25 Dumb Jokes That Are Actually Funny

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  • Опубликовано: 26 июн 2024
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    We'll all have that one friend who tells dumb jokes...jokes that are so dumb you actually laugh at them. The joke itself isn't funny. Maybe it's the delivery, the situation, or some other factor, but the joke just isn't funny. It can't be. It's too dumb to be funny.
    That situation repeats itself in social circles all over the world, regardless of language, country, or culture. For some reason, it is an innate thing to do. We laugh at things precisely because they aren't funny. Well, some of us do. The rest of us probably just groan. In fact, this situation might remind you of something. Dad jokes. That's right, dad jokes. While the two aren't exactly the same thing, they share a lot of commonalities. Dad jokes typically fall into the dumb, eye roll worthy category.
    Today's jokes, while they are definitely eye roll worthy, and potentially dad jokey, share one thing in common - they are dumb. Very dumb. Some of you will enjoy this, others less so. Regardless, you may be able to at least entertain your friends a little bit with your insanely dry humor. These are 25 Dumb Jokes That Are Actually Funny!
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    Dinosaurs
    German children
    Criminal
    Ex-wife
    Egyptians
    Farmer's Sheep
    E.T.
    Denial
    Unthinkable
    Guess who
    Mexican magician
    Giraffe
    Cats
    Cannibal
    Door
    Car
    Flying V
    Scuba Divers
    Peter Pan
    Myself
    Average People
    Batman
    Harry Potter
    Pirate
    Vegans
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  • @a1aylaghn830
    @a1aylaghn830 7 лет назад +1464

    guess how I escaped Iraq? iran

  • @galaticnight852
    @galaticnight852 7 лет назад +607

    I put my phone on airplane mode
    I threw it and it didn't fly
    someone explain pls

  • @lolslick7776
    @lolslick7776 5 лет назад +488

    *i got these shoes from a drug dealer.. idk what he laced them with.. but I’ve been tripping all day*

  • @iiSnappz
    @iiSnappz 4 года назад +516

    Kid: Mom, what’s dark humour?
    Mom: See that armless guy over there? Tell him to clap.
    Kid: But mom! I’m blind!
    Mom: Exactly.

    • @pedroh8024
      @pedroh8024 4 года назад +10

      Lol

    • @sonic2rules606
      @sonic2rules606 3 года назад +18

      oh shit
      brilliant

    • @mabadabba8666
      @mabadabba8666 3 года назад +16

      Oh, I’ve got a good one so this guy and chick are going on a date
      CHICK: What’s your occupation?
      GUY: I work with animals.
      CHICK: Oh I love animals! What do you do with them?
      GUY: I’m a butcher.

    • @sarahjaneaballe9038
      @sarahjaneaballe9038 2 года назад +3

      I see what you did there

    • @ashukhanna5414
      @ashukhanna5414 2 года назад +5

      well every humour is dark humour for him

  • @uncledonel1742
    @uncledonel1742 7 лет назад +447

    Sara: Good day my love
    Mike: Finally, I've been waiting for long time.
    Sara: Do you want me to leave?
    Mike: NO! How can you say that? Even thinking about it terrifies.
    Sara: Do you love me?
    Mike: Of course! At all hours of the day.
    Sara: Have you ever cheated on me?
    Mike: Never! Why do you ask such a thing?
    Sara: Would you like to kiss me?
    Mike: Yes, whenever I have the chance.
    Sara: Would you like to hit me?
    Mike: Are you crazy!? You know me...
    Sara: Can I trust you?
    Mike: Yes honey
    Sara: Darling
    Now read these lines from the bottom UP!😂

    • @Mc513tv
      @Mc513tv 7 лет назад +6

      Isaac Madidilu thats really creative you just earned a like 😁

    • @guythatlikesgames7779
      @guythatlikesgames7779 7 лет назад +8

      Isaac Madidilu this is really good

    • @MadeInHeavxn
      @MadeInHeavxn 7 лет назад +5

      I
      Confused

    • @jussari7960
      @jussari7960 7 лет назад +4

      Isaac Madidilu I've already seen this, but it's still funny

    • @KombatW0mbat
      @KombatW0mbat 7 лет назад +3

      Isaac Madidilu cool

  • @IHeartDonnut
    @IHeartDonnut 7 лет назад +246

    I forgot how to use a boomerang but suddenly it came back to me

  • @oscarpeters103
    @oscarpeters103 3 года назад +85

    i'm so good at sleeping. i can do it with my eyes closed

    • @justsomerandomdude6649
      @justsomerandomdude6649 2 года назад +4

      Same

    • @graduatedpinksnowball668
      @graduatedpinksnowball668 2 года назад +6

      Man i have to sleep with my eyes open it sucks

    • @justsomerandomdude6649
      @justsomerandomdude6649 2 года назад

      @@graduatedpinksnowball668 yeah it must suck only 5% of people are skilled enough to sleep with their eyes closed

    • @oscarpeters103
      @oscarpeters103 2 года назад

      @@graduatedpinksnowball668 oh don't worry you'll improve

    • @joeystyles18
      @joeystyles18 2 года назад

      Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

  • @Drawn_Together_Lover
    @Drawn_Together_Lover Год назад +24

    I wanna eat a giant pot of chili at a football game, but I can't do it without a Super Bowl.

