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  • Опубликовано: 18 фев 2023
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  • @heyitsLumi
    @heyitsLumi Год назад +23738

    "youre sick for even accusing me of that!"
    *sips drink cutely**

  • @PM-qk1td
    @PM-qk1td Год назад +22109

    He's so educated on Grindr culture that's allyship

    • @UberMenschNowFilms
      @UberMenschNowFilms Год назад +860

      Yes, he's quite... knowledgeable... about DL torso profiles...

    • @nosferattusx2
      @nosferattusx2 Год назад +104

      ​@@iloveevil86 goal: detect sarcasm
      Failed by you
      Edit: coming back to this comment, damn is it lame.

    • @clartblart3266
      @clartblart3266 Год назад +86

      ​@@UberMenschNowFilmsThat's what I'm saying I was like: "Wait, how do you know that???"

    • @gigachad3925
      @gigachad3925 11 месяцев назад +72

      @jtjtmitrbish we male gays just expect that of you cuz queer culture is kinda universal even if it doesn’t directly apply to you. Whenever I see a straight person who’s that knowledgeable on Grindr culture, I either gotta raise an eyebrow or hold on for dear life to such a knowledgeable ally.

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 11 месяцев назад +8

      I know this is a joke but
      There’s nothing to bring in Grindr. It’s not even a cuIture. You tell someone what it is and you’ll basically know everything about it

  • @Xibalba_FGC
    @Xibalba_FGC 11 месяцев назад +22112

    “Being gay is misogynistic” is the wildest take I’ve ever heard 😭

    • @jd1800
      @jd1800 11 месяцев назад +1080

      I used to think I was straight, but after hearing this I just realized that I'm actually gay. 🏳️‍🌈

    • @Corey_Tenderson
      @Corey_Tenderson 11 месяцев назад +410

      @@jd1800based and red-pilled

    • @TomorrowWeLive
      @TomorrowWeLive 11 месяцев назад +217

      You haven't read much then. Back then, not even that long ago, a mysognist or woman-hater was low-key code for a homosexual. And throughout history pæderasts have expressed their contempt for women and the superiority of 'Greek Love'.

    • @xeo873
      @xeo873 11 месяцев назад +726

      more like being misogynistic is gay. you ever hear guys complain about how much they hate women yet they're straight? like damn dude, just go date a man then its not that hard 🤷‍♂️

    • @Corey_Tenderson
      @Corey_Tenderson 11 месяцев назад +221

      @@xeo873 precisely. What other reason do they have to hate women so much?

  • @oh5793
    @oh5793 Год назад +19248

    "being gay is misogynistic" 😭😭😭

  • @benussyslaypiro
    @benussyslaypiro Год назад +27028

    Me in middle school dodging them allegations to not get hate crimed💀

    • @Feetlover699
      @Feetlover699 Год назад +464

      Sameeee😭😭

    • @nightmeowonelmstreet215
      @nightmeowonelmstreet215 Год назад +542

      Sameee except im bi

    • @ActuallyFire2784
      @ActuallyFire2784 Год назад +151

      @@nightmeowonelmstreet215 same

    • @AlanaeImontae
      @AlanaeImontae Год назад +765

      Broo some girl was mad I was straight and turned her down so she told the whole school I was gay. The treatment I got after that was horrid!! Just for half the school to come out a few years later💀💀🤣 so I feel u

    • @indorianshell
      @indorianshell Год назад +41

      WHAT ???

  • @hyejusleftlung
    @hyejusleftlung Год назад +4191

    me when my parents ask if i’m gay

    • @shopaholicadel
      @shopaholicadel Год назад +17

      That would be Sus

    • @apotemi669
      @apotemi669 Год назад +38

      But your steel symen comments says something else

    • @hyejusleftlung
      @hyejusleftlung Год назад +23

      @@apotemi669 we don’t talk about that 🌚

    • @joezo06
      @joezo06 Год назад +8

      ​@@hyejusleftlung PlSS

    • @bojuu
      @bojuu Год назад +10

      ​@@apotemi669 we dont talk abt steel symen. that stays in the bedroom

  • @halt4565
    @halt4565 Год назад +9170

    "Being gay is misogynistic"
    FRIENDLY FIRE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED

    • @justsomegoblinwithinternet6231
      @justsomegoblinwithinternet6231 Год назад +275

      TRAITOR TO THE MOTHERLAND

    • @solidsnakemgs2180
      @solidsnakemgs2180 Год назад

      It is tho!!! Like women don’t even realize what a losing battle they have like women are just purse holders for gays. At the end of the day gays are still men and men only care about ONE thing

    • @JanTft
      @JanTft Год назад +204

      True, like why do you not like women?🤨🤨🤨 seems misogynistic to me🙄🙄🙄

    • @justsomegoblinwithinternet6231
      @justsomegoblinwithinternet6231 Год назад

      @@JanTft *gayass sip of tea*

    • @bromomento3142
      @bromomento3142 Год назад +154

      @@JanTftThe two orbs on the chest scare me.

  • @wj11jam78
    @wj11jam78 Год назад +848

    I like how specific the grindr allegation is

  • @sophie2
    @sophie2 Год назад +6332

    As they say, denial is a river....

    • @sushienjoyer
      @sushienjoyer Год назад +470

      you mad, you jealous. you mad that a voice like this is heterosexual 😝

    • @abis1688
      @abis1688 Год назад +97

      The Nile

    • @_beank
      @_beank Год назад

      In egypt… ur husband is gay

    • @tiago77907
      @tiago77907 Год назад +84

      ​@@sushienjoyer like the Bratz used to say "ew🤢🤢🤢"

    • @thatonelemon3411
      @thatonelemon3411 Год назад +52

      Denial is a river in Africa

  • @wowitsfriff
    @wowitsfriff Год назад +7631

    g-i-r-l-s i like girls
    the girls in question: lady gaga, ariana, nicki, zendaya

    • @drunk_taylor
      @drunk_taylor Год назад +521

      Oh that's definitely fruity ✨️💅🏻🌈

    • @sabrinacosta5667
      @sabrinacosta5667 Год назад +419

      Don't forget christina aguilera and Madonna.

    • @publiusventidiusbassus1232
      @publiusventidiusbassus1232 Год назад

      You're def gay if you like Zendaya. Girl looks like a 14 year old Guatemalan boy.

    • @lucasldelgado
      @lucasldelgado Год назад +456

      ⁠@@sabrinacosta5667Beyoncé, Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, Rihanna, CupcakKe, Bayonetta, Jeanne.

    • @REAbrownia732
      @REAbrownia732 Год назад +224

      ​@@lucasldelgadoBritney Spears

  • @jacekmaraj1774
    @jacekmaraj1774 Год назад +7017

    The sips tea at the end 😂 slay

    • @iamthestormthatisapproaching69
      @iamthestormthatisapproaching69 Год назад +78

      Bro just rained fire upon an entire civilization with that tea sip

    • @UltraDestroya48
      @UltraDestroya48 9 месяцев назад +4

      I'm not sure if that's tea, by the way, 4.5k likes and only 1 reply?! I better fix that right now!!

    • @Ozzy622
      @Ozzy622 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@UltraDestroya48You didn't fix it

  • @Yvelluap
    @Yvelluap 6 месяцев назад +317

    "im straight as an arrow"
    the arrow: ↩️

  • @therealestbitchalive
    @therealestbitchalive 11 месяцев назад +681

    It’s giving “father when can I leave to be on my own!”

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 11 месяцев назад +3

      I don’t get that ref

    • @therealestbitchalive
      @therealestbitchalive 11 месяцев назад +124

      @@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 well sweetie that’s on you, what do you expect me to do? Share it with you? I mean, I could have easily done that instead of writing this long ass comment, but I won’t help your helplessness, because I choose to let you help yourself, improve, grow and evolve, than taking that golden opportunity from your precious beautiful hands, and that’s why our lord and supreme architect of the universe placed us in this life, nobody was born with knowledge, we all have to use our holy given tools to remove the veil of uncertainty and ignorance, so we can decode the blessing of knowledge and transcend, is that easy, I love you.

