The Lincoln Town Car Was the Last True American Luxury Sedan

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  • @DougDeMuro
    @DougDeMuro  5 лет назад +761

    GO BUY SIGNED DOUG PHOTOS!
    www.dougdemuro.com/
    the-dougstore.myshopify.com/

  • @arielramos9614
    @arielramos9614 5 лет назад +4017

    Stay tuned for the “Doug DeMuro premium Snapchat 18+ only”
    Edit:There’s clear demand for this, Doug were waiting

    • @DrAlex-ly3kz
      @DrAlex-ly3kz 5 лет назад +373

      He'd be wearing only one T shirt. Scandalous

    • @mathewbsaenz
      @mathewbsaenz 5 лет назад +221

      You mean we'd get to see his quirks and features? And then we'd give him a doug score?

    • @alexander1485
      @alexander1485 5 лет назад +24

      hed be in tighty whiteys

    • @thatrealba
      @thatrealba 5 лет назад +34

      @@mathewbsaenz most things get a Doug Score only after they are ridden for a while. I'm going to pass on that, hahahah!

    • @josem.alfaro8116
      @josem.alfaro8116 5 лет назад +4

      @@mathewbsaenz lol

  • @simonweekes3068
    @simonweekes3068 5 лет назад +2952

    Signed photos? Next he'll be selling VHS copies of his RUclips videos.

  • @jubinkc
    @jubinkc 5 лет назад +3171

    Doug the kind of guy to put a character limit on a signed photo.

    • @Raymo2u
      @Raymo2u 5 лет назад +120

      No symbols or numbers please ;)

    • @cassandrafox8562
      @cassandrafox8562 5 лет назад +189

      He didn't say what language it had to be, so Mandarin it is.

    • @RomainSandt
      @RomainSandt 5 лет назад +21

      That on a Tshirt would be fun.

    • @jackn5866
      @jackn5866 5 лет назад +44

      Honestly Doug should sell t shirts with like his favorite "Doug the type of __" comment

    • @zloychechen5150
      @zloychechen5150 5 лет назад +17

      That's a quirk, so give him a break.

  • @theboogeyman5736
    @theboogeyman5736 3 года назад +807

    2011 was a terrible year for car enthusiasts. They killed the crown Vic, the town car and they killed Saab

  • @Arthurzeiro
    @Arthurzeiro 5 лет назад +675

    The ammount of photos signed with "Doug the type of guy to ..." is gonna be astronomical

    • @joespittle1
      @joespittle1 5 лет назад +38

      But people are smart enough not to pay a small fortune for a little photo

    • @ImperiaGin
      @ImperiaGin 5 лет назад +18

      @@joespittle1 nah people will pay

    • @cesareborgia9259
      @cesareborgia9259 5 лет назад

      @@joespittle1 I hope so.

    • @NoNegotiations
      @NoNegotiations 5 лет назад +8

      @@joespittle1 Yeah, people are dumb asses, they will pay.

    • @vanPoll
      @vanPoll 5 лет назад

      It is gonna be endless...

  • @nydabeats
    @nydabeats 5 лет назад +708

    love you doug but the signed photo thing is a bit cringy...

    • @hannahokoniewski9834
      @hannahokoniewski9834 5 лет назад +30

      Very....

    • @bradford_shaun_murray
      @bradford_shaun_murray 5 лет назад +44

      ...are naked ones extra $?

    • @nydabeats
      @nydabeats 5 лет назад +34

      signed photos is something you bury on the merch website, not promote so heavily before every video. just some humble advise.

    • @nateg4336
      @nateg4336 5 лет назад +16

      Well I mean its Doug...What do you expect 😂

    • @legitdownz8926
      @legitdownz8926 5 лет назад +7

      Y’all hatin on Doug but this man on his way to being the goat of car reviews. Next 3 years he might hit 10 mill or even a tv show/special. I think it’s a quirky cool thing.

  • @chr900
    @chr900 5 лет назад +1671

    I wouldve taken the shirt for $35. Wtf ima do with a signed photo from a dude who reads car manuals for a living?

    • @Jk-cx7ko
      @Jk-cx7ko 5 лет назад +82

      Chris B Best. Fucking. Comment

    • @B0g3465
      @B0g3465 5 лет назад +5

      Just go on Spreadshirt and search for Doug Demuro, you will find your shirt.

    • @braxtonlewis3479
      @braxtonlewis3479 5 лет назад

      Yes just get a guy beside a cool car and ya got one for free

    • @vb-kj4em
      @vb-kj4em 5 лет назад +27

      glue it to your t-shirt

    • @joeg.1119
      @joeg.1119 5 лет назад +6

      Chris B oh yeah why u butthurt cause he makes more money than you jackass lol 😂

  • @skaterisme2
    @skaterisme2 2 года назад +70

    Just bought one at 24 years old and I'm in love with the comfort and class of this masterpiece. Very happy with my purchase!

    • @whitegoodman7465
      @whitegoodman7465 2 года назад +2

      Still have it? how is it?

    • @crowsbridge
      @crowsbridge Год назад

      cool

    • @debbierhode6291
      @debbierhode6291 8 месяцев назад

      I LOVE my 2004, and yes I am 60 but my 31 year old daughter loves to borrow it for road trips. And my 6byear old Granddaughter LOVES it too!

    • @patricioperez7323
      @patricioperez7323 4 месяца назад +1

      Imma get one and put some swangas or vogues on it 😂

  • @josipcuric8767
    @josipcuric8767 5 лет назад +427

    I want "Doug is the type of guy to put a character limit on a signed pho-" on my signed photo

    • @lharris428
      @lharris428 5 лет назад +45

      I don't think Doug has realized how may "the type of guy" requests he's probably going to get....

    • @juggernaught069
      @juggernaught069 5 лет назад +14

      Who else counted the characters?

    • @seanlyder3023
      @seanlyder3023 5 лет назад +13

      this is an incredible comment

    • @giftedone6766
      @giftedone6766 5 лет назад +6

      🤣

  • @gz9975
    @gz9975 5 лет назад +353

    Signed photo? Who are you, Michael Schumacher?

    • @hus-_-bro2993
      @hus-_-bro2993 5 лет назад +3

      Lmaooo

    • @marioh5172
      @marioh5172 5 лет назад +5

      Michael Schumacher cannot sign anything.

    • @orcite
      @orcite 5 лет назад +1

      Michjael shoemasher

    • @chintanjani
      @chintanjani 5 лет назад +4

      Mario Huana chillllll that’s mad disrespectful

    • @cvachty
      @cvachty 5 лет назад +1

      @@chintanjani no, it's a fact you melting snowflake

  • @Billy-qx4db
    @Billy-qx4db 4 года назад +548

    I get the feeling that these cars either have 40,000 miles or 400,000 miles. Not much in between.

    • @jamesslick4790
      @jamesslick4790 3 года назад +27

      And if it's in good condition appearance wise, It hardly makes a difference. The late Panthers are Zippo dependable. (And I'm a GM guy!).

    • @mrschmoney6008
      @mrschmoney6008 3 года назад +6

      Got mine for 85,000

    • @jackhoff622
      @jackhoff622 3 года назад +16

      Got a 1999 executive for $2400 with 118000 off some old people very well taken care of got a steal on it. When I found the ad listing off Facebook marketplace it was only posted for 23 minutes

    • @toddedwards1371
      @toddedwards1371 3 года назад +6

      Mine has 243,000 it's a 99

    • @alanholmes2366
      @alanholmes2366 3 года назад +16

      The 4.6 V8 was an iconic engine as far as reliability. We have an Expedition with a 4.6 with close to 250k miles on it. I would trust it to go anywhere in. We just picked up an 03 Town Car Cartier edition with just over 100k miles on it (all dealer maintained). Only way I'll part with it is if I find a deal on one with even lower miles. Our 1 German car is going to get angry if we bring home another v8 Ford product! Lol

  • @JohnnyS001
    @JohnnyS001 3 года назад +105

    This car is magnificent -- an absolute classic. Man, I wish they still made cars like this. A few minor upgrades is all it needs. Put a modern Ford 5-liter V8 under the hood, with a six-speed automatic transmission, and it would still sell like hotcakes!

