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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2016
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    Written by Ninja Sex Party (Dan Avidan and Brian Wecht)
    Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP
    Starring:
    Jacksepticeye as The Kid
    Markiplier as Cool Patrol Leader
    Ryan Magee as Verified Cool Patrol Member
    Matt Wilson as Unverified Cool Patrol Member
    Jordan McQuiston, Diamond Walker, and Hunter Collins as Roller Dancers
    Zan Alda as Cow
    Barry Kramer as Camel
    Kaden Vu and Eric Radic as Bullies
    Lala Araki, Milloux, and Lindsey Jennings as Roller Ladies
    Jordan Irby, Jeffrey Minter, Viktoria Ershova, Jonathan Sapp, Christina Correa, Kassandra Corea, Pamela Horton, Vernon Shaw, Kyle Crosby, and Daniel Stonem Ali, Meredith Quail, and Amy as Roller Rink Patrons
    Director: Sean Barrett
    Editor: Sean Barrett
    Producer: Svetlana Dekic
    Production Supervisor: Sarah Williams
    Director of Photography: Gordon Yould
    Additional Post-Production: Matt Watson
    1st AC: Brooks Burgoon
    2nd AC: Jeffrey Ball
    Steadicam Operator: Bryant Swanstrom
    Gaffer: Seth Naugle
    Key Grip: Conrad Wrobel
    Media Manager: Andrew Fontanelle
    Makeup: Taja Davis
    Wardrobe: Lici Koch
    NSP Costumes: Kristen Carr
    Art Department: Kati Schwartz
    Production Assistants: Tasha Anderson, Rory Ross
    Manager: Brent Lilley
    Lyrics:
    Yo Ninja Brian, you see that high schooler over there getting pushed around? This looks like a job for the Cool Patrol!
    Hey Kid! (Yo!) You're getting picked on in school
    The other boys! (Huh!)! They say you just ain't cool
    Well that's bullshit! (Yeah!!) We're gonna teach you the rules
    Those motherfuckers ain't gonna bother you no more
    We are the bad boys (Oh!) from the tough side of town
    We are the Cool Patrol (Woo!) we'll turn your life around
    Those bullies (AW SHIT) their ass is done for now
    We're gonna show you how! So fuckin' listen y'all! First…
    You put your hands in the air
    And you jump off the ground
    And then you take that funky butt and you shake it all around
    And lightly jog in place and then crank it up to a prance
    This is the cool patrol dance
    Now put your hands in your pockets
    And take them right back out
    Then spin around in a circle and make an animal sound (moo)
    Then glide into the sprinkler like you're gonna water the plants
    This is the cool patrol dance
    Whee!
    Motherfuckin' bullies better watch their ass
    You're sending all them shits a message there's a new king in class
    When they see you they're gonna freak out and piss their pants
    THEY ARE YOUR BITCHES! THEY ARE YOUR BITCHES BECAUSE...
    You put your hands in the air
    And then stick out your rear end
    And then you wiggle it real hard and you hug your closest friend
    And then you wildly remove your clothes and tearaway pants
    This is the cool patrol dance
    Now rub the peanut butter on you
    From your head to your feet
    And cover up your nudity with different cheeses and meats
    Then slap a camel because this could be your only chance
    This is the cool patrol dance
    Cool Break!
    synth solo
    You put your hands in the air
    And grab a bird from the sky
    And eat it whole so that you may absorb its power of flight
    Now you can also dive bomb fish because your vision's enhanced
    This is the cool patrol dance
    You're basically a superhero now
    So throw some cars
    Then rub your magnum thighs together and set fire to Mars
    Now harness all your sexy fury in a victory stance
    This is the cool patrol dance!
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Комментарии • 37 тыс.

  • @anglr2062
    @anglr2062 5 лет назад +5717

    I just realized his whole song is Danny gently reminding us he’s basically a middle aged dad who’s somehow cooler than some other dads

    • @rebeccacraig5957
      @rebeccacraig5957 5 лет назад +43

      To real

    • @blitzsbeast
      @blitzsbeast 4 года назад +76

      all other dads.

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 года назад +35

      Daddy Danny ~

    • @genecoursey4129
      @genecoursey4129 4 года назад +103

      As a slightly uncool middle aged dad this song always pulls me out of some dark places

    • @skorpheous9073
      @skorpheous9073 4 года назад +37

      Close, hes actually a dad going through a midlife crisis

  • @boygirlworld4392
    @boygirlworld4392 4 года назад +2772

    Shakira: my hips don't lie
    Mark: same
    Shakira: what
    Mark: what

    • @undeadhollywood2855
      @undeadhollywood2855 4 года назад +3

      600th like

    • @whiteguy3685
      @whiteguy3685 4 года назад +40

      Technically hips are literally talking shit

    • @lulin2546
      @lulin2546 4 года назад +19

      @@whiteguy3685 thank you phoenix wright!

    • @harshulbarooah6556
      @harshulbarooah6556 4 года назад +8

      @@whiteguy3685 Genius

    • @_my_life
      @_my_life 3 года назад +6

      I feel like Shakira fears how Mark can move his hips

  • @foxxygradius7858
    @foxxygradius7858 2 года назад +2597

    Mark putting every last ounce of his soul into his part despite just being a background dancer fills me with such joy. There are no small roles, only small actors.

    • @banjomanperson
      @banjomanperson Год назад +31

      He’s NOT short!!!!111!!!!