  • @suhailmoosa6959
    @suhailmoosa6959 7 лет назад +1015

    why did Adele cross the road
    to say hello from the other side

    • @minty-fresh5744
      @minty-fresh5744 7 лет назад +3

      yasssssssss XD

    • @gamingpro9120
      @gamingpro9120 7 лет назад +2

      Suhail Moosa bvg

    • @parceIfish
      @parceIfish 7 лет назад

      hahaha

    • @ella2000xx
      @ella2000xx 7 лет назад +3

      Suhail Moosa omg that was nice
      i would say a joke about infinity
      but it will go on for ever

    • @zedanononoodmo149
      @zedanononoodmo149 7 лет назад

      Suhail Moosa what did the sheel says when you shear his cloth
      shearyously

  • @The_Animal_Man
    @The_Animal_Man 6 лет назад +451

    The jokes in this comment section are funnier than the video itself

  • @tasha5962
    @tasha5962 5 лет назад +262

    Do wanna know about the lettuce and the tomato racing?
    The lettuce was ahead
    But the tomato was trying to ketchup!
    I'll go home now...

  • @ohshit9463
    @ohshit9463 4 года назад +57

    "Your Girlfriend Looks like my mom."

  • @cyrusflores3217
    @cyrusflores3217 8 лет назад +1821

    If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, would it be Alien vs Predator?

    • @theoneandonlyownage
      @theoneandonlyownage 8 лет назад +43

      that isn't a dumb joke though, it's just funny!

    • @cyrusflores3217
      @cyrusflores3217 8 лет назад +8

      You're right, that was the joke that was running through my head throughout the video.

    • @joesutherland672
      @joesutherland672 8 лет назад

      +Cyrus Flores no, it was too lazy to be running

    • @Irishatheist24
      @Irishatheist24 8 лет назад +1

      best one!

    • @ParlayParri24
      @ParlayParri24 8 лет назад +1

      that was fuunny as shit

  • @obadiahstane2057
    @obadiahstane2057 7 лет назад +1391

    That moment when you realize the comment section has better jokes than the actual video

  • @Chris_p257
    @Chris_p257 4 года назад +53

    MY REACTION TO THE JOKES ʕಠ_ಠʔ

  • @unknown-pc1cr
    @unknown-pc1cr 4 года назад +32

    My friend: U know why I don't like stairs
    Me: Why
    Friend: Cause their always up to something. Boom
    Me:😬😬😬😬

  • @therabbit5000
    @therabbit5000 7 лет назад +1787

    Me: *Looking at a video*
    *clicks on the video, sees 2 weirdo's talking*
    Me: Nah
    *Starts Overwatch*

  • @ammaradam3734
    @ammaradam3734 7 лет назад +1829

    my teacher asked my Jamaican friend to use the word dandelion in a sentence.....
    da cheetah is faster dandelion

    • @reinhardearlin6977
      @reinhardearlin6977 7 лет назад +76

      Use the word 'hotel' in a sentence:
      The prosecutor put the prostitute on the witness stand because they wanted to make the ho tell but she refused to testify.

    • @Kp-ez2xc
      @Kp-ez2xc 7 лет назад +1

      BBQKoalaBang LOLLL

    • @wildfifaplayer5812
      @wildfifaplayer5812 7 лет назад +1

      BBQKoalaBang z

    • @valentineyves
      @valentineyves 7 лет назад +2

      BBQKoalaBang 😂😂

    • @frischenmerencillo9620
      @frischenmerencillo9620 7 лет назад +9

      I'm just scrolling through these dumb jokes because of Jin's dad jokes. How come I see kpopers everywhere?

  • @Noah11112
    @Noah11112 3 года назад +41

    I was playing chess with my friend, he said “let’s make it interesting,” so we stopped playing chess

  • @lewdogzombies
    @lewdogzombies 3 года назад +64

    What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
    An investigator

    • @stvrrlight7
      @stvrrlight7 2 года назад

      Yooo

    • @ZTGAMEZ
      @ZTGAMEZ 2 года назад +1

      I don’t get it

    • @leimatzunkyo5586
      @leimatzunkyo5586 2 года назад

      @@ZTGAMEZ Bruh, alligator and investigator both has the word IGATOR in it and the alligator is in A VEST, so it is INVEST-IGATOR

    • @rjHxKl12w
      @rjHxKl12w 2 года назад

      You copied it

    • @ranboosteak1482
      @ranboosteak1482 2 года назад

      thats cute inmy opinion :)

  • @workhardism
    @workhardism 7 лет назад +392

    How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

    • @kanzensaimin2257
      @kanzensaimin2257 7 лет назад +4

      Lol

    • @faithfulharambe6218
      @faithfulharambe6218 7 лет назад +2

      workhardism im waiting

    • @selrandolph
      @selrandolph 7 лет назад +1

      workhardism ahhh that ones olddd

    • @zenvi
      @zenvi 7 лет назад +8

      ok its the next day what is is??