    • @whitegoodman7465
      @whitegoodman7465 2 года назад +24

      They last too long..doesnt go along with cars nowdays and their planned obsolescence

    • @TheCuriousNoob
      @TheCuriousNoob Год назад +12

      Modern car engines are ticking time bombs. They want cars to fail so people are forced to buy new.
      That anemic old V8 might have been extraordinarily underpowered even when it was new but they are known to last 250k miles with mediocre maintenance and over 400k with good maintenance... That engine puts any Japanese car to shame probably because they knew their market for the engine (police and livery use).

  • @gabrielriveros4284
    @gabrielriveros4284 5 лет назад +536

    Comments:
    98% Negative opinions about the photos
    2% opinions about the car

    • @lapollamirko
      @lapollamirko 5 лет назад +11

      let's say 100% negative opinions about the photos !!!!

    • @MrGubovas
      @MrGubovas 5 лет назад +10

      50% comments about comments.

    • @thecman26
      @thecman26 5 лет назад

      Standard butthurt

    • @MichaelRCarlson
      @MichaelRCarlson 5 лет назад +4

      Mainstream channel viewers tend not to be the brightest, or kindest.

    • @coachmcdermott4
      @coachmcdermott4 5 лет назад +2

      maybe he shouldn't have tried to E-beg

  • @JoeMama-jq1st
    @JoeMama-jq1st 5 лет назад +5597

    Your signed photo idea gets a Doug score of 0

    • @jose01099
      @jose01099 5 лет назад +433

      T-shirts would be a way better choice

    • @bradford_shaun_murray
      @bradford_shaun_murray 5 лет назад +139

      ...yeah it's a bit like when the commentator of a football match signs the poster of a famous player but the player doesn't sign it - and then 20 years later when cleaning out the cupboard you see the dodgy signed poster all ripped and folded up in a random manner crushed uncaringly under old Playboy and Metal Hammer magazines and you think "this poster sucks what was I thinking this is worth nothing - I think I'll throw this out"

    • @rogelioa.c.4877
      @rogelioa.c.4877 5 лет назад +34

      I just need to know how much it scored at the weekend category in styling... xD

    • @rickyether877
      @rickyether877 5 лет назад +41

      Up to 90 characters face ass

    • @chipskylark8869
      @chipskylark8869 5 лет назад +30

      Lol, I know some people will pay, but what is this guy thinking? We just want Glamorous headshots

  • @lucpower777
    @lucpower777 5 лет назад +455

    Signed Doug photos for 50$ ? 1st of april was 2 month ago !

  • @crispchaos
    @crispchaos 3 года назад +217

    My dad had this car when I was a kid. We used to always get people coming up and saying “nice car” and looking at it when we stopped at gas stations. All I really remember was how much room we had inside, how long it was, the digital dash, nice sound system.

    • @lejohnd2430
      @lejohnd2430 3 года назад +8

      That’s nice

    • @cheryvids2487
      @cheryvids2487 3 года назад +4

      Digital ?

    • @KentC5150Transport
      @KentC5150Transport 2 года назад +14

      @@cheryvids2487 Dude there were "digital dash" (speedometers) in the 1980s..........

    • @Mikecaserta
      @Mikecaserta 2 года назад +5

      I have a 2003 Lincoln towncar. The only thing that I hate about it is that its so long and wide and it makes it hard to parallel park LOL

  • @mbaxter22
    @mbaxter22 4 года назад +1897

    I love this whole series of cars (Towncar / Grand Marquis / Crown Vic) and everyone thinks I'm nuts.

    • @JohnDoe12515
      @JohnDoe12515 4 года назад +224

      same here, My wife think Im an old man stuck in a young mans body

    • @Will-pl4tp
      @Will-pl4tp 4 года назад +154

      Joe Doe bro as someone who is 15 I’ve considered getting this as my first car when I get my license
      Edit: hi guys, a little update. I ended up getting a 2014 ford focus as my first car and at the time of me commenting this, I've owned it for a little over a month. So far I haven't had any major issues with the car

    • @JohnDoe12515
      @JohnDoe12515 4 года назад +60

      @@Will-pl4tp that's awesome! Follow your dreams buddy!

    • @maddoxoliver2418
      @maddoxoliver2418 4 года назад +95

      @@Will-pl4tp As a 17 year old, I'm saving up for one as my first vehicle. There's one around the corner from me for $2200. I believe they are the best buy for a low price, especially for the comfort and reliability it offers (there are many Town Cars hitting 500k miles without a problem).

    • @Will-pl4tp
      @Will-pl4tp 4 года назад +28

      Maddox Harley I wonder if any of the town cars hit 1 million miles. Also from what I’m hearing it seems like a nice car. My dad owns the 08 Grand Marquis and my Gosh it’s comfy as hell!

  • @Thanos.m
    @Thanos.m 5 лет назад +709

    I just love how everyone focused on the signed photos and completely forgot about the car in the whole video

    • @theproffessional9
      @theproffessional9 5 лет назад +1

      Because it took up a huge chunk of the start of the video, lmao.

    • @davidfrischknecht8261
      @davidfrischknecht8261 5 лет назад +1

      I just skipped over the promo.

    • @raulio81
      @raulio81 5 лет назад +5

      And the car is great, I just love this old American style.

    • @maciejmascianica7177
      @maciejmascianica7177 5 лет назад

      It's only because it is worst that review. And this is kind of art that exist thing worst that Doug talking.

    • @42luke93
      @42luke93 5 лет назад +4

      thanos mousios
      It sucks too because this is the video I have been waiting for and the beginning had to get bombed.

  • @Kalvinjj
    @Kalvinjj 5 лет назад +446

    The only allowable text on the $50 pic is a "Doug the type of guy ..." joke

    • @tadeumaghuhnchen1012
      @tadeumaghuhnchen1012 5 лет назад +2

      So true...

    • @veeti4210
      @veeti4210 5 лет назад

      thats more overrused than youtuber merchandise

    • @cannabinized
      @cannabinized 5 лет назад +2

      "Sincerely, Doug, the type of guy to charge $50 for this dumb photo"

  • @jaremypresnell8671
    @jaremypresnell8671 3 года назад +479

    Everyone: "A picture is worth a thousand words"
    Doug: "Best I can do is $50"

    • @nicklasveva
      @nicklasveva 2 года назад +14

      This makes literally no sense.

    • @ChickenGaming-er2dy
      @ChickenGaming-er2dy 2 года назад +1

      Bruh

    • @saeedmahjoori
      @saeedmahjoori 2 года назад +5

      ​@@nicklasveva it's possible that they meant:
      Everyone: "A picture is worth a thousand words."
      Doug: "Best I can do is 90 characters!"

    • @nm2000
      @nm2000 Год назад +2

      50 bucks of a picture is literally peak arrogance.

  • @kuchenwesen8138
    @kuchenwesen8138 5 лет назад +478

    Doug, the kinda guy who thinks people rather buy signed photos of cars than t shirts.

    • @zechengwang9776
      @zechengwang9776 5 лет назад +11

      just want a t-shirt!

    • @OsellaSquadraCorse
      @OsellaSquadraCorse 5 лет назад +27

      Doug; the kind of guy who thinks t-shirts are 'played out' DESPITE ALWAYS WEARING AT LEAST TWO!

  • @ropeyarn
    @ropeyarn 5 лет назад +441

    I have a low mileage Grand Marquis and it is my favorite ride to a McDonalds far, far away.

    • @aaz1992
      @aaz1992 5 лет назад +30

      Warren Buffet? Is that you?

    • @aaz1992
      @aaz1992 5 лет назад +23

      Don't forget your coupons!

    • @TruckinRoundTv
      @TruckinRoundTv 4 года назад +10

      I have a 40k marquis time capsule Fantastic car!!!

    • @Johnkoth
      @Johnkoth 4 года назад +6

      That car will last the rest of your life and beyond.