    • @WingsTM
      @WingsTM 11 месяцев назад

      new Pinocchio movie @@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

    • @catzee655
      @catzee655 11 месяцев назад +66

      ​@@therealestbitchaliveJAILLLL 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @youwererightdreamer1152
      @youwererightdreamer1152 9 месяцев назад

      @@therealestbitchalive blud thinks hes the main character

  • @cheddarchemist5644
    @cheddarchemist5644 Год назад +1398

    You know I just realized I've never heard a straight person describe themselves as heterosexual.

    • @reganh5223
      @reganh5223 Год назад +141

      Probably means they aren’t straight, then. You’d be surprised by how many straight people are unaware that “heterosexual” means “straight”.

    • @mikelmontoya2965
      @mikelmontoya2965 Год назад +126

      In Spanish we don't have the word "straight", just "heterosexual" or "hetero" for short. So I have heard straight people describing themselves as heterosexual, plenty of times lol

    • @cheddarchemist5644
      @cheddarchemist5644 Год назад +77

      @@mikelmontoya2965 ahh, probably just a very US centric thing lmao. Got me wondering why tf it's called "straight"

    • @republicanmapping589
      @republicanmapping589 11 месяцев назад +54

      @@cheddarchemist5644 hetero actually used to mean non-heteronormative sexuality in english, but it never did in spanish, so we didn't need another word for it. i think straight was used because it was supposedly the "right way" or the straight forward way, not deviant from the societal norms of the time, but after the terminology was updated they became synonyms

    • @cheddarchemist5644
      @cheddarchemist5644 11 месяцев назад +18

      @@republicanmapping589 well this has been informative. Honestly good to know.

  • @Kizaco
    @Kizaco Год назад +5068

    Me when the homophobic boys at school catch me reading fanfiction of two men kissing.

    • @julioaugusto1529
      @julioaugusto1529 Год назад +749

      "I was just reading this so y'all don't have to"

    • @pressplayulysses
      @pressplayulysses Год назад +541

      ​@@julioaugusto1529 "i'm taking one for the team."

    • @arandomcamper5403
      @arandomcamper5403 Год назад +154

      Keep that up and you’ll be taking one in another way

    • @Arrowslinger2
      @Arrowslinger2 Год назад +66

      Oddly specific

    • @rexzync9958
      @rexzync9958 Год назад +169

      they boutta make yo fanfics come true💀

  • @Myjonestreaction
    @Myjonestreaction 11 месяцев назад +380

    "being gay is misogynistic, I would never do that" stealing that line fr

    • @melanie6981
      @melanie6981 6 месяцев назад

      😂 no don’t water down the meaning of the word “misogynist”

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 5 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@melanie6981it's already almost as watered down as "nazi", might as well have fun with it

    • @Manas-co8wl
      @Manas-co8wl 3 часа назад

      I'm not misogynistic, but if this gets me bonus points to my chances with hetero holes, then women plz forgive me

  • @violentdreams96
    @violentdreams96 11 месяцев назад +749

    "Being gay is misogynistic" has the same energy as that tweet that says "why tf are guys gay? Girls have bootyholes too tf"

    • @jotarodidyoubustthisnut
      @jotarodidyoubustthisnut 7 месяцев назад +151

      I like how that tweet innocently assumes every man is a top

    • @Patsiet
      @Patsiet 5 месяцев назад +37

      @@jotarodidyoubustthisnut quick, delete this before twitter finds it! There aren’t ready to know this info yet!

    • @asackboyplush6508
      @asackboyplush6508 4 месяца назад +4

      This is why I'm bi

    • @amanpuri7079
      @amanpuri7079 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@jotarodidyoubustthisnut what do you mean? Top tier? I don't understand

    • @jotarodidyoubustthisnut
      @jotarodidyoubustthisnut 4 месяца назад

      @@amanpuri7079 “top” (partner who prefers doing the penetrating) as opposed to “bottom” (partner who prefers being penetrated)

  • @midnashadow8439
    @midnashadow8439 Год назад +222

    That Grindr example was too detailed for someone who isn’t gay…

  • @Juli_Faustino
    @Juli_Faustino Год назад +951

    13 yr old me on my in-closet era

  • @OkiSuwen
    @OkiSuwen Год назад +2610

    There's no way bro is straight with the way he drank outta that straw

    • @3screem7112
      @3screem7112 Год назад +48

      He knows better

    • @PinyonTree
      @PinyonTree Год назад +296

      Hell even the straw is not straight

    • @oksomynameisjeff4212
      @oksomynameisjeff4212 Год назад +85

      ​@@PinyonTreestraws can bend. Might as well find out if he as well can?

