[YTP] The FreeDumb Phone
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- Опубликовано: 10 окт 2024
- It means I have the freedom to poop this, right? :D
FYI the original video had integrated subtitles, which is why this does too.
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Name one time in history…when HoH SiS didn’t get the JoJ done.
Never, because they would do it all over again.
15teenteenteenteen times all over again, even.
We've already descended to this joke yet again. Glorious.
They did, but every client was 100% unsatisfied
I WANT THE JOJ, RIGHT NOW!!!!!
Even if they had to do it all over again, they'd do it all over again. Ten times all over again!
(the actual company went out of business several years ago due to multiple complaints of poor quality work)
188% Certified Freaky™ Phone
👀 nice seeing you here !
The SungSung Phone was endorsed by Former Korean Ice Skating World Champion, KiiK YuY NaN.
188% satisfied with my YTP experience.
Get this to 188 likes
But was there a freaky maiD
Being an Erik myself, I can confirm he is NOT the world’s highest Erik.
How far above sea level are you?
@@WaitHowDidIGetHere Pfft, lol! 😂
@@WaitHowDidIGetHere 620 thousand million 723 million 3 4 thousand 99 million miles
The world's highest Erik is the one on salvia.
Erik Weihenmayer is the world's highest Erik. He was the first blind person to reach the summit of Mount Everest, on May 25, 2001.
“Our priority is no priority.”
Inspiring words, Erik.
That's why everyone is complaining about Erik.
@@paradoxequinox4104 and I think that’s so wrong
"That's why I'm leaving now."
@@abithapa9099 (wait come back pls)
@@JosephMendoza1054 "Your freedom of speech is so wrong."
“I'm the world's bitch already” had me.
Thank you, I know I am
But he's also the world's youngest president, so that doesn't count.
Aren't we all?
@@turricanrocks1552 Erik must been high enough to dream about being president.
@@KL53986 Probably.
Your editing is so smooth it almost doesn’t even sound like YTP if you just listen to it and don’t watch the video 😂
You Can Say Hello To Erik. So I Did...
Well then I think you should consult a doctor.
It's cs188, he is the YTP best editor. He can animate the Onion and Babylon Bee articles.
"just believe me: don't watch"
@@SteveInLava I'm tempted to agree with ya there. Certainly the best ongoing pooper.
The topics may change, but the humor remains unchanged and brilliant; even after all these years.
cs188 is eternal
Absolutely.
Hot damn CS, throwing in that classic Windows Phone clip for the OGs
I miss Windows phones
and see what my brother's been up to
@@quantumblauthor7300 Did they go away? I still have one. I stopped using it when I reverted to a "dumb phone" a while back.
Lol I remember having a windows phone
@@12ealDealOfficial no longer supported, so they're just updateless. You can still use em for their banger cameras if you really want, but you gotta download the photos manually because they don't sync over the cloud. It's like talking to a loved one who doesn't remember their own name, it hurts some kinda way
"It does every current phone does, except security. Because we spy on you."
If ads were honest.
Xiaomi and Huawei phones in a nutshell
@@midorifox im the world's lolcow now.
That's why I use Duckduckgo lol.
The us goverment...sneaky invasive bastards
@@coopermuccio4409 Dude. They friggin' ghost-blocked this. Lol.
FreeDumb phone
Percs:
-no appstore
-no keyboard
-no phone
+No security
includes 6 zuckerburgers with purchase of FreeDumb phone
i wanna buy one
Just an empty box
CS188 censorship
Was not expecting a ytp of this but it is certainly a welcome one
"It does everything your current phone does, except you can fuck it." A million dollar idea if I've ever heard one!
Also, thanks for the burned-in subtiltles.
GTA did it first. : P
that would sell like hotcakes
@Comrade Clyde Japan, probably
@Comrade Clyde Los Santos, at Ifruit authorised resellers
@@GizmoBeam yeah
Haven’t seen it, and I’m already laughing
that's how you know it's good
I haven't yet putted up youtube and I'm already laughing.
relatable.