    • @thejaded
      @thejaded Год назад +18

      Mark got cake 😮

    • @MiningNatureYT
      @MiningNatureYT Год назад +52

      He's not a background dancer, he's clearly the Cool Patrol Leader, as credited in the description, which therefore makes him the titular character

    • @THEShogunBallistic
      @THEShogunBallistic 11 месяцев назад +5

      LMAO Mark a small actor... The fact that this was done six years ago though

    • @TheTbrWolf
      @TheTbrWolf 10 месяцев назад +16

      The funniest part is they probably had to ask him to tone it down a bit 😂

  • @niceguy4629
    @niceguy4629 2 года назад +2612

    I really wanna thank NSP. I tried this technique and the bullying stopped. Not only that, but they wouldn't come within 50 feet of me. Everyone else also wouldn't come within 50 feet of me.

    • @keystrix3704
      @keystrix3704 Год назад +113

      Really? I must've done something wrong. After I ate that bird live in front of my boss, people definitely started messing with me. Well they were all cops, but still.

    • @bushman18882
      @bushman18882 Год назад +19

      I did this but that just made me a bigger target for bullying.

    • @batedflounder47sox66
      @batedflounder47sox66 Год назад

      @@bushman18882 F

    • @RedUmbre
      @RedUmbre Год назад +10

      Because the judge said so

    • @puhskinti9358
      @puhskinti9358 Год назад +9

      You performed the force field incantation

  • @PringoOrSomething
    @PringoOrSomething 4 года назад +8081

    This is like when the guardians of the galaxy joined the avengers

  • @izzyt1626
    @izzyt1626 4 года назад +4823

    Everyone: (especially Mark) having the time of their life
    Brian: serious as always
    Jack: looks very uncomfortable

  • @MusicDecomposer
    @MusicDecomposer Год назад +178

    I just realized, at 2:28, Brian is really playing the keyboard without looking at it. He’s not faking it, he’s hitting the correct notes.

  • @bfitz5610
    @bfitz5610 2 года назад +503

    Is nobody else literally in tears at Brian ripping away his pants to reveal only more pants

  • @cynicalclusterfuck5605
    @cynicalclusterfuck5605 4 года назад +2985

    I'm starting to think those highschooler bullies arent actually highschoolers.

  • @jadziajan
    @jadziajan 7 лет назад +4310

    I love the fact that they had to hide Jack's hair with the crown during the green-screen scenes.

    • @mooshrooming
      @mooshrooming 7 лет назад +185

      XD I just realized that now.

    • @eddsworldfan7977
      @eddsworldfan7977 7 лет назад +9

      greenarwen lol

    • @destructiondan99
      @destructiondan99 7 лет назад +6

      randomponyater YES XD

    • @jayzo
      @jayzo 7 лет назад +37

      Why didn't they blue-screen it?

    • @jadziajan
      @jadziajan 7 лет назад +6

      +randomponyater Haha yes that would be great ! I don't if it'd be easy but it should be possible. I wish someone would do that !

  • @xXBoykisserXx
    @xXBoykisserXx 3 года назад +1143

    Seeing Mark and Jack with dyed hair sure is a throwback

    • @mordredpendragon1235
      @mordredpendragon1235 Год назад +48

      Ah yes the time period where almost all the popular youtubers died they're hair

    • @annsh.6487
      @annsh.6487 Год назад +17

      Back when everything on here was so much better

    • @thejaded
      @thejaded Год назад +15

      ​@@annsh.6487 The boys are still great but I get you. 2016- 2017 was massive for RUclips stardom

    • @A_child_of_the_3_and_1-np8tm
      @A_child_of_the_3_and_1-np8tm 6 месяцев назад

      And then there is Jack's comics

    • @Chentzilla
      @Chentzilla 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@mordredpendragon1235 Died and turned into hair?!

  • @unwontedwriter9612
    @unwontedwriter9612 2 года назад +479

    I can’t stop laughing at Ninja Brian staring intensely at Mark’s junk at 0:45

    • @pickledidiot4569
      @pickledidiot4569 Год назад +47

      god i didn’t even notice that lmao that’s hilarious

    • @marylara1609
      @marylara1609 Год назад +34

      I NEVER NOTICED UNTIL NOW

    • @missytusara8274
      @missytusara8274 3 месяца назад +5

      I NEVER NOTICED

    • @ravenace7536
      @ravenace7536 25 дней назад +4

      IVE BEEN LISTENING TO THIS FOR YEARS AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT WTF LMAO

    • @mellennia9
      @mellennia9 2 дня назад

      I never noticed 😭

  • @NicholasLionRider
    @NicholasLionRider 7 лет назад +624

    "Slap a camel because this could be your only chance" Translation: We bought a camel costume for the Egyptian themed Tableflip episodes and have no other use...so here's us trying to make use of it

    • @Gh0ul4041
      @Gh0ul4041 7 лет назад +15

      Nicholas LionRider OH MY GOD THATS SO TRUE

    • @smeargleboy
      @smeargleboy 7 лет назад +5

      Nicholas LionRider No, they're sex themed and the camel is a euphemism

    • @insanityle1374
      @insanityle1374 7 лет назад +2

      Nicholas LionRider desperate lyrics amirite... it's still works

    • @juju_died6874
      @juju_died6874 7 лет назад +2

      yes

    • @BidanZehavi
      @BidanZehavi 7 лет назад +6

      how can you complain, this is awesome

  • @Mito383
    @Mito383 Год назад +154

    Not enough love is going to the dancers on roller skates. They were rocking it.

    • @yourstruly8969
      @yourstruly8969 5 месяцев назад

      Rock n' roll-er skates

    • @Dr.Twat.Waffle
      @Dr.Twat.Waffle 3 месяца назад +1

      Look these guys up, they are awesome! Breakskate - pretty sure it's them!