    • @warplane334
      @warplane334 4 года назад +3

      Rezzo Jr my dad has a 2013 Honda Fit with more miles XD it’s over 56000 now

  • @justme7920
    @justme7920 5 лет назад +540

    Fans: t-shirts, stickers, keychains!
    Doug: signed photos

    • @BlackTownie999
      @BlackTownie999 5 лет назад +43

      for $50 bucks...Lmao.

    • @giggitygoo5623
      @giggitygoo5623 5 лет назад +47

      Not t-shirts. We want Doug shorts

    • @MikeKayK
      @MikeKayK 5 лет назад +23

      Why sell a useful article of clothing when you can sell an expensive, pointless photo that you can add to your collection of useless clutter?

    • @nfinzer22
      @nfinzer22 5 лет назад +22

      He should sell t-shirts to wear under your t-shirt.

    • @j_freed
      @j_freed 5 лет назад +6

      I want a Doug Tee to wear UNDER my other Tee.

  • @crazysteve9390
    @crazysteve9390 3 года назад +93

    I have a hard time associating 2005 with “old school”

    • @z609gaming
      @z609gaming 3 года назад +13

      Ikr. I have a 2007 Grand Marquis and to me it’s “new” just because growing up we didn’t have brand new cars. In 2006 my family had a 98 Grand Caravan, to put it in perspective.

    • @MrAdamGC
      @MrAdamGC 2 года назад +3

      I consider anything made in the 2000's to be a modern car. Cars in general changed a lot more going from the 80's to the 90's than from the 90's to the 00's. For the last decade it's just been about engineering them to fail under the guise of 'innovative technology' and ever worse construction quality all around. Oh yeah, 2005 Grand Marquis LS Premium owner here.

    • @truckernation7886
      @truckernation7886 2 года назад +1

      They’ve been using this same frame since the 70s. And this particular engine was produced since 1991.

    • @ChickenGaming-er2dy
      @ChickenGaming-er2dy 2 года назад +1

      2001 is more old school and better styling imo

    • @JordanHowellMusic
      @JordanHowellMusic 2 года назад

      I have a 2008 Honda Accord V6 coupe and it’s the newest car I’m gonna get. And even that’s rusted out and I’m probably going to have to sell it for parts this week.
      (𝑰𝒇 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒂, 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘!!!)...😚

  • @numbers9to0
    @numbers9to0 5 лет назад +272

    A signed photo doesn't keep your warm, nor does it protect your body from uv light.

    • @anon457
      @anon457 5 лет назад +15

      No but if a picture of Doug standing by a nice car smiling at you doesn't warm your heart idk what will.

    • @thecman26
      @thecman26 5 лет назад

      You

    • @jadenviljoen3800
      @jadenviljoen3800 5 лет назад

      But it gives you daddy Doug's face

  • @anonamous365
    @anonamous365 5 лет назад +266

    Signed photos....who do you think you are an adult actress

  • @benrobinson375
    @benrobinson375 5 лет назад +260

    I love your content but I thought you were joking about the whole signed photo thing. It's a little bit narcissistic.

    • @thespicemelange4536
      @thespicemelange4536 5 лет назад +45

      Oh narcissistic is a car rating scoring system named after himself. This is delusion of grandeur.

    • @brandonalsop1281
      @brandonalsop1281 5 лет назад +9

      I kind of want to buy one that says Dear X, I pee sitting down. Love, Doug Demuro

    • @benrobinson375
      @benrobinson375 5 лет назад +1

      @@brandonalsop1281 Doug is the type of guy who uses a toilet to check out its 'interesting quirks and features'.

    • @ImTheMan78
      @ImTheMan78 5 лет назад +1

      Ben Robinson 😂😂😂😂

  • @DavidPysnik
    @DavidPysnik 3 года назад +107

    "The Town Car is body-on-frame... which is an old-school way of constructing cars you just don't see anymore, except for full-size pickups and some large SUVs." Yes, it creates a strong, solid, and extremely durable vehicle, hence why modern rugged vehicles use it and, as you cite later, is what gives this vehicle the ability to go hundreds of thousands of miles even under the heavy use and abuse of large city livery services.
    You also mention they didn't upgrade it over the years, expecting it to go out. I'd argue it actually went out because of lack of upgrades. From 1998-2011, it received very little treatment and the engine in 2011 was still lower in performance than a Cadillac Fleetwood from 1994. Have Mercedes or BMW not change or upgrade one of their models for over a decade and see how well their sales go. I think Lincoln wanted to phase out the Town Car, not its customers, so it could phase in cheaper, yet more modern, construction.

    • @gregorsamsa1364
      @gregorsamsa1364 3 года назад +10

      No, the customers were drying up(or, more accurately, dying off). The vast majority of panther platform sales at that point were police cars and livery vehicles, but even those sales were drying up. Continuing the platform would have been a disastrous move, especially with all the money they would've thrown away on getting the 30-something year old platform to keep up with changing fuel-economy, emissions, and safety regulations.
      It was the longest running platform of any American auto maker ever- it was time to retire it. But they were fantastic vehicles

    • @GoodAfterNoon
      @GoodAfterNoon 2 года назад +1

      All facts. The powers that be have been trying to destroy this type of car since the early seventies. These represent solid independence. That’s a no no

    • @power7239
      @power7239 2 года назад

      Sounds pretty spot on

    • @BRAINFxck10
      @BRAINFxck10 2 года назад

      Well Ford didn't upgrade it because of the SUV trend, Lincoln only sells SUVs & Crossovers now and the Navigator has replaced the Town Car as their top luxury limo. They even tried bringing the Continental back but it wasn't very attractive and the Navigator killed it in sales.

    • @ss-qw4bw
      @ss-qw4bw Год назад +1

      Do you want to know why the Lincoln Town Car only has 224 HP? Do you know why? Because the elderly do not need more than this power!!! What silly and stupid excuses!! Lexus Ls and Mercedes S Class, most of their owners in the nineties were rich and elderly, but did this prevent them from putting a powerful engine in their cars!!! They will tell you that because of the low sales and high demand for 4×4 cars, is this the stupid reason that prevented them from installing a powerful engine, new transmission and improved suspension in the year 1990-2003 ?????

  • @hellrock
    @hellrock 5 лет назад +454

    Doug the type of guy to print a screenshot from a video and signs it for $50

    • @fvhghgbuntftfvtfv8429
      @fvhghgbuntftfvtfv8429 5 лет назад +17

      HA!!!!!
      Hope you don’t mind that I’m going to use your exact words when I order a pic from @Doug DeMuro

    • @TheKaisarwilhelm
      @TheKaisarwilhelm 5 лет назад +5

      Capitalism at its best. If no one wants it, then he doesn't make money.

    • @christianboulay4722
      @christianboulay4722 5 лет назад +5

      Doug type of Guy to have his photo taken with a professional camera, he then signs and sells to millions of happy viewers.

    • @Altair-El-Haddad
      @Altair-El-Haddad 5 лет назад

      @Kevin Prima you hate him alot, I see. XD

    • @hallucinatedovens8414
      @hallucinatedovens8414 5 лет назад +5

      @Kevin Prima Commie Trump? Where did you hear this?

  • @SoHoDon_718
    @SoHoDon_718 5 лет назад +372

    $50 photo 😂😂, Doug turning into supreme

    • @ja4122
      @ja4122 5 лет назад +1

      SoHo Don yo this nigga stupid

    • @danger450
      @danger450 5 лет назад +16

      That's $50 more than actual celebrities often charge ...

    • @Fibrosis50Creations
      @Fibrosis50Creations 5 лет назад +2

      It's predecessor The Lincoln Continental demands a review (V8) and by it demands I mean me and by I demand I mean please.

    • @goldenrackz6932
      @goldenrackz6932 5 лет назад +1

      Facts its not many people that want a signed photo. $10 wouda been fine

  • @iamnoel2
    @iamnoel2 5 лет назад +380

    "maybe a windshield sticker would be nice?"
    Doug: Here's a signed photo of me

    • @johnnydeville5701
      @johnnydeville5701 5 лет назад +7

      And only with the cars I pick too! I say I'm not biased, but really I am!