@@Niagaranobs bro the fact u edited it and still have an error in it makes me laugh😂
@@acefrost1535 better?
That phone doesn’t have 512gb of Ram Ranch or a good Infinity F*cks Display, so it’s a total rip-off (But still less of a rip-off than the actual Freedom Phone).
That will be added to the Freedumb Fold edition.
@@WSmith1984 I forgot to say I already added those to the JoJPhone.
@Russell Hunter lol jk I'm not gay
Why need to wait for the FreeDumb Fold when the JoJPhone already has the 512gb of Ram Ranch and the InfinityF**ks Display
@@ilmamartinez522 PLEASE TELL ME IT HAS AN INTEGRATED HOH SIS MEDIA PLAYER
I hope YTP's live forever.
Oh they will, and will only get better.
cs188 inspired an entire generation of ambitious poopers. The best is yet to come.
Well the community is already dead but ig people are still making them
Poop ebbs and flows like the tides. I was around when YTP was THE thing in the late '00s. Then it died out when most of the talented originals retired. But those old masters inspired a new generation and the artform is slowly returning despite itself.
cs188 is unusual because he's been pumping out sh!t since YTP's Golden Age and he's still hilarious.
At least one day later to my deathday
I hope this phone folds itself out of existence.
I understood that reference
FYI: make sure to remove all metal from the Zuckerburgers before grilling them.
nah leave the metal in, really enhances the taste of bigwig ceo
Instructions unclear, I no longer have any Zuckerburgers to grill
Why do mine taste like lizard?
@@pengil3 You may have to descale your grill
i don't think enough people appreciate how smooth the "just believe me, don't watch" edit is
Well, I definitely do. Whoo. Hi, I'm high. Not as high as the world's highest Erik, but I try.
I certainly appreciate it. It's even from one of CS's older poops, "Bruno's
Uptown Rectal Cleaning Sing-along PSA": ruclips.net/video/J2fRCQoxf3w/видео.html
@@PearangeProductions Oh, I know. That's one of his best ytps, of one of the best songs ever made. And I mean both the original and CS's version. Glad he's still making callbacks to that ytp, and not letting the song die out. It's an amazing song on it's own, but I want to say this one time, this one particular time, CS DIDN'T improve the quality of the song "Uptown Funk". Because you can't improve perfection, but obviously, I give CS credit for trying, and making one of the best ytps of his RUclips Pooping career. I mean, I love the song "Uptown Funk".
Same
If you tap on the left side of the video at the beginning multiple times, he says „J**z“.
The big question is, how does this fare against the Galaxy FooF by SungSung?
Personally I think the Galaxy FooF is better. Think about it, you don't even see it and it's a FartPhone.
My Samsus smarms phoph is twice as fast and 3x as freerf
Browse... Browse... Browse... Browse... LOL! That was the funniest part of that video.
Not to mention it's a useless device ✅
Galaxy Foof has a one inch infinity f#ck display though
Can you fuck the Galaxy FooF? No? Then this beats it.
"Hi, I'm high, I'm Erik, and I'm the world's highest Erik" had me dead
That "Arbiters & Overlords" bit gets me every time, but it also me wonder if it was possible to mix his words to get him to say "Spawn more Overlords"
But will Erik put the phone away? He's certainly spending more time alone
It's been 11 years and I'm still never prepared for what CS188 can do with videos.
*Or Stricken strips*
*KNOW*
"Everyone is complaining about Erik."
Well I mean he's not wrong.
And I think that's [n]o wrong.
Erik you do gotta be high as hell to forget the fact that none of this actually matters if you’re installing an AT&T SIM card on your freeDumb device.
Well he did admit that he was the world's highest Erik
I'm glad this new phone maker is being honest about spying on us. This country needs more honesty!
It's more honest than the original video at least.
I know exactly where your pfp came from. And i love it
“Hi, I’m High”
Ah it’s been to long.
