in college or the military." Is 100% true.
4:45 ALBERTACO'S???? Holy shit i didnt expect Zachary Hazard to name drop an Alberto's copy
(copy doesn't mean low quality, it's just branding, majority of Alberto's copies are good asf)
This man has put bagels into S tier and I'm supposed to trust his judgment. My good sir Bagels have all the joy and flavor of a 1930's British breakfast.
Hear me out, apples and peanut butter.
That shit balling
Fuck yeah it is.
8:00 Better idea for cold pizza, fold two pieces together and put it in a panini press or waffle iron. Crispy exterior with crust with melty cheese on inside. Bonus points if cheese seeps out, because it gets carmelized.
Biscuits with jam, jelly, butter, honey and butter, chicken, any sort of breakfast sandwich from MickeyD's, biscuits and gravy, list continues. I am from the Midwest and they are incredibly versatile. A Tier.
Yankees love desecrating Grits with syrup, peanut butter, and jam, so I love desecrating Cream of Wheat with salt and cheese. It is INCREDIBLE that way. I should try it sweet sometime since I hate oatmeal and i don't have anything analogous to it to eat
i am violently allergic to two of the best things in breakfast; coffee* and eggs. Unfortunately this means i have to substitute or just eat something else but this list is perfect otherwise. Breakfast food is so good.
Also out of curiosity have you had breakfast pizza before. sausage, small bits of potato, egg, dip it or top it with salsa. that shit is incredible.
*not that i particularly care for the smell and taste of coffee but throw stuff in there and its incredible
A small arms repairmans guide to what good breakfast. A professional assessment.
If you add a couple table spoons of white vinegar in the boiling water it helps the shelling proccess. Also if you boil them for a good 6.5 to 7 min you get great soft boiled eggs that go great on ramen.
The funny thing about this is I just got done eating breakfast
Bagels are the goat, also best way to reheat cold pizza: put it on a frying pan covered with a splash of water so the cheese reheats properly (it’s faster than an oven)
Watching this while downing a pile of waffles, very nice
My favorite sandwich is four slices of pan-fried Black Forest Ham, with slices of Swiss Cheese between them, on fried bread with a fried egg, the top slice smeared with white gravy.
"Patrolling the Mojave makes you hungry for a nuclear tier breakfast meal."
9:48 "redbull is not breakfast" try saying that to any blue collar worker.
If you ever have the chance, Zach, try some Vietnamese beef pho for breakfast. It's incredibly filling and wholesome, and it has a lot of broth, meaning it aids digestion and you get more nutritions. Tell the cook to pop a poached egg in and it's S+ tier, easy.
9:27 the best donut since you can just, apply anything or eat it like that, and because it’s different, IT APPARENTLY TASTES BETTEE
Damn my lizard brain clicked on this title so quick I’m relieved it was from this channel. I guess I have a carnal weakness for breakfast
Add a little vinegar into your hardboiled eggs. It reacts with the shell on the egg, further hardening it and assists with lifting it away from the egg itself.
This is the hard hitting content I am subscribed for! LET'S MFING GO! WOOOOOOO
Zach, I feel like you haven't had cream of wheat properly. On its own, it's a paste that has no flavor. But with some cinnamon and sugar, it's a damn good breakfast that's extremely filling.
I absolutely love the adhd editing
Coffee with Pan Dulce(Latin American Sweet Bread): SSS+ Tier breakfast, Lunch AND Dinner
Pro Tip: Always get syrup on the side. A small cup of syrup on the side where you can dunk each bite right before you eat it, it's a game changer.
That Chernobyl refernece was great
When you’re a kid and want to emulate the coffee-drinking adults, hot coco is a bridge until you get the taste for coffee. I’ve had coco during breakfast to be like my dad
Singlehandedly the most controversial tier list ever devised. Lock your doors man. I worry about your safety after this video
I never expected to be watching a breakfast food tier list for breakfast ideas, but here we are
Pizza bagels are delicious, I wouldn't know if it wasn't for Tony Hawk.
I hold the position that a biscuit can do everything a bagel can do, and should thus be rated the same
Fyi:
If you have a head ache eat an apple. If painkillers dont help an apple might. I have been having cluster headaches for past couple of weeks and when theyre so bad that I cant even fall back asleep, I eat an apple and it gives me a bit more relief than acetaminophen or ibuprofen just enough to fall back asleep.
I'd flip bagels and biscuits but that's personal preference. You can do all the same stuff to a biscuit that you would a bagel only biscuits when done right have that wonderful flakey buttery goodness. Outstanding with gravy or with fried chicken and honeybutter thrown between it. God I love a good biscuit.
Big thing with Cream of Wheat or cream of Rice, you can make it a savory breakfast.
Clank up of cooked bacon and some green onions/garlic with salt to taste.