  • @theboogeyman5736
    @theboogeyman5736 3 года назад +99

    I will always choose this over luxury crossovers

    • @yes8032
      @yes8032 3 года назад +4

      Same here! Or any luxury sedan

    • @AdventMusics07
      @AdventMusics07 3 года назад +10

      Old cars are more quirky than the clone cars we got now

    • @brodyvermilyea114
      @brodyvermilyea114 3 года назад +2

      @@yes8032 you would pick a town car over any bentley or rolls royce?

    • @yes8032
      @yes8032 3 года назад +9

      @@brodyvermilyea114 no I mean I would get any luxury sedan over a crossover rolls and Bentley are still 1000x better than this tho

    • @potatoes5829
      @potatoes5829 3 года назад +5

      @@brodyvermilyea114 I’m not rich enough to maintain a bentley/rolls royce

  • @troy2478
    @troy2478 5 лет назад +660

    Doug's the type of guy who would charge $50 for a picture that cost him 50 cents.

    • @dylangrounds9723
      @dylangrounds9723 5 лет назад +20

      You can get a 4x6 like that at walgreens for 39 cents after tax.

    • @verycutetaco
      @verycutetaco 5 лет назад +12

      I give your originality a 10/10

    • @joespittle1
      @joespittle1 5 лет назад +1

      @@dylangrounds9723 lmaoooo

    • @danthonyphillips1617
      @danthonyphillips1617 5 лет назад

      🤣

    • @dylangrounds9723
      @dylangrounds9723 5 лет назад +1

      @@verycutetaco Doug the type of guy to go for the 11 cent difference when hes charging $50

  • @h.0436
    @h.0436 5 лет назад +200

    How about a Balenciaga x Doug Demuro double tshirt?

    • @eliteultra9
      @eliteultra9 5 лет назад

      That's fire with quirks and features

    • @RockSolitude
      @RockSolitude 5 лет назад

      Y/Project beat you to it. Check out the Y/Project layered t-shirt. Also their double and triple shirts.

    • @h.0436
      @h.0436 5 лет назад

      RockSolitude yea but it aint from doug demuro

    • @demnuh
      @demnuh 5 лет назад

      @@RockSolitude Yohji and Rick beat Y/ to it more than a decade ago, if not almost two lol. and I believe I remember an archive Rei Kawakubo's CDG from like late 80s or early 90s

  • @MADMANB68
    @MADMANB68 5 лет назад +203

    $50 for a signed photo??! Who do you think you are Doug Cruise!? Dwayne the Rock Dougson?! FOH

    • @blazeyfearey9001
      @blazeyfearey9001 5 лет назад +7

      MADMANB68 the Dwayne the rock dougson killed me 😭😭💀

    • @steyyJ
      @steyyJ 5 лет назад

      $50 for a lot of his viewers is literally nothing.

    • @TheChocolateChamp
      @TheChocolateChamp 5 лет назад +1

      Lol lol lol

    • @joespittle1
      @joespittle1 5 лет назад +1

      I'm dying, Dwayne the rock dougson

    • @91myroc
      @91myroc 5 лет назад

      Doug Cruise had me 😂😂😂

  • @robertcollins7025
    @robertcollins7025 2 года назад +37

    We bought used 2005 Town Car just yesterday. It is absolutely identical except the alloys are different in design. Same color and all. It's exactly what Doug says. Simple, cushy, lumbering, and low tech. Absolutely refreshing after our tight, high tech Prius with a bad ride. We bought the Lincoln for touring in comfort. I'm 6'5" 280lbs. It fits me like a glove. Thanks Doug!

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 5 лет назад +327

    Hot take:
    Doug is regretting those monthly Ford GT payments, so he's selling autographed pics
    Brilliant, really.

    • @slyzool
      @slyzool 5 лет назад +3

      Absolutely excellent. Well done.

    • @tqdinh2
      @tqdinh2 5 лет назад +1

      AdamG1983 😂

    • @vollste
      @vollste 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @backfire5449
      @backfire5449 5 лет назад +1

      Outstanding move

    • @Conservativechristiancombat
      @Conservativechristiancombat 5 лет назад +2

      @Joe H he paid close to $200,000 so I'd say probably $2,000 I know he made a good down payment

  • @lochoangpham
    @lochoangpham 5 лет назад +316

    How about signed double T shirts for 50?

    • @caseyman97
      @caseyman97 5 лет назад +1

      Now that's good marketing!

    • @Aff3ct000
      @Aff3ct000 5 лет назад +4

      Absolutely. They've got to be shitty, a poor fit, with the collars washed and hashed all to hell.

  • @superdave2316
    @superdave2316 4 года назад +441

    Doug I used to drive the "L" extended version for an airport limousine company in Canada. Ford was stupid to end production of those cars as they were the finest mass produced livery car on the market. Many of them ran for a quarter million miles and the only surprise weakness was the intake manifold. They also gave up the Crown Vic at the same time which ruined the Police/Taxi market as well. I'll never understand that decision as it was a successful market for Ford. They just followed everyone else down the rabbit hole of front wheel drive cookie cutter cars. You could drive a Town Car 2,000 miles and not even feel stiff when you climbed out. They also looked great in black.

    • @brad2012100
      @brad2012100 2 года назад +7

      It was government regulation that killed big cars like this they demanded more fuel economy and it just wasn't possible

    • @robertvanderbush737
      @robertvanderbush737 2 года назад +16

      Tell me about it, just bought a 2011 black signature long wheelbase Towncar today. What a great driving car, doesnt handle as good as my Crown vic interceptor but rides smooth as a cloud.

    • @robertvanderbush737
      @robertvanderbush737 2 года назад +9

      @@brad2012100 What we would like to know is, did Ford even bother to try shoving an ecoboost V6 into a town car for better fuel economy? The answer, probably not

    • @SilverLightningXV
      @SilverLightningXV 2 года назад +8

      @@robertvanderbush737 they could've even given us something like an EcoBoost V8 👀

    • @realjordanbelfort
      @realjordanbelfort 2 года назад +5

      sorr i can’t hear you over my LS400

  • @raoul3016
    @raoul3016 3 года назад +501

    So how would you like your car?
    Old people: *_L A R G E_*

  • @nsoldt
    @nsoldt 5 лет назад +629

    I want a signed Doug photo for just $50!
    Said no one ever.....

    • @-HighTide
      @-HighTide 5 лет назад +13

      Hindsight 20 / 20
      Funny your name handle Avatar ... must be how he's feeling

    • @thomyorke69
      @thomyorke69 5 лет назад +1

      Bubble Bass 420 nein

    • @4991dalex
      @4991dalex 5 лет назад +1

      Doug is the real life Rupert Pupkin from the King of Comedy.

    • @chrislentz1734
      @chrislentz1734 5 лет назад +6

      Who the fuck would buy a picture of a car from a guy who’s is fucking annoying lol if you do slap your self your a dumb fuck 😂😂

    • @CalQaida
      @CalQaida 5 лет назад +1

      @@chrislentz1734 You said what I was thinking and expressed a little less harshly. A+

  • @justme7920
    @justme7920 5 лет назад +354

    Doug the type of guy whose signature is worth $34.75.

  • @rpm773
    @rpm773 5 лет назад +184

    I just acquired an unsigned photo of Doug DeMuro standing near a Town Car

    • @jorgelbarral
      @jorgelbarral 5 лет назад +4

      AHahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 5 лет назад +3

      I'll give you one Canadian Dollar for it

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 5 лет назад +20

      Screen grabs don't count unless they're printed from Doug's own inkjet from 1997.

    • @roshangomez
      @roshangomez 5 лет назад +2

      That is worth even more!

    • @fuckoffyou
      @fuckoffyou 5 лет назад +3

      I have multiple photos of Doug standing near cars, some of those photos do have profanities written on them like "sell us fucking T-Shirts".

  • @souldude6344
    @souldude6344 2 года назад +14

    I managed to snag one of these gems in good condition for $2,700 just four days ago. They are every bit as comfortable as they claim to be. Even with heavily worn front and rear end parts, this boat simply floats over the road without a care in the world. Potholes are merely an afterthought in these machines. Great car.

  • @gooondie
    @gooondie 5 лет назад +236

    Doug the kind of guy who thinks he needs to limit the order intake of signed pictures of Doug DeMuro

    • @sqlim85
      @sqlim85 5 лет назад +1

      With almost 3 mln subs I guest it makes sense.