    • @Othmane589
      @Othmane589 Год назад +38

      @@oksomynameisjeff4212 I’m only drinking from straight straws from now on. You can’t be too careful…

    • @oksomynameisjeff4212
      @oksomynameisjeff4212 11 месяцев назад +12

      @@Othmane589 careful you'll bend the straws.

  • @Calibeybitch2006
    @Calibeybitch2006 Год назад +2163

    Girlllllll how would you know what a Grindr profile looks like?? 🤣

    • @LilTortilla2121
      @LilTortilla2121 Год назад +87

      Factss

    • @pressplayulysses
      @pressplayulysses Год назад +312

      The same energy as "I'm lactose intolerant but I still walk through the milk aisle."

    • @Calibeybitch2006
      @Calibeybitch2006 Год назад +40

      @@pressplayulysses That’s me, lol.

    • @_PinkiePie.
      @_PinkiePie. Год назад +33

      ​@@pressplayulyssesYou can look but never touch :(

    • @mojochay
      @mojochay Год назад +3

      He was reading a comment

  • @lcs-1
    @lcs-1 Год назад +346

    Idk y but the drink at the end sends me

  • @Ilovebigdaddymen
    @Ilovebigdaddymen Год назад +184

    POV: you confront that one friend who keeps acting zesty with you

  • @MrBrineplays_
    @MrBrineplays_ 3 месяца назад +48

    "I'm not gay, I would never 💅"

  • @FlintSparkedStudios
    @FlintSparkedStudios Год назад +273

    He went into a bit of a daydream after that grindr line

    • @PPUFzy
      @PPUFzy 5 месяцев назад +14

      Ong sound like he was describing what he used to do

    • @toffermyc1999
      @toffermyc1999 5 месяцев назад +1

      ME LMFAO

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 Год назад +303

    If this doesn't tell you he's straight as an arrow, then I don't know what will

    • @Nikkidafox
      @Nikkidafox 11 месяцев назад +29

      A broken arrow.

    • @frostbluez
      @frostbluez 7 месяцев назад +9

      A look at his search history might… 🧐

    • @kai_fatallysapphic
      @kai_fatallysapphic 5 месяцев назад +4

      straight as one of those prank arrows you wear on your head

    • @kiuto9476
      @kiuto9476 5 месяцев назад +3

      When shot and viewed in slow motion, arrow aren’t straight so…

  • @a_random_W
    @a_random_W 2 месяца назад +25

    The moment he mention grindr it's over for him

  • @raijinaot9677
    @raijinaot9677 13 дней назад +3

    "I would neverrrr" lmfao

  • @negligible_reality
    @negligible_reality Год назад +386

    me when i was in middle school lying to myself and pretending that i was straight

  • @andyd3447
    @andyd3447 Год назад +474

    Me to my dad when he found gay pron on my computer when I was 13.

  • @scorpioninpink
    @scorpioninpink Год назад +4546

    I do have a classmate who is more feminine than all our female classmates. Turns out he really is straight and is happily married with his wife and have 5 children. He still acts like that but he isn't homophobic anymore because of the bullying he got in Highschool. He told me that how can he still hate the gays when he experienced the homophobia targeted towards them even though he isn't one just because he acts flamboyant and feminine. We are good friends now.
    EDIT: His wife is pregnant again so they will have 6 children soon if all goes well with the pregnancy.