Seeing the Freak Phone commercial felt like when you watch a movie and suddenly see an actor you only recognize from one other movie and being very surprised to see them.
This is not even reusing old jokes anymore, this is remixing old jokes which feel fresh, and I love how meta it is.
What's meta?
@@user-ov2fc5sd1e While I may have used the word incorrectly in this case, something meta means it refers back to itself. While this is not the full correct definition, it means something like that.
So in this case, I meant that remixing old jokes into a different context really funny from both ways, because in this new context it sounds funny, but the originals are also funny, so seeing old jokes taken both out of context but being remixed to be in context is really hilarious and really meta.
@@SonoSooS I thank ypu for the explaining. I'm mentally impaired atm so I can't understand properly but will read again when I'm sharp. Thank you again
I remember seeing this advertisement so often to the point where I had it mesmerized, and seeing cs188 ytp it just made my month.
Where the heck did this come from? I don't use social media aside from RUclips, no longer have cable and I have RUclips Premium so I'm not seeing ads anymore, lol.
CS188 makes the best YTPs ever! He is number 1.
@COREY BARBER Ha
"We've developed the first operating system based on your period. And I think that's so wrong."
Then why did you develop it?
To get the Joj done.
It's probably one of those poorly thought-out things that seemed like a good idea at the time.
To be the first
God, even not having seen this dude’s original video, I already hate his guts. Excellent poop, CS.
I mean, we all know Zuckerberg is an alien from Planet Zark, but this Erik dude is a real piece of work.
I'd probably vomit if I watched the original video, meaning cs188 made it objectively better.
I heard about this from commentary channels.
That feeling of hating his guts is understandable.
The guy's yet another conservative suck-up scamming impressionable people with a crappy product on par with the Soulja Boy gaming consoles.
@@OwlEye2010 he is not even a conservative, just trying to scam older ones.
@@raudalhazazz Hardly any better as far as I'm concerned.
"There's no app store, there's no keyboard, and no phone"
Best phone of 2021.
So it's a PDA with no curated package source. Fine by me.
The "long...schlong" callback got me good. I was laughing and saying yes. Love the references to your own videos.
0:23
I can attest to that statement, as an Erik.
This YTP spoke to me on many levels.
"It does everything your current phone does, except security."
Ain't that the tagline.
I can’t believe this phone actually exists.
perrit
The Super Power Phone has the first Operating System based on your period. And I Think That's So Wrong. But, There's No App Store, No Keyboard And No Phone. They don't want to buy it at all.
I saw someone joking about this exact thing as a scam for the rubes months ago and they even suggested calling it the Freedom Phone
@@bluegum6438 It’s something that’s needed nowadays if you get political online. Or else you’ll just be constantly censored.
@@robertsmalls2293 alright bro I'm not saying anything, hope that works out for you
"Sorry Elmo, I can't stop at the stop sign right now, I'm looking for ARBITERS OF TRUTH"
"Sorry Elmo, I can't STOP at the STOP sign, I'm looking for ARBITERS OF TRUTH"
I just can't get over that line LOL it's so brilliant and so stupid at the same time
Erik made like eight phones and a couple of burgers and all of them are busted lmfao
Erik: you can have the freedom to do anything with this phone
cs188: so I did
The ironic thing is, he is as bad, if not worse than curret phone companies.
I'd buy it if it was what the YTPs describe
@@blacktigerpaw1 a condom phone would be revolutionary. JoJ
@@flarfschnikelman6780 I kinda want that femd- om phone tbh.
@@flarfschnikelman6780 Fuck yes it would
He's a grifter selling third-rate trash at second-rate prices to first-rate idiots. People who really want a "freedom" phone can just put LineageOS on an Android themselves. Frankly, anyone who finds that task daunting has no business owning anything more powerful than a graphing calculator anyway.
I KNEW MAKING THAT TWEET WAS WORTH IT, THANK YOU
Solid YTP. Lots of good smooth stuff here without it being too "haha funny random". Good quality comedy here. Thanks for still keeping the genre alive CS188.