  • @datnoob1647
    @datnoob1647 Год назад +378

    Marks solo HOO at the start was so perfectly executed

  • @markiplier
    @markiplier 7 лет назад +38522

    HECK YEEEEEEEEE!!

  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye 7 лет назад +4104

    So glad it's finally out in the wild! Such a damn good song! :D
    Thanks again for letting me be part of something awesome

    • @griddlegreen
      @griddlegreen 7 лет назад +4

      Hi jack! :D how are you?

    • @miayoutubetrash3776
      @miayoutubetrash3776 7 лет назад +9

      AMY MARK MATT RYAN AND JACK IN A NSP MUSIC VIDEO MY HEART!! TOO MANY FEELS!... Sorry, i had a freak out there! XD I'm so happy for you Jack!! :D

    • @gayvee16
      @gayvee16 7 лет назад +3

      LOL first reply on this comment!!!!!!

    • @WaalkR
      @WaalkR 7 лет назад +1

      How's after life going now you are #1 Cool Kid? hahaha

    • @Macaromi02
      @Macaromi02 7 лет назад +1

      I LOVE YOU

  • @sandra-hh8fq
    @sandra-hh8fq 3 года назад +249

    4 years later and i still can't get over on how jack is dressed like spongebob

  • @evanrobert175
    @evanrobert175 2 года назад +38

    It went from Jack saying "what's happening?" To "I'm blowing up planets and throwing cars at mach 10." To "I'm dead."

  • @redapple9885
    @redapple9885 3 года назад +6360

    Markiplier looks like he's having the time of his life

    • @schleep.
      @schleep. 3 года назад +38

      @ some people don’t like to call youtubers there real name

    • @fartlol9857
      @fartlol9857 3 года назад +28

      So does Barry lol

    • @BananaHanson
      @BananaHanson 3 года назад +36

      Who wouldn’t honestly

    • @radioactiveseaotter
      @radioactiveseaotter 3 года назад +25

      Who wouldn’t

    • @Linkfan007
      @Linkfan007 3 года назад +20

      IKR?! XD He's all :D as he's dancing. lolz

  • @assassinboy9902
    @assassinboy9902 7 лет назад +3922

    Mark look's like he's having a little to much fun...

    • @gwynethsai6593
      @gwynethsai6593 7 лет назад +28

      Yeah lol.

    • @woopwoot5817
      @woopwoot5817 7 лет назад +217

      Well he is listed in the cast as "Leader of the Cool Patrol" So he probably had to be the most fab... or he earned the title because of how fab he was dancing

    • @dragonslayer-ed8kb
      @dragonslayer-ed8kb 7 лет назад +7

      lol yes

    • @nervouskid1754
      @nervouskid1754 7 лет назад +5

      Assassinboy 990 yes he is

    • @catz2701
      @catz2701 7 лет назад +8

      Clearly he is.

  • @TTOF_JB
    @TTOF_JB 2 года назад +76

    That keyboard solo is genuinely one of the most happy, positive, fun parts I've ever heard in a song & it makes me feel better every time I hear it.

  • @seishin2199
    @seishin2199 Год назад +63

    I need a 2022/2023 update on how mark feels about being in this cause he looks like hes loving it

    • @xboxprodevin8170
      @xboxprodevin8170 Год назад +9

      Imagine him doing the dance on his OnlyFans. That would be fucking hilarious.

  • @forgototherpassword
    @forgototherpassword 7 лет назад +1370

    1:43
    I just realized that ninja Brian tears away his pants to reveal another pair of identical pants.

    • @forgototherpassword
      @forgototherpassword 7 лет назад +23

      1:58
      Wait, who the fuck is that in the cow suit, and why didn't I notice him last time I watched this?

    • @forgototherpassword
      @forgototherpassword 7 лет назад +2

      Never mind on that second one, just realized he was in the description.

    • @quoodle9883
      @quoodle9883 7 лет назад +5

      +Forgot Other Password That is the naked guy from "Dragon Slayer" and "Let's Get This Terrible Party Started".

    • @quoodle9883
      @quoodle9883 7 лет назад +20

      +Forgot Other Password. I have no idea how many times I've watched this, and I just noticed Brian's pants. I guess I was, um, looking somewhere else. :D

    • @deleted9778
      @deleted9778 7 лет назад +2

      *Forgot Other Password how hot must he be........?......IN THE OUTFIT THAT IS. IM NOT BI *dani FUCKING hides under a rock*

  • @vaertni2257
    @vaertni2257 7 лет назад +4285

    I wonder how hard it was for them to keep a straight face.

    • @danaondrackova3431
      @danaondrackova3431 7 лет назад +160

      they are crazy, but poor Jack jsut standing there and watching them dance in front of him in a colourfull joga something :D

    • @jaeexe4693
      @jaeexe4693 7 лет назад +75

      Dana Ondráčková jack was probably used to it
      He's friends with all of them 😂

    • @danaondrackova3431
      @danaondrackova3431 7 лет назад +65

      Jasmine Herbert I dont believe such a giggly cutsie not to laugh when he saw those weirdos :D especially Mark, he looks so happy and bouncy :D

    • @poyopoyo5848
      @poyopoyo5848 7 лет назад +11

      Vanessa Heerts they didnt, just look at them.

    • @FernandoSV
      @FernandoSV 7 лет назад +11

      you mean keep a straight face because Dan?

  • @kyrasoze516
    @kyrasoze516 11 месяцев назад +28

    I love how Ninja Brian never engages in any of the dancing in any video, but is always ready and eager to fling off his clothes.