    • @bradford_shaun_murray
      @bradford_shaun_murray 5 лет назад

      ...hey they might sell out you never know - these could be collectible in years to come like say um like um you know those things that um...i think i better head off now...

  • @somaanazam
    @somaanazam 5 лет назад +508

    Doug the type of guy to sell his own autographs online..

    • @tjk9263
      @tjk9263 5 лет назад +2

      Im going to email Doug to send me a pic of him with the McLaren 720S Spider and have him write.." Doug is the type of guy......".....lol....i wonder if he would do it?...lol

    • @bradford_shaun_murray
      @bradford_shaun_murray 5 лет назад +7

      ...I know, it's not good when things get this low.

    • @tjk9263
      @tjk9263 5 лет назад +4

      @@bradford_shaun_murray He is doing just fine in terms of income but the whole thing of selling autograph pics of himself is just a bad idea....live and learn i guess

    • @abdullahrashid6118
      @abdullahrashid6118 5 лет назад

      HAHAHHAHAHAHAAH BEST XD

    • @parkerlewis7924
      @parkerlewis7924 5 лет назад

      But someone out there will buy it anyways

  • @snipelee2582
    @snipelee2582 5 лет назад +249

    Hand hurting from signing "all those photos", Doug stop it ok.

    • @djtechinics97dj37
      @djtechinics97dj37 5 лет назад +23

      I would be disappointed in anyone I know personally buying a signed Doug photo.

    • @NickKautz
      @NickKautz 5 лет назад +6

      If 1% of his subs buy one , that's 28,000 signatures. You want to do 1000 a day for a month straight?

    • @neihomai8
      @neihomai8 5 лет назад +3

      if i earn 35 or 50 bucks per signature, i'm sure i'll gladly do it lol, the more the better

    • @rockernault
      @rockernault 5 лет назад

      @@NickKautz signing a photo should take him around 15 seconds, he should be done with 1000 in 5 hours and will earn 30k dollars (minus shipping/printing costs).
      Amazing.

    • @NickKautz
      @NickKautz 5 лет назад +4

      @@rockernault Lets not forget about hand fatigue and carpel tunnel which would set in on day 2. But yeah , if 1% of subs buys a $30 item .... thats like almost $900k

  • @voltsoftruthBSbuster
    @voltsoftruthBSbuster 3 года назад +59

    I've had 4 towncars, from 1994- to my 2011 last one. The most reliable car I've ever owned and drove. Every lincoln car I've owned made it past 400,000 miles. One of them, I don't remember which year model, I've racked up 486,000 miles. And the only thing I did was change oil on them. Ah im getting nostalgic.

    • @goodgollyjosh
      @goodgollyjosh Год назад +16

      I hate it when people say all they did was change the oil lol. You did tires, brakes, tune ups, etc. It's a fucking car, it needs things.

    • @servissop151
      @servissop151 Год назад

      @@goodgollyjosh Some people are dumb enough they actually don't do those things and wait until the car craps itself

    • @bennygreene1421
      @bennygreene1421 Год назад

      I like Lincoln's. Are the air ride shocks real expensive?

  • @savannahg5043
    @savannahg5043 5 лет назад +269

    Would’ve definitely preferred a Doug DeMuro hoodie..jus saying

    • @Smearrrrrrgle
      @Smearrrrrrgle 5 лет назад +7

      Savannah G one with, “DOES THE GHIBLI¿”

    • @mondomusic1284
      @mondomusic1284 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @hadevos
      @hadevos 5 лет назад +3

      @Savannah G - With print "Thisssss is a 2019 Doug DeMuro hoodie"

  • @thaintriguing1
    @thaintriguing1 4 года назад +635

    10% of the comments: Lincoln Towncar
    90% of the comments: Signed merchandise

    • @Madroxide704
      @Madroxide704 4 года назад +7

      If most are like myself they backed out of the video at that point. I've always respected Doug's reviews, but that's grimy &/or lazy at the least.

    • @Demogame_54
      @Demogame_54 4 года назад

      0%, Me want CVPI description

    • @curleypubes3672
      @curleypubes3672 4 года назад

      No fool

  • @JEMHull-gf9el
    @JEMHull-gf9el 5 лет назад +498

    The Signed photo thing is just the type of thing I'd expect from a Doug Demuro.

  • @mr.slim6188
    @mr.slim6188 2 года назад +17

    I really miss these good old Town Car/Crown Vic/Grand Marquis siblings. Super comfortable,ultra reliable,good MPG for the size. I would take one of these over any new luxury car made today.

  • @ryanleed
    @ryanleed 5 лет назад +514

    You have opened a hilarious can of worms with this signed photo thing...

    • @Bobman84
      @Bobman84 5 лет назад +20

      His wallet is getting full, while the cucks here complaining have empty ones. Now, back to the legendary Lincoln.

    • @Jack_Stafford
      @Jack_Stafford 5 лет назад +19

      @@Bobman84 that is completely nonsensical. Why personal attacks when people are discussing the fun hobby of car interest and admiration? It's people that immediately go to insults that ruin and put a wet blanket on nearly every cool and fun Hobby and activity, it is a sad state of society.

    • @vikingraiders4138
      @vikingraiders4138 5 лет назад +1

      @@Jack_Stafford
      You seen what Doug has put on Reddit

    • @Bobman84
      @Bobman84 5 лет назад +3

      @@Jack_Stafford How is it a personal attack when people here are the ones attacking Doug just for selling merch. I think many would like to add to their collections. He can do as he pleases!

    • @killfeed5134
      @killfeed5134 5 лет назад +11

      Guess Doug thinks he is movie star famous now

  • @supahotfire1185
    @supahotfire1185 5 лет назад +607

    A signed thumbnail of his videos for $50.

  • @ChristianBiggins
    @ChristianBiggins 5 лет назад +178

    Oh Doug. I don't think you know your audience as well as you think. This is the first time I've been happy to miss out on US only orders.

    • @emscape2
      @emscape2 5 лет назад +8

      Tbh i think these ludicrous prices only would do well in the usa

    • @alp9321
      @alp9321 5 лет назад +14

      No shit...This asshole is trying to screw people

    • @EddoWagt
      @EddoWagt 5 лет назад +7

      For that price I'd actually expect world wide shipping

    • @alp9321
      @alp9321 5 лет назад +1

      @@emscape2 Not even!!

    • @recon_ron7746
      @recon_ron7746 5 лет назад +2

      No ones is forcing you idiots from buying photos lol, he could also care less if you do, this is all under the consumer's choice

  • @dante15511
    @dante15511 5 лет назад +244

    Doug your reviews are so good and merch is ok but pls forget your idea and make shirts

    • @IEJ7654321
      @IEJ7654321 5 лет назад +1

      Then he can make a lot of money.

    • @_BangDroid_
      @_BangDroid_ 5 лет назад +2

      Ay I want some wearable merch. Fine I'll make my own Doug DeMuro top, with blackjack. And hookers!
      Ah forget the top. And the blackjack.

  • @jessiehermes2753
    @jessiehermes2753 5 лет назад +108

    Signed pictures!? Dude. If the internet asks for t-shirts you give it t-shirts, Doug.

  • @cramer5032
    @cramer5032 5 лет назад +323

    I’d buy a signed T-shirt but not a 50 dollar photo

    • @danger450
      @danger450 5 лет назад +34

      Just take a screen grab, print a 14 cent photo at Wal-Mart, then add a scribble signature with a Sharpie. VOILA. Save $49.86.

    • @cramer5032
      @cramer5032 5 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @AmeerHamza-nv2ei
      @AmeerHamza-nv2ei 5 лет назад +7

      Or just beat him to death with a hammer 😀

    • @quinton6463
      @quinton6463 5 лет назад +2

      @@AmeerHamza-nv2ei what the hell is your issue?

    • @taskerpro944
      @taskerpro944 5 лет назад +1

      The photo is like the dumbest idea ever. I give it a Doug Score of negative seventeen -17. Who's ever gonna see it? How does that promote the channel? I'd pay $50 for a Doug D hoodie however. And everywhere I go - everyone's gonna see it.