    • @bigounce9
      @bigounce9 7 лет назад +2

      workhardism i hate you im a idiot and im waiting you know

  • @nmoradi8796
    @nmoradi8796 7 лет назад +366

    There was a boy who wanted to learn the alphabet so he told his teacher he's going to learn it and she said okay! He went hope and asked his dad "what's the first letter of the alphabet?" His dad who was watching TV replied "shut up!" so he then went to his mother and asked "what is the second letter of the alphabet?" his mum who hadn't heard him said "yes?" then he went on his sister and asked her "what's the third letter of the alphabet?" his sister was singing " I'm Michael Jackson! I'm Michael Jackson!" he then went to his brother and asked him "what's the fourth letter of the alphabet?" his brother was playing with his toys and said "in my vroom vroom car!"
    So the next day the boy who wanted to impress his teacher said "I've learnt the alphabet!" the teacher said "go on then!" to which he replied "shut up!"
    the angry teacher said "double detention for you!!"
    "yes!" the boy carried on
    "who do you think you are?" the teacher asked
    "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson! "
    The fuming teacher said " how do you think you're going to get away with this?"
    the boy said "in my vroom vroom car!!"

    • @volitones8936
      @volitones8936 7 лет назад +4

      TheQuakeOnEarth t
      OMFG IMMA DIE! XD

    • @angelamcabee2176
      @angelamcabee2176 7 лет назад +2

      TheQuakeOnEarth t haha

    • @danielevans1689
      @danielevans1689 7 лет назад +1

      Poppy Smith SUPERXARLIN BROTHERS OMG YESSSSS

    • @gingerblue1986
      @gingerblue1986 7 лет назад +1

      TheQuakeOnEarth t I actually cried out laughing at this im so lame

    • @Trevzon
      @Trevzon 7 лет назад

      TheQuakeOnEarth lol

  • @Inerself2222
    @Inerself2222 3 года назад +34

    Tip: don’t be the first to laugh at your own joke after saying it.

  • @Liverpoollassie
    @Liverpoollassie 5 лет назад +16

    What is an eggs favorite emotion?
    Eggcitement

  • @YourMom-un7jp
    @YourMom-un7jp 7 лет назад +138

    If you stab a man during an argument will he finally get the point?

  • @brandonbrown6736
    @brandonbrown6736 7 лет назад +765

    Anyone else pause the video and look at the comments instead

    • @bangerz5854
      @bangerz5854 7 лет назад +2

      Brandon Brown yep

    • @lavonbrewster99
      @lavonbrewster99 6 лет назад +2

      Yea

    • @WhinedUp2004
      @WhinedUp2004 6 лет назад +2

      yeah
      got bored and looked if anyone else thought they were trying to act funny

    • @jacobjaketv
      @jacobjaketv 6 лет назад

      Brandon Brown yes, that guy also reminds me that I'm a great comedian 🤣

    • @nolabel05
      @nolabel05 6 лет назад

      Brandon Brown me

  • @kingawancowicz4686
    @kingawancowicz4686 4 года назад +36

    I have a riddle
    You was driving down the road ,you saw 3 doors one had gold,one had money, one had infinite food,which door should you open first?
    The car door 😂😂😂😂

  • @theatee6228
    @theatee6228 4 года назад +13

    The feeling when you start to laugh before you tell the joke

  • @hannahbarnfield4981
    @hannahbarnfield4981 7 лет назад +105

    whens a 100% british potatoe not british?
    when its french fries

  • @H3NRY
    @H3NRY 7 лет назад +537

    Wife: How would you describe me?
    Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK.
    Wife: What does that mean?
    Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous and hot.
    Wife: Aw, thank you. But what does IJK mean?
    Husband: I'm just kidding!

  • @phil8305
    @phil8305 3 года назад +14

    I didnt know why the ball kept getting bigger
    then it hit me

  • @jesshenschke6438
    @jesshenschke6438 Год назад +6

    What do you call an M&M that went to college?
    A smarty!

  • @brooklynholding8882
    @brooklynholding8882 7 лет назад +178

    Why don't Indians play soccer?
    Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop

  • @chevy1991
    @chevy1991 7 лет назад +427

    There was a boy wh put a hand up in class
    Teacher: yes johnny
    Student: can I go to the toilet
    Teacher: after you sing the alphabet
    Student: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
    Teacher: good johnny but you missed the p where is it
    Student: running down my leg

    • @katepfeifer9742
      @katepfeifer9742 7 лет назад +3

      Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley Fan Winny Geasly

    • @creej103
      @creej103 7 лет назад +2

      I get that but dont get that

    • @masonely4499
      @masonely4499 7 лет назад

      Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley Fan I know that one from 2nd grade

    • @user-wh8fd4yp2o
      @user-wh8fd4yp2o 7 лет назад +1

      Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley Fan lol

    • @itsaeroh3568
      @itsaeroh3568 7 лет назад +2

      Mr.Donuts BOIZ because there is no p in the alphabet when the boy is reciting it. If you also didn't know there is something that everybody does, called peeing. P and pee sound the same. So if you use common sense and put them together. The p is missing from the alphabet and the pee is dripping down his leg.