  • @thingsihate_3333
    @thingsihate_3333 5 месяцев назад +7

    The way Dan says "This is cool!" always just cracks me up, seriously. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @alisonbutler3953
    @alisonbutler3953 5 лет назад +398

    This song is what teachers sing when you tell them that you're being bullied in highschool.

    • @REBTIER
      @REBTIER 4 года назад +3

      IDK if teachers are allowed to swear on the job

    • @nicholasjimenez3481
      @nicholasjimenez3481 4 года назад +2

      STENBROUGH IS BEST SHIP Bruh all the teachers do in high school

    • @REBTIER
      @REBTIER 4 года назад

      @@RyanJilbert yep

  • @Crazyjt
    @Crazyjt 4 года назад +2132

    During the Cool Break, Dan sounds like that voice that says stuff like “Great!” “Perfect!” “Awesome!” During a rhythm game

    • @myrin265
      @myrin265 4 года назад +36

      Wii Sports Resort...

    • @stnimrod2014
      @stnimrod2014 4 года назад +20

      WII sports be like

    • @chrisrains8670
      @chrisrains8670 4 года назад +27

      D.J .R.L “Nice shot!”

    • @nerdstop5025
      @nerdstop5025 4 года назад +12

      @@chrisrains8670 *the ball goes out of bounds or into the bunker*

    • @stnimrod2014
      @stnimrod2014 4 года назад +14

      @@chrisrains8670 "NICE ON"

  • @hopepapernacky
    @hopepapernacky 2 месяца назад +6

    I have learned it's very difficult to stay sad while watching an NSP video

  • @GamerMaj2010
    @GamerMaj2010 10 месяцев назад +69

    I love how Jacksepticeye and Markiplier both are trying so hard to not laugh during the whole thing. And then right at the end it Markiplier starts busting out into laughter😂❤

    • @ari638
      @ari638 9 месяцев назад +10

      Pretty sure he's miming throwing up in his mouth

    • @dawnpowers7626
      @dawnpowers7626 3 дня назад +1

      @@ari638 That's what I thought it was.

  • @frofiyk
    @frofiyk 5 лет назад +3911

    Marvel: Endgame is the most ambitous crossover
    Ninja Sex Party: Hold our spandex

    • @aidanwampler6973
      @aidanwampler6973 5 лет назад +20

      Too soon Nsp has to control the media first. Then they can use the stoners to destroy the stones

    • @DuccAmucc413
      @DuccAmucc413 5 лет назад +8

      Theregoesthemilk Battle Kid: I’m the best Game Grumps playthrough
      Endless Ocean 2: Hold our soda and our OJ

    • @Frezahm
      @Frezahm 4 года назад

      that joke sucks and you should feel sucks

    • @thepaladxn7802
      @thepaladxn7802 4 года назад +3

      Hold our tear away pants

    • @collinrisley4026
      @collinrisley4026 4 года назад

      DUDE. YER KILLIN ME RN

  • @buttercup9721
    @buttercup9721 3 года назад +2943

    jack: *i am very uncomfortable with the energy we've created in this studio*

    • @saxmaverick
      @saxmaverick 3 года назад +32

      I'm here for this reference. Very here

    • @juliecolacchio7055
      @juliecolacchio7055 3 года назад +22

      The mcelroy reference is on point. Honestly, when i first heard this song, i thought it suuuuper had a mcelroy energy about it

    • @noobtramp113
      @noobtramp113 2 года назад +1

      @@saxmaverick bb0 bb b b lb h90bn b 0p

  • @joll05
    @joll05 2 года назад +76

    I like how in the final scene, Danny, Brian and Markiplier all react to Jack getting beat up, whereas Matt and Ryan are just like "Yeah, this is normal."

  • @Plainfawn28830
    @Plainfawn28830 2 года назад +26

    Danny: "see that high schooler getting pushed around?"
    Camera pans to a 27 year old Jacksepticeye

  • @confusedpaladin7181
    @confusedpaladin7181 7 лет назад +2945

    why does every new nsp video feel like opening a gift on your birthday

  • @briarhaven01
    @briarhaven01 3 года назад +7805

    Why do I feel like Danny found the wolverine claws about 4 seconds before they started shooting and everyone just rolled with it

    • @neetocheeto4861
      @neetocheeto4861 3 года назад +351

      Yeah, like a kid who just found a toy and wanted to find a way to show it off to his friends.

    • @eamo2334
      @eamo2334 3 года назад +247

      Ryan: yo guys! My claws off amazon came yesterd-
      Danny: MINE!!!

    • @vegalacerda6097
      @vegalacerda6097 3 года назад +33

      Wolverine? I'm claiming this one...

    • @megachad6916
      @megachad6916 3 года назад +14

      Probably did.

    • @jaycemarshall9237
      @jaycemarshall9237 3 года назад +18

      ROLLED WITH IT HAAH FUNNY JOKE

  • @silverlightsinaugust2756
    @silverlightsinaugust2756 3 года назад +21

    Production value instantly skyrockets when you have synchronized roller skate dancing.