    • @aby110
      @aby110 Год назад +1311

      We stan a zesty heterosexual

    • @RealBrokoli
      @RealBrokoli Год назад +384

      Damn that's so wholesome

    • @nwp-hz5dm
      @nwp-hz5dm Год назад +507

      Yeah this is way more common than people think, i've meet a lot of guys like him, specially in highschool, but then you talk to them and it couldn't be more obvious they're straight

    • @salj.5459
      @salj.5459 Год назад +116

      How's bro having more reproductive success than me

    • @ApexGale
      @ApexGale Год назад +533

      ​@@salj.5459he knows how to talk to women and you don't, probably

  • @freedompancakes301
    @freedompancakes301 Год назад +1282

    Straight guys can have a voice like that, but the sass…not so much.

    • @indorianshell
      @indorianshell Год назад +347

      The voice is okay, but THE LIL DRINK 😭😭

    • @pastries8393
      @pastries8393 Год назад +189

      I know sassy straight men that are just flamboyant or very extroverted

    • @user-le1zw5nk9w
      @user-le1zw5nk9w Год назад +62

      And the shirt too💀

    • @indorianshell
      @indorianshell Год назад +127

      @@user-le1zw5nk9w NOT THE ARIANA GRANDE SLEEVES 💀💀

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real Год назад +73

      The grindr comment didn't help

  • @2lilshine
    @2lilshine Год назад +356

    if ur not gay then how did u perfectly explain a grindr profile🤨

    • @JanTft
      @JanTft Год назад

      Trans girls are girls too💅💅💅slayyy

    • @LUNDYLUNDYLUNDY
      @LUNDYLUNDYLUNDY Год назад +2

      @@iloveevil86 what’d you say I can’t hear you

    • @mamaluigi1438
      @mamaluigi1438 Год назад +5

      ​@@iloveevil86The dude in the video is gay...

    • @ketaminepoptarts
      @ketaminepoptarts 3 месяца назад +3

      he just said that the profile picture didnt show the persons face, its not like he perfectly described all of the info in every section of the profile

    • @prometheus9732
      @prometheus9732 3 месяца назад +1

      @@ketaminepoptartsbut his comments about Grindr are still suspicious.

  • @gordonramslay9955
    @gordonramslay9955 11 месяцев назад +63

    why does he know so much about the average grindr experience tho

    • @ambiguousness
      @ambiguousness 11 месяцев назад +22

      he did his thesis on that

    • @Knux5577
      @Knux5577 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@Cxvlestial yeah he sure did his research
      if you were to confront him he'd probably say some sh!t like he asked a gay man who uses grind or he threw up the whole time trying to figure it out
      but let's be honest, he's lying

  • @huntychan
    @huntychan Год назад +134

    these comments omg... i was just kidding !

  • @shottwice
    @shottwice Год назад +171

    Me trying to convince my family that I'm straight (0% success rate):

  • @abyysswalkerr
    @abyysswalkerr 5 месяцев назад +60

    “Being gay is misogynistic”
    OMG slay queen 💅

    • @polemicaiii4786
      @polemicaiii4786 4 месяца назад

      I'm gay but I seriously think this might be true, although I'm not a misogynist😢

    • @hinaguiza8810
      @hinaguiza8810 2 месяца назад

      ​@@polemicaiii4786 Being gay is misogynistic, period.

  • @Itsdasummer32
    @Itsdasummer32 Год назад +97

    “You guys are being heterophobic” 🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @Mimosa_LIFE
    @Mimosa_LIFE Год назад +59

    As straight as a circle

  • @3screem7112
    @3screem7112 Год назад +1080

    “Being gay is misogynistic” I love that😭😭😭😭
    Edit: bro…..almost600 Likes wow

    • @CrazyTreYer
      @CrazyTreYer 11 месяцев назад

      Ur now at 798. 799th like 🥰 hope u reach 800 soon

    • @EvanEvans9
      @EvanEvans9 8 месяцев назад

      I'd rather spend my bedroom, my life, my every waking day for the rest of my life with a man because women are unattractive and unappealing to me, not great life partners.
      Yeah that is textbook misogyny bitch! Dislike, disregard and contempt.