  • @socal3154
    @socal3154 4 года назад +8

    8:03 His malfunctioned laugh reminds me of Kawhi Leonard when he says that he is a fun guy

  • @jaiceejones3153
    @jaiceejones3153 5 лет назад +4

    two cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"

  • @jines5625
    @jines5625 7 лет назад +336

    what did the blanket say when it fell off the bed
    oh sheet

  • @islamcdonald2481
    @islamcdonald2481 7 лет назад +69

    Me:will you remember me in a minute
    person:yes
    me:will you remember me in an hour?
    person:yes
    me:will you remember me in a year?
    person:yes
    me:knock knock
    person:who's there?
    me:GOD DAMIT YOU FORGOT ME

    • @frownless
      @frownless 7 лет назад

      Isla McDonald I have funny jokes

    • @mitskiforthesoul
      @mitskiforthesoul 7 лет назад

      Isla McDonald I KNOW THAT JOKE 😂😂😂

    • @passingby3344
      @passingby3344 7 лет назад

      Isla McDonald Okay that was good.

  • @alankent
    @alankent 5 лет назад +17

    I love how Mike cracks himself up!
    By the way, Kinder contains a short "i" like cinder. Not as in more kind.

  • @Drawn_Together_Lover
    @Drawn_Together_Lover Год назад +4

    Why doesn't a squirrel own a car?
    It'll drive people nuts.

  • @Butter12321
    @Butter12321 7 лет назад +221

    did you know 4/3 of people don't understand math jokes?

  • @alexazhari5420
    @alexazhari5420 5 лет назад +668

    I love how everyone's laugh is funnier then there joke 😂

    • @republicofmemenation9073
      @republicofmemenation9073 4 года назад +7

      I like how the 63 people who liked this and many more who came across it didn’t correct you.

    • @falling_table
      @falling_table 4 года назад +1

      Omg “funnier” lmao 😂

    • @tammyccrowder
      @tammyccrowder 4 года назад +1

      Does anybody Remember the My ex wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER Shout out to you gravity falls fans

    • @Liyah931
      @Liyah931 3 года назад

      True😂😂😂

    • @rebeccaparsons6843
      @rebeccaparsons6843 3 года назад +1

      * their

  • @izzojoseph2
    @izzojoseph2 5 лет назад +17

    Why did Sally fall of the swing?
    She had no arms
    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Not Sally

    • @ruva7572
      @ruva7572 4 года назад +1

      😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @HS-md1er
      @HS-md1er 4 года назад

      Joseph Izzo what?

    • @giamendez6939
      @giamendez6939 4 года назад +2

      Knock knock
      Who’s there
      Sally
      How if her arms fell off
      She used her knee

  • @graceLuv-pr8zp
    @graceLuv-pr8zp 5 лет назад +5

    Mike: lets do a freeze frame!!
    Also Mike: dammit *falls on his face

  • @karenbressler6187
    @karenbressler6187 7 лет назад +57

    Why did the cowboy want to die with his boots on? He didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket.

    • @frownless
      @frownless 7 лет назад

      Karen Bressler I have funny jokes

    • @katiekat4457
      @katiekat4457 7 лет назад

      Good God...lol

    • @ella2000xx
      @ella2000xx 7 лет назад +6

      Karen Bressler what did the cow say when he jumped off a cliff
      cowabunga i won't milk the cow jokes that would be udderly ridiculous

    • @ic3y_wolf186
      @ic3y_wolf186 7 лет назад +3

      ella2000xx no that was a punny joke

  • @pizzagamer8886
    @pizzagamer8886 7 лет назад +361

    why did a bank robber have a bath????
    he wanted to have a clean getaway

    • @ennemm9820
      @ennemm9820 7 лет назад +14

      pizzagamer 888 no .. that's so horrible why I'm laughing 😂

    • @Ty-us9do
      @Ty-us9do 7 лет назад

      pizzagamer 888 lol

    • @sanstheskeleton1502
      @sanstheskeleton1502 7 лет назад

      who let the 🐕 out not me im about to eat my dog my
      hotdog

    • @evanlafitte9315
      @evanlafitte9315 7 лет назад +3

      Kodiie Banks that was so bad you should be ashamed

    • @Bruh-yk5zt
      @Bruh-yk5zt 6 лет назад

      Evan Lafitte, its just a joke

  • @claudeclaude4526
    @claudeclaude4526 3 года назад +4

    What did DIO said when Giorno was severely injured?
    He said "MY SON! I WAS *WRYYYYYYY'd* ABOUT YOU"

  • @coolskelleton95
    @coolskelleton95 2 года назад +7

    “My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better!”
    “Her aim is getting better!”
    “Her aim is getting better!”