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 3 года назад +18

    Just a reminder that Danny was in Game Grumps and Brian has a PhD in theoretical physics

  • @angryghiacchio4932
    @angryghiacchio4932 5 лет назад +822

    Danny : hey jack
    Jack : yeah?
    Danny : you wanna be in a NSP video or whatever
    Jack : hell yeah

  • @theslinkypuppet2429
    @theslinkypuppet2429 5 лет назад +2188

    Teachers dealing with bullying vs how it works out

  • @jesshill4279
    @jesshill4279 Год назад +54

    This song introduced me to ninja sex party and Game Grumps. Will always cherish this song for showing the true genius that is... whatever this all is ❤️

  • @tiffanysjogren3079
    @tiffanysjogren3079 3 года назад +78

    I've only just discovered this glorious masterpiece and I just gotta say, I LOVE that Markiplier is so enthusiastic. Like, that he literally just won the dream lottery. Everyone looks happy but he's so exuberant 😂

  • @davidattenborough1631
    @davidattenborough1631 7 лет назад +393

    damnit jack we told you not to hang with those roller disco chumps. that ninja kills poeple

  • @doctorsux1717
    @doctorsux1717 4 года назад +775

    Brian: is a scientist
    Also Brian: stares fiercely at Mark's junk

  • @MentalAsEver
    @MentalAsEver 2 года назад +17

    Such a comfort song. I love how happy mark is in his role ❤️🫂

  • @notg_c2639
    @notg_c2639 3 года назад +12

    “Matt Wilson as unverified cool patrol member” in the credits kills me

  • @parsimonious6900
    @parsimonious6900 6 лет назад +418

    Mark looks wayyyy too happy to be in this.

    • @awkwardpanda8554
      @awkwardpanda8554 6 лет назад +7

      A Porcelain Chicken Garden Decor his boyfriends in it

    • @bepistheclown
      @bepistheclown 6 лет назад

      Awkward Panda no his girlfriend is in it

    • @awkwardpanda8554
      @awkwardpanda8554 6 лет назад +2

      craxan roblox girl I was making a septiplier joke

    • @sithotaku
      @sithotaku 6 лет назад +2

      this is his element

    • @atilla8316
      @atilla8316 6 лет назад

      He's always waayyyyy too happy in everything :P

  • @Yoon_af
    @Yoon_af 7 лет назад +746

    I can never look at Mark the same way ever again

    • @eddsworldfan7977
      @eddsworldfan7977 7 лет назад +1

      Jody Fawcett Same 😂👌🏼

    • @aurora1089
      @aurora1089 7 лет назад +45

      I can never look away from Mark ever again.

    • @Broddiccus
      @Broddiccus 7 лет назад +20

      This is hardly the most flamboiant thing mark has done (e.g. Poledancing videos)

    • @Yoon_af
      @Yoon_af 7 лет назад +1

      Broddiccus true, very true.

    • @Cooil1
      @Cooil1 7 лет назад +6

      Dan the singer is pretty cool with game grumps here on youtube, and he feels really gay.

  • @MadsH5859
    @MadsH5859 4 месяца назад +3

    I SAW THIS A LONGER WHILE AGO AND ONLY NOW REALIZE THAT MARKIPLIER AND JACK SEPTICEYE ARE IN THIS AND HAVING THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES

  • @sandrasvri9286
    @sandrasvri9286 3 года назад +13

    As someone with meaty thighs, I relate to the 'magnum thighs together and set fire to Mars' part on a personal level.

  • @thicctoriasthedogwalker815
    @thicctoriasthedogwalker815 3 года назад +2963

    I’m frightened by how good Mark is at the Cool Patrol dance

    • @friedpenuts
      @friedpenuts 3 года назад +28

      It is just that the rest are clearly no good.

    • @wddilly8488
      @wddilly8488 3 года назад +13

      Lmao..right? I love it

    • @Blueyfanz
      @Blueyfanz 2 года назад +23

      That's because Mark is good at (almost) everything he does!!! Personally, I don't know what he's not good at... But... Yeah

    • @Fillardmillmore
      @Fillardmillmore 2 года назад +6

      @@friedpenuts
      Supermega can do anything, shhh

    • @jamiecook4288
      @jamiecook4288 2 года назад +11

      How excited are you?
      Mark: “Yes!”

  • @ro2202
    @ro2202 6 лет назад +1495

    I love how Mark way overdid it in this.

    • @birdsnestbacon3136
      @birdsnestbacon3136 5 лет назад +28

      He's the leader!

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 5 лет назад +12

      He's-a Markimoo!!!

    • @theduggening5276
      @theduggening5276 5 лет назад +21

      He gets way too into it

    • @demikus
      @demikus 5 лет назад +44

      I mean if your going to do something ridiculous you may as well have fun with it.

    • @kingduck1297
      @kingduck1297 5 лет назад +21

      He’s over the top because this is what he was made to do

  • @cmonmanyouknowthething8200
    @cmonmanyouknowthething8200 2 года назад +49

    Man this was a different era. So much has changed in 6 years, I feel like Markiplier and Jacksepticeye are different people since this video was made 😅
    Wow times flies. 😳

    • @Baconator5642
      @Baconator5642 Год назад +10

      Honestly I think at their core they both have that sense of humor, they're still the same people they just grew in maturity

    • @wulfricr7635
      @wulfricr7635 18 дней назад

      I reckon given the right motivation you could still probably get Markiplier to dance like he does in this 😂

  • @echoheretic91
    @echoheretic91 4 месяца назад +4

    Ryans little tough guy turtle face at 0:10 kills me

  • @meowcow8009
    @meowcow8009 4 года назад +3351

    NSP is the only group that can make an anti-bullying video that actually works

  • @alyssapolster1537
    @alyssapolster1537 4 года назад +1395

    i did this is in school and now nobody talks to me. Thanks guys, no more bullies!

    • @oompaoomps2784
      @oompaoomps2784 4 года назад +32

      F?

    • @NA-dh8df
      @NA-dh8df 4 года назад +77

      I would immediately become your friend if you played this

    • @allygaffney962
      @allygaffney962 3 года назад +24

      I would have joined in on that dance. And we would be laughing at all the haters while eating peanut butter and deli meats.