Good to have you back Cs188, Long time fan here
"The world's highest Erik."
Hi i'm high
“We made the first Operating System based on your period”
Me a guy: *visible confusion*
🤣🤣🤣
i mean, technically,
trans men: 😳
"And I think that's so wrong"
That's why there's no os, no app store and no keyboard.
Listening to Jack Septiceye's intro on Earth could wake up an entire neighborhood on Mars.
"The FreerF"
"PhohP"
"The super FaaF"
These are godly words right here-
I grinned so much at the Starcraft joke idk why I was expecting a halo reference. Good job 👏
Still better than the original! The fact that there are idiots who fall for this huckster is insane by itself.
"it's uncensorable"
And it's also manufactured in China.
Or maybe it's that they're not falling for it but want to help them make a profit since they are published under the government's rule most likely, and these people want them to have power so that we will be forced to be under their influence.
Think about it too, this dude is making you pay a shit ton of money to buy a completely new phone, even though you can do all of the freedom phone’s things to your current phone.
Hell, Apple doesn’t have trackers on their phones.
If you’re using an android or Samsung, it’s rather easy to disable any of the trackers and shit like that.
@@cckiller0053 In response to the word soup you typed, my point is that he's selling refurbished Chinese phones at a 400% markup and telling people that it's "uncensored." This is nonsense because any app you download will enforce its TOS no matter what device you use. A phone's OS does not change that.
Also, I have a little concern over a completely uncensored app store. Does "PatriApp" allow child pornography? ISIS recruitment? Malware? Nothing is censored, right?
Also also, you do realize that app stores and social medias are private companies and censor not because of a government mandate, but by internal TOS (at least in a majority of cases).
That's because scamming right wingers is the easiest fucking thing on the planet
The way Eric says “forever” is so sensual yet so threatening
0:12 Lol he probably was pretty high when he invented this phone. Fantastic ytp as always cs188!
Ah yes, the freedom to resell chinese androids
all androids are chinese androids
@@wiiztec Google's aren't
@@vividant of course they are
@@wiiztec they're made in india
@@wiiztec they're made in india
I wish I could watch this on a super power phone so it would be edge to edge to edge to edge to edge to edge to edge to edge to edge to edge
That is so *edgy*
*INTENSE AUTO-FELLATIO NOISES FOLLOW*
The fucking "Epic speech" background music cutting of and coming back is slowing degrading my brain to a peanut. I might actually buy the freerf phoph
As you can see, he's clearly not Justin. I bet he doesn't even have females on his phone!
(o.o)
But can you brows-ows-ows-ows?
@@BurgerKingHarkinian I doubt it. He bragged about its lack of a keyboard! And without an an Infinity F*cks display, watching massive CoCs just won't compare.
@@BurgerKingHarkinian Nudity?
but can he do all the three at once?
My brain: Gotta get some sleep tonight.
CS: *uploads a video at 12AM instantly diverting my attention*
*THAT REEKS OF RELATABILITY*
All we need now is a YTP phone. A phone all about YTPs . And cs should make it!
Cs188 I'm drunk as shit, but I just want to say thank you so much for keeping up the ytp hustle. You, DaThings, and Durhamrockerz were always my favorites. This brings back so many memories. I remember watching your stuff in the morning before middle school classes would start. Thank you so much dude.
the freedom phone is literally an ebay phone with a weird version of android on it
the phone for paranoiacs who also don't know what an apk or cookie is
@@qwertzy121212 The phone for the very specific american white supremacist paranoiacs
If people are very insecure about what's on the internet then they shouldn't even go on it.
"The Condom Phone. It does everything your current phone does, except, you can fuck it."
That joke in particular made me lose my shit.
A new cs188 video is always great to wake up to. Love the callbacks to the older videos as well
Got the Freddie Freaker reference gave me so much nostalgia of 9th grade days. Anyways funny as always, preciate it.