  • @Morphwing_
    @Morphwing_ 7 лет назад +34

    Q: If abraham lincoln was alive right now, what would he do?
    A: Scratch at the top of his coffin.
    Q: Why did the Elephant paint his toes?
    A: So he could hide in a bag of skittles. Have you ever *seen* an elephant in a bag of skittles?
    Bert: No.
    A: So you see how well it works.
    Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree.
    A: Cuz he's dead
    your welcome, sorry not sorry
    *clap* *clap* *clap*

    • @adroitactions4738
      @adroitactions4738 7 лет назад

      XD Good Ones!

    • @Morphwing_
      @Morphwing_ 7 лет назад +1

      Princess Know It All Thanks.
      I forgot to add this one. What was the last thing that went through it's mind when it got hit by a car?
      It's butt.

    • @fooman530
      @fooman530 7 лет назад

      You're*

    • @Morphwing_
      @Morphwing_ 7 лет назад

      +Fooman530 Say wut.

    • @rurushu8094
      @rurushu8094 7 лет назад +1

      What did the Lesbian vampire say to the other Lesbian vampire?
      I'll see you next month

  • @a-bird-lover
    @a-bird-lover 7 лет назад +70

    I appear to be the only person to find this hilarious...
    Either other people don't have a sense of humor, or I don't have a life.

    • @amphibiangoddess
      @amphibiangoddess 7 лет назад +3

      I thought some of the jokes were funny but not the banter.

    • @zekehirst6510
      @zekehirst6510 7 лет назад +1

      it was so funny

    • @mepmep619
      @mepmep619 7 лет назад +1

      i also think it was funny

    • @5jerry1
      @5jerry1 7 лет назад

      I thought it was funny too. Some of the talking brought it down, but the majority of these were good.

    • @katerienks9856
      @katerienks9856 7 лет назад +2

      It's like my 5th time watching this

  • @misbahailia3345
    @misbahailia3345 Год назад +2

    Number 16, is the only one that got me.
    Also, the pirate joke "I'm 80!' Got me

  • @Shadic24367
    @Shadic24367 5 лет назад +20

    17 got me laughing as I immediately imagined Mike Tyson asking me

  • @truedogelord9933
    @truedogelord9933 7 лет назад +703

    I have a funny joke....
    My Grades
    *Laughs and likes his own comment*

  • @excalibert-kh6xy
    @excalibert-kh6xy 7 лет назад +165

    There was once a happy family of cows. One day one of the kid cows asked the moomy (haha) cow how she got her name. "Mommy, why is my name Rose?". The mommy cow responded, "Because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head". The next day a different kid cow asked the mommy cow how she got her name. "Mommy, why is my name Violet?". The mommy cow responded, "Because when you were born a violet petal fell on your head". A second later, another kid cow says, "AFJKHSDGUQOTUHSDOGIHSEGOIHEG". The mommy cow responded, "Shut up, cinderblock!".

    • @shade_tato-2584
      @shade_tato-2584 7 лет назад +1

      excal ibert2222222 Cough* skydoeeeezznutts

    • @excalibert-kh6xy
      @excalibert-kh6xy 7 лет назад

      what the heck is skydoeeeezznutts lol

    • @gageg9096
      @gageg9096 7 лет назад +7

      excal ibert2222222 dad, why is my sister named rose? Dad: because your mother loves roses. Son: thanks dad! Dad: no problem minecraft pocket edition

    • @excalibert-kh6xy
      @excalibert-kh6xy 7 лет назад

      lol

    • @Tbird1215
      @Tbird1215 7 лет назад +1

      excal ibert2222222 *cough cough* unoriginal *cough cough*

  • @elledawn9353
    @elledawn9353 5 лет назад +9

    Having friends can sometimes be painful. Specifically if they smack you upside the head

  • @JosephSeabourne
    @JosephSeabourne 2 года назад +1

    1. What did the chicken say when it saw a lettuce?
    Chicken sees a salad
    2. A criminal has been stealing tires off police cars.
    The force are working tirelessly to catch them.

  • @anygoodnameideas6934
    @anygoodnameideas6934 7 лет назад +412

    I have 6 mouths, 3 noses, 7 eyes, and 1 eyebrows. What am I?
    Ugly.

    • @Wawa-ev1qw
      @Wawa-ev1qw 7 лет назад +6

      Got that from dude perfect didn't you

    • @nazmo1880
      @nazmo1880 7 лет назад +11

      I have 1 mouth,1 nose,2 eyes and 2 eyebrowes and
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      I am still ugly

    • @Xam-B-X
      @Xam-B-X 7 лет назад +1

      Any Good Name Ideas? 69 you said "1 eyebrows"
      grammer much?

    • @anygoodnameideas6934
      @anygoodnameideas6934 7 лет назад +2

      Xambie X7
      Cause you've never done a typo...

    • @Xam-B-X
      @Xam-B-X 7 лет назад

      Any Good Name Ideas? 69 that is true.