  • @tauhidershadKUFNAFLORAN
    @tauhidershadKUFNAFLORAN Месяц назад +7

    Dude is like one syllable away from saying Slay" 💅

    • @YAWSSSSSS
      @YAWSSSSSS Месяц назад +2

      Real gays know slay is two syllables

  • @Soulute367
    @Soulute367 3 месяца назад +15

    0:13 thats oddly specific

  • @Sayre777
    @Sayre777 Год назад +44

    Me when they pass that anti gay bill in my state

    • @TimsVampireSexCult
      @TimsVampireSexCult Год назад +1

      ​@Allahcunny please don't be sooooo incredibly stupid in the future I'm praying for your gentle mind🙏🏻

  • @HKITMXTHH
    @HKITMXTHH 11 месяцев назад +468

    I have this classmate that has a feminine way to him but he still likes girls. He’s heavily into fashion and make-up but he’s not gay nor closeted. Him and his girlfriend been together for 3 years now and she likes how he is because she likes how he’s not afraid to show that side of him.

    • @Fridge_Fiend
      @Fridge_Fiend 11 месяцев назад +27

      F1nnster moment

    • @vacuumblink2300
      @vacuumblink2300 11 месяцев назад +50

      Is this high school?
      Uhm honey, have a seat. I have some news for you.

    • @urbaneblobfish
      @urbaneblobfish 11 месяцев назад +6

      Based

    • @urbaneblobfish
      @urbaneblobfish 11 месяцев назад +88

      @@vacuumblink2300nah I know guys like that who ended up still being straight, or even bi

    • @serenegenerally
      @serenegenerally 10 месяцев назад +125

      You know what? You do have a point, just because you express yourself femininely does NOT mean that you are gay, and that’s okay! It’s not an all or nothing thing, in fact they are different things

  • @justaguy2182
    @justaguy2182 8 дней назад +4

    The fact that he knows a lot about Grindr is very heterosexual

  • @hnaw1360
    @hnaw1360 4 месяца назад +19

    Why is young Mr. Beast trying to convince us he's straight?

  • @whitestarlinegoodnight
    @whitestarlinegoodnight Месяц назад +3

    He is the physical embodiment of ✨sips tea✨

  • @fashionablyunstablee
    @fashionablyunstablee Год назад +43

    me when i lie

  • @koaruu
    @koaruu Год назад +344

    Lmaoo he's so obviously gay but a troll

    • @Iknowyoumadnow
      @Iknowyoumadnow Год назад +142

      And you're obviously gayer and SO into him 👀

    • @queer_queen810
      @queer_queen810 Год назад +25

      @@Iknowyoumadnow Lmao💀

    • @tiago77907
      @tiago77907 Год назад

      ​@@Iknowyoumadnow gurl...🤣🤣🤣

    • @koaruu
      @koaruu Год назад

      ​@@Iknowyoumadnow lol not into fem boys

    • @bitchchicken
      @bitchchicken Год назад +10

      You are totally missing the point of the video. Listen to his message and stop the stereotyping!

  • @MhxAir
    @MhxAir Год назад +199

    Bro is so deep in the closet, he found a whole apartment to live in there, like Fry when he moved in with Bender

    • @humanbean7884
      @humanbean7884 Год назад +27

      He's so deep in the closet he entered Narnia

    • @Mtv-get-off-thee-air
      @Mtv-get-off-thee-air Год назад +14

      Bro so deep in the closet he’s finding Christmas presents

    • @kingtesttube4996
      @kingtesttube4996 Год назад +5

      Bro found a Dark World in the closet

    • @morg8164
      @morg8164 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@humanbean7884
      Finally I found that comment.
      Thank you

    • @nothingspecial163
      @nothingspecial163 11 месяцев назад +3

      Closet is a very warm and comfortable place to be in, I don't see a good reason to leave it

  • @zeokingsilver
    @zeokingsilver 11 месяцев назад +81

    you go man never let anyone think they decide how you swing

  • @ieatkids4breakfast
    @ieatkids4breakfast Год назад +25

    Me when my friends ask me if I’m gay.