    • @Fox-Picture
      @Fox-Picture 3 года назад +3

      Try it again... but actually show the bullies the original song. Then they’ll love you.

    • @user-jl7xk6wm3s
      @user-jl7xk6wm3s 3 года назад +7

      Some people don't accept true beauty

  • @Average_Joker
    @Average_Joker 3 года назад +5

    I just love the completely deadpan "moo", it gets me every time I re-listen to this song.

  • @iiiwaaa
    @iiiwaaa 5 месяцев назад +3

    Seeing mark do the cool patrol dance seems like something he does every day now cause clearly he’s cool

  • @masamunaye
    @masamunaye 5 лет назад +2440

    When four RUclipsrs simultaneously delay videos because they're "working on something special."

  • @superpegwe2147
    @superpegwe2147 4 года назад +583

    i think the real reason jack died was because he didn't slap the camel

  • @keelover6914
    @keelover6914 3 месяца назад +3

    I love coming back to this song randomly.

  • @gothictrashqueen9109
    @gothictrashqueen9109 2 года назад +7

    The “Moo” gets me every time 😂

  • @eatbrik7965
    @eatbrik7965 3 года назад +5546

    Fun Fact:
    Mark wasn’t even supposed to be there he just
    happened to be here

    • @arthurgustintheobaldpanges8942
      @arthurgustintheobaldpanges8942 3 года назад +279

      Nah he just want to know how long he is gonna last until he got kicked out

    • @K_Best
      @K_Best 3 года назад +134

      Wait is this true because if it is that’s some top tier shit

    • @Bangaudaala
      @Bangaudaala 3 года назад +86

      yeah, he doesnt exist after all, idk how he got there

    • @garbagegorl1834
      @garbagegorl1834 3 года назад +134

      “Oh hey guys, I couldn’t help but notice you didn’t fight me. That’s fine tho. Oh, what a coincidence that I brought all the necessary outfits and brought my dancing shoes. I might as well dance with you guys, what do you think?”

    • @four_girls_in_search_of_awesom
      @four_girls_in_search_of_awesom 3 года назад +77

      Yea he always just shows up and they're too awkward to ask him to leave so they put him in the videos

  • @imightbeblaze
    @imightbeblaze 5 лет назад +1817

    Remember, they had to rent out the entire skating rink to sing a song about dancing while wearing fanny packs and leotards...

    • @667nine
      @667nine 5 лет назад +5

      BM11 Games OMG EXACTLY

    • @jimmy_the_squid9456
      @jimmy_the_squid9456 5 лет назад +34

      Worth every penny

    • @YuckCanuck
      @YuckCanuck 5 лет назад +38

      And it's the same rink that Mark rented for Wilfred Motherloving Warfstache

    • @tommydeleon6141
      @tommydeleon6141 5 лет назад +25

      If this was the 90s maybe but nowadays I'm sure they just walked in on a Tuesday afternoon.

    • @Alpha121198
      @Alpha121198 5 лет назад +5

      And your point would be?

  • @dylanmcintyre0502
    @dylanmcintyre0502 Год назад +6

    This song and album is the transition from classic NSP, to the modern NSP we have now. Cool patrol is my favorite album of all time and it was my introduction to all the music I love now. Thank you Danny, Brian and TWRP

  • @iexistwrong5819
    @iexistwrong5819 3 года назад +7

    i did what the song said to my bullies and now i don't think ill ever be able to use my legs ever.

  • @2sighkick2furious39
    @2sighkick2furious39 4 года назад +566

    "Put your hands in your pockets"
    Literally everyone in their Cool Patrol costumes: *no pockets*

    • @boyjedi-oq7jz
      @boyjedi-oq7jz 4 года назад +10

      You forgot about their prison pocket

  • @jaydenfletcher2980
    @jaydenfletcher2980 4 года назад +1051

    1:41
    Danny "And you hug your closest friend"
    Also Danny: *Doesn't hug Ninja Brian*

  • @BetweenTheLyons
    @BetweenTheLyons 11 месяцев назад +7

    1:36 Ninja Brian just standing there only to tear off his pants to have another set of pants underneath is funny as hell for some reason 😆

  • @BenjaminRiddle-qj3ty
    @BenjaminRiddle-qj3ty 2 месяца назад +3

    Bruh that "whee" had me breakout in laughter

  • @rianne1998
    @rianne1998 7 лет назад +522

    Tumblr: *immediately starts writing a fan fiction of Nerd Jack gets bullied but Cool Mark stands up for him, Nerd Jack soon finds about Cool Marks nerdiness about roller skating and they both fall in love*

  • @Natalie-dk4zj
    @Natalie-dk4zj 7 лет назад +678

    The entire time, Jack's like, "WTF IS GOIN ON!!?"

    • @vendetta3034
      @vendetta3034 7 лет назад +2

      PartyWolf Gamer ikr

    • @pricklytrash5309
      @pricklytrash5309 7 лет назад +37

      "I came to America for this..?"

    • @stanleehi8723
      @stanleehi8723 7 лет назад +1

      pfft.... aww man.... XD he is!!!

    • @lemonninelime6449
      @lemonninelime6449 7 лет назад

      PartyWolf Gamer ikr

    • @Natalie-dk4zj
      @Natalie-dk4zj 7 лет назад +1

      Prickly Trash, I don't know why but I laughed for like five minuets straight. I think my friends called an ambulance.

  • @Ava-ol7wl
    @Ava-ol7wl 4 месяца назад +3

    7 Years later and This still impacts my everyday life. Its fucking sick

  • @sarahcb3142
    @sarahcb3142 2 месяца назад +3

    Ironically, those skater dancers are super cool.