  • @momsmyname44
    @momsmyname44 7 лет назад +386

    what I if told you
    you that read wrong

    • @pla151
      @pla151 7 лет назад +5

      Shawn A. I give up one verything. You probably read that right

    • @The.Stoneburner
      @The.Stoneburner 7 лет назад

      Shawn A. lol yes i did

    • @fvaxn5074
      @fvaxn5074 7 лет назад

      Shawn A. I didn't fall for that

    • @nicholidempsy025
      @nicholidempsy025 7 лет назад +1

      Shawn A. ha I got it didn't fool me this time

    • @antonioguthery9416
      @antonioguthery9416 7 лет назад

      Shawn A. You totally got me there

  • @combatwombat8581
    @combatwombat8581 4 года назад +5

    Child: mummy how long is the flight
    Mummy: you know what they say, time flies when your on a plane...
    *plane crashes

  • @jthepickle7
    @jthepickle7 2 года назад +1

    Dog walks into a bar - looks at the bartender and says, "I'm a talking dog, how about a free drink for a talking dog?"
    The bartender says, "Sure, the toilet's down the hall."

  • @arandomguyonthenet5941
    @arandomguyonthenet5941 5 лет назад +807

    I laugh so hard at this video it accidentally made me hit my head with a coke can
    Its alright though, its a soft drink
    **Cries in the corner**

  • @scrambledmeat618
    @scrambledmeat618 7 лет назад +89

    0:59 YOU SEE IT'S, IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MARRIAGE IS TERRIBLE

    • @mercury7d
      @mercury7d 7 лет назад +9

      Woo hoo!!! FALLERS OF THE INTERNET, UNITE! ONWARDS AOSHIMA!

    • @jrobinson4801
      @jrobinson4801 7 лет назад +1

      analog romeo gravity falls!!

    • @digiishort
      @digiishort 7 лет назад +4

      YUS I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

    • @digiishort
      @digiishort 7 лет назад

      DO GE what?

    • @jrobinson4801
      @jrobinson4801 7 лет назад

      you're NOT welcome to the black parade i don't know either

  • @janeangel7259
    @janeangel7259 5 лет назад +1

    Who needs jokes when your entire life is a joke?

  • @abyante7863
    @abyante7863 3 года назад +1

    I don't know about jokes but the way he is laughing makes me laugh
    😂😂

  • @oxi666
    @oxi666 7 лет назад +99

    Why did the window washer skip a day?
    Because it was September 11th

    • @bowlbs3631
      @bowlbs3631 7 лет назад

      ByronTheLitOne 😐

    • @jumpingmoose5554
      @jumpingmoose5554 7 лет назад

      ByronTheLitOne damn that's lit af

    • @deadbeep8931
      @deadbeep8931 7 лет назад

      ByronTheLitOne oh golly....

    • @oxi666
      @oxi666 7 лет назад

      SkidTrac sorry

    • @uhhhcam
      @uhhhcam 7 лет назад

      ByronTheLitOne that's deep man

  • @Plurmo
    @Plurmo 6 лет назад +341

    Why do i watch scary videos on the toilet?
    Because it scares the shit out of me

  • @thehollow4820
    @thehollow4820 4 года назад +2

    I only got the " her aim is getting better" joke after watching this. And I'm *ca-ching* my breath.

  • @creeps7264
    @creeps7264 5 лет назад +22

    The only I am laughing is Tristan's reactions XD

  • @spectrum3349
    @spectrum3349 8 лет назад +481

    Why am I watching this?

    • @list25
      @list25  8 лет назад +20

      Cause you're awesome. ~Mike

    • @janetgray9685
      @janetgray9685 8 лет назад

      +list25 are you two brothers?

    • @list25
      @list25  8 лет назад +8

      We aren't brothers, no. ~Mike

    • @Jeng95
      @Jeng95 8 лет назад +3

      Are you lovers?

    • @Spartan24069
      @Spartan24069 8 лет назад +4

      +list25 'when poison expires does it become more poisonous or less poisonous?'

  • @gamingtrifilm3369
    @gamingtrifilm3369 8 лет назад +131

    I can already tell mike had fun doing this

    • @visionisscaryYTg
      @visionisscaryYTg 8 лет назад +1

      Mike is a joke?

    • @JonnDuune
      @JonnDuune 8 лет назад +1

      You had fun slapping him didn't you Tristan?

    • @galadriel3134
      @galadriel3134 8 лет назад +1

      +Tristan@List25 The Video Guy yes he is lovely.

    • @boland73
      @boland73 8 лет назад +1

      +Tristan@List25 The Video Guy Mike seems like a generally fun and upbeat person to be around! I'm jealous you get to experience it so often

    • @thisismynamedontjudge7905
      @thisismynamedontjudge7905 7 лет назад

      yea he had lots of fun and lots of "good" jokes

  • @amytran9779
    @amytran9779 5 лет назад +25

    The guy:what did the farmer say when he lost his sheep?
    The other guy:where’s my sheep?
    Me:😑
    My mind:worst jokes ever

    • @suprxmememe6803
      @suprxmememe6803 3 года назад +2

      POV: You still laughed at how dumb the joke was

  • @jasmincallejas4603
    @jasmincallejas4603 5 лет назад +19

    Why don't most lakes dry?
    Because it doesn't have a towel😂

  • @melit.
    @melit. 7 лет назад +58

    wanna hear a pizza joke?
    sorry
    cant tell you it's too chessy.