  • @rwdmae
    @rwdmae 3 года назад +18

    Doug is the type of guy to forge his own signature because of resell value

  • @zackkontaxes
    @zackkontaxes 5 лет назад +635

    Nobody:
    Doug: WHO WANTS RUclipsR MERCH?? HERE ARE SIGNED PHOTOS OF ME WITH A COOL CAR

    • @TrangleC
      @TrangleC 5 лет назад +41

      Yeah, I really don't think he thought that through. Sure, T-shirts are kind of boring and everybody does it, but they at least are useful for something.
      Does he really think people will buy, frame and hang on their walls postcard sized pictures of their favorite RUclipsr?
      Getting something signed usually is a souvenir, something to remember the moment you met some celebrity in public by and show to your friends to prove to them that you actually did meet that person. Buying a signed picture and receiving it by mail, doesn't even do that.
      I like Doug and this channel and I'm not one of those guys who only seem to be here to write "Doug, the type of guy..."-comments, but the idea to buy such a photograph is a pretty bizarre notion and I think only a small number of weirdos are likely to consider something like that.

    • @davidlockard4321
      @davidlockard4321 5 лет назад +2

      TrangleC I agree completely. I got excited when I saw he was talking about merch, then I saw the picture thing and I was like aww... I like Doug and I like this channel, and I really like this video the town car is awesome. But I don’t want a picture of a car with some guy on it.
      I guess I’ve never thought of you tubers as being famous enough for just autographing something to add value to it.
      I think Doug is missing how many of his older male fans are. It would be cool to have a shirt so maybe if I’m at the store or something someone will see the Doug shirt and know I’m a car dude or at least know I support Doug.
      If you need money ask for donations, I’d gladly give honestly. Hell even a large poster would be a lot cooler to hang up. But a small tiny thing what the hell am I gonna do with that.
      Love you Doug.

    • @bradford_shaun_murray
      @bradford_shaun_murray 5 лет назад +5

      @@TrangleC ...hey are you calling me a weirdo for lusting after a signed Doug picture to hang over my bed as I lay naked under it...how dare you lol! Hoovie would buy one!

    • @mattconner11
      @mattconner11 5 лет назад +6

      Its weird that this guy is famous

    • @rezo84
      @rezo84 5 лет назад

      printed photo for 35 or 50 dolars? DAMN SON :D

  • @powderedtoastfacekillah734
    @powderedtoastfacekillah734 5 лет назад +158

    Doug the type to wear two t shirts at a time and question if anybody would want a t shirt

  • @TriniS2k
    @TriniS2k 5 лет назад +105

    Damn dude you literally just killed your image with that signed photo bs

    • @aaz1992
      @aaz1992 5 лет назад

      Already forgot about it lol

  • @yamajammer76
    @yamajammer76 2 года назад +42

    The finest American car ever built.

    • @collinsnider4179
      @collinsnider4179 9 месяцев назад +2

      Um NO

    • @businessman-wm8xz
      @businessman-wm8xz 3 месяца назад +1

      @@collinsnider4179
      It’s the most reliable American car ever made , at least i can tell you that

    • @theshield1613
      @theshield1613 2 месяца назад

      ​@@businessman-wm8xz💯

  • @octoman_games
    @octoman_games 5 лет назад +520

    The Owner of this car after the video: " This Asshole changed my Clock!"

    • @aoshi1992
      @aoshi1992 5 лет назад +33

      I fell like he is the type of guy who would fix that after the video

    • @p.a.7075
      @p.a.7075 5 лет назад +10

      I immediately thought of both of those things. So glad you guys did, too! :)

    • @zloychechen5150
      @zloychechen5150 5 лет назад +9

      i read that in an old man's voice

    • @edwardvalivonis23
      @edwardvalivonis23 5 лет назад +7

      owner of this car cannot find owners manual after this video

    • @vikingraiders4138
      @vikingraiders4138 5 лет назад +3

      Doug took a shit in his trunk

  • @tomdaloon
    @tomdaloon 5 лет назад +394

    Hey Doug, I’ll buy one of your pics. I want it to say “I paid $50 and all I got was this lousy photo..”

  • @hecticerectic9588
    @hecticerectic9588 5 лет назад +159

    Signed photo, PERFECT! It'll match the Doug pillow cases.

    • @MrTPF1
      @MrTPF1 5 лет назад +2

      Talk about inducing nightmares!! 😂

    • @Halfpipesaur
      @Halfpipesaur 5 лет назад +7

      it'll match the Doug body pillow

    • @sbear8641
      @sbear8641 5 лет назад +2

      I need a Doug Demuro bodypillow

    • @hecticerectic9588
      @hecticerectic9588 5 лет назад

      @Tattle Boad r/woosh

  • @bwilly8468
    @bwilly8468 3 года назад +13

    My 05' Town Car has the retractable moon roof. Freakin' awesome cruising along the lake in the summertime in this car. Looks sharpe sitting in the driveway too. Beautiful car. I get lots of nice comments. They made a big mistake not making these anymore.

  • @NONAMEGTAV
    @NONAMEGTAV 5 лет назад +376

    Doug the type of guy to sell a thumbnail for $50

  • @andredistefano2135
    @andredistefano2135 5 лет назад +248

    “I rented these pens and photo paper through a service called Turo...”

  • @kazoo3434
    @kazoo3434 5 лет назад +253

    $35 or $50 for a 5x7 photo? Forget next day, there better be next hour delivery for that price.

    • @ThePizzaDevourer
      @ThePizzaDevourer 5 лет назад +14

      I totally get not wanting to have to sign thousands of them though, lol

    • @Wowezzersdozzers
      @Wowezzersdozzers 5 лет назад +4

      The price is high so he doesn't have to sign a ton of them, I remember him saying this somewhere. I can't blame him, would you want to sign thousands of pictures?
      Found it: www.reddit.com/r/cars/comments/brracy/the_2020_toyota_corolla_is_a_car_more_doug_demuro/eog0m96/?context=3

    • @Quertziop
      @Quertziop 5 лет назад +5

      @@Wowezzersdozzers he even said it in this exact video

    • @chrispinto3351
      @chrispinto3351 5 лет назад +3

      lets be realists hes not gonna see thousands of autographs.Doug loses points for this idea

    • @theblackhundreds7124
      @theblackhundreds7124 5 лет назад

      @@ThePizzaDevourer do you understand that it's not gonna be thousands? Its Doug demuro. No one wants to pay $10 for a signed photograph that costs 5 cents if he bought in bulk cause the idiot thought he would get thousands of orders.
      Even if they did. What's 10 × let's say 5000?
      That's $10 for 2 words.

  • @Unknownintothe82
    @Unknownintothe82 2 года назад +13

    One of the best luxury cars ever made. Reliable and comfortable.

  • @ShadowKnight97M
    @ShadowKnight97M 5 лет назад +119

    A personalized signed photo up to 90 characters is the most Doug thing Doug came out with yet.

  • @OggaDugga
    @OggaDugga 5 лет назад +297

    As long as a place called “Florida” exists. The Lincoln town car will live forever.

    • @COYGunners
      @COYGunners 5 лет назад +21

      Brandon true story. 99% of those are in Jacksonville.

    • @Lincolnator721
      @Lincolnator721 5 лет назад +12

      It's unfortunate because it is a tank.

    • @williestyle35
      @williestyle35 5 лет назад

      True, lol

    • @PatrickRoy30
      @PatrickRoy30 5 лет назад +1

      All Things Cars it’s fortunate for Florida residents though because 50% of the drivers can’t see anyways

    • @Jpmpmpm
      @Jpmpmpm 5 лет назад

      Amen

  • @dreamwavedave
    @dreamwavedave 5 лет назад +25

    Genius! Photos cost less to produce and he charges more than most T-Shirts. No warehousing boxes of T-shirts or dealing with fulfillment orders. Plus, photos cost less to mail. Genius! Make the T-Shirts, Doug.

  • @thomasthetrain789
    @thomasthetrain789 2 года назад +8

    Just took my Town Car out to one of my favorite Greek family restaurants this year and I never had so many looks dropping my mom and the front entrance. Love it!