"The Freerf Phohp is Super Faaf" You Fucking killed me 😂😂😂
2:20 Reminds me that Abraham Lincoln won with only 40% of the vote. There were 4 candidates, and many states refused to even put Lincoln on the ballot
0:29 "We are number one"
- Lazytown
I actually called the Freak Phone when I was little once. That puppet was amazing and made me want to call. Thanks for putting that stupid song in my head, it will play on repeat till I die now
My favorite part about the freedom phone is how they say they won’t sell your data but leave out the fact that they literally can’t sell your data because it’s not them who has access to it, it’s the company that’s actually making the phone
I love that a Cs188 joke never goes out of date. Anything goes for callbacks!
1:03
I love how serious he looks about having you stop your freedom of speech. (Before the mirrored face)
2:30 still an absolute legend for putting Starcraft in here
Freedumb
“Freesmart!”.
- Pencil BFDIA
BFDI FAN OMGA
3:23 i regret taking that big sip of water there lmfao
I love the ytp culture, and Im so glad we can all point and laugh at the freedom phone
i like how the ytp made it less of an ad of a phone and more of an ad for erik himself
Wow, for the first time captions are on the video itself.
Always a beauty
Had never seen this ad before, but this was a fantastic YTP.
Every “that is so wrong” made me laugh so hard😂
I was giggling all the way through, but I absolutely lost it at “Femdom Phone.”
1:06 reminds me of that time I texted my own number to see what would happen, it just sent back the same message.
Lol same here
It came back like boomerang indeed
Thanks for the flashbacks to Freddy Freaker and the Freak Phone. Was kinda hoping that memory would have stayed buried...
I think you're one of the few YTP creators who is good enough at editing to not need subtitles, even though you included them in this upload.
3:09 that threw me off lmao. The editing was so smooth.
I'm surprised the announcement by the FreeDumb phone was made by this guy. There was some much at steak and little guarantees he would get the JoJ done. Fortunately, the presentation was well done! 👍
“Hi, I’m high.” I predicted that.
It's good to see you posting dude, hope you're enjoying yourself
I love the continous callbacks. Clever and hilarious as usual :)
"I'm the world's bitch already"
PLS-
>:( Stop it
Im the worlds youngest president
I heard about this phone on Muta’s channel and when he showed portions of the ad for the phone I thought it would be a good source. Thanks for proving me right, this is a great video lmao
Starcraft in a YTP, what I didnt fathom I could want but now I need.
arbiters overlords
@@ExecutorNral I wonder where Erik studied tactics in advertising?
A FreedomPhone ❌
A free dumb phone ✅
I'm not one who needed it, but the subtitles on the more aggressive sentence mixing was a nice touch.
“Name one time in history where the people who made it in Silicon Valley were the good guys,”
He has a point you know.
Well, I'd say Bill Gates is a pretty good guy. ^_^
@@TheMouseAvenger WRONG
@@TheMouseAvenger He's a billionaire...
+Wiiztec
What do you mean "wrong"?! Don't you know ANYTHING about his many charities, his political activism, his humanitarian work, & so on?!
+Wolfexer
That means nothing! And, surely, you are aware that he is the most charitable, altruistic, generous, selfless, kindhearted, & noble billionaire to ever live, right?
You made me laugh throughout as always, Corey. Amazing job!!🤣
2:37 - That's _precisely_ how I imagined that single word was spelled.
"Sorry Elmo, I can't stop at the stop sign right now, I'm busy looking for arbiters of truth." - Jack Black
2:13 That Phone that Folds Itself Out of Existence throwback though.
Indeed 🤣👍
Freak Phone would actually be a great name for a smartphone that runs desktop Linux. The reason? When Mr. Torvalds and his team were developing the kernel, the working name for it was Freax or FreaX, a portmanteau of "free", "freak", and "UNIX". Although Linus eventually settled on Linux (or "Linus' UNIX"), FreaX is still a known name for earlier development versions.
Therefore, a Linux phone could definitely be called a "Free Freak Unix phone" or just the Freak Phone.