  • @SA120416613
    @SA120416613 7 лет назад +641

    Seeing Jack dancing around in red spandex is something I never realized I needed in my life.

    • @pugsheendog6654
      @pugsheendog6654 7 лет назад +5

      MICAH SAUNDERS That smexy fury and victory dance tho

    • @sol2544
      @sol2544 7 лет назад

      MICAH SAUNDERS Maybe it's the fact that Danny is so tall

    • @aspicymemelord6291
      @aspicymemelord6291 7 лет назад +11

      MICAH SAUNDERS Mark's Dance really enhanced it too.

    • @danaondrackova3431
      @danaondrackova3431 7 лет назад +11

      you obviously missed one of his alteregos, the Jackaboy man :D

    • @waffledaddy8773
      @waffledaddy8773 7 лет назад

      ikr

  • @scratchedcds
    @scratchedcds 5 лет назад +893

    3:13
    I love Mark’s over the top reaction to Jack getting his ass handed to him where Matt next to him barely acknowledged it.

    • @mitsukitai2713
      @mitsukitai2713 5 лет назад +60

      I really think Mark was trying to stifle a laugh lol anyone who watches his try not to laugh challenge videos knows what I mean ;) he is a self admitted giggling idiot when it comes to (literal) slapstick

    • @scratchedcds
      @scratchedcds 5 лет назад +11

      @mitsukitai2713 yeah probably I just found their contrasting reactions funny

    • @freakycc6226
      @freakycc6226 4 года назад +6

      Matt just does his Matt face and it's great

    • @cometvaudin2850
      @cometvaudin2850 4 года назад +3

      Kat ._.* Even Ninja Brian’s like “0_0”

  • @seesaweffect888
    @seesaweffect888 9 месяцев назад +3

    my favorite part of this song is the cool break segment, the synth is so bright and feel-good, and i can’t stop repeating the funky little bit at 2:19

  • @polyhally
    @polyhally 2 года назад +4

    its tradition to watch this every month

  • @dragwolf9858
    @dragwolf9858 7 лет назад +613

    Who else thought Mark actually looked pretty cool in his leather jacket

    • @micaela4567
      @micaela4567 7 лет назад +6

      Emma Rout mark looks good in skates...that was sooo attractive

    • @monbub
      @monbub 7 лет назад +4

      Micaela Wesley too bad he's horrifying at skating

    • @ellainacase427
      @ellainacase427 7 лет назад

      Emma Rout me

    • @micaela4567
      @micaela4567 7 лет назад +2

      Creative Cookie I know right

    • @briannasiler9223
      @briannasiler9223 7 лет назад +2

      He looked hawt ;]

  • @bagelbramble7335
    @bagelbramble7335 5 лет назад +1567

    They brought Mark along to say
    "Yuh!"
    "Huh!"
    "Yeah!"
    "Euh!"
    "Woo!"
    "Aw shit!"
    And look sexy and badass in that leather jacket

    • @itskimmay9
      @itskimmay9 4 года назад +104

      and shake his butt in the most enthusiastic way possible.

    • @horriblehumor790
      @horriblehumor790 4 года назад +9

      These comments are so underrated

    • @tylercobb2389
      @tylercobb2389 4 года назад +7

      How did i not notice mark b4 i saw this comment 😂

    • @chompaproductions5240
      @chompaproductions5240 4 года назад +2

      I agree

    • @MrTmb64
      @MrTmb64 4 года назад +6

      That was so accurate, I like listened to the beginning of the song while reading the comment and I realised it was exactly what he was saying :')

  • @lipstickgamer6580
    @lipstickgamer6580 Год назад +7

    What do you mean it’s been 6 years? This song truly is timeless

  • @adambomb1553
    @adambomb1553 Год назад +4

    Can we appreciate the dancers who pulled off those insane moves in fucking rollerskates?!?!?!

  • @shadowspector3611
    @shadowspector3611 4 года назад +2262

    Group of friends: *finds dead body*
    That one kid in the group: 2:17

  • @NovaOtari
    @NovaOtari 5 лет назад +1267

    I like how Ninja Brian has multiple layers of the same pants on.

    • @wulfricr7635
      @wulfricr7635 5 лет назад +30

      He taught Kakashi well... "beneath these pants..." 'beneath these pants' "are more pants!"

    • @lordbread2083
      @lordbread2083 5 лет назад +10

      Lol I've watched this video over a hundred times and I've never noticed that

    • @stillagamer3603
      @stillagamer3603 5 лет назад +14

      He actually only has one pair, put the moment it begins to come off Ninja Brian materialises a new one out of thin air.

    • @wetgymsocks8739
      @wetgymsocks8739 5 лет назад +1

      I made it 1k likes, you're welcome ;)

    • @lordbread2083
      @lordbread2083 5 лет назад +1

      @@stillagamer3603 or does he use his super speed to put another pair on

  • @DarkenRaul1
    @DarkenRaul1 Год назад +11

    Surprised how I haven’t seen anyone comment on 2:20-2:34 yet. That part is straight fire

  • @pp-lc3lm
    @pp-lc3lm 3 года назад +2

    that “moo” always gets me

  • @Ginger_Infringer
    @Ginger_Infringer 5 лет назад +2381

    Brian Wecht, a proffeser in physics who could of easily worked his entire life at one of the most procidous colleges in the UK just widely pointed a knife at two strangers with a look in his eyes you normally see in pcycopaths and slapped a camel, all of this, while wearing a cheaply made ninja costume.
    He is one of my favorite human beings.