  • @slothe4123
    @slothe4123 5 лет назад +123

    Merch idea : car stickers
    Anything with cars
    Anything but signed pictures lol

    • @STUNT_GRANNY
      @STUNT_GRANNY 5 лет назад +6

      Something like RCR's key tags would be great.
      "THIS is a key fob."
      "Quirks and features!"

    • @jesusdominguez401
      @jesusdominguez401 5 лет назад +9

      Bro I've been commenting this for the past 2 videos since his brilliant idea of selling 50 dollar pictures of his ugly ass next to a terrible angle of a car.. I'd buy a bumper sticker that says "Doug score of 1000" or something like that 😂 car merch would only make sense.. in todays market, you can have keychains and bumper stickers made for cheap and you can sell for double. Idk where he got the idea of pictures tho 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @prodevus
      @prodevus 5 лет назад +2

      Jesus Dominguez Can somebody try and contact him??

    • @slothe4123
      @slothe4123 5 лет назад +1

      Iced Ink yeah like keychains or bumper / mirror stickers . Like you talk about cars if you don’t wanna see shirts there’s so much other stuff you can do involving cars for cars 😂

    • @aymanamrani5952
      @aymanamrani5952 5 лет назад

      Keychains of cars

  • @papa_pt
    @papa_pt 5 лет назад +129

    100x markup for a signature now that's VERY quirky. However 0/10 for the value

    • @jljak4171
      @jljak4171 5 лет назад +5

      It's his inner Jew

    • @BlackTownie999
      @BlackTownie999 5 лет назад

      @@jljak4171 Well, Mine is saying, Just make T-shirts...If Cleetus Mcfarland can do it....

    • @papa_pt
      @papa_pt 5 лет назад

      @@jljak4171 good one

  • @JazzzRockFuzion
    @JazzzRockFuzion 5 лет назад +321

    Do a friggin’ T-shirt, Doug. And immediately fire your Marketing/PR person. Yikes...

    • @cesareborgia9259
      @cesareborgia9259 5 лет назад +39

      JazzzRockFuzion Can’t fire himself...

    • @pepepepinazo9694
      @pepepepinazo9694 5 лет назад +19

      @@cesareborgia9259 yes he can!
      He just needs a lighter

    • @-HighTide
      @-HighTide 5 лет назад +5

      @@pepepepinazo9694
      Or at least two steps back and take a second look at yourself

    • @ChrisG1392
      @ChrisG1392 5 лет назад +2

      consult Cleeter he knows how to make money off the merch

    • @pepepepinazo9694
      @pepepepinazo9694 5 лет назад +2

      @@-HighTide I don't care if I'm cheesy!

  • @randomitaliano6274
    @randomitaliano6274 2 года назад +49

    In my opinion, considering the age, this is one of the most attractive car ever made. Subtle and effortlessly elegant. Doesn't scream "I got money" like other luxury vehicles nowadays, but get's you from A to B without breaking a sweat. One of the biggest mistakes Ford has ever made by discontinuing the model.

    • @TheCuriousNoob
      @TheCuriousNoob Год назад +1

      I agree. A well maintained Town Car looks way classier than any modern luxury car. It STILL looks great today. Definitely going to be a classic. It might not be breaking any design frontiers but it just looks good.
      Just needs a cheap LS engine and transmission swap and then the power and fuel economy issues are solved!

  • @redriver15262
    @redriver15262 5 лет назад +169

    Doug REALLY trynna sell us Polaroids with his doodle name for $50
    damn

    • @alphatrion100
      @alphatrion100 5 лет назад

      It's a guy who thinks a 10 year old 35 thousand dollar mercedes is a cheap car

    • @kraenk12
      @kraenk12 5 лет назад

      He’s definitely gonna sell more than enough of them.

  • @kdr_8389
    @kdr_8389 5 лет назад +324

    I seriously thought it was April Fools for a second and he was messing with us, signed photos for $50 lol

    • @BILLY-px3hw
      @BILLY-px3hw 5 лет назад +22

      Doug Demuro the kind of guy who thinks he would sell hundreds of thousands of autographs at $10 so decides to sell them for $50

    • @ral6096
      @ral6096 5 лет назад +1

      @@BILLY-px3hw I wonder if he would actually write this onto the photo. 😂

    • @modestustawfic3610
      @modestustawfic3610 5 лет назад

      He’s good at presentation and presents the car you can’t touch features on screen for free

    • @gexpe2003
      @gexpe2003 5 лет назад +2

      i ll keep my dough

  • @kevoneatmon5017
    @kevoneatmon5017 5 лет назад +131

    You really think people want a 50 dollar worthless signed picture? That’s more than a Nike shirt tf

    • @codymiller1994
      @codymiller1994 5 лет назад +8

      He basically says in the video that he doesn’t want to do merch, so I don’t think it bothers him if nobody buys a picture,

    • @KSKaleido
      @KSKaleido 5 лет назад +3

      It's a way to support the channel. You don't have to buy it.

    • @jimmywillims5929
      @jimmywillims5929 5 лет назад

      what he think he a moviestar 50 for a pic ill pay that to for u to advertiser my rap music

    • @givememore4free
      @givememore4free 5 лет назад

      If he went to playlist or VidCon, he will be signing merch for free. The price he's asking for his photos is ridiculous. Even $20 is way too much.

    • @thomasemond2173
      @thomasemond2173 5 лет назад

      Nike is gay

  • @horselips
    @horselips 3 года назад +26

    If Lincoln made Town Cars today, they wouldn't be able to make them fast enough.

    • @markbhoward
      @markbhoward 3 года назад +3

      Would a Ford 1.5 liter turbo in there not do it for ya? 😆

    • @horselips
      @horselips 3 года назад +6

      @@markbhoward Hell Yeah --- if you duct tape 5 of 'em together in a row. That would be close enough to 460 cubic inches.

    • @igamehard8860
      @igamehard8860 3 года назад

      @@horselips red green would be proud

    • @dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502
      @dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502 3 года назад +2

      @@horselips The V8 in the Town Cars weren't 460 cubic inches though. They were 4.6 liters. And only rated at 239 HP / 287 TQ in s car weighing 4,000-4,500 lbs.

    • @horselips
      @horselips 3 года назад

      @@dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502 The last Lincoln Town Cars and Marks, those from the 80s onward, had 5 and 4.6 liter engines, but I've owned 7 over the last 30 years, among them was a 1978 and a 1979 Town Car. The '78 had a 460, the '79 had a 400. If I were to buy another, and I'm thinking about it, it would be a Continental Mark III with a full-power 460 cu. in. engine

  • @KeeponTruckin-ym7rk
    @KeeponTruckin-ym7rk 5 лет назад +197

    $50 for a signed photo by some guy who upload videos on RUclips ???
    Are you insane ???
    I want a signed pic of the guys who are going to pay $50 for a signed pic.

    • @NickRoss
      @NickRoss 5 лет назад +11

      I gladly spent $50 for many reasons... Support a favorite Content Creator, His Time to sign it, and because he is a massive public influencer.

    • @papa_pt
      @papa_pt 5 лет назад +25

      @@NickRoss can't tell if sarcasm....

    • @ernestsysbm1175
      @ernestsysbm1175 5 лет назад +2

      @@Zerdical are you serious? Wow

    • @sparkling925
      @sparkling925 5 лет назад

      @@Zerdical fax

    • @NickRoss
      @NickRoss 5 лет назад

      @@Zerdical The reason why the rich keep getting richer is because the strive to sell more. They don't need it... but that's life.

  • @GamersName
    @GamersName 5 лет назад +210

    Doug, you know a lot about cars, but nothing about selling merch :D

    • @ilackedtheheart
      @ilackedtheheart 5 лет назад +22

      Seriously. If he just had some car stickers with the quote "Quirks and Features" he'd sell that shit like crazy. I'd put that on my car since I don't see too many Subaru Tribecas on the road anymore (if ever).