    • @dmvmeu7140
      @dmvmeu7140 7 лет назад

      why do I laugh at these things. but that was really good

    • @micahbell8533
      @micahbell8533 7 лет назад

      I'd laugh if this was original....

    • @endietaiga7115
      @endietaiga7115 7 лет назад +3

      I was going to tell a pencil joke! But what's the point?

    • @ramseylopez6847
      @ramseylopez6847 7 лет назад

      haha

    • @figgysquag9208
      @figgysquag9208 7 лет назад

      +Ender Pearlz8000 THE POINT IS THE POINTY PART.

  • @lissiasilva4615
    @lissiasilva4615 7 лет назад +514

    Son: mom you are so bad at making jokes
    mom: but I made you!

  • @5laddyladss
    @5laddyladss 2 года назад +2

    A student always pronounced the 'H' in the words 'honest' and 'hour'.
    So, his teacher corrected him and she told him that the 'H' remains silent.
    One day, the teacher asked the student to heat her coffee because she was busy with some work. When she came back, she didn't find any coffee and when she asked the student, he replied
    "Didn't you ask me to (h)eat it?

  • @ahmedyamin4446
    @ahmedyamin4446 2 месяца назад +1

    Mom: hey can you buy me an ice cream
    Me: what will you do with an ice and a cup of cream
    Mom:👁️👄👁️

  • @Tuinman_
    @Tuinman_ 7 лет назад +277

    Why schouldn't you fart in an Apple Store?
    because they don't have windows XD

  • @rharington
    @rharington 7 лет назад +28

    A dyslexic man walks into a bar
    *dyslexic man*: Hey man.
    *bartender*: what have you been doing lately?
    *dyslexic man*: Oh I've been selling souls.
    *bartender*: Oh really? To who?
    *dyslexic man*: To Santa.

    • @jaedynt3229
      @jaedynt3229 7 лет назад +2

      Robert Harington on one of my Christmas presents it said from Satan.

    • @atomicmelon7098
      @atomicmelon7098 7 лет назад

      What was it?

    • @statueteethtv
      @statueteethtv 7 лет назад +1

      Robert Harington i dont git it

    • @hayleylavallee9418
      @hayleylavallee9418 7 лет назад +1

      Statue Teeth TV santa = satan

    • @statueteethtv
      @statueteethtv 7 лет назад

      Hayley Lavallee whyd it have to be a dyslexic man

  • @SpicyJay
    @SpicyJay 4 года назад

    3:43 so are we not gonna talk about that super realistic meow

  • @Drawn_Together_Lover
    @Drawn_Together_Lover Год назад +1

    Why did the Kool-aid Man almost pass out?
    He was half-drunk.

  • @crazygrapes5620
    @crazygrapes5620 7 лет назад +59

    Dumbest jokes ever
    5% funny

    • @list25
      @list25  7 лет назад +4

      So then the title was accurate. ~Mike

    • @alexispayne2377
      @alexispayne2377 7 лет назад

      Crazy Grapes - lol the title said these were dumb jokes😂

    • @SimonJSlou
      @SimonJSlou 7 лет назад +4

      Crazy Grapes so a quarter of one joke is funny? You really don't know math

    • @Senso_Ultra
      @Senso_Ultra 7 лет назад +2

      2%

    • @frederikbosman3278
      @frederikbosman3278 7 лет назад +1

      Crazy Grapes -5%

  • @JipsyJeepies
    @JipsyJeepies 7 лет назад +88

    i believe i can flyyy
    got shot by the pizza guyyy
    all i wanted was some onion ringggss
    from McDonald's or Burgerkinggg
    I believe i can soarrrr
    mom slapped me in the grocery storeee
    Even though im 24 I still got an imaginary dinosoarrrrr
    I believe i can falllll I tripped on a bouncey ballll
    Thought id post this funny jokes. Even though i got no votes.

  • @Azukinator
    @Azukinator Год назад +1

    I got a fridge for my daughter for her birthday, I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

  • @Konschtimonschti
    @Konschtimonschti 3 года назад +2

    I can't wait to become a dad and annoy my family with these.

  • @dog_onion
    @dog_onion 7 лет назад +56

    Did you hear about that movie "Constipation"?
    It hasn't come out yet.

    • @retrorebootmusic
      @retrorebootmusic 7 лет назад

      IceyStarLight Gaming are you SHORE about that?

    • @jen-ie7jd
      @jen-ie7jd 7 лет назад

      LMAO

    • @karyssagoodwin4372
      @karyssagoodwin4372 7 лет назад

      Jedikiah lol that got me

    • @RobinD0903
      @RobinD0903 7 лет назад

      Jedikiah That would of gotten me but I heard it a really long time ago

  • @patrickmosur7868
    @patrickmosur7868 7 лет назад +60

    Is the guy always on the right gay? My gaydar is going off near him a lot...