The “plain cake donuts” are called old fashioned, and they are godlike.
As a southerner I can never forgive you for putting biscuits in anything lower than A tier
A cheddar jalapeno bagel with garden vegetable cream cheese and an egg on top fucks harder than any other breakfast imaginable.
The secret to peeling hardboiled egg peeling is submerging them in ice water and peeling them immediately in the water. Boiling and refrigerated really only works if you cooked them properly. Any minute overcooked them bitches hard to peel
i don't eat breakfast a lot, generally because i'm not hungry (and when i am the most i'll usually eat is a granola bar or pop tart or smth), i can confirm that bagels and breakfast sandwiches are the best things to eat for breakfast. A decently made french toast also works.
When I was in AIT though, if they had those chocolate muffins (prepackaged) on the muffin table i would usually grab like four and stash em in my pockets to bring into my room even though i wasn't supposed to, that shit was bomb.
also as someone who is A: in college, B: in the military, and C: works in foodservice on the side, i can confirm that energy drink makes up about 40% of my blood, to the point where it actually showed up on my last blood test lol
Mate, a little secret about the hard boiled eggs. First of all, A tier. Second - after you boil them, immediately put them in cold or even freezing water, condensation will build between the shell and the egg, and it would come off almost instantly
I really enjoyed the editing on this one. Great job!!!
I would like to propose eggs benedict as S or A tier, mostly cause hollendaise is the best sauce known to man and back bacon (canadian bacon to you weird americans.) as well as poached eggs being personally my favourite.
Hard boiled eggs are super neat if you eat it like we do in germany, hack off the top with a knife and eat it with a teaspoon. No amount of peeling required👌
“If Red Bull is in your breakfast than you are either in college or the military “ or both in my case
Take an egg, break it over a small flat pile of shredded hash browns or left over fries in a skillet, cook on one side just enough to make it whole and hold together then flip and cook for 2-4 minutes. Not sure what it would be called, but its great.
This is one of the videos of all time
Zach liking plain old fashioned cake donuts is the proof I needed to justify my crusade on donuts. The Cake Donuts shall rise again!
This is the kind of silly content I come to the internet for
This is genuinely a solid list 10/10 would recommend
I’ll take heat for this because I always did at work, but the simple breakfast croissant sausage and egg sandwich from AM/PM is the best breakfast food ever. It’s always perfect and good
Breakfast burrito with hashbrowns, bacon, ham, egg, and maybe a lil' bit of Mayo? Gaht'damn- 11/10, I'd eat it every time if it wasn't as hard to make.
Who's the sociopath NOT putting potatoes in breakfast burritos? That's a main ingredient.
French toast with powdered sugar and maple syrup is God tier. Hash browns are A tier IMO. They can be so fucking good but some places have the worst soggiest ones.
Hashbrown, scrambled eggs, bacon or chorizo, cheese, onion, spinach, tomato as a breakfast burito.
Zach, the way to get the shell off a hardboiled egg without fucking it up is by using your thumbnail to get under the shell and then breaking a piece off. You want to kinda retract your thumb as part of the breaking motion and let the egg bend however much it wants to until it snaps off.
Bro i havent seen a jun's kitchen video in so long, miss that channel
the intro goes hard!
my experience with breakfast burrito usually is a bunch of burnt out chiefs trying to sell them to me AFTER i already ate breakfast that morning
sometimes if i feel zesty i air fry some bacon and have it with a nice toasted bagel. can't go wrong with it
YOU ARE GOATED FOR THE PLAIN CAKE DONUT
C for Calcium!!!!! Im so happy i said that.
As a southerner you not ranking biscuits as S just means you've never had some good biscuits.
Edit: Was NOT expecting to see Jun's Kitchen on this channel!! Been watching that guy for like 4-5 years!!! Love him!!!
the intro to this video could be a meme by itself 😂
This is the most normal tier list ever and I love it
My favorite breakfast item is breakfast bowls its just a bowl of what ever you want mixxed together
03:29 Just a little hard boiled egg lifehack here from an Asian. After boiling the eggs place them into a bowl with cold water and let them cool off in there. The shells are gonna come off the egg more easily and cleanly then.
Egg: The most popular form of child to eat.
Bagels with chives cream cheese, with smoked salmon and capers on it. Best breakfast.
As I got older the Really well made and still hot plain donuts were the best. Just like Grandma's cake...didn't need any dang frosting.
Toast, sunny side up eggs, and a slice of fried spam.
hey, whenever you cook eggs, immediately make them stop cooking with ice water.
The reason their shells not coming off is thanks to a skin beneath the shell. Shocking it in ice water weakens that skin, making it so you can slam it down on the counter and then start peeling
Now this is the content of the masses
now we need Zach to do a making breakfast stream