    • @Wyatt_Spencer
      @Wyatt_Spencer 5 лет назад +2

      @@ilackedtheheart he could also sell tiny outlines of himself from the mid-thigh up, standing with his arms out like at the beginning of each video that people can stick on "whatever" car photo. Could also take requests for people to have someone on his team (or someone he hires on fiver etc.) to photo shop him into fan car photos. Could have someone produce an app that helps people do mock-doug-style reviews of their own cars, they could then post video responses directly to him on youtube as a form of fan engagement. ... so many things! Doug! You got this, man!

    • @Pequenobote
      @Pequenobote 5 лет назад +6

      Who knows a lot about cars? him? oh hell no. Those scores are said by a 2yo kid

    • @IAM_HC
      @IAM_HC 5 лет назад +4

      He doesn’t even know that much about cars. From the cars I’m very familiar with and the the knowledge of the fanboys in the comments section of these vehicles he is either wrong, off, or misleading with his review. But he gettin money so good for him I guess.

    • @hallucinatedovens8414
      @hallucinatedovens8414 5 лет назад +4

      He doesn't know a lot about cars either

  • @TheJoeMB
    @TheJoeMB 5 лет назад +54

    A hoodie or T-Shirt with the Doug icon would be way better.
    $50 for a signed photo?
    Never ever.

    • @ShakamuraGames
      @ShakamuraGames 5 лет назад +2

      I don't get it neither, I would buy a Doug t-shirt

  • @aylamiller5752
    @aylamiller5752 3 года назад +21

    My mom has a 2009 Lincoln town car limited edition and I absolutely love it. It's very much worth it! I'd buy one If I could for myself. Handles well, cruises well and is definitely spacious. Pisses me off that they stopped making them. 😭😭🤧

  • @josecarbajak6190
    @josecarbajak6190 5 лет назад +223

    I would wear the T-shirt Doug , GIVE US T-SHIRTTSSSS

    • @Charlie-Charlot
      @Charlie-Charlot 5 лет назад +6

      Jose Carbajak Exactly ! Some Doug Demuro’s t-shirts could be really cool, juste simple with a car drawn on it or .... and i think it’s a really good idea... a t-shirt that look like two t-shirt like the ones Doug use to wear on his videos.

    • @sanslogique6061
      @sanslogique6061 5 лет назад +2

      Doug doesn't give tshirts. He sells his signature. For 50 bucks. That's what his signature worth. Pay !

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 5 лет назад +3

      He can't he's wearing them.

    • @janm8027
      @janm8027 5 лет назад +2

      I would buy like 3 of them and wore it all at the same time just to be more Doug'ish

    • @ironlung8331
      @ironlung8331 5 лет назад +1

      Yes! T-shirts with Quirks & Features printed on it.

  • @artgutierrez6568
    @artgutierrez6568 5 лет назад +137

    Doug will incur a net loss of about $6.35 for the cost of the hundreds of postcards he printed that NO ONE wanted to buy for $50 each.

    • @blackfire_x2964
      @blackfire_x2964 5 лет назад +2

      Lol even if 1% of his subs buys it he can make over 100,000 dollars

    • @hallucinatedovens8414
      @hallucinatedovens8414 5 лет назад

      Lol I wanna be there when he finally realizes he has to throw them all in the trash

  • @stevewaller6577
    @stevewaller6577 5 лет назад +207

    I will order "Doug DeMuro owes (my name) $500" signed version

    • @kevinjohn3186
      @kevinjohn3186 5 лет назад +5

      That's solid ROI

    • @leleedler
      @leleedler 5 лет назад +3

      Thanks Steve

    • @alexander1485
      @alexander1485 5 лет назад

      "I wish I was married to Doug DeMuro so I can live out my fantasies"

    • @zebraxus
      @zebraxus 5 лет назад +3

      @@kevinjohn3186 I'm going to order:
      I.O.U. 1 Ford GT for 24 hours
      From: Doug DeMuro
      To: (me)
      Now THAT'S a solid ROI!

    • @autolord4565
      @autolord4565 5 лет назад

      Or " doug demuro owes fofty 1$ " 😂😂 if you know then you know

  • @tonydragon784
    @tonydragon784 11 месяцев назад +2

    I know this is a 4 year old video but it's insane how nice these things feel - cleaned up my grandma's 99 and tighted the steering and it just FLOATS down the road

  • @phronesismeister
    @phronesismeister 5 лет назад +519

    "Here's why signing autographs is Doug Demuro's worst idea ever"

    • @torpmorp1324
      @torpmorp1324 5 лет назад +22

      it’s a bit sad, really. Even sadder would be having one one, though

    • @recon_ron7746
      @recon_ron7746 5 лет назад +2

      @@torpmorp1324 dont be jealous cause your broke

    • @pierrealindre7257
      @pierrealindre7257 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @maximusextreme3725
      @maximusextreme3725 5 лет назад +3

      @@recon_ron7746 *you're

    • @wakandawildman2043
      @wakandawildman2043 5 лет назад +2

      @@torpmorp1324 I'd rather buy Adolf hittlers autograph then some random guy named doug

  • @dyylan8371
    @dyylan8371 5 лет назад +127

    This 50$ photo that was just screenshotted from one of your videos gets a Doug score of 0

    • @dq303
      @dq303 5 лет назад +3

      Dylan $50**

    • @teemupearlman3453
      @teemupearlman3453 5 лет назад +3

      Your profile pic gets a doug score of 0

    • @HondAcura111
      @HondAcura111 5 лет назад +2

      @@teemupearlman3453 atleast he has a profile pic toomuch pearlnecklaceman

    • @Youngstomata
      @Youngstomata 5 лет назад

      Bahahaha!

  • @lesliechow4719
    @lesliechow4719 5 лет назад +394

    People: *wouldn't order signed photos even if it was 5 dollars*
    Doug: I'm trying to limit the orders

  • @alf5835
    @alf5835 2 года назад +8

    This was the typical taxi car in NY. I remember riding in one of these cars, and being impressed by the comfort. The motor didn't make any noise or vibration. Irregularities on the road seem to disappear. Wonderful comfort.

  • @aky19832001
    @aky19832001 4 года назад +446

    I used to drive this as a limo driver and the acceleration was so effortless. Nothing like a v8

    • @jefffields7582
      @jefffields7582 4 года назад +70

      I also was a limo driver and that car was the most comfortable driving vehicle that I ever had the pleasure of driving

    • @aky19832001
      @aky19832001 4 года назад +65

      @@jefffields7582 I miss cars like that. Everything felt heavy duty and quality made. You felt like a million bucks driving.

    • @ThatGuy-te9wh
      @ThatGuy-te9wh 4 года назад +21

      aaaahhhh... my 88 Town Car was my first car and it was so smooth. Didn't matter that it was 12 years old.

    • @captainamericaamerica8090
      @captainamericaamerica8090 4 года назад +8

      The Presidential has a gold' clock! And a fold down table! I guess to Sign things. Lol.

    • @dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502
      @dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502 4 года назад +21

      Same here. Worked for a limo company that had a fleet of these, although they were a bit newer, mostly 2008-2011 models. As a regular driver of sports/performance cars, I wouldn't call the acceleration in the Town Car "effortless". The power is adequate enough, but that's about it. At times, I would say it was actually underpowered, and recall situations where I could barely get out of my own way. It's a V8 making only 240 HP in a big heavy car. To put that in perspective, I own two cars with turbo 4 cylinder motors making close to 300 HP that weigh a thousand pounds less. Do the math. Number of cylinders is insignificant when it comes to acceleration. That being said, the engine is nice and smooth, the car is extremely solid and reliable, and delivers a level of comfort and spaciousness matched by nothing anywhere near its price range. It was simple in terms of features, and had nice comfortable heated seats. It's a great car for long trips. Sporting around town is another story, however.

  • @rajeshmohan4045
    @rajeshmohan4045 5 лет назад +132

    Doug is the type of guy who closes the refrigerator door slowly to see its interior light go off.

  • @robertcarly9183
    @robertcarly9183 5 лет назад +275

    What did you take or smoke when you came up with the $50. photo idea?? I want some!!!

  • @robotrash41
    @robotrash41 3 года назад +11

    As a former valet driver, these were the best cars to get into. Owners always swore by them and would never give them up.