  • @sardinessucre4296
    @sardinessucre4296 Год назад +28

    "i m not gayy😘💅💅⁉️😧"

    • @temperglass
      @temperglass 2 месяца назад

      HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH 😂

  • @RebateShotAri
    @RebateShotAri 9 месяцев назад +22

    As a girl, i cannot blame him. us be fine. even i like us

  • @dirt_dert_durt
    @dirt_dert_durt 11 месяцев назад +22

    Stereotypes never went away, they became accepted

  • @Ohwoww
    @Ohwoww Год назад +47

    The way he said girl is just a entire coming out party it’s alr bro

  • @mauswaffles
    @mauswaffles 20 дней назад +5

    mr beast

  • @anifsky1065
    @anifsky1065 11 месяцев назад +125

    "G.I.R.L.S I like Girls I'm not Gay, I would never."
    His voice, the way he drinks the drink at the end, and ESPECIALLY how his hoodie sleeves are up to his fingers say otherwise....

  • @Thisway630
    @Thisway630 24 дня назад +4

    My life in school everyday:

  • @illeatthat
    @illeatthat 7 месяцев назад +11

    When my parents straight up ask me at dinner that one time:

    • @gabethecool
      @gabethecool 4 месяца назад

      same bro

    • @user-ph6sf2hy7u
      @user-ph6sf2hy7u 3 месяца назад

      So was it successful

    • @illeatthat
      @illeatthat 3 месяца назад

      @user-ph6sf2hy7u it was a success but only 50%

  • @ianluca2342
    @ianluca2342 Год назад +21

    Huntychan made it omg

  • @keeleyv2281
    @keeleyv2281 11 месяцев назад +18

    but fatherrr when can i go out on my ownnnn

  • @Autumnnn_017
    @Autumnnn_017 Год назад +24

    he's just like me fr

  • @asagillespie4588
    @asagillespie4588 3 месяца назад +9

    Mr beast if he was gay

  • @itsmattbtw
    @itsmattbtw Год назад +58

    im not gay i would NEVERRRRR

  • @7valkk
    @7valkk 2 месяца назад +6

    Why do I keep thinking that is mr beast 💀

  • @bizfurd8925
    @bizfurd8925 2 месяца назад +3

    "i'm not gay i would never"
    *fruitily sips drink*

  • @CountryCowboy008
    @CountryCowboy008 11 месяцев назад +8

    Jame Charles trying to get in to an All Boys Elementary school:

  • @yamatanoorochi3149
    @yamatanoorochi3149 2 месяца назад +4

    I lost it when he took a sip
    literally the loudest unspoken sike

  • @serperiorandtheanimator9216
    @serperiorandtheanimator9216 2 месяца назад +5

    this is the longest 31 seconds of my life

  • @toastedbreadmanjr.1656
    @toastedbreadmanjr.1656 4 месяца назад +7

    when the homophobic homie asks if u gay

  • @MrCheesecake1928
    @MrCheesecake1928 11 месяцев назад +132

    He convinced me until that drink came out 🍹💀

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 11 месяцев назад +2

      What about it?

    • @Fridge_Fiend
      @Fridge_Fiend 11 месяцев назад

      He got that Britiah noble man drink that cali girls ans gays adopted
      This man is so atraight he has picked up femminine mannerisms from all the girls he's doing. What a gigachad

  • @emomu
    @emomu Месяц назад +3

    The closet is literally glass 😭

  • @gumball2253
    @gumball2253 2 месяца назад +6

    But I'm A Cheerleader (1999)

  • @aae11i
    @aae11i Месяц назад +5

    wait he kinda ate

  • @jaiden8529
    @jaiden8529 Год назад +171

    this video screams closet

    • @b666rchd5
      @b666rchd5 Год назад +35

      he is trolling

    • @user-pp6pr5fg8w
      @user-pp6pr5fg8w Год назад +17

      Girl like sis literally pulled an iced coffee you can't get gayer than that

    • @celestialhumanoid
      @celestialhumanoid Год назад +16

      He's so into the closet they forgot him in ikea

    • @alexf225
      @alexf225 Год назад +7

      Tbh it scares me. Is it eeally that easy to see if someone is queer?

    • @pedrocamara885
      @pedrocamara885 Год назад +2

      ​@@alexf225 If the someone in question behaves like the guy in this video then yes, it is pretty obvious

  • @AbsolPowers
    @AbsolPowers Год назад +13

    He knows a bit too much bout the Grindr experience…….

  • @70memories
    @70memories 2 месяца назад +7

    Me every day until I leave my country.