    • @yes-er6tq
      @yes-er6tq 5 лет назад +58

      Bold to assume he's a 'human being'

    • @drghostly1756
      @drghostly1756 5 лет назад +68

      I feel like anyone who works in the food or retail industry, or anyone who has a Ph.D in literally anything, has to be some degree insane. Ninja Brian has clearly discovered his outlet - wanton murder in a discount Halloween store costume.

    • @sapp00yt
      @sapp00yt 5 лет назад +6

      HOLY FECKING SHITE ARE YOU THE BIGRED CUZ IF SO I I LOVE YOU

    • @raccoon_goth
      @raccoon_goth 5 лет назад +12

      This is the best way to describe Brian "Ninja Brian" Wecht.

    • @xultra_violetx
      @xultra_violetx 5 лет назад +6

      He is one of the best humans in existance
      *im not surprised*

  • @Joe-oc5xz
    @Joe-oc5xz 5 лет назад +1426

    Honestly the roller dancers deserve a lot more attention then they get

    • @KnightRaymund
      @KnightRaymund 5 лет назад +7

      agreed!

    • @anibalm93
      @anibalm93 5 лет назад +36

      I replay the part where they get up with just the tips of the feet cause it amazes me everytime!

    • @Malachiteinferno
      @Malachiteinferno 5 лет назад +1

      You may need to pay more attention to your English, too.

    • @Joe-oc5xz
      @Joe-oc5xz 5 лет назад +3

      @@Malachiteinferno okay then

    • @hunghillary
      @hunghillary 5 лет назад

      What roller dancers?

  • @cooldude7255
    @cooldude7255 4 месяца назад +3

    Holy Hell, coming back to this after so long now its makin me cry, these were those days Man, I genuinely wish I could go back to 2016/2018, so much more innocent in Retrospect after everything that has happened in the world

  • @danielherrera3894
    @danielherrera3894 2 года назад +5

    When Brian smacked the camel I laughed so hard, and I was in a silent class

  • @FurryEskimo
    @FurryEskimo 5 лет назад +2015

    1:42
    Ninja Brian rips off his pants, to reveal more pants.

    • @Sir_Cumference314
      @Sir_Cumference314 5 лет назад +59

      FurryEskimo wait you don’t have pants under your pants?!

    • @jesslee2836
      @jesslee2836 5 лет назад +45

      I’m going to punch your face, iN THE FACE
      same energy

    • @switchblade6
      @switchblade6 5 лет назад +28

      r/twohealthbars

    • @drakecurry8873
      @drakecurry8873 5 лет назад +20

      @@switchblade6 Bold of you to assume only 2

    • @craigkuhlman6869
      @craigkuhlman6869 5 лет назад +6

      Yo dawg. I heard you like pants...

  • @rockfan243
    @rockfan243 Год назад +4

    Mark is living his best life

  • @StupidWeb
    @StupidWeb 2 года назад +8

    I’ve watched this music video no less than a hundred times, and it took until I’m drunk and in a real hyperfocused mood to realise that Ninja Brian rips off a pair of identical black tear away pants

  • @DownUnderPunk
    @DownUnderPunk 5 лет назад +227

    I think Mark somehow got more into this than Danny.

  • @papyrus4ever
    @papyrus4ever 5 лет назад +308

    mark having the time of his life

    • @trevorhensley3185
      @trevorhensley3185 5 лет назад +3

      So...typical Mark.

    • @qwertyasdf4081
      @qwertyasdf4081 5 лет назад

      Papyrus4ever it’s really wholesome. Seeing someone that genuinely happy never ceases to put a smile on my face.

  • @rileycass6446
    @rileycass6446 2 года назад +5

    I just rewatched this video for the first time in forever, when I was a dumb kid I was so amazed jack was in this video I didn't even realize Matt Ryan and Mark were in it until now

    • @Emu19
      @Emu19 8 месяцев назад

      OMG I'm SO glad I was not the only one! I was listening to NSP and then this song came on, so I wanted to see the video again and... How stupid of a kid I was to not notice all of them 😂😂 EVEN BARRY is in this! He's the dancing camel! HAHAHA

  • @camnicole900
    @camnicole900 3 года назад +9

    I love seeing Matt and Ryan in this lmao

  • @audrey9405
    @audrey9405 4 года назад +483

    0:17 watch matt as he says “yeah” too early then starts laughing at his mistake

    • @MrDanimon123
      @MrDanimon123 4 года назад +64

      So that's why he's an unverified member of the cool patrol

    • @BukiminaMeiji_CH
      @BukiminaMeiji_CH 4 года назад +47

      and then tries to play it off by acting serious again

    • @thelickinglamp
      @thelickinglamp 4 года назад +12

      Thank you for pointing this out for us

    • @blacksiopao
      @blacksiopao 4 года назад +9

      wait I thought Matt said "sht"

    • @coinwater8511
      @coinwater8511 4 года назад +4

      Oh no I’ll never unsee it😂

  • @baby_arms7867
    @baby_arms7867 5 лет назад +638

    My favorite line from now on is,
    “Now, slap a camel, because this could be your only chance.”

    • @MrGarbage52
      @MrGarbage52 4 года назад +14

      Mine: “Then rub your magnum thighs together and set fire to Mars”

    • @Keegstar
      @Keegstar 4 года назад +5

      I like Mark's reaction to brian slapping the camel

    • @daughterofdarkness4938
      @daughterofdarkness4938 4 года назад

      Arnold Schwarzenegger took that chance.

    • @animationunknown2891
      @animationunknown2891 4 года назад

      Mark's face at that moment too