    • @katiekat4457
      @katiekat4457 7 лет назад +4

      Patrick Mosur of course he is but why point it out?

    • @roniwilliams32
      @roniwilliams32 7 лет назад +1

      Patrick Mosur why u tag me

    • @AnastasiaIoppolo
      @AnastasiaIoppolo 7 лет назад +6

      Patrick Mosur My gaydar is badly broken... I can't tell if anyone is gay until I've heard from someone else that they are...

    • @trumplover5571
      @trumplover5571 7 лет назад

      Patrick Mosur no he's not gay some one else put this and they replied and said no

    • @tylertubbs35
      @tylertubbs35 7 лет назад

      My gaydar is going crazy about him

  • @valeniusthekat
    @valeniusthekat 4 года назад +80

    What do you call a short psychic running from the law?
    A small medium at large
    😂😂😂😂😂
    I'll see myself out.....
    👇👍

    • @psychokinesis878
      @psychokinesis878 3 года назад +2

      Let me escort you out!!!😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂

  • @Drawn_Together_Lover
    @Drawn_Together_Lover Год назад +1

    First there was a phone, now there's iPhone.

  • @berningdaplacetothegroundf6012
    @berningdaplacetothegroundf6012 7 лет назад +76

    What's a Car's revenge called?
    *Car-ma*

  • @cat-co7wf
    @cat-co7wf 7 лет назад +61

    Phans will get this:
    why did sarah fall off the swing?
    because she doesnt have any arms
    knock knock
    whos there
    not sarah

    • @Aggrofire
      @Aggrofire 7 лет назад

      Wow XD

    • @vyalint
      @vyalint 7 лет назад

      what

    • @gracedaface2397
      @gracedaface2397 7 лет назад +2

      why did jimmy get hit by a bus because sarash was driving

    • @blueberrysans3723
      @blueberrysans3723 7 лет назад +1

      omg fell told me the same joke. but it was with moster kid not shara

    • @kubek
      @kubek 7 лет назад

      I actually told that to a woman whose child doesn't have arms.I didn't know it then. People are too much attached to their kids. I mean emotionally attached.

  • @MystiDawn
    @MystiDawn 4 года назад +2

    I got my parents with #13. But it was an antelope (cuz I live in Wyoming lol) they both fell for it pretty hard. I randomly ask them if they've found any jumping houses, or if the antelope have competition lol they hate it, but I love it cuz I'm usually a terrible joke teller lol

  • @willow_rayne6678
    @willow_rayne6678 Год назад +8

    I love these two lol They always have a good time and the entertainment comes naturally. I'll never not watch this channel!

  • @oskar751
    @oskar751 7 лет назад +118

    Why did my pc say hello?
    Because it's A - DELL

    • @shhdun1440
      @shhdun1440 7 лет назад

      I LAUGHED IDK WHY

    • @annielovekats6727
      @annielovekats6727 7 лет назад

      Trouble - Agario pretty funny actually 😂

    • @oskar751
      @oskar751 7 лет назад

      Thank you :D

    • @thatrandomshortsguy196
      @thatrandomshortsguy196 7 лет назад

      Annie love kats not really

    • @leoflores8174
      @leoflores8174 7 лет назад

      Trouble - Agario 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂 omg I need to show this to my mom yeeeeesaaa!!!! XD

  • @enton.9359
    @enton.9359 7 лет назад +129

    i like the peter pan joke... it never grows old.

  • @djpowell516
    @djpowell516 3 года назад

    He's like I nerd in college when he's obsessed with a movie he just keeps explaining it

  • @8811andyusa
    @8811andyusa Год назад +2

    How does a tree get online?
    Answer: it logs in

  • @strawberrymsp-9761
    @strawberrymsp-9761 7 лет назад +117

    what did the a policeman say to his belly ????
    YOUR UNDER A VEST! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @eduardoparreira689
    @eduardoparreira689 7 лет назад +147

    Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
    Why?
    Because their horns don't work

    • @thelegacyTYT
      @thelegacyTYT 5 лет назад +2

      lol play on words xD. Bulls have tho sooo... but crafty

    • @KECOG
      @KECOG 4 года назад +3

      I think we've milked this one enough for one thread. If I'm wrong, though, it's my Miss Steak. :)

    • @drake-wf9ew
      @drake-wf9ew 4 года назад

      U got it from a joke book

    • @hemmojito
      @hemmojito 4 года назад

      Lol. Took me a second...

    • @HS-md1er
      @HS-md1er 4 года назад

      Eduardo Parreira what?

  • @did_i_ask_btchDO_i_look_i_care
    @did_i_ask_btchDO_i_look_i_care Год назад +1

    I've got a horrific dad joke for ya'll. Say- "Guess what?"
    *GUESS WHAT?*
    -CHICKEN BUTT.
    ~The end~

  • @charlieandbrian2687
    @charlieandbrian2687 4 года назад +2

    Some of these were just so simple that they were so funny😂