    • @BobbieDraper
      @BobbieDraper Месяц назад +2

      muslim country? lol

    • @70memories
      @70memories Месяц назад +4

      @@BobbieDraper no, here in Peru, a south American country, people will stop being your friend just because they see signs that you maybe will be gay and get far of you

    • @ivebptwicetheholetrinity3466
      @ivebptwicetheholetrinity3466 Месяц назад +4

      @@70memoriesme too ❤❤but Mongolia it’s literally illegal to be gay 💀💀

    • @70memories
      @70memories Месяц назад +2

      @@ivebptwicetheholetrinity3466 yeah, like here in peru its illegal, too much ignorance and people hate gay people :(

  • @basilicorosa1293
    @basilicorosa1293 6 месяцев назад +16

    HELP WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE MR BEAST 😭

  • @alvinomghaha6942
    @alvinomghaha6942 Год назад +46

    💀😭😭😭”IM STRAIGHT”

  • @yoinki_sploinki
    @yoinki_sploinki 3 месяца назад +3

    The slurping at the end 💀

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 2 месяца назад +2

    I love the "I swear I'm straight, bro" romance stories.

  • @fairlyelongatedyoungman7452
    @fairlyelongatedyoungman7452 8 месяцев назад +6

    The baggy sweater and the sipping out of a open cup with a straw is very "zesty"

  • @XCeazyX
    @XCeazyX Год назад +645

    he’s right in everything he said
    Edit: sorry I commented before the last 10 seconds I apologize to the gay community

    • @jacel987
      @jacel987 Год назад +139

      We forgive you queen

    • @Dojafish
      @Dojafish Год назад +22

      Don't judge too quickly...
      Some people have incredibly dumb hot takes out there .

    • @banmeifurapussy
      @banmeifurapussy Год назад

      huh

    • @happycabby8488
      @happycabby8488 Год назад +148

      Not a good enough apology pull out the ukulele

    • @shannonrobbins59
      @shannonrobbins59 Год назад +13

      @@happycabby8488lmao

  • @lilorange882
    @lilorange882 Месяц назад +4

    Yeah ok mr beast

  • @looselytelling
    @looselytelling 9 дней назад +2

    He didn't have to get personal with my Grindr history, that's diva behaviour I WILL NOT tolerate.

  • @0mnom
    @0mnom 5 дней назад +1

    This is easily my favourite Shawn Mendez video on the internet.

  • @patricksawyer8272
    @patricksawyer8272 6 месяцев назад +4

    His knowledge of Grindr is on point for a straight man..

  • @livingdeadgirl5
    @livingdeadgirl5 Год назад +17

    middle school boys after being asked about making out with his "friend":

  • @silviocarusooo2501
    @silviocarusooo2501 9 месяцев назад +7

    Mr.Beast coming out as straight.

  • @randomweeb6331
    @randomweeb6331 6 месяцев назад +9

    Give him his Oscar already

  • @deadly_aura
    @deadly_aura 11 месяцев назад +5

    Hes trying to trick millie before he gets ran over

  • @mutestingray
    @mutestingray 11 месяцев назад +155

    I think we need more gay-on-gay hate tbh. Keeps us humble.

    • @DW-ze6wl
      @DW-ze6wl 10 месяцев назад +28

      Keeps me entertained 🫣🤭

  • @Fluff
    @Fluff Год назад +16

    I would never be gay 💅💅

  • @NerfedOnGod
    @NerfedOnGod 4 месяца назад +3

    “im straight your mad your jealous” 💅💅

  • @goosewho2903
    @goosewho2903 11 месяцев назад +7

    You can tell its satire from the tea sip

  • @g_qb5371
    @g_qb5371 4 месяца назад +3

    me in midschool trying to avoid them "are you gay?" questions (once they asked those it means they already know)

  • @quarkyz352
    @quarkyz352 3 месяца назад +5

    he kinda looks like young mr beast

  • @novacatzero
    @novacatzero 4 месяца назад +6

    Wow i never knew mr beast was gay behind the scenes

  • @queer_queen810
    @queer_queen810 Год назад +15

    Me in year 